“This version of Big Chungus has no idea what Wheat Thins are.” is a sentence I was not expecting to hear during this video but also I am very happy that I did.
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Bru I'm 12 and I can confirm that this is funny but we did not do big chungess and laser armour but some people probably would do this if they were in the session
The Lazer eyes might actually make the tarrasque balanced as it now can hit flying creatures and has a ranged attack, and zombies make everything cooler
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@@Pundamental that’s what I was thinking and then I was going to make it have less hp or armor class because of the fact it is a rotting undead so that it will still be fairly balanced
@@AxxLAfriku no, I’m currently in the process of finding a wizard to use modify memory on me because that comity makes the emoji movie seam like a timeless masterpiece of comity
This reminds me of when I was 12, back in the 2e days. My brother and I didn't realize you were supposed to buy The Players Handbook first, so we bought the Complete Wizards' Handbook instead and tried to reverse engineer all the rules based on that. This was pre-internet and we didn't know anyone else who played, so we had no idea how the game was supposed to be played and would just make up random stuff.
That sounds like straight up the most fun way to play DnD, to be honest. I mean who gives a rip about the rules if you all had fun with the ones you made up? Sounds like you guys had a blast either way!
can confirm the druid in my group complains when screaming really loudly, and I quote "if you don't leave me alone then you are all Shrek simps." to zombies doesn't make them leave.
"my character had countless battles before, confronted many evils, traveled the whole world searching for power, is famous for hunting down massive creatures, escaped death many times, was forged by the trials of his land, killed countless enemies, was basically a god" *starts lvl 1, almost dies after fighting 1 bear and then die after trying to climb a rock and failing a roll*
Wait what? I've DMed for stoners, yeah it's a bit difficult if they have short attention spam (I have a friend that has attention deficit so that + weed... well you can imagine) but it was the most fun ever. One of them started having a philosophy chat with the king of a country and basically after several persuassion rolls that somehow he managed to pass he literally convinced him of holding elections and they all ran for president.
A friend of mine once asked me what the point of having rules and dice and set character classes is if the goal of D&D is to collectively tell a story. This. This is why.
I actually run dnd for kids, and I’ve only ever really had one kid like this, but there was one thing they all had in common, they were all murderhobos. Scary ones too. They described in disturbingly vivid detail tearing people apart, limb by limb, organ by organ, before finally killing them. First couple times were genuinely shocking. Now it’s par for the course. They also have low attention span so I just need to keep them in combat and they’re satisfied.
@@Zeratul795 From what I understand the world of children is often very bright and cheery on the surface... but is dark and scary in actuality. . Like Axe Cop... a police officer to chops "bad guys" heads off.
I have often joked that this is exactly what D&D is, we just have character sheets and dice so that we can't literally just do literally anything we want. excellent video, and excellent job capturing that rambling kid imagination energy.
Can confirm, this is accurate. When me and my friends started playing dnd we were really young and we didn't know the system at all. We would just say we do something roll a dice and if we rolled high we would do it and if not we wouldn't that was the entire game. Also if you got a nat 20 you just instantly killed every enemy in a cool way and if you rolled a nat 1 you fell on your sword and died.
Not accurate, you missed the edgy kid who plays the *inhales* Half Asimar half kalashtar Blood hunter Artificier Wizard With the Haunted One background and the Hollow One trait from the explorers guide to wildemount And he is haunted by his own very being. He does not run from evil because of that haunting, but also he hate divine beings because all the gods sent me down after killing numerous mortals (he was basically a god before that, but that doesn't really matter all that much). He had divine powers so he hate all of them for locking him in that mortal coil. Also, he refuses to be a victim, so that all back and forth causes a lot of doubt in his mind.
As some who played dnd when I was twelve, this is insanely accurate. One think that commonly happened was the players trying to kill each other and that wasn’t there but everything else was spot on.
Reminds me of when my group of friends who played pretend at recess would argue. So many overpowered, fairy, shapeshifter characters. I remember being partial to being a fox.
My 9 year old and his best friend sound EXACTLY like this when they play D&D! Wow. I only discovered the hobby as an adult, but it’s fascinating to see how kids walk the line between being the nitty-grittiest memorizers of rules and lore vs. literally making EVERYTHING up for maximum drama or power.
I remember kids playing out in the playground once and I overheard them talking, one was like "I have diamond armor now!" and another kid jumped forward with this heroic pose and said "we all have diamond armor now" and while it was precious, I also realized in that moment that this is what DnD would be without rules
1. Congratulations on your child, she's beautiful! 2. This is hilarious, thanks for brightening my day 3. I'd like to see DnD but the campaign is historically accurate
The Ultra Vision bit is just a player with Devil's Sight or some other advanced vision. Maybe Truesight now I think about it, but that's pretty difficult to get. "It's dark" "No, I can see in the dark" "Fine, it's *magical* darkness!" "No I see through that anyway"
I'd love to have a battle like this, but like intentionally. No rules, no having to think about if you actually have it, just pure mind games, imagination, and chaos.
First of all, ninja dont need to see so the darkness wouldnt impose disadvantage, especially on one that has shadow magic. Second, the terrasque laser should have gone through the armour because if Big Chungis went to the future to get the laser proof armour then the armour technology would exist now in the past, allowing the lasers makers to adapt to the armour. Third, Shadowblade spin attack deals magical damage, meaning the terrasque would still take some damage. Also, the terrasque had to multiclass for martial arts and lasers, meaning the ninja who single classed would be much better at martial arts.
Uhhhhhh achualllwy..... ninja's rely on there senses ans spiritual perceptions, but this darkness is more than just a darkness to the eyes, it clouds the mind with the absence of sense which means shadow magic would do nothing, second the terrasque lasers wouldn't have gone through the armor because big chungis kept this technology hidden third if a terrasque can shoot lasers obviously he could just counter laser the magical damage because everyone knows that if magic meets laser, laser win, and the terrasque is actually magically martial and an artist so its really not a multiclass.
Yes but of course you all forgot that the laser beam terrasque calls in its brethren when it gets to 50% health, including the Ultra Terrasque, which has a railgun installed in its left shoulder which can shoot neurotoxin shells which none of the good guys are immune to, and it also has magic breath which destroys the sanity of anyone it hits for 72 turns or time equivalent to one long rest
This brings back memories of play fighting "I have the bullet proof shield so you cant hurt me" "well i have the gun that shoots lazer bullets that can beat your shield" "Well my shield has a setting that lets me deflect lazers" I remember i was the only kid that played the "bad guy" and lost... does that mean i was a child dm?
This reminds me of my cousin. A year ago when he first got into dnd with me, he showed me his character that he just made. “Lightning Fist” the first level fighter with 1000 strength, +53 to hit with all of his hits, and a pet gold dragon wrymling. 😂
I am 15 now and... i am not very proud of my players. But that time we reversed a piece of meat into a cow and then into a minotaurus, with a healing potion and a frying pan... oh boy that was fun
I think the bit that got me the most was the campaign lasting 3 sessions total including character creation. Back in high school we used to spend more time making characters than playing as someone would claim to have a "great idea" for a game - we'd then make characters, take a videogame or movie break, and then it would be time to make new characters for the next great idea.
As a 12yr old, I hate how accurate this is. whenever I try to make my friends play dnd. Like one of thier one-shots was just " So you all are in a house and then a figure pulls a lever and you fall into a trapdoor. 'Can I try to climb back u-' No."
Ye if I successfully get my friends into there gonna be like "my character nick Gur gonna use the master sword to kill him " like then they're gonna complain that is has to balanced and call the game shit
I know right? I tried getting 2 of my friends into dnd, and they’re literally joking around not even playing the game. I am in middle school, so it’s so hard to find good friends that make playing dnd fun
This sounds like my executive staff meetings at work when the bosses are fighting over what they can and can't do. No NONONO(YESYESYESYESYESYES)NONONONONONONO. Honestly i wouldnt doubt with my boss's ego he would say that he could throw the sun at people
It is sad how much the "This Darkness is too powerful" is actually baked into dungeons and dragons. "This is MAGICAL DARKNESS! it beats your darkvision!"... "Well I have true sight"... "This is... GREATER MAGICAL DARKNESS! It is even MORE impervious to sight! Ohh and it is FOGGY!".
When I was 12, I went to a DnD birthday party and it was my first ever experience playing Dungeons and Dragons. The only thing I remember was the party finding a broken-down carriage and one of the other players arguing with the DM for an hour about HOW the carriage can be searched. I didn't pay attention half the time during that session.
My first session was when I was 12 and it was online. I played minecraft half the time while the dm was talking about how my friend killed some among us dude in a cave and rich dudes were killing themselves or something. And then we needed to go find color for grey frogs or something and I rolled a nat 20 on chill touch to grab rainbow wool from the sheep and I still failed. Then my character was put through the worst pain he's ever felt I his life or something. Idk man, I was just vibing out playing minecraft
I watched this thinking, “well, I’m sure there’s _something_ I can steal and put into my own campaign that is at least decently cool.” But there wasn’t.
That "Laser Proof Armor" was exactly what happened at my Table - even though it was "The Dark Eye". There is a Armor called "Mirror Armor" (literally translates), and its Text states its called that because the Tulamids (kinda Mamluks) "Heroes wore it polished brightly so the Sun of the Deserts reflects in it". Player insisted it is made from Mirrors and so the "Sunbeam"-like Spell from that Cleric does not harm him rather than reflecting it. Other Players, smugly grinning while knowing this beeing bullshite, supported him. So, I let the Spell reflect to all sides as the Armor is not completeley flat or even adjusted" and spreaded the Damage to the Party - exept the Dude in the Armor. Next Attack the Dude in the Armor lost it - it was Mirrors, remember. Also, he now has to fight in difficult Terrain and gets 1D4 Damage each round as long as he stays Fighting in that Area - Mirror Shards. Oh, and he got Disadvantage for 7 Years - Broken Mirror, y'know. That settled that sort of fuckery for the Future - or at least kept it down to some manageable degree. Oh, and that Dude plaed this Char on - proudly with all of that Shit. And he was a damn Fine Player later on, made us all laugh so hard. Due to disadvantage, he often had critical Fails - and had its Weapons stuck, fumbled them and such. So, he compensated by Carrying more than 18 bladed Weapons - thoose became his new Armor. He lost AC for Each new Weapon he drew but got more Agile and thus changed his Fightingstyle from AC-Tank to Rougelike in the End while fighting Matrix-Style throwing away "useless" weapons. Totally Epic. Because, before the "Final Fight" his 7th Year passed and suddenly, as his Char was build to counter Disadvantage, he had a lot of Advantage and thus Crits. Fought like the Lioness herself. He became a Patron of Adventurers, send when the Goddess of Fight sends one of "her" Saints. Suddenly, some completeley stupid and close to racists "Arabic Fighter" comes along, tries to seduce every Women (NPC and PC) with flowery Words (like "Your Hips are as beautifum as my Fathers Horses are" which is a compliment as Horses to him are kinda like Cows to a Hindu) while stumble around the Fighting Scene and go Wheatonlike from one Fail to another but soaking Fucktons of Damage away from the Party through sheer Distraction. Later on the Group can then learn about this "silly Dude" and how he saved the World, becoming the "Patron Saint of Endurance and Humbleness" even though he does exessive bragging and always partys hard. Always go with every shit. Thats the Fun with it when you are that young. And you shouldn't grow old. That's not healthy, growing old causes Death.
I once knew a 12 year old that played fantasy make believe with his friend, once I stepped in to try and get to know him better , and this is exactly how it went.
I Dm for a high school group and this is so accurate here is some of the characters from my game. Small IQ the human sorcerer, Metal Shank the life cleric and Stronk the half orc paladin
I'm 12. It's okay, this video is pretty spot on! In my first dnd session ever I played a cleric and my 11 year old friend didn't know how to dm so I didn't have a god. Also, my spell slots never ran out and the spell sacred weapon killed everyone I looked at. We were level 14 by the end of the session:)
Damn. My first session when I was 12 was with a 16 year old online with 2 other people. It was a one-shot and it was a pretty good introduction to the game.
i'm 12 to and all the other players except 3 of them (me, my long time friend, and my partner) (i'm in a campaign with my brother and some of mine and my brothers friends) have attention span of like 10 minutes at best and can't rp for the life of them.
Love how they are all coming up with stuff that has no basis in RAW and then in the middle of it they remember that darkness gives you disadvantage on attack rolls
The thing that makes me sad is that even tho their 12, they still got a DM...F for all the players that can't find a DM/group that would last for more than 2 sessions
A Tarrasque trained in martial arts sounds.... oddly endearing. Imagine the tried and true ancient, travelling master, but he's a humongous lizard who's the only individual that remembers the great days of the past before his people fell to savagery, a remnant from a long by-gone era trying to keep the spirit of his noble forefathers alive in a world where his kind is seen as heralds of the apocalypse.
I mean, by leyend of Korra's lore, the Lion Turtles knew how to bend, and to bend a human has to perform essentially martial arts. So Lion Turtles knew how to do martial arts.
In his 20-page backstory a Tortle took him in to teach him the martial arts. "You saved me....why?" "Dino" ....... "Wh-" "Dino. You have shown me Dino......mmmm....Dino."
this is giving me flashbacks. in my senior year of high school d&d club i volunteered so very kindly to dm one of the official campaigns, i think it was the dragon queen one? for a group of freshmen and yeah every single one of them was like this and that campaign went in all sorts of directions that the book didn’t prepare me for, i had to improv a lot of what happened. i wanted to be nice and let them have fun expressing their creativity with the game but maybe i should not have let them start their characters off with so many overpowered guns lol
"If you bring back my dead parents as zombies again, I'm quitting." Welp, the 12 year old is more mature than I was dealing with that: two kidnappings and one "your princess is in another castle" later, I wrote my family off as already dead, and then snapped the neck of the DM's reoccurring villain, right in front of several of his secret co-conspirators. One massive intimidation check later, and his co-conspirators were too scared to try anything further, badly derailing the game. It went a bit something like this: Me: "I can't give you this man, I need him to help me." Villian: "That's right! If you want to see your family again, you need me!" Me: "Not what I meant." *SNAP* "This, is an example: there is nothing I won't sacrifice for the good of the people. Do you all understand?" *Rolls.* *DM starts to facepalm for about five seconds.* DM: "They nod several times, eyes wide at the dead body now slumped on the floor." Me: "Good."
“This version of Big Chungus has no idea what Wheat Thins are.” is a sentence I was not expecting to hear during this video but also I am very happy that I did.
The hell are Wheat Thins though?
@@CptCh4os *gasp* Big Chungus has a TH-cam account!
@@ASnakeintheGrass I'm serious. I am no American
@@CptCh4os Its a cracker brand wheatthins.com/
@@CptCh4os If you are already on the internet and don't know what something is you can just open a new tab and type or copy-paste it into the search bar.
"Not yet Sasuke" lmao I died, that line alone and I died
ABSOLUTE GOLD!
ITS SO GOOD
RIP
thats just what happened when you have a party of 12 - 16 xD
Bru I'm 12 and I can confirm that this is funny but we did not do big chungess and laser armour but some people probably would do this if they were in the session
I’m now making zombie laser eye tarrasque parents in my game
The Lazer eyes might actually make the tarrasque balanced as it now can hit flying creatures and has a ranged attack, and zombies make everything cooler
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@@Pundamental that’s what I was thinking and then I was going to make it have less hp or armor class because of the fact it is a rotting undead so that it will still be fairly balanced
@@AxxLAfriku no, I’m currently in the process of finding a wizard to use modify memory on me because that comity makes the emoji movie seam like a timeless masterpiece of comity
"That's it. I throw the sun at him."
That is my new motto for anyone annoying I meet.
“The tarrasque was trained in martial arts”
Never before have I been so terrified and inspired at the same time
*extremely casual voice* “That’s it. I throw the sun at him.”
"NOOOO YOU CAYN'T YUOUR ALREADY DED!!"
"you throw another moon at me, and I'm gonna lose it"
"Terrasque summons a trillion lions to stop the sun" cuz every 12 year old knows that a trillion lions could totally beat the sun
The way he says it implies the only problem with that strategy is he's dead, as if his character could throw the sun under normal circumstances
This reminds me of when I was 12, back in the 2e days. My brother and I didn't realize you were supposed to buy The Players Handbook first, so we bought the Complete Wizards' Handbook instead and tried to reverse engineer all the rules based on that. This was pre-internet and we didn't know anyone else who played, so we had no idea how the game was supposed to be played and would just make up random stuff.
beep beep sheep boy, what the heck are you doing here?
That sounds like straight up the most fun way to play DnD, to be honest. I mean who gives a rip about the rules if you all had fun with the ones you made up? Sounds like you guys had a blast either way!
Those were the days though!!!
What were your "rules"?
So you played D&D the way everyone tried to play the Pokémon TCG? Wow.
This is, annoyingly realistic.
was 12
can confirm
This is, an incorrect use of a comma.
That comma...I hate it so much.
It is.
can confirm the druid in my group complains when screaming really loudly, and I quote "if you don't leave me alone then you are all Shrek simps." to zombies doesn't make them leave.
"my character had countless battles before, confronted many evils, traveled the whole world searching for power, is famous for hunting down massive creatures, escaped death many times, was forged by the trials of his land, killed countless enemies, was basically a god"
*starts lvl 1, almost dies after fighting 1 bear and then die after trying to climb a rock and failing a roll*
This reminds me of the one time I tried to DM for a bunch of stoners, while I was the only one sober.
Herding cats isn't even close to a descriptor.
That's weird, I'm always really high when playing and I'm the face of the party in 2 of the campaigns I play .
Your mistake was being sober yourself.
Yeah my dnd group are always smoking and drinking including the dm and it's an awesome time
Wait what? I've DMed for stoners, yeah it's a bit difficult if they have short attention spam (I have a friend that has attention deficit so that + weed... well you can imagine) but it was the most fun ever. One of them started having a philosophy chat with the king of a country and basically after several persuassion rolls that somehow he managed to pass he literally convinced him of holding elections and they all ran for president.
@@July-gj1st That's awesome
A friend of mine once asked me what the point of having rules and dice and set character classes is if the goal of D&D is to collectively tell a story. This. This is why.
Or you’ll get some friggin sonic the hedgehog OC (Don’t steal) who’s basically a god and the entire story has to be around him or he just quits
@@fitchfam6312 coldsteel the hedgeheg
@@aegisofficial3819 google Keith the hedgehog. It's a treat
true when the story has no rules it ends up like game of thrones last season.
I play rpg without even a system, and I will tell you, I understand why every single number exists.
I actually run dnd for kids, and I’ve only ever really had one kid like this, but there was one thing they all had in common, they were all murderhobos. Scary ones too. They described in disturbingly vivid detail tearing people apart, limb by limb, organ by organ, before finally killing them. First couple times were genuinely shocking. Now it’s par for the course. They also have low attention span so I just need to keep them in combat and they’re satisfied.
Sounds about right, they're used to COD, I'll bet.
Wait till they actually watch a real gore video
12 SEEMS a bit young for a few of these tropes.
@@Nionivek 12? Nah they like 8-10
@@Zeratul795 From what I understand the world of children is often very bright and cheery on the surface... but is dark and scary in actuality.
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Like Axe Cop... a police officer to chops "bad guys" heads off.
This is one of the funniest skits so far
laser beam zombie tarrasque
Where do I know u from?...
ONE of the funniest?!?!
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@@XPtoLevel3 did you just type a heart out instead of literally pressing the button to give the comment a heart?
nice. ♥
I have often joked that this is exactly what D&D is, we just have character sheets and dice so that we can't literally just do literally anything we want. excellent video, and excellent job capturing that rambling kid imagination energy.
D&D is this video but with gentleman's rules
I don’t get the joke, this is just a regular dnd session.
“It’s funny because it’s relatable!” _sigh_ “I hate my -life- friends.”
@Euan Craig - strikethrough - -strikethrough- , _ italic _ _italic_ , * bold * *bold*
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As a sun throwing laser proof warlock, I concur.
@@UGNAvalon -thanks-
Can confirm, this is accurate. When me and my friends started playing dnd we were really young and we didn't know the system at all. We would just say we do something roll a dice and if we rolled high we would do it and if not we wouldn't that was the entire game. Also if you got a nat 20 you just instantly killed every enemy in a cool way and if you rolled a nat 1 you fell on your sword and died.
This sounds amazing. I'd ask you to tell us more, but I think you already told us literally everything 😂
Well thats D&D without the extra steps
@@proxy90909 I think it's actually dnd with almost no steps.
What if you had no sword
@@smartart6841 on materializes and you get stabed by it I giess
"Let's just go somewhere else."
WAIT NO I'M SORRY!!!!
dying
This was the most accurate part hahahaha.
Not accurate, you missed the edgy kid who plays the *inhales*
Half Asimar
half kalashtar
Blood hunter
Artificier Wizard
With the Haunted One background and the Hollow One trait from the explorers guide to wildemount
And he is haunted by his own very being.
He does not run from evil because of that haunting, but also he hate divine beings because all the gods sent me down after killing numerous mortals (he was basically a god before that, but that doesn't really matter all that much).
He had divine powers so he hate all of them for locking him in that mortal coil.
Also, he refuses to be a victim, so that all back and forth causes a lot of doubt in his mind.
Yes.
It says 12, not 24
Seems too specific… *you played this character didn’t you*
@@spiggly_digg its from a previous video
Players who make powerful characters is the video
"The tarrasque was trained in martial arts"
"But I'm a ninja"
martials in 5e be like
As some who played dnd when I was twelve, this is insanely accurate. One think that commonly happened was the players trying to kill each other and that wasn’t there but everything else was spot on.
I started at ten and ran a bandit camp. Idk wat yall where doing xD
"Kyle, that was three weeks ago. How could you expect me to remember that?"
This was the most realistic line Ive heard from any 12 year old
I relate to this pretty hard. I'm 31.
Then there's people like me who writes notes down for every Session.
1:58 "That's it, I throw the sun at him."
Escanor needs to start copyrighting his techniques...
It’s copyrighted? Who decided that?
I'm just going to say this now
Escanor could snap and the tarasque would be dust
You can't change my mind
"That's it, I throw the sun at it"
"No you can't, you're already dead"
I like how ONLY that is the reason he can't do that.
Didn't stop Pharaoh Man. Wait, why was he weak to a light weapon if he had the power of the SUN?
"Terrasque summons a trillion lions to stop the sun" cuz every 12 year old knows that a trillion lions could totally beat the sun
Who decided that?
@@EdKolis I thought his power was PUNCH
“As you enter the dungeon you see a tarrasque.”
“Again?”
OMG IM DEAD ☠️
This was me and my brothers when we began playing!!
Only one tarrasque? I solo packs of them in my sleep.
@@EdKolis with your laser proof armour?
@@phoenx8435 And armor piercing lasers!
Reminds me of when my group of friends who played pretend at recess would argue. So many overpowered, fairy, shapeshifter characters. I remember being partial to being a fox.
I’m disappointed there wasn’t a guy with an everything proof shield
Nah thats just the Shield spell lol
No i have a everything proof proof cannon
Resilient Sphere
Nah man, that's me :p
@@PrincessMatrix we knew different 9 year olds
My 9 year old and his best friend sound EXACTLY like this when they play D&D! Wow.
I only discovered the hobby as an adult, but it’s fascinating to see how kids walk the line between being the nitty-grittiest memorizers of rules and lore vs. literally making EVERYTHING up for maximum drama or power.
I remember kids playing out in the playground once and I overheard them talking, one was like "I have diamond armor now!" and another kid jumped forward with this heroic pose and said "we all have diamond armor now" and while it was precious, I also realized in that moment that this is what DnD would be without rules
I have armor piercing lasers!
Well then I have xentronium armor which is immune to armor piercing weapons...
And now we have minecraft, and everyone can legit have diamond armor...
NO THE CREEPWR DOESNT KILL ME I HAVE BLAST PROTECTION V :V
I’ve watched this video like 5 times and the “Not yet Sasuke” gets me every time. Audible, out-loud, laughter.
1. Congratulations on your child, she's beautiful!
2. This is hilarious, thanks for brightening my day
3. I'd like to see DnD but the campaign is historically accurate
Hey Jacob this just a normal Dnd session.
Are you perhaps 12?
This man is def 12. Or should I say boy
My dnd sessions are people arguing about the science of my world
@@kjellnehring6390 no I just have very immature players
The Ultra Vision bit is just a player with Devil's Sight or some other advanced vision. Maybe Truesight now I think about it, but that's pretty difficult to get.
"It's dark"
"No, I can see in the dark"
"Fine, it's *magical* darkness!"
"No I see through that anyway"
The succubuses were on point today
Shhg we cant let the masses know about his secret, they think that video is fake
istn it succubi?
@@mayonaise8089 OOOPS
@@mayonaise8089 iirc for a lot of the latin words both can be used, though in this case succubi is definitely the most commonly used one
"Zombie Tarrasque Laser Beam Parents." We need this stat block.
Incoming!
I'd love to have a battle like this, but like intentionally. No rules, no having to think about if you actually have it, just pure mind games, imagination, and chaos.
Jacob is too good at this..... JACOB IS ACTUALLY 3 TWELVE YEAR-OLDS IN A JACOB-TRENCH COAT!
It is terrifying how well you managed to get the stutter perfect.
First of all, ninja dont need to see so the darkness wouldnt impose disadvantage, especially on one that has shadow magic.
Second, the terrasque laser should have gone through the armour because if Big Chungis went to the future to get the laser proof armour then the armour technology would exist now in the past, allowing the lasers makers to adapt to the armour.
Third, Shadowblade spin attack deals magical damage, meaning the terrasque would still take some damage. Also, the terrasque had to multiclass for martial arts and lasers, meaning the ninja who single classed would be much better at martial arts.
Also, the space colony would have been killed by the lasers. Obviously
Get outta here nerd -those kids, probably
yeah but he can just bladespin back
Uhhhhhh achualllwy..... ninja's rely on there senses ans spiritual perceptions, but this darkness is more than just a darkness to the eyes, it clouds the mind with the absence of sense which means shadow magic would do nothing, second the terrasque lasers wouldn't have gone through the armor because big chungis kept this technology hidden third if a terrasque can shoot lasers obviously he could just counter laser the magical damage because everyone knows that if magic meets laser, laser win, and the terrasque is actually magically martial and an artist so its really not a multiclass.
Yes but of course you all forgot that the laser beam terrasque calls in its brethren when it gets to 50% health, including the Ultra Terrasque, which has a railgun installed in its left shoulder which can shoot neurotoxin shells which none of the good guys are immune to, and it also has magic breath which destroys the sanity of anyone it hits for 72 turns or time equivalent to one long rest
That thumbnail triggered visceral memories of trying to play rock-paper-scissors on the playground with shitty ten year olds
This brings back memories of play fighting "I have the bullet proof shield so you cant hurt me" "well i have the gun that shoots lazer bullets that can beat your shield" "Well my shield has a setting that lets me deflect lazers"
I remember i was the only kid that played the "bad guy" and lost... does that mean i was a child dm?
@@kcrash7150 yes
NUH UH! I USED GOD SO I AUTOMATICALLY WIN!
Why do we make kids when they're so annoying?
ah yes, the classic RPS: Ultimate. My elementary school's biggest debate was if a ghost can get through a force field
This reminds me of my cousin. A year ago when he first got into dnd with me, he showed me his character that he just made. “Lightning Fist” the first level fighter with 1000 strength, +53 to hit with all of his hits, and a pet gold dragon wrymling. 😂
With 1000 strength, to have +53 to hit Lightning Fist would need a proficiency bonus of -442
*Flashback to middle school era D&D* jesus christ in handbasket every character was every bad trope rolled into one
I see my 15 year old self in this skit and I hate it. A+ work.
I'm glad I didn't know about dnd when I was a kid because I know I would've been like this
I am 15 now and... i am not very proud of my players.
But that time we reversed a piece of meat into a cow and then into a minotaurus, with a healing potion and a frying pan... oh boy that was fun
I think the bit that got me the most was the campaign lasting 3 sessions total including character creation. Back in high school we used to spend more time making characters than playing as someone would claim to have a "great idea" for a game - we'd then make characters, take a videogame or movie break, and then it would be time to make new characters for the next great idea.
great news: those are your npcs
As a 12yr old, I hate how accurate this is. whenever I try to make my friends play dnd. Like one of thier one-shots was just " So you all are in a house and then a figure pulls a lever and you fall into a trapdoor. 'Can I try to climb back u-' No."
Stay the course kid, it does get better.
@@pricerowland "but my backstory!"
Don't worry, full grown adults can be just as bad, but with extra steps
Ye if I successfully get my friends into there gonna be like "my character nick Gur gonna use the master sword to kill him " like then they're gonna complain that is has to balanced and call the game shit
I know right? I tried getting 2 of my friends into dnd, and they’re literally joking around not even playing the game. I am in middle school, so it’s so hard to find good friends that make playing dnd fun
“Kyle, that was 3 weeks ago! You think I could remember that?!”
1:16 THE STUTTERING LMAO AND THAT THOUSAND YARD STARE
I'm 18 and I hate myself for laughing every time he said big chungus.
Dude… I’m in my twenty’s
Mate I'm 22 and I just covered my desk lamp in spit when I heard Big Chungus
you're okay
Big chungus…
Now laugh at the funny words from 2 months ago which is now completely irrelevant but you will laugh… I SAID LAUGH AT THE FUNNY WORDS
@@fitchfam6312 Dude, we're laughing... chill...
@@fitchfam6312 no… he has a point
c'mon Sasuke, everyone knows that magical darkness cant be pierced by light beams unless you take the ultra light magic adept feat
I've never cringed harder. Good job, very accurate.
This sounds like my executive staff meetings at work when the bosses are fighting over what they can and can't do. No NONONO(YESYESYESYESYESYES)NONONONONONONO. Honestly i wouldnt doubt with my boss's ego he would say that he could throw the sun at people
1:48 I love how synchronized this is. Top tier video.
As someone who played pretend with younger siblings, this is too real for me
It is sad how much the "This Darkness is too powerful" is actually baked into dungeons and dragons. "This is MAGICAL DARKNESS! it beats your darkvision!"... "Well I have true sight"... "This is... GREATER MAGICAL DARKNESS! It is even MORE impervious to sight! Ohh and it is FOGGY!".
It's even in a harry potter book lmaooo
Even darker darkness is pretty common ig
The dm could just say the dungeon has a curse that inflicts blindness
@@kaiju9363 the lich was smart and put up a fog machine in it's dungeon. Y'all are afflicted with teary eyes til you leave
@@kaiju9363 blindness affects vison and darkvision but not true sight, so it's like magical darkness, not even the strongest darkness
When I was 12, I went to a DnD birthday party and it was my first ever experience playing Dungeons and Dragons. The only thing I remember was the party finding a broken-down carriage and one of the other players arguing with the DM for an hour about HOW the carriage can be searched. I didn't pay attention half the time during that session.
My first session was when I was 12 and it was online. I played minecraft half the time while the dm was talking about how my friend killed some among us dude in a cave and rich dudes were killing themselves or something. And then we needed to go find color for grey frogs or something and I rolled a nat 20 on chill touch to grab rainbow wool from the sheep and I still failed. Then my character was put through the worst pain he's ever felt I his life or something. Idk man, I was just vibing out playing minecraft
This version of big chungus has no idea what wheat thins are
the "nOooO, 'cuz" was so spot-on it sent me back in time 10 years. I had to relive the 2010's to reach this moment again
More like 10 but this was fuckin hilarious nonetheless
the "yesnoyesnoyesnoyesnoyesno" was very accurate.
just take the L kiddo lol
NU UH
More like 25
More like 5
This is literally what kids do while playing outside
“That’s it, I throw the sun at him”
*activate kettle mode*
Binging your videos after panic attack and really tough breakup. Thanks for the content you're always a comfort and so entertaining!
I watched this thinking, “well, I’m sure there’s _something_ I can steal and put into my own campaign that is at least decently cool.” But there wasn’t.
The new season of Stranger Things is looking good.
Was thinking the same thing
the dm does have a good point about the " zombie tarrasque laser beam parents" tho
As a person that has both played and ran a game whim I was 12, this is 100% true
That "Laser Proof Armor" was exactly what happened at my Table - even though it was "The Dark Eye". There is a Armor called "Mirror Armor" (literally translates), and its Text states its called that because the Tulamids (kinda Mamluks) "Heroes wore it polished brightly so the Sun of the Deserts reflects in it".
Player insisted it is made from Mirrors and so the "Sunbeam"-like Spell from that Cleric does not harm him rather than reflecting it.
Other Players, smugly grinning while knowing this beeing bullshite, supported him.
So, I let the Spell reflect to all sides as the Armor is not completeley flat or even adjusted" and spreaded the Damage to the Party - exept the Dude in the Armor.
Next Attack the Dude in the Armor lost it - it was Mirrors, remember. Also, he now has to fight in difficult Terrain and gets 1D4 Damage each round as long as he stays Fighting in that Area - Mirror Shards. Oh, and he got Disadvantage for 7 Years - Broken Mirror, y'know.
That settled that sort of fuckery for the Future - or at least kept it down to some manageable degree.
Oh, and that Dude plaed this Char on - proudly with all of that Shit. And he was a damn Fine Player later on, made us all laugh so hard.
Due to disadvantage, he often had critical Fails - and had its Weapons stuck, fumbled them and such. So, he compensated by Carrying more than 18 bladed Weapons - thoose became his new Armor. He lost AC for Each new Weapon he drew but got more Agile and thus changed his Fightingstyle from AC-Tank to Rougelike in the End while fighting Matrix-Style throwing away "useless" weapons. Totally Epic. Because, before the "Final Fight" his 7th Year passed and suddenly, as his Char was build to counter Disadvantage, he had a lot of Advantage and thus Crits. Fought like the Lioness herself. He became a Patron of Adventurers, send when the Goddess of Fight sends one of "her" Saints. Suddenly, some completeley stupid and close to racists "Arabic Fighter" comes along, tries to seduce every Women (NPC and PC) with flowery Words (like "Your Hips are as beautifum as my Fathers Horses are" which is a compliment as Horses to him are kinda like Cows to a Hindu) while stumble around the Fighting Scene and go Wheatonlike from one Fail to another but soaking Fucktons of Damage away from the Party through sheer Distraction. Later on the Group can then learn about this "silly Dude" and how he saved the World, becoming the "Patron Saint of Endurance and Humbleness" even though he does exessive bragging and always partys hard.
Always go with every shit. Thats the Fun with it when you are that young. And you shouldn't grow old. That's not healthy, growing old causes Death.
"Wait no I'm sorry, it's not dark anymore!" is something I deeply relate to
At least the Wizard broke the game within the confines of the rules.
Gonna be be running an altered version of Curse Of Strahd this week hwfg
Will it have zombie tarrasque laser beam parents?
@@FrostyTheSnowPickle it will now
what is strahd if not a 12 year old in an adult body?
yogurt
@@ghostcatboy77 Very insightful! Yogurt indeed.
I wanna know how Jacob got a hold of my DM notes….
I swear he got part of mine, too...
You can always count on kids to think up wacky, unique encounters (when it's not a reference). They won't always be good, but they'll be unique.
The voice break at 2:00 had me rolling. Amazing.
Love you Xp to level 3 always comes through when I need something to laugh at
In the words of one of these kids probably, “that was pretty epic”
It's hilarious because I feel every single sentence in the deepest depths of my very soul.
I once knew a 12 year old that played fantasy make believe with his friend, once I stepped in to try and get to know him better , and this is exactly how it went.
I Dm for a high school group and this is so accurate here is some of the characters from my game. Small IQ the human sorcerer, Metal Shank the life cleric and Stronk the half orc paladin
I'm 12. It's okay, this video is pretty spot on! In my first dnd session ever I played a cleric and my 11 year old friend didn't know how to dm so I didn't have a god. Also, my spell slots never ran out and the spell sacred weapon killed everyone I looked at. We were level 14 by the end of the session:)
I’m so glad we ran a module for when I first played dnd at age 12. If we didn’t it definitely would’ve gone downhill.
Damn. My first session when I was 12 was with a 16 year old online with 2 other people. It was a one-shot and it was a pretty good introduction to the game.
i'm 12 to and all the other players except 3 of them (me, my long time friend, and my partner) (i'm in a campaign with my brother and some of mine and my brothers friends) have attention span of like 10 minutes at best and can't rp for the life of them.
It reminds me of the imaginary fights I used to fight with my friends. Good times
well, that is jsut what DnD is, you play games of pretend, just with expensive books and funny dice
Love how they are all coming up with stuff that has no basis in RAW and then in the middle of it they remember that darkness gives you disadvantage on attack rolls
US in WW2: That's it, I throw 2,000 suns at him.
Jake is a rogue, confirmed, his ritual demon summons were all talking over each other.
Which was an amazing audio overlap i loved it
The thing that makes me sad is that even tho their 12, they still got a DM...F for all the players that can't find a DM/group that would last for more than 2 sessions
As someone who played dnd in middle school, this is painfully accurate
Every line in this is pure comedy gold
"But zombie Tarrasque laserbeam parents"
You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.
Disapointed in not seeing some kind of "Double Infinity" because we all know that wpuld be a thing as well lol...
You have a finity hit points? Then I have two finities!
"Ah but zombie lazer beam tarrasque parents..." is the best thing I've ever heard.
My group was bad when we started but I’m glad that we weren’t THIS bad
This person is so good at editing conversations with themselves. You could of told me they are all triplets and i would believe you
"Not yet Sasuke" took me out
I'm now making homebrew for "zombie tarrasque lazerbeam parents"
A Tarrasque trained in martial arts sounds.... oddly endearing. Imagine the tried and true ancient, travelling master, but he's a humongous lizard who's the only individual that remembers the great days of the past before his people fell to savagery, a remnant from a long by-gone era trying to keep the spirit of his noble forefathers alive in a world where his kind is seen as heralds of the apocalypse.
I mean, by leyend of Korra's lore, the Lion Turtles knew how to bend, and to bend a human has to perform essentially martial arts. So Lion Turtles knew how to do martial arts.
You sir have just given me a new reoccurring character in my campaigns.
Wasn't Xanathar not your typical beholder?
In his 20-page backstory a Tortle took him in to teach him the martial arts.
"You saved me....why?"
"Dino"
.......
"Wh-"
"Dino. You have shown me Dino......mmmm....Dino."
All I can imagine is one just crane kicking somebody in the face
This is exactly what I thought dnd was before I discovered there were actual rules
Zombie Tarrasque Laser Beam Parents. Never has a more perfect phrase been uttered. I'm making that the core of my next dnd campaign. I'm 36 years old.
this is giving me flashbacks. in my senior year of high school d&d club i volunteered so very kindly to dm one of the official campaigns, i think it was the dragon queen one? for a group of freshmen and yeah every single one of them was like this and that campaign went in all sorts of directions that the book didn’t prepare me for, i had to improv a lot of what happened. i wanted to be nice and let them have fun expressing their creativity with the game but maybe i should not have let them start their characters off with so many overpowered guns lol
This entire video reminds me of the “nah, I dodged it” excuse me and my friend used to say when writing imaginary stories aged 10
Let's goooooo Dungeons of Drakkenheim!
"If you bring back my dead parents as zombies again, I'm quitting."
Welp, the 12 year old is more mature than I was dealing with that: two kidnappings and one "your princess is in another castle" later, I wrote my family off as already dead, and then snapped the neck of the DM's reoccurring villain, right in front of several of his secret co-conspirators. One massive intimidation check later, and his co-conspirators were too scared to try anything further, badly derailing the game. It went a bit something like this:
Me: "I can't give you this man, I need him to help me."
Villian: "That's right! If you want to see your family again, you need me!"
Me: "Not what I meant." *SNAP* "This, is an example: there is nothing I won't sacrifice for the good of the people. Do you all understand?"
*Rolls.* *DM starts to facepalm for about five seconds.* DM: "They nod several times, eyes wide at the dead body now slumped on the floor."
Me: "Good."
I ran DnD when I was 14, and the 12 year old in the group was just like this. They were a big doctor who fan. I remember it distinctly.
1:18 I felt that stuttering and grasping for words, I remember that from being that age.
*This has got to be the greatest d&d game I have ever seen*
so it would seem