Flat Earth Fundie Calls Me Out For Being Too Satanic
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Where did you get those gorgeous horns?
be careful with these weirdos, when they say "i dont hate you." they have thought of murdering people. these are the people, religious people, that did kill Jesus.
Are you wearing coloured contacts in this video?
Pfft. Emma, ignore the haters. You're gorgeous and they probably just name dropped you to get some attention. Glory to Glorzo.
That has to be the best F--k off I've ever heard 😂
I too googled "Satanists on TH-cam" and was sad that I did not find myself listed there. 😞
I don’t quite get the purpose of the atheistic branch of satanism…To piss off Christians I suppose?
Ra you are a god self.
It's a competitive space, man. And it's getting harder and harder to find a really good publicist.
Have to up your game 🤷♂️😉
Well, Aron, that's because you're NOT a Satanist.
You're actually Satan. 😊
*Too* Satanic? Is there an acceptable amount of Satanic...?
Diet Satanist, 100% flavour with 50% less Satan
HIS SATANISM IS OVER 9000!!!
Yes! Not being one 😂😂😂❤❤😂😂
@@DerickGiftsonKanaparthi-mt8bhhail satan
you can never be too satanic imo
"Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company." -Mark Twain
I dunno, my frozen body would probably just want to stay in hell. It's far more my temperature.
"I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there." - Oscar Wilde
To all the replies here "the chicken dances on the the ppt before it's placed on the heat" -Ernest Timothy
"There's no hate like Christian love."
Psalm 137:9. VERY pro life.
"I don't hate you" is like "I'm not racist but...". It's a pre-emptive shield to protect the speaker from criticism for all the horrible things they're about to say.
It's more Christian passive aggressiveness. It's the unsaid stuff.
It's like when a Southerner says "bless your heart."
They _really_ mean "what a moron," or "f%&k you," depending on context.
This is why I struggle to have Christian friends. If you're so progressive that you have to ignore 80% of the book, just drop the myth, all together. Especially, considering they'd believe in Santa, instead, had their parents just lied and said "no... Santa _is_ real, you just don't get presents because you're naughty."
I like saying things like "I'm not racist but I thought Baldur's Gate 3 is pretty good".
Really confuses people when you ACTUALLY aren't racist ^^
What's the phrase? "There is no 'hate' like that of Christian 'love'".
@@Nerobyrne I am not a registered sex offender.
@@louistournas120 in which state?
This guy judges you for all of your "sins" yet he has committed the greatest sin of all: recording his screen with his phone
At least he isn't physically abusive to it like Rodger.
True biblical facts: Thou shalt not record your screen with your cell phone was the eleventh commandment on that extra tablet Moses accidentally dropped.
He and Mud Fossil Roger will share the same pit in whatever afterlife punishment chamber spammers, phishers and doxers share.
@@thomasprislacjr.4063Saint Clare is the patron saint of technology yet those two saints that married each other did not get their sainthood back by the so called 'woke Pope' yet. I am confused.
Yeah, but he has a Mac, and you can forgive anyone their sins for that.
I am so happy i didn't fall for religion. When i found out Santa wasn't real, i started questioning religion, and became atheist at a pretty young age. This video makes me want to get a NASA shirt now.
All God is is Santa for grown ups.
Wait Santa isn't real either?
😑
@@captainsouth4460 Care to make an arguement as to why?
@@captainsouth4460Don’t insult Santa like that 😂
Santa is an anagram of Satan.
My favourite ever flat earth video was when a flat earth group devised an experiment to prove to science that the world was flat, and they successfully proved that the earth was round
How dare you Emma, how dare you live your life the way you want to. How dare you ignore their demands to live in-line with their beliefs. How dare you make them uncomfortable by causing all of them to commit adultery by seeing you. 😂
Blaming others for cheating is a really weird thing tbh..
@@justingovas415 It's a monumental coping mechanism to absolve responsibility.
I'd be hard pressed to spot those kind people regularly thanking or praising someone's uglyness for preventing them from cheating lol.
@@justingovas415 blaming others for cheating is the most normal thing. Because cheaters cannot take responsibility for their actions
Hahaha
Ok that makes me laugh but then it's just creepy to think they are having those thoughts about a stranger.
@@justingovas415yeah she made me do it.
Emma Thorne made me play cult of the lamb and 😂
Seriously people take responsibility for your actions. Its not the responsibility of the half naked woman walking down the sidewalk for your actions.
It was my choice today to stop and ask a young lady wearing a heavy coat in 90 degrees if she wanted a ride or a cold drink from the store.
She chose the cold Powerade and I continued on my way home minus one Powerade.
This adorable little atheist charmed me straight out of christianity... Well, at least onto the path leading out of it. Thanks Emma
Amen to that, brother
Damn that's a perfect way to explain such a transformation
I’ve been an atheist all my life, but Emma makes me want to find christ, so I, too, can be charmed out of christianity by her..😏
Emma is adorable...God Damn it!
@@goldenageofdinosaurs7192LOL, when I used to work at the County Courthouse (reporter for a small legal/business newspaper), there was a story about a local magistrate of whom it was said that once, when he was about to pronounce sentence on a misdemeanor offender, asked if he had anything to say. "Yes, your honor. I've found Christ." Without hesitation, he responded, "didn't know he was missing. 30 days." (BAM!)
I am a religious person (but not Christian) who enjoys you tremendously! I don't expect you to find you way to my faith or any faith, do or do not, it's fine. Enjoy your life and bless you for having a bold soul and a rational mind!
*BTW, faith is not exactly faith if you have to be terrified into it, is it?*
"Then shut the f*ck up!" Right! If he just shut up and lived his life, that would be faithful of him.
*"BTW, faith is not exactly faith if you have to be terrified into it, is it? "*
Of course it still is faith. The method of one adapting such faith or the motive to stay in it is entirely irrelevant.
@@cy-one No. If someone points a gun at you and forces you to ear fried chicken and say you love it is not the same as loving friend chicken and eating it because you love it.
Or, to stick with the faith part more: If you trust your partner and have faith in their loyalty it's one thing. To never doubt their loyalty, because everytime you dare to do so they they beat you up and so you don't even dare thinking about it is a completely different thing.
Faith comes from a positive place. Fear and threats aren't positive and therefore that "faith" lacks the basic fundamet it would need.
@@lethfuilAbsolut yes. Faith comes from the heart, not from the tongue. Btw, i'm an atheist and my heart tell me: be kind to others.
PS: Sorry, no native speaker
C'mon, faith is ALL ABOUT "What?-YOU don't believe in all this shit, BUT I HAVE TO? fuck that, you're gonna believe too!"
I'm a roman catholic christian! I started following you because youtube needs more of the queer atheist vibes, and so does my life. Please keep up the content. ❤
sorry for asking, but what's a Roman Catholic Christian nowadays? I literally have no clue
@@crazydiamond156 Roman catholics are the group of christians that are part of the Roman Catholic Church (The one with the pope).
@@crazydiamond156 I'm confused. What kind of answer do you expect there? He's a catholic, so his church is the "Catholic Church" which is also known as the "Roman Catholic Church" - the one with the Vatican City and current big boss Pope Francis.
Happens to be _the_ largest christian church (aka, denomination) within Christianity.
@@cy-one oh, that's what it is, I didn't know the difference
I think it means they think a biscuit can turn into meat.@@crazydiamond156
Christians like this guy: "Salvation is a free gift from God."
Also Christians like this guy: "All you have to do is [terms and conditions]."
"All you have to do is [terms and conditions]" sounds like a spamton quote.
WELL IM RELIGIOUS, BUT I LOVE How GORGEOUS SEXY DRESS HEYYYY NOBODY IS PERFECT..
The "fee gift from God" is such a joke
@@TorahApologetics That's great man, but can you please hire a proofreader for your future comments?
Sounds like he has a very different definition of "Free" and "gift" than the rest of us.
"I don't hate this person" coming from a religious person has the same energy as "Well I'm not racist, buuutttt".
Or "thoughts and prayers".
"I don't hate this person, I just casually keep 20 tabs of their social media posts open"
@WitzyZed which is SUPER creepy
Or [approaching someone of foreign appearance]: "So when do you want to return to your home country 😃?"
@@mleise8292
"Where are you from?"
"Ohio."
"No, where are you REALLY from?"
"Dayton."
Flat earthers have nothing to fear but sphere itself.
One of the bits i like is him going "god offers salvation for free" and immidately listing off several personal costs and steps to complete to attain it. What a shoyt deal for something free.
It’s all lies from the start! I looked up “satanists on TH-cam” and didn’t find Emma at all 😢. Disappointed!
Yeah! He'd have to specifically search for her in that google search! That sounds like he didn't want to say how he really found her.
I tried TH-cam's search for "Satanists" and didn't find her either. "Satanist" brought up this video immediately, however.
I may have mentioned her in the comments of an Aron Ra video. Maybe he noticed that.
I Googled HOT Young Female TH-camrs and she came up FIRST ... :)
Wait, somebody lied on a youtube video? We will now refer to him as 'the father of lies'.
Dear Emma - I'm an old lady. I think you are so cool. Love your show. I live near the Satanic Temple and support them. You rock !
@PaulKinley54 even assuming you can know that for sure just from a username (what if she's using a relative's phone/pc/account/etc) my GRANDMA self identifies as a stoner. it's not that crazy, people smoked weed in the 60s and 70s paul. like a lot of it. of course some of them still do
You really shouldn't. TST is a hot steaming pile of garbage. Queer Satanic has all the info and more.
My neighbour is a flat earther. I find it fascinating. He and the wife are both into this. I just moved, so I don't know them so well. But in the few conversations we had, with just a few logical questions about horizon line, gps, flight images from space he fell back on deception by the higher power. Honestly, I find these guys fascinating. In the same way one is fascinated when seen some weird form of life and thinking 'that shouldn't be alive', like rishi sunak, for example.
Yeah i know some fine folk that fall for this nonsense, its strange.
That arguement of round earth being "a deception of the higher power" always confuses me most,
if there is this group of evil men at a table decieving us into "globeism", WHY? Nobody would benefit from that
A couple random comments:
1. Your facial expressions and body language while he was starting in on the flat earth nonsense were awesome.
2. I had an inflatable globe growing up. The pictures of you holding them were the first instance where I saw anyone else with one of them. Cool
3. I'm with you on the whole "taking video of a computer screen" comment.
"I'm not a homophobe" *proceeds to spout out some of the most "subtly" homophobic shit"
"subtly"
read: completely overt
I’m sure that guy spells “subtle” with the sound of a cannon. Hahah
welcome to Christianity lol
Invariably, when someone uses the phrase "I'm not a [insert flavour of bigotry here]", the following words prove exactly how that person actually believes in bigoted ideas.
“I’m not a homophobe.” If you feel compelled to say that, YES, YOU ARE.
I'm not a homophobe, but I have a real problem with the gay agenda. My wife is bisexual and when I looked at her google calendar for this week...🤮. 730 AM meeting on Monday?! A 6AM meeting on Wednesday?! Blocks of meetings for 2-3 hours most days?! NO BRUNCH?!!! Come on gays get it together. Guess this stay at home male partner is going to be busy making coffee and breakfast. It's going to be a pain in the butt finding a time to vacuum when she's not on a call. Come on gays, I thought you had infiltrated the coorporate world with all that woke DEI stuff! So where is the mandatory brunch breaks and a ban on Friday meetings? Keep carrying society forward and making the world a better place! What do you expect us straights to do it? Pffft!
Are you a homophobe?
Eh, it depends on the context, but generally I agree.
Then what the fck do you say if you're incorrectly being labelled homophobic?
@@QuiteSpiffing Well, if you are not homophobe, you won't deny it, you will react with "Whaaat? Why do you think I am homophobic?" but you won't be denying it from the start, you will try to hear arguments of other party.
I love how this person refers to you as they/them, it's so unintentionally respectful lmao
I think he’s doing it because he’s assuming Emma is a trans man? I’m so confused by the choice. Lol
That's incredibly strange. Usually when people assume that someone is trans they misgender them. I would expect him to call her "he/him". Gender neutral pronouns are used by progressives when they're not sure which gender someone has. It's rare for conservatives
Technically he still misgenders her but it comes as strangely progressive
You can never be too satanic.
I sometimes attend a dinner where the hosts are religious and offer a prayer of thanks before eating. I was asked on one such occasion to lead the prayer. Awkward as they all knew I'm an atheist, but to be nice I said sure an lead with "Dear Lord, protect us from your followers, Amen", have not been asked to lead a prayer since.
I stand in awe of you and hope to achieve this level of bravery one day.
You good sir are a hero.
Funny. My family elders were strongly religious but think blind followers suck huge rocks.
Over the lips
Past the gum
Look out stomach
Here it comes.
Amen.
I think it's funny when Christians call Lucifer "the father of lies" despite the fact that the first being to lie in the Bible, is God.
Or the fact the biblical God commanded genocide, regulated slavery, and tortured loyal followers.
Lool
@@anyone9689 Those are just little 'ooppsies' :)
@@OldBenOne Worse. Those are "justified because god can do whatever he wants"
Which of course includes lie...
Completely true.
Even if you take the revisionist idea that Satan was the snake in the garden of Eden he didn't lie in that story, he just pointed out that God was withholding information from Adam and Eve in order to prevent them from becoming powerful enough to question his authority on an intellectual level.
Simply thinking about the fact all planets are round, which can be verified by a simple telescope.. They believe the earth is the only flat planet. Come on!
You are awesome! I'm 65, and I would love to hang out with you. You enlighten and entertain me every time I watch and listen to you.
Having worked for NASA for about 20 years I have to confess I didn’t believe in a round Earth until the space aliens told me about it 😂
What did they say exactly and do you still have their contact information?
yes@@raptorcrasherinc.9823
Xenu 😁 must have escaped then 00oo rahh
“visitors”
@@roxieolemeda3196 That's an expensive call talking to Xenu 😮
“I don’t hate you…” is about as condescending as it gets.
Unfortunately that's all it is, condescension all the way down. These fundamentalists pretend that it's about saving souls, but apart from the obvious lack of proof of souls, there's also the very stark implication that they have judged you first. So in reality it's done for the same reason any school bully does it, to make themselves feel better.
It's amazing to me (an athiest) how christians like this Josh character can spout so much crap about the love of god and jesus, and yet they are some of the most hate-filled bigots who will go so far out of their way to pour ridicule and disdain on others - like Emma (how much time did he spend/waste trawling TH-cam, Facebook, Instagram, etc??) to then make a video to get his messages of hate and biased views out there to attack Emma..?? We're talking almost dangerous, stalker levels here to 'make his point' - uneducated and ridiculous as it is... sheesh... 🙄
Whatever happened to "live and let live"?
Oh yeah, this type of lunatic fundamentalist 'christian' has no concept of that either.......... 🙄
Good video Emma; very entertaining.. 👍
Nothing says "A god who loves me " as much as "FEAR OF GOD IS WISE"
You MUST love me! I command it!
The funny thing to me is that, in their minds calling someone satanic is the ultimate slur, but for us it doesn't mean anything. Or, it's even a funny badge of honor.
Yup.. of course they also "know" (well, believe, they don't know anything) that if you don't believe in their magic sky daddy then you automatically worship his imaginary opponent. The hardcore fundies do not except anyone can actually be an atheist. All atheists, all Muslims, all Buddhists, everyone who isn't their brand of Christianity is just deceived by Satan. Which is funny as.. pardon the phrase.. funny as hell. Because it means Satan "owns" 6 billion to Jesus' 2 billion (and that's being generous, probably more like 7 to 1). So Satan is weaker than God yet has 3 to 7 times the followers? LOL.
It's like saying we are angry at God lol
@@sherlockwho5714
Hard to be angry at something that doesn't exist.
I can be angry at churches for willfully manipulating people though.
@@dubiousinformation1756 exactly
I am angrier at Voldemort than I am at "God" (as in their interpretation of the Christian god).
If Emma is a tool, she is the sledgehammer of truth coming down on the head of ignorance.
She is the screwdriver of truth, gently undoing their twisted logic.
You guys went from pretty metal to Douglas Adams in record time
She is the grapefruit spoon, that separates the yummy goodness, from the indigestible rind.
Purely by luck of the draw, I got a license plate ("tag" for the unrefined) ending in "666". I love to think there are guys like this stuck behind me, just chewing their steering wheels.
I forgot the title of the video for a while until the NASA bit.
WOW.
“Too satanic” implies the existence of an acceptable level of satanic
i approve
My satanic goes to eleven 😂
@@BobOgden1 maybe we'll meet when we end up in hell 😀👿
After all, eternity is a pretty long time increasing our odds significantly 🙂
😂😂😂
"Well I hope we're not too messianic, or a trifle too satanic..." - The Rolling Stones
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Josh: "Salvation is a free gift from God..."
Also Josh (in the rest of that sentence): "...once we humble ourselves."
*some terms and conditions may apply. special exemptions available for residents of Vatican city and individuals with an income greater than 99% of the population of earth. please be sure to read all the fine print.
This is like those companies that say something is "free" with the premium subscription ^.^
Huh, sounds like it's *NOT* "free", then. I'm never humbling myself before any figment of some schizophrenic lunatic's distempered imagination, ever.
Here, you can use this free voucher to apply for an afterlife that, if granted, will allow you some time to compensate you for hardships endured or even reward you for deeds done during your lifetime. If you don't use it or if the application gets denied, you just stay dead like everyone else. - That would be a free gift. What the deity of the bible does is extortion.
"So, Mr. God, what happens if I don't want this free gift of yours?"
"You should weigh very very carefully whether you can afford to reject this totally free, no strings attached, gift. Doing so would have consequences, you know. It's totally your own decision that you are absolutely free to make, but holy •bleep• am I going to •beep• •bleep• …" recording canceled, see Leviticus for the missing details.
Kiss Hank's ass, and he'll give you a million dollars. Otherwise, he's gonna kick the sh!t out of you.
Love your channel. Just stumbled across it. I was a big online debater in the 90's on an Atheist Chat bulletin board. I made many friends (and found my wife) but moved away from that forum due to frustration with debating people who are set in their ways and are afraid to question their beliefs. It is refreshing to see your channel. Takes me back to my debating days. Are you a Tim Minchin fan?
Yooo are those red contacts youre wearing?? i didnt know they made half-tone contacts like that those are so cool!
(Literally posted this like 60 seconds before you pointed out your contacts xD)
If you love cool colored contacts, check out Roly.
You don’t need to be a Christian to be a good person. You don’t need to be a Christian to know you shouldn’t steal, harm or kill.
It's pretty funny when they keep saying that "all morals come from god" and then I ask them to point out the "don't SA people" or "don't marry kids" in the Bible, and SUDDENLY they have to do mental gymnastics as to why it's not in there.
Almost like their own moral code comes from something other than the Bible.
Its a form of binary thinking. They (the fundy nutter types, not all Christians by any means) believe that you're either a follower of God's word, or a follower of Satan. The idea that people don't believe _at all_ is not something they understand.
Also note their unusual usage of the concept of "belief". As Emma pointed out, they absolutely believe in Satan - its God's enemy and (presumably) they don't think God is just hallucinating up there and striking out at mirages.
They're just using language in a stupid way. When they accuse you of "believing" in Satan, what they mean is that you're a follower of Satan's word. Again, the idea that you don't believe at all (the dictionary definition of the word this time) is not something that even crosses their mind.
They simply can't comprehend such a thing. Its why a lot of them have an easier time dealing with Muslims or Hindus or any other religion than they do dealing with atheists. They might disagree with (to the point of hating) those other religions, but they understand the concept behind them. They don't understand atheism at all.
But it helps to be a theist if you want to become an expert in and enabler of rationalization.
If God didn't want you to kill people, he probably shouldn't have made them mortal. "death is the wage of sin" innit, so why is that immoral? Also why does God care if you steal? God made everything and he made it for us. He can just make more stuff. Ok, so maybe he won't get rid of death and sin because we choose that with our free will, but the Bible doesn't ever say anywhere that he can't just make more stuff. Jesus did it multiple times. Hm. Don't steal is coincidentially a moral law that makes a lot more sense for a human society that values thier stuff, than it does for an all powerful and eternal being.
@@JebeckyGranjola Christianity (and all religions really, but lets keep it focused) is regularly inconsistent like that.
The one that always gets me is they tell you its good to be "God-fearing" while also telling you that God is eternal love and forgiveness. Why the hell should I fear that?
It really boils down to them picking and choosing which parts of the Bible they want to agree with and which to ignore. Want to scare someone into doing your bidding? Just ignore all of Christ's teachings (you know, the namesake of your religion) and preach the old testament at them. Want to make yourself feel better about that shitty thing you did? Pull out the new testament and ask Jesus for forgiveness. I'm sure God won't have any problems with that kind of selfish interpretation of His word!
Interesting how they all explicitly say "Once we humble ourselves" as a preface to immediately being boastful about how superior, self-absorbed, and judgemental they are about literally everyone else.
“Think you’re really righteous? Think you’re pure of heart? Well you know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!” - Weird Al Yankovic (Amish Paradise)
Oh they're humbling themselves in the sight of the lord. They're too dense to understand that that also means that you behave with humility in all aspects of your life because you are forever in the sight of the Lord.
The common American 'Christian' (not a real term as people are their denomination, and Christian is used purely for right wing political purposes) is not known for having an in-depth understanding of their own religion.
In the military, I worked on airplane navigation computers, radar, etc. Out of the military, I worked at NASA during the shuttle program. Every navigation system in every airplane, spacecraft, and satellite must treat Earth as a globe, or their calculated position would diverge from their real position in seconds or fractions of a second, resulting in crashes and lost air/space craft.
I've done the math. I've tuned and tested the equipment. As my favorite NASA t-shirt says:
[NASA logo] The earth is round (we checked)
BUT THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK! *sinister music plays* /s
"He called me a tool!" "What a bitch!" Love that line....
Just wanted to point the fact that this homophobe spent the whole video referring to Emma with neutral pronouns, even calling her "this person" instead of "this woman", which is beautiful in a way that makes me think this is a parody
To be fair, he probably thought it was an insult.
Or was just very confused, he could've had all kinds of conflicting thoughts that made him feel very weird.
"A woman with short hair?! I can't call her 'she' just in case it's a trans woman! And I can't use 'he' because I find her quite attractive and that would make me gay. It'll just have to be gender neutral pronouns then..."
@@wickedymike your first mistake is believing he has a logical thought process
@@wickedymike counter point: these people usually don't even believe that gender neutral pronouns exist, so the odds of it being merely an involuntary reaction are high!
Good point though, don't think I've seen people using neutral pronouns as an offense before but it sure seems fitting here
Poe's Law, man. It's so hard to tell if ANY flat earthers are anything but a parody.
Perhaps if he used the word "woman", he'd have an adulterous nosebleed.
21 minutes in and I filled my conspiracy theory bingo card! Nice job Josh
Well done. I just needed adrenochrome for mine.
I need to make myself a bingo card for this sort of thing, i was frustrated that I didn't have one here
I'm missing the antisemitic hate speach.
These silly people do not know that by law NASA can only employ US citizens , all Europeans working at NASA are employees of ESA .
Not hard , the International Traffic in Arms Regulation , ITAR , from 1976, classify spacecraft and rockets as military technology.
International students have been unable to get jobs in the US space industry after that , only US citizens or permanent residents.
I was waiting for the flat earther
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Right off the get "I don't hate her I just want her to be saved" but.... she (nor I) didn't ask to be saved. The shear pompous attitude of people like him is often why many of us won't bother trying to have a calm logical conversation with those with his misguided mindset.
Let's note how he used gender neutral pronouns throughout, but didn't make a big deal about it.
He low key let us know that he is down with preferred pronouns.
Or he is purposefully misgendering her because he thinks she might be transgender, because her instagram has her pronouns in it, so he should have seen them.
Gender-neutral yes but if it's anything like my mom, they is used as a pejorative. My mom calls me "it" every so often.
Which is why when she says I love you, I rank below her DeLorean
@@doogledog101exactly this. He thinks she's trans so it's a direct attempt to disrespect her
I honestly don't get why so many people think Emma is trans, but...*shrug*
i don't think it's that serious, he seems to just have the vibe that he uses "they" a lot because he's speaking in the collective about "sinners". I don't see it as respectful or directly transphobic, he's not that clever. he's certainly transphobic but he's not that conniving or intelligent
@@doogledog101 I suspect you're right that he thinks she's transgender and is using gender-neutral pronouns to avoid participating in the supposed "sin" of being trans. But I prefer the idea that he's making some kind of awkward attempt to be inclusive. Not that it would make him a better person; it just seems funnier since I have no doubt that he'd be horrified at even the thought of being "woke."
The whole " I don't hate you" thing is the Christian idea of "Hate the sin but love the sinner" basically anything they perseve as sin should be hated but the people can be "saved". It's just bigotry with extra steps
It basically means if your behavior cannot be controlled by them then you are to be hated
I don't hate you either but I never asked for your opinion either - best response
Real “kill the sinner, save the man” mentality.
This way they can hold space for hatred without being guilty of hating.
Same kind of ligic as:
I don't belive I'm better than you, I just believe you're worse than me.
And that's basically what this hypocrite is saying all the time, without saying those actual words.
I believe...
that your videos are highly entertaining and educational for a lot of people. Not educational about theisms only, but about thinking more critical and more for yourself.
I’m delighted to start with “I don’t hate you!”
Honestly, quite delighted by your channel and videos. 😁
Approach everything in life with the same joy as when Emma hears someone take a sharp left turn against NASA and into flat earthism.
20:15 for the full bit, if the excerpt at 0:00 wasn't enough. :-)
It wasn't actually a left turn at all. In fact, I'd say he segued pretty organically into it.
I tend to do that whenever the Blood Libel is brought up. I treat it like a celebrity cameo in any storyline. It's the goldie oldie of demonization! And a sign that whoever is building their particular strawman has run out of creativity.
That's actually a righthand turn. Those of us on the Left know better. 😊
I feel her joy.
Did anyone notice the guy uses the gender-neutral "they" when referring to Emma? LOL, he's not even keeping up with his own hate group's list of evils.
That was the first thing I noticed as well.
I swear people like this just can't get their heads round the idea of women having short hair.
His attempt at dehumanizing ended up being more inclusive lmao
"There's no PrOnOuNs in the Bible!" That one always gets me. What do they think "He" refers to!?
@@ChristopherSadlowskiGod should be it or they. They're not human. When will the LGBT troll Xtians and start calling God she? Whatever happens they stay silent lol
Odd story, I worked in fast food briefly and people would order another item if the total came to $6.66 farmers 0ften than you'd believe
Seen this a lot of times.
Genuinely. Me and my Christian dad were once filling in a letter and the date on it was supposed to be June 16th. My dad decided that was more sixes than he was comfortable with, and had me change it to June 17th.
Is that a spider kirby plush in the bottom right corner of your room? AKA, the kirby with the best hat!
Keep it going Emma! Freedom FROM religion is just as important as freedom OF religion
Aspiring Secular Buddhist, it's hard to deprogram when you are not rich lol
Especially in the US where the first Constitution contains not to have a Nation as a certain religion that includes freedom of religion.
Maybe it should be "Freedom off religion" ? ^^
It's said that you can have no freedom OF religion without freedom from religion as well.
@@arnoldfossman1701beat me to it. Say it all the time. Its the reason the founding fathers put that in the constitution
Emma just has the cutest mannerisms when she's tearing people apart in her little voice lol. I love it.
just a cute little god of destruction isn't she?
Just adorable 😊- tbh I could never be this nice while dealing with this type of garbage.
Props to whoever animated the CGI horns on Emma's head, they look like they're practical! Must have been an expensive render!
Please don't change, Emma. Continue being funny, ironic, satanic, lovely, swearing and beautiful. Hugs from Norway❤
Willing to bet that virtually all "atheists who turned to God" did so as part of a program to overcome an addiction.
I'm willing to bet his story about "atheists turning to god" is as true as his story about looking up Satanists on Google & finding Emma... Which is to say, "I'll take shit that never happened for $1000, Alex."
Either that, or there was sex involved. I've know a number of people who changed their faith (or lack thereof) because their partner would not have accepted them otherwise.
Fuck 12-Step Programs.
I've met several pagans who did exactly that, only to found a support network for pagans with addiction issues, so no I will not take your bet! 😁
This video was very entertaining and I loved every bit of it. I had a small conversation with my son about, this is why we send you to school, so that you can learn to think critically and not be this guy lol.
One thing I found a bit funny was watching the contact in your left eye make a full circle throughout the video. I just watched the red start on the outside, move up into your eyelid, move toward your nose, and then back on the outside by the end lol.
Samuel Butler once wrote, 'An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.'
I used to be pentacostal because of my parents, now I'm a pagan. The more i see of Xtian fundies on the Internet, the more i dislike xtianity. My dad was a conservative conspiracy theorist and after he passed my life got so much easier. My life has been happy and good!
I have no problem with most of the Christians I know. It”s the fundamentalist that tick me off.
I did specify that it was xtian fundies I dont like, but I also do not like xtianity much at all these days either. My mother and most my family are christian but that doesnt mean I agree with their beliefs. There's very few 'good christian folk' that I have met that aren't judgmental just like the guy in this video, fundies or not. @@davidkeller6156
“He called me a tool? What a bitch!” ❤️ 😂 absolutely loved your response.
When I was a trucker, I wore a hat that said Native Pride. Another driver saw it and said that pride is a sin. So bloody hilarious!
It's so predictable, the ones who say "do your research" are always the ones who wouldn't know research if it hit them over the head with a baseball bat.
I work at a major aerospace company and I worked with other engineers that actually believed some of this stuff. It was terrifying.
Oh my😮
...how? Wouldn't all of the calculations require accounting for the curvature of the Earth?
I hope not the flat earth stuff
@@austinluther5825 It's like young earth creationnist geologists, cognitive dissonance can be a very powerful force ^^
@austinluther5825 not necessarily- only if the curve is statistically significant like the Verrezano narrows bridge connecting Staten Island to Brooklyn. It's not meaningful on the Mid Hudson Bridge in Poughkeepsie ny
"I don't hate you"., is right up there on the list of things not to start convo's with. Along with all time favourites, such as "don't take this the wrong way", or "I don't want you to panic but...."
Also
"I'm not a racist but..."
and
"I'm sorry if you took offence at that."
I cured depression in my small town by playing Emma's laugh on a loop over loudspeakers in the town square.
That is a great point, Emma. These zealots don't even understand their own nonsense.
My (ex) wife "suddenly found god" one day. I'm not convinced it wasn't some kind of weird psychotic episode. She eventually settled on Islam as her doctrine of faith. I humoured her for years, but one of the (many) reasons we finally split up was that she really really felt that I would eventually join her in faith in Allah. Yeah. That was never ever going to happen. She dragged the kids through it as well, and they've moved on and rejected all that nonsense now.
You are a smart person, but still sad that she started believing nonsense.
How did she did find god? On a milk carton?
@@johnflesner8086 Makes sense.
I will never forget that one day when I went to Twitter and saw a flat-earther saying "we will unite *all around* the world for the flat earth", therefore disproving and immediately disqualifying any signs of self-awareness and coherent thoughts from the individual and/or group.
🤌🏼💋
another said 'we have followers around the globe' while apparently being completely sincere.
i mean sure, it's a common turn of phrase, but...
@@shannap.lawnerd125 😘
@@sjs9698 thats even an easter egg in a game
This is dumb. There was nothing wrong with that quote.
“And fans all around the stadium erupted in jeers as the streaker interrupted the game.”
Oh gosh the stadium must be a sphere! 😅
The actual quote you wanted was the “around the globe” one. Keyword being GLOBE.
Is that an Mass Effect Helmet in the back! Very cool!
Emma, I love you and I'm sort of a Christian. I've been told by my ex-brother and ex-sister Christians that I cannot be Christian because I'm transgender. Keep up the good work!
Gatekeepers gonna gatekeep.
At its core its not much different from saying you can't like band A if you also like band B
Fuck off. I'll do my thing and fuck you.
Just remember. They're basically being told what to think by people from the bronze age.
It is not true that you cannot be a christian if you are transgender.
Thankfully those ex-brother/sisters don't speak for the rest of us.
Weird how the folks most invested in Biblical literalism are always the first to assume that there was some 'mistake' in how lgbtq+ people (not to mention people from other religions or, often, races...) are made. Seem to have a particularly narrow understanding of "God's image" if they can't fit you into it, if anyone were to ask me...
For all the many, many real issues there were with the politics and administration of the Roman Catholic Church back in the day; the Protestant Revolution's opening up the interpretation of the Bible to folks who both were *_super_* dependent on their local funding sources and had *_no_* idea how full of analogy the Early-Christian writers and the sections of Judaic texts included in the Bible are brought more problems than it solved.
Either way, God Bless, Hail Satan, and keep yourself hydrated!
Perhaps seek out your brothers and sisters (and others) in the Unitarians? I don't know where you are but in the UK :
The General Assembly passed a resolution in support of transgender people’s rights. The resolution states that Unitarians “affirm with joy that each person’s understanding and statement of their own gender identity is a matter of conscience” and “affirm that transgender rights are human rights.” Further, that the General Assembly of Unitarian and Free Christian Churches “joins the British Medical Association, the Trades Union Congress and others in civil society in urging the adoption of a self-declaration model for gender recognition by the UK and devolved governments” and “requests that the Chief Officer lobby for this model in response to UK or devolved government consultations and on any other suitable occasion.”
The Quakers are also welcoming:
At our Yearly Meeting in August 2021, Quakers in Britain recorded:
"We seek to provide places of worship and community that are welcoming and supportive to trans and non-binary people who want to be among us. Belonging is more than fitting in.
With glad hearts we acknowledge and affirm the trans and gender diverse Friends in our Quaker communities, and express appreciation for the contribution and gifts that they bring to our meetings, which are communities made up of people with a diverse range of gender expressions. The end of our travelling is for differences not to divide us. We rejoice in recognising God's creation in one another. This is what love requires of us."
Those people seem pretty dumb for saying you can't be a Christian and trans. Do they want to be dumb? They could, you know, choose not to be dumb and say dumb things, unlike being trans which is something built into a human...
I think it’s quite odd that someone who is so clearly homophobic and transphobic used they/them pronouns to refer to you every single time. Not a single gendered pronoun to refer to you in their entire video. Thank you for making this and continuing to advocate for science and against conspiracies.
Don't think too hard about it because he certainly didn't
If I had to guess it's because he thinks Emma is one of "the transes", but can't decide which gender she's "pretending" to be so he can deliberately misgender her.
He does actually say she/her a number of times. It's weird how inconsistent he is, especially when Emma's ig spells it out. I feel like he just can't cope with a woman having short hair.
Even the bigots are going woke; truly we must be in the end times. Lol
It’s because singular they is actually very natural English. Transphobes have to make a conscious effort to not use it
Im so glad you have proper captions. I can't stand the fact that youtube has decided that people who need to use captions are too delicate to see swear words.
To quote John Oliver: "Conspiracy Theories. Science Fiction for people to dumb to realise it's science fiction."
I can't imagine the emotional exhaustion of living my life in constant fear of the cosmic ban hammer that sends me to the shadow realm.
Yep, as a Catholic, I felt guilty all the time. I'd go to confession and not even have anything to talk about! 🤣
Weird though, the guilt persisted even after I lost faith.
We all get yeeted sooner or later.
@@Naptosis I'd guess it'd be the concept of "we're all sinners" being extremely personally internalized through a personal event or habit.
It reminds me of Valkai saying "religion is a powerful domestication tool for humans" (or some very close to that wording). Ideas affecting us emotionally will impact and change us for the rest of our lives even if we can be intellectually surpass or just no longer believe those ideas.
Joining a cult is what people without their own moral compass do. Becoming a Satanist is hilarious. I love you Emma!
I don't entirely agree with that. Running a cult is what one does when they have no moral compass. The ones who join are usually vulnerable people that the cult runners take advantage of.
I like the satanic temple values. But now they must accept the noodley greatness of the flying spaghetti monster
@@tomokolovecraft3792they are very good at finding their way. I'm apparently too damn stubborn or a cold hearted monster depending on which religious person you ask
I've kind of wanted to be part of a cult or weird religion at points in my life when my anxiety was at its worst. My moral compass was very confused at that point, but in the sense that I thought everything I did was wrong - not right.
Luckily, I had enough common sense left to not join some cult, but it did seem like an appealing option to just give away my free will to someone else xD
You can have morals without religion. Religion cannot survive without followers. The Catholic Church is dying out and they know it. People are fed up.
"Snack-based lifeform"! That is the BEST! Well Played, Ms. Thorne, Well played!!
Considering this guy is a less violent, more low-energy version of my father, I think it's safe to assume he is "real".
Emma, I'm 60, have had a 40+ year career in technology development, 3 kids, a marriage, run a not-for-profit, and I'm still not entirely sure I know what I'm doing with my life. Keep on keeping on...
i'm not quite as old as you, but i still don't know what i want to be when i grow up. maybe i'll figure it out when i retire.
I'm 48 and still have no idea what I'm doing with my life. I only figured out what my gender is last year, so that puts me decades behind most people...
When I figure out what I am doing with my life, it will be over. I wanna keep exploring!
Thank you 🙌
I couldn't watch all of this video.
Not because of Emma, but when I got to the part where he outed himself as a flat earther I just couldn't take any more.
Sorry 🤣
Yeah. The homophobia and other bigotry was just expected, but I didn't see the flat earth coming
Yeah there were So many offramps with this fool...
But you miss Emma’s wit in her comments!
@@shepardbook Yes, that's true, and unfortunate. But I don't think that the guy is all there and I sort of feel like it's a super-heavyweight taking on a bantam-weight and I just couldn't watch it.
The guy attacked someone he was completely incapable of taking on. I completely understand and agree with Emma defending herself, but it wasn't for me 😇
All I can say is you have a great channel. Fun, witty, cute, a delightful accent, and still respectful of people who hold different beliefs (as long as they’re nice about it).
Emma, you are fantastic, educational and align with the way I think. Fight the good fight. Keep it up ! Happy New Year!!
If satan is the “father of lies” but god created satan, doesn’t that make god the “grandfather of lies” ? just sayin
It makes god responsible for every lie in existence ;)
The other day, I took a really long stroll with my dog, and I walked so far that I almost fell down the edge of the earth. Fortunately for me and doggy, I suddenly remmembered that the EARTH. IS. A. FUCKING. SPHERE! Phew, that was close!
Well in that case, how did you not start sliding down the curves? smh /s
he said believing in round earth is embarrassing, then records his MAC with a PHONE lmao
I typed in both "Satanists" and "Satanists on TH-cam" and your channel did not, in fact, show up, so either someone's algorithm is messed up, or...
He's lying.
"Why engage with these ppl? Why respond at all?" Bc knowledge. Knowledge is so so important. Every time Emma takes the time and energy to address these things, she probably won't reach the subject of the video...but she COULD reach someone with her own response (example: me). So thank you Emma, again, for putting knowledge (and some laughs) out into the world.
Its cheap and easy content that her subscribers want.
She also might drive someone to him who BELIEVES this shit.
I thought it was funny that he seemed more offended by the Nasa shirt than the satanic shirts.
It makes sense when you consider that his perception of Satanism is just “Christianity, but we follow the other team.” Under that framework, a Satanist believes the same thing he does about cosmology, so Satanism isn’t a threat. Whereas Nasa produces and publicizes evidence that the shit he believes is wrong.
Thank's for this one Emma. The part that comes into my mind is Luke 18, 9 - 14. (*sigh*, why are we condemned to know this book better than those who claim to believe in it?). Keep o making this good content, glad I found you, brightens up my life.
I Googled Satanist and found lots of stuff on Santa. I misspelled Satanist. 😢
When a Christian says they don't hate you they absolutely hate you and they're trying to be nice about it I get it a lot as an atheist. I just tell them "Listen I don't care if you hate me or not because don't particularly like me either."
@@nitehawk86 I was going to point out more violent religious fanatics, but I suppose the reason that those haters are not generally throwing bombs is that the secular values of society does not allow them to. If they had their theocracy I don't think they would hate any more or less, but they could live out their violent tendencies, judging by other theocracies current and historical.
I find that when I say, "hate the Christianity and love the Christian" is surprisingly seen as intolerant even when it's similar to love sinner, hate the sin.
It's not "when a Christian says". It's "when anyone says".
It absolutely doesn't matter who the person is, or what they believe (or don't believe) in, the "I don't hate you, but..." thing is ALWAYS complete shit.
I know responding to these people risks giving them a platform, but I really appreciate punching down on them and freely expressing atheism and demon cosplay because it helps us get over the fear of hell and other lies weve been drowned in since baptism as a child. Cheers
fear of Hell? I was bitterly disappointed when i figured out it was all lies. i was SO looking forward to it.
Punching back*
the first one who brought the knowledge that the earth is a most likely spherical
object, was a Greek guy known as Pythagoras of Samos somewhat around 600 BC. He studied the Seven Arts anywhere in the Middle East. That contained also astronomy and the teachers there have already known that for a longer period of time. They didn´t know the circumference of the earth. it lastet then some hundert years until a guy with the name Eratosthenes (E-ra-tos-the-nes with the th as a hardend t like it is used in German) of Zyrene got an idea how to do it.
That's why flat earth is so specifically frustrating. It's something you can debunk yourself with relatively simple math and resources available to most people.
NASA has nothing to do with the shape of Earth. They explore space.
The flat earth argument for god is probably one of the better arguments.
If it turns out that the earth is indeed flat with a big glass "firmament" over it, as described in the bible, I'll be really impressed.
In that case the earth would also have to have 4 corners. That being said, there is no consistent "theory" of the shape of the earth in the Bible. The Bible is a collection of books with many differing and sometimes conflicting world views.
And that would also have to mean that the (of course nonexistent) devil would be right in the hallucinations he gave people.
I don't think the ancient Israelites thought the firmament was glass. If I remember right, they thought it was a metal. The Hebrew word for firmament, raqia, derives from "to beat or spread out thinly."
That would be an amazing way to get rid of all are garbage and dictators
Imagine the world being like a snowglobe. And natural disasters are just God shaking it because that makes it look really nice.