@@thomasmandell3002 Beat me to it. Because you may be cool, but you'll never be as cool as the Hu on the steppe surrounded by bad ass Mongolian bikers. LOL
This story was written by a Windsorite. A GenX Windsorite, who might have gone to university there in the 90's. Destruction of Detroit, playing up of Toronto, the Potato Gun... yeah, this has all the hallmarks of a Windsorite. I approve.
You'd also want the lasers reflected rather than absorbed. Absorbing is the problem lol. I would have said they reflected off their shiny helmets and breastplates 😂
I protest! The Portuguese army has almost 36 main battle tanks and the navy almost 5 frigates. We would carry our tanks to battle, without the need for egypt's aircraft carrier.... Besides, the Portuguese President should be in the story, not the PM.
Sometimes you have to use what you have. All that was missing was the Hu providing music for the bikers LOL
That would be awesome.
That would be higly unfair to the aliens. With the Hu playing we would seized their mothership, and used it to invade their planet!
I love it. But where are the Toyota Hiluxes?
I don't know, but they damn sure ain't in America. 🤭
The hiluxes were clearly targets of precision strikes. The aliens were wise not to underestimate them.
Hiluxes are A team gear.
Hilux with an AA gun in the tray as is tradition
Mongolian Harley Riders... I can actually picture it.
Wolf Totem from the Hu.
@@thomasmandell3002 Beat me to it. Because you may be cool, but you'll never be as cool as the Hu on the steppe surrounded by bad ass Mongolian bikers. LOL
it's literally the white scars from 40k....
Think White Scar from Warhammer 40k
For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice! For the Squirrel 🐿
Having lived in Toronto and having been stabbed in Detroit, kind of nostalgic for a second...
The North Koreans????
They'd be on the side of the Aliens.
lmfao the magister must have been a warthunder player doing cas.
Marvelous Job and cute story
An enjoyable fever dream, yes indeed.
This story was written by a Windsorite. A GenX Windsorite, who might have gone to university there in the 90's. Destruction of Detroit, playing up of Toronto, the Potato Gun... yeah, this has all the hallmarks of a Windsorite.
I approve.
I understand the Swiss Guard have very up-to-date urban combat training and weapons.
Yes, but that wouldn't be as funny.
@@Wastelandman7000 Any bunch of neds thinking they would be taking on old guys with halberds would also be quire funny
You'd also want the lasers reflected rather than absorbed. Absorbing is the problem lol. I would have said they reflected off their shiny helmets and breastplates 😂
Come on, the Mongolian delegate speaks in THAT accent?
A clever story. But heaven help us if the world has to turn to the Nork concept of Juche. We’d be better off with the aliens.
Canada has Leppard tanks lol
I missed the punch-line. I have no frecking idea what "Juche" is. And no, I don't want to now.
He basically said "have you heard of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?"
@@TJCID22 Apparently you can't, or won't, read. I said I didn't want to know. Go be an ass-wiping troll elsewhere.
But in this case it's always the current NK Leader of the Kim Family instead of Jesus.
OH, CANADA!!!
Too d@mned funny!
For DA SKWERL and his Nest
No mention of the Balkans? Heh, I always knew we were part of the A-team 😏
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!
I weep that Andora wasn't mentioned.
Lol. I love how you are struggling with all the country names. :) Close enough I guess.
This wasn't written from a place of love but from one of arrogance and ignorance.
The Jamaican Prime Minister wouldn't say 'charge,.. he would say 'done dem'. If Jamaicans r involved it should be the B team +
I protest! The Portuguese army has almost 36 main battle tanks and the navy almost 5 frigates. We would carry our tanks to battle, without the need for egypt's aircraft carrier....
Besides, the Portuguese President should be in the story, not the PM.
If it wasn't mentioned, assume it was destroyed in the first wave.
Canada has more than mounties to offer. Lol
I agree, the Canadians should protest even more. At least the Portuguese had a prime minister, not the heritage secretary or something...
Figure they targeted every hint of a military base, group, ship, plane. Plus it sounds like 95+% of every other person, manufacturing, storage place.
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Bad ending😮 It’s pronounced ju-che btw.
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Well...
you need to work on your Canadian accent, that Eh? was despicable...lol
Uhm... ohhhhh kayyyyy
`Really dumb joke.
Sorry, the whole thing doesn't make much sense IMO.
The aliens killed and orbital struck all the world's powers leaving only the second amd third world left to fight thats what is going on here
I'm going to take a wild stab here.
And I apologise if I'm wrong.
But you're an American aren't you?
As opposed to anything else in this genre?
@DanJones-np8xb let me take a wild guess, and correct me if I'm wrong. Your a communist aren't you.
I have 2 Ozzie stories in hfy as ozpaganda
2nd, 20 January 2025