“We Both Fantasise About His Daughter” Jeff Ross | Roast Of Donald Trump
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- Comedian Jeff Ross serves up some harsh burns in this clip from The Roast Of Donald Trump. Jeff also gets a few jabs in at Larry King, Snoop Dogg and Lisa Lampanelli before moving on to the main event 'The Donald'.
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0:21 "This is *not* a memorial for Larry King."
Sigh... RIP.
When I heard Larry passed away, roast of dt only came to my mind. YT removed the full video which was posted years ago. Larry was one of a kind. RIP
now it is... RIP
came for this comment!
Poor Larry😥
@@mysteriousu5528 why would youtube remove the full roast of donald trump
“her 😺 is so beat up its nickname is rihanna” that was brutal lmao 😂😂
I didn't get it?
@@arjundiwaker3449 he’s making a joke that rihanna has been beaten up 😭
@@jadenmendez8759 I GET IT NOW THANK U SO MUCH
I love how that "opening a jar" joke killed Seth McFarlane 🤣
It's totally something Seth would say.
100% up Seth's ally
Something you'd see in a Family Guy cutaway scene
These roast clips are coming out at a great time! Lol.
Ross with hair... Old times lol
lol its a hairpiece as a dig to trump
During the Bruce Willis roast, Jeff mentioned that Bruce said he'd run for President is asked. He then said to Bruce, "I'd make fun of you for having political aspirations...but the LAST time I did that the f@$%er actually became President!"
It's a trip watching Trumps roast. I had forgotten how much Hollywood and NY use to kiss his as before he ran for president.
@@davejohnson9474It is wild watching people reinvent the past even when they were alive for it themselves, the propaganda efforts of the media are scarily powerful. We all knew who donald trump was before he ran, there were no surprises, at least to those of us with functional brains. When he first announced i was thinking it was some kind of joke then i realized he was actually serious, a very real contender, and i saw the media suddenly shifting to be anti trump, more than they were against any republican candidate before. This is the same media that loved talking about trump, interviewing him, having him on as a guest, suddenly went stark raving mad and spread ther feral drooling dementia to millions of their viewers who apparently cant interpret the world for themselves. There are video compilations of major politicians on both sides saying we need a strong border and even a wall. Then trump says strong border and build a wall and he is racist....huh. Obviously something is off there. What happens to these peoples memories that obama could call for a wall then suddenly shift policy during around the middle of his presidency and less than 4 years later walls were wastes of money and racist. How can they forget trump being asked by oprah when he is going to run for president? How do they manage to forget simple things like trump didnt create the kids in cages policy or build the cages? How do they forget that trump had a reality tv show with higher ratings than a lot of popular sitcoms of the same time period?
Anxiety must be when Jeff is goin off and building up momentum but he hasn't talked about you... yet!!!
That Gary Coleman joke was totally underrated.
Really? Cause I saw that everyone laughed.
@@check4v Some of them had a guilty laugh, others hid it pretty well
I didn’t get it, he actually died, what was the joke?
@@JohnSmith-dv6vo He was in a tv show called Different Strokes.
Trump looks like hes enjoying this about as much as Roger did in American Dad.
Trump has no sense of humor.
That Larry King jar joke might be the best clean roast joke of all time
It’s so funny because Jeff Ross is clearly wearing a hairpiece😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“We’re not so different, you and I”
It's his real hair
He has alopecia.
That's how he looked before he got alopecia...
First things first, RIP Larry king 👑
foreal
Ivanka's awkward smile because she knows it's true
I thought it was the Botox lol
@@chriswalden798 you killed me 🤣🤣
@TheOriginalDante MA-Kaus is 2021 the number of times he’s fantasied about his daughter?
Lol
Lol 😂 maybe he prob already hit lol
when he says Melania Trump's face just shifted
She's gorgeous.
@@basedelon She really is. Trump's a lucky guy.
@@Pingaheimer She’s a full-time ‘employee’. There are thousands just like her that would fill the roll.
Where in this video did Jeff say "Melania Trump's face just shifted"?
2:44 this is one of the funniest and most underrated jokes
jeff is the most hillarious roast masters to hit the screen,youtube,all that kines
While not factually correct that Gary Coleman multiple aneurysms / different strokes joke was brilliant !!
seth loves a good jar joke
can you explain the joke?
1:09
@@Cody435 I read that that joke implied that Larry doesn’t have much saved in retirement, thus the jar of money. But I thought the joke was that he’s so weak and frail, that he will struggle with opening a jar.
The Rihanna joke is amazing😂
That joke about fantasising about daughter !!!! Got goosebumps
1:59 Just glad things didn't get violent after Jeff joked about Marlee being deaf. Those were the days.
What a clown comment, this was recent for anyone above the age of 25
1:12 "Since our last roast the comedy world has lost a great friend, Gary Coleman" AUDIENCE: BAHAHAHAH
That Gary joke was ☠️ he ate this rip Gary coleman
literally not a single bad joke. jeff ross is the goat 😂
At first I thought it was a Trump impersonator!!! How old is this??
almost a decade ago
I think in 2015 just right after he announced je will run for president
@@abdessamad6814 that's how long Jeff Ross hasn't had hair!?!!
It’s from 2011
2:13 best joke
100% killed me
me watching this today knowing larry king just died
me watching this today wondering if larry king is dead yet
Shut yo mouf honey
I don’t know which lady was the one doing that hilarious laughing, but every time there was a dagger of a joke, her laugh had me rolling😂😂😂😂
Sounds like most of the comments are people who clearly never saw this before or any of these roasts lol
I hadnt
I've seen pretty much all of them and there's a reason Jeffrey Ross hosts most of them. He's just so brutal, while making sure you know these are jokes and he doesn't actually hate any one there.
Was this recent? Really 2020?
Yup it’s hilarious to read them I don’t think they understand what a roast is
But no one fantasizes about her as much as Daddy.
Daddy is probably one the most repulsive creep ever to waste time, space and oxygen on planet Earth:
www.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.cacd.646485.1.0.pdf
Warning, it's nauseatingly disgusting to read about.
@@agolftwittler1223 and fake
Only if she wasn't his daughter...
@@agolftwittler1223 stop being triggered Karen.
Sophophobia is a debilitating affliction:
>>stop being triggered Karen.
Larry king roast part is the best roast ever!
0:20 RIP Larry King
Larry King, Snoop dogg & Donald Trump roasting eachother.. legendary piece of footage
Jeff is the best, particularly when he had hair.
Whitney Cummings looks like she has twice as much teeth as any other person.
americans love their white teeth...
If there was a drinking game based off this roast one of the rules would be take a shot every time Whitney Cummings makes this face 1:41
Trump's face is the same as Tommy's in Goodfellas right before he shoots Spider.
Trump loved this.... Getting attention! Lol
Because he can take a joke, unlike the left
Lol the comment about Trump being able to take a joke aged like milk. He couldn't even take a tough question from a reporter 🤣
His first caller was Alexander Graham Bell
The Gary Coleman joke is crazy tho
Rip Larry😢
Trump's daughter can thank her mom for her looks
She looks more like her father.
Not really lol have you seen her mom?
2:40 whos that
She’s gorgeous
I Don't Know but It's so beautiful!
"If your just tuning in folks this is not a memorial for Larry king" well that aged like milk
This roast aired ten years before Larry King died.
Yea relax bud.
@@chasejordan9295 It was a joke
@@thestonedbee662not exactly easily recognizable as such
Aged like milk? The brotha was gonna die eventually
Please tell me the lady's name at 2:41
Any leads?
That's Katie Walsh. She was Jeff Ross's girlfriend at the time
“America hated Hilary so bad
We voted for someone we hated more.”
Norm MacDonald
1:09 Seth McFarlane’s laugh 🤣
1:12 🤣😁
Cold as ice
I love this!!!!🤣🤣🤣💯
They love you one minute, hate you the next...
... the media is one helluva drug
Everyone pretending like the rihanna joke was too soon lol
sneaky way of deporting you 😹
2:40 WHO IS SHE. wow
Who's the one at 4:39 lol
I didn't get the rihanna line though. What did he mean by that ?
Because, years ago Rihanna got beat up by Chris Brown (Domestic Violence) ... Phew, shouldn’t be laughing about it at all but🤷🏾♀️🤣🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
@@chrissymarsha2282 question, why ppl put the "oh well" emoji with a female symbol?
@@ramz1455 lol I don’t know, but in THIS case, I put the “oh well” emoji because Jeff Ross’ joke is just🤣 messed up but funny.
@@chrissymarsha2282 is okay to laugh at funny stuff. Roasts are supposed to be mean. There's nothing wrong with referencing facts to make jokes. It's how comedy worked before SJWs took over all corporations associated with comedy.
@@The_ScapeGoat got it. It’s bc sensitive topics like r@pe and domestic violence are not something to laugh at
What did Jeff Ross say right before “I mean the Inauguration?” It’s bleeped on streaming (Hulu) and none of the other clips go to the full end of his set. It’s even omitted from the written transcript.
He says (and I'm not making this up) "I can't wait for the assassination -- I mean the inauguration." It's probably bleeped out in light of him actually becoming president. Jeff's an oracle lol.
That real trump
Somehow all these people now say they hate Trump
Not really. Trump isn’t a genuine person. Nobody truly knows him, because he doesn’t know himself.
Except for Jeff Ross
It’s all true!
Jeff Ross wanted the situations cancellation. This was it.
all time best roaster
He's 2nd place the best is and will alwaysbw Greg giraldo
2:40 who is that?
Holy shit. His daughter is absolutely beautiful.
Amazing!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Choked on webster
He's not lying, Ivanka is absolutely gorgeous
She's really not. You have low standards.
totally different times
Larry King was more alive in this roast than The Situation who died trying to tell jokes.
Trump looks like Chucky
He will be back!!!!!
Back to bankruptcy
Nice
She pretty im glad I didn't learn sign language
Ironically in this roast Trump did not look like he would years later need a GoFundMe page to help him pay his bills.
... and they cut it before he said that Trump would be a great president.
4:46 4:47 4:48 4:49 wait, is that Seth Macfarlane?
Remember these people loved Trump. Can you say hypocrisy? By the way, I am not a Trump supporter.
People change don’t they? I mean Trump did change from Democrat to Republican. In 2015 he stated that he identified more as a Democrat. In 2016 he ran as a Republican.
@@gsxawd981 yeah but did you see his policy. it was pretty center. plus he needed to run against hilary and shes not a republican soo
Sure you aren’t.
@@justmando9488 Well I guess since I never have voted for Trump somehow makes me a Trump supporter. Just be sure and remain a bottom feeder.
Not really hypocrisy. When someone becomes president alot of your thoughts come out that some of these celebs werent down with. Severing friendships
Who's the woman at 4:39
I want to say Liv Tyler
This guy ! 😂
Very fun
I hope one day we get to see Ivanka's leaks.
man do i wish
me too
It’s funny how everyone in Hollywood loved Trump back then
DADDY!!!
Melania can be 100 and still look attractive
Melania is very attractive. It's why Trump needed to convince her he had money...but holding hands wasn't part of the contract.
Who is the girl at 2:40 ?
Welches Jahr war das ???😄😂👍
Why is there a German comment on a video in English
@@michaeltnk1135 Ist daß ein Problem für dich, dass ich in German ( Deutsch) ein Kommentar zu diesem Video
abgegeben habe??
🤗🇩🇪😊👍
Tina ehrlich
I just thought it was funny
@@michaeltnk1135 Hallo Michael,
das freut mich. Danke für deine Nachricht.😊🇩🇪👍🤗
2011
Whitney Cummings went from hot to Carrot Top. WTF happened?
surfing kook💀 tone it down dude
carrot top?
Plastic surgery.
@@leemcqueen500 These girls and their surgeries and botox... they ruin themselves. She was naturally beautiful. Now she looks like Carrot Top. STOP WITH THE SURGERIES LADIES. NATURAL IS BEAUTIFUL!!!
0:26 The situation doesn't even know how to clap ...
Who's that girl on 2:45
larry king memorial
1:08 1:09 does that guy have a few cavities?
Well this video aged well :(
the larry king joke did not age well oop-
RIP
Yeah that certainly did not age too well
I mean.. we all knew he won't be here long, so it aged perfectly for this moment
Everyone dies.
@@basedelon hey AOC! How's it going?
Still went way too easy on trump.
Who's watching this after Trump lost the election?
Lost?
@@YellowJell-O You don't ACTUALLY think the results will be overturned do you?
@@PSYCHOV3N0M The results will be overturned because Trump has already won the election. However, there are massive fraud ballots across the nation, especially in swing states. Trump has won the Electoral College and this whole case will carry into the Supreme Court, where Trump will win the ruling of 5-4. He will serve as President for 4 more years.
@@PSYCHOV3N0M You reallythink we are not in a time where such a possibility can happen? Its about to be chaos. Thats the whole plan.
You've got to wonder how differently this would go down today.
when society and the world was "normal?
All these hypocrites at Donald Trump's roast being all buddy buddy and then he becomes president and they hate him.
They roasted Justin Bieber too. I don't think they're listening to Hey Baby while doing housework
You aren't intelligent enough to figure out that yeah you can hate someone when they become the most powerful man in the world and implement policies you totally oppose? I'm sure you didn't hate obama until he became president
@@jlobiafra you aren't intelligent enough to understand how government works
@@thecommonsenseconservative5576 intelligent enough not to follow a dictator wannabe 🙄
@@jlobiafra you're also intelligent enough to regurgitate what you hear on social media which has no truth to it whatsoever
All these dudes were pals it looks like. All jelly of Trump because he ran and won. Lol
No Trump is just a meme lol
4:39 Hit too close to the truth as evidenced by Trump's face
Rip Larry King
4:04
At :47, I wonder who that stunning blonde is?
@J Mcd Punk
WE THE PEOPLE COULD NEVER BE MORE PROUDER OF PAPA JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
You’re a clown
@@YellowJell-O Like that loser clown Donald dump?
@@NuyoricanJoseph nice kindergarten comment bro. What's next..neh neh poo-poo?
Dementia Joe? 🤡