Decisive Albanian Victory meme
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- Skanderbeg the weakest Albanian in history
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“Albulena” - Albanian Anti-Ottoman Song
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1st.
do Guangxi massacre please
(in brazilian accent)
BRAZILIAN HISTORY BE LIKE:
-Dom Cuck IV, prince regent of Portugal, tries to consumate marriege with his 10 year old spanish wife, Dona Adulteress, who bites his ear off
-He runs from Napoleon’s invading army along with his family and court to Brazil inside lice-infested ships, leaving his subjects to fend for themselves
-After evicting brazilians from their homes to house his court members, he is “convinced” to turn the colony into the new capital of Portugal(?!) and open the ports for trade
-His now adult wife sleeps with all the men in the land and bears many children. Her lovers are given high ranking positions to keep them quiet
-Is “convinced” to leave the throne to “his son”, Dom Slut I, who declares independence while riding a donkey and suffering from a strong bout of diarrhea
-Dom Slut I crowns himself emperor of Brazil after cheating on his nerdy austrian wife with all the women in the land
-Is “convinced” to leave the country to his five year old son who grows up to genocide Paraguaians and abolish slavery after the rest of the world had already done that
-A military coup deposes him and the usurpers decide for some reason that the empire should be a republic, wich then turns into an oligrachy, then a democracy, then a dictatorship, then back to democracy, back to dictatorship, and then back to democracy again
The most interesting thing about Skanderbeg is that he hated the ottomans so much that he almost started another crusade against the Ottomans with HRE and the kingdoms of Italy.
What a madlad
He fought the serbs, french and Italians a bunch of times too, ofcourse always winning. His favourite prey was Venice.
What's even funnier is that Venice sent a letter to the Ottoman court claiming "we do not trust Skanderbeg because he is an albanian" and went on to betray him, and obviously lost!
@@octomagnus7029 lol also are the venice people fear albanians?
He actually did started but no one joined and the pope died 🤓
The great Albanian Crusade would have been one for the history books
You have no idea how happy this made me. Also, Skanderbeg hid his army for SEVERAL MONTHS, during wich the population both refused to reveal him but also spread rumors that he had abandoned Albania. A chad country led by a chad king.
Fun fact: He also conquered most of the galaxy, however was betrayed by the martians and had to make a last stand.
😂 i mean Skanderbeg wasnt like an actual king king but he was the leader of united albanian principalities but yeah in other words he can be nicknamed as a king although he wasnt ever crowned a king
@@mirdita Yeah, he was a king in action but not in name.
This is honestly the most mental thing about it all. Like, there should be always at least one person knowing where they are and willing to sell that information for money, right?
The fact that the local population stayed so loyal is amazing
@@mirdita He's a king in our hearts.
Feels so good as an Albanian knowing that i know the lyrics to this absolute banger
I am not albanian but I still know those lyrics💪💪
ALBULENA PRAP MOR PRITA PRITA
Skanderberg was a murtad but this song is undeniably a banger
tybe mujn me msu shqipen tjert per me dit qka po thot autori
Are you ancient as the Universe itself?
His most successful?? what about the time skanderberg erradicated the entire martian army of 4 billion with 20 men and conquered the solar system?
unfortunately ottoman propaganda tried to hide his achievements and ultimately succeeded, claiming that it was in fact turkic galactic kebab empire
@@AmirSatt tbh all humans are desecants of turks but i guess OP is right becayse arnavuts are g*ats not humans
albania strong 💪😎🇦🇱
most truthful albanian story about skanderberg
@@AmirSatt Goddamn kebabs
Gets mad
Masterfully destroys and entire invasion force
Is never herd of again
Doesn’t elaborate further
Leaves
=
Chad historical figure
😂 LMFAO
As a Hunyadi appreciator, I approve of this message.
last time i saw a hunyadi appreciator he commited mass murder in a mosque in new zealand...
The Romanian Vojvode? Yes
Imagine the great crossover it would had been if Hunyadi and Skanderbeg had managed to link their forces before the Battle of Kosovo, it would had been a merry tale I reckon.
I am Battle of Varna enjoyer
I am sure wladislav is enjoying hell
What a coincidence, my friend drives a Hyundai
Its often not mentioned, but Skanderbeg didn't randomly start an uprising. He was one of the most loyal Ottoman officers until the Sultan punished HIM because HIS FATHER declared his loyalty to the European courts right before DYING. The Sultan gave away his fiefs to his rival to mock him. Skanderbeg seeing the Sultan wipe his ass with his loyalty of course pissed the guy off and he joined the opposition.
I mean who wouldn't do the same?
Bro literally king Harlaus from warband
what does mean his father declared his loyalty to the European courts? his father was European Albania is located in Europe.....and then Skanderbeg was taken hostage as a child and the return to Albania has been planned for a long time ago…
That was a massive shot in the foot from the Sultans side.
0:09
Just incredible by MasterofRoflness to sync the song with the pictures, this effort and quality content is the reason why I personally am subscribed
As a former leader of Albania..I approve that I lose to Skanderberg..my bunkers can't compared with Skanderberg battle skill
sadge
Po ik o enver kok rocka se na i bere shqiprin te varfer
Skanderbeg also known as the one 5 star general who invested all his character creation points in the Martial stat
Hamza: I will betray my brethren to get a promotion!
Skanderbeg: *captures him*
Hamza: **surprised pikacku face**
Hamza was also Skanderbeg's son.
Edit: Not son, uncle
@@daspotato895 *nephew
@@jetmirkastrati3363 oop, mb
Hamza was skanderbegs nephew, but after skanderbegs son was born hamza knew he would never be his heir and he wanted power which the ottomans promised him.
Least patriotic Albanian:
I'm proud of being an Albanian, even if I am Brazilian.
And it is always good to see a meme with the movie Ernest Scaredy Stupid (0:46).
Os cara é pica
@@Rand0mGypsykkkkkkkkkkkkk
Skanderbeg deserves his own movie or series
There are several movies about him in Albania, and in Romania they named "arm wrestling" after him. I think that's a big W for him, even tho his mightyness is recognized only in the Balkans
@@zed-47 yes, nobody calls it arm wrestling all from childs to old call Skandenberg
@@nikolamilicevic1040 His fathers name was Gjon(albanian version of John). Since the serb occupation during the 1300's the Serbs had violently converted many Albanians to Serbian orthodoxy as evidenced by the names. We see the same with turkish/Muslim names today.
@@nikolamilicevic1040 skanderbeg was albanian
@@nikolamilicevic1040 There's hardly any documents for albania in general his father for example isn't mentioned anywhere in most historical text, it was much later that they came. Again the proof that we have is the names as it happens with forceful conversions. Also why would a Serbian noble family be in the middle of Albania? Shkodra was never the capital of Serbia.
This gives strong "fck around and find out" vibes
Reminds me of Oda Nobunaga's suicide charge into the numerically superior enemy camp. Similar outcome.
It seems that the most deadly mistake an army can make is assuming you have already won and letting down your guard. "The enemy is not defeated if he does not consider himself thus."
Overconfidence is truly a slow and insidious killer.
Sometimes the illogical of man can beat even the most logical of strategies.
I think a similar statement was made by a German general in WW2. He basically described americans as the hardest army to fight because the american themselves didn't know what the fuck they were doing but succedeed anyway
The ancestor was albanian 🇦🇱💪
That’s actually a very good use of terrain. Man knew his country.
Even though he was kidnapped as kid by the ottomans and only returned as an adult he had to adapt quickly
Fun fact: Florante at Laura is widely considered to be the best literary works of the Philippines, and part of it is set in Albania, which all but confirms that Albania rules both the Philippines and the world.
I have seen many videos on youtube where Filipino students perform Florante at Laura...however it is considered a masterpiece of the Philippine literature not just the best... greetings from Albania
@@lagjescuni5482 All hail our overlords
Based Philippines from Albania
That's so cool man! I'm Albanian, and one of my best friends, growing up, was Pinoy. Gotta ask if he knows it, if I meet him any time soon.
As an albanian it’s nice to listen to the music
Yup me too
Damn this guy did the impossible or at least something extremely rare. He still claimed victory DESPITE being betrayed. Usually thats a immediate death sentence.
I swear every single one of these battles can be summarized in: "Leader takes a flanking route through the rings of Hell and ambushes the enemy camp who was busy playing Uno, proceeds to kill, rape, kill and rape everyone (in that order), leader proceeds to die like 2 weeks later and the war is lost anyway"
He actually died as an old man and their resistance held on for 10 more years after his death but yeah defeat was inevitable the Ottoman Empire was the strongest power in the world at that time 😪
Ive been waiting for this
Same
Yes, me too
Don't say you from the hood if you don't grew up with _Albulena o mor prita prita_
The Champion of Christ ✝️🇦🇱
An unknown underdog victory, this is similar to the Battle of Okehazama, great video and perfect music.
Sun Tzu : Appear strong when you are weak, appear weak when you are strong.
Skanderberg : Why do you think they will see me ?
I suggest doing a Moldavian decisive victory meme please. Stephen the Great at the Battle of Vaslui
I would give up my country's citizenship and become an Albanian just to listen this banger
Normal king when “defeated”: (leaves)
Skanderbeg: RED AND BLACK I DRESS EAGLE ON MY CHEST GOOD TO BE AN ALBANIAN
-when the mountains start speaking Albanian
Skanderbeg did such a chad move also how he literally allowed Hamza to survive and basically sent him to jail in Italy (worst fate an albanian could dream)
I don't get the italian jail part
@@XD-sc4ix he wassent to italy
THANK YOU FOR DOING ALBANIAN
Respect Albania from Serbia
None taken
Respect you back, my balkan brother/sis
You’ve just unleashed the hoard of Albanians here sir. What have you done.
When AI is just rushing the most defended area.
More like SkanderBased
You can never lose if you’re the general of both sides
Skanderberg is literally the greatest Albanian to ever live
@@nikolamilicevic1040 he was Albanian to me
@@nikolamilicevic1040 he literally Burned serbian villages and plus his helmet is the coat of arms of albania he literally fought for albania not serbia
@@nikolamilicevic1040 the two headed eagle has nothing to do with what l sead he plus with did he fight for the freedom of albania just accept that he was albanian and move on with your boring life
@@nikolamilicevic1040 ain't no way you Serbs are trying to claim Skanderberg
@@nikolamilicevic1040 albania did exist in the 1400s you are just meat riding serbian propaganda by your logic adolf hitler is serbian because he was born in Europe?
My favorite albanian of serbian origin
no proof he was of subhuman loser slavshit serb origin. he called himself Albanian and burned orthodog serb ☦️💩🇷🇸 villaiges
@@valtontony826 voislava is a serbian name lol😂
@@mile_381 yeah it’s his wife, literally not from Kastrioti so it’s reasonable,
Why did he burn serbian villages then?
@@AnAlbanianDude its his mom dumbass
So many serbs saying Skenderbeg was some stolen serbian hero. Bruh just go meet his descendants in Italy all of them are Albanian.
Btw great video
Skanderbased
Ahh, yes. Skanderbeg. The most famous Albanian.
He is Greco-Serbian-Albanian
@@erjonthaqi736no he is not he is only Albanian.
@@erjonthaqi736 how can he be greek if he borned on the northern side of albania
@@erjonthaqi736Hes only Albanian😉
It was all fun and games in ottoman empire until skanderbeg kicks in:
Virgin Slavs & Greeks : Populous groups falling to Ottoman rule in a matter of years
Gigachad Albanians & Vlachs : Put decades of resistance despite being a handful of people
Slavs did not fall to Ottoman rule lmfao they rebelled every now and then
@@foakjljrwajkltawtrawtwa441 Balkan Slavs did
Vs ultra chads iberians, humiliating the Turks and put fear on their children.
@@Letnistonwandif iberians?who themselves were colonisized for hundreds of years by arabs
Chad greeks and slavs :fight for independence and get it earlier
Virgin Albanians :fight for the turks against them
I dont underatand how this single man literaly hold the Ottoman military power on his back alone until his death, which i believe not even because of combat related.
This is the moment Walter Të Bardhë became Skandenberg
uolltër uaiti
This song goes so fucking hard I didn’t even pay attention to the video.
Skanderbeg was an absolute military genius. In my D&D campaign, I'm planning a military leader of Hobgoblin army to be inspired by him and beat the numerically superior coalition of human cities (Neither side is good).
How is the campaign going so far?
@@nickpapadopoulos9978
Somehow, players ended up in spelljammer
@@starhalv2427 wtf is a spelljammer, an area or device that they can't cast spells in I presume?
@@nickpapadopoulos9978
Not at all. It's a "space opera" dimension with ships flying in space.
They got there by hijacking a Mindflayer ship which I put into the campaign as a sidequest with some magical item rewards, and they found a way to turn it on- spent the next week drifting in space, after an unsuccesful attempt at traveling to feywild.
@@starhalv2427 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Skanderbeg was more of a Catholic nationalist rather than an Albanian one, he executed Albanian muslims who refused to convert to his religion and his noble house was at the brink of Slavicization just look at the names of its members mainly Slavic/Serbian in origin
After occupation by the Serbian empire in the early 1300's the Serbs had forcefully converted many Albanians which explains the names the same we can see today with muslim/Turkish names. Hell some slavic names such as Vojsava, Angelina and Mamica are still used in Albania today.
That’s literal propaganda…
Albanians weren’t allowed a church of their own so the greek and serbian orthodox tried to assimilate them if they wanted to baptize their children either greek or slavic names were allowed
As for executing he didn’t do that indiscriminately he raided and burnt down countless serbian villages not because of their religion but because they served the ottomans
You have no clue at all what you talk about. During those times in order to be a christian orthodox you would have to pick a name given by the church when you got baptised as a kid. And the church back then was serb so they only accepted slavic names. The name itself doesn't change your nationality ffs.
that's not true, he literally burned down entire Serbian villages. he waged a war with the (Catholic) Republic of Venice and won. He fought for the Albanians, he united them, effectively creating the foundations for the Albanian nation.
Skanderberg, greatest military saviors to exist till this day.
He never lost a battle too you know...
Pls do a Dutch history be like video
Also, Albania stronk💪
Decisive mongol victory: Tumu crisis, when esen taishi of oirat mongolia led a 20'000 men army to victory against 200'000 chinese soldier. The chinese were wiped out
"The decision of the Albanian government authorities TO HIDE THE STATUE OF SKENDERBEG EVERY TIME A MEETING WITH TURKISH OFFICIALS TAKES PLACE is surely sending perplexing messages to Albanian people."
Perparim Xhaferi, 2019 "Albanian National Identity in the twenty-first century: Escaping from the Ottoman heritage?", University of Sydney, pp. 202
They did that?
What are you talking about
@@Letnistonwandifthis turk goes on every anti turk/ottoman video and puts anti (people who won against the ottomans mentioned in the video) propaganda
After seeing Skanderbeg, the Turks would run away, knowing their great great great great great great great grandfather died from the Albanian army cannon
@@foakjljrwajkltawtrawtwa441 he isn't under Jan III Sobieski triumphal march
I first heard this song and googled Skanderbeg like a week ago, and now this 2-day-old video gets recommended to me . The timing may be far from perfect but it's still sus.
Certified Albanian moment
*SKANDERBEG THE DESTROYER OF ISLAM*
destroyer of Turks
@@мувн-ш4ы
Yeah basically that.
@@мувн-ш4ыbetrayer
Bro albania was communist once
lol didnt work to well
Next
We need the algerian version
Thank you !
Despite his many stunning victories, he was still sadly an Albanian
Remember people
Albanian pride month is every August
Life doesn't get easier, you just get albanian
80.000 ottoman troop in mountainous small area, 8k-10k dude inflecting 30.000 loss and capturing 15.000 prisoner? don't get me wrong but that's so unrealistic, like 80k man camping without proper defence and even though most of them did not directly commanded by skender but still those small groups achieve this win huh?
@@CJVS995 that's 1k against 1k in 18th century can't even compare with this one
So battle of maritsa is realistic and this isn't ?
@@wankawanka3053 if you read the battle of Maritsa you'll notice major mistakes; getting drunk in camp, no planned escape route, shocked crowd scraming to river side and drowning. But there is no such remarkable mistake in battle of Albulena
@@presidentialsystemenjoyer9194 what separates albulena and the Maritsa is that the red field of albulena is surrounded completely by mountain steeps, allowing no maneuverability for the ottomans to form formation. Skanderbeg and his commanders also decided to attack the ottoman camp from three different sides all while the ottomans were almost completely unaware of the Albanian army’s presence.
@@presidentialsystemenjoyer9194cope mehmed
Yo, you should.make a meme of the Gombe Chimp War, it's brutal and interesting
Ottomans: We know your tactic we know how to defeat you
Skanderberg: Don’t you mean tactics?
Ottomans: Eh?
My man out here with those Heroes of Might and Magic strats.
SKANDERBEG
inb4 the "hE wAs AcTuAlLy greek/serb/bulgarian/macedonian/montenegrin" comments.
like legit, why be ashamed that he was albanian?
@@TrajGreekFire because in yt Albania is literally hated by nationalist Greeks or Serbians.
00:46 Ottomans when mountians starts speaking Albanian
why do serbians claim this guy was serbian lol
Because some of his family members were Serb, his nephew was in a Serbian noble family, Serbs served in his league etc
because since his wife and relatives had Serbian names. There was no Albanian church so they were most likely baptized since they were not Serbian or Greek, they were kastrioti albanian.
And kastrioti was in the north of albania, so it has Serbian influence there but still, the principalities are still Albanian.
Because their history sucks so they claim heroes of other peoples as theirs.
@@AnAlbanianDude i see thanks for clarifying
@@PTHANAX np
As an Albanian I can confirm we were just trolling I suggest do one for 1st,2nd,3rd battle of kruje or battle of ohrid or trovjoll or other.😎
You could do a Decisive Montenegrin victory about battle of Vučji Do,where 14k Montenegrin defeats 45k strong Ottoman army,or battle of Fundina where 5k Montenegrin army casually bitch slaps 50k Ottoman army. Matter of fact,Montenegrin-Ottoman wars fit this style of memes,a small,poorly equip nation just trashes far stronger empire...
Da
sleepy bois
%100 true story😂😂😂
If skanderbeg met jonas hunyadi they would make good friends 💪💪💪
Skanderbeg the great conquer 🗿
Skandenberg: "we do a little trolling"
Skanderbeg's true status as a 'hero of the Albanian nation' is hard to pin down, due to the lack of primary sources. He has been constructed as a national figure by both non-communist Christian Albanians and by the atheist communists alike. See Lubonja (2002: 92-93, 96-97) and Misha (2002: 43); also D. Hall (1994: 31-37); Winnifrith (1992).
Obviously the communists and atheists were the first to invent the time machine and went back in time to fabricate 15th century sources.
i like how people who got absolutely dominated buy ottomans for hunderds of years alwayes celebrate little wins that does not matter
Coping turk detected.
@@samalzid1560 little wins ?? the league of Albanian princes slapped the Ottomans in dozens of battles
@@samalzid1560 and since you don't know Albania unlike other Balkan countries has never been inhabited or ruled by Turks but by ethnic Albanians...Does it seem to you a coincidence that Albania is the only Balkan country that does not have and has never had Turkish minorities??? in reality not only Albania but a large part of rumelia was governed by the Albanians not by the turks...
Hamza was a base traitor alright too bad though since he was pretty good too. After Skanderbeg's death and the eventual collapse of his cause in Albania his family relocated to the Kingdom of Naples and his son was made a Duke there, some branches of his family yet live nowadays in Italy.
Waiting for desicive greek history too.
That would be the battle of Plataea
perhaps they should do one from the Greco-Italian War
Greeks are weak soyboys with no victories. Their wars were done by Albanian arvanites 😂
the battle of 1821 was fought by Albanians
I feel like this guy was reincarnated as Davit Bek or something cause it's spooky how similar they were.
Albania used to rule the world but Allah told Albania to share it's lands 🦅🇦🇱
god told him, not allah
@@sezamdonaldo5335 And who is Allah? God you genius.
@@kerimvvm4812 Allah is a Arabic lunar deity worshipped by Muslim and other satanists
and thats the biggest mistake
@@kerimvvm4812 Ala is the name that the followers of illiterate pedophile Mahoma, use.
When hog rider break into your defense
Thats the reason you where 400 years under ottoman 😂😂😂😂 so succes
Ukraine history be like: Askold and Dir were some random people born in sweden who sailed across the Baltic sea and eventually enter Dniper river they then build Kyiv, however the're reign doesn't last long because some Oleg of Novgorod cane and assassinated them, he then took Kyiv and made it his capital, he then expanded south and destroyed the pechenegs and then he started a successful raid against Byzantinium, however oleg died from unknown causes, Oleg's unknown relative Igor then ruled for 3 years before he was killed, his son sviatoslav then grew up and was ready to bully some tribes, he conquered and assimilated the Khazar Khanate, while at the same time raiding the Bulgaria in the Balkans, as it was his dad Igor's plan, this was originally as a sign of an alliance with the Byzantine empire, he declined, instead he ramsacked the nation and left it to fall under the hands of the Byzantine empire, he was ballin and he then took over Bukovina and then zacarpathia, he then died raiding the dnipro turks, his son volodimyr the grate came into power and after the adoption of eastern orthodoxy the rus entered a golden age that lasted for 2 centuries until the Mongols came, the rus was destroyed. However The territory of Halych didn't get invaded due to being located in the Carpathian mountains, after the fall of the Mongol empire Galicia Vohlyniya was formed as a state free from the golden horde.
Le Albanian Has Arrived!
As the Great ViveLeRoy once called him, not Skanderbeg, Skanderbased!
proud of the guy
Thats the reason That you where 400 years under ottoman rule so sucses
Least based Albanian
I was expecting Bury the light
He clearly was a proud Albanian he even went to go fight the scheming christan Venetians he only threatened the Muslims because he didn’t want people to sympathise with the enemy at the time there were already muslim Albanians so it’s not that Albanians betrayed skanderbeg
Albania is just too strong.. 🇦🇱🇦🇱💪💪
Wait if Albania owns the world does that mean every language in existance Is actually a dialect of the Official language (Albania)
☦️🇦🇱✝️
Georgio Kastrioti was a greek Buzantine warlord he was fighting for the Buzantine Empire not for the Albanians ..
Albanias back then considered like the other Crecoromans of the Empire.
Only after the Turkish conquest of Albania they become enemies of Christianity and Byzantioum bucouse they baptised Muslims and sighed an alliance to the Ottomans in Constantinople
He never fought for buzantine .....
Who is this based man?
Skanderbeg
Albanian war slander.
What would Skandarbeg do if he saw that 56% of Albania is Muslim, Albanians served in the Ottoman Empire, and Turkey is the country with the largest Albanian diaspora?
>le 56%
that really is a cursed number.
@@theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658 that's the fact, maybe it's not %56 but it's clear that more than %50 of Albania is Muslim.
@@theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658 based asuka pfp and comment
Albanians are most passive Muslims in the world. Generally speaking, they aren't that devout.
@@nikolamilicevic1040 he literally changed religion afterwards except if most of Albania today is being ruoed by ottomans 😅
Virgin ottoroaches vs gigachads Albanians 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🦅🦅🦅
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ottomans > your entire history kiddo🤣
@@papazataklaattiranimam imagine loosing against little revolutions💀
@@papazataklaattiranimamalbanian history have 4,000 years.
He died as he lived ...not being defeated by ottomans
when the mountains start talking albanian