What Is Voldemort’s Patronus? [Harry Potter Theory]

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    Today J dives into the Wizarding World of Harry Potter to try and determine what Voldemort’s patronus might be.. If he could indeed cast one
    #TheOneWhoEatsHoney
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  • @SuperCarlinBrothers
    @SuperCarlinBrothers  4 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    You too can be: The One Who Eats Honey!
    You know what they say.. if you're gonna be a bear.. be a honey bear!
    www.carlinbrotherscoffee.com/collections/tea/products/honey

    • @omnisnap6165
      @omnisnap6165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mine is a hippogriff

    • @thepriorstone4064
      @thepriorstone4064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeaaaaa I got a Hare

    • @robinsonbright2671
      @robinsonbright2671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thestral is mine 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ I dunno what that says about me.

    • @vineethkanpa6216
      @vineethkanpa6216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Unrelated: but does the following break the Pixar theory?
      In forky aks a question what is time, rex says a meteor wiped out the dinosaurs but we know the good dinosaur contradicts that...

    • @mistyb1183
      @mistyb1183 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      SuperCarlinBrothers lol it just might be

  • @Echo-mg5em
    @Echo-mg5em 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1390

    “The One Who Eats Honey”... and the only one he fears is Dumbledore-bumblebee ✨🐝✨

    • @larkinreeves
      @larkinreeves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      🤯

    • @ralswithagun3638
      @ralswithagun3638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I think they left this bit out

    • @jadenfedorchak8335
      @jadenfedorchak8335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Wooooow! I'm actually surprised they didn't think of that for the video!

    • @Mox909
      @Mox909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      In Norwegian his name is "Humlesnurr" which directly translated means "Bumblebee Twirl/Turn/Spin/Twist"

    • @koolwraith9801
      @koolwraith9801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

  • @zprine
    @zprine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1896

    When they said it’s not a snake: “Is it a ...reallly...big...snake?”

  • @MirandaMilner
    @MirandaMilner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1007

    I have a theory!
    What if each of the Hogwarts mascots was the house founder’s patronous? That would explain why Ravenclaw has an eagle instead of a raven, and why Gryffindor has a lion instead of a griffin because magical creature patronouses are really rare.

    • @spmagic9083
      @spmagic9083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Ravenclaw means black claw. (Raven means black) As you can see, the Ravenclaw symbol is an eagle with BLACK CLAWS.

    • @dreamciclesnowshack311
      @dreamciclesnowshack311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      And it would explain better hufflepuff's badger

    • @AAAAAA-613
      @AAAAAA-613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I think SCB actually made a video about the eagle thing

    • @spmagic9083
      @spmagic9083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@AAAAAA-613 Yup!

    • @familywatson7836
      @familywatson7836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How did I not figure this out before!!!!!!!!!!

  • @hiddeneyes7292
    @hiddeneyes7292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1003

    Voldemort’s boggart: His dead body
    His patronus: Him alive, and to prove that point he’s dancing

    • @SuperCarlinBrothers
      @SuperCarlinBrothers  4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      wow this might be even better than our theory - NEW HEAD CANON

    • @henriettaanneeles490
      @henriettaanneeles490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oh lol, I love this

    • @boy_in_the_stars
      @boy_in_the_stars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *gasp*~ HoLy FRiCkIty FrACk LiFe HaS BeEn ChAngEd

    • @Okay_Is_Wonderful
      @Okay_Is_Wonderful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      🎶Always daaaance, always daaaaaaance....it's time to daaaaance agaaaaaaaaaaaainn🎶

    • @anni-qx4eb
      @anni-qx4eb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      TO DANCE AGAIIIIN! I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL THESE YEARS TO DANCE AGAIIIIN!!!

  • @xenachthonica4615
    @xenachthonica4615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    "The Slavic language was derived from Latin"
    *shrieks in linguistics minor* 😦

    • @mintcarouselchannelabandon5109
      @mintcarouselchannelabandon5109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      *bruh*. completely loses my mind in linguistics major.

    • @Noam_.Menashe
      @Noam_.Menashe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I didn't watch but.lemme guess, Romanian?

    • @valentinarunko67
      @valentinarunko67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I'm guessing they meant that both Latin and the Slavic languages have Indo-European origins

    • @evelynellsworth6211
      @evelynellsworth6211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      saaame

    • @waldemarkrysiak4211
      @waldemarkrysiak4211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yeah, I died inside, too. #ProtoIndoEuropean #Linguist4Ever

  • @deanblanton6804
    @deanblanton6804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    J: The Slavic language was derived from Latin
    Me, a linguistics fanatic: *silently screams in incorrectness*

    • @theamericanyoutuber
      @theamericanyoutuber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I’m so sorry you had to suffer... I have joined you in your misery...

    • @zuzab.1393
      @zuzab.1393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      as a Pole, I started to throw "kurwa" around ;D and I'm not even a linguist!
      first of all, Slavs have many different languages, and we do not understand each other's language better than, let's say, english speakers understand danish.
      second, protoslavic derived from protoindoeuropean. And yes, latin derived from italic branch of protoindoeuropean, but those branches are far from each other.
      and I guess there's more words in english similar to latin than among slavic languages.
      btw, polish for bear is "niedźwiedź" (don't bother trying to pronounce... also, you see, any resemblance to "ursusu"?), which derived from protoslavic medu-ědь which means "honey eater", so that part is at least true ;)

    • @betzalelbrook8948
      @betzalelbrook8948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@zuzab.1393 well in Russian it's медведь (med-wed') which is usually broken down to "honey knower" or basically the one who knows where to find honey

    • @betzalelbrook8948
      @betzalelbrook8948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh god thank you! Someone else noticed

    • @ciaoprando412
      @ciaoprando412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same, and im italian too

  • @pixithepika
    @pixithepika 4 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    SCB always ask “what’s the patronus” but never “How’s the patronus

    • @steampunk_cat5592
      @steampunk_cat5592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is so sad...

    • @user-uf9sl2qq4l
      @user-uf9sl2qq4l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I'll do you one better, why is the patronus?

    • @pengweng3795
      @pengweng3795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      c vo
      I’ll do you one better. WHY IS GAMORA (eating honey)

    • @pixithepika
      @pixithepika 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      PengwengUnicorn I’ll do you one better, WHEN IS GAMORA EATING HONEY!?

    • @pengweng3795
      @pengweng3795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ASM Movie Productions HOW IS GAMORA EATING HONEY (cuz she dead 😭)

  • @miikareinikainen4050
    @miikareinikainen4050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Patronuses aren't born of being good, they're born of good memories. That's why Umbridge could make one: she's evil, but that doesn't mean she hasn't got good memories. That's also why I don't think Voldy had a patronus at all. He just didn't have any good memories.

    • @thedragonwarrior5861
      @thedragonwarrior5861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Killing the Riddles?

    • @lydiahelena7213
      @lydiahelena7213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i like that

    • @lethalxxlori
      @lethalxxlori 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Good point, but neither did Harry when he first tried to make a Patronus. He had to use a slightly made up one to be able to do it at all.

    • @mintcarouselchannelabandon5109
      @mintcarouselchannelabandon5109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i remember it having to be powerful, not necessarily good

    • @katerinafaith
      @katerinafaith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Also the time he spent with Slughorn, Slughorn and Tom were close, maybe those memories could be good

  • @cosmium_books
    @cosmium_books 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    J: Bears, beets, battlestar galactica
    Me, immediately: IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM!

    • @tayalcu6750
      @tayalcu6750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!

    • @Mjgaming54321
      @Mjgaming54321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      MICHAEL!

    • @tayalcu6750
      @tayalcu6750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Mjgaming54321 oh that's cute.. MICHAEL!!

    • @parththepclover007
      @parththepclover007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fact 😂

    • @hannahmotley1863
      @hannahmotley1863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It took me so long to get that bc I just started watching the office

  • @SuperCarlinBrothers
    @SuperCarlinBrothers  4 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    Bears. Beets. Battle Star Galactica!

    • @Syfoll
      @Syfoll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM!

    • @fritten123
      @fritten123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      MICHAEL!

    • @Luv_weasel
      @Luv_weasel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@fritten123 Michael!

    • @ethanfosterYT
      @ethanfosterYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Captain America: I understood that reference...
      👈🙂

    • @imnotafurry9117
      @imnotafurry9117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Question. What kind of bear is best?
      That’s a ridiculous question.
      False. Black Bear.

  • @masterclass4277
    @masterclass4277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1571

    The fact that bears have noses refutes this theory.

    • @overheat97
      @overheat97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      新加坡象棋宝贝
      Ohhhhh shots fired!

    • @anonymousfellow8879
      @anonymousfellow8879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It smells all the things Voldy never will.
      Smelling Nose service patronus!

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You just opened my third eye.

    • @simplebutpowerful
      @simplebutpowerful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      the patronus would be generated from voldy's happy memories of back when he had a nose.

    • @abcabc-oh9gc
      @abcabc-oh9gc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @RIHNODINO!!!!!!! Their noses aren't as striking though.

  • @dennyo1563
    @dennyo1563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    J: "mentions Bears"
    Me: "Bears. Beats. Battle Star Galactica."
    *Literally 30 seconds later*
    J: "Bears. Beats. Battle Star Galactica."
    Me: "YESSS! 😂"

    • @hannahmotley1863
      @hannahmotley1863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM

    • @erinmcgough1192
      @erinmcgough1192 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s beats, bears, battle star galactica

    • @darthtorus9341
      @darthtorus9341 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *BEETS. it's BEETS because Dwight owns a beet farm and bears eat beets

    • @sophiehale1171
      @sophiehale1171 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is cool

    • @vickyh6929
      @vickyh6929 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought of that to I love all of his pranks

  • @AustynSN
    @AustynSN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    Pottermore has a story about a dark wizard trying to conjure a patronus, only to have worms come out of his wand and eat him.

    • @thedragonwarrior5861
      @thedragonwarrior5861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      I did not need that image in my head

    • @pandy3668
      @pandy3668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Thats dark

    • @carancole5974
      @carancole5974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      There is probably deep meaning behind this that im missing

    • @AustynSN
      @AustynSN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Not sure how big the worms were, but I assumed they were normal size. Somehow, I imagine a bunch of tiny worms eating an evil wizard as being more horrific than one or two big ones.

    • @scottgrasser9475
      @scottgrasser9475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      i wonder how the dementors he was trying to scare away reacted to that

  • @sarahlamoureux1454
    @sarahlamoureux1454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    The Russian word for "bear", "medved" (медведь)- "the one who eats honey"- also shows up in the name of Dmitri Medvedev. I wonder if he likes honey.

    • @ЖаннаКалишевич
      @ЖаннаКалишевич 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Russian here. Медведь can be more accurately translated as "the one who knows about honey". Which is strangely connected to the word ведьма, which means " whitch", and can be translated simply as "the one who knows"

    • @marjanabrstilo3306
      @marjanabrstilo3306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Croatain here, we have a word "medvjed" which means bear and it can be broken down into "med" which is honey, and "jed" which is a variation of word "jesti" which means to eat

    • @lenarosic
      @lenarosic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Serbia here - medved.😀

    • @neechee1443
      @neechee1443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ЖаннаКалишевич There is no connection with the word "ved'ma" (witch). "Vedat' " is "to know", that's all.

    • @joellundstrom6477
      @joellundstrom6477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      abc Swede here and I have no say in the matter

  • @Emily-kd6uv
    @Emily-kd6uv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    I could bearly handle all these jokes
    Joking aside, “the one who eats honey” is how I’m referring to Voldemort from now on

    • @necromancer6405
      @necromancer6405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really? Can you please take the video more ursusiously?

    • @Brightstarvids
      @Brightstarvids ปีที่แล้ว

      @@necromancer6405Bruh shut

    • @Hamilfan31
      @Hamilfan31 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@necromancer6405 *BEAR GROWLS*

  • @JonPITBZN
    @JonPITBZN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Voldemort's so evil that his patronus is a dementor.

    • @RogbodgeVideo
      @RogbodgeVideo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh BLEEP!

    • @qui1076
      @qui1076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Dementor approaches him. Voldemort: EXPECTOOOO PATRONUMMMM! *dementor erupts from wand and charges dementor*

    • @JonPITBZN
      @JonPITBZN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@qui1076, Voldemort is so evil that his patronus protects him by befriending dementors rather than fighting them.

    • @khazza930
      @khazza930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Voldemort’s so evil his patronus protects dementors from him!

    • @wolftreetruck4946
      @wolftreetruck4946 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      not an animal

  • @Sentariana
    @Sentariana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    J: The plot of Brave is not entirely baseless!
    Brother Bear: Do I mean nothing to you?

    • @najrenchelf2751
      @najrenchelf2751 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It is crazy how much mythology actually is consistent across the world in random pieces - like so much so, that I feel like we could have one world mythology, if only we could agree on names of gods and creatures... XD

  • @_gremlinboy
    @_gremlinboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    The bear name thing is so cool, I love how that type of superstition is consistent across cultures. In Africa after dark, you never say snake or leopard, due to that same fear that they can hear you and will track you down ("string" and "spotted cloth" are the replacement words which I find amusing)
    shoutout if you know what book preteen me hyperfixated on that taught me that

    • @lordofthe6string
      @lordofthe6string ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "The windy man! The long mover!!" - Dixon Bainbridge

  • @durian830317
    @durian830317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    imagine if Voldemort’s Patronus is a snake
    "Hey~~~ Brother, what's Voldemort’s Patronus"
    "A snake"
    "Thank you Upstart, the sponsor. Go to UPSTART.COM/SCB"
    "till next time I"ll see you in another life brother"

    • @pixithepika
      @pixithepika 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      cheng lin Ben, my next question for you is...!

    • @laurenford3951
      @laurenford3951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was exactly what I was thinking

    • @pixithepika
      @pixithepika 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eli Amazing Your patronus is Voldemort

    • @ThatOneLadyOverHere
      @ThatOneLadyOverHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This made me giggle

    • @pixithepika
      @pixithepika 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eli Amazing mine too

  • @DaoFAQ
    @DaoFAQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    “The One Who Eats Honey” would be a great subtle way to refer to Shi Jing Ping as well since he hates being compared to Winnie The Pooh

    • @blue_manatee3895
      @blue_manatee3895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm somewhat mad I didn't think of that first. Anyone know how to get it trending on WeChat?

    • @fatherfountain1906
      @fatherfountain1906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Do you mean xi jingping

    • @ValeFlavor
      @ValeFlavor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      In croatian we say medvjed - the one who eats honey

    • @veronikaczr1105
      @veronikaczr1105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ValeFlavor in czech it's medvěd (basically the same as the word you wrote)

    • @alfredlorenzen868
      @alfredlorenzen868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i was legitimally two sentences into making the same comment, until i glanced down. So mad rn.

  • @littlemissfinch
    @littlemissfinch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    What I’m thinking about is: For a Patronus, you must conjure a happy memory, but wouldn’t Voldemort be able to make a Patronus, because it his eyes, death and pain is a happy memory, like for example, killing Lily and James, torturing Harry in GoF, etc. I feel like he would be able to make a Patronus with those “happy” memories??

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I would say he's more satisfied when he kills and tortures, and that a truly happy memory would be something like discovering he was a wizard

    • @alpinefool8814
      @alpinefool8814 ปีที่แล้ว

      I doubt that would be his happy memories. I would imagine that finding out he was a wizard/making his Horcruxes would be his happy memories (especially since the latter would make him feel safe from death).

  • @blakdeth
    @blakdeth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    The idea of a bear as a villain, is strange to me. I've always thought of bears as caring, respectful animals. Someone who is represented by a bear should be strong willed but also cares about others and has the power to protect them. Voldemort is too cowardly selfish and evil to be a bear.
    Edit: I didn't mean that bears aren't dangerous to humans. I'm just saying that in the culture I grew up with, dangerous animals like bears and wolves were associated with virtues rather than being villains. The video originally talks about bears in the context of certain European myths. That culture uses bears as a symbol of evil, the culture in some, if not most native American tribes used bears as a more positive symbol. Without metaphor bears are a dangerous animal who are usually kind to their young, which makes them more dangerous to people.

    • @thedragonwarrior5861
      @thedragonwarrior5861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I agree

    • @arandomuser9459
      @arandomuser9459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      tommy flores
      Agree. If Voldemort had a patrnous let’s all be honest it would be a snake.

    • @thedragonwarrior5861
      @thedragonwarrior5861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@arandomuser9459 that's what I always thought

    • @plotholedetective4166
      @plotholedetective4166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah well bears were the villains back when there were short faced bears those things were monsters

    • @UltimateKyuubiFox
      @UltimateKyuubiFox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It would only be a bear if he’d been a good person who needed to use a patronus. Symbolically, he would’ve been an under-appreciated and feared person who really is respectful and caring. That’s not how he turned out however.

  • @lucillefrancois150
    @lucillefrancois150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    The slavic languages do not *at all* descend from latin
    The history of balto-slavic languages goes back 3000 years, earlier than latin itself truly exists

    • @particleboy7757
      @particleboy7757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Yes, what was said in the video was wrong. However, Latin and Slavic languages are still all descended from Proto-indo-european, the parent of most european languages (and many others), so it would not be unfathomable that the original word for bear did sound similar to ursus.

    • @marina.chayka
      @marina.chayka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Came here to say just that! Slavic languages and Latin are Indo-European languages so they have a common "ancestor", slavic languages are in no way *descended* from Latin. Other Indo-European languages: German, Punjabi, Persian. The languages that descend from Latin are the so-call, well, Latin (or Romance) languages like Portuguese, Spanish and French.

    • @herbivore7932
      @herbivore7932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hi.... you guys r smart...and I mean this in the best way possible, nerds

    • @marina.chayka
      @marina.chayka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@herbivore7932 well I'm Brazilian and I'm studying Portuguese and Russian in college, hopefully I'm making my teachers proud lol

    • @herbivore7932
      @herbivore7932 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marina.chayka lolol

  • @CorCodex
    @CorCodex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I was drinking water when you said “Ourse” and summoned a bear... my computer hates you now

    • @theamericanyoutuber
      @theamericanyoutuber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think he said “Ursus”..? Like Ursa Major and Ursa Minor.

    • @lisaa4446
      @lisaa4446 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theamericanyoutuber 🐻🐨🐼🐻 *angry bear noises*

    • @azathoththeprimalchaos2289
      @azathoththeprimalchaos2289 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theamericanyoutuber he did yeah

  • @cheesecakelasagna
    @cheesecakelasagna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    8:04 "Against the law of nature, where have I heard that-"
    Me: *Bee Movie*

    • @MasterCrander
      @MasterCrander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Harry Potter Octology but every time they say "You Know Who" the entire Bee Movie plays.

    • @jamesflynn8448
      @jamesflynn8448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ya like jazz?

    • @wolftreetruck4946
      @wolftreetruck4946 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      why, just why.

    • @wolftreetruck4946
      @wolftreetruck4946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MasterCrander and every time they say honey in the Bee Movie, all of Brave plays

    • @MasterCrander
      @MasterCrander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wolf Treetruck
      Every time she asks, 'if you had the chonce to chenge yer fet, woodja?' it activates a random coin flip and either plays the rest of the movie or changes your fate and plays Shrek backwards

  • @niagargoyle
    @niagargoyle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Interesting fact: the Arctic and Antarctic regions of the planet are essentially named "bears" and "away from bears" because the North Star is part of the Ursa Minor (little bear) constellation. Ursa Minor drops below the horizon at 10°S, and Ursa Major drops at 30°S, so both are invisible from the antarctic South Pole.
    The fact that polar bears are in the Arctic but not the Antarctic is a coincidence.

    • @prasedomaci9264
      @prasedomaci9264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or is it?

    • @niagargoyle
      @niagargoyle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@prasedomaci9264 You caught me. It's not interesting (to most people).

    • @prasedomaci9264
      @prasedomaci9264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@niagargoyle Nah, I meant the polar bears thing. Maybe it is not a coincidence, but a conspiracy...

  • @EvieBatchelor213
    @EvieBatchelor213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    To anyone British: who else found "the shaggy one" childishly amusing

  • @Vandyno
    @Vandyno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    "The plot of Brave"
    I was thinking Brother Bear but sure.

    • @Marco-ld2gz
      @Marco-ld2gz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@keelanduffy6024 same

  • @boy_in_the_stars
    @boy_in_the_stars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I’ve already commented but:
    “Harry Potter. The Boy Who Lived.”
    “you’ve heard of him”
    *actually dies*

  • @davidcave9896
    @davidcave9896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "He Who Must Eat Honey"
    oh, Pooh.

  • @bldeagle10
    @bldeagle10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I was typing out “Bears, Beers, Battlestar Galactica” when you said it... yes

    • @abelfleurant2304
      @abelfleurant2304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Identity theft is not a joke, Jim

    • @landons_username1155
      @landons_username1155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Millions of families suffer every year

    • @krish2712
      @krish2712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nolan Kowalczyk MICHAEL!

    • @dominow2121
      @dominow2121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He said Beets or beats not beers

    • @rhea5076
      @rhea5076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Domi Now it was beets because he’s a beet farmer

  • @Pluveus
    @Pluveus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Harry: Hey Tom, before our final epic spells, let's compare patronuses.
    Voldemort: Okay, Expecto Patronum!
    Harry: Wait, a Bear?
    Voldemort:**Eurobeat swells**

  • @grantstenerson2020
    @grantstenerson2020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Wait, I thought Death Eaters were called the Knights of Walpurgis and the media called them death eaters and eventually they just called themselves death eaters

  • @RollMeAFat1
    @RollMeAFat1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    J: “you’ll never guess”
    *bear in the thumbnail*

    • @SilviaNight99
      @SilviaNight99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Would've been hilarious if they had put butterflies instead of a bear in the thumbnail. 😂

    • @maraudersmoonypadfootprong5522
      @maraudersmoonypadfootprong5522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or a snake 😂😂😂 be tripping people up!

    • @jinsstyle
      @jinsstyle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn't notice that at all😂😂😂

  • @thogthemighty7960
    @thogthemighty7960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Fun fact: Beowulf literally means “Bee-wolf”, aka bear.

    • @roepi
      @roepi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Beowulf was a wuzzle?

    • @thogthemighty7960
      @thogthemighty7960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      roepi no, he was a Geat

    • @Noam_.Menashe
      @Noam_.Menashe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wasn't Beowulf an hero from and Anglo Saxon epic

    • @reign0599
      @reign0599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Noam_.Menashe Yeah, but the story took place in Scandinavia.

    • @roepi
      @roepi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thogthemighty7960 And why can't a wuzzle be great?

  • @Doomzdeh
    @Doomzdeh ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Voldemort’s Patronus is obviously a Cockroach. It reflects his meager beginnings, his unyielding determination, his attraction to the Dark, his destructive nature, his unreal penchant for survival, his ability to come out on top in almost any environment, his parasitical nature, and his horrifying appearance. Interestingly enough, it also reflects Voldemort’s surprising ability to fly, as one doesn’t usually expect a cockroach to fly until it really happens and because most cockroaches can’t fly, making those that can do so special.
    It would also be hilarious for Voldemort to expect for something like a Dragon or a Runespoor or Basilisk to pop out of his wand when he first casted the spell, only to see a measly cockroach. I can only imagine the temper tantrum at having a mere non-magical insect for his Patronus.

    • @dreamsprayanimation
      @dreamsprayanimation 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s interesting that out of the thousands of species of roaches that exist only four species are the filthy pests that are most well known to plague humanity.

  • @TheSwiftie467
    @TheSwiftie467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Young man who is unhappy with their spiritual connection with a bear... sounds like the plot the brother bear lol.

    • @thedragonwarrior5861
      @thedragonwarrior5861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OMG your right

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yo. You've just convinced me to make "that dude in Brother Bear = Voldemort in some AU" my headcanon. Thank you.

    • @zmireles3220
      @zmireles3220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tell everybody I'm on my way!

    • @TheSwiftie467
      @TheSwiftie467 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      CheesecakeLasagna link it to me when you’re finished!

  • @lotteceulemans7453
    @lotteceulemans7453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Imagine if Rowling stuck with the bear as a mascotte for Hufflepuff, that must have hurt Voldemort's reputation amongst his house mates and maybe he wouldn't have become the Dark Lord 🤯
    Edit: I'm a proud badger myself, so no hate against Hufflepuff! I'm just referring to the reputation of Hufflepuffs amongst pure blood Slytherins.

    • @thedragonwarrior5861
      @thedragonwarrior5861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hufflepuffs Unite! (I too am a Hufflepuff)

    • @harshavardhanreddy2691
      @harshavardhanreddy2691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fellow hufflepuff to the service

    • @azzahrahanamayindra7253
      @azzahrahanamayindra7253 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eyyy Hufflepuffs!

    • @Ghost_Legacies
      @Ghost_Legacies 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ling Tao maybe you're a hat stall. I think I'd be a hat stall between Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff but would inevitably be sorted into Hufflepuff

    • @unitds27-delta
      @unitds27-delta 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm ravenclaw but I really like hufflepuffs

  • @shibasissarkar3340
    @shibasissarkar3340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The actual name of bear 🐻 is ..... “arkto”(try not to say it aloud, because it'll signal Arcturus ). And the thing about the name Arcturus is that it is pronounced as “arkto-rus” so that's the original name of bear 🐻.

  • @hirosmirnov8287
    @hirosmirnov8287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    9:13
    - Hears Veles pronounced as 'Veals'
    - Slavic person dies inside
    Great video, nonetheless

    • @christianali5431
      @christianali5431 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kirill TheDragon How is it supposed to be pronounced?

    • @hirosmirnov8287
      @hirosmirnov8287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Christian Ali As in Veh - less

  • @connnorfan01
    @connnorfan01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    "Slavic language was derived from Latin" ... i think you need more funding for your "language research department".

    • @Alice-gr1kb
      @Alice-gr1kb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I just couldn’t with that

    • @Karin_Allen
      @Karin_Allen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Not to mention his "non-English names" research department.
      Oh, wait. You can just Google "How to pronounce" and add any word you like - including Merope (my personal pet peeve with the SCB. Hint, guys: "Merope" has three syllable, not two). ;-)

    • @Alice-gr1kb
      @Alice-gr1kb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Karin Allen indeed. I say it as [mɻ̍ɤpʰi]. They can also just learn ipa

    • @leonreno
      @leonreno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Karin_Allen it's like mer-ope-y isn't it but like the y is like an e
      Edit: that's just how I pronounced it

    • @Karin_Allen
      @Karin_Allen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@leonreno Yep, that's it. Some people put the stress on the first syllable, and some people put the stress on the second syllable - but the point is that there's a *third* syllable which the SCB refuse to pronounce! ;-(

  • @acasualcactus5878
    @acasualcactus5878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    His patronus is a Bottle of Shampoo. Specifically, Luscious, by Lucius.

    • @adriebaby4137
      @adriebaby4137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg! I was just thinking about Luscious by Lucius earlier today! If the SCBs can branch out and do coffee, why not hair care products? Would love to see Jason Isaacs sell it, that would be so awesome.

    • @septicaemia5699
      @septicaemia5699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No, that's Lucious' patronus

    • @takix2007
      @takix2007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No, that's his Boggart.

    • @mohammedyousef4005
      @mohammedyousef4005 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got that reference

  • @Dynamic_dino_
    @Dynamic_dino_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Part of me feels bad laughing at J throwing himself out of a chair...and then rewatching and laughing again 😂

  • @imagohawke6991
    @imagohawke6991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When he said Ursus and the bear appeared. I actually jumped. Good job.

    • @najrenchelf2751
      @najrenchelf2751 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think I was expecting something, but not _that_ violent!
      ...I too got jump scared! XD

  • @Gordon_Freeman_PhD
    @Gordon_Freeman_PhD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    "The slavic language was derived from latin."
    Wut? I don't know about that one chief.

    • @demonking86420
      @demonking86420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cyrillic: am I a cyka to you

    • @adamhorn6917
      @adamhorn6917 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      South slavic languages bar Hungarian are actually just infected by Cyrillic because they derive from Latin and which country does Voldemort go to oh yes Albania and Albanian is a south slavic language boom.

  • @thedragonwarrior5861
    @thedragonwarrior5861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Me: Ursus
    J: gets charges by all bears in existence
    Me: ma bad

  • @tedmarcak287
    @tedmarcak287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Patronus can be casted when you focus on happiness and your most happy memories. Yes Voldemort doesn't know love or friendship but he still gets joy out of torchering other poeple and other different things that have been proven that Voldemort does joys him so he can cast a patronus the question is which one is it. I haven't watched the hole video yet but i'm just pointing it out there.

  • @allieb8847
    @allieb8847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Me at the beginning of the video: “ it’ll be a snake.”
    J: “ and no. It’s not a snake.”
    Me: surprised pikachu

    • @kelseykramer1783
      @kelseykramer1783 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The exact same thing happened to me

    • @melonlord1414
      @melonlord1414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Let's be honest, it probably would still be a snake. They didn't really make any points why it wouldn't be a snake. Just points why it would be something else

    • @chendror872
      @chendror872 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@melonlord1414 probably because a Snake would be too predictable

  • @SillySid4Ever
    @SillySid4Ever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Uhh my patronus is a bear, I'm a Slytherin, I like snakes, and I have a dark mark tattoo... Am I Voldemort?

    • @sweetcupcake5235
      @sweetcupcake5235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      If you have a dark mark tattoo then no

    • @OnlineStandUp
      @OnlineStandUp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yes, definitely, he has reincarnated in you, please don't be like past life you, muggles and mudbloods actually like to live tyvm

    • @mythandmayhem1134
      @mythandmayhem1134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      SillySid4Ever
      I’m so sorry you had to find out like this.

    • @lucassinclair2392
      @lucassinclair2392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SillySid4Ever same but the dark mark tattoo

    • @goldenfoxy5788
      @goldenfoxy5788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You have a nose, so no.

  • @jacksont79
    @jacksont79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That statue at 10:12 is actually called "The Lion Man", and depicts a man-slash-lion type deal

  • @oonamilla
    @oonamilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    When you said butterflies I was just like “ok ok, seems a little far fetched but I’m believing you.”

  • @sorayacatfriend
    @sorayacatfriend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Slavic languages were not derived from Latin, they just had a common ancestor.

  • @faridvera418
    @faridvera418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Pottermore says my Patronus is a Bear 😂 i know it's just because there's no Puma in option in Pottermore

  • @goraelec2258
    @goraelec2258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    6:15 Proto-Slavic is not derived from Latin. Latin is an ancestor of Romance languages. You are misinforming people. Read en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proto-Slavic

    • @timg244
      @timg244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah where'd he dig that out of

    • @Outis89
      @Outis89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah... I thought that was odd.

    • @chenilleaugustine5800
      @chenilleaugustine5800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Okay I’m not doubting, j is probably wrong but... Wikipedia? Of all the sources to make you seem credible you chose Wikipedia?

    • @chenilleaugustine5800
      @chenilleaugustine5800 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jacob Connolly anyone can put anything on the website. I could go change that the current president is Michael Jackson right now if I wanted to it’s not a valid source to use in essays or research papers for that reason like I said this person probably knows what they’re talking about and I’m not saying That they’re wrong at all but couldn’t they have found a scholarly journal or something other than Wikipedia?

    • @ilo364
      @ilo364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chenilleaugustine5800 Wikipedia is actually a good source, just because you can change something doesn't mean that there aren't many dedicated individuals who will fact check changes and revert it if no evidence is provided

  • @jackkohav4343
    @jackkohav4343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Oh my. A friend of mine has a bear patronos. He's a friend no more.

    • @ezra8129
      @ezra8129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SuperCarlinBrothers: destroying friendships since 2012

  • @matthewmccann9932
    @matthewmccann9932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Just a thought for you since Hogwarts is in Scotland, maybe Voldemort's patronus would be the Gaelic mythology opposing counterpart to stag. In druidic legend Dagda and Rhita Gawr are enemies who often battle using the form of animals with noble Dagda taking the form of a stag and power hungry Rhita Gawr using the form of a boar. There are a lot of interesting parallels.

  • @cryptic_sunflower
    @cryptic_sunflower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I want an “also, also, actually, actually” shirt! The perfect obscure reference😍😍

  • @yonggongaming
    @yonggongaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    "They would not need" does not mean they could not.

    • @FulcanMal
      @FulcanMal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's a fair conclusion though. Given the effort (relative to other spells) that Harry had to put into learning the Potronus, why would they put so much effort into a spell they didn't need? Sure, I imagine a few might do it just to prove that they could, as a matter of pride, but I doubt most of them would really care.

    • @ohexenwahno5652
      @ohexenwahno5652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@FulcanMal Not only that, but there's probably very few Death Eaters who truly have happy memories to power the spell anyway.

    • @LenaEliana14
      @LenaEliana14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      \o/ Hexenwahn \o/ lol right, but I get the feeling bellatrix lestrange could make a patronus real easy🥴

    • @ohexenwahno5652
      @ohexenwahno5652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@LenaEliana14 Could there possibly be a spell that is the exact opposite of a patronus, tho?

    • @MrGabeanator
      @MrGabeanator 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      exactly

  • @chinchilla_fandoms9500
    @chinchilla_fandoms9500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    J, I'm going to challenge your 'mightiest patronus' of a Scottish terrier with my ACTUAL DRAGON PATRONUS!

  • @stillcold
    @stillcold 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I prefer the one about his being a dragon just because, DRAGON. However this theory makes too much sense to deny it, despite how cool voldemort charging into battle with a dragon is.

    • @jinsstyle
      @jinsstyle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where was it said that his patronus is dragon?🤔

    • @stillcold
      @stillcold 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jinsstyle it was another theory on a different channel.

    • @feathersryan8331
      @feathersryan8331 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My patrons is a dragon

    • @VorpalSpider69
      @VorpalSpider69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Clout God as badass as that is, I feel like Charlies’ is a dragon

    • @toasty5032
      @toasty5032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      69 likes
      Me:
      High I'm here to ruin your party

  • @najrenchelf2751
    @najrenchelf2751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    You had me at butterflies.
    Remind me to use that as my response if someone admits they have a crush on me!

    • @ginnyweasley5812
      @ginnyweasley5812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Imagine being confident enough to think that someone may have a crush on you, kudos👏😂

    • @najrenchelf2751
      @najrenchelf2751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Queen in the North, the word “if” was used intentionally... unfortunately!

    • @ginnyweasley5812
      @ginnyweasley5812 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@najrenchelf2751 it's okay social distancing works for us 😂

  • @hudaakasmani2059
    @hudaakasmani2059 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My patronus was a Stag and my best friend's was a Jack Russel Terrier.
    Can anyone guess why I'm so happy?

  • @jennalakes6334
    @jennalakes6334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I actually busted out laughing at the “polar opposite” edit... well done

  • @hugomlpaixao
    @hugomlpaixao 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The slavic language comes from Latin? What?

  • @Anton_the_Vampire
    @Anton_the_Vampire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Great video & makes so much sense! I seem to remember that in Scandinavian there's also a connection between Berserkers & Bears. Considering that Voldemort's fighting style is one of "deranged euphoria" (a trait of Berserkers) maybe that's another nod to him being a Bear?

  • @DoorMatt1995
    @DoorMatt1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Did they say that Slavic languages are descended from Latin? They're actually in different language families...

  • @lilithserena342
    @lilithserena342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    *b e a r s, b e e t s, b a t t l e s t a r g a l a c t i c a*

    • @Syfoll
      @Syfoll 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM!

    • @lilithserena342
      @lilithserena342 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Syfoll indeed

    • @beccag2758
      @beccag2758 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *MICHAEL*

  • @linewater2690
    @linewater2690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM, MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR*

  • @SchutzmarkeGMBH
    @SchutzmarkeGMBH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    6:05 "The Slavic language was derived from Latin"
    No it was not. Latin and the Slavic languages are all decendent of Proto-Indo-European however, so the original word would probably closer to "rkto" or "rkso" than to "ursus"

    • @luk3377
      @luk3377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly

    • @aaronabarca4919
      @aaronabarca4919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was searching for this comment

    • @larryrichards9418
      @larryrichards9418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had to stop the video once he claimed that slavic languages are derived from latin. From that point on the entire theory is invalidated. Garbage in, garbage out.

    • @unscripted483
      @unscripted483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@larryrichards9418 no it doesn't. Yeah he may have been mistaken but it doesn't change the theory at all.

    • @unscripted483
      @unscripted483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@larryrichards9418 if his entire theory was built on the idea that the origin name for bears was ursus then in would invalidate the theory. But rn you are on your soap box and finding any reason you want to throw a hissyfit.

  •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    As a Slavic person, acknowledging the Slavic mythology made my day :)

    • @ЗеленыйЧайник-ц5к
      @ЗеленыйЧайник-ц5к 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sameeee🤟😎

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha I've been a big mythology buff for years, obviously know Norse and Greek back to front
      But one of the most interesting for me for years was Slavic and Finnish since they're both just so bizarre and unique
      Also being a metalhead, there's a lot of Slavic black metal/folk metal bands incorporating it
      Like Peruns Celestial Silver by Nokturnal Mortum haha

    • @xonrob9575
      @xonrob9575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What even is Slavic mythology? Do you just worship a sentient Adidas tracksuit?

    • @ЗеленыйЧайник-ц5к
      @ЗеленыйЧайник-ц5к 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xonrob9575 ha ha

    • @ЗеленыйЧайник-ц5к
      @ЗеленыйЧайник-ц5к 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@xonrob9575 ya know its funny how i witnessed a person almost getting canceled over a misrepresentation of vendigo from the culture of indiginous people of north america, and yet you think its fine to say that:::,,,))) Get a grip its not funny

  • @sportsfaniguess154
    @sportsfaniguess154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Bears, beets, battlestar galactica” -Jim Halpert

  • @adarshnarayanan3940
    @adarshnarayanan3940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Them: What is Voldemort’s patronus?
    Me: A snake?
    Them: No, it is not a snake
    Me: Shoot, there goes that theory

    • @robfab5204
      @robfab5204 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Harry Potter folklore made a video about it

  • @bcflamingo4405
    @bcflamingo4405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "The one who eats honey"
    wait a second
    Dumbledore+ Bumblebee, right?
    Voldemort wants to eat/destroy Dumbledore!!!

  • @ezriaction8528
    @ezriaction8528 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As much as I love this I have some sad news. Because Voldemort's father was put under a love spell Voldemort or Tom is incapable of loving. Because of this incapability to love Voldemort is also incapable of creating a patrounus.

  • @anderskhl5435
    @anderskhl5435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Did they just make this theory to promote their own honey?
    I love it.

    • @ahardcorejedi2968
      @ahardcorejedi2968 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or thought of the product whilst making the episode.

  • @Tytoalba777
    @Tytoalba777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    6:05 "the slavic language is derived from Latin"
    umm... where do I start...
    There is no "Slavic language," at least not any more. There's the Slavic language family, which contains many languages inside of it, like Russian, Ukrainian, Polish, and Serbian. But, I'm willing to handwave this because you probably meant Slavic Language Family or Proto-Slavic Language.
    However, saying that Slavic is derived from Latin is a sin I can't accept. Slavic and Latin are both part of the Indo-European family, having descended from a common source, Proto-Indo-European. Slavic languages have also adopted some Latin words, like Tsar, which from the Latin name Caesar (yes, that Caesar). But Slavic languages are pretty definitely not derived from Latin. By the time Rome was founded, the Latin and Slavic families would have been diverged for hundreds, if not thousands of years.

    • @AnickaSR
      @AnickaSR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thousands I guess... not mentioning the fact that the Roman Empire collapsed in 476 AD and the Slavic tribes whose descendants are living in nowadays Czechia, Slovakia, Poland, Balkans etc came to their current location during the 5th and 6th century AD. Most likely didn't have any idea about a Roman Empire even existing (maybe except some merchants). Latin words were implemented into the higher language during rennaisance.
      And yes - Slavic Language Family (Czech, Slovak, Polish, Croatian, Serbian, Russian, Ukrainian....) and Romance Language Family derived from Latin (Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, French, Romanian) could not be more different... Even though I've always considered Romanian to be a sort of a crossover between Slavic and Romance languages.

    • @Alice-gr1kb
      @Alice-gr1kb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lorraine Romanian Just has Slavic influences. Isn’t so much a crossover

    • @hunterfudge2597
      @hunterfudge2597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Alice-gr1kb its a mix. Romanians are themselves have a mixed history between Romans and Slavic tribesmen

    • @Sanzianabel
      @Sanzianabel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hunter Fudge we have slavic influences, we aren’t a slavic + latin mix -_-

    • @carmensavu5122
      @carmensavu5122 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sanzianabel The language is Romance, with (a lot of) Slavic influences. The folklore and aesthetics are Slavic as f*ck, though.

  • @blakemontreuil1279
    @blakemontreuil1279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:25 Raven/CRRROOOOWWWWWWW....!!!!!! 💚🍵🙏🐑💪😂🐉🦔🎄🌿🥰😇🌴🐾🌱🌲🐩🍀😍🎍🌵🐂♋️☺️🌈🦡🐲☘️🦜😍😇😂🤣

  • @RixonNoxir
    @RixonNoxir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "High five if you got that joke"
    *SLAPS PHONE*

  • @mbg8733
    @mbg8733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The slavic language is not descended from latin,
    and why would the rest of the Europe care about slavic mythology, when only eastern Europe are slavs

    • @InquisitorThomas
      @InquisitorThomas 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he misspoke or didn’t fully understand the full relationship between languages. Latin and the ancestors of the modern Slavic languages (Russian, Polish, Ukrainian, etc.) are part of the same language family, the Indo-European. Like how Regional latin dialects eventually became French, Spanish, and Italian, there was once a language that most European language and most Iranian and northern Indian languages all descended from. The Slavic and the Germanic branches of the Proto Indo European languages had this taboo about saying the true name of bears, so Germanic AND Slavic Languages have words for bears that are so divergent from their cousin languages, who didn’t have to deal with bears as much in the regions they settled.

  • @bodugok
    @bodugok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    just putting this out there, "curse" is an old English word similar to Ursus (bear) and also has an unclear etymology.

    • @Alice-gr1kb
      @Alice-gr1kb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If it has unclear origins then we can’t really use it in our theories of her symbolism.

  • @daninagy4173
    @daninagy4173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    We, Hungarians, call bears "medve". In Serbian, (and probably something similar in Croatian, Slovakian etc.) they're called "medved". I was told that we were so scared of bears that we didn't bother to come up with a name for them, just took it from our neighbouring Slavic peoples, and called it a day. I find this interesting, because I have studied linguistics, makes sense, since "bear" used to be tabu, in the context of this video.
    Also also, actually actually, Pokémon X makes so much sense now. I love this channel.

    • @Alice-gr1kb
      @Alice-gr1kb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hungarian borrowed it from Slavic right?

  • @molbotuk6557
    @molbotuk6557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *I couldn’t face the Scottish terroir tooo cute my patronus is a Borzoi a real animal loyal and kind but can be protective and fierce*

  • @nicholasmedich7493
    @nicholasmedich7493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I love how they try to overthink the patronuses, but Mr. Weasley's patronus is a weasel because... weasel-ey

    • @anonymousfellow8879
      @anonymousfellow8879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nicholas Medich
      They’re also clever and enduring and “predator prey” for larger animals, and often regarded as pests OR trained to pull electrical wires through. Which, purebloods hate the Weasleys, but they’re all quite powerful and enduring; and Arthur in particular has a fascination with technology and Electricity in particular.
      (Do I think Rowling thought that out? NO. But...we can speculate, anyway)

    • @Kingcali49
      @Kingcali49 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love to watch his process but he’s wrong Voldemort’s would be a snake for sure.

    • @capysarah
      @capysarah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mr. Weasley's animosity with Lucius Malfoy becomes more interesting when you consider the real life animosity between weasels and snakes

    • @capysarah
      @capysarah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kingcali49 I would say that's too on the nose, but we're talking about Voldemort here

    • @indra_vrtrahan
      @indra_vrtrahan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kingcali49 I can argue it can't be snake solely on fact it may be more likely a basilisk, but that is because it is rightfully called king of serpents, making it more than just any random snake, but snake regardless, in a sense i agree with you

  • @Roekeeelk
    @Roekeeelk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    The first thing I thought when seeing this title: does he even have a memory that’s happy enough?

    • @urnotsorry
      @urnotsorry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Figuring out he was Slytherins heir ?

    • @guyr3618
      @guyr3618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Grindlewald, moments before Voldemort kills him: "Well, I hope you're happy..."
      Voldemort, moments after killing Grindlewald: "...I'm never happy..."

    • @rickywebb1803
      @rickywebb1803 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      same my guy

    • @ech0222
      @ech0222 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Finding out where the potters live

    • @helenamirian908
      @helenamirian908 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Killing...🤣💀😈

  • @whovianhistorybuff
    @whovianhistorybuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:30 the stag would have been another symbol of nature as the greek goddess of nature was Artemis whose sacred animal was the STAG she had 5 of these with bronze hooves and golden antlers, 4 of these she kept to pull her chariot and 1 lived free, this free stag was what Heracles (or Hercules) was tasked with capturing for his 3rd labour, doing so by simply tracking and eventually chasing it through the forests, but in the story it was always referred to as a hind, which would say that it's actually female so there could be a greek mythology analogy in there as when
    The hero (heracles/harry)
    Chasing a female deer through a forest (golden hind/silver doe)
    Hmmmm🤔

  • @planet_person9753
    @planet_person9753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Me: it better not be a snake. It's not a snake. If it's a snake I'm literally gonna die.
    Them:
    And no, it's not a snake.
    Me: THANK YE

  • @addidotcom9501
    @addidotcom9501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    slavic languages don’t derive from latin, their more like neighbours... wow that made me weirdly uncomfortable lol.

  • @spmagic9083
    @spmagic9083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Don’t say Zuko’s mom’s name. Just don’t do it.

  • @milanedic9856
    @milanedic9856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "Slavic language was derived from Latin"
    You need to do your research better. smh

    • @sophiavincent7785
      @sophiavincent7785 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah

    • @akselieks
      @akselieks 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Both indo-European tho

    • @Alice-gr1kb
      @Alice-gr1kb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Akseli Kuukkanen well there’s a big difference between cousins and parents/kids

  • @sarabotsford7148
    @sarabotsford7148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    sad fact of the day: Snape was the only Death Eater that could produce a patronus

    • @firefly5934
      @firefly5934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sara Botsford So like, since Patronuses are made of good memories, does that mean NONE of the Death Eaters have any good memories?

    • @sarabotsford7148
      @sarabotsford7148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes I think so... because think of Bellatrix and Malfoy have been trying to prove themselves to the dark lord scince they were young. And both were born into very anti-muggle families @Firefly 593

    • @firefly5934
      @firefly5934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sara Botsford I mean I guess they had lives like Draco: Harsh parents preaching to them about the importance of “blood purity” since the day they begin to talk.

    • @sarabotsford7148
      @sarabotsford7148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Firefly 593. Yeah but it's kinda sad

    • @firefly5934
      @firefly5934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sara Botsford I agree. Thank Rowling for the Weasley’s cause otherwise pure bloods would be as stereotyped as Slytherin house

  • @thunderchild1083
    @thunderchild1083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wonder what Voldemort’s happiest memories are?

  • @TrekBeatTK
    @TrekBeatTK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Fun fact: bears don’t actually at honey. They eat the tasty bee larvae in the honeycomb.

    • @damesayo4656
      @damesayo4656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But they do ! They eat many other things,but honey as well.

  • @helenejapa
    @helenejapa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    High-fiving J, because I got the "Bears, Beets, Battlestar Gallactica" refference.

  • @pennyw2226
    @pennyw2226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My dog is part Scottie! Your patronus might look just like my dog!

  • @sophiestyles8368
    @sophiestyles8368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    You talking about bears being very powerful brought me back to Pixar’s Brave when the brother got turned into a bear after wanting the power of 10 men. Kinda like what Voldemort was looking for in the elder wand

  • @kamil.g.m
    @kamil.g.m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    "The Slavic language derives from Latin" umm no... no it doesn't. Only Romance languages eg French, Spanish, and Italian derive from Latin.

    • @Jocelynex
      @Jocelynex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Although Slavic doesn’t derive from Latin, both languages branch from the Indo-European language family. So I kinda get what he was trying to say.

    • @annamclean93
      @annamclean93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Also Romanian is pretty Latin based, so if he went off of Romania being a Slavic country, he might have made the wrong connection for the Slavic languages.

    • @koolwraith9801
      @koolwraith9801 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You forgot English

    • @natassiatavares4568
      @natassiatavares4568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't forget Portuguese, also latin derived.

    • @annamclean93
      @annamclean93 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@koolwraith9801 But English isn't Slavic, which is what we're talking about.

  • @shaelynnself6831
    @shaelynnself6831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My patronus is a snake 🐍 I’m a slitherin coincidence I think not

  • @aumathewarriormouse2549
    @aumathewarriormouse2549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    According to this vid, Voldy's Patronus is really a Sea Bear, draw that protective circle everyone!

  • @ArcaneEther
    @ArcaneEther 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "The One Who Eats Honey"? You mean Xi Jinping? Oh, bother.