I heard the most absolutely astonishingly STUPID Christian explanation of 🦖 🦕 the other day... apparently there's *2* Earths, the one with the dinosaurs and then the one with Adam&Eve/The Great Flood and all that...I sashayed FAR away before I could find out how we got the dino 🦴 if the Earths are entirely different from one another, I honestly couldn't handle the earnest stupidity to stick around long enough to ✨discover the "truth"✨😅
Well, Sesame Street is for children but The Muppet Show(which Gonzo is from) was decidedly not. There's even a recurring joke on the show that Gonzo likes to, um, have relations with chickens. So, as much as I hate that tattoo, it's not entirely out of left field.
@@natsinthebelfry Just because there was a skit about Miss Piggie loving Kermit doesn’t mean there should be a tattoo of her spread eagle trying to entice him or them making out. Same difference. Plus, as a child I never made any kind of connection like that with Gonzo. I just know I loved him. Also the muppets morphed into being aimed more towards kids/ family when the movies came out. I understand that people can do whatever they want. It’s just so gross to me that #1 anyone wants any kind of graphic sexual tattoos and #2 They would use something a kid (especially a very young one) would certainly recognize and be a fan of in that way
I definitely understand it. But I don’t understand the length people go to achieve it. I would only trust the originator of the procedure Luna Cobra but many people just go to any old body mod artist that claims to be knowledgeable about it.
Omg the pink leather people is so funny and accurate. I lost it at the MANchester tattoo. That is just too hilarious. I don’t think I could take that person seriously ever.
the answer to your actual question; AD is not "after death", its "Anno Domini" which means "the year of the lord" so BC finishes at 1BC and AD begins it begins at "jesus' birth" (although iirc people actually think he was born in like 6BC or something) at 0AD.
_Edit: Looked up the dates._ It's not "think" … King Herod was already dead by 1 CE. He died in either 1 BCE or 4 BCE, the latter being the more widely-accepted date [the year that his 3 sons all started reigning different parts of his kingdom]. Based on these dates, Christ had to have been born in the 1st Century before Christ. Which is, of course, an utterly silly sentence, and demonstrates how messed up "Before Christ" and "Anno Domini" are as calendric terms. I prefer CE and BCE for that reason, but I interpret it to mean, "Christian Epoch," since "epoch" can also refer to the start date of a calendar. Also note: The Romans had no concept of the number 0 [which was invented in India, picked up by the Muslims, and brought into Europe through them]. This is why there's no Year-0.
Adding on to the weird religious knowledge, the whole "fake dinosaurs" thing ties into one nutter who used the bible to "calculate" how old the word was and came up with 6000 years or so. Therefore, dinosaurs that existed millions of years ago would have to be a plant by Satan to get people to not believe in the bible. 🙄 As mental as my Catholic schooling could be, even they didn't believe in that garbage.
the person at 25:47 is actually a chinese contemporary artist! his work is very cool and i don’t think the script on his face is tattooed on but rather painted on until his face is completely covered. You should check his work out!
@RolyWestYT Nope. He's very much alive. Lyrics: "Damn I hate being sober, I'm a smoker Fredo a drinker, Tadoe off molly water But we can't spell sober But I roll up, when we roll up bitches be on us All the hoes they love smoking, and love drinking Anti-sober, for no reason 'Cause we can't spell sober Ya know us, we smoke strong bruh Watch me roll up 'Cause I can't spell sober"
Can you imagine if someone with red or yellow sclera has a medical emergency and the paramedics/doctors have to assess them, they would probably think they had suffered some horrific trauma in the case of red, or had a liver problem causing jaundice with yellow. The sad thing is, when done well, it can look good, but it doesn't matter how good your artist is, it can cause permanent irreversible damage to your eyes/sight. There has been studies into how colouring the sclera, especially a dark colour can reduce the light entering the eye and so reduce the eye's efficiency...especially noticeable in darker conditions or at night. On top of those who have been outright blinded, there are people who have been left night blind by it. I honestly don't understand why people would want to risk their eyesight, but i also don't know how someone can sit through having it done, it has to be torturous. And it seems especially overly risky since we live in an age when we have access to such good coloured contact lenses now. It's funny though, because it always reminds me of Gambit form X-men with his black sclera and red irises, and how the people who created him thought they had come up with something so alien and "other" to set him apart as a mutant. And now people can tattoo their sclera and have an array of contacts to choose from tbat could either disguise his eyes or emulate them. I wonder how much the first people to get their sclera done were influenced by characters like him, too?
I had a coworker whose eyes suddenly turned red like this. Unclear why. They just did and then turned back after a couple weeks. It really looked pretty scary, even though I knew him and had asked him about it. Things like this do change on a fundamental level how you interact with a person even if you don't want to admit it. I have nothing against tattoos, I don't even notice them unless it's extreme, but eyes and mouth... I don't think people understand how big an effect it has on how they are viewed.
Whenever I see people with blacked out sclera's I keep thinking they're trying to make their eyes look like our close ape relatives.. because that's literally how other primates eyes look.. Not that it doesn't look good, I personally think apes have cool eyes but if they're wondering why folks think they look weird, yeah that would be it.
I just got contacts prescribed this year and I'm still getting used to them. It's so uncomfortable trying to take them out I cannot imagine someone putting a literal needle into their eyes willingly when I can barely put my own fingers there lmao I don't know anything about the procedure, is there any kind of anesthetic involved??
11:25 I first thought it was Wolverine angrily peeking over his thighs, like in a labouring position, and the line between the chest muscles was a tame version of a hoha. I don't think I'm well 😂 Rather that than a dingdong nose though. 🤥
AD is Anno Domini meaning Year of our Lord and starts with what was believed to be the year of the birth of Christ (it was actually a few years wrong). It's becoming more popular to say BCE and CE instead, which means Before the Common Era and Common Era.
When I was in high school this guy who sat with us used to draw these images of women's legs spread wide. And that's what the tattoo at 11:23 reminds me of. Frontbum wolverine
Your rendition of 'Every Me and Every You' made me smile. As a deep Placebo fan, I loved it! Your voice is lovely, and your personality is so amusing. Cheers!
I am so sorry. My best friend lost her dad right around Father’s Day and every few years her birthday and or the anniversary fall on Father’s Day. They decided to make it a celebration day still so her Mom (married 44 years), her and her brother could remember all the good times. Sometimes the universe is just so cruel. I hope you find a way to make it a “happier” time for you as time passes. ❤❤❤
@@aryabolton2949I'm so sorry for your loss. 💔 Don't be too hard on yourself for not having been there. Your dad knew you loved him. I wasn't there when my dad died, either, and I beat myself up over it for years even though I knew it wasn't my fault. Your dad wouldn't want that just like mine would not have wanted that for me. Even though I don't know either of you, I'm sure of that.
@sylverscale thank you ❤️ you're right of course, neither of our dad's would want that for us. It's just a really heavy feeling to process. I do appreciate your kindness 😌 ✨️ ☺️ thank you. When you hear it from someone who knows that pain, it does help
@@aryabolton2949 I lost my father after only meeting him 5 years prior. I feel we all have the “what ifs” “I should have” “if I just had one more” and we can drive our selves crazy. No matter what the situation I like to believe they can still hear us and know that we would have done anything to be there/keep them here longer. I hope your grief lessens every moment you think of your fathers smile ♥️
Nah if I saw an armpit with that tattoo, I’m out. I don’t even think I would say anything. The thought of children seeing that makes it extra disgusting
I was SHOCKED all had to type into google was "Well I stepped" and immediately it knew!! I was thinking maybe it was a rap or something, no!! In my opinion the song sounds freakin awful! I had to pause it like 3 minutes in!!
They could read his work, it says not to tattoo your flesh, lol. If they loved their God, they'd honour him in a way that wouldn't have him condemn them to hell! God is the ultimate controlling, abusive partner.
I'm keeping it a secret from family and friends, but since they don't know about it here... I'm attempting to be a tattoo artist after nearly giving up for a lifetime and these videos continue to inspire not only my standards hygenically, but artistically 😂❤
34:40 I had an ex who didn’t believe in evolution but somehow believed in dinosaurs and I was raised Catholic but my entire family still believed in evolution so I was super confused by my ex. We didn’t last long after I found that out lmao.
My father in law also doesn't believe in evolution but does in dinosaurs. He does believe that birds and dinosaurs are related 🤷♀️. I gave up on trying to make that math, math. My partner was really young when he stopped believing in god
@@RolyWestYT I literally had to walk out of the room to collect myself because that ex was the first person in my entire life that I knew on a personal level who didn’t believe in evolution. We’d be dating for a few months and she mentioned it and it was like tires squealing in my head. 🤣
The Catholic Church treats evolution as the mechanism G0d used to create the cosmos. There's even an Official Vatican Astrophysics, so that they can keep up to date with the latest science to illuminate doctrine.
@@Cassxowary "Omg Stacy I heard about this totally awesome new bar that we should totally go to" "Welcome to the Clit Pit ladies, what will yall be having tonight?" bwhahaha
Rolly I’m so disappointed in you. How could you be so mean to a Ferret! They’re cute and precious and in no way deserve to be linked to the Jebus tattoo 😂
I love the idea of burger head man always wearing a pork pie hat, so whenever he enters a building and somebody asks to take it off, he gets to watch the look of horror on their faces. 10/10, 3 Michelin Stars, and several furious Yelp reviews.
16:21 nothing you say or have done is prudish! You are a wonderful person!!! You have morals and decency and you use your brain! Kudos to you!! God bless you!! Keep being you!!!
Literally cry laughing at the pig nose Jesus I absolutely can’t even - I had to stop watching for a minute to get composed. Unhinged - omg. Made my night to laugh so much tho - your tattoo videos are the best ❤
You kicked ass on Every You, Every Me. I love when you sing. You should really do something with that voice. I've never heard such a natural, perfect voice.
At 10:36-he turned his back into a giant post it note or a refrigerator considering that tattoo looks like a kid's drawing. These are hilarious🤣🤣🤣 Also, that Sesame Street character is actually Gonzo from The Muppets. I love you always and forever Roly💖💖💖💖💖😘😘😘😘😘😘🇬🇧
You laugh about how concerned 90s kids were with quick sand, yet I got caught in river mud (same consistency) a few months back and all my quicksand safety facts from my youth came rushing back to me and are the only reason I got out safely. Stuff was up to my knees. You never know when you'll need seemingly useless facts.
I've been binge watching Roly and I was thinking to myself, Roly is one bad piercing away from being triggered into singing school hymns... Turns out what it took was a bad tattoo 😂 2:46... I'm expecting more bangers like that now.
I’m sure someone said “Chief Keef” refers to marijuana “dust” gathered in the bottom of flower grinders. It is saved and smoked; often treasured as a better , stronger smoke. Love ya Roly!
I knew a guy named Keith that had a big ol tattoo that said ‘if you can read this.. F*** OFF‼️’ and I’d laugh so hard when I saw it coz otherwise I’d cry
As a Mancunian, I have no idea if it will make it better or worse that the 'god created Manchester' phrase is like. on a building here. Like, as a mosaic sorta thing
@@RolyWestYT Just checked where it is, it's on the side of the building that is now home to Affleck's Palace, which is essentially a queer haven lmaooo
Hey Roly!! I'm not certain if you'll see this, and I'm not sure if anyone else answered your question at 29:10 but here it is! AD stands for *Anno Domini*, which means in "In the time/year of our lord". So technically, even Jesus' lifetime falls under this, not just his death! I know this because I used to be majorly into history and ancient times and still am, lol. Great video as always!
There are apologists out there who try to argue that leviathan and behemoth are descriptions of dinosaurs but that's been thoroughly debunked at this stage.
At 19:50, thats Gonozo from the Muppets. How dare they do my boy Gonzo like that? My poor boy. My sweet little guy, how dare they deface you in such a way.
So glad you uploaded today really needed a pick me up and always your videos are what I need when feeling rubbish like I am at the moment due to a lung infection but as always thank you for being you Roly and keeping it real ❤
Rolys back with another favorite topic of mine....tattoo fails... That blue seseme st charater is a muppet, his names gonzo. Both are Jim Henson creations
35:22 in some cases of vitiligo it won't spread, in others patches of skin will suddenly get their pigment back, in others (probably what most people think of) all pigment on the skin (and/or hair) will be lost; it not just losing all of your pigment, there's subtypes and it behaves differently in every person with it
Thanks for joining me today!!
It should be Chief Keef he's rapper
Oo a sponsored woman!
32:00- Never be the first person to fall asleep at a tattoo party...
Is it Mould? one of the best tattoo descriptions I've ever heard.😂 3:51 3:54 3:56
I heard the most absolutely astonishingly STUPID Christian explanation of 🦖 🦕 the other day... apparently there's *2* Earths, the one with the dinosaurs and then the one with Adam&Eve/The Great Flood and all that...I sashayed FAR away before I could find out how we got the dino 🦴 if the Earths are entirely different from one another, I honestly couldn't handle the earnest stupidity to stick around long enough to ✨discover the "truth"✨😅
As a woman tattooing our body parts on you, I think to myself "What a creepy pervert"..it's actually off putting.
YES!! It's so weird
It's kitty envey, he can't get one in real life. Even his fleshlight doesn't want him.
What is the message intended? What is the desired result? The tattoos never look well done, either. It’s all so confusing
I second that. It is a huge ick to have those tattoos.
Exactly! Nothing is more of a turn off. Tattoos like that are actively a repellant.
Roly: “I’m really sorry, I have to blur it…”
Don’t be sorry, nobody needs to see that.
right lol “oh no, dammit Roly, I wanted to see!” - literally nobody that shouldn’t be in a mental hospital getting therapy every day
Speak for yourself 😂 why blurring it… Wanna see it or don’t show it
@@Cassxowaryrather see it than hearing the description 😂
Taking a child’s icon like a muppet (Gonzo) and adding something so gross just gives me the ick. There’s no need for it.
Yeah it’s absolutely unhinged
Well, Sesame Street is for children but The Muppet Show(which Gonzo is from) was decidedly not. There's even a recurring joke on the show that Gonzo likes to, um, have relations with chickens. So, as much as I hate that tattoo, it's not entirely out of left field.
Poor Gonzo. He is deformed now.
@@RolyWestYTI’m so sad you’ve never seen the masterpiece that is The Muppet Christmas Carol 😢
@@natsinthebelfry Just because there was a skit about Miss Piggie loving Kermit doesn’t mean there should be a tattoo of her spread eagle trying to entice him or them making out. Same difference. Plus, as a child I never made any kind of connection like that with Gonzo. I just know I loved him. Also the muppets morphed into being aimed more towards kids/ family when the movies came out. I understand that people can do whatever they want. It’s just so gross to me that #1 anyone wants any kind of graphic sexual tattoos and #2 They would use something a kid (especially a very young one) would certainly recognize and be a fan of in that way
I have to appreciate that these people are so willing to do whatever it takes to warn most of us away by letting us see at a glance who they are
hahaha yes!!
Very true!!
Jesus may not have had a 12 pack, but he never skipped leg day. Those quads are SWOLE! 😆
😂
hahahaha
When you said, "Jesus sniffing his nipple," I had water in my mouth and literally did a spit take.
I still don’t understand why people would be willing to risk blindness for eyeball tattoos it’s just not worth it 😬💀
Same. As someone who's near sighted, I can't see risking eyesight for something you can achieve with contacts.
Yes it's something I will never understand
I will also never understand it, you only get eyesight once and it not worth risking it
Right especially when you can buy contacts that cover your whole eyeball!!
I definitely understand it. But I don’t understand the length people go to achieve it. I would only trust the originator of the procedure Luna Cobra but many people just go to any old body mod artist that claims to be knowledgeable about it.
18:00 I don’t think a “slug” is the first thing that comes to mind when looking at this poor lady’s fail tattoo 😅
I thought deformed willy 😂
Omg the pink leather people is so funny and accurate. I lost it at the MANchester tattoo. That is just too hilarious. I don’t think I could take that person seriously ever.
Also for all the frequency of the pornographic tattoos I have never seen one in person. Such an ick.
'In the 90s Everyone had an issue with quicksand'
It was The Never Ending Story Roly, it scarred us for life 😥
And Princess bride!
You just had to remind of the swamp of sadness! 😭
first time i had the "dont cry" test. trained me for Hachiko
Those orange sclera tattoos are going to have every doctor he knows, visits, or passes in the street panicking
😅😅😅
I kind of think it doesn't look that bad. But also a bit sick, yeah. 🤣
It made my eyes water to look at it 😂😭
Roly has such a beautiful voice I love when a person with an accent loses the accent when they sing lol wild
Thank you
the answer to your actual question; AD is not "after death", its "Anno Domini" which means "the year of the lord" so BC finishes at 1BC and AD begins it begins at "jesus' birth" (although iirc people actually think he was born in like 6BC or something) at 0AD.
_Edit: Looked up the dates._
It's not "think" … King Herod was already dead by 1 CE. He died in either 1 BCE or 4 BCE, the latter being the more widely-accepted date [the year that his 3 sons all started reigning different parts of his kingdom]. Based on these dates, Christ had to have been born in the 1st Century before Christ.
Which is, of course, an utterly silly sentence, and demonstrates how messed up "Before Christ" and "Anno Domini" are as calendric terms.
I prefer CE and BCE for that reason, but I interpret it to mean, "Christian Epoch," since "epoch" can also refer to the start date of a calendar.
Also note: The Romans had no concept of the number 0 [which was invented in India, picked up by the Muslims, and brought into Europe through them]. This is why there's no Year-0.
Adding on to the weird religious knowledge, the whole "fake dinosaurs" thing ties into one nutter who used the bible to "calculate" how old the word was and came up with 6000 years or so. Therefore, dinosaurs that existed millions of years ago would have to be a plant by Satan to get people to not believe in the bible. 🙄
As mental as my Catholic schooling could be, even they didn't believe in that garbage.
The “GAY!” After the peace sign pose got me 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
the person at 25:47 is actually a chinese contemporary artist! his work is very cool and i don’t think the script on his face is tattooed on but rather painted on until his face is completely covered. You should check his work out!
May I ask for the artist's name?
@@shinoyagami2144 Zhang Huan, the piece is called family tree
Says “Chief Keef”, Roly. Keef is the crystals that fall off a cannabis bud-very potent. Guy’s a proud pothead
Chief Keef's a rapper and those are song lyrics.
@@kittikoko Oh! Ty! Learn something new every day, I guess
Dead
@RolyWestYT Nope. He's very much alive.
Lyrics: "Damn I hate being sober, I'm a smoker
Fredo a drinker, Tadoe off molly water
But we can't spell sober
But I roll up, when we roll up bitches be on us
All the hoes they love smoking, and love drinking
Anti-sober, for no reason
'Cause we can't spell sober
Ya know us, we smoke strong bruh
Watch me roll up
'Cause I can't spell sober"
@@princesskatarina351he meant dead as in it's funny
Can you imagine if someone with red or yellow sclera has a medical emergency and the paramedics/doctors have to assess them, they would probably think they had suffered some horrific trauma in the case of red, or had a liver problem causing jaundice with yellow.
The sad thing is, when done well, it can look good, but it doesn't matter how good your artist is, it can cause permanent irreversible damage to your eyes/sight. There has been studies into how colouring the sclera, especially a dark colour can reduce the light entering the eye and so reduce the eye's efficiency...especially noticeable in darker conditions or at night. On top of those who have been outright blinded, there are people who have been left night blind by it. I honestly don't understand why people would want to risk their eyesight, but i also don't know how someone can sit through having it done, it has to be torturous. And it seems especially overly risky since we live in an age when we have access to such good coloured contact lenses now.
It's funny though, because it always reminds me of Gambit form X-men with his black sclera and red irises, and how the people who created him thought they had come up with something so alien and "other" to set him apart as a mutant. And now people can tattoo their sclera and have an array of contacts to choose from tbat could either disguise his eyes or emulate them. I wonder how much the first people to get their sclera done were influenced by characters like him, too?
I had a coworker whose eyes suddenly turned red like this. Unclear why. They just did and then turned back after a couple weeks. It really looked pretty scary, even though I knew him and had asked him about it. Things like this do change on a fundamental level how you interact with a person even if you don't want to admit it. I have nothing against tattoos, I don't even notice them unless it's extreme, but eyes and mouth... I don't think people understand how big an effect it has on how they are viewed.
Whenever I see people with blacked out sclera's I keep thinking they're trying to make their eyes look like our close ape relatives.. because that's literally how other primates eyes look..
Not that it doesn't look good, I personally think apes have cool eyes but if they're wondering why folks think they look weird, yeah that would be it.
I just got contacts prescribed this year and I'm still getting used to them. It's so uncomfortable trying to take them out I cannot imagine someone putting a literal needle into their eyes willingly when I can barely put my own fingers there lmao
I don't know anything about the procedure, is there any kind of anesthetic involved??
lol, the wolverine one… all I see is someone giving birth to wolverine…
😂
Same
11:25 I first thought it was Wolverine angrily peeking over his thighs, like in a labouring position, and the line between the chest muscles was a tame version of a hoha. I don't think I'm well 😂 Rather that than a dingdong nose though. 🤥
Keith and his burger head I'm dying 😂😂😂
R.I.P
That's painted on, right?
I can just imagine the pictures he has with the lads pretending to bite his head
the first guy with the mouth on his chest look confused about his tattoo as well lmfao
Right!? hahahaa
My theory is that he got that tattoo because he's miserable & people keep telling him to smile
@melissajacobs5822 this made me laugh so much 😂 I wonder if the mouth is some kind of a "THE JOKER TELLS MY STORY" moment
I thought it was the Cheshire Cat smile? Even so, not so great
@@Groundedsquirrel ooooh good call, might very well be that !
Totally accurate, Jesus had a pack per each disciple 🤣
AD is Anno Domini meaning Year of our Lord and starts with what was believed to be the year of the birth of Christ (it was actually a few years wrong). It's becoming more popular to say BCE and CE instead, which means Before the Common Era and Common Era.
That's a really nice idea, I'm gonna adopt BCE an CE too, thank you!
I was coming here to answer this too
Ok but what's the threshold of "Common Era"? Year 0?
Current era*
I have always thought that AD denotes after death.
Roly got a sponsor!! We love to see it xx
THank you!!
When I was in high school this guy who sat with us used to draw these images of women's legs spread wide. And that's what the tattoo at 11:23 reminds me of. Frontbum wolverine
Your rendition of 'Every Me and Every You' made me smile. As a deep Placebo fan, I loved it! Your voice is lovely, and your personality is so amusing. Cheers!
What the AF did they do to Gonzo?!?!?! He's my favourite Muppet!
I just lost my dad a couple days before father's day... Roly you never fail to make me laugh, even during this soul crushing sadness. Thank you ❤
I am so sorry. My best friend lost her dad right around Father’s Day and every few years her birthday and or the anniversary fall on Father’s Day. They decided to make it a celebration day still so her Mom (married 44 years), her and her brother could remember all the good times.
Sometimes the universe is just so cruel. I hope you find a way to make it a “happier” time for you as time passes. ❤❤❤
@anastasiabraucht2645 thank you so much. I'm sorry for your friends sorrow as well. It's really gutting. I should have been there, and I wasn't...
@@aryabolton2949I'm so sorry for your loss. 💔
Don't be too hard on yourself for not having been there. Your dad knew you loved him.
I wasn't there when my dad died, either, and I beat myself up over it for years even though I knew it wasn't my fault.
Your dad wouldn't want that just like mine would not have wanted that for me. Even though I don't know either of you, I'm sure of that.
@sylverscale thank you ❤️ you're right of course, neither of our dad's would want that for us. It's just a really heavy feeling to process. I do appreciate your kindness 😌 ✨️ ☺️ thank you. When you hear it from someone who knows that pain, it does help
@@aryabolton2949 I lost my father after only meeting him 5 years prior. I feel we all have the “what ifs” “I should have” “if I just had one more” and we can drive our selves crazy. No matter what the situation I like to believe they can still hear us and know that we would have done anything to be there/keep them here longer. I hope your grief lessens every moment you think of your fathers smile ♥️
“You were expecting me to say something else, weren’t you!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Naughty
I'm screaming "chef's kiss?" 💀
SAME! It took way too long to find a comment about it 😅😂
Nah if I saw an armpit with that tattoo, I’m out. I don’t even think I would say anything. The thought of children seeing that makes it extra disgusting
20:40 Those are the lyrics to the Leonard Cohen song "Avalanche".
I was SHOCKED all had to type into google was "Well I stepped" and immediately it knew!! I was thinking maybe it was a rap or something, no!! In my opinion the song sounds freakin awful! I had to pause it like 3 minutes in!!
"If you love your god, your saviour THIS much, DO him... at least justice..."
Not where I thought you were going to end that sentence. 🤣
They could read his work, it says not to tattoo your flesh, lol. If they loved their God, they'd honour him in a way that wouldn't have him condemn them to hell! God is the ultimate controlling, abusive partner.
I'm keeping it a secret from family and friends, but since they don't know about it here...
I'm attempting to be a tattoo artist after nearly giving up for a lifetime and these videos continue to inspire not only my standards hygenically, but artistically 😂❤
Wishing you the best in this new journey! You got this ❤
Just got back from a 4 day festival. A Roly video is just what I need now 😍
Oh were you at download?? If you were I hope the weather didn't down the mood
@@RolyWestYT Unfortunately not, it was Nova Rock in Austria, but Download has been a dream for some time 🫶🏻
had my first therapy appointment today, perfect timing to come home in time to a new video! 🖤
Oh amazing!!
Good on you!!! ❤
Congrats!
34:40 I had an ex who didn’t believe in evolution but somehow believed in dinosaurs and I was raised Catholic but my entire family still believed in evolution so I was super confused by my ex. We didn’t last long after I found that out lmao.
My father in law also doesn't believe in evolution but does in dinosaurs. He does believe that birds and dinosaurs are related 🤷♀️. I gave up on trying to make that math, math. My partner was really young when he stopped believing in god
Oh good lord!!!
@@RolyWestYT I literally had to walk out of the room to collect myself because that ex was the first person in my entire life that I knew on a personal level who didn’t believe in evolution. We’d be dating for a few months and she mentioned it and it was like tires squealing in my head. 🤣
The Catholic Church treats evolution as the mechanism G0d used to create the cosmos. There's even an Official Vatican Astrophysics, so that they can keep up to date with the latest science to illuminate doctrine.
Clit pit isn't something I thought I'd ever hear. He clearly doesn't get none so he got it inked. 😂
right, so he can touch it and say he gets it whenever he wants 😂
but thanks for the idea for a ladies’ club or (night)club for women or lesbian bar 😆😂🤣
@@Cassxowary "Omg Stacy I heard about this totally awesome new bar that we should totally go to" "Welcome to the Clit Pit ladies, what will yall be having tonight?" bwhahaha
Rolly I’m so disappointed in you. How could you be so mean to a Ferret! They’re cute and precious and in no way deserve to be linked to the Jebus tattoo 😂
I should be cancelled
Chief Keef is a popular rapper credited with founding the drill genre
16:38 it’s the nipple shoes for me 😂
😂😂😂😂
I love the idea of burger head man always wearing a pork pie hat, so whenever he enters a building and somebody asks to take it off, he gets to watch the look of horror on their faces.
10/10, 3 Michelin Stars, and several furious Yelp reviews.
Oh that's GENIUS!! haha
16:21 nothing you say or have done is prudish! You are a wonderful person!!! You have morals and decency and you use your brain! Kudos to you!! God bless you!! Keep being you!!!
11:35 at a glance I thought it was a Dead Space necromorph until you said Wolverine. 😂
Same actually 😂
Literally cry laughing at the pig nose Jesus I absolutely can’t even - I had to stop watching for a minute to get composed. Unhinged - omg. Made my night to laugh so much tho - your tattoo videos are the best ❤
I was taking a bite of food, looked back at the screen and was literally about to spit it back out
Roly: Sees unimaginable stuff
Me and Roly: WHY WHY WHY DID YOU DO THAT.
Roly going on about the "babies in quicksand" design, me staring in horror waiting for him to notice the hands: 👁👄👁
It honestly scares me how some (very few) of these tattoos are actually well done!
Love your videos, Roly ❤
Had bad day today thank you for making me smile 😁
HUGS!
Hope your day gets better!
I haven’t been feeling well lately but a Roly upload always makes me feel better
The " sesame character" is actually Gonzo from the Muppets. I love watching your videos. Thank you for sharing. 😊
It's Gonzo from the Muppets, Gizmo is from Gremlins x
Ohhhhh yes!!!
@SpyderQueen1988 oops, lol. I just edit my comment. 🤣
You kicked ass on Every You, Every Me. I love when you sing. You should really do something with that voice. I've never heard such a natural, perfect voice.
14:59 The disbelief!!!!!! I'm so shocked I thought the ones with the guys getting head on their thigh was bad, but this one takes the cake!!!
I just finished watching your last video!! Perfect timing
Oh wonderful Enjoy
At 10:36-he turned his back into a giant post it note or a refrigerator considering that tattoo looks like a kid's drawing. These are hilarious🤣🤣🤣 Also, that Sesame Street character is actually Gonzo from The Muppets. I love you always and forever Roly💖💖💖💖💖😘😘😘😘😘😘🇬🇧
Tattoo fails and Placebo, you are spoiling us! 😂
hahaha
“Not everything is about you. Not everything is about me.” And then Roly saying “Not everything is a tattoo,” and I was screaming lmfao 😅😂
omg you singing Placebo was so good! I love them
You laugh about how concerned 90s kids were with quick sand, yet I got caught in river mud (same consistency) a few months back and all my quicksand safety facts from my youth came rushing back to me and are the only reason I got out safely. Stuff was up to my knees. You never know when you'll need seemingly useless facts.
Wow! That’s great.
1:32 is a mood x🤣
Mood of death
@@RolyWestYT hahaha x
I hate that they've taken somewhat wholesome cartoons and perverted them😢
Yeah it's always something that does not sit right with me
I've been binge watching Roly and I was thinking to myself, Roly is one bad piercing away from being triggered into singing school hymns... Turns out what it took was a bad tattoo 😂 2:46... I'm expecting more bangers like that now.
I love the Placebo singing take.
23:27 HHHHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAaaa I freaking honestly, was not ready to laugh! Lmfaoo
I’m sure someone said “Chief Keef” refers to marijuana “dust” gathered in the bottom of flower grinders. It is saved and smoked; often treasured as a better , stronger smoke. Love ya Roly!
Omg! Your Brian Molko was SPOT ON! I was away from the screen and thought my spotify was on!!!
I knew a guy named Keith that had a big ol tattoo that said ‘if you can read this.. F*** OFF‼️’ and I’d laugh so hard when I saw it coz otherwise I’d cry
As a Mancunian, I have no idea if it will make it better or worse that the 'god created Manchester' phrase is like. on a building here. Like, as a mosaic sorta thing
NO STOP IT!!! HAHAHAHA
@@RolyWestYT Just checked where it is, it's on the side of the building that is now home to Affleck's Palace, which is essentially a queer haven lmaooo
That's worse 😂 he didn't even do an original thing 😂
4:20) you know when you peel a sticker off something, but it leaves the stick part 😂😂😂yeah....thats what thats giving 😂😂😂
Oh my god yes!! 😂😂😂
“Is it mould?” I wasn’t expecting you to say that! x
Love Roly. No holds barred. Commentary meets wrestling.
The first tattoo and your reaction is gold!!!!
4:19 It looks like what's leftover on your skin after you take off the hospital telemetry pads.
4:26 Is giving when you peel a sticker off and the sticky bits stay on and get covered in guff and fluff
The mould one looks like the sticky left from stickers
Imagine having a small bum and God loves you that much 😂
gonzo is the muppet character❤❤❤
19:04 LOL chief keef is a rapper in the US
Hey Roly!! I'm not certain if you'll see this, and I'm not sure if anyone else answered your question at 29:10 but here it is! AD stands for *Anno Domini*, which means in "In the time/year of our lord". So technically, even Jesus' lifetime falls under this, not just his death! I know this because I used to be majorly into history and ancient times and still am, lol. Great video as always!
20:49 round of applause!!!! Ahahhhhhaaaaa Agreed! Moving on Girls!!!!
There are apologists out there who try to argue that leviathan and behemoth are descriptions of dinosaurs but that's been thoroughly debunked at this stage.
Luxeria (and co) when you said you don’t have any friends: “😢😡” 😂
All holograms
@@RolyWestYTAll AI generated
Thank you Roly for the sacrifices you made to bring us this particularly putrid concoction of nonsense! You really got me chuckling.
Doctor Who clip spotted !!!! I love you Roly 😭❤ as always amazing video king
and the day is instantly better 🥳🥳 love you roly!!
YAAASSS
Agreed!!!
At 19:50, thats Gonozo from the Muppets. How dare they do my boy Gonzo like that? My poor boy. My sweet little guy, how dare they deface you in such a way.
11:01 hes actually amazing at singing ❤
Gonzo the Muppet had a bent beak that looked like a flaccid man bit. I'm pleased to see the sunny side up egg lenses are back lol
no but the incorrect lyrics to "Avalanche" by Leonard Cohen on his shoulder got me 💀😭 20:43
Not only does Roly reading these bad tattoos to filth bring me joy, I also love to see what Simpsons themed shirt he wears in each video. 💜🤗
The first guy... I'm sure that mouth is upside down 😂😂😂😂😂
You laughing at the giant mouth tattoo made me laugh so much! 😂😂😂 that one you thought was mould I think is supposed to be moss…
I actually love it because it’s so bonkers
Roly, I love your videos. I just found your channel a few days ago and I've been binging them. It's been a great time!
"No, the Joker does not tell your story." AHAHAHA
As someone yet to get their first tattoo, it makes me really consider what I get even more 😂 but holy moly I wouldn’t get any of these wild ones lol
I LOVE YOUR SHIRT!!! Always entertaining AND you worked in Placebo lyrics
So glad you uploaded today really needed a pick me up and always your videos are what I need when feeling rubbish like I am at the moment due to a lung infection but as always thank you for being you Roly and keeping it real ❤
Sending hugs
@@RolyWestYT ❤️ thank you
the clip of Laganja and BenDelacreme gets me everytime😂
Rolys back with another favorite topic of mine....tattoo fails...
That blue seseme st charater is a muppet, his names gonzo.
Both are Jim Henson creations
35:22 in some cases of vitiligo it won't spread, in others patches of skin will suddenly get their pigment back, in others (probably what most people think of) all pigment on the skin (and/or hair) will be lost; it not just losing all of your pigment, there's subtypes and it behaves differently in every person with it