I remember that day man it’s weird seeing everybody who acts like they care just walking around the funeral but I hope you know your dad watching over you man. May he R.I.P. I’m sorry for your loss king…🖤
Had someone who would sneak chocolate milk everyday in basic and would get reemed by the drill instructors every time. He still did it though because they can't tell him he can't drink it technically lol
I love watching these especially before I head to meps. I have to just finish my ged math but after that my sergeant is gonna run me through the rest, but I love having these as a support to not worry and to also be cautious when I head out! Dad loves these too so he's hoping his little girl just is okay at the end!
8:26 my brother was a tank driver in the U.S. Army and the main reason he wanted to do be one was because he loved tanks. But he got into an accident while working on the tanks and now he can't go back and drive them again. Also, he never stops talking about how a tank works and how it feels to drive them.
Bro my Automotive Mechanic teacher was ex engineer for Air Force and he was like “yeah Military money is awesome from day one” u could’ve sworn he was a recruiter for the military with how much he was trying to sell me. And guess what: my dumbass listened.
My son was told airborne diesel engine & generators repair. When they finished everything and was sending him to a base the airborne “paperwork” was lost and they held him up for 3-4 weeks deciding his final duty station which ended up being El Paso in fucking July😂. But he realized he missed home more than he expected. And he missed grass & trees. 😂
That spider was just a male huntsman, the females are bigger, but they're actually chill and we let them cruise around to light up the more annoying stuff.
the dfac cups in the army have been plastic when i went through in the 90s maybe air force still has glass or the hospital but basic Dfac has been plastic fr quite a while
😭 I just finished BMT yes all the cups are red and plastic but we still have the plates that can break and the Instructors do all run up to you and yell DONT TOUCH IT! DONT TOUCH IT!
After when I'm done with my trade school, I've either decided to either join the coastal guards or the marines, I do have their phone numbers like all th branches but I would rather wait till I'm done with my trade school stuff than join, which branch should I join, chat??
So it's like being a Manager in Hospitality. "Just leave it alone and go get the dust pan!!!"
yes
def aint droppin the ciggy brother. thats all they got goin on 😂
Im gonna join the marines soon -_-
RAHH???
Just be careful. You are becoming a hit man to the government.
Wish you the best
tell us your favorite crayon
I’ll give you crayon MREs when you get deployed lol 😂
New Nikko Ortiz video right after school? Let’s go
Me too
Do you watch him live on twitch or TH-cam in the evening
@@maryjane4432 don’t use twitch sadly
@@maryjane4432I watch him on both
It’s my dad’s funeral tomorrow….i have so
Much to say how awesome he was.
Nikko being stupid chills me out.
Odd how the Internet works now, hope it went well. Spend some time with the bros
I remember that day man it’s weird seeing everybody who acts like they care just walking around the funeral but I hope you know your dad watching over you man. May he R.I.P. I’m sorry for your loss king…🖤
I'm so sorry for your loss.
Had someone who would sneak chocolate milk everyday in basic and would get reemed by the drill instructors every time. He still did it though because they can't tell him he can't drink it technically lol
And this is why nikko is a legend, muthafuckas got energy in spades, big love from what was formally known as England.
Love when Nikko posts
2:34, yeah by our standards thats pretty small, that spider hasnt even got big enough to have its health bar above it yet
Most definitely. I had one in my donger yesterday that had a _purple_ healthbar above it and I heard boss music....IN LATIN.....
@@Benwut just give up
"Bro, wtf, lady!" Why was that the funniest shit to me?
As an Australian who has arachnophobia that is a tiny spider, they can get a WHOLE lot bigger
7:04 HEY I KNOW THAT SEABEE THATS ME 😂
2:32 - Can confirm, that's a tiny spider for Australia.
HAHA I have a permanent thumbs up from a tank injury, not my tank but a loaders hatch crushed my thumb
Yo nikko 3:37 that’s Sherman my friend yo 😂 that’s so damn cool
"Nice try you Fing Fed" - Nikko Ortiz Ex Fed
I became the 1st Marine in my family's history. Wish I would've listened to my dad and every other soldier in my heritage since the Civil War
My greatest contraption was a fridge with a broken door that I made into a ac unit
I love watching these especially before I head to meps. I have to just finish my ged math but after that my sergeant is gonna run me through the rest, but I love having these as a support to not worry and to also be cautious when I head out! Dad loves these too so he's hoping his little girl just is okay at the end!
The cups are indeed plastic now, and privates still found a way to break that shit when I was going through.
"My dad served there" is really taking shooting your shot to a different level.
I love nikko vids
I LOVED THE ERIKA SOUND AS SOON AS HE PUT UP HIS HAND
Thanks Nikko!
You’re literally the best TH-camr I’ve ever watched
Love these vids 😂😂Miss the branches.
Youre being demoted because your Hemmitt wasnt wearing its PT belt when you ran into the other Hemmitt lmao
Best youtuber🔥
You always make me laugh 😂
5:48 when i was in jail i made a tattoo gun with a pen, desk fan and a sewing needle
I love Nikko, you're so funny.
The cable got me 😂😂😂
2:45 can confirm that’s how they live at the US joint AF base in Belle Chasse Louisiana
Yo Wsg nikko love your stuff btw I recently started filling out paper work for the army so that’s fun
@4:38, you're telling her to calm down? We see the cord running up her pants leg...you don't know where its going. Now do you???
nikko is 🔥
Nikko you are the best bro
my little brother picked up a DI's campaign cover in basic; he was eviscerated by like 10 DIs
1:00 that was me guys... sorry
Skill issue
@@Bavarianranker it was a joke buddy
Good As Always
Love your videos g
Almost at 3 mil. 🎉🎉🎉
i always said if im dying, im dying with a cig in my mouth
I thought everything was plastic cuz we all dumb Nikko 🤣
Best video ever
Man I got a 92 on the mini asvab and the recruiter was hung up on a Marijuana possession conviction lol
your videos always succeed to make me laugh. Keep up the good work
8:26 my brother was a tank driver in the U.S. Army and the main reason he wanted to do be one was because he loved tanks. But he got into an accident while working on the tanks and now he can't go back and drive them again. Also, he never stops talking about how a tank works and how it feels to drive them.
Um the Russian called the drone Cyka.
Its because he was a Russian
10:23 I can attest to that, I’m a 31B here at fort leonardwood and they are indeed plastic cups.
0:40 isn't British army, it's a cadet. A teenager in a social club playing pretend.
Nah mate that was someone in Stafford when they had a pride parade a couple weeks ago
Just a private in the Signals lol.
Best thing i ever made?... made my own pocket puzzy one time....
I've been to boot camp and prison it's crazy how much they have in common. It's crazy.
Bro my Automotive Mechanic teacher was ex engineer for Air Force and he was like “yeah Military money is awesome from day one” u could’ve sworn he was a recruiter for the military with how much he was trying to sell me. And guess what: my dumbass listened.
Aww that spider was a baby huntsman he just wants to be your friend
Nikko your scaring the youngings😂
That do not disconnect it got me good. lol
Amazing video
Sock + water bottle inside it + water on sock + hanging it up = coolish water 🤣
RA RA RA!!!🔥🔥🗣🔥🔥🗣🗣🔥🔥🗣
Rah ra
Ra Ra Ra!!!@@anthonyschroepfer5776
Nikko!!!! I’m signing my contract tomorrow for the navy
5:10 i can confirm the CO did not love it💀
That's a baby Huntsman spider. lol
I like this one 👍
My son was told airborne diesel engine & generators repair. When they finished everything and was sending him to a base the airborne “paperwork” was lost and they held him up for 3-4 weeks deciding his final duty station which ended up being El Paso in fucking July😂. But he realized he missed home more than he expected. And he missed grass & trees. 😂
Went to basic in 1990, we had plastic coffee cups(couldn't drink coffee) and had plastic juice cups(2 sips and it's gone).
Pole dancing with the branches
Fr fr
Ain't no one talking about how that dude shot the drone down with his FIRST SHOT?!
i love your vids cringe laugh laugh and repeat
That’s a baby spider here in Texas too 😂
Hi Nikko will there be reaction to Czech Army training in the future?
No, harder faster aye aye sir is the diddy for when you scudz the floor before lights out😂
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment Sir!
Dude I remember trying to avoid shrapnel in the face.
The latrine shower area is the staging area at The National Training Center at Fort Irwin California.
FYI the bathroom showdown was in camp Ripley MN
That spider was just a male huntsman, the females are bigger, but they're actually chill and we let them cruise around to light up the more annoying stuff.
Wassup baddie daddie nikko
Joining AF soon😳🤔🗣️💯
8:34 private Pyle?
Pyle if he Was even more autistic
Tell a Marine Corporal that they aren’t technically an NCO
the dfac cups in the army have been plastic when i went through in the 90s maybe air force still has glass or the hospital but basic Dfac has been plastic fr quite a while
Greatest contraption; wool blanket shower sauna.
Just your average admin moment.
Graduated 12B OSUT on Aug 30th and all the cups are plastic at FT LeonardWood
2:25 pretty sure that is a baby huntsman
Man why do Americans have to hate on Australia mate like it not that bad 💀
I made a 78 on my asvab,
bro if you fall with a tray and glass in your hand.. just turn to the side and land on your back like a fukin man... didnt spill shit
6:42 bro… I’m fairly certain she is from Mordor…
The front truck is a wrecker. Probrably messed up a recovery
Me- feeling the call to join again
Nikko: mil fails 😏
seconds is crazinesssss
😭 I just finished BMT yes all the cups are red and plastic but we still have the plates that can break and the Instructors do all run up to you and yell DONT TOUCH IT! DONT TOUCH IT!
Making sure I don’t do this once I go into the Air Force :)
Hi Nikko
Yes the cups are plastic now. Actually, we have sippy cups in the coast guard.
My recruiter laughed at all my jokes 😢
That wack cadre at 5:18 if I’m not mistaken is I-Day at the Naval Academy
After when I'm done with my trade school, I've either decided to either join the coastal guards or the marines, I do have their phone numbers like all th branches but I would rather wait till I'm done with my trade school stuff than join, which branch should I join, chat??
Join collage if you haven’t, if you have, join the work force.