I remember that day man it’s weird seeing everybody who acts like they care just walking around the funeral but I hope you know your dad watching over you man. May he R.I.P. I’m sorry for your loss king…🖤
Had someone who would sneak chocolate milk everyday in basic and would get reemed by the drill instructors every time. He still did it though because they can't tell him he can't drink it technically lol
I love watching these especially before I head to meps. I have to just finish my ged math but after that my sergeant is gonna run me through the rest, but I love having these as a support to not worry and to also be cautious when I head out! Dad loves these too so he's hoping his little girl just is okay at the end!
Bro my Automotive Mechanic teacher was ex engineer for Air Force and he was like “yeah Military money is awesome from day one” u could’ve sworn he was a recruiter for the military with how much he was trying to sell me. And guess what: my dumbass listened.
8:26 my brother was a tank driver in the U.S. Army and the main reason he wanted to do be one was because he loved tanks. But he got into an accident while working on the tanks and now he can't go back and drive them again. Also, he never stops talking about how a tank works and how it feels to drive them.
My son was told airborne diesel engine & generators repair. When they finished everything and was sending him to a base the airborne “paperwork” was lost and they held him up for 3-4 weeks deciding his final duty station which ended up being El Paso in fucking July😂. But he realized he missed home more than he expected. And he missed grass & trees. 😂
That spider was just a male huntsman, the females are bigger, but they're actually chill and we let them cruise around to light up the more annoying stuff.
No joke, that is a pretty small huntsman spider. I have one living in my house that eats all the gecko's and occasional cockroach. Don't even charge him rent.
😭 I just finished BMT yes all the cups are red and plastic but we still have the plates that can break and the Instructors do all run up to you and yell DONT TOUCH IT! DONT TOUCH IT!
im not even lying my dads nickname in germany was flatline fister. The reason he got call the flatline fister is because in germany he died but they brought him back. Pretty funny story
the dfac cups in the army have been plastic when i went through in the 90s maybe air force still has glass or the hospital but basic Dfac has been plastic fr quite a while
So it's like being a Manager in Hospitality. "Just leave it alone and go get the dust pan!!!"
yes
def aint droppin the ciggy brother. thats all they got goin on 😂
Im gonna join the marines soon -_-
RAHH???
Just be careful. You are becoming a hit man to the government.
Wish you the best
tell us your favorite crayon
I’ll give you crayon MREs when you get deployed lol 😂
It’s my dad’s funeral tomorrow….i have so
Much to say how awesome he was.
Nikko being stupid chills me out.
Odd how the Internet works now, hope it went well. Spend some time with the bros
I remember that day man it’s weird seeing everybody who acts like they care just walking around the funeral but I hope you know your dad watching over you man. May he R.I.P. I’m sorry for your loss king…🖤
I'm so sorry for your loss.
Had someone who would sneak chocolate milk everyday in basic and would get reemed by the drill instructors every time. He still did it though because they can't tell him he can't drink it technically lol
As an Australian who has arachnophobia that is a tiny spider, they can get a WHOLE lot bigger
New Nikko Ortiz video right after school? Let’s go
Me too
Do you watch him live on twitch or TH-cam in the evening
@@maryjane4432 don’t use twitch sadly
@@maryjane4432I watch him on both
And this is why nikko is a legend, muthafuckas got energy in spades, big love from what was formally known as England.
"Bro, wtf, lady!" Why was that the funniest shit to me?
Love when Nikko posts
2:34, yeah by our standards thats pretty small, that spider hasnt even got big enough to have its health bar above it yet
Most definitely. I had one in my donger yesterday that had a _purple_ healthbar above it and I heard boss music....IN LATIN.....
@@Benwut just give up
2:32 - Can confirm, that's a tiny spider for Australia.
HAHA I have a permanent thumbs up from a tank injury, not my tank but a loaders hatch crushed my thumb
I became the 1st Marine in my family's history. Wish I would've listened to my dad and every other soldier in my heritage since the Civil War
"Nice try you Fing Fed" - Nikko Ortiz Ex Fed
My greatest contraption was a fridge with a broken door that I made into a ac unit
"My dad served there" is really taking shooting your shot to a different level.
7:04 HEY I KNOW THAT SEABEE THATS ME 😂
The cups are indeed plastic now, and privates still found a way to break that shit when I was going through.
Youre being demoted because your Hemmitt wasnt wearing its PT belt when you ran into the other Hemmitt lmao
Yo nikko 3:37 that’s Sherman my friend yo 😂 that’s so damn cool
I LOVED THE ERIKA SOUND AS SOON AS HE PUT UP HIS HAND
I love watching these especially before I head to meps. I have to just finish my ged math but after that my sergeant is gonna run me through the rest, but I love having these as a support to not worry and to also be cautious when I head out! Dad loves these too so he's hoping his little girl just is okay at the end!
my little brother picked up a DI's campaign cover in basic; he was eviscerated by like 10 DIs
You’re literally the best TH-camr I’ve ever watched
Thanks Nikko!
1:00 that was me guys... sorry
Skill issue
@@Bavarianranker it was a joke buddy
I love nikko vids
Love these vids 😂😂Miss the branches.
I've been to boot camp and prison it's crazy how much they have in common. It's crazy.
You always make me laugh 😂
Man I got a 92 on the mini asvab and the recruiter was hung up on a Marijuana possession conviction lol
I love Nikko, you're so funny.
Ain't no one talking about how that dude shot the drone down with his FIRST SHOT?!
Yo Wsg nikko love your stuff btw I recently started filling out paper work for the army so that’s fun
The cable got me 😂😂😂
Bro my Automotive Mechanic teacher was ex engineer for Air Force and he was like “yeah Military money is awesome from day one” u could’ve sworn he was a recruiter for the military with how much he was trying to sell me. And guess what: my dumbass listened.
Nikko you are the best bro
8:26 my brother was a tank driver in the U.S. Army and the main reason he wanted to do be one was because he loved tanks. But he got into an accident while working on the tanks and now he can't go back and drive them again. Also, he never stops talking about how a tank works and how it feels to drive them.
Almost at 3 mil. 🎉🎉🎉
your videos always succeed to make me laugh. Keep up the good work
2:45 can confirm that’s how they live at the US joint AF base in Belle Chasse Louisiana
i always said if im dying, im dying with a cig in my mouth
@4:38, you're telling her to calm down? We see the cord running up her pants leg...you don't know where its going. Now do you???
I thought everything was plastic cuz we all dumb Nikko 🤣
My son was told airborne diesel engine & generators repair. When they finished everything and was sending him to a base the airborne “paperwork” was lost and they held him up for 3-4 weeks deciding his final duty station which ended up being El Paso in fucking July😂. But he realized he missed home more than he expected. And he missed grass & trees. 😂
Um the Russian called the drone Cyka.
Its because he was a Russian
Aww that spider was a baby huntsman he just wants to be your friend
5:48 when i was in jail i made a tattoo gun with a pen, desk fan and a sewing needle
Nikko!!!! I’m signing my contract tomorrow for the navy
Sock + water bottle inside it + water on sock + hanging it up = coolish water 🤣
Love your videos g
0:40 isn't British army, it's a cadet. A teenager in a social club playing pretend.
Nah mate that was someone in Stafford when they had a pride parade a couple weeks ago
Just a private in the Signals lol.
nikko is 🔥
10:23 I can attest to that, I’m a 31B here at fort leonardwood and they are indeed plastic cups.
Good As Always
Went to basic in 1990, we had plastic coffee cups(couldn't drink coffee) and had plastic juice cups(2 sips and it's gone).
Tell a Marine Corporal that they aren’t technically an NCO
Best youtuber🔥
Best thing i ever made?... made my own pocket puzzy one time....
My dad told me he wasn’t going to my graduation because my mom was coming. He showed up anyway 😂.
Nikko your scaring the youngings😂
That spider was just a male huntsman, the females are bigger, but they're actually chill and we let them cruise around to light up the more annoying stuff.
I think girlfriend has been tased before. She took it better than most guys 😂
Dude I remember trying to avoid shrapnel in the face.
Yes the cups are plastic now. Actually, we have sippy cups in the coast guard.
The front truck is a wrecker. Probrably messed up a recovery
Amazing video
Best video ever
Graduated 12B OSUT on Aug 30th and all the cups are plastic at FT LeonardWood
i love your vids cringe laugh laugh and repeat
I like this one 👍
That’s a baby spider here in Texas too 😂
A dart blaster for a spider like that? Nah, that's Rival territory. That round ball doesn't fuck around, I'd bet on it for something like that.
No joke, that is a pretty small huntsman spider. I have one living in my house that eats all the gecko's and occasional cockroach. Don't even charge him rent.
RA RA RA!!!🔥🔥🗣🔥🔥🗣🗣🔥🔥🗣
Rah ra
Ra Ra Ra!!!@@anthonyschroepfer5776
Hi Nikko will there be reaction to Czech Army training in the future?
😭 I just finished BMT yes all the cups are red and plastic but we still have the plates that can break and the Instructors do all run up to you and yell DONT TOUCH IT! DONT TOUCH IT!
im glad to know the US military isn't the only military that has a problem with staying in weight standards
Greatest contraption; wool blanket shower sauna.
im not even lying my dads nickname in germany was flatline fister. The reason he got call the flatline fister is because in germany he died but they brought him back. Pretty funny story
Pole dancing with the branches
Fr fr
Wassup baddie daddie nikko
cant even trust privates with drinking glasses 😢
That do not disconnect it got me good. lol
I once went to a national guard base and the porta john at the CQB training area had "How many drakes would you suck in here" cut into the door
5:10 i can confirm the CO did not love it💀
FYI the bathroom showdown was in camp Ripley MN
That is in fact, a very average sized, Huntsman Spider.
That's a baby Huntsman spider. lol
Me- feeling the call to join again
Nikko: mil fails 😏
The latrine shower area is the staging area at The National Training Center at Fort Irwin California.
today's porta-john wisdom:
_Never trust yourself before you finish wiping._
Joining AF soon😳🤔🗣️💯
Yeah, we had plastic cups back in '14.
All the cups are plastic but they still yell at you not to pick them or utensils up if you drop them.
Just your average admin moment.
“Drill instructors actually Care for you” do they really
My recruiter laughed at all my jokes 😢
the dfac cups in the army have been plastic when i went through in the 90s maybe air force still has glass or the hospital but basic Dfac has been plastic fr quite a while