Had someone who would sneak chocolate milk everyday in basic and would get reemed by the drill instructors every time. He still did it though because they can't tell him he can't drink it technically lol
I remember that day man it’s weird seeing everybody who acts like they care just walking around the funeral but I hope you know your dad watching over you man. May he R.I.P. I’m sorry for your loss king…🖤
I love watching these especially before I head to meps. I have to just finish my ged math but after that my sergeant is gonna run me through the rest, but I love having these as a support to not worry and to also be cautious when I head out! Dad loves these too so he's hoping his little girl just is okay at the end!
8:26 my brother was a tank driver in the U.S. Army and the main reason he wanted to do be one was because he loved tanks. But he got into an accident while working on the tanks and now he can't go back and drive them again. Also, he never stops talking about how a tank works and how it feels to drive them.
My son was told airborne diesel engine & generators repair. When they finished everything and was sending him to a base the airborne “paperwork” was lost and they held him up for 3-4 weeks deciding his final duty station which ended up being El Paso in fucking July😂. But he realized he missed home more than he expected. And he missed grass & trees. 😂
Bro my Automotive Mechanic teacher was ex engineer for Air Force and he was like “yeah Military money is awesome from day one” u could’ve sworn he was a recruiter for the military with how much he was trying to sell me. And guess what: my dumbass listened.
😭 I just finished BMT yes all the cups are red and plastic but we still have the plates that can break and the Instructors do all run up to you and yell DONT TOUCH IT! DONT TOUCH IT!
That spider was just a male huntsman, the females are bigger, but they're actually chill and we let them cruise around to light up the more annoying stuff.
No joke, that is a pretty small huntsman spider. I have one living in my house that eats all the gecko's and occasional cockroach. Don't even charge him rent.
im not even lying my dads nickname in germany was flatline fister. The reason he got call the flatline fister is because in germany he died but they brought him back. Pretty funny story
the dfac cups in the army have been plastic when i went through in the 90s maybe air force still has glass or the hospital but basic Dfac has been plastic fr quite a while
I scored very high on the ASVAB. My MOS(44C) was so obscure my Sr DI told me he had to look it up. It kinda sucks because basic gives you that killer mindset and you get all hopped up then they hand you a pen and adding machine. And you’re left standing there like why did I have to go through all that shit in August in South Georgia then never get to do cool shit
So it's like being a Manager in Hospitality. "Just leave it alone and go get the dust pan!!!"
yes
def aint droppin the ciggy brother. thats all they got goin on 😂
Im gonna join the marines soon -_-
RAHH???
Just be careful. You are becoming a hit man to the government.
Wish you the best
tell us your favorite crayon
I’ll give you crayon MREs when you get deployed lol 😂
Had someone who would sneak chocolate milk everyday in basic and would get reemed by the drill instructors every time. He still did it though because they can't tell him he can't drink it technically lol
And this is why nikko is a legend, muthafuckas got energy in spades, big love from what was formally known as England.
It’s my dad’s funeral tomorrow….i have so
Much to say how awesome he was.
Nikko being stupid chills me out.
Odd how the Internet works now, hope it went well. Spend some time with the bros
I remember that day man it’s weird seeing everybody who acts like they care just walking around the funeral but I hope you know your dad watching over you man. May he R.I.P. I’m sorry for your loss king…🖤
I'm so sorry for your loss.
As an Australian who has arachnophobia that is a tiny spider, they can get a WHOLE lot bigger
"Bro, wtf, lady!" Why was that the funniest shit to me?
New Nikko Ortiz video right after school? Let’s go
Me too
Do you watch him live on twitch or TH-cam in the evening
@@maryjane4432 don’t use twitch sadly
@@maryjane4432I watch him on both
2:34, yeah by our standards thats pretty small, that spider hasnt even got big enough to have its health bar above it yet
Most definitely. I had one in my donger yesterday that had a _purple_ healthbar above it and I heard boss music....IN LATIN.....
@@Benwut just give up
2:32 - Can confirm, that's a tiny spider for Australia.
Love when Nikko posts
"Nice try you Fing Fed" - Nikko Ortiz Ex Fed
7:04 HEY I KNOW THAT SEABEE THATS ME 😂
HAHA I have a permanent thumbs up from a tank injury, not my tank but a loaders hatch crushed my thumb
"My dad served there" is really taking shooting your shot to a different level.
My greatest contraption was a fridge with a broken door that I made into a ac unit
I became the 1st Marine in my family's history. Wish I would've listened to my dad and every other soldier in my heritage since the Civil War
The cups are indeed plastic now, and privates still found a way to break that shit when I was going through.
Youre being demoted because your Hemmitt wasnt wearing its PT belt when you ran into the other Hemmitt lmao
I love watching these especially before I head to meps. I have to just finish my ged math but after that my sergeant is gonna run me through the rest, but I love having these as a support to not worry and to also be cautious when I head out! Dad loves these too so he's hoping his little girl just is okay at the end!
Yo nikko 3:37 that’s Sherman my friend yo 😂 that’s so damn cool
my little brother picked up a DI's campaign cover in basic; he was eviscerated by like 10 DIs
I LOVED THE ERIKA SOUND AS SOON AS HE PUT UP HIS HAND
The cable got me 😂😂😂
You’re literally the best TH-camr I’ve ever watched
I love nikko vids
Man I got a 92 on the mini asvab and the recruiter was hung up on a Marijuana possession conviction lol
Yo Wsg nikko love your stuff btw I recently started filling out paper work for the army so that’s fun
You always make me laugh 😂
I love Nikko, you're so funny.
Thanks Nikko!
5:48 when i was in jail i made a tattoo gun with a pen, desk fan and a sewing needle
8:26 my brother was a tank driver in the U.S. Army and the main reason he wanted to do be one was because he loved tanks. But he got into an accident while working on the tanks and now he can't go back and drive them again. Also, he never stops talking about how a tank works and how it feels to drive them.
I thought everything was plastic cuz we all dumb Nikko 🤣
i always said if im dying, im dying with a cig in my mouth
Sock + water bottle inside it + water on sock + hanging it up = coolish water 🤣
Love these vids 😂😂Miss the branches.
I've been to boot camp and prison it's crazy how much they have in common. It's crazy.
Went to basic in 1990, we had plastic coffee cups(couldn't drink coffee) and had plastic juice cups(2 sips and it's gone).
Aww that spider was a baby huntsman he just wants to be your friend
your videos always succeed to make me laugh. Keep up the good work
My son was told airborne diesel engine & generators repair. When they finished everything and was sending him to a base the airborne “paperwork” was lost and they held him up for 3-4 weeks deciding his final duty station which ended up being El Paso in fucking July😂. But he realized he missed home more than he expected. And he missed grass & trees. 😂
Bro my Automotive Mechanic teacher was ex engineer for Air Force and he was like “yeah Military money is awesome from day one” u could’ve sworn he was a recruiter for the military with how much he was trying to sell me. And guess what: my dumbass listened.
Nikko you are the best bro
2:45 can confirm that’s how they live at the US joint AF base in Belle Chasse Louisiana
Love your videos g
That's a baby Huntsman spider. lol
Best youtuber🔥
😭 I just finished BMT yes all the cups are red and plastic but we still have the plates that can break and the Instructors do all run up to you and yell DONT TOUCH IT! DONT TOUCH IT!
That’s a baby spider here in Texas too 😂
1:00 that was me guys... sorry
Skill issue
@@Bavarianranker it was a joke buddy
Good As Always
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Rah ra
Ra Ra Ra!!!@@anthonyschroepfer5776
No, harder faster aye aye sir is the diddy for when you scudz the floor before lights out😂
0:40 isn't British army, it's a cadet. A teenager in a social club playing pretend.
Nah mate that was someone in Stafford when they had a pride parade a couple weeks ago
Just a private in the Signals lol.
That do not disconnect it got me good. lol
Ain't no one talking about how that dude shot the drone down with his FIRST SHOT?!
Almost at 3 mil. 🎉🎉🎉
I once went to a national guard base and the porta john at the CQB training area had "How many drakes would you suck in here" cut into the door
Graduated 12B OSUT on Aug 30th and all the cups are plastic at FT LeonardWood
@4:38, you're telling her to calm down? We see the cord running up her pants leg...you don't know where its going. Now do you???
Nikko!!!! I’m signing my contract tomorrow for the navy
Hi Nikko will there be reaction to Czech Army training in the future?
Nikko your scaring the youngings😂
nikko is 🔥
10:23 I can attest to that, I’m a 31B here at fort leonardwood and they are indeed plastic cups.
Um the Russian called the drone Cyka.
Its because he was a Russian
Dude I remember trying to avoid shrapnel in the face.
Best thing i ever made?... made my own pocket puzzy one time....
Amazing video
That spider was just a male huntsman, the females are bigger, but they're actually chill and we let them cruise around to light up the more annoying stuff.
Best video ever
A dart blaster for a spider like that? Nah, that's Rival territory. That round ball doesn't fuck around, I'd bet on it for something like that.
i love your vids cringe laugh laugh and repeat
No joke, that is a pretty small huntsman spider. I have one living in my house that eats all the gecko's and occasional cockroach. Don't even charge him rent.
Pole dancing with the branches
Fr fr
Wassup baddie daddie nikko
Hi Nikko
im not even lying my dads nickname in germany was flatline fister. The reason he got call the flatline fister is because in germany he died but they brought him back. Pretty funny story
My dad told me he wasn’t going to my graduation because my mom was coming. He showed up anyway 😂.
The Marines in the I can’t sag my pants vid all caught a 6105 😂 we all got fucked up for that
Greatest contraption; wool blanket shower sauna.
I think girlfriend has been tased before. She took it better than most guys 😂
The front truck is a wrecker. Probrably messed up a recovery
the dfac cups in the army have been plastic when i went through in the 90s maybe air force still has glass or the hospital but basic Dfac has been plastic fr quite a while
I scored very high on the ASVAB. My MOS(44C) was so obscure my Sr DI told me he had to look it up. It kinda sucks because basic gives you that killer mindset and you get all hopped up then they hand you a pen and adding machine. And you’re left standing there like why did I have to go through all that shit in August in South Georgia then never get to do cool shit
All the cups are plastic but they still yell at you not to pick them or utensils up if you drop them.
5:10 i can confirm the CO did not love it💀
Yes the cups are plastic now. Actually, we have sippy cups in the coast guard.
FYI the bathroom showdown was in camp Ripley MN
Tell a Marine Corporal that they aren’t technically an NCO
Here in canada at the mess the cups are paper or plastic. Doesn't matter if it's basic or a posting. 😂
The latrine shower area is the staging area at The National Training Center at Fort Irwin California.
Just your average admin moment.
I went thru basic at Ft Sill in 1991 and I am pretty sure all the cups and plates were plastic then, because yeah all new privates are spazzy.
I pulled a 90 on asvab going back to sign a contract tomorrow. should be a good time
I like this one 👍
Me- feeling the call to join again
Nikko: mil fails 😏
Hey niko ypu should definitely watch the swedish jägare series