@@eloraandkhan3288 Your right about that even though my brain went to bugs bunny and the pig from loony toons but your right. It is Donald who she sounds like. All I knew is that she sounded like someone off of loony toons.
Love how the woman is like “I used to be an EMT and people died because my answering machine was full”. Ma’am, why are the emergency calls going to the answering machine?
"The police are listening in, I just heard a click" That was one of your screws working loose, lady - or even looser If the police HAD been listening in, they'd have sent for a straitjacket
As the wild Karen tries to sue a guy for calling her accidentally she tries the common shouts, but does not work so she tries the OOOOOOUUUUU, that doesn’t work, so she tries quote unquote arresting him. Thank you for watching Jason news
Alex is an absolute god. No contest. "Your wife will leave you." "I'm not married" "What was this about you having a family?! You were lying when you said you had children?" "I never said I had any children." "I asked if you had a family, and you said 'yeah!'" "Everybody has a family, ma'am. I mean, it's not just the children."
@@Srade2412 I loved his chuckle at it all. Like, you know as soon as she hangs up, he's going to forward the recording to his supervisor and all his friends with a little, "Thought you could use a chuckle to brighten your day. :-D" note.
"G̶̝͖̤͈̝͕͖̱̝̥͂́̓̌͂̐̑̅́̇͛̐̚͝͝Ǒ̸̢̡̻͙̞̫̜͔͚̭̙̫͓͎̺̈́̈̑̈͜͜͠͠W̸̡̡̩͔͓͕̠̪͎͍̟̰̰̟͈̉͌͗̅͜͠͠͝ͅ ̶̜͉̳̙͙̳̈͐̆̓̌̐͑̓̋R̸̡̛̮͍͇͉̙̱̤̲͉̤̲̫̓̔R̶͕͎͚̘͐̕Á̴̛̞̥̰͊͐́̑̄̎̓̚G̴̨̭̖̲̜͚̻̪͒͆̍̐͌̓͑̾̇͗̒͋͜͝H̵̯̳̮̪̠͕̺̞̙̟̆̓͑̍H̴̠̐̑̌̀̈́̆͑̈͊̿̏̄̈́͝͝ ̷̨̨̛̯̪̻̮̼̥̻̗̙͈͆̓̉̈́̂̆͆̂̉̾͊̂̍͋̆͠ͅS̷̨̡̛͖̪̝̝̩̳̯̣̬̬̥̺̣͗̆̀̽̑͒̀̒͒̐̂̕͝͠ͅͅḨ̸̩̫̬̦̯͔̽͂̐̈́̽̒̈́̎͗̔̓͒̋S̷̡̡̬̖̳̱͋͛͑̉̀͛̿͊̈́̕͝Ą̷̡͚͇̩̳͔̖̒̀͂̑̀ YOU SAID YOU HAD A FAMILY"
Karen: You'll get calls every 5 minutes for the rest of your life and you're okay with that? Alex: it doesn't bother me ma'am *silence* Karen: Okay so you're an abuser-
Funny story: My brother and I used to work for a call center (to clarify, we only took incoming calls, not outgoing) and he had a customer who got all pissy because he hadn't paid his phone bill for three months and when my brother explained to him, the customer threatened to kill his wife and kids. My brother was single (still is, to my knowledge) and has no kids so he just told the entitled customer, "Well sir, if you find my wife and kids, you be sure to let me know."
Well... after listening to this I wonder how mine didn't burst from laughting while listening and how those poor employees survive such calls and don't end up keeping an airhorn on the desk to honk into the phone at entitled Karens freaking out...
I find it funny how she said the police are listening and yet she is blowing up saying threats saying false accusations that the police will be after her if they were actually listening
I work in a call center and you won't believe how much we answer calls like this. Hands down to Alex. I can't even be that calm when taking this kind of calls. Guys, we're also just people working on the phone. Please treat us as such. Kindly. Thank you! :) More power to you rslash!!!
As an architects perspective “So you don’t get mad about company’s calling you and asking for building designs all the time?” “It doesn’t bother me to be honest ma’am” “OK SO YOU ARE AN ABUSER!”
@@LunarDecember NO. He said "OK." but never called her anything. He was the soul of politeness. Which just made her even more angry. Angry people, who are itching for a fight, will get even more angry when you won't fight with them.
@@AuntLoopy123 I know how angry people work lol. I about died throughout the whole thing. I wasn't sure cause I wheezed through half of it XD. Oh, but just imagine for a moment, he actually said "ok BOOMER" her reaction would have been hysterical. Alex is a hero.
Saying that she’s an EMT and then part of an organization to take down telemarketers. Continuing to harass and insult this dude and threatening him when the “police are listening” which is obviously a lie
I was laughing because not only did she say the police are listening, but also that she was supposed to get his lay name to call the cops to inform them. Wait, I thought they were listening though.....
Man, that lady in the call recording made me lose a few brain cells. Like, wtf? And the fact that Alex is so calm. I probably would have a massive panic attack cuz I cannot handle being yelled at like that. It was entertaining but damn!
I'm going to have to say I love the telemarketer at the end of the story. The women losing her mind is probably one of the funniest things I've every heard. And the whole dang time he was able keep a calm head, props man.
Yeah the scientist from the secret government labs in all those alien movies should take her and dissect her to try to figure out what's wrong with her, she might be the first victim that some 11 year old boy doesn't try to hide from them
So you were lying this whole time about having a family??? Disregarding your parents as also a family member and therefore constituting your household as a family??? The horror!!!
@@robrogers8212 I'd have given the name Luci Morningstar. Aka, the angel of the morning star, aka the angel of Venus, aka the devil. Or my alternative, Merlinus Ambrosius, aka Merlin the Magician.
Honestly I think it's a good thing they are on the phone less. even at home. these days even kids play on phones over going outside. it's nice to see people are still out there who are not hooked to phones. she makes it sound like c rime to not be on a phone. I don't even pick up my phone if it rings right away. if I know the number, sure but if not let it ring or hang up on it.
Its either a demon wants out or she is a demon herself. And either way she needs go, and she needs to just rot in the ground alongside with her stupidity.
@@ailospjellok7475 I think she might not actually be "gasping" but just trying to suck in enough air to go off on that poor guy again. And again. Oh boy, lungs like a scooba diver.
I honestly wouldn't have been surprised if he was actually messing around on facebook or something else during most of that with how little he cared about the abuse she was throwing at him.
My cousin worked at a call centre. He told me it's quite common to recieve angry customers foaming at the mouth, and that customer support has to be calm and polite at all times. Secret: they just mute their mic and swear and laugh at you. Sometimes they put the call on speaker so their coworkers can join the fun.
That Karen was completely shocked that her threat and insult wouldnt work when “he wasn’t married” and it was biblical to witness 😂 the whole clip was biblical 🤣
Does she react like this whenever anyone calls her? Phones rings: Her: what do you want murderer, rapist, terrorist?! Person on phone: ... this is your boss... dont come into work today or ever again, you're fired
MrMemePad actually my first name is Karen and no, I am NOT a part of the psycho Karen tribe!! I’m actually just the opposite and get walked over all the time. I’m a very kind hearted person and have only ever snapped was when I was married to a man that thought I was his personal punching bag!! He would beat the hell out of me and call me every name in the book!! I would cry myself to sleep at night and wonder how he could just turn on me! One thing I can say, is that he taught me how to fight and eventually I was beating him as hard as he was beating me!! Then he would wake up in the morning hurting all over and tell me that we needed to stop beating on each other! I would constantly tell him that I didn’t start it, HE did!! Then later on in the day he would get his boxers all in a wad and start all over again!! I finally found out that while I was at work, he would go to his mom’s house telling her that he needed money for cigarettes and whatever else. He would then go to the liquor store and load up on booze and hide it all around the house. I worked from 8am to 11pm and when I would come home he would immediately start in on me saying that I wasn’t at work, I was out cheating on him and I was a slut and home wrecker, etc, then the beatings would begin!!! The funniest part though??? He would call me at my work number 5+ times a day and make sure I was working! Then he would say that my coworkers who answered the phone were covering up what I was actually doing and he knew I was out cheating. So one day I told him, “yep you’re absolutely right! On my breaks and lunch I’m having sex and giving BJ’s in the dumpster!! What a complete and total ass!! It’s a wonder that I made it out of that marriage alive!! But I still have a scar from my lip to my nose where he kicked me dead in the face with cowboy steel tip boots on. Lucky me!!! That and some other scars remind me daily that I’m glad to still be alive!!!
I like how she's an EMT and her answering machine got full so people died. Like, if they got to your answering machine, you're not going to hear it anyway.
Angie Kisa that, that is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence. But if course, this is a Karen, so the silence comes first, then the unholy screaming.
Mark Clements to be fair, those telemarketers deserve this kind of treatment. Most people don’t buy anything over the phone and there are way too much scam calls for anyone to treat them seriously
"Give me your last name." "I don't give my last name." "DIFNFHFIHFFHI YOU CALLED MY HOUSE ALEX! *gaaaaaaaaasp* THEN LET ME TALK TO YOUR SUPERVISOR. THE POLICE ARE LISTENING!"
I feel like she was in the middle of having a mental breakdown, no seriously a telemarketer calls her you just hang up normally but she just completely unloads on someone who she has never met.
Well she's not entirely wrong. He should be required to give his full name so she can look him up & call/harrass him at his home and try to sell him shit he never asked for.
I'm surprised it took him that long to laugh. I mean he probably hears all sorts of crazy and rage so maybe he's numb to it, but I was laughing just a couple minutes in.
As someone whose mom was a telemarketer for like two weeks before quitting bc of the absolute bs they have to go through, I feel for Alex. He's def not paid enough for this.
"What about your kids" "I don't have kids" "Oh so you were lying about having a family" "I wasn't lying" "But you said you had a family" "Everyone has a family ma'am" 😂😂😂😂😂
Woman: Gime me your last name
Telemarketer: *Softly* No
Woman: *Demonic screeching*
😂😂😂😂
"No"
*ANGRY BOOMER NOISES*
Person: (softly) no.
Entitled Person: every Jurassic Park move plays at once !!
She is summoning her entitled child
No not her demon spawn
Karen: **Unholy screaming**
Alex: **Literally the chillest man on earth**
Yes
He must have the Karen antibodies
She goes:OOOOOOHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWWHWHWW
i would have hanged up in like 4 seconds in holy bananas, this guy has patience.
God bless Alex for keeping calm against the spawn of satan.
Alex isn't the hero we deserve, but he's the one we need.
Alexxxxxxx were are you WE NEED YOU
Hi I'm Alex but A different Alex
My brothers Alex but a different Alex
*Insert Batman with his face on it*
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"your wife will leave you" "I'm not married" had me laughing my ass off
Timestamp
Timestamp: 22:05
Lmfao
Telemarketer: "I don't give my last name."
Karen: *Is possessed by satan himself*
not even Satan would possess her
I honestly thoght that she did an imitation of some kind of horror movie or something
I think she was possessed by Donald Duck lol
THE GASP THO XD
@@eloraandkhan3288 Your right about that even though my brain went to bugs bunny and the pig from loony toons but your right. It is Donald who she sounds like. All I knew is that she sounded like someone off of loony toons.
Love how the woman is like “I used to be an EMT and people died because my answering machine was full”. Ma’am, why are the emergency calls going to the answering machine?
Exactly
Yeah..... Strange.
Fake EMT: INCOHERENT DEMON SCREECH
I thought EMT had pagers in case you can't be reached by phone
.sophie. LOL
Alex: “I am not married maam.”
Karen: **HIGH PITCHED DEMONIC SCREAMING**
Maybe she was trying to use a mating call?
Honestly, she sounds more like a Helen lmao.
@@deadrunners5937 oh...is there something wrong with Helen's?😂
She is not a demon she is just so full of shit she screems when she runs out of bullshit to say
Satan: holy shit calm down your scaring me
"I hope they play this tape in court someday maam" *chuckling* Alex is a God damn hero
At her competency hearing? Involuntary commitment?
“The police are listening” just imagine the police actually listening and losing their shit 😂
They would be cackling
Maybe they are outside and are crying from laughter 😂 and are going to arrest the lady
@@lizfritz6546 same!😂
"The police are listening in, I just heard a click" That was one of your screws working loose, lady - or even looser
If the police HAD been listening in, they'd have sent for a straitjacket
The police probably made copies of said tape so they could have some entertainment on slow nights...
Telemarketer: "I dont give my last name"
Karen: Gets hit by a blue shell in mario kart
Sinister Picklez me when i die on a hardcore Minecraft world
Ohhhhhh , That's what that sound is
"I don't give my name"
Entitled person: Auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
**confused screaming**
Finally get to hear the call of a wild Karen in its natural habitat.
As the wild Karen tries to sue a guy for calling her accidentally she tries the common shouts, but does not work so she tries the OOOOOOUUUUU, that doesn’t work, so she tries quote unquote arresting him. Thank you for watching Jason news
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me to
Hehe
"Call"
Cronky it's a dumb ass entitled in her natural habitat. The talk with a manager
Regarding the telemarketer abuse...as a fellow Alex, the very fact that I share a given name with this man has tripled my self-esteem.
Entitled lady: *screeching about some bs*
Telemarketer: *softly* ok
Boomer
You forgot boomer at the end bro
Then more screening by the Karen
Karen: so... so...so....so....so GAAAAASP
OP: I hope this is played in court ma’am
XD
everybody:
Entitled Lady: Screeeech!!!!!
Alex: uh huh...
Alex is an absolute god. No contest.
"Your wife will leave you."
"I'm not married"
"What was this about you having a family?! You were lying when you said you had children?"
"I never said I had any children."
"I asked if you had a family, and you said 'yeah!'"
"Everybody has a family, ma'am. I mean, it's not just the children."
NylaTheWolf Don’t forget “A rapist?? That seems like a pretty harsh accusation...” God bless this poor man 😩
I don't think anyone else would have the patience he did
I like how Alex had said this calmly while the Entitled lady was screaming
He is just amazing. Doing the world a service
@@EternalLostsEternalHell your right
I love how alex is legit the most calm person ever, while karen is demonicly screaming
As someone that worked in a call center, we laugh 😅😂 and we bash everyone after, it's fun
I just wish I could just Thanos snap everyone who sounds like that out of existence just out of sheer annoyance
IKR I wish i had half his patience
Alex: no
Karen: axjfucivuccihoidkggigifuhåpgifysglhpjifugpnäåhiug
Funniest sh*t i ever heard
Yeah
Man I really wish Alex had responded with “M’am, this is a Wendy’s”
"Your taxes are going to be audited."
"That sounds like a threat to me."
I want to meet this Alex. He sounds like a badass.
TrioHorrorProduction Alex is the hero we need but not the one we deserve
i love how he just doesn't care he gets called a terrorist
@@Srade2412 I loved his chuckle at it all. Like, you know as soon as she hangs up, he's going to forward the recording to his supervisor and all his friends with a little, "Thought you could use a chuckle to brighten your day. :-D" note.
Good luck making that happen, lady.
Alex is a badass and how tf does she sound like she’s a squeaker from a mw2 lobby
Woman: gimme your last name
Telemarketer: nah
Woman: *becomes donald duck*
So far my favorite comment!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Llooooolll
Haven't got to that part yet still lmao just by reading this
I died
Tbh Donald is more legible than whatever this demon portal spewed out
"Your wife will leave you."
"I'm not married, ma'am."
"G̶̝͖̤͈̝͕͖̱̝̥͂́̓̌͂̐̑̅́̇͛̐̚͝͝Ǒ̸̢̡̻͙̞̫̜͔͚̭̙̫͓͎̺̈́̈̑̈͜͜͠͠W̸̡̡̩͔͓͕̠̪͎͍̟̰̰̟͈̉͌͗̅͜͠͠͝ͅ ̶̜͉̳̙͙̳̈͐̆̓̌̐͑̓̋R̸̡̛̮͍͇͉̙̱̤̲͉̤̲̫̓̔R̶͕͎͚̘͐̕Á̴̛̞̥̰͊͐́̑̄̎̓̚G̴̨̭̖̲̜͚̻̪͒͆̍̐͌̓͑̾̇͗̒͋͜͝H̵̯̳̮̪̠͕̺̞̙̟̆̓͑̍H̴̠̐̑̌̀̈́̆͑̈͊̿̏̄̈́͝͝ ̷̨̨̛̯̪̻̮̼̥̻̗̙͈͆̓̉̈́̂̆͆̂̉̾͊̂̍͋̆͠ͅS̷̨̡̛͖̪̝̝̩̳̯̣̬̬̥̺̣͗̆̀̽̑͒̀̒͒̐̂̕͝͠ͅͅḨ̸̩̫̬̦̯͔̽͂̐̈́̽̒̈́̎͗̔̓͒̋S̷̡̡̬̖̳̱͋͛͑̉̀͛̿͊̈́̕͝Ą̷̡͚͇̩̳͔̖̒̀͂̑̀ YOU SAID YOU HAD A FAMILY"
Best. One liner. Ever
ǁ੭⚍ ᓭɾ¦⟍̅ ǁ੭⚍ ⍑ɾ⟍̅ ɾ family ǁ੭⚍ ɾᓭᓭ “angry Karen noises” ⧶੭¦ᓭᒷᓭ ੭⎓ ⅂⍑ᒷ ⟍̅ᒷ⍊¦ꖎ
Karen: You'll get calls every 5 minutes for the rest of your life and you're okay with that?
Alex: it doesn't bother me ma'am
*silence*
Karen: Okay so you're an abuser-
Karen: “Your wife will leave you” Telemarketer: “I’m not married”
Funny story: My brother and I used to work for a call center (to clarify, we only took incoming calls, not outgoing) and he had a customer who got all pissy because he hadn't paid his phone bill for three months and when my brother explained to him, the customer threatened to kill his wife and kids. My brother was single (still is, to my knowledge) and has no kids so he just told the entitled customer, "Well sir, if you find my wife and kids, you be sure to let me know."
😂
“What’s the diagnosis, doctor?”
“Ruptured appendix... due to TELEMARKETING”
Well... after listening to this I wonder how mine didn't burst from laughting while listening and how those poor employees survive such calls and don't end up keeping an airhorn on the desk to honk into the phone at entitled Karens freaking out...
I bet the woman doesn't even know what an appendix rupture is or what causes it
Rachael Hall DUN DUN DUUUUUN!!
He missed the clinicly insane part doh.. She should consider a new doctor..
"how long do I have to live?"
“****** **** **”
“Ok”
“Demonic screeching”
“0k”
“Inaudible”
“ok”
“Frantic threats that make no sense”
“oK”
Ok
I find it funny how she said the police are listening and yet she is blowing up saying threats saying false accusations that the police will be after her if they were actually listening
@Drake VanHoesen I love how the telemarketer was like Chad from Saturday Night Live...
Yeah
Ok
Cool
Alright
That is every entitled parent when they don’t get their way.
Insert Saitama here. lol
I work in a call center and you won't believe how much we answer calls like this. Hands down to Alex. I can't even be that calm when taking this kind of calls. Guys, we're also just people working on the phone. Please treat us as such. Kindly. Thank you! :) More power to you rslash!!!
“It doesn’t bother me, mam.”
“OK, SO YOU’RE AN ABUSER-“
Basically
I died 😂😂😂
this is obviously very solid logic😂
Family: Gets constant calls
Alex: just chilling out
Lady: Constant demonic screeching
As an architects perspective
“So you don’t get mad about company’s calling you and asking for building designs all the time?”
“It doesn’t bother me to be honest ma’am”
“OK SO YOU ARE AN ABUSER!”
“The police are listening”
“Okay, boomer”
“REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
Wait, did he actually say that?
@@LunarDecember NO. He said "OK." but never called her anything. He was the soul of politeness. Which just made her even more angry.
Angry people, who are itching for a fight, will get even more angry when you won't fight with them.
@@AuntLoopy123 I know how angry people work lol. I about died throughout the whole thing. I wasn't sure cause I wheezed through half of it XD. Oh, but just imagine for a moment, he actually said "ok BOOMER" her reaction would have been hysterical.
Alex is a hero.
"the police are listening"
*threatens family and acts like she's on drugs*
She probably is on drugs from what I was hearing lol
Saying that she’s an EMT and then part of an organization to take down telemarketers. Continuing to harass and insult this dude and threatening him when the “police are listening” which is obviously a lie
I was laughing because not only did she say the police are listening, but also that she was supposed to get his lay name to call the cops to inform them. Wait, I thought they were listening though.....
“I hope they play this tape in court one day, ma’am”
IM CRACKING UP LMAO
"your worst than war criminals because you called my house" Alex is a saint
Indeed
there is a special place in hell for that Karan
“Give me your last name”
“no”
“SPREEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
She channeled her inner Karen.
She's trying to go Super Sayan (I probably didn't spell that correctly...but whatever)
What's your last name?
I'm not giving you my last name.
* Surprised Pikachu face
Thats what that was I was like what in the hply fuck is wrong with her
People can DRMMRXGRGFGNFXYHR! People can...
You are hthrj5xr5xjtrdy4jrdrxegj3jxrxmgrjxyryj!
I can only imagine Alex sitting there playing angry birds on his phone the whole time
I would be playing angry birds too
I’d be playing minecraft
As someone that worked in a call center, we do 😂
Video goes static, as it screams, when it returns, he is ironing a shirt.. xD
I will play nuclear war
That phone call got me laughing so hard I was actually crying. She was tripping on some next level stuff.
Karen: “chew out telemarketer for stupid call and calls him names”
Alex: “ok”
*insert saitama ok meme*
I did not know that there were telephones in the patient rooms at the hospital for the criminally insane.
Fact: that woman inhales 22% of Earth's oxygen every time she gasps like that.
at this rate the earth is going to increase in temperature XD
That means we Gonna die if she screams forever
Blaziken And blazer or bnb they say to this day that karen is still screaming. You can hear the echos of her screams lol
🤣
Amazing
Alex is dope, he’s got the patience of a monk
Yes he does. I would've told that heffa to shove it where the sun dont shine.
Be more like Alex
Yeah I would have gone balistic on her. And this EMT bs would get her reported.
She sounded like the bomb that hit Nagasaki
This guy has so much patience that a Monk’s patience looks like child’s play.
I like how the Telemarketer is like : Im not being paid for your sh*t
This is the only time you'll actually be on the side of a telemarketer.
ok😐
Rob Rosenberg yep
Yeah
*F r i c k y e s*
Right
The Karen: “your children will have to deal with constant phone ringing and your wife will leave you”
Alex: *Bold Of you to assume I have a family*
Alex=Batman
Karen: I will make your phone ring forever
Me: Ok I will put it on silent then
Karen: W-W-W WHAT
Correction
*Bold of you to assume i have children
He said that he had a family and that everyone had a family
You’re so close to 666 likes 😀
@@katsudon3197 thank you for letting me know kind sir
Telemarketer: *says something*
Karen: *releases a mighty demonic Donald Duck esc screech*
Lol ur right
demonic screech crossed with pterodactyl.
Esque.
Not esc. Lol.
That’s too ducking good mate
Telemarketer says ok and yeah the whole time
Man, that lady in the call recording made me lose a few brain cells. Like, wtf? And the fact that Alex is so calm. I probably would have a massive panic attack cuz I cannot handle being yelled at like that. It was entertaining but damn!
"Give me your last name"
"no"
*"DEMONIC SCREECHING"*
SHWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Demonic screeching is close but she's actually summoning the demon and she is not a demon just some wannabe
*"HOW DARE YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO PRIVACY?!"*
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I heard a REEEE!
Karen - "Your wife will leave you."
Dude - "I'm not married."
Karen - awkward pause...
Karen *hears you have a family*
Also Karen: your wife will leave you!
Alex: 1. I'm not married, 2. And what if I have a male partner?
*dramatic gasp*
Alex: *Unleashes the calmness of an experienced telemarketer.*
Karen: *Error 404 sanity not found.*
*insert dialup noise*
Karen: *Unintelligible Rambling followed by Unholy Karen Screech*
She never had sanity to begin with lmao
I'm going to have to say I love the telemarketer at the end of the story. The women losing her mind is probably one of the funniest things I've every heard. And the whole dang time he was able keep a calm head, props man.
Telemarketer: "...ok."
Entitled Lady: *confused demonic screaming*
screeching**
true..true..
Can someone please tell me why the guy is still talking to that... annoying CREATURE who's clearly acting batshit insane?😂😂
@@ommakilm8970 some companies wont let you hang up unless they hang up first
@@ommakilm8970 I like to think he wanted to have this recording for a rainy day
She friggin screeches so much that the auto generated caption can’t even detect what she was yelling
Yeah, its funny tho
EnderBoii Dora “My hostage has been broken into.”
True, but auto generated captions are trash
The women on the phone is what my sleep paralysis demon would sound like
how DARE you lay there and stair at me! dont you know who i am!? people have died cause you wont wake up you lazy little shit
No, even the sleep paralysis demon would run when she spoke
So it sounds like earape? Noice. Real noice.👌👌👌
That call activated every mental disorder I have all at once just to perceive the level of insanity that woman reached. Wow.
Karen: "YOU WILL BE RECIEVING CALLS 24/7"
Alex: "That doesn't bother me maam"
Karen: *Error*
Loading....
Generating response...
Error...
Reboot...
Screech authentication...
Karen: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
mission successful...
Generating insults...
Karen: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPIST
ooooooaaaAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH - Karen
SonicSmasher Gaming t zn
Telemarketer: "I don't give my last name"
EM: [screams in batshit crazy]
She was going super saiyan
the sound of the karen saying "OOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" when she tinks of another thing to blame him for is fascinating.
jopal jopal those were my favorite parts I was just like wtf people actually talk like this??? 😂😂😂
@William Cheesewright I just imagined that, too. XD
Yeah the scientist from the secret government labs in all those alien movies should take her and dissect her to try to figure out what's wrong with her, she might be the first victim that some 11 year old boy doesn't try to hide from them
Alex deserves a raise and a position of employee of the month
"your wife will leave you"
"i'm not married"
never once have i thought one can use that line as defense. Alex you are a legend
I’ve won, but at what cost?
Alex deserves an amazing woman to go with his own awesomeness
What was he even being yelled at for anyway?
I'm sure Karen was just like 👁_👁
@@Loaves_of_Cat Being a telemarketer and calling her.
"Your wife will leave you!"
"..I'm not married."
So you were lying this whole time about having a family??? Disregarding your parents as also a family member and therefore constituting your household as a family??? The horror!!!
See? EXACTLY her point! He's too good for women, too good for a man for that matter! She's got NOTHING on that Telemarketer!
R/MURDEREDBYWORDS
I love how calm this guy is. "My name is Alex. I don't give my last name." "okay." "I'm the supervisor." "okay. okay." just so calm, it's hilarious.
He probably gets this a lot
I'd be scared half to death
Pastel_Rains Id scream back lmao.
@@Sweetumskitty1789 lol
He's probably just an introvert like me lol
Alex: I don't give my last name.
Karen: *GETS POSSESSED BY THE DEVILS CHIHUAHUA*
Karen: [unintelligible]
Telemarketer: hmm yes
Hmmm, yes, this psycho is made out of psycho
"I have a list of names of people of who DIED OF CALLS!"
Alex: Well, I think you will have a hard time proving that.
Brycen bauman Karen: *gets visibly triggered*
you mean she has a blank piece of paper😱👀😂
I googled it and unless she is high out of her mind, there is no results
I've got one:
This lady
I'm thinking the little red button on her phone needs to be fixed.
Alex: *exists*
Karen: *HIGH PITCHED DEMONIC SCREAMING*
ok.
New demin from doom
Alex: why do I hear boss music
I love Alex’s voice and he’s so calm while this crazy woman is making possessed noises
Alex: "I don't give out my last name"
Karen: *Chihuahua shrieking*
and then *LE GASP*
@@robrogers8212 I'd have given the name Luci Morningstar.
Aka, the angel of the morning star, aka the angel of Venus, aka the devil.
Or my alternative, Merlinus Ambrosius, aka Merlin the Magician.
she just. turns into a dog for a few seconds at 16:51
I would prefer a chihuahua over that.....
I think she was impersonating sirens 🤣
"YOUR FAMILY LETS THE PHONE RING? YOU SON OF A B**CH!"
Honestly I think it's a good thing they are on the phone less. even at home. these days even kids play on phones over going outside. it's nice to see people are still out there who are not hooked to phones. she makes it sound like c rime to not be on a phone. I don't even pick up my phone if it rings right away. if I know the number, sure but if not let it ring or hang up on it.
The Fox ok boomer
@@ethancummings6548 I'm now a gaint zombie that spits toxic water at people.
I hope somone hets this reference
Why is everytime she gasp it sounds like a demon is crawling out of her
It sounds like demon crawling out of her while she clutches her pearls.
Dylan Phillips because a demon is crawling out of her
@@_justanotherguitarist_1908 I get why it wants to get the hell out of there. 😂😂
Its either a demon wants out or she is a demon herself. And either way she needs go, and she needs to just rot in the ground alongside with her stupidity.
XD KKKKKKKKKK
Alex: *tries to say something*
Karen: *demonic sounds intensifies*
"YOU CALLED MY HOUSE! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE POLICE ARE WAITING!"
That Karen turned feral mid-sentence!
Your comment is gold dude 😂
Holy cow, this lady fucking insane, god help her family members, this woman a fucking raptor ~😂😂😂😂😂😂
Demon on the other end of the phone: *threatening and insulting the human on the phone*
Alex the telemarketer: ok
Demon: *unholy noises
She also sed you are a satenist but she is the real sataist
not unholy noises but GAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSP
@@ailospjellok7475 I think she might not actually be "gasping" but just trying to suck in enough air to go off on that poor guy again. And again. Oh boy, lungs like a scooba diver.
You forgot the un enthused voice lol
I don't understand everything because she talks crazy.
“*light giggling* I hope this tape is played in court one day ma’am”
i love alex. we need more alexes
ugh people My name is Alex
Applaus to alle the Alexes 👏👏👏
21:09 For all of you who want to just enjoy it again :D
Yes give the world more Alex's and less Karen's
My name is Alex
I can not believe the patience that telemarketer had to not cuss her out
Karen: "YoU'rE a LyInG cReUl CrImInAl"
Telemarketer: "Ok"
Alex: ............ok
Saitama: he not bad kid
He has the patience of Ghandi
gumman900 Karen: YOUR FAMILY WILL NEVER HAVE A NORMAL PHONE NUMBER
Alex: Ok. Yep
Actually it’s ok boomer
OMG SHE WAS SAYING THAT LINE AS I READ THIS
"Your wife will leave you"
"I'm not married"
That one got me xD
Ouch
Alex: *just doing his job*
OP: *threatens him, wants personal info, curses, slanders........*
Alex: Ok
Maybe IP for Insane Person
@@ShockingPikachu Yep
The way it sounds it's Alex's phone recording because both are grainy/scratchy
Me: *hides Karen's corpse*
Oops seems I skipped a few steps
Zane Hutchins
Nope I think it ok
Alex is the chillest person on earth
When the woman shouted, she sounded like Donald Duck.
She sounds like a frog to me.
I just finished laughing for 5 minutes after reading this. I can only see Donald Duck on the other end losing it.
woman: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
maybe she is a duck
Hahaha, I wish I can give you more likes.
That telemarketer should be a hostage negotiator. Gotta give him props for staying that calm.
I honestly wouldn't have been surprised if he was actually messing around on facebook or something else during most of that with how little he cared about the abuse she was throwing at him.
The telemarketer probably just had a long day and couldn't give less shits about what that lady said
My cousin worked at a call centre. He told me it's quite common to recieve angry customers foaming at the mouth, and that customer support has to be calm and polite at all times.
Secret: they just mute their mic and swear and laugh at you. Sometimes they put the call on speaker so their coworkers can join the fun.
yeah, makes sense
Anyone else imagine this woman quite literally foaming at the mouth?
Now I do.
I picture foam with each bit of static
I wasn't imaginating them, I was feeling them lol
wilson tiong this shit is what happens with my own mum if I dont Vibe Check her
Giun Braverman like a mix between Rabies and Persona 4
That Karen was completely shocked that her threat and insult wouldnt work when “he wasn’t married” and it was biblical to witness 😂 the whole clip was biblical 🤣
Karen: “YOU CALL PEOPLES HOUSES?!?!???!?”
*Demonic gasp that probably summoned all of the condemned souls from the fiery pits of hell*
she was probably trying to summon satan after sacrificing the souls of the previous telemarketers who dared to call her
Doesn't that karen probably call people's houses?
THE KARENS ARE MURDERERS
Anakena Tejada Swan
That’s a given.
*especially to their antivax children*
See if tour friends call you again
Does she react like this whenever anyone calls her?
Phones rings:
Her: what do you want murderer, rapist, terrorist?!
Person on phone: ... this is your boss... dont come into work today or ever again, you're fired
Karen: The police are ready, what’s your name
Telemarketer: You don’t deserve my name
Karen: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MrMemePad LOL that’s exactly what I was thinking!!! Reeeeeeee!!!!!
Sassy Karen oh nice that’s pretty coo- wait your last name is Karen KAREN!!!!!!!!
@@mrmemepad4986 She is gathering information for the Big Karen Revolution
MrMemePad actually my first name is Karen and no, I am NOT a part of the psycho Karen tribe!! I’m actually just the opposite and get walked over all the time. I’m a very kind hearted person and have only ever snapped was when I was married to a man that thought I was his personal punching bag!! He would beat the hell out of me and call me every name in the book!! I would cry myself to sleep at night and wonder how he could just turn on me! One thing I can say, is that he taught me how to fight and eventually I was beating him as hard as he was beating me!! Then he would wake up in the morning hurting all over and tell me that we needed to stop beating on each other! I would constantly tell him that I didn’t start it, HE did!! Then later on in the day he would get his boxers all in a wad and start all over again!! I finally found out that while I was at work, he would go to his mom’s house telling her that he needed money for cigarettes and whatever else. He would then go to the liquor store and load up on booze and hide it all around the house. I worked from 8am to 11pm and when I would come home he would immediately start in on me saying that I wasn’t at work, I was out cheating on him and I was a slut and home wrecker, etc, then the beatings would begin!!! The funniest part though??? He would call me at my work number 5+ times a day and make sure I was working! Then he would say that my coworkers who answered the phone were covering up what I was actually doing and he knew I was out cheating. So one day I told him, “yep you’re absolutely right! On my breaks and lunch I’m having sex and giving BJ’s in the dumpster!! What a complete and total ass!! It’s a wonder that I made it out of that marriage alive!! But I still have a scar from my lip to my nose where he kicked me dead in the face with cowboy steel tip boots on. Lucky me!!! That and some other scars remind me daily that I’m glad to still be alive!!!
Sassy Karen shit, that’s a noice love story
"I hope they play this tape in court one day, mam" Alex says while laughing.
Alex, if you're reading this.... you are my hero.
"and people cannot call their ambulances"
she says while still yelling at him and wasting time
Yeah, because no one can ever hang up on a telemarketer so they can call an ambulance.
I like how she's an EMT and her answering machine got full so people died. Like, if they got to your answering machine, you're not going to hear it anyway.
Telemarketer: **calls house**
Karen: OMG MURDERER **DEMONIC SCREECHING**
She needs an exorcism
Man I don't like telemarketing but dang that woman. My dad just says to take him and my mom off the list and hangs up, no fanfare and no swearing
@@shankhadeeproy5791 Even the exorcist is afraid of her
Me: Hello, Ghostbusters, you gotta deal with Satan's sprit
Palps what are you doing in the comments?😳😂
Entitled woman: “YoUrE a LyInG cRuEl CrImInAl”
Alex: “okey”
Bro, the guy is a monument of “not giving a fuck”
Too the person in the second story, as a member of that church, I am sorry you had to deal with that side of it.
Karen: The cops are listening! *proceeds to threaten and abuse a telemarketer*
"You have caused me stress, so I'm allowed to call you every insult."
Threatens his family and friends
Legal threats 😋
@Kendall Worthington not even hell would take her tbh
This is why they say “These calls are monitored for quality and training purposes.”
Alex: says something chill.....
Karen:*silence* then unholy screeching
Angie Kisa that, that is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence. But if course, this is a Karen, so the silence comes first, then the unholy screaming.
More like * silence then unholy screeching *
Kaeley Lyons omg that’s from llamas with hats 😂😂😂
That screeching was so bad the phone line just gave up. I feel bad for the guy and that phone
Psycho Edits it is!!
Bro this guy needs a raise for his exemplary work! This guy literally sat through 15 minutes of that shit and kept his cool.
I’ve never hear the banshee scream of a Karen before, it’s more terrifying then I ever imagined
Harfey one you hear it you can’t unhear those banshee screams
Karen: "You hurt people for a living!!!!"
Telemarketer: *probably just thinking about how he could sell the next solar panel or something*
It hurts her pockets on gas for cars how dare you v:
More accurately...
Telemarketer: So totally not giving a f--- wondering how much RSlash would love this.
Ok boomer
Mark Clements to be fair, those telemarketers deserve this kind of treatment. Most people don’t buy anything over the phone and there are way too much scam calls for anyone to treat them seriously
"Give me your last name."
"I don't give my last name."
"DIFNFHFIHFFHI YOU CALLED MY HOUSE ALEX! *gaaaaaaaaasp* THEN LET ME TALK TO YOUR SUPERVISOR. THE POLICE ARE LISTENING!"
"I actually am a supervisor at this company."
*SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED*
“You called my number! *GAAAAAAAAAAASP* ”
I feel like she was in the middle of having a mental breakdown, no seriously a telemarketer calls her you just hang up normally but she just completely unloads on someone who she has never met.
Well she's not entirely wrong. He should be required to give his full name so she can look him up & call/harrass him at his home and try to sell him shit he never asked for.
"Give me your last name."
CHOOSE:
"I don't have a last name." or "What the fuck is a last name"
That telemarketer has the temperance of a saint. I was laughing my ass off.
I think he was laughing on the inside.
Telemarketer: "I really hope they play this tape someday in court ma'am"
Karen: ... ... ... ???
Telemarketer: laughs, as we laugh with him
I did not hear him laughing there probably because I was laughing XD
Telemarketer: (acting like Saitama) Ok
I legit lost it laughing when he said that
I'm surprised it took him that long to laugh. I mean he probably hears all sorts of crazy and rage so maybe he's numb to it, but I was laughing just a couple minutes in.
Her: “we have deaths because of calls”
In my head: r/murderedbywords
Sea Turtle3 “people who have miscarriages” like girl whatttttt how 😂
(Inhales) *Literally*
Her; what’s your name?
Alex: Alex
Her: YELLS IN SATAN
😂
but my name is also Alex ;~;
holy the likes
......should I change my name then?
As someone whose mom was a telemarketer for like two weeks before quitting bc of the absolute bs they have to go through, I feel for Alex. He's def not paid enough for this.
Alex: “I don’t give my last name-”
Karen: *implodes*
You’ve heard of exploding kittens, now get ready for: exploding Karens: the card game
@@Pingurocky7 oh god make this a thing
"I hope they play this tape in court someday, ma'am"
- Boss Telemarketer, 2019
I heard that line immediately after I read this
When is this
''Your wife will leave you''
''I'm not married''
*LMAO Almost choked on my own spit*
"What about your kids"
"I don't have kids"
"Oh so you were lying about having a family"
"I wasn't lying"
"But you said you had a family"
"Everyone has a family ma'am"
😂😂😂😂😂
LMFAO
he should've said im gay
Bongocat69 that would have been the best thing ever😂