Also we need Gaud and Pukicho to interact with each other. Like just pure chaos would emit from that interaction and it would only take two words. We need this crossover *NOW*
For the specific curse thing, if anyone within a five mile radius has a food allergy, you now have that food allergy. Good luck trying to eat your peanut butter and jelly sandwich now BRENDA! Are you complaining about food allergy warnings on menus now? The curse lasts a week.
5:00 Reading that post, the voice just gets increasingly more John Mullaney like and I for one love it. Especially because it jumps right back to normal Seymour voice.
5:29 That's what I thought, too. My friend got me into ATLA, and I changed her nickname on messenger to: "That's rough, buddy" And she bamboozles me by changing my name to: "Toph's rock armour eye hole" Took me a couple of moments Y'all She was calling me useless
Actually, if you think about it, the eyeholes for her rock armor is NOT useless. Let me explain. If she were to fully, 100% enclose herself in rock, she would cut herself off from oxygen, and would last probably only a few minutes at most before she passes out. And instead of making an opening for her mouth to breath through, she INSTEAD made one over her eyes. Because if an enemy struck that only weak spot over her mouth, she could lose something important, like her teeth, even biting her tongue. But if they struck and damaged her eyes... what’s the point? She’s already blind and can’t use them! And she can tell when anyone with a blade is near her anyway, so they can’t just stab through it, and I doubt arrows can do much better (since I’m sure she can sense when something is shooting through the air at her, probably not nearly as well compared to something on the ground, but something moving that fast in the air she can probably hear and close the rock over her eyes for a few moments).
@@KHMDarkness But the creators of the show admitted it was a mistake; there was supposed to be a hole for her mouth instead, but someone in the art department didn't get the memo.
5:10 It just occurred to me that it may be because the knight is simulating a knight attacking from a horse. You wouldn't approach someone you want to attack on a horse straight on because you'd crash into them. You'd move kinda perpendicular or parallel to them and attack them from the side while keeping your momentum so you can both hit harder and get away before they can retaliate.
Makes sense. Also bishops were ships so moving diagonally (ie, tacking into the wind) made sense. Then the clergy called the game ungodly because they weren’t represented.
2:31 Fun fact: The supermarket chain Iceland, infamous for ungodly food combinations, released 'Wacky Veg' in 1997, a series of vegetables with improbable flavours. These include chocolate-flavoured carrots, pizza-flavoured sweetcorn, baked-bean-flavoured peas and cheese-and-onion-flavoured cauliflower. Iceland no longer sells Wacky Veg.
@@shiroganekei1620 *not to be that guy but Black Marsh is like the opposite of warm and opposite of sands* *then again if you meant they were travelling together to Elsweyr that's wholesome and I wanna write a fanfic of a khajiit and an argonian slowly becoming friends as they go on an adventure to Elsweyr*
I've been seeing a lot of Hades and Persephone stuff recirculating through the meme land and I'm happy, especially cause I'm getting Lore Olympus withdrawals
FFKonoko she did say some arguably TERFy shit. i'm a bit conflicted on it. blaire made an ok point in defense of jk rowling, but i really only watch her to get the opposite perspective. reminds of of that on tiktok where this girl argues with a terf about trans people being allowed in the women's bathroom specifically. she asked how many cases of actual trans women have ever been inappropriate to someone in the bathroom, and if it was higher than the number of gay women who did something inappropriate. so the terf changes her argument and says "well, then any straight man can put on a wig and go into the women's restroom.". to which she replied, so you're scared of cis men in your bathrooms, not trans women. which of course was met with silence. jk rowling is kinda in that category. she has some valid concerns, but she's directing her concerns to the wrong people. everyone latched onto that yaniv story, b/c it was basically the first recorded instance of a "trans" woman acting inappropriately. i put trans in quotes though, because i'm honestly not sure they really are trans. but every group, once it gets large enough, has a few weirdos in it. there are probably more cases of ciswomen assaulting other women in the bathroom.
it's like the westboro baptist church, they only have like 40 members, but to a large portion of non-christian people, WBC is the face of christianity. it's the crazy minority that always speaks the loudest, and also get more media attention because the media thrives on discord. keeps the eyeballs on longer. she definitely needs a few things explained to her in a nuanced way. i'm not picking a side or saying she's an inherently bad person, but i think she's spent a little too much time in iffy facebook groups.
2:38 Those are Chokos, they grow on vines and have flesh with the consistency of potato and tough skin that sometimes has thorns. They also have virtually no flavour, but are good roasted or fried in thin strips when dipped in mayonnaise.
4:50 I was playing D&D once and I was metagaming so the DM gave my character a curse where every night, all the money in my coin pouch would transform into the next lower denomination without losing its value (so 1 gold would become 10 silver). We were playing with coin weight on so by the end of the campaign I was having to continuously throw out copper pieces.
On the veggie thing Me, a Filipino: They don't have "sayote"? *realizes I don't know what the English of sayote is* Edit: So apparently, it's called mirliton (whut?), choko (choco?), pear squash (understandable), or chayote (yep, so close)
@@gwynnedwards4717 the tale of loss goes as this: once there was this guy who drew comics for a living. They were always dumb little short strips with cheesy jokes and such. Until one day he made a comic where his character ran into a hospital to see someone on a hospital bed. There was no text and no explanation. It was told through four panels and only facial expressions. It became a meme too. A meme so popular that anyone could recognize it even if they just had nothing except for black lines in the same general position as the original.
5:13 This happened to me when I was 6 and my dad woke me up shaking me saying I was screaming in my sleep. Since that dream I can't do or go on anything that gives me the feeling of free-falling or I start crying and screaming uncontrollably. Needless to say, I don't have much fun at amusement parks. And trust me I've tried to go on roller-coasters on dozens of occasions to see if my feelings have changed and I always have a panic attack afterwards.
regarding the falling thing: odds are you've fallen at some point in your life. your brain probably takes that feeling, and just intensifies it and/or lengthens it.
Glud’s posts give so much anxiety that if you already had anxiety, your anxiety would be defeated by the shear mental damage that glud’s post give Edit: glud gives your anxiety a more painful and depressing anxiety
This video: goes Me: "my first girlfriend turned onto the moon." "That's rough buddy." Also me: _is actually laughing out loud to the point where my stomach hurts_
as some one who was injured surviving a significant fall, I can tell you that I dont know how the brain replicates the feeling, but not only does not stop doing that after surviving a fall, but it hits so much harder.
Concerning the "Tuesday" post: "Yesterday was Monday, so you tell me what day it is!" Do this with every day of the week. Make it your new thing. Don't let people see your weakness. Don't let them know. Make them feel inferior for asking because of your own insecurities. Make THEM suffer for your loss. And then, one day, when they least expect it (also: not on a Tuesday), tell them what day it actually is. Enjoy your power of toying with their emotions. Be free.
You, my good pal, have been making me laugh so much after so much disassociating and anxiety and tiredness with your voice acting. Thank you so muchhhhhhhhhhhh
1:55 Ennard energy summed up _ever so nicely_ EDIT (7 months later): I was trying to look up a jpg of the text post, and discovered in the process that adobe-outdesign on Tumblr had the same idea as I did apparently. Please do not think I stole their joke. I do not do that to people I know and care about. Also I saw another post (from incorrect-fnaf-quotes but I saw it a while back) with Michael/Ennard and the Tuesday curse post. Thought that was pretty cool
I have reached a point in life where everyday I come home from work your latest video is the first thing on my TH-cam recommendations and the sole thing I look forward to after a hard day. I don't even have Tumblr. In conclusion, you rock PM.
The Goblin trick from the begining of the video is 100% the reason why DnD players can't stop buying/getting more dices. Shiny cute sparkly piece of plastic make klink klink sound and me like it.
5:19 OMG SOMTHING I CAN RELATE TO THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME THAT I DONT LIKE EITHER! i even had it happen while daydreaming once.... i actually visibly freaked the fuck out! 😨
For anyone curious about it, that green thing from the vegetable post is called a chayote squash. It is a vegetable in the gourd family and we sell them at the grocery store I work at. Also, I didn't even know if it was a fruit or a vegetable when I first ran into them so I literally had to call produce up to the front and ask them what it was because neither I nor the customer knew.
Almost every day you post at 11 am.. it starts my day off good (I sleep in cuz I stay up really late sometimes 2 am) I prepare myself for the video I know will be posted at 12. Thank you.
My friends were talking about lame curses but accidentally made the worst one. You can't turn left. At first it sounds fine since you can just turn right like 300 degrees and you will be facing the left, but then what happen if you shift yourself just maybe 15 degrees to the right while doing work on a desk... You would have to get up, turn to your right all the way before you sit down again, only for you to realise you went maybe 2 degrees too far to be comfortable so you have to do it all again...then someone taps you on your right shoulder, that's fine since you can turn that way, but they asked a simple question, now you have to get up to turn all over again
4:18 Friend sent me a photo of the new Mtn Dew Frostbite label, but it came out as a blur of purples, blues, mostly dark with some vibrant areas. I went to my phone's picture editing to turn up the saturation, contrast, and brightness. It was a killer wallpaper for a while, but I need to smooth it out a bunch, it got all pixelated. Because internet lag spike.
OH MY GOODNESS I AM IMMUNE TO LEMONS AND NOW I HAVE DISCOVERED THAT LEMONS *ARE DELICIOUS* THIS IS A FANTASTIC DISCOVERY *EDIT* : I have just mixed lemon with Fanta, I think they must now make a lemon Fanta, someone please make this
I stayed up all night doing my summer school PE homework, which is due at 12pm, that I wasn't even close to finishing. I actually screamed at the strong language post, because that has been my has 19 hours of my life.
Late to the party! @2:45 Those mystery vegetables are called chayote (cho cho or choko in Asia and the Caribbean, and merliton in Louisiana)! They are a Mexican squash/gourd relative with firm, crunchy texture even when cooked, a very mild sweet flavor, and lots of uses from soups to salads to pickles to pies. :D
Listen -- LISten, Seymour. If that godforsaken colgator shows up in my dreams, the only reason I won't seek personal vengeance is the very useful goblin trick for mood improvement.
Around 5.00 he sounded so much like John Mulaney. I don't know if was just because of how he said horse or if was even on purpose, but made it even better XD Also at 5.44
5:54 that reminds me of when me and my sister were on a road trip and we saw a billboard for a divorce attorney that said "Oops" and the 'o's were wedding rings.
When I heard "Falsehoodmoo" I immediately fixated on the falsehood... My ears are dead.... From my own screaming.... *How does Logan do this without going deaf*
As a small note about the sword exchange as part of marriage: Some people still do that, like my aunt and her now husband. I might have been the person to carry one of those swords, too
Also we need Gaud and Pukicho to interact with each other. Like just pure chaos would emit from that interaction and it would only take two words. We need this crossover *NOW*
I think they did once
FOOL. THE UNIVERSE IS NOT ABLE TO HANDLE IT. REALITY WOULD COLLAPSE AND ALL WE WOULD HAVE WAS PUKIGAUD
What if they’re actually the same person with D.I.D using alternate accounts for both personalities?
@@alexandrehenrique7203 BUT IT IS STILL NEEDED!!!!!!
@@nicholaspeters9919 then everything we ever knew would be a lie *ㅠ.ㅠ*
*For the "Specific Curse" thing, here's mine:*
"You get dust in your eyes everytime you say, 'Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia'"
Josephine Morrison its the fear of long words
For the specific curse thing, if anyone within a five mile radius has a food allergy, you now have that food allergy. Good luck trying to eat your peanut butter and jelly sandwich now BRENDA! Are you complaining about food allergy warnings on menus now? The curse lasts a week.
@@cordeliajackson8615 that's so petty and I love it.
ok i got one.
your mom always knows what you’re doing in college.
@@cordeliajackson8615 That curse needs to be a real thing, omg
5:00 Reading that post, the voice just gets increasingly more John Mullaney like and I for one love it. Especially because it jumps right back to normal Seymour voice.
PM is secretly John
That was exactly what I was going to say
thanks for pointing that out lol!
The Undead Pancake **x-files theme plays**
Thank god I wasn't the only one thinking that he stated to sound like John Mullaney
Everytime you say the word horse I can feel the John mulaney energy😂
"There's a HORSE in the HOSPITAL."
There is a horse loose in the hospital!🤣
"Least of all the horse, hes never been in a hospital before! He's just as confused as you are."
I get McElroy energy from him whenever he mentions horses
@@Iojima
That is exactly what I was thinking, but they aren't ghost horses, so *shrug*
"Gradient zone" sounds like Twilight zone's gay younger sibling. Speaking as a hetero, that would give me more chortles that Fawful.
I wanna see that, like, a twilight zone, but animated and written by lbgtq peeps
SOMEONE MAKE THIS A THING
You can never have more chortles than the lord fawful
5:29
That's what I thought, too. My friend got me into ATLA, and I changed her nickname on messenger to: "That's rough, buddy"
And she bamboozles me by changing my name to: "Toph's rock armour eye hole"
Took me a couple of moments
Y'all
She was calling me useless
that's rough, buddy
Aldar dammit I was too late, you already took my line xD
Have my like instead
Actually, if you think about it, the eyeholes for her rock armor is NOT useless.
Let me explain.
If she were to fully, 100% enclose herself in rock, she would cut herself off from oxygen, and would last probably only a few minutes at most before she passes out. And instead of making an opening for her mouth to breath through, she INSTEAD made one over her eyes. Because if an enemy struck that only weak spot over her mouth, she could lose something important, like her teeth, even biting her tongue.
But if they struck and damaged her eyes... what’s the point? She’s already blind and can’t use them! And she can tell when anyone with a blade is near her anyway, so they can’t just stab through it, and I doubt arrows can do much better (since I’m sure she can sense when something is shooting through the air at her, probably not nearly as well compared to something on the ground, but something moving that fast in the air she can probably hear and close the rock over her eyes for a few moments).
@@KHMDarkness Very good explanation! Þank you!
@@KHMDarkness But the creators of the show admitted it was a mistake; there was supposed to be a hole for her mouth instead, but someone in the art department didn't get the memo.
Why is it that any post involving horses you read like John Mullaney
Because there’s a horse in the hospital
there is a HORSE loose in a HOSPITAL
It's never been in a hospital before! It's just as confused as you are!
there's a horse loose in his mind.
Because John Mullaney is a bit of an attention horse?
5:10
It just occurred to me that it may be because the knight is simulating a knight attacking from a horse. You wouldn't approach someone you want to attack on a horse straight on because you'd crash into them. You'd move kinda perpendicular or parallel to them and attack them from the side while keeping your momentum so you can both hit harder and get away before they can retaliate.
The knight and the king actually were the first two pieces to have their movements established. Even before chess was a thing.
Makes sense. Also bishops were ships so moving diagonally (ie, tacking into the wind) made sense. Then the clergy called the game ungodly because they weren’t represented.
I played a horseback spearman in Bannerlord and can confirm this is extremely efficient
HOW TF HAVE I NOT THOUGHT ABOUT THIS????
@@ErzengelDesLichtes clergy doesn't need representing. They don't even take part in battles.
2:31 Fun fact: The supermarket chain Iceland, infamous for ungodly food combinations, released 'Wacky Veg' in 1997, a series of vegetables with improbable flavours. These include chocolate-flavoured carrots, pizza-flavoured sweetcorn, baked-bean-flavoured peas and cheese-and-onion-flavoured cauliflower.
Iceland no longer sells Wacky Veg.
so did it go bankrupt, or was it more of a philisophical decision?
Sounds delicious
That sounds like a creepypasta
Bring Wacky Veg back.
I love Goblin Advice, I can Relax like a Goblin, Eat like a Goblin, I can live like a goblin
You are merely adopting the goblin lifestyle, however you shall not be recognized as one.
"You are merely adopting the goblin lifestyle. I was born in it, molded into it. I didn't act like a goblin until I was already a man."
@@lucifers.morningstar3805 probably for the best. goblin hunters can get *hardcore*
@@aldar8240 I must flee, then. Please, don't let the hunters trail me. I'll be hiding in my grotto under the porch.
Goblin, goblin, goblin!
I swear if loss is actually in the video (just looked at the title)
Edit: *_ＧＯＤ_*
*_G O D_*
*G O D W H Y*
@@eclipseisbmyt666 Mau'i: "Yes, I am!"
I had to refrain from screaming out of rage in my kitchen, because my mom is with me and I don't know how I would explain loss.jpeg to a baby boomer.
1:01 Argonian did nothing wrong, warm-blood. Free Argonian from his bonds.
6:54 *A R G O N I A N I S F R E E*
Why is this argonian talking like a khajiit?
@@treetheenderhyena1880 who said it was the Argonian talking? It could've been someone very close to the Argonian.
@@treetheenderhyena1880 Khajiit is friend to Argonian. Though from different homes, their journeys both lead to warm sands.
You sure that last one wasn't a Deadroth with blunted teeth???
@@shiroganekei1620 *not to be that guy but Black Marsh is like the opposite of warm and opposite of sands*
*then again if you meant they were travelling together to Elsweyr that's wholesome and I wanna write a fanfic of a khajiit and an argonian slowly becoming friends as they go on an adventure to Elsweyr*
I've been seeing a lot of Hades and Persephone stuff recirculating through the meme land and I'm happy, especially cause I'm getting Lore Olympus withdrawals
Hades is quite possibly my favorite god.
Same dude...same
Fact for the body reenacting falling when you've never done it before: Falling and loud noises are our only 2 natural fears
Gaud: your almost gave me an anxiety attack, your blog cured my anxiety attack
Me: ah yes, the duality of gaud
W H E E Z E
General Anxiety Universal Displacement
It's like how electricity can stop your heart, or restart it.
Fun fact: Perse is Finnish for "ass". You reading the Persephone post made me laugh until I couldn't breathe. Everyone does indeed love perse.
Pukicho speaks wisdom on the matter of Harry Potter.
Have I missed something? Last I heard she's not done great, due to restrictions, but she still pretty explicitly attempted to be inclusive...?
FFKonoko
She’s said some transphobic shit and really hasn’t apologized (to my knowledge)
@@cordeliajackson8615 nope hasn't apologised and in fact it got worse. I don't know the details, just that it got worse
FFKonoko
she did say some arguably TERFy shit. i'm a bit conflicted on it. blaire made an ok point in defense of jk rowling, but i really only watch her to get the opposite perspective.
reminds of of that on tiktok where this girl argues with a terf about trans people being allowed in the women's bathroom specifically. she asked how many cases of actual trans women have ever been inappropriate to someone in the bathroom, and if it was higher than the number of gay women who did something inappropriate. so the terf changes her argument and says "well, then any straight man can put on a wig and go into the women's restroom.". to which she replied, so you're scared of cis men in your bathrooms, not trans women. which of course was met with silence.
jk rowling is kinda in that category. she has some valid concerns, but she's directing her concerns to the wrong people. everyone latched onto that yaniv story, b/c it was basically the first recorded instance of a "trans" woman acting inappropriately. i put trans in quotes though, because i'm honestly not sure they really are trans. but every group, once it gets large enough, has a few weirdos in it. there are probably more cases of ciswomen assaulting other women in the bathroom.
it's like the westboro baptist church, they only have like 40 members, but to a large portion of non-christian people, WBC is the face of christianity. it's the crazy minority that always speaks the loudest, and also get more media attention because the media thrives on discord. keeps the eyeballs on longer.
she definitely needs a few things explained to her in a nuanced way. i'm not picking a side or saying she's an inherently bad person, but i think she's spent a little too much time in iffy facebook groups.
2:38 Those are Chokos, they grow on vines and have flesh with the consistency of potato and tough skin that sometimes has thorns. They also have virtually no flavour, but are good roasted or fried in thin strips when dipped in mayonnaise.
The one about JK Rowling hit differently and it makes so much sense. I want her to see it and feel bad.
4:50 I was playing D&D once and I was metagaming so the DM gave my character a curse where every night, all the money in my coin pouch would transform into the next lower denomination without losing its value (so 1 gold would become 10 silver). We were playing with coin weight on so by the end of the campaign I was having to continuously throw out copper pieces.
On the veggie thing
Me, a Filipino: They don't have "sayote"?
*realizes I don't know what the English of sayote is*
Edit: So apparently, it's called mirliton (whut?), choko (choco?), pear squash (understandable), or chayote (yep, so close)
I lived in costa rica and yeah, that is chayote.
Where I live we call them chuchu ir xuxu
Chayote tastes good.
I don't even know the french word for it lol, where i live we call them chouchou
I didn’t even realize that it was one-time-i-dreamt
I just felt disappointment in humanity
Finnish person watching this: "Everyone in the underworld loves perse", hee hee, yeah they do XD
6:19
I haven't gone past this point yet and I finally saw it. His chest tattoo has loss on it.
Please tell me i didn't get it.
FuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!
Loss?
@@gwynnedwards4717 the tale of loss goes as this: once there was this guy who drew comics for a living. They were always dumb little short strips with cheesy jokes and such. Until one day he made a comic where his character ran into a hospital to see someone on a hospital bed. There was no text and no explanation. It was told through four panels and only facial expressions. It became a meme too. A meme so popular that anyone could recognize it even if they just had nothing except for black lines in the same general position as the original.
BlueHoodie Gamer Their wife had a miscarriage.
5:13 This happened to me when I was 6 and my dad woke me up shaking me saying I was screaming in my sleep. Since that dream I can't do or go on anything that gives me the feeling of free-falling or I start crying and screaming uncontrollably. Needless to say, I don't have much fun at amusement parks. And trust me I've tried to go on roller-coasters on dozens of occasions to see if my feelings have changed and I always have a panic attack afterwards.
Mother has taken my phone but yet I still find a way to comment meaningless garbage
Plot twist. YOU are the mother in this sentence.
PERIDOT.
yo how doesnt that person know who wrote harry potter, everyone knows the author is hatsune miku smh
regarding the falling thing:
odds are you've fallen at some point in your life. your brain probably takes that feeling, and just intensifies it and/or lengthens it.
Cyana goes, "Abs? OwO whats this?"
................ I'm so sorry P I shouldnt' have.......
*_O h N o_*
i need more than three goblin rocks for my rather large, red goblin hands.
Ahem
“Lizard straightjacket"
Wat
Refraze best band name.
Glud’s posts give so much anxiety that if you already had anxiety, your anxiety would be defeated by the shear mental damage that glud’s post give
Edit: glud gives your anxiety a more painful and depressing anxiety
"Hey what day it is today?"
"It's the armpit of the week."
Day 3
4:07 Donald Duck knows exactly what he did.
exactly.
5:40
Oh god...I can hear him....WHAT HAVE YOU DONE-
Nothing like that "posted 4 minutes ago" feeling
2:21 guad's blog absorbs anxiety from the anxious and distributes it to the calm. Gaud is an anxiety communist.
”Wich one of you primitives awakened me?”
"To big word, me dumb? You got shinies?"
@@babull4751 *snort of fire*
@@AverageEldritchEntity cool name
You wanna buy some B E A N
@@AverageEldritchEntity I've seen you before
3:23 I know right? This has and continues to be one of my favorite quotes from anything ever since I heard it all those years ago!
1:31 You know, it occurs to me that the modern version of this would be exchanging guns.
Why is the "BIRTH" part of the cake post so freaking funny?? 😂😂
"The very first thing it did with its new beak is bite someone"
Yeah sounds like a normal day for me
Huh, so that's the source of the "BIRTH" day cake.
This video: goes
Me: "my first girlfriend turned onto the moon." "That's rough buddy."
Also me: _is actually laughing out loud to the point where my stomach hurts_
Gaud has the power to transfer the anxiety attack of one person to another person.
The last post caused me physical damage
as some one who was injured surviving a significant fall, I can tell you that I dont know how the brain replicates the feeling, but not only does not stop doing that after surviving a fall, but it hits so much harder.
Concerning the "Tuesday" post:
"Yesterday was Monday, so you tell me what day it is!"
Do this with every day of the week. Make it your new thing. Don't let people see your weakness. Don't let them know. Make them feel inferior for asking because of your own insecurities. Make THEM suffer for your loss. And then, one day, when they least expect it (also: not on a Tuesday), tell them what day it actually is. Enjoy your power of toying with their emotions. Be free.
5:49 and still hits different in January 2021-
1:40 well... It IS a
BIRTH cake!
REALISM!
You, my good pal, have been making me laugh so much after so much disassociating and anxiety and tiredness with your voice acting. Thank you so muchhhhhhhhhhhh
1:55 Ennard energy summed up _ever so nicely_
EDIT (7 months later): I was trying to look up a jpg of the text post, and discovered in the process that adobe-outdesign on Tumblr had the same idea as I did apparently. Please do not think I stole their joke. I do not do that to people I know and care about.
Also I saw another post (from incorrect-fnaf-quotes but I saw it a while back) with Michael/Ennard and the Tuesday curse post. Thought that was pretty cool
6:24 IS LOSS. WHO DID THAT. WE MUST FIND THEM AND SEND THEM AN OVERCOOKED CRUST-ONLY PIZZA. WITH NO STUFFED CRUST.
You mean crunchy and oversized cardboard pita?
I have reached a point in life where everyday I come home from work your latest video is the first thing on my TH-cam recommendations and the sole thing I look forward to after a hard day. I don't even have Tumblr. In conclusion, you rock PM.
The Goblin trick from the begining of the video is 100% the reason why DnD players can't stop buying/getting more dices.
Shiny cute sparkly piece of plastic make klink klink sound and me like it.
Same. 💖💖💖
5:19 I love the absolutely genuine sounding concern over the tomato on the train?
At 1:22 think this is cool, Mandalorians in Star Wars legends got married in their armor
The goblin trick also works with dice, and after you can roll them and mabye get some satifying numbers and then *OOOOOO THATS THE GOOD STUFF*
i found this 11 seconds after it was posted
6 minutes for me.
11 minutes for me!
@@chonacastillo4777 Same here, brother
@@chonacastillo4777 Yee same
42 minutes for me :)
5:19 OMG SOMTHING I CAN RELATE TO THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME THAT I DONT LIKE EITHER! i even had it happen while daydreaming once.... i actually visibly freaked the fuck out! 😨
"Pants are and illusion, and so is death."
Tumblr the place where love and chaos meet so lovely.
Colgater is so ducking cursed.
I go grocery shopping with my mom, so that post hits a lot. I love the progressively John Mulaney voice in certain parts of the video.
"Now there's a _horse"_
The goblin trick for improving your mood works even better with dice
5:00 the mr mullaney in that post and his voice is terrifying. His "horse" is exactly how Mr mullaney says horse in his hospital horse bit
For anyone curious about it, that green thing from the vegetable post is called a chayote squash. It is a vegetable in the gourd family and we sell them at the grocery store I work at. Also, I didn't even know if it was a fruit or a vegetable when I first ran into them so I literally had to call produce up to the front and ask them what it was because neither I nor the customer knew.
Almost every day you post at 11 am.. it starts my day off good (I sleep in cuz I stay up really late sometimes 2 am) I prepare myself for the video I know will be posted at 12. Thank you.
2:45. Aren't those chayote? Their like 10 cents here where I live. And all they need is a little salt and olive oil in a quick stir fry of 25000°C.
Oh sorry. I meant Fahrenheit
The goblin trick makes us think the rocks are jingly coins, natural goblin instinct
Bestest rocks are the shiny math rocks that go click clack
-dice goblins, all time
We need more click clack shines. 😍
@@carolinelabbott2451 ALL THE SHINIES
Oh no. I’m a goblin
My friends were talking about lame curses but accidentally made the worst one. You can't turn left. At first it sounds fine since you can just turn right like 300 degrees and you will be facing the left, but then what happen if you shift yourself just maybe 15 degrees to the right while doing work on a desk... You would have to get up, turn to your right all the way before you sit down again, only for you to realise you went maybe 2 degrees too far to be comfortable so you have to do it all again...then someone taps you on your right shoulder, that's fine since you can turn that way, but they asked a simple question, now you have to get up to turn all over again
The first thing is best when the rocks are warm or covered in sea water (and obviously smooth)
4:18
Friend sent me a photo of the new Mtn Dew Frostbite label, but it came out as a blur of purples, blues, mostly dark with some vibrant areas. I went to my phone's picture editing to turn up the saturation, contrast, and brightness. It was a killer wallpaper for a while, but I need to smooth it out a bunch, it got all pixelated. Because internet lag spike.
OH MY GOODNESS I AM IMMUNE TO LEMONS AND NOW I HAVE DISCOVERED THAT LEMONS *ARE DELICIOUS*
THIS IS A FANTASTIC DISCOVERY
*EDIT* : I have just mixed lemon with Fanta, I think they must now make a lemon Fanta, someone please make this
They have and it's good
I stayed up all night doing my summer school PE homework, which is due at 12pm, that I wasn't even close to finishing. I actually screamed at the strong language post, because that has been my has 19 hours of my life.
3:33 I was deadass about to TH-cam emoji movie animated series, before I saw the thumbnail.
I think I saw somewhere in tumblr that that feeling in 5:12 is death being clumsy and dropping our souls back to our body 😂
Late to the party!
@2:45 Those mystery vegetables are called chayote (cho cho or choko in Asia and the Caribbean, and merliton in Louisiana)! They are a Mexican squash/gourd relative with firm, crunchy texture even when cooked, a very mild sweet flavor, and lots of uses from soups to salads to pickles to pies. :D
Tumblr is like going to a Insane Asylum and watching the inmates be either shitfaced or have quips that would challenge the mights of Tony Stark
Listen -- LISten, Seymour. If that godforsaken colgator shows up in my dreams, the only reason I won't seek personal vengeance is the very useful goblin trick for mood improvement.
0:47
This seems like a post Aaron from UNDERTALE would like. Heck, I can see him making this exact pun.
Around 5.00 he sounded so much like John Mulaney. I don't know if was just because of how he said horse or if was even on purpose, but made it even better XD
Also at 5.44
I don't have blood, but I do have bones, but I did not grow them myself.
5:54 that reminds me of when me and my sister were on a road trip and we saw a billboard for a divorce attorney that said "Oops" and the 'o's were wedding rings.
I love these tumblr posts but you know what I miss? the space orcs, and the patch notes
As someone who actively worships Hades and Persephone I fully agree with the flower crown post
aw yeah we’re starting off with a goblin post
When I heard "Falsehoodmoo" I immediately fixated on the falsehood... My ears are dead.... From my own screaming.... *How does Logan do this without going deaf*
Power
2:45
That vegetable is called sayote, very delicious when you cooked it with ground pork.
Hey PM.... it is a bit fitting that this got posted 20:00 where i live. This is nice
Addition to the goblin mood trick: Use shiny, smooth rocks.
Every tabletop game player knows the goblin relaxation method, this is because we collect dice, which are just better rocks
3:10
" It works. Good job...
FOR A FEATHERLESS FREAK"
4:06 it's cuz even after like 20 years, HE STILL HASN'T HEALED ME WHILE I'M NOT HEALING MYSELF!!!
That last one made me flinch!
As a small note about the sword exchange as part of marriage: Some people still do that, like my aunt and her now husband. I might have been the person to carry one of those swords, too
The swords are supposed to be family heirlooms and the rings are passed on the tips.