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So, full disclosure, in my first ever full DnD campaign I was playing a Warforged Paladin (I was trying to be a Toa from Bionicle), and the Dragonborn Barbarian took to calling me “Clanker” as a mild form of racism that the party (myself included) thought was hilarious. Even when the player tried to think of other racial terms to call me by, none other fit quite like “Clanker”
The only robots I use this slur for are the Working Joes in Alien: Isolation. Fuck those clankers, they keep killing me and they’re not as cool as the Xenomorphs
"you caught me well played" there was this poacher in my hometown, the cops searched his house for stolen game, and the new cop found the ladder with missing rungs on the bottom suspicious, so he turned it around and found it, so he did just come with them and went "congrats kid you'll do well." he also did try to pay his poaching fine with a ham at some point.
4:40 i know this is just limited to official switch games but since pizza tower is on switch now my mind immediately just thought of setting pizza tower on the alarm and just getting woken up by a guttural scream in the morning.
The fun thing about the "normal al" tweet, is that he has a blurb on the back of the book of bill, saying this changed his mind on the strange, and he's changing his name to normal al
I have never known the proper way to say this. I dont even know if i should say it. Thank you so much P.M seymour, im 21 years old and have been listening since middle school, my first paycheck from my first job ever went towards all your gumroad stuff at the time. I was a shitty teen and got permabanned from your discord, but i want to tell you thank you for everytuing you've done. Your content helped forge who i am today
27:20 someone down my street bought one of those last year and has been using it every month since, and it’s always dressed up to be thematically appropriate
You do not understand the rush of seeing "video posted x seconds ago" and seeing zero comments and mentally going "It's my time" until it happens to you You KNOW it doesn't matter, you KNOW it's obnoxious and overdone, but for that one moment, YOU HAVE THE POWER OF A GOD Good vid by the by
2:47 me begging people to stop indulging malicious actors and in general just like. Not posting their literal medical history. Their diagnoses. Whenever I say “I’m this thing I have this stuff” it’s because I want to, but like, if someone said “prove it!” Like. No. I’m not gonna get so involved in being righteously indignant that I’ll share *_my real medical information on the internet_*
I SHOULD BE PUT IN A TERRARIUM the real one. Not whatever the kids are doing with the infinite land god simulations these days Turn me into a little goblin and put me into moss house
20:29 I misread this as “hyperfixation so that evil people think of me when they see it,” and now I’m just thinking of being such a nerd about something that all the worst people have my face flashbanged into their mind’s eye whenever the word “Steven Universe” or “Rubik’s cubes.”
I just got to say I really appreciate the people who post this stuff and I appreciate Seymour for reading it. The strange, wacky world of Tumblr has made me love its crazy. And Seymour's readings really help bring that insanity to life. These videos have helped soothe my panicked mind on many occasions and I can't quite place why that is. Thank you for posting your strange thoughts Tumblr. And thank you Seymour for enhancing their strangeness.
5:50 is real. I had to explain to my husband yesterday that I wasn't responding to my cat's meows because she was calling for him, not me. He didn't believe me so I responded to my cat. She ignord me. I had my husband respond to her and she comes sprinting into the room. She has a meow for everyone. She has given us all names.
5:22 in guilty gear, this was never debated, it was a widely accepted fact, the weird thing is people have a harder time getting Bridget’s gender right, when she clearly stated that cowgirl was fine because she’s a girl
14:26 A guy tried to swipe a bunch of random words on his keyboard (as you can do on phones) just for laughs. One of them was the n word. The only way that could happen is if he was a. lying or b. used it frequently enough to auto-fill. Literally everyone in the server was willing to let him stay in it, even after he insulted several members. My best friend, who owned the server, left and gave me the rights to the server, so I banned the racist guy against everyone's wishes.
18:15 If you give me like... 8 years tops I will show you the series of a lifetime. It (will be) called "Hollow Ridge" and it follows a friend group of 10 people as they navigate collage life among other dramas and the MC is new to the world of magical creatures. Very cool show, I'm very proud of it.
Ok, had to double check the wording, You are correct. I just somehow thought you meant that all of Queens songs were that great. Now, listen, I didn't say "x" Queen song was bad. They are all at least decent. I just don't like some of the songs. A small minority of them. Don't kill me...
2:07 I grew up and my school and parents taught me internet safety and I’ve never stopped being as ambiguous as possible with telling people my age and information about myself just for the fun of the mystery
30:40 They're all called kobolds, but they each represent a different kind of kobolds (japanese, D&D, originals). In fact, everyone is a kobold now. Screw you
Misread that as 'Stalin glass fish tank' and had the mental image of a fish bowl but with, like, a marble bust of the guy as a decoration next to the seaweed and treasure chests and such
Follow-up: Rewatched this not remembering why I was outraged, then it proceeded to hit me with 99 knockback again. No ice cream this time, but I still was taken aback
16:11 Whoo this is gonna be fun. "I actually used to be human like you, until this JERK of a scientist kidnapped me and did some things that turned me into the dragon you see before you. I was supposed to be his 'ultimate weapon' hence all these abilities I have that are typically that of another animal's, but I didn't succumb to his brainwash and escaped. Now I'm basically hiding out from society... with various social media accounts (don't ask) while slowly starting to enjoy my new life."
7:55 [insert physics majors furiously typing the _literal_ average weight of it taking the mass of involved particles and generated electromagnetic radiation converted to it's mass equivalent to the maximum depths of precision their scientific calculators can handle]
Twitter thinking Tumblr is full of mentally healthy people makes sense when you remember that all of Tumblr's most obnoxious people jumped ship to Twitter specifically.
4:05 I'm no medical expert, but I do have some theoretical knowledge under my belt, and I think it wouldn't be out of the question that a Victorian child at risk (as a result of poverty) of refeeding syndrome could in fact be killed by a Crumbl Brownie Sundae (main concern would be the sugar, triggering the syndrome) and a Panera Charged Lemonade (high in sugar as well as caffeine, which would then worsen the symptoms, increasing the likelihood of a fatality). Then, because knowledge of refeeding syndrome was either exceedingly rare or nonexistent at that time, the likelihood of being treated properly or even at all would be quite low, so medical establishments would not be able to help the child.
1:37 I know the context for this one, and it makes it even funnier. (Its epic: the musical, Gigi is one of the biggest animatic creators for it. If you haven't checked it out, check it out, its just 30 straight banger songs back to back)
Your pfp starts trauma dumping. I am imagining my youtube one (being Ruby mothertrucking Rose) and my tumblr one (being one of my PCs, who is an immortal celestial who had to lill the entirety of her race with her own hands and isn't allowed to interact with the rest of the world while also having to record every major event taking place, no matter how gruesome they may be.) in that conversation with each other, and like... I am not sure who would be better of. The eternal one or the 19 year old.
16:09 (in refrence to my other pfp that i use on other sites): it tells me where if effing came from. i found it on my dad's old mac book and the next time i tried to find it, it and every other colored version of it was gone.
Payday 2 is already a massive collab with every universe. Having PM voice act for it isn't surprising at this point. John Wick, Jacket Hotline Miami, H3H3, Scarface, Bohdi point break, Jimmy Hardcore Henry can be in the same room and it's normal. You can steal Engi's lvl 1 turret, meet Bill, steal definitely not the green flu, steal crack filled Goat simulator goats, and find Dallas's mask in Stanley Parable.
man i knew i had real friends when one of them gave me stickers related to my special interest because they recognised it purely from my being unhinged about it despite them never having interacted with it as a media. were literally like thats their blorbo ima get it for them.
27:32 I FORGOT THIS MAN VAed TRAVIS, crying that the Minecraft Diaries reboot died in 11eps. Gonna check back up on it and pray they only took a reallllly long break. It did not go on a really long break, RIP.
19:30 not to be rude, but do people put their ladles in the drawer? My mom’s got a whole bucket-looking-thing (it’s fancy and painted well, very professional, but idk the name) that holds all the spoons/spatulas/ladles/etc outside the drawer, and I never questioned that kitchen setup until today. Also, those graters are a fucking nightmare. I have a mini heart attack everytime I reach in a stuck drawer thinking it’s a banana masher or smth, and my fingers touch sharp steel. I’ve never gotten cut, but my life flashes before my eyes EVERY time.
20:30 3 months ago, I had hardly thought about Pokémon in about 15-20 years. Since then, I've watched hundreds of hours of Pokémon content, rearranged the entire national Pokédex in an order I think is far better, and am currently in the process of rigorously ranking every one of them from best to worst, all of which has come with multiple FB posts a day since I find that a good way to organize my thoughts. Yeah, hyperfixation hits hard.
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I will say this once more.
If evil... WHY STILL SO CUTE.
she has belly. i must squis.
taxonomically, chickens aren't just closely related to dinosaurs, but just... are dinosaurs
Every time you eat a bird, you are literally tasting dinosaur
Like how humans are apes are monkeys
nice drawfee profile pic
@@dinodude7290 :3
@@normalhuman9878
Dinosaur Chicken Nuggets are made from 100% real Dinosaur, shaped like other Dinosaurs
So, full disclosure, in my first ever full DnD campaign I was playing a Warforged Paladin (I was trying to be a Toa from Bionicle), and the Dragonborn Barbarian took to calling me “Clanker” as a mild form of racism that the party (myself included) thought was hilarious. Even when the player tried to think of other racial terms to call me by, none other fit quite like “Clanker”
Fun fact that slur was made by Ubisoft or some other videogame company
IDK if that's 100% true, I mainly just figured it was from the Clones from Star Wars: Clone Wars
Rust bucket, “oil for blood”, code for brains, an my personal favorite “you metaloid freak”
@@2MuchStewThough the last three are vulnerable to the ultimate clap back, MEATBAG
The only robots I use this slur for are the Working Joes in Alien: Isolation. Fuck those clankers, they keep killing me and they’re not as cool as the Xenomorphs
"you caught me well played"
there was this poacher in my hometown, the cops searched his house for stolen game, and the new cop found the ladder with missing rungs on the bottom suspicious, so he turned it around and found it, so he did just come with them and went "congrats kid you'll do well."
he also did try to pay his poaching fine with a ham at some point.
4:40 i know this is just limited to official switch games but since pizza tower is on switch now my mind immediately just thought of setting pizza tower on the alarm and just getting woken up by a guttural scream in the morning.
Baba Is You
USER IS NOT SLEEP *level complete sound intensifies*
@@cyanity1017 yeah guttural scream mixed with it’s pizza time, amazing way to wake up
The fun thing about the "normal al" tweet, is that he has a blurb on the back of the book of bill, saying this changed his mind on the strange, and he's changing his name to normal al
0:40 War is shell.
The world was his oyster
I have never known the proper way to say this. I dont even know if i should say it. Thank you so much P.M seymour, im 21 years old and have been listening since middle school, my first paycheck from my first job ever went towards all your gumroad stuff at the time. I was a shitty teen and got permabanned from your discord, but i want to tell you thank you for everytuing you've done. Your content helped forge who i am today
Congratulations! I'm 22 and I've been listening to PM for such a long time. This community makes me so happy
I’m glad to hear, and I get it, teenage years are a rough time mentally and makes us reckless without realizing
Keep soaring Champ
i am Almost 22 and i concur ^-^
27:20 someone down my street bought one of those last year and has been using it every month since, and it’s always dressed up to be thematically appropriate
Isn't that the plot of a creepypasta?
You do not understand the rush of seeing "video posted x seconds ago" and seeing zero comments and mentally going "It's my time" until it happens to you
You KNOW it doesn't matter, you KNOW it's obnoxious and overdone, but for that one moment, YOU HAVE THE POWER OF A GOD
Good vid by the by
I think so
True
why the edit now my first comment don’t make sense
holy shit you did it
@@DumbChaoticPhoque What was the og comment?
The shoelaces of the president made me soo happy when it was everything on Tumblr
2:47 me begging people to stop indulging malicious actors and in general just like. Not posting their literal medical history. Their diagnoses. Whenever I say “I’m this thing I have this stuff” it’s because I want to, but like, if someone said “prove it!”
Like. No. I’m not gonna get so involved in being righteously indignant that I’ll share *_my real medical information on the internet_*
I SHOULD BE PUT IN A TERRARIUM
the real one. Not whatever the kids are doing with the infinite land god simulations these days
Turn me into a little goblin and put me into moss house
If the robot voice stands for Android Man Seymour, then the PM must stand for Person Man Seymour
You’ve done it
You have solved the mystery
7:53 I love how jan Misali’s posts sometimes make it into PM’s videos. It’s like the world’s most subtle and unlikely collab.
5:32 pathologic mentions, time to jump on the bars of my enclosure
I did not expect to see Weird Al mentioned. Anyway, screenshotting that to show it to my Weird Al obsessed sister.
20:29 I misread this as “hyperfixation so that evil people think of me when they see it,” and now I’m just thinking of being such a nerd about something that all the worst people have my face flashbanged into their mind’s eye whenever the word “Steven Universe” or “Rubik’s cubes.”
25:58
...I sat down 30 minutes ago. I have things to do. BY TALOS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!
DO YOUR WOOOOORRRRRKKKKK
@@RandyalinNo!
I did the sit...
The sit got you
I just got to say I really appreciate the people who post this stuff and I appreciate Seymour for reading it. The strange, wacky world of Tumblr has made me love its crazy. And Seymour's readings really help bring that insanity to life. These videos have helped soothe my panicked mind on many occasions and I can't quite place why that is. Thank you for posting your strange thoughts Tumblr. And thank you Seymour for enhancing their strangeness.
12:38 This was the single best tweet ever🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i thought P.M. just read tumblr for a living, exclusively
Even funnier when you find out that optimus was just remote controlled by a person.
5:50 is real. I had to explain to my husband yesterday that I wasn't responding to my cat's meows because she was calling for him, not me. He didn't believe me so I responded to my cat. She ignord me. I had my husband respond to her and she comes sprinting into the room. She has a meow for everyone. She has given us all names.
7:26 I would respect my prof so much if they did this.
14:05 It straight up looks like the robots from The Mitchels VS The Machines
25:38 *insert Cynthia Erivo “you’re erasing me!!” joke here*
5:22 in guilty gear, this was never debated, it was a widely accepted fact, the weird thing is people have a harder time getting Bridget’s gender right, when she clearly stated that cowgirl was fine because she’s a girl
14:26 A guy tried to swipe a bunch of random words on his keyboard (as you can do on phones) just for laughs.
One of them was the n word. The only way that could happen is if he was a. lying or b. used it frequently enough to auto-fill.
Literally everyone in the server was willing to let him stay in it, even after he insulted several members.
My best friend, who owned the server, left and gave me the rights to the server, so I banned the racist guy against everyone's wishes.
18:15 If you give me like... 8 years tops I will show you the series of a lifetime. It (will be) called "Hollow Ridge" and it follows a friend group of 10 people as they navigate collage life among other dramas and the MC is new to the world of magical creatures. Very cool show, I'm very proud of it.
27:30 Mixed with WHAT?!
Ok I'm in.
10:22 that's not a problem with QUEEN
Ok, had to double check the wording, You are correct. I just somehow thought you meant that all of Queens songs were that great.
Now, listen, I didn't say "x" Queen song was bad. They are all at least decent. I just don't like some of the songs. A small minority of them. Don't kill me...
@@spidermanmyers while they do have some duds MOST of their discography is absolute PERFECTION
4:16 Guys. Norm Al Yankovic
Did not expect a wild jfj to show. And I know pat read it. I only heard Jay say it in my minds eye.
0:47 If you combine both you get Bridget Guilty Gear
And me
26:48 Saltydkdan? In my pmseymour tumblr video? Hell yeah!
FYI clanker is a slur for droids in Star Wars.
7:10 this is like when a character in a move/TV show says what another need like they were "definitely not trying to help"
My cat will come over next to me, and sit and stare at me, to let me know he wants the water bowl filled
That poor Jersey Mike's PR worker needs so much therapy.
2:07 I grew up and my school and parents taught me internet safety and I’ve never stopped being as ambiguous as possible with telling people my age and information about myself just for the fun of the mystery
30:40 They're all called kobolds, but they each represent a different kind of kobolds (japanese, D&D, originals).
In fact, everyone is a kobold now. Screw you
Now i shall go on a quest to make stain glass fish tank :3
Misread that as 'Stalin glass fish tank' and had the mental image of a fish bowl but with, like, a marble bust of the guy as a decoration next to the seaweed and treasure chests and such
30:13 YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT!!!! I SPAT ICE CREAM ALL OVER MY DESK!!!!
Follow-up: Rewatched this not remembering why I was outraged, then it proceeded to hit me with 99 knockback again. No ice cream this time, but I still was taken aback
16:11 Whoo this is gonna be fun.
"I actually used to be human like you, until this JERK of a scientist kidnapped me and did some things that turned me into the dragon you see before you. I was supposed to be his 'ultimate weapon' hence all these abilities I have that are typically that of another animal's, but I didn't succumb to his brainwash and escaped. Now I'm basically hiding out from society... with various social media accounts (don't ask) while slowly starting to enjoy my new life."
So AM Seymour is shorthand for Android Man Seymour...that means PM Seymour is Person Man Seymour
7:55 [insert physics majors furiously typing the _literal_ average weight of it taking the mass of involved particles and generated electromagnetic radiation converted to it's mass equivalent to the maximum depths of precision their scientific calculators can handle]
30:41 might I recommend the song "Three Kobolds In A Trenchcoat"? More! Kobolds!
23:48
Who let Pukicho out of containment?
IM SORRY YOU WERE IN THE FUNNY CLOWN HEIST GAME?!?!!
Thank you again for mommy moon bunny. It really means a lot to us
28:12 the kicker with this one is the post dates
12:43 bold of jersy mikes to assume I’m not ten thousand percent a bottom
Twitter thinking Tumblr is full of mentally healthy people makes sense when you remember that all of Tumblr's most obnoxious people jumped ship to Twitter specifically.
20:12 Huh. This is the first time I've worn a tank top in months. I'm wearing sweatpants. I was unpacking the dishwasher as I read this. WHAT.
9:06
Wonder if they saw that one Hey Arnold episode? That's the first thing that came to my mind. XD
Damn it, PM Seymour! The clip of the guy slamming the door woke up my cat with a scared little jump. I will never forgive you.
Ayyyyy, welcome to Phoenix Mr. Seymour's Voicebox!
4:05 I'm no medical expert, but I do have some theoretical knowledge under my belt, and I think it wouldn't be out of the question that a Victorian child at risk (as a result of poverty) of refeeding syndrome could in fact be killed by a Crumbl Brownie Sundae (main concern would be the sugar, triggering the syndrome) and a Panera Charged Lemonade (high in sugar as well as caffeine, which would then worsen the symptoms, increasing the likelihood of a fatality). Then, because knowledge of refeeding syndrome was either exceedingly rare or nonexistent at that time, the likelihood of being treated properly or even at all would be quite low, so medical establishments would not be able to help the child.
"None of you are free of sin" goes so hard
I just love love love watching these videos and seeing posts that have already been on my dash on Tumblr
If am is short for android man is pm short for paranormal man?
16:09
Probably just the plot of his show. Poor dude's been through a lot.
1:37 I know the context for this one, and it makes it even funnier. (Its epic: the musical, Gigi is one of the biggest animatic creators for it. If you haven't checked it out, check it out, its just 30 straight banger songs back to back)
OH THE LAST PICTURE OF HER IS SO CUTE
28:39 love that he responded on September 11
26:00 But I'm a computer science student, and the thing I used to use as a standing desk broke! I have to sit down to get stuff done!
Your pfp starts trauma dumping. I am imagining my youtube one (being Ruby mothertrucking Rose) and my tumblr one (being one of my PCs, who is an immortal celestial who had to lill the entirety of her race with her own hands and isn't allowed to interact with the rest of the world while also having to record every major event taking place, no matter how gruesome they may be.) in that conversation with each other, and like...
I am not sure who would be better of. The eternal one or the 19 year old.
Seeing Saltydkdan in a PM Seymour after watching a Saltydkdan video was straight up whiplash lmao
Ok, I have to out myself, that Alarmo joke took WAYYYYYYY too long for me to process. Just staying silent about it would be criminal.
Whenever I see someone drop a Clanker, I'm 95% sure they're another proud member of the Grand Army of the Republic
16:09 (in refrence to my other pfp that i use on other sites): it tells me where if effing came from. i found it on my dad's old mac book and the next time i tried to find it, it and every other colored version of it was gone.
Payday 2 is already a massive collab with every universe.
Having PM voice act for it isn't surprising at this point.
John Wick, Jacket Hotline Miami, H3H3, Scarface, Bohdi point break, Jimmy Hardcore Henry can be in the same room and it's normal.
You can steal Engi's lvl 1 turret, meet Bill, steal definitely not the green flu, steal crack filled Goat simulator goats, and find Dallas's mask in Stanley Parable.
3:57 this might be the midnight craziness but I could eat that (
The funny thing is i played Payday 2 before i found this channel and i found your voice very VERY familiar and now i know why
man i knew i had real friends when one of them gave me stickers related to my special interest because they recognised it purely from my being unhinged about it despite them never having interacted with it as a media. were literally like thats their blorbo ima get it for them.
15:27 Based piccolo
27:32 I FORGOT THIS MAN VAed TRAVIS, crying that the Minecraft Diaries reboot died in 11eps. Gonna check back up on it and pray they only took a reallllly long break.
It did not go on a really long break, RIP.
3:53 For those who wish to google her, the character’s name is Deborah Gollini
30:36 we are going to need a bigger trench coat
I was there to read the Android 17 thingy, and it was hilarious
1:34 Fear, discussed, bewilderment
3:12
this aged like fucking milk💀💀
19:30 not to be rude, but do people put their ladles in the drawer? My mom’s got a whole bucket-looking-thing (it’s fancy and painted well, very professional, but idk the name) that holds all the spoons/spatulas/ladles/etc outside the drawer, and I never questioned that kitchen setup until today.
Also, those graters are a fucking nightmare. I have a mini heart attack everytime I reach in a stuck drawer thinking it’s a banana masher or smth, and my fingers touch sharp steel. I’ve never gotten cut, but my life flashes before my eyes EVERY time.
WILD GIGI!!!!! (scampers back to the depths of the Epic fandom)
That former teenager who put the paper in the recycling bin is now 30 years old.
22:21 the dream response video (probably idk)
20:30 3 months ago, I had hardly thought about Pokémon in about 15-20 years. Since then, I've watched hundreds of hours of Pokémon content, rearranged the entire national Pokédex in an order I think is far better, and am currently in the process of rigorously ranking every one of them from best to worst, all of which has come with multiple FB posts a day since I find that a good way to organize my thoughts.
Yeah, hyperfixation hits hard.
4:56 Oh, so that's why some of the images I thought would get uploaded refused to get uploaded yesterday
4:00 i always forget crumbl isnt just a Utah thing, it seems like it would be just a Utah thing
11:11 Most?
16:09 UHhhh… he starts talking about the death games and all his past relationships and how much he hates his curse??
14:21 Just make the robots look like fantasy robots. Like Warforged or Omnic
12:16 so, functionally, a $10M tip. good job?
Waffles may be more fun but pancakes just flat out taste better. Pun intended.
Too flat. I need the curves👀
Does anyone else think that those tesla robots look suspiciously like the robots in Michelle's vs. the machines?
Yeah that dragon DOES seem happier with The Orb
11:27 OH MY GOD JAMROCK HOBO
1:33 OH SH ITS GIGI!
8:25 It won’t just be them. Other implications within the post mean that WE are coming as well.
20:30 That's me with Titanic
12:42 I just thought this was a cell membrane for some reason