Cactus Sausage

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  • @BlueStreakStudio
    @BlueStreakStudio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4221

    I'm still wanting to see a "Salvaged by Sausage" series where Mr. Sausage fixes the recipe for bad sausages!!

    • @Blahander
      @Blahander 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Eh, it will probably eventually come as he runs out of ideas.

    • @simoncleret
      @simoncleret 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      REVENGE SAUSAGE

    • @NickJamNG
      @NickJamNG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's a great idea. I like the name too.

    • @cr0w342
      @cr0w342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Someone said "TH-cam Regrind" 🤣

    • @rintsi5689
      @rintsi5689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      content for half a year when mr. sausage learns how to make sausages 😏flour, breadcrumbs, straining and boiling are your friends on the more soggy ones.

  • @UpIsNotJump
    @UpIsNotJump 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1664

    I can't believe I still watch all of these
    They are just so good

    • @gorderumsi6424
      @gorderumsi6424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      sausage is an absolute nightmare

    • @adamlaidler3998
      @adamlaidler3998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ahhh, i knew someone as chaotic as upisnotjumps would watch this aswell

    • @marianolemos908
      @marianolemos908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ye

    • @twilightsparkle75
      @twilightsparkle75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      its getting hard to watch these not gonna lie...its so intriguing. but so goddamn disgusting this one looked full of hair how it strung together with its goo. oh my god i wretched XD

    • @alanyep
      @alanyep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sausage making is an absolute nightmare

  • @juneBug412
    @juneBug412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2417

    with a score that high after such a disastrous execution, this ABSOLUTELY deserves a re-do! maybe an adjustment to the pork-cactus ratio would help

    • @Chuck_Huckler
      @Chuck_Huckler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      i'd say add an egg and some cornstarch. Also get your equipment fixed! That's half the problem!

    • @alexgoldsmith8598
      @alexgoldsmith8598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Definitely some more pork I think

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Can only concur, this has a lot of potential.

    • @ghostsyynx
      @ghostsyynx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Chuck_Huckler Do you think he'd still have common bursting issues if he grilled the sausages? Or maybe boil/freeze before cooking?

    • @7thrx
      @7thrx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It might have burst so much because he didn't get all the spines out.

  • @Tarrot
    @Tarrot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    From watching an Adam Ragusea video on cactii and eating them, the preferred method of removing the spines is to burn them off, because there are microscopic spines that still attach to the cactii fruit (and are what likely lead to most of the bursting). Maybe trying that would help.

    • @tomashalusek9181
      @tomashalusek9181 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Obviously this dude is way more advanced than Adam Ragusea.

    • @BruceAlarie
      @BruceAlarie 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ow!

    • @skinwalker69420
      @skinwalker69420 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Was about to say that

    • @GreatWhiteWeasel
      @GreatWhiteWeasel หลายเดือนก่อน

      Truth, I use spineless cactus for my grilled Napolis.

  • @danielwilliams9473
    @danielwilliams9473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1565

    Never have I been so relieved to see him NOT throw an entire ingredient whole into the grinder

    • @patientnr.0409
      @patientnr.0409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      It sure says a lot about how many times he threw the whole thing in if this is top partial.

    • @alex-epsilon
      @alex-epsilon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      *flashbacks to the fish sausage*

    • @HowToChangeName
      @HowToChangeName 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Whole fish flashback not intensified

    • @trashcanjoe4902
      @trashcanjoe4902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Never have I wanted to see him do it more
      For science

    • @ThereMayBeLions
      @ThereMayBeLions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This madlad threw an entire Subway Sub, wrapper and all, into the machine xD.

  • @kalechips4564
    @kalechips4564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    Mrs. Sausage joining you in the “Let’s Sausage” is so endearing

  • @LazerLord10
    @LazerLord10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1932

    Probably a boil will be in order for the re-do. Have we ever tried crisping the outside in an oven of some sort?

    • @gameboy3d943
      @gameboy3d943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Grilling is a go-to. Squeeze some lime juice, after grilling and you got some nice toppings on a taco

    • @aidanwalsh2522
      @aidanwalsh2522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      witchcraft

    • @scott7024
      @scott7024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Strain it after grinding

    • @jonbass6346
      @jonbass6346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      My very Italian wife suggested adding breadcrumbs to help it firm up!

    • @devincasebeer4459
      @devincasebeer4459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How about smoking the sausage?

  • @Ceebs4Mayor
    @Ceebs4Mayor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love the culinary journey Mr. Sausage is on. Nopales is such an underrated ingredient. Try salting and grilling the cactus before mixing with raw pork, that should help the bursting. Some cumin and chili powder if you really want the fajitas flavor

  • @HighDefinition48
    @HighDefinition48 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1034

    i think a redo episode is in store, cactus sausage needs it’s redemption
    maybe some corn starch would help out the consistency

    • @zachsmcl
      @zachsmcl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      the muselage in the cactus acts as a thickener. corn starch would turn this into an actual dough

    • @hopeforescape884
      @hopeforescape884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Maybe desiccate the cactus to get rid of all of the water, I don't think he has a Rotary evaporator or a desiccation chamber but something like that could work.

    • @CosmicShadowMari0
      @CosmicShadowMari0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Corn starch and boiling the sausage before frying it

    • @DearMonroeville
      @DearMonroeville 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zachsmcl maybe panko?

    • @MikoSquiz
      @MikoSquiz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Potato flour. Corn starch is gonna make it even gummier.

  • @JustsomeKid93
    @JustsomeKid93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Man everything about this one from the slimyness to the way it came out of the grinder to the pre burst to the burst burst was just absolutely disastrous and honestly kinda disturbing, good job!

  • @merickbrother2122
    @merickbrother2122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    Nopales are delicious; it's a common dish in Mexican cuisine. Made into a sausage? Revolutionary! You should re-do this one, Mr. Sausage.

    • @chinito.lechero
      @chinito.lechero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i love nopales when they are grilled they taste amazing

    • @Juleru
      @Juleru 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What do they taste like?

    • @darkast2679
      @darkast2679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i think it burst due to cactus spikes still not removed

    • @chinito.lechero
      @chinito.lechero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Juleru it’s hard to describe, but it has a very authentic and unique mexican taste

    • @merickbrother2122
      @merickbrother2122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Juleru the texture is chewy, and the taste is something like a green bell pepper.

  • @-UseSoap_
    @-UseSoap_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The turkey gobbles are a 10/10. Kills me every time.

  • @Durgen213
    @Durgen213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    The consistency as you poured it into the bowl was peak comedy

  • @41rmartin
    @41rmartin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    For future reference if there are a couple of stubborn / small spikes you can't get to: just hold a lighter to them until they catch. They're a lot dryer than the rest of the cactus so they'll burn up and it won't affect the edible part at all.

  • @RosiYYAP
    @RosiYYAP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    I'm absolutely shocked this scored as high as it did after that debacle, a real comeback story

    • @diegodarriba
      @diegodarriba 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      but itonly scored 1mark ruffalo?

    • @jacobpekari
      @jacobpekari 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What a Way to spoil it for the rest of us who just clicked on it and read your comment by accident for it being the top 😂

    • @acapulcogoldpablo8096
      @acapulcogoldpablo8096 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm not... I eat nopales all the time, sometimes raw. I knew that's what would save it.

    • @UnionParkPlumbing
      @UnionParkPlumbing 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They had us in the first half not going to lie

    • @RamenPoweredShitFactory
      @RamenPoweredShitFactory 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@diegodarriba Yeah, it really was going terrible before the taste test.

  • @NickJamNG
    @NickJamNG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    6:30 Hey, that's me! Glad to contribute to this nightmare of a sausage 😂

  • @soulknife20
    @soulknife20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    You cook nopales like okra almost. Boil until tender, rinse a few times because they release a slime like okra. You can also fry them too. Cut them into strips, fry them in oil or lard, season with salt and pepper. Roasted Nopales and corn tacos are amazing.

    • @Gatorade69
      @Gatorade69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Prickly pears are also pretty good too.

    • @mikedacoolnerd788
      @mikedacoolnerd788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My grandma used to make them with eggs for breakfast. Very tasty.

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      makes sense, I mean, it's a slimy vegetable. fried sounds pretty good actually

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fried in lard yes....

    • @thesporkening
      @thesporkening 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i'm pretty sure it has the same stuff as okra

  • @slavkei
    @slavkei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the bits you and Mrs Sausage do for the sausage show. Always gets a giggle from me.
    If I may, try dried cactus in a sausage instead! Cactus is mostly water, so buying pre-dried cactus and grinding it up with the pork may push that sausage up a few numbers.
    Serve with a side of prickly pears for a full cactus sausage breakfast!

  • @markhowell9440
    @markhowell9440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    I love how you introduce the garlic powder and onion powder like some wild West bandit brothers.

  • @LSparkzwz
    @LSparkzwz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Grilled cactus is simply amazing, I'd eat it every day if I could.
    You'd probably need to dry them or something for a sausage though, since they're full of that gooey water.

  • @antonhengst8667
    @antonhengst8667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    greetings from tucson az we will now play this on loop 24/7 on every public tv screen. mr. sausage, you're officially one of us.

  • @Westvale639RBLX
    @Westvale639RBLX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    0:11 owowowowowow

    • @TelieaSellers
      @TelieaSellers 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Idk why that made me laugh so hard💀

  • @霊
    @霊 2 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    I really thought he was gonna put it in spikes and all, I’m so glad he didn’t LOL

    • @TheCynicalDude_
      @TheCynicalDude_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You call the thorns "spikes"? Nice, I like that.

    • @killerqueen2096
      @killerqueen2096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But where's the fun in that

    • @RazanaArcclaw
      @RazanaArcclaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      oh he literally did, you are NOT supposed to peel them like that, he 100% got like TONS of little spikes and thorns in em now, was gunna say he might legit hurt himself with this cause unless you do it right you can hurt yourself eating cactus.

    • @kueapel911
      @kueapel911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he'd literally dead from eating those thorns. Stomach holes aint pretty

    • @Ranzord95
      @Ranzord95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I think he fucked up, I believe these kinds of cacti have a ton of tiny little thorns on their surface aside from the large ones he removed, I think people instead roast the surface on direct flame to burn them
      if he updates stating his mouth hurts... we know why

  • @da_pikmin_coder8367
    @da_pikmin_coder8367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:24 now we know where Nickelodeon slime comes from

  • @tiltiege7842
    @tiltiege7842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Petition for Mr. Sausage to redo the cactus sausage in Order to find out how great it can be if it doesn't burst and leak

  • @gnollman
    @gnollman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man, I saw the title and got super excited. So close! You cut it up about right (maybe a little smaller), but you gotta salt it and fry the nopales up until it starts to sweat, and then just saute at a lower heat until it cooks dry. Delicious.

  • @SeverelyGlitchy
    @SeverelyGlitchy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Bruh. You gotta boil the cactus after taking off the spines. Otherwise, it's WAY too slimy. As you saw.

  • @CUCHIE68
    @CUCHIE68 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you so much. We here in SWFL at home grow thornless cactus & Chaya spinach. I told my husband I need a recipe to make sausage with nopales/Chaya & all that we are growing. I am so amazed & grateful I found your site. Thank you……God Bless….

  • @spaceduckofdreams806
    @spaceduckofdreams806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Your commitment to sausaging has peaked and yet you somehow keep raising the bar. Thank you mr sausage, for giving us the privilege of viewing your glory.

    • @trashcanjoe4902
      @trashcanjoe4902 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh god the ceiling keeps shattering!

  • @GlazeonthewickeR
    @GlazeonthewickeR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mrs. Sausage’s disgusted “ugh” at 3:11 is legendary

  • @DontBeWhore
    @DontBeWhore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    This episode is proof I will watch this man grind and stuff anything

  • @melckyrva22
    @melckyrva22 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I appreaciate you for going trough the trouble of cleaning all of that mess after the filming was over.

  • @ikikaera3402
    @ikikaera3402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Agree with everyone that this needs a redo. This has serious potential and needs to be perfected.
    You're onto something here and you can't stop just yet.

    • @harryballshd
      @harryballshd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      the person below me worships hitler

    • @ikikaera3402
      @ikikaera3402 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      true

    • @harryballshd
      @harryballshd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ikikaera3402 tf i was trying to prevent bots

    • @BruceAlarie
      @BruceAlarie ปีที่แล้ว

      OW!

    • @BruceAlarie
      @BruceAlarie 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      mucus

  • @partyinthecloudkingdom
    @partyinthecloudkingdom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    next time you find yourself looking to cook with nopales (the paddles of prickly pear cactus), just take a lighter or stove burner to them! the irritating hairs that surround their larger thorns are actually the bigger problem when cooking a nopal, and its much easier and faster to hold them over a small flame with some tongs than it is to try to cut them off and then pull tiny little glochid hairs out of your fingers for a week after. burning also works on their fruit, its an excellent way to prepare them for consumption :)

  • @jordanloux3883
    @jordanloux3883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Do an avocado sausage next. That way you can yell about how expensive it was to make!

    • @DarkWaWeeGee
      @DarkWaWeeGee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The gasoline sausage

    • @jordanloux3883
      @jordanloux3883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@DarkWaWeeGee NFT sausage

    • @DiveBombRebel
      @DiveBombRebel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He did guacamole sausage. Hot avocado apparently doesn't taste good.

    • @manuelsputnik
      @manuelsputnik 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Avocadoes are expensive in the US?

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@manuelsputnikThey're really not but "avocado toast", a dish that costs like a buck to make, is for some reason seen as the height of degenerate lavishness because it's popular with young people so the corpos dismiss it as unnecessary extravagance and "if you didn't spend your money on avocado toast you'd be able to save" and blah blah blah

  • @zepwarren2995
    @zepwarren2995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm here for the Mr. & Mrs sausage saying "let's sausage" in unison. What a fun episode! 🌭

    • @BruceAlarie
      @BruceAlarie 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ow!

  • @joshuaandrewvives9676
    @joshuaandrewvives9676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I can tell already this video is going to be very interesting never heard of cactus sausage before keep up the great work hello from Slidell Louisiana

  • @lazarusthibodeaux
    @lazarusthibodeaux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:54 what the doctor said when I was born

  • @druidicdwarf
    @druidicdwarf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    A record breaking pre-burst! Amazing

  • @trickvro
    @trickvro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:40 Duuude! Use the pouring spout! 😂

  • @tinybass8747
    @tinybass8747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I don't know if it was done intentionally for St Patrick's day but I like the green theme of the last 4 episodes, from frogs legs, to pickle juice, to shamrock shakes and now cactus, very nice.

  • @Super_Pizzaman5
    @Super_Pizzaman5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:32 mrs.sausage : "how much you got in here"
    Mr sausage : "i got a lot"
    Mr sausage: "œeoeoeoeoeeo!!!"
    Mr sausage: "its bursting all over"

  • @Shadowmech88
    @Shadowmech88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I'm surprised that the flavor turned out so good. The snot-like consistency didn't seem promising.
    This may have been one of the most aggressively bursting sausages ever on the show, though. What could be the cause?
    Could it be like pineapple and some enzyme in the cactus is dissolving the casing?

    • @liger04
      @liger04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's a fun, incredibly gross, side effect of how cacti can survive in the desert. That goop that looks disturbingly like snot (called "mucilage") will absorb any water it touches and swell up. Since it was fresh from a cactus it probably had a good amount of water in it already. Heating the goop while it was mixed in the sausage made it release all that water which pretty much guaranteed it was going to burst and drown before it could ever get crispy.
      The best bet for a crispy cactus sausage would be to get rid of the mucilage, but that stuff is in every inch of a cactus... maybe a wash and a cold soak to dilute it?

    • @emmanuelsm4289
      @emmanuelsm4289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Here in México we eat a lot of that cactus (aka 'Nopal') and since Mr Sausage was the one removing the spikes, I am confident he missed a couple of those tiny mfs bc Nopales are faaaar from acid/solvent like. He could ask someone with more experience to 'clean' them up for him if he ever tried to redo this sausage.
      Also all that slimy stuff is tasty as heck but can be removed as well if he 'roasts' the cactus beforehand. This recipe has quite the room for improvement.

    • @srgtgunner
      @srgtgunner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@emmanuelsm4289 bruh thats awesome

  • @myguy9320
    @myguy9320 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    a return to the old camera angles was very comforting. thank you mr sausage

  • @Gelatinous_Behemoth
    @Gelatinous_Behemoth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    These are getting out of control I love it

  • @InvadeNormandy
    @InvadeNormandy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The bursts were probably due to you still having little prickles and spikes still in there, since you gotta boil it to let the spikes release from their little sockets.

  • @franciscovincent7035
    @franciscovincent7035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Sausage man, please, they taken me hostage, they won't let me go until you make the Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad Sausage

  • @crumman4299
    @crumman4299 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I used to live in Arizona my mom and I used to make prickly pear jelly with the pads, you need to take a flame thrower to it to char off the pricklys than you can boil it to take off the skin and get the better tasting part

  • @funnymanstan4145
    @funnymanstan4145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I know you've got a lot of this comment on this episode already, but I figure the more you get, the more likely it will happen. I agree that we need a redo. I think it pre-burst because of the pressure, it looked incredibly packed, I don't know how to solve that one, but it's a thought. Definitely do a boil if you manage to avoid a pre-burst

  • @sagehash
    @sagehash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think that main issue mightve been the oversized nozzle, the casing couldnt handle such a large amount of sausage innards at once

  • @d3ku812
    @d3ku812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Ah the nopal sausage, this one required the cactus to be cut in squares then boiled, once its a dark green color take it out and put it in a bowl, mix with salt and let it rest for half an hour just to remove the slime factor, that will highly help the sausage and less pork just to see if it doesn't burst again

  • @DMG5146
    @DMG5146 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This has to be the quenchiest sausage he’s made.

  • @justisdrewery9432
    @justisdrewery9432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The only way I can describe the texture and consistency is "Meat Snot"

  • @vgenisis
    @vgenisis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mrs. Sausage
    An episode where Mrs. Sausage comes up with her own idea for a sausage and keeps it a mystery until you begin filming.

  • @maxwelljacobs961
    @maxwelljacobs961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "This is the slimiest sausage, to date..." - Has there not yet been an aloe vera sausage?? How has such an obvious sausage been avoided? Was the "to date" a hint??

  • @frosty_owl4622
    @frosty_owl4622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That sausage was hell bent on disqualifying itself lol, great that it was still able to earn a 3.5

  • @Flood520
    @Flood520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Been a while since I've laughed this hard at an episode. Especially around 5:13

  • @jackwilliamtaylor5656
    @jackwilliamtaylor5656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watching the sausage meat go from the measuring jug to the mixing bowl took several years off my life expectancy. I kept expecting it move like a liquid but it just REFUSED

  • @lisabeavis8598
    @lisabeavis8598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Reminds me of the time where GrayStillPlays got a manscaped sponsorship and shaved a cactus

  • @pieseasmyseas
    @pieseasmyseas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know the box has gotten groddy if he handels it with a glove.

  • @GabeTheGrump
    @GabeTheGrump 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:12 that straight up looks like dog vomit after they eat a bunch of grass.

  • @hyperzillas
    @hyperzillas 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is probably my favorite episode in a very long time! I'm so glad that it was actually good. I can't wait until you come back to this idea.

  • @anubisgodess2353
    @anubisgodess2353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Now while this may not be a sausage for mr. Sausage himself I can totally see the tortoise Whisperer giving this the big Ike and Damia and all of his other tortoises.😂❤🐢

  • @mr0sleepie660
    @mr0sleepie660 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the most invested I've ever been in a sausage scoring highly, got to love an underdog story!

  • @ebinecksdee9872
    @ebinecksdee9872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    You should do a white claw flavored sausage, so many flavors to choose from

  • @bobthesmallturtleyt1731
    @bobthesmallturtleyt1731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    From distance: it’ll quench ya! -sokka

  • @stompchunkman4248
    @stompchunkman4248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As a Mexican, I weep for this nopales mishandling. If you ever want to cook cactus, cut it into small squares, cook it with some oil and salt, then add a splash of vinegar (this removes some of the drool they have), or mix it with some canned chipotles, which will also help reduce the drool as well.
    Add ground or cubed beef, some pepper and garlic and onion, and you have a pretty tasty meal.
    Either that, or cook the cactus, then mix some eggs and chopped onions for a nice breakfast.

  • @nuclearduck13
    @nuclearduck13 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The trepidation throughout this whole episode was palpable, but especially the "let's sausage"

  • @clegge7
    @clegge7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Should make juice with the leftovers. I hear it's the quenchiest!

  • @animeredditor2046
    @animeredditor2046 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yooo this actually has potential! Need a re-do on this in the future!

  • @polyblank73
    @polyblank73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    YUM! Do pan scraping sausage next!

  • @PhrenicosmicOntogeny
    @PhrenicosmicOntogeny หลายเดือนก่อน

    "This is what a mistake looks like" is the phrase that crosses my mind every time I see my reflection.

  • @xGimpyx
    @xGimpyx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:14 It looks like Soylent Green.

    • @ThatRealDudeCoop
      @ThatRealDudeCoop 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Human meat sausage confirmed.

  • @thatoneweirdguy7447
    @thatoneweirdguy7447 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your dedication to stretching the definition of sausage is admirable.

  • @twistedpear18
    @twistedpear18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My man, you pretty much just made an okra sausage, but with spiky bits. This functionality makes it identical to the fabled snot sausage, I suppose.

    • @OfLanceTheLonginus
      @OfLanceTheLonginus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretty sure prickly pear cactus don’t taste like okra my gut

  • @onewingedfallendemo1
    @onewingedfallendemo1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Grilled cactus is amazing and it is way less slimy and more like a cooked bell pepper after it's been grilled. Maybe season the sausage mix like you would for a molcajete mixto? Some cumin and chile de arbol powder along with your garlic, salt, onion powder and pepper.

  • @MrDerWolle
    @MrDerWolle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    thanks for 0:11 xD

  • @danielchin4198
    @danielchin4198 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    100% worth a redo. Id love to watch you make it a 5/5.

  • @elijahh2220
    @elijahh2220 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Him putting the cooked sausage down ON THE SAME SURFACE as raw meat, including a shot with the bun touching it, is really what got me about this one

  • @megaclodsire
    @megaclodsire 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was the most violent one yet. With that said, I'm with everyone else that this deserves a redo

  • @mr_JackSchwarze
    @mr_JackSchwarze 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You’ll never run out of content my friend, good luck to you

  • @spddiesel
    @spddiesel ปีที่แล้ว

    Maybe try making a mulcajete mixto sausage. You get the cactus leaves, but it's usually served with beef and shrimp, along with other veggies and rice as well. The Mrs and I love it and it might make for a better sausage

  • @knightofendor8384
    @knightofendor8384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would suggest cooking the ground cactus in a pan to release some of the water but I’ve no idea how that’d react with the muselage tbh

  • @zachrowe1511
    @zachrowe1511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Revisit this sausage! Justice for the cactus!

  • @help6961
    @help6961 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:36 "Can't say from experience but I'm pretty sure spikes in the sausage would not be good."
    Me: *gets flashbacks from the corn dog sausage*

  • @waynegvater
    @waynegvater 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Out of all the manscape ads, this one actually got me to purchase something.

  • @herowither12354
    @herowither12354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    After you mixed in the seasonings, it looked like tuna salad made with undrained tuna.

  • @kyledilbert6424
    @kyledilbert6424 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I heard that some cacti, specifically the prickly pear, have near-microscopic spines around their bigger, more visible spines that stick to your skin and feel like fiberglass. The next time you do this (if you ever), you may want to use fire, as I heard that burns/melts the spines so that they’re no longer a problem.

  • @16floz
    @16floz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't think I've ever seen a sausage bust prematurely like that

  • @Blockistium
    @Blockistium 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The utter _dread_ permeating this entire video is incredible.

  • @fatcat1414
    @fatcat1414 ปีที่แล้ว

    Between this and the aloe vera, I never realized the potential in succulent sausage.

  • @ParanoidCarrot
    @ParanoidCarrot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    SUGGESTION: Reindeer sausage or Raindeer dish sausage. We have traditional Finnish dish called Poron käristys, "fried Reindeer, yeah we are good at naming things" basiclly its Fried Reindeer in a brown sauce along with potato smash. and with a side serving of Lingonberry jam, Some recipies put a bit of beer to the brown sauce, but my family does not.
    ps- the Reindeer meat is Chewie and lean meat so you need to add pork fat
    So be a Darling sausage maker and make some reindeer sausage

  • @dandersonanza
    @dandersonanza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Absolutely revolting. I have no idea why I eat while I watch. Well done.

  • @QuestionSleep0112358
    @QuestionSleep0112358 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    TH-cam comment suggestions: I want you to make what you would consider an award worthy sausage. I want you to make the best sausage you can think of. Be it exotic meats, or a bunch of spices, whatever. But I want you to make the greatest sausage you can think of, and then sell it as merch.

  • @matt123411
    @matt123411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now I want to see a prickly pear fruit sausage

  • @SkateboardCaes
    @SkateboardCaes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was cute how you both went “let’s sausage”

  • @Barrel4336
    @Barrel4336 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    For those that don't know, cactus leaves like this are similar to okra in that they produce a gel like substance that can act a bit like a thickener

  • @stxrenegade
    @stxrenegade 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Growing up i would go to the backyard. pick some prickly pear leaves/pads cut it into short slivers. cook it with onions and chorizo. throw in a few eggs to the mix and put in a tortilla. (and cant forget the habanero salsa)

  • @Scott...
    @Scott... 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I don’t say this from experience, but I don’t think the spikes would taste nice”
    - the guy who grinded a corn dog stick into a sausage

  • @peterlukach310
    @peterlukach310 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My finger flinched holding my phone showing the cactuses