It's not what you think it is, it's Geoduck Sausage
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This was a jarring sausage to make.
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You can't fool me Mr. Sausage, this is clearly not a duck.
😂
Havent heard it make one noise when he put it in the grinder
And it's not gooey enough to be called gooey. But why the hell is it spelled geo? Makes no sense.
@@riskvideos For modesty' sake.. they couldn't call it a phallus..
It's part of a duck 😉
I like how he essentially removed a casing to just grind it up and put it in another casing.
should have put it back into the original skin
@@therealhecatonchires The fore-skin, even.
@@joelsmith3473 the before-skin some may say
@@lydiamorton6341 The Land Before Skin Time
its called docking
We've had a lot of phallic jokes on this show, but Mr. Sausage shouting, "L'chaim!" might've been the best one of them all!
I fucking lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@painwithoutsuffering same that really caught me off guard lol.😂
I don't get it.
@@HYDEinallcaps it's a circumcision joke
Absolutely one for the books
I have never felt more pain watching a sausage video
This is up there with brain.
I didn't feel it until the gargling sound hit.
What about the Bull sausage?
there’s a literal Bull Twig n Berries sausage
aka
a SausageCeption
bull pride sausage and Halloween specials
The worst part of that you're supposed to put open the part that sticks out from sand and clean it out because there's usually sand in it. If you don't, it's a potentially unpleasant eating experience.
You're also supposed to clean it out in salt water before boiling to get rid of the fishy smell and can dry it in your freezer for a few days and then sausage it. This makes it less fishy and more palatable, but honestly this sausage was a lost cause as soon as you thought about sausaging it
he forgets to prep any unusual seafood featured on the show it's normal
i'm gonna take a wild guess and say that no amount of proper preparation would make this sausage worth the work
At that point why the hell do people even bother eating it?!
@@RockShowVideos probably people just see them and be like yeah what if I could eat one of those and then find out that they can
The thought of having to sound something before I can eat it kind of makes me lose my appetite
I always love the episodes where even from the thumbnail I can tell this was a terrible idea
stocking *stuffer?* bro that was a whole stocking in itself
Berd
I love your videos XOXO
Hey man
@@dangus69420 who
Berd has arrived! (I know I'm a year late)
Have you thought about doing an end of the year sausage awards? Think of the category possibilities! Best Sausage. Worst sausage. Best on screen kiss. We'd love to see it.
Plus we don’t get to see Mr Sausage in all his glory much these days, he could wear a suit and be like a host
-Best Sausage (the best 5/5 sausage)
-Wurst Sausage (the worst 0/5 sausage)
-Best Will It Blow? (the best 5/5 will it blow)
-Best Underdog Story (an ingredient that *shouldn't* work as a sausage, but somehow turned out at least a 4/5)
-Biggest Disappointment (an ingredient that *should have* worked, but somehow turned out a 2 at most)
-Best Performance (Sausage parodies of songs as he pours it in the can)
-Best Guest (Mrs. Sausage doesn't count)
-Best Mrs. Sausage Moment (Anything Mrs. Sausage has ever said or done)
-Best Sausage Icon (used at the end of the show to depict the score)
Maybe more categories, I'm sure I've missed something here
I think you mean the best and wurst
@@occultnightingale1106 I like this idea a lot
@@alexandersteel7272 Oh my God that's genius. Mr.Sausage, the people need an award show!
I love the episodes where the regret is immediate from the start
Anyone else desperately want Mark Ruffalo
to acknowledge this channel’s existence?
For a very long time yes. Haha
Oh my word, yes.
Who is he? A real person?
@@TheKingOfBeans he is the guy who plays the hulk in marvel movies
Nah, he blows.
You should make ordinary duck sausage next, then goose sausage. Then you'll have made geoduck, duck, goose for the trifecta.
Geogoose? Geodugoose
I say put all three together for a true duck, duck, goose sausage.
Gooey duck duck goose sounds like a traumatizing childhood incident
When you degloved that geoduck it gave me full body shivers. Great work as always Mr. Sausage!!
L’chaim!!!!
The sound is horrendous
That awkward moment when your sausage art gets featured in an episode, but the main sausage art doesn’t end up used in the rating because the sausage is rated 0/5 😵💫
greetings fellow art maker for ordinary sausage
It's rare to get that (luckiest is had to be 1.5/5 or 3.5/5)
@@Vixikitsi bro is that inflation furry art
@@seronymus no it was a mark boxallo on the wasabi episode
@@Vixikitsican you make inflation furry art?
1:30 I love that even the grinder sounds like it nearly threw up
This is going on the Eldritch horror sausage list.
There's a college in my state that has a Geoduck for its mascot, and the costume is hilarious to behold.
The Evergreen State College?
My man you can't just say that without anymore info. You gotta tell us who so we can go see for ourselves.
@@thegoodwitchluzura it is Evergreen, yeah. And it is a spectacular mascot. Especially the older model.
@@thegoodwitchluzura Evergreen? More like Everpeen 😂
I clicked on this while I was eating chinese food and it’s been a few minutes and I still haven’t started eating again. This was quite a unique video, Mr Sausage, thank you.
i watched this while eating
..finished eating
this sausage has probably caused me the most mental anguish yet and thats really saying something
Empathy-wise; this was on-par with the Bull Testicle Sausage; at least as it was going into the grinder.
CBT sausage
This was disgusting, sickening, uncomfortable, unfortunate, and deeply troubling.
Thank you, I love it.
Huh, I'm fasting today, and this episode is just what I needed to get me through the day!
That l'chaim was amazingly well placed
The pain i felt from watching this video is unbearable
@Harle of the moon 😂😂😂
@Harle of the moon na i just saw the geoduck and knew what would happen
Or maaybe just maybe i can see the future 🦆
"l'chaim!"
He did one with bull junk so
I hereby apologize to the sausage community because I am giving up requesting an anchovies pizza sausage. I've lost count of how many times I've asked. Thank you to all that tried to help.
Don’t put the man through this 😂
Anchovy pizza sausage actually sounds pretty decent, but I actually like Anchovy pizza so take that for what you will.
o7
they got a COMMUNTITY???
Thank you for your service, brother o7
There's a perverse beauty in grinding up such a phallic piece of meat, only to return it to it's original form by making it into a sausage.
NOTE: When you use his link it only gets you 60% off your order. if you want the extra10% you have to manually add in the code in a small box they hid towards the bottom of the page. The 70% does work, just used it, but again you have to manually input the code.
Of course using Pansear against Geoduck turned out badly. That's a Fire type going up against a Rock/Water, of course it's going to lose.
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life, thank you extraordinary sausage
My understanding is that Geoduck is infamously hard to work with as it needs to be treated a certain way to taste good. That's why it was often used as a sabotage on Cutthroat Kitchen...
For Christmas can we get the gasoline sausage everyone’s been asking for?
I work in a school cafeteria in chicago and kids are mean an make fun of my deformed face, WELL I get bak at them by stratzing there food withvmy dirty fingernales. They look confused at there food that has scratzes on it but I scratz there food hhehehe an teacher not belive them!! Haha
@@RyanCoomer 🗿
@DoctarRyans I once worked at a cafeteria and I hid a kids inhaler and he suffocated 🤣
add some light bulbs itll burst without them
@@WeirdSmellyMan Classic prank
Finally adding a binder. Well done on your progress lord sausage.
That, Will It Blow, choking cough Mr. Sausage made was disgusting but perfectly hilarious.
“It’s colder in Chicago”😂😂😂😂
Love digging up geoduck at the coast. It's great as sashimi sliced thinnly with some custom fish sauce and lime.
I used to think.. “Why didn’t I come up with the idea for this channel? I could totally do this….”
Then I saw this episode. I have now learned that I could not do this. Props to you mr sausage. You dared go where I would not
try cooking everything in coke cola or however u spell it i'd watch that
Are you as witty? Are you as creative? Do you have a funny voice?
The idea is only the foundation.
I need this episode to be about 6 minutes shorter
😂😂😂
Sorry but the Hello Rotten sponsor must flow
@@unquestionableexistance8704 GO TO HELLo fresh.
the man buys 4 Lobster Tails for a sausage, but only 1 Geoduck? this is madness!
cant believe that was $70 worth of geoduck
$120 on geoduck!
Few things give me more joy than a good, "Here we go!"
i didn't know what a geoduck was before, but I now know what a geoduck sausage is!
"Rip the sheathe right off"
I. . .I never want to hear that again
Well, now we need Venus muscle sausage.
I demand you redo this with the sheath for casing
Excellent. Now do a grandma's ashes sausage for the snowy vibe of Christmas.
He just ground up a geoduck then turned it into another geoduck
The geoduck is such a travesty of evolution and I love it. It’s like you’d found a clam and decided to stuff a severed leg into it. It looks like a Pokemon fans would ridicule, and the shellfish Pokemon are generally popular.
I don't remember asking for nightmare fuel for Christmas, but... here we are.
Nah, we're all here by choice, we definitely asked for it. XD
Doing great work as always!
Not sure if this has been done before, but if not, suggestion for the holidays. A Hickory Farms Holiday Gift Box sausage, complete with the little cakes, candies, and sauces it comes with.
Thanks for all your hard work, Mr. Sausage!
That is a great idea!
This is the first ever sausage from Mr. Sausage where I actually felt sick watching it
Fun fact: Geoducks are one of the longest-lived animals in the world, and have been known to live up to 179 years old.
Who knows how old this one was before it ended up in a casing...
Poor dude lived through 2 world wars probably only to be violated and put in a hot dog bun
I think I’ve seen it all. Pack it up you guys. You did good
That certainly is a gooey duck
I’ve been watching this channel since the beginning, which I believe is coming up on two years in a few months or so, and still during every episode I say to myself, “Oh you poor bastard…”
I’m really amazed 😯he’s still torturing himself for us 😂
Absolutely lost it at "l'chaim!". S tier commentary.
Mr. Sausage: "All the fellas in the audience are about to feel this one"
Me: "New bottom surgery just dropped"
🩷🤍💙
I've never been so uncomfortable with a sausage.
The only sausage that looks like something id feed my nemesis
Extremely happy that Manscaped wasn't this week's sponsor.
5:33 is he having a stroke🤣😂🤣😆🤣what noise was that?
One of the most cursed sausage videos. Terribly brilliant.
You should Chase the grinder out with bread to get the last of your stuff and a full grind
POV: You're Mr Sausage and Mrs. Sausage said she doesn't have a headache tonight 0:28
Try taping the box to the wall to stop it flopping forward every time
Knock downs are part of the scoring system. Maybe. It's unclear.
Can't believe Mr. Sausage gave a shellfish a circumcision live on camera
“The fellas in the audience are about to feel this one”
Of all the sausages I'm surprised this one didn't clog the grinder
Now do what we think it is
Like the bull episode? 😅
This sausage making is even more Obscene than the time he used actual Bull Bits to make one
Bruh im from allyn Washington and that's where they have the geoduck festival. THEY TURN IT INTO ICE CREAM. No I didn't try it and I never will
Repeatedly doing the back 10 seconds thing at the very beginning sounds really funny
I felt betrayed when I first heard how Geoduck is pronounced. Pokemon lied to me.
Did you mean "Gooey-dude"?
this is an extraordinary sausage
My brain initially misread the title as Godrick Sausage, and I'm not sure I wanna think about what horrors would go into making that.
BEAR WITNESS!
A bunch of old and shriveled limbs I imagine
Just a bunch of sausages from old episodes grafted together
A 0/5 sausage with pieces of multiple different 5/5 sausages glued to it.
Use some old bay or seafood boil as seasoning and fill it out with oysters or clams
Cant believe he spent 60 dollars for half a geoduck😢
ARTICHOKE SAUSAGE!!!
Actually yeah that sounds good. Need garlic butter sauce
@@nikkothegoblin boiled then bbqed with butter and salt just how i like it
This episode killed my appetite in the middle of eating my ham sammy. Thanks Mr. Grinds-up-man-Sausage!
If anyone is wondering what that is it's just a giant clam
Nice try pal last time somebody told me that I became a parent!
Talkin about cooter!
This was an incredible episode
Well, if he ever gets another one of these and a revisit to the bull sausage, it's going to be a horrifying spin on surf n turf.
"This makes a great stocking stuffer"
Mr. Sausage, that could easily be the stocking itself.
Tis the season to give Blue Koolaid Powder sausage.
Also shoutouts to Geodude, one of the coolest dudes in gen 1 Pokemon.
FYI the tube part can usually have sand inside of it, your supposed to butterfly it and clean it out.
This is one of the sausage of all time.
The white thing that you didn't recognize was the muscle that keeps the shell closed, the buttcheek-looking things on either side of the white thing was the stomach, and the membrane that you _thought_ was its stomach was actually its gills.
Kitten sausage
I don’t know, he’s already done a couple Asian food sausages.
Now you have to do a HelloFresh Sausage. It's only right.
I can't believe Bimbish just posted a sausage video and you weren't in it. A travesty, I say! Also, this video may give me nightmares.
now this man is making sausages from pokemon what a world we are living
"all the fellas in the audience are gonna feel this one"
My legs had just started slowly closing right before you said that. Like I didn't even really pay attention to it til you said lol
4:52 It's gonna get more WHAT?
I genuinely did not know the correct pronunciation thank you sausage
Now all we need is the mountain range, apple, volcano, and hydroplane sausages.
4:14 Ordinary Sausage is the only guy that can make a "go to HelloFresh" ad and my first instinct will be him saying go to hell
when i die also hope to have one last defiant squirt
😂 I didn’t know what these were until I was watch Bizarre Foods and they were digging these out of the sand
I felt really confident that Mr. Sausage was going to say, "3.... 2.... 1.... on second thought, let's not sausage today."
He brought back the pan sear on the one sausage that was definitely going to burst
I had no prior knowledge of this animal existing and quite frankly I refuse to believe this is an inhabitant of earth
make my wish come true, all I want for Christmas is sea urchin sausage