As a teenager, I got a job at a local garage valeting cars. We had this beautiful mignight blue XJ in once - walnut dash, big leather seats and all that. The centre console was massive with an ashtray on either side; both ashtrays were full of Cartier cigarette butts, and the ones in the passenger side had red lipstick on. That's when I decided that one day, I too would own a Jaaaag.
I think the owner was hoping you were going to clear out the cigarette butts with red lipstick on as they weren't smoked by his wife. Probably his secretary's or the new office junior. "I'm awfully sorry dear; I know it's our anniversary this weekend but I have to go away on business "
Had a friend who had a jag, decades ago, he claimed it was the ultimate status symbol; it was so unreliable it proclaimed you were sufficiently well off that there was nowhere you really had to be.
Pretty much. I love Jaguars to death, but I'd never own one unless i was well off enough to go to a specialized mechanic and hand him a blank check every time it needed servicing.
Yes, I would have to agree. I've been let out of side roads more often in my Jaaaag then any car car I've owned before. Try getting that in a Mercedesautouniondeutschlandingolstadtbayerischemotorenwerke.
A friend lent me his 8-year old Jag for a month recently. After a few days I found my personality had changed: I drove faster, I enjoyed overtaking for the first time in 45 years of driving, I didn’t need to be comforted by background music, I really enjoyed the tight turning circle, etc. It felt like a very powerful comfortable old fashioned saloon car… Many years ago I was a passenger in Austria as a young teenager and fell in love with Mercedes taxis… until my recent encounter with a Jaaaaagh!
0:38 Driver: I'm terribly sorry. I ran over your dog... Dog owner: Oahhh! Driver: In my JAAAAAG! Dog owner: ¯\/(ツ)\/¯ Can someone animate these Jaaaaag scenes, PLEASE?
So I was in the army, at Fort Ord, California, when i could afford a car. Monterey Car Company had a 1957 XK-140, for about $1300.00 dollars. And, the dealer said, it was once owned by Kim Novak, who lived next door, in Carmel. It had a three-point racing harness, unheard of in the day, which told me that it was probably not owned by Kim, and that it was probably very well-used. So, since the US Army owned the Laguna Seca race track, and allowed racing once a year (this was 1960) I was convinced by my fellow lieutenants that I should enter the Pro-Am race. Now the golfers had a pro-am tournament at the Bing Crosby Open, so the SCAA something like that) allowed as to how they would allow amateurs to race alongside the pros. So we ran to the cars, and within seconds I was passed by two Ferrraris, and scared out of my mind. Then it occurred to me that I was probably the only racer paying for his own fenders,, as I was pushed into the rail, and I retired after one lap, having spent most of my Dunlop racing tires, and I quit racing forever. But I was next stationed to Fort Sill, Oklahoma, and had to drive through Reno, where I had a service at the Bill Harrah garage. They saw the stickers and said I could drive their North American Racing Team Ferrari car. It had only three gauges. Oil pressure, water temperature, and a big tach, with grease pencil markings for the gear changes. I declined,, but the, as I made my way across America, wherever I stopped, people would stop. And they would look, and they would touch. Maybe it was the numbers. Maybe it was the stickers. Maybe it was the carbon streaks along the sides. Anyway, it was the best car I ever owned. And that is why I later got an E-Type and ran it in Europe. And you know? everyone liked those cars. And I wish I had them today..
Bill, I had similar experiences with my ‘67 E-Type Roadster. Sold it 1983 when the Army sent me along with my wife and 1 1/2 year old son to Germany. Could only take one car and it was hard to get two adults and a car seat for the young one in a two seat car. Had that car at Fort Ord in the late ‘70s. Everyone loved it.
I just bought a 3.0 V6 XF... now that's some Jaaaaag!!! It's elegant and gentlemanly until you flick the sport and dynamic mode on and then it turns into a mentalist! ......God I love my JAAAAG!!
Ditto. Even better with the S version. It took me 6 months to realise I could drive it in sorts mode and dynamic mode and get the fancy display up and manually control the upshifts and hold it on the red line....
I would have said this was all tar-brushing tosh.... except that when my best mate got a Jaaaag he started wearing Arfur Daley's coat and rocked up with a girlfriend ten years younger. wtf? And to top it all, when someone pulled out in front of him on the main road, he took no damage but wrote their car off. "I'm terribly sorry, I seem to have have torn the front end off your Renault... with my Jaaaag".
I've had BMW's for 7 years and love them. Great drivers cars and practical. Now got an XF. I was worried about it not being as much fun to drive. No problem there, it handels like a much smaller car. However, its the feeling of being behind the wheel that is way superior in the Jag, in my opinion, a much nicer place to be than a Beemer! Well done Jaguar, keep up the great work....
@Maximilian Bierwagen the 3rd LOL, you are replying to a 10 year old post! Glad to see you are keeping right up to date😉 Anyway, in the last decade, Beemers have got Fugly and Jaguar has failed to keep up with the change of direction within the industry. They started off well bringing out the iPace well before most of their competitors then sat back and let the whole industry pass them by. I think if both these companies don’t get their “fingers out”, and sort their sh1t out, they are going to struggle in the next few years.
@@GewelReal jaguar dropped the ball when they didnt release a new XJ .. jaguar is defined by big low saloons, ive owned every generation of XJ aside from the latest (moved to bmw due to similar driving dynamic and wasnt enamoured at the time with the styling of the new XJ) but would like to buy a newer xj in the future, not a crossover suv or a little XF or XE a proper big low slung saloon. pretty depressing tbh.
I've got myself a 1994 Jaguar XJ12 6.0, beautiful piece of machinery. No need for a supercharger, sounds like it has one already, sucks air from the sky like it's quaffing it's favorite ale... Love It!
Police chief: Anything interesting happen today? Officer: I pulled a driver over for doing 150 mph in a 25 mph zone. I just gave him a warning........ Police chief: WTF?!!!! Officer:.......because he had a Jaaaaaaaaag. Police chief: Oh, okay.
@@mancubwwa On the i Pace actually it costs 20-30k Pounds to replace the cower for the battery the metal cover. Glue and islilation must contain safran.
I remember a Jaguar advertisement I saw a few years back that had like 4 big name British actors who always play rich, stylish villains in it. Then I heard how they pronounced the name of the car; not "Jag-wire" like we do in the states, but "Jag-you-are". Haven't been able to pronounce it the American way since. I've been trying for like three years. Just can't do it in two syllables anymore.
“Jags are so rogue-ish. You can take a girl out for dinner if you have a Jag, and then she will pay. You can go and stay with people for the weekend, help yourself to all their belongings, and no one will mind! Because? You have a Jaaaag!” Eventually used in S02E06 of The Grand Tour.
When I was in school I loved the old Jags- had a 120 FHC, a 140 and joined the local club in Seattle. There were a lot of sports car clubs back then, the MG club, the Healey, Triumph etc., but the Jag club was humbly named "The Jaguar Driver's Club of Northwest America". A lot of the owners were pilots or engineers at Boeing, so they had that fastidious tendency. I remember there was a pecking order in those days as well. When you would encounter another sports car on the road you would waive, but the lower ranks had to waive first before the upper folks would acknowledge.
the bit at the end is funny ''awfully sorry would you mind settling this? whilst i go and warm up the jaaaaaaaaaggggggggggg'' i can imagine that line being said in a program
I can't quite tell if he is making fun of Jaguar owners, putting them down or making a compliment to the cars. But Jaguars have always been one of the best looking, best sounding, most comfortable and stylish cars.
Can confirm. The police let me off with a warning after my bank robbery yesterday when I told them that the money will go towards the purchase of a Jaaag.
WIfe to a close friend: "I just realized that my husband is having an affair and I don't know what to do about it!" Friend says; Couldn't you just confront her, and tell her to leave him alone? Wife: Her,!?! OH no, you misunderstood - it's with his Jaaaaaaag!
Say what you want…but I have three V12s. A Mercedes S65, a Ferrari and a late XJS. The Jag is the most fun. Not the fastest, the most luxurious, the most prestigious…but the most fun. And I go out to the shop and fire up all 36 cylinders at the same time. Brilliant!!!
Me being pulled over by the police "Oh no, not again.... I wasn't even driving too fast" Police:"Sir, was that you who smoked your tires in the parking garage?" Me: "Yes... in my Jaaaaag" Police:"Oh, it's fine then, just go ahead"
When i was a kid, still living at home, i did a stint in a factory, and worked with an old guy who had a JAAG... He was like a cross between Windsor Davis and Santa Claus, in a good way...
This is a better Jaguar advertisement than an actual Jaguar advertisement.
That's so true. They are actually advertising jaguar and landrover. Both are crap brands but they praise the hell out of them...
@@John_Doe.... well 2015 ad was not bad th-cam.com/video/e7gR7EYjcP8/w-d-xo.html
Excellent video, I have a XF Supercharged V8 Portfolio edition. Jaaaaaaag.
@@John_Doe.... You're just saying they're crap because you don't own a Jaaaaaaaaag.
@@John_Doe.... can you own one?
Oh, how I wish the boys are still together to roast the new commercial.
Me too man.
They might get together for this!
Fire the ceo at jaguar and get captain slow to be the new ceo.
apparently you're not the only one searching TH-cam for this thing exactly... 😄
@@Dantinus "would you like to guess what this is advertising?"
"The Richard Hammond Fashion collection?"
Anyone else stuck in the never ending vortex of Top Gear videos one after another?
Almost every time I go on TH-cam. Every other night before I go to bed. I especially like the unseen footage videos.
yep I am right now😂😂
Doing it right now!
Doing it now
I watch these on my mobile whilst driving... in my JAAAAAAAAAGGG
I love how all three of them are describing Jeremy, to his face. "Never entirely trustworthy, but in a really nice likeable way."
The best part about it is that you can’t tell whether that’s the point or not
And I’d rather it stay that way
"Awfully sorry, had a bit of fisticuff with the producer... Would you mind settling this while I go warm up the Jag?"
The word is charismatic
But doesn't he own a Jaaaag?
Tom Hiddleston: I will rule over your world!
Humanity: Never!
Tom Hiddleston: With my Jaaaaag.
Humanity: Oh, Ok. Have a good one.
Logan Stair That explains his appearance in the new Jaguar commercials!
+freddo 1614 Tom Hiddleston is Handsome
That's the joke...
I have an army
We have a Jaaaaag
@@trainchugger53 *jaaaaaaag commercials
The comment that said “this is a better jaguar advertisement than an actual jaguar advertisement” aged so well😢
The one luxury car that most people will respect you for having yet wouldn't steal it even if they had the chance.
Because the interior is so useless it looks nothing like one that should be in a 50k+ car
@Arthur nice, but why don't they get interiors like the F type, but less sports oriented? The F type imo is the best modern day Jag
Because most of them were probably already nicked
What do you mean?
There's only one kind of Jag sold in my country, the XF. 120k AUD. Could buy almost anything else and get better value for money.
I want a Jag just to say that.
I bought one exactly for that reason
Ha so did I lol
I've owned 6, and don't own a wallet.. Don't need one..
Hope you have a big bank account. Had an XJ-POS and there was always something needing $$$.
@@tollyt7465 I'm also on my umpteenth Jaaaag. Love 'em.
As a teenager, I got a job at a local garage valeting cars. We had this beautiful mignight blue XJ in once - walnut dash, big leather seats and all that. The centre console was massive with an ashtray on either side; both ashtrays were full of Cartier cigarette butts, and the ones in the passenger side had red lipstick on. That's when I decided that one day, I too would own a Jaaaag.
lol
That was the best description i’ve heard in a while
I think the owner was hoping you were going to clear out the cigarette butts with red lipstick on as they weren't smoked by his wife. Probably his secretary's or the new office junior.
"I'm awfully sorry dear; I know it's our anniversary this weekend but I have to go away on business "
lol
@@christophermarsh6437 with my jaaaaaaaag
Had a friend who had a jag, decades ago, he claimed it was the ultimate status symbol; it was so unreliable it proclaimed you were sufficiently well off that there was nowhere you really had to be.
Definitely the mindset of a person who has a jaaaaaaaag
Pretty much. I love Jaguars to death, but I'd never own one unless i was well off enough to go to a specialized mechanic and hand him a blank check every time it needed servicing.
Yeah, that's what people think of me in my RX-8 too.
This is the funniest thing I’ve read this week, thank you.
That is nuts, and I love it
14 years later and I still do the "he's got a JAAAAAG" part when I see a Jag driver behaving cocky in traffic.
It must be the rules. :)
I've got away with so much more since I bought my Jaaag...
Yes, I would have to agree. I've been let out of side roads more often in my Jaaaag then any car car I've owned before. Try getting that in a Mercedesautouniondeutschlandingolstadtbayerischemotorenwerke.
oldbanjo Yes, but the autobahn isn't in England...which is the whole point.
I live in Russia and my Mercedes also is respected, perhaps because of what drivers drove them in the 90s.
"drivers" you mean mobsters.
same here
"Warm up the Jaaaaaag"
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😂😂
"repair the Jaaaag", "tow the Jaaaag", "sell the Jaaaag"
So apparently the new marketing team did not see this before that dsgracelfull add
No they didn't 😂
If they did they probably wouldn't get it anyway. Not that the boys were being subtle or anything 😁😁😜😜
my dad had jags when i was growing up. This fits him perfectly
Soo... how many mums have you had so far?
I'm sorry for not going to your school and watch your show but I got a Jagggggg
And my dad lol
A friend lent me his 8-year old Jag for a month recently. After a few days I found my personality had changed: I drove faster, I enjoyed overtaking for the first time in 45 years of driving, I didn’t need to be comforted by background music, I really enjoyed the tight turning circle, etc.
It felt like a very powerful comfortable old fashioned saloon car…
Many years ago I was a passenger in Austria as a young teenager and fell in love with Mercedes taxis…
until my recent encounter with a Jaaaaagh!
The back of that car is hideous in my opinion, but it doesn't matter....because it's a Jaaaaag.
+JotaPe679 Perfect summary.
I like that bag, reminds me of Lancia Thesis. Guess it's all about taste.
Teatro Theageri what bag you talking about kid?
I quite like it actually :D One of my favorite Jag designs to date
+1 on it being hideous
0:38
Driver: I'm terribly sorry. I ran over your dog...
Dog owner: Oahhh!
Driver: In my JAAAAAG!
Dog owner: ¯\/(ツ)\/¯
Can someone animate these Jaaaaag scenes, PLEASE?
Jag owner: ‹’’›(Ͼ˳Ͽ)‹’’›
Me: (╯°□°)--︻╦╤─ - - -
Jag owner: y=ｰ( ﾟдﾟ)･∵. RIP
Me: {◕ ◡ ◕}
Top Gear
Just saw Jaaaag rebranding and must say: this aged like fine milk :D
It reminds us of a time when Jags where cool 😂
No one will mind, the old models will skyrocket in value and be classics forever. Jag is dead.
So I was in the army, at Fort Ord, California, when i could afford a car. Monterey Car Company had a 1957 XK-140, for about $1300.00 dollars. And, the dealer said, it was once owned by Kim Novak, who lived next door, in Carmel. It had a three-point racing harness, unheard of in the day, which told me that it was probably not owned by Kim, and that it was probably very well-used. So, since the US Army owned the Laguna Seca race track, and allowed racing once a year (this was 1960) I was convinced by my fellow lieutenants that I should enter the Pro-Am race. Now the golfers had a pro-am tournament at the Bing Crosby Open, so the SCAA something like that) allowed as to how they would allow amateurs to race alongside the pros. So we ran to the cars, and within seconds I was passed by two Ferrraris, and scared out of my mind. Then it occurred to me that I was probably the only racer paying for his own fenders,, as I was pushed into the rail, and I retired after one lap, having spent most of my Dunlop racing tires, and I quit racing forever. But I was next stationed to Fort Sill, Oklahoma, and had to drive through Reno, where I had a service at the Bill Harrah garage. They saw the stickers and said I could drive their North American Racing Team Ferrari car. It had only three gauges. Oil pressure, water temperature, and a big tach, with grease pencil markings for the gear changes. I declined,, but the, as I made my way across America, wherever I stopped, people would stop. And they would look, and they would touch. Maybe it was the numbers. Maybe it was the stickers. Maybe it was the carbon streaks along the sides.
Anyway, it was the best car I ever owned. And that is why I later got an E-Type and ran it in Europe. And you know? everyone liked those cars. And I wish I had them today..
Good story, thanks for that mate :)
Lovely
I wish you had those cars as well.
I hope you have written a book about your life with cars, I’m sure it would be pretty interesting 😊
Bill, I had similar experiences with my ‘67 E-Type Roadster. Sold it 1983 when the Army sent me along with my wife and 1 1/2 year old son to Germany. Could only take one car and it was hard to get two adults and a car seat for the young one in a two seat car. Had that car at Fort Ord in the late ‘70s. Everyone loved it.
As somebody that just bought their first Jaaaaaag I can’t dispute this... I mean how was I meant to justify paying for an F type *and* paying taxes
When you have pure filth sitting on the drive that is basically Marlyn Munroe actually to American Lady Diana on Wheels who needs Tax. Tax what Tax
I've started WW3... BUT ITS OK BECAUSE I'VE GOT A JAAAAAG
Keep up at the back. Ford havnt owned Jaguar for about 7 years
Combine that with 'drunk Queen' bit from Top Gear.
Hello, thiiiss iss Queen sspeaking. I'm declaring a war.. in my Jaaaaag.
Hitlery's excuse if she evr became Prez
Peter Whitehead sorry but he owned a Volkswagen
cars, music , masculine , freedom of speech , brave men matter
I just bought a 3.0 V6 XF... now that's some Jaaaaag!!! It's elegant and gentlemanly until you flick the sport and dynamic mode on and then it turns into a mentalist! ......God I love my JAAAAG!!
Ditto. Even better with the S version. It took me 6 months to realise I could drive it in sorts mode and dynamic mode and get the fancy display up and manually control the upshifts and hold it on the red line....
mentalist? so like it can read your mind and know when you want to change gear?
@@racketman2u yes. Exactly that. They call it an automatic transmission
Had to come back here to enjoy myself once more before I choose to never look up to the modern jag brand again.
Who's here after seeing Jaguar ruin their brand image today?
Everyone.
I would have said this was all tar-brushing tosh.... except that when my best mate got a Jaaaag he started wearing Arfur Daley's coat and rocked up with a girlfriend ten years younger. wtf? And to top it all, when someone pulled out in front of him on the main road, he took no damage but wrote their car off. "I'm terribly sorry, I seem to have have torn the front end off your Renault... with my Jaaaag".
Only 10 years?
@@LaurieWilliams-lk8fc We were only 30 at the time!
@@KrillLiberator Give it time :)
@@LaurieWilliams-lk8fc 😂😂😂
And in November 2024 jaguar said to bud light, hold my beer! 🤬🤬
Who's here after that terrible Jaguar ad campaign... in their Jag?
Who's here after watching the new ad?
.... and then Jaguar took their words to the letter, and ran a brilliant commercial with iconic British villains 😁👍
Loki: I have an army. Iron Man: We have a Jaaaaggg! Loki: Well shit.
Loki is the guy who does an advertisement for the jag though so that joke makes no sense itd be the other way around....
You know, this is the obvious training video for the marketing department.
I've had BMW's for 7 years and love them. Great drivers cars and practical. Now got an XF. I was worried about it not being as much fun to drive. No problem there, it handels like a much smaller car. However, its the feeling of being behind the wheel that is way superior in the Jag, in my opinion, a much nicer place to be than a Beemer!
Well done Jaguar, keep up the great work....
Ime from the future and BMW is way better than jag
@Maximilian Bierwagen the 3rd LOL, you are replying to a 10 year old post! Glad to see you are keeping right up to date😉
Anyway, in the last decade, Beemers have got Fugly and Jaguar has failed to keep up with the change of direction within the industry. They started off well bringing out the iPace well before most of their competitors then sat back and let the whole industry pass them by. I think if both these companies don’t get their “fingers out”, and sort their sh1t out, they are going to struggle in the next few years.
@@pillowdestroyer5694 yeah, jag is not the same what they used to be
@@GewelReal jaguar dropped the ball when they didnt release a new XJ .. jaguar is defined by big low saloons, ive owned every generation of XJ aside from the latest (moved to bmw due to similar driving dynamic and wasnt enamoured at the time with the styling of the new XJ) but would like to buy a newer xj in the future, not a crossover suv or a little XF or XE a proper big low slung saloon. pretty depressing tbh.
I do love how the Brits pronounce the word. Jag-you-errrr! Just rolls off the tongue, and don't forget the sort of baritone touch!
That's how it's spelt.
Everytime I see or hear about a Jaaaaaaag, i get reminded of this :P
Mate, it's shaaaaaaaaaaaaaag'd, missed opportunity.
He punched a producer, but it’s ok, he’s got a Jaaaaag
90% of Jaaaags brand value comes from these guys making it so damn cool 😅
Everything changed once I bought my Jaaaag.
1982 XJ-S TWR 6.3 V12 Getrag 5 Speed Lister body package. Black on Black. I wave as I slide past the Audi's and BMW's because I am in a Jaaag.
It's amazing that this car sold for over 10 years looking exactly the same yet on the outside it still looks only 4 or 5 years old.
2024 edition: the average jag owner is your uncle dressed in pink dresses who insists to keep your little boy for the weekend
I own a Jag. Not one pink dress in my wardrobe mate.
1:16 Jeremy’s Jaaaaag face here kills me
I've got myself a 1994 Jaguar XJ12 6.0, beautiful piece of machinery. No need for a supercharger, sounds like it has one already, sucks air from the sky like it's quaffing it's favorite ale... Love It!
The latest Jag commercial brought me back here. :D
"It's good to be bad !"
The fact that they made a villain jag ad proves them right.
We know why we’re all here
Police chief: Anything interesting happen today?
Officer: I pulled a driver over for doing 150 mph in a 25 mph zone. I just gave him a warning........
Police chief: WTF?!!!!
Officer:.......because he had a Jaaaaaaaaag.
Police chief: Oh, okay.
*calmly strays into Londons low emissions zone*
*In my Jaaaaaag*
I bet it was I-pace...
I may pollute the greenhouses...
but it doesn't matter,
because I've got a 🇯 🇦 🇦 🇦 🇦 🇬
@@mancubwwa On the i Pace actually it costs 20-30k Pounds to replace the cower for the battery the metal cover. Glue and islilation must contain safran.
I remember a Jaguar advertisement I saw a few years back that had like 4 big name British actors who always play rich, stylish villains in it. Then I heard how they pronounced the name of the car; not "Jag-wire" like we do in the states, but "Jag-you-are".
Haven't been able to pronounce it the American way since. I've been trying for like three years. Just can't do it in two syllables anymore.
Boi this sure aged like fine wine
I’ve never seen this before, but having bought my first Jaaaag a few months ago someone sent me a link and I’m crying laughing at it.
“Jags are so rogue-ish. You can take a girl out for dinner if you have a Jag, and then she will pay.
You can go and stay with people for the weekend, help yourself to all their belongings, and no one will mind! Because? You have a Jaaaag!”
Eventually used in S02E06 of The Grand Tour.
Love how James just jumps in at the start “who gives a pigs ass” brilliant
Pig's Aaaarrrrrrse
Growing up we had three jags at one point and I can confirm that half the fun is just saying the name. That and the dual fuel tanks.
I am waiting for the new commercial roast
I'm going to miss this.....so much..... :,(
AsTheSeasonsGray don't worry. You can still watch it as long as you've got a jaaag
I'm getting my jaaaaag soon! Cant wait
How is it going with the jaaaaag ?
Hows the jaaaaaaag
Putin needs to buy a jag.
"I've sent troops into Ukraine, but it's ok cause i've got a Jag"
Just killed all my opposition but it's ok cause I've got a Jaaaag
I've killed 20 million of my own people by starving them, but it's okay because I've got a _Jaaaaaaag._
Oh I just overthrew a monarchy.
"But it's ok cause I've got a Jaaaaaaaaaaaag"
Except there are no russian troops in the ukraine......
@@laurentparodi5261 x'D good one
I’ve had the honor of owning 3 different ones through the yrs. most recent 04’ Vanden Plas ... love ❤️ my Jags
When I was in school I loved the old Jags- had a 120 FHC, a 140 and joined the local club in Seattle. There were a lot of sports car clubs back then, the MG club, the Healey, Triumph etc., but the Jag club was humbly named "The Jaguar Driver's Club of Northwest America". A lot of the owners were pilots or engineers at Boeing, so they had that fastidious tendency. I remember there was a pecking order in those days as well. When you would encounter another sports car on the road you would waive, but the lower ranks had to waive first before the upper folks would acknowledge.
This never gets old
Sadly Jaguar didn't age the way this ad did
"I terribly sorry to ran out of your dog ,oww,IN MY JAAAAAAG"
Ever since me and my dad saw this, we have always said Jaaaaag xD
At last, something beautiful you can truly own.
Awfully sorry.
Luke Rogers would you mind settling this while I warm up the jaaaaag
the bit at the end is funny ''awfully sorry would you mind settling this? whilst i go and warm up the jaaaaaaaaaggggggggggg'' i can imagine that line being said in a program
Where is Jeremy Clarkson when you need him. Brand went from Jaguar to Faguar in 3.0 seconds 😅
Anyone here after that filth of a new Jag advertisement
If Grand Tour wouldn't have ended I would pay for amazon prime just to listen for hours to a podcast of them roasting their "rebrand"
I can't quite tell if he is making fun of Jaguar owners, putting them down or making a compliment to the cars. But Jaguars have always been one of the best looking, best sounding, most comfortable and stylish cars.
He loves jaaaggs
Waitress: I'm married
Jezza: that's OK babe, I've got a jaaaaag
Drive one. It's addictive...and you can get away with literally ANYTHING. Even the unwashed here in the States get it. Definitely something to love.
Can confirm. The police let me off with a warning after my bank robbery yesterday when I told them that the money will go towards the purchase of a Jaaag.
Well, it turned out you can't get away with everything if you got a Jag. We'll miss you, Jeremy.
Ah! He had a Lambo at that point! Didn't follow the thread....
Two years later,Clarkson would race the sun in that very Jag.
Love Jeremy's face whenever he says Jaaaaaaag :D
Jeremy: "You've got a Jag?"
_Points._
"Look at him!"
"Who here's got a Jag? You've got a Jag? .. Look at him!" xD
I own an XJ6, I actually often invite myself to people's homes.
I drive an F-Type. I show up at other people's Tinder dates.
Never get tired by watching this
WIfe to a close friend: "I just realized that my husband is having an affair and I don't know what to do about it!"
Friend says; Couldn't you just confront her, and tell her to leave him alone?
Wife: Her,!?! OH no, you misunderstood - it's with his Jaaaaaaag!
Say what you want…but I have three V12s. A Mercedes S65, a Ferrari and a late XJS.
The Jag is the most fun. Not the fastest, the most luxurious, the most prestigious…but the most fun.
And I go out to the shop and fire up all 36 cylinders at the same time. Brilliant!!!
Nobody likes a show off....
But you sound cool....
And I bet that orchestra sounds AWESOME
Me being pulled over by the police "Oh no, not again.... I wasn't even driving too fast"
Police:"Sir, was that you who smoked your tires in the parking garage?"
Me: "Yes... in my Jaaaaag"
Police:"Oh, it's fine then, just go ahead"
Jaguar needs to offer "Jaaag" as a trunk lid emblem option.
Or somebody needs to make them aftermarket.
When i was a kid, still living at home, i did a stint in a factory, and worked with an old guy who had a JAAG...
He was like a cross between Windsor Davis and Santa Claus, in a good way...
In 1990 I got free use of a nearly new XJ6 for a few days. As a young man I was highly impressed. Happy memories.
Loved that era of top gear
can anyone else see the writers hard at work?
Writers? You really don't know how Top Gear was produced back then
@@johnking5174 god bless did you think all those one liners were spontaneous? google ‘top gear writers’ and save me a pointless argument.
Oh boy
Yep.
As a former owner of two Jaaaaags, yep, I can't argue with this description.
Welcome to the fall of a legendary car maker. Anyone saw the new gay rebranding ad?🏳️🌈👨❤️💋👨
poor Jag,
This sums up my dad in a way, except for the whole going away for the weekend part.
as a proud jaguar owner, this is funny
my mate owns a Jaaaaag and he fully embraces this!
Im buying a Jaaaaaag, just so I can do this.
I've watched this video multiple times this afternoon, because it's a Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
Oh my god you know why you are here in 2024 November....
Summing up British Cars:
Aston Martin: The accountant
Jaaaaag: Mafia/Hitman
Morgan: Upper class toff who sits on daddy’s inheritance
Morgan still exists?
Thank you Top Gear! My new license plate frame reads: -Jaguar- "The preferred car of white-collar criminals."
Jaguar should hire those three to advertise their next Jaaaag!.
Bought an S-type because of this video!
My wife and I keep on jaaaaaaagging since :-)