Jeremy Clarkson Explains Jaguar Owners

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  • @Dantinus
    @Dantinus 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +92

    Oh, how I wish the boys are still together to roast the new commercial.

    • @rosssavage3172
      @rosssavage3172 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Me too man.

    • @jrussell5243
      @jrussell5243 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      They might get together for this!

    • @pin65371
      @pin65371 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Fire the ceo at jaguar and get captain slow to be the new ceo.

    • @oxi_tyxaios
      @oxi_tyxaios วันที่ผ่านมา

      apparently you're not the only one searching TH-cam for this thing exactly... 😄

  • @TheGuyFromUme
    @TheGuyFromUme 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5326

    This is a better Jaguar advertisement than an actual Jaguar advertisement.

    • @John_Doe....
      @John_Doe.... 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      That's so true. They are actually advertising jaguar and landrover. Both are crap brands but they praise the hell out of them...

    • @1BigBen
      @1BigBen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@John_Doe.... well 2015 ad was not bad th-cam.com/video/e7gR7EYjcP8/w-d-xo.html

    • @ArthurBrinkman-c5z
      @ArthurBrinkman-c5z 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Excellent video, I have a XF Supercharged V8 Portfolio edition. Jaaaaaaag.

    • @Celestias
      @Celestias 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      @@John_Doe.... You're just saying they're crap because you don't own a Jaaaaaaaaag.

    • @bdbda851
      @bdbda851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@John_Doe.... can you own one?

  • @Psiberzerker
    @Psiberzerker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1190

    I love how all three of them are describing Jeremy, to his face. "Never entirely trustworthy, but in a really nice likeable way."

    • @AnonyBoiii
      @AnonyBoiii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      The best part about it is that you can’t tell whether that’s the point or not
      And I’d rather it stay that way

    • @ArifRWinandar
      @ArifRWinandar ปีที่แล้ว

      "Awfully sorry, had a bit of fisticuff with the producer... Would you mind settling this while I go warm up the Jag?"

    • @PG-20
      @PG-20 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The word is charismatic

    • @captin3149
      @captin3149 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      But doesn't he own a Jaaaag?

  • @amazingnaturesounds483
    @amazingnaturesounds483 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3443

    Anyone else stuck in the never ending vortex of Top Gear videos one after another?

    • @zakharkan1828
      @zakharkan1828 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Almost every time I go on TH-cam. Every other night before I go to bed. I especially like the unseen footage videos.

    • @seanbrooksoday4518
      @seanbrooksoday4518 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yep I am right now😂😂

    • @toro_rosso
      @toro_rosso 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Doing it right now!

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Doing it now

    • @TheJackhunt
      @TheJackhunt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I watch these on my mobile whilst driving... in my JAAAAAAAAAGGG

  • @loganthekrogan2182
    @loganthekrogan2182 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2476

    Tom Hiddleston: I will rule over your world!
    Humanity: Never!
    Tom Hiddleston: With my Jaaaaag.
    Humanity: Oh, Ok. Have a good one.

    • @trainchugger53
      @trainchugger53 9 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Logan Stair That explains his appearance in the new Jaguar commercials!

    • @gtametro
      @gtametro 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +freddo 1614 Tom Hiddleston is Handsome

    • @mrcaboosevg6089
      @mrcaboosevg6089 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's the joke...

    • @RS14988
      @RS14988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I have an army
      We have a Jaaaaag

    • @baconwizard
      @baconwizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@trainchugger53 *jaaaaaaag commercials

  • @pvjunior
    @pvjunior 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    The comment that said “this is a better jaguar advertisement than an actual jaguar advertisement” aged so well😢

  • @athenastarbrite2955
    @athenastarbrite2955 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1041

    The one luxury car that most people will respect you for having yet wouldn't steal it even if they had the chance.

    • @deathtrap5556
      @deathtrap5556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Because the interior is so useless it looks nothing like one that should be in a 50k+ car

    • @deathtrap5556
      @deathtrap5556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Arthur nice, but why don't they get interiors like the F type, but less sports oriented? The F type imo is the best modern day Jag

    • @Lincolntowncoupe
      @Lincolntowncoupe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Because most of them were probably already nicked

    • @athenastarbrite2955
      @athenastarbrite2955 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do you mean?

    • @billpost4205
      @billpost4205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There's only one kind of Jag sold in my country, the XF. 120k AUD. Could buy almost anything else and get better value for money.

  • @LoogiTheDino
    @LoogiTheDino 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3405

    I want a Jag just to say that.

    • @AKADEMIKparty
      @AKADEMIKparty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      I bought one exactly for that reason

    • @Microninja
      @Microninja 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ha so did I lol

    • @tollyt7465
      @tollyt7465 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I've owned 6, and don't own a wallet.. Don't need one..

    • @jockellis
      @jockellis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hope you have a big bank account. Had an XJ-POS and there was always something needing $$$.

    • @amanofmanyparts9120
      @amanofmanyparts9120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@tollyt7465 I'm also on my umpteenth Jaaaag. Love 'em.

  • @franklyfarmtours
    @franklyfarmtours 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1169

    I've got away with so much more since I bought my Jaaag...

    • @myelectroncloud
      @myelectroncloud 10 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Yes, I would have to agree. I've been let out of side roads more often in my Jaaaag then any car car I've owned before. Try getting that in a Mercedesautouniondeutschlandingolstadtbayerischemotorenwerke.

    • @myelectroncloud
      @myelectroncloud 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      oldbanjo Yes, but the autobahn isn't in England...which is the whole point.

    • @owlie373
      @owlie373 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I live in Russia and my Mercedes also is respected, perhaps because of what drivers drove them in the 90s.

    • @ChannelNotFound
      @ChannelNotFound 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "drivers" you mean mobsters.

    • @The101Point1
      @The101Point1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same here

  • @Stew282
    @Stew282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    As a teenager, I got a job at a local garage valeting cars. We had this beautiful mignight blue XJ in once - walnut dash, big leather seats and all that. The centre console was massive with an ashtray on either side; both ashtrays were full of Cartier cigarette butts, and the ones in the passenger side had red lipstick on. That's when I decided that one day, I too would own a Jaaaag.

    • @lffit
      @lffit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol

    • @farewell4545
      @farewell4545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That was the best description i’ve heard in a while

    • @christophermarsh6437
      @christophermarsh6437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I think the owner was hoping you were going to clear out the cigarette butts with red lipstick on as they weren't smoked by his wife. Probably his secretary's or the new office junior.
      "I'm awfully sorry dear; I know it's our anniversary this weekend but I have to go away on business "

    • @lffit
      @lffit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol

    • @mohammedisa5585
      @mohammedisa5585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@christophermarsh6437 with my jaaaaaaaag

  • @daemon1143
    @daemon1143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    Had a friend who had a jag, decades ago, he claimed it was the ultimate status symbol; it was so unreliable it proclaimed you were sufficiently well off that there was nowhere you really had to be.

    • @auberginemanproductions1608
      @auberginemanproductions1608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Definitely the mindset of a person who has a jaaaaaaaag

    • @kaminsod4077
      @kaminsod4077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Pretty much. I love Jaguars to death, but I'd never own one unless i was well off enough to go to a specialized mechanic and hand him a blank check every time it needed servicing.

    • @ChristianStout
      @ChristianStout ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, that's what people think of me in my RX-8 too.

    • @albertogregory9678
      @albertogregory9678 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is the funniest thing I’ve read this week, thank you.

    • @FarmYardGaming
      @FarmYardGaming 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That is nuts, and I love it

  • @ZvonimirPastuovic-o5p
    @ZvonimirPastuovic-o5p 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    Just saw Jaaaag rebranding and must say: this aged like fine milk :D

    • @MrKingkz
      @MrKingkz 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      It reminds us of a time when Jags where cool 😂

  • @mateusvin
    @mateusvin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    "Warm up the Jaaaaaag"

    • @seanoreilly1832
      @seanoreilly1832 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Comment

    • @danielainger
      @danielainger 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂

    • @truantray
      @truantray 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "repair the Jaaaag", "tow the Jaaaag", "sell the Jaaaag"

  • @nakkieki
    @nakkieki ปีที่แล้ว +63

    14 years later and I still do the "he's got a JAAAAAG" part when I see a Jag driver behaving cocky in traffic.

    • @McElroysMotors
      @McElroysMotors 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It must be the rules. :)

  • @duniacollymore1151
    @duniacollymore1151 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    So apparently the new marketing team did not see this before that dsgracelfull add

    • @MrKingkz
      @MrKingkz 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      No they didn't 😂

    • @LuisNunes-ps4sl
      @LuisNunes-ps4sl 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      If they did they probably wouldn't get it anyway. Not that the boys were being subtle or anything 😁😁😜😜

  • @yamaharidr450
    @yamaharidr450 11 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    my dad had jags when i was growing up. This fits him perfectly

    • @Zacho789
      @Zacho789 9 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Soo... how many mums have you had so far?

    • @chrischen6664
      @chrischen6664 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I'm sorry for not going to your school and watch your show but I got a Jagggggg

    • @daveweatherillable
      @daveweatherillable 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And my dad lol

  • @markwell4720
    @markwell4720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    A friend lent me his 8-year old Jag for a month recently. After a few days I found my personality had changed: I drove faster, I enjoyed overtaking for the first time in 45 years of driving, I didn’t need to be comforted by background music, I really enjoyed the tight turning circle, etc.
    It felt like a very powerful comfortable old fashioned saloon car…
    Many years ago I was a passenger in Austria as a young teenager and fell in love with Mercedes taxis…
    until my recent encounter with a Jaaaaagh!

  • @markymali
    @markymali 10 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I just bought a 3.0 V6 XF... now that's some Jaaaaag!!! It's elegant and gentlemanly until you flick the sport and dynamic mode on and then it turns into a mentalist! ......God I love my JAAAAG!!

    • @davefrance3721
      @davefrance3721 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ditto. Even better with the S version. It took me 6 months to realise I could drive it in sorts mode and dynamic mode and get the fancy display up and manually control the upshifts and hold it on the red line....

    • @racketman2u
      @racketman2u 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      mentalist? so like it can read your mind and know when you want to change gear?

    • @mikehendry34
      @mikehendry34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@racketman2u yes. Exactly that. They call it an automatic transmission

  • @KrillLiberator
    @KrillLiberator 9 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I would have said this was all tar-brushing tosh.... except that when my best mate got a Jaaaag he started wearing Arfur Daley's coat and rocked up with a girlfriend ten years younger. wtf? And to top it all, when someone pulled out in front of him on the main road, he took no damage but wrote their car off. "I'm terribly sorry, I seem to have have torn the front end off your Renault... with my Jaaaag".

    • @LaurieWilliams-lk8fc
      @LaurieWilliams-lk8fc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Only 10 years?

    • @KrillLiberator
      @KrillLiberator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@LaurieWilliams-lk8fc We were only 30 at the time!

    • @LaurieWilliams-lk8fc
      @LaurieWilliams-lk8fc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@KrillLiberator Give it time :)

    • @Beauloqs
      @Beauloqs 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@LaurieWilliams-lk8fc 😂😂😂

  • @williamheyman5439
    @williamheyman5439 6 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    So I was in the army, at Fort Ord, California, when i could afford a car. Monterey Car Company had a 1957 XK-140, for about $1300.00 dollars. And, the dealer said, it was once owned by Kim Novak, who lived next door, in Carmel. It had a three-point racing harness, unheard of in the day, which told me that it was probably not owned by Kim, and that it was probably very well-used. So, since the US Army owned the Laguna Seca race track, and allowed racing once a year (this was 1960) I was convinced by my fellow lieutenants that I should enter the Pro-Am race. Now the golfers had a pro-am tournament at the Bing Crosby Open, so the SCAA something like that) allowed as to how they would allow amateurs to race alongside the pros. So we ran to the cars, and within seconds I was passed by two Ferrraris, and scared out of my mind. Then it occurred to me that I was probably the only racer paying for his own fenders,, as I was pushed into the rail, and I retired after one lap, having spent most of my Dunlop racing tires, and I quit racing forever. But I was next stationed to Fort Sill, Oklahoma, and had to drive through Reno, where I had a service at the Bill Harrah garage. They saw the stickers and said I could drive their North American Racing Team Ferrari car. It had only three gauges. Oil pressure, water temperature, and a big tach, with grease pencil markings for the gear changes. I declined,, but the, as I made my way across America, wherever I stopped, people would stop. And they would look, and they would touch. Maybe it was the numbers. Maybe it was the stickers. Maybe it was the carbon streaks along the sides.
    Anyway, it was the best car I ever owned. And that is why I later got an E-Type and ran it in Europe. And you know? everyone liked those cars. And I wish I had them today..

    • @festivve
      @festivve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Good story, thanks for that mate :)

    • @Zwodo
      @Zwodo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lovely

    • @-jimmyjames
      @-jimmyjames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wish you had those cars as well.

    • @philtucker1224
      @philtucker1224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I hope you have written a book about your life with cars, I’m sure it would be pretty interesting 😊

    • @brownro214
      @brownro214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bill, I had similar experiences with my ‘67 E-Type Roadster. Sold it 1983 when the Army sent me along with my wife and 1 1/2 year old son to Germany. Could only take one car and it was hard to get two adults and a car seat for the young one in a two seat car. Had that car at Fort Ord in the late ‘70s. Everyone loved it.

  • @ActionJotaPe
    @ActionJotaPe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1637

    The back of that car is hideous in my opinion, but it doesn't matter....because it's a Jaaaaag.

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      +JotaPe679 Perfect summary.

    • @qwertgfdsaful
      @qwertgfdsaful 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I like that bag, reminds me of Lancia Thesis. Guess it's all about taste.

    • @joshsanderson5512
      @joshsanderson5512 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Teatro Theageri what bag you talking about kid?

    • @Mystic2760
      @Mystic2760 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I quite like it actually :D One of my favorite Jag designs to date

    • @bryanmurphy26
      @bryanmurphy26 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +1 on it being hideous

  • @user-ns3vs3bp3e
    @user-ns3vs3bp3e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    As somebody that just bought their first Jaaaaaag I can’t dispute this... I mean how was I meant to justify paying for an F type *and* paying taxes

    • @lorddarlo6194
      @lorddarlo6194 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When you have pure filth sitting on the drive that is basically Marlyn Munroe actually to American Lady Diana on Wheels who needs Tax. Tax what Tax

  • @mockingbird187
    @mockingbird187 9 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    0:38
    Driver: I'm terribly sorry. I ran over your dog...
    Dog owner: Oahhh!
    Driver: In my JAAAAAG!
    Dog owner: ¯\/(ツ)\/¯
    Can someone animate these Jaaaaag scenes, PLEASE?

    • @PenisMcWhirtar
      @PenisMcWhirtar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Jag owner: ‹’’›(Ͼ˳Ͽ)‹’’›
      Me: (╯°□°)--︻╦╤─ - - -
      Jag owner: y=ー( ゚д゚)・∵. RIP
      Me: {◕ ◡ ◕}

    • @aregmirzoyan869
      @aregmirzoyan869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Top Gear

  • @teop7887
    @teop7887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    .... and then Jaguar took their words to the letter, and ran a brilliant commercial with iconic British villains 😁👍

  • @tartanvdl
    @tartanvdl 13 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I've had BMW's for 7 years and love them. Great drivers cars and practical. Now got an XF. I was worried about it not being as much fun to drive. No problem there, it handels like a much smaller car. However, its the feeling of being behind the wheel that is way superior in the Jag, in my opinion, a much nicer place to be than a Beemer!
    Well done Jaguar, keep up the great work....

    • @pillowdestroyer5694
      @pillowdestroyer5694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ime from the future and BMW is way better than jag

    • @davidkerr4103
      @davidkerr4103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Maximilian Bierwagen the 3rd LOL, you are replying to a 10 year old post! Glad to see you are keeping right up to date😉
      Anyway, in the last decade, Beemers have got Fugly and Jaguar has failed to keep up with the change of direction within the industry. They started off well bringing out the iPace well before most of their competitors then sat back and let the whole industry pass them by. I think if both these companies don’t get their “fingers out”, and sort their sh1t out, they are going to struggle in the next few years.

    • @GewelReal
      @GewelReal 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pillowdestroyer5694 yeah, jag is not the same what they used to be

    • @denisohbrien
      @denisohbrien 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@GewelReal jaguar dropped the ball when they didnt release a new XJ .. jaguar is defined by big low saloons, ive owned every generation of XJ aside from the latest (moved to bmw due to similar driving dynamic and wasnt enamoured at the time with the styling of the new XJ) but would like to buy a newer xj in the future, not a crossover suv or a little XF or XE a proper big low slung saloon. pretty depressing tbh.

  • @PeterWhiteheadViola
    @PeterWhiteheadViola 8 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    I've started WW3... BUT ITS OK BECAUSE I'VE GOT A JAAAAAG

    • @sourcetattoos
      @sourcetattoos 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Keep up at the back. Ford havnt owned Jaguar for about 7 years

    • @AVINIDE
      @AVINIDE 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Combine that with 'drunk Queen' bit from Top Gear.
      Hello, thiiiss iss Queen sspeaking. I'm declaring a war.. in my Jaaaaag.

    • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
      @GenericUsername-qp1ww 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hitlery's excuse if she evr became Prez

    • @gaminggoose2329
      @gaminggoose2329 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Peter Whitehead sorry but he owned a Volkswagen

    • @jamesclarkmaxwell-v2n
      @jamesclarkmaxwell-v2n 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      cars, music , masculine , freedom of speech , brave men matter

  • @mikeshearer1250
    @mikeshearer1250 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Everytime I see or hear about a Jaaaaaaag, i get reminded of this :P

    • @2013branth
      @2013branth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mate, it's shaaaaaaaaaaaaaag'd, missed opportunity.

  • @baoh29able
    @baoh29able 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    Had to come back here to enjoy myself once more before I choose to never look up to the modern jag brand again.

  • @99ZondaS
    @99ZondaS 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    Who's here after seeing Jaguar ruin their brand image today?

  • @randyfleet9968
    @randyfleet9968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I do love how the Brits pronounce the word. Jag-you-errrr! Just rolls off the tongue, and don't forget the sort of baritone touch!

  • @Dextroyer77
    @Dextroyer77 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The latest Jag commercial brought me back here. :D
    "It's good to be bad !"

  • @LuisNunes-ps4sl
    @LuisNunes-ps4sl 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    And in November 2024 jaguar said to bud light, hold my beer! 🤬🤬

  • @andycwb
    @andycwb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I’ve never seen this before, but having bought my first Jaaaag a few months ago someone sent me a link and I’m crying laughing at it.

  • @ps2516
    @ps2516 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    Oh my god you know why you are here in 2024 November....

  • @devon896
    @devon896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    It's amazing that this car sold for over 10 years looking exactly the same yet on the outside it still looks only 4 or 5 years old.

  • @christophernagy5603
    @christophernagy5603 11 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I've got myself a 1994 Jaguar XJ12 6.0, beautiful piece of machinery. No need for a supercharger, sounds like it has one already, sucks air from the sky like it's quaffing it's favorite ale... Love It!

  • @AsTheSeasonsGray
    @AsTheSeasonsGray 9 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I'm going to miss this.....so much..... :,(

    • @nathanw9770
      @nathanw9770 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      AsTheSeasonsGray don't worry. You can still watch it as long as you've got a jaaag

  • @MsLilyhorse
    @MsLilyhorse 10 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Everything changed once I bought my Jaaaag.

    • @MsLilyhorse
      @MsLilyhorse 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      1982 XJ-S TWR 6.3 V12 Getrag 5 Speed Lister body package. Black on Black. I wave as I slide past the Audi's and BMW's because I am in a Jaaag.

  • @EagleFang74
    @EagleFang74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Growing up we had three jags at one point and I can confirm that half the fun is just saying the name. That and the dual fuel tanks.

  • @davidreid6222
    @davidreid6222 10 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I'm getting my jaaaaag soon! Cant wait

  • @EchosTackyTiki
    @EchosTackyTiki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I remember a Jaguar advertisement I saw a few years back that had like 4 big name British actors who always play rich, stylish villains in it. Then I heard how they pronounced the name of the car; not "Jag-wire" like we do in the states, but "Jag-you-are".
    Haven't been able to pronounce it the American way since. I've been trying for like three years. Just can't do it in two syllables anymore.

  • @ccateni28
    @ccateni28 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Who's here after that terrible Jaguar ad campaign... in their Jag?

  • @jdpragmatic8644
    @jdpragmatic8644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    1:16 Jeremy’s Jaaaaag face here kills me

  • @liamrobinson3777
    @liamrobinson3777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love how James just jumps in at the start “who gives a pigs ass” brilliant

    • @TheMarkyMarx
      @TheMarkyMarx 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Pig's Aaaarrrrrrse

  • @a.paigeaderhold4377
    @a.paigeaderhold4377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’ve had the honor of owning 3 different ones through the yrs. most recent 04’ Vanden Plas ... love ❤️ my Jags

  • @thomasdanielsen9151
    @thomasdanielsen9151 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Ever since me and my dad saw this, we have always said Jaaaaag xD

  • @paddyh8023
    @paddyh8023 8 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    Loki: I have an army. Iron Man: We have a Jaaaaggg! Loki: Well shit.

    • @theyellowlightsaber3193
      @theyellowlightsaber3193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Loki is the guy who does an advertisement for the jag though so that joke makes no sense itd be the other way around....

  • @oldschool1993
    @oldschool1993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    When I was in school I loved the old Jags- had a 120 FHC, a 140 and joined the local club in Seattle. There were a lot of sports car clubs back then, the MG club, the Healey, Triumph etc., but the Jag club was humbly named "The Jaguar Driver's Club of Northwest America". A lot of the owners were pilots or engineers at Boeing, so they had that fastidious tendency. I remember there was a pecking order in those days as well. When you would encounter another sports car on the road you would waive, but the lower ranks had to waive first before the upper folks would acknowledge.

  • @lukerogers151
    @lukerogers151 9 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Awfully sorry.

    • @jamesmartindale8968
      @jamesmartindale8968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Luke Rogers would you mind settling this while I warm up the jaaaaag

  • @howizee
    @howizee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The fact that they made a villain jag ad proves them right.

  • @williana8790
    @williana8790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    He punched a producer, but it’s ok, he’s got a Jaaaaag

  • @SierraJuliaDelta-p9j
    @SierraJuliaDelta-p9j หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This never gets old

  • @dj_zioneer5853
    @dj_zioneer5853 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Lollll - wonder what the would have said about todays changes 😂😭

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the bit at the end is funny ''awfully sorry would you mind settling this? whilst i go and warm up the jaaaaaaaaaggggggggggg'' i can imagine that line being said in a program

  • @nostalgiaof98
    @nostalgiaof98 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Sadly Jaguar didn't age the way this ad did

  • @budman9327
    @budman9327 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Drive one. It's addictive...and you can get away with literally ANYTHING. Even the unwashed here in the States get it. Definitely something to love.

  • @ManForToday
    @ManForToday 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hahahah hilarious. Would you mind settling this while I go and warm up the JAAAAAG

  • @rador3573
    @rador3573 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "I terribly sorry to ran out of your dog ,oww,IN MY JAAAAAAG"

  • @nathanw9770
    @nathanw9770 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    *calmly strays into Londons low emissions zone*
    *In my Jaaaaaag*

    • @mancubwwa
      @mancubwwa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I bet it was I-pace...

    • @ps2bndled
      @ps2bndled 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I may pollute the greenhouses...
      but it doesn't matter,
      because I've got a 🇯 🇦 🇦 🇦 🇦 🇬

    • @Infernal_Elf
      @Infernal_Elf หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mancubwwa On the i Pace actually it costs 20-30k Pounds to replace the cower for the battery the metal cover. Glue and islilation must contain safran.

  • @ShahidKhan-ke8fe
    @ShahidKhan-ke8fe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At last, something beautiful you can truly own.

  • @stene123
    @stene123 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    90% of Jaaaags brand value comes from these guys making it so damn cool 😅

  • @crazedtofu
    @crazedtofu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Police chief: Anything interesting happen today?
    Officer: I pulled a driver over for doing 150 mph in a 25 mph zone. I just gave him a warning........
    Police chief: WTF?!!!!
    Officer:.......because he had a Jaaaaaaaaag.
    Police chief: Oh, okay.

  • @georgec5479
    @georgec5479 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I can't quite tell if he is making fun of Jaguar owners, putting them down or making a compliment to the cars. But Jaguars have always been one of the best looking, best sounding, most comfortable and stylish cars.

  • @d.ajithsekar421
    @d.ajithsekar421 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I am waiting for the new commercial roast

  • @SuperCompany007
    @SuperCompany007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    Putin needs to buy a jag.
    "I've sent troops into Ukraine, but it's ok cause i've got a Jag"

    • @Loundsify
      @Loundsify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Just killed all my opposition but it's ok cause I've got a Jaaaag

    • @keeperofeurobeat8421
      @keeperofeurobeat8421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I've killed 20 million of my own people by starving them, but it's okay because I've got a _Jaaaaaaag._

    • @IamdefiantlynotTzeentchOramI
      @IamdefiantlynotTzeentchOramI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh I just overthrew a monarchy.
      "But it's ok cause I've got a Jaaaaaaaaaaaag"

    • @laurentparodi5261
      @laurentparodi5261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Except there are no russian troops in the ukraine......

    • @Vemppu_Lutku
      @Vemppu_Lutku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@laurentparodi5261 x'D good one

  • @ebthegt5572
    @ebthegt5572 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This sums up my dad in a way, except for the whole going away for the weekend part.

  • @philausa9629
    @philausa9629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have a Jag and a Caddie. I don’t ever want to say any of that ))) sounds funny but I just enjoy a good car ride in either one

  • @lmn28021992
    @lmn28021992 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    Who else is here after the atrocious Woke rebrand?

  • @Bulldog23636
    @Bulldog23636 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Oh boy

  • @frenzl66
    @frenzl66 14 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bought an S-type because of this video!
    My wife and I keep on jaaaaaaagging since :-)

  • @martytdd1606
    @martytdd1606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Loved that era of top gear

  • @codyerickson3550
    @codyerickson3550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My dad had a 2011 Jag XFR when I was in high school. I took my date to senior prom in it, haha.

  • @faerieSAALE
    @faerieSAALE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    WIfe to a close friend: "I just realized that my husband is having an affair and I don't know what to do about it!"
    Friend says; Couldn't you just confront her, and tell her to leave him alone?
    Wife: Her,!?! OH no, you misunderstood - it's with his Jaaaaaaag!

  • @TyCal_
    @TyCal_ 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Wonder what they think of Jag right now

  • @BfmvOwnz1
    @BfmvOwnz1 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love Jeremy's face whenever he says Jaaaaaaag :D

  • @3mma_533
    @3mma_533 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Second vehicle was a used 2004 X-Type; massive upgrade from an 05 Dodge Dakota. Never been the same person since tbh

  • @brianwong7285
    @brianwong7285 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “Jags are so rogue-ish. You can take a girl out for dinner if you have a Jag, and then she will pay.
    You can go and stay with people for the weekend, help yourself to all their belongings, and no one will mind! Because? You have a Jaaaag!”
    Eventually used in S02E06 of The Grand Tour.

  • @dchawk81
    @dchawk81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jaguar needs to offer "Jaaag" as a trunk lid emblem option.
    Or somebody needs to make them aftermarket.

  • @aregmirzoyan869
    @aregmirzoyan869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never get tired by watching this

  • @grooveskaler8341
    @grooveskaler8341 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Are there any special ways to warm up the Jaaaaag ?

  • @DanielSmith-tb9vi
    @DanielSmith-tb9vi 11 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    This is hella funny. Don't pay that much attention, but didn't Jeremy have an affair a few years ago haha?

    • @HiroNguy
      @HiroNguy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The dalliance must've happened when he was testing a...

    • @riky95oo
      @riky95oo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      and he did had a black XJR

    • @Currie01
      @Currie01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He had a shag.....
      ....in a jaaaaaag.

  • @james64ibm
    @james64ibm 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Can confirm. The police let me off with a warning after my bank robbery yesterday when I told them that the money will go towards the purchase of a Jaaag.

  • @BfmvOwnz1
    @BfmvOwnz1 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Me being pulled over by the police "Oh no, not again.... I wasn't even driving too fast"
    Police:"Sir, was that you who smoked your tires in the parking garage?"
    Me: "Yes... in my Jaaaaag"
    Police:"Oh, it's fine then, just go ahead"

  • @joedo8052
    @joedo8052 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Who here's got a Jag? You've got a Jag? .. Look at him!" xD

  • @stensoft
    @stensoft 9 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Well, it turned out you can't get away with everything if you got a Jag. We'll miss you, Jeremy.

    • @helddominance5033
      @helddominance5033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ah! He had a Lambo at that point! Didn't follow the thread....

  • @lonewolf031
    @lonewolf031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jaguar should hire those three to advertise their next Jaaaag!.

  • @Beechgoose1
    @Beechgoose1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When i was a kid, still living at home, i did a stint in a factory, and worked with an old guy who had a JAAG...
    He was like a cross between Windsor Davis and Santa Claus, in a good way...

  • @NicholasDegennaro
    @NicholasDegennaro 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I own an XJ6, I actually often invite myself to people's homes.

    • @chaivalla
      @chaivalla 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I drive an F-Type. I show up at other people's Tinder dates.

  • @loganwitte3477
    @loganwitte3477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Had a '99 XJR and a '00 XJ8L. As much as they are to keep up with, they really are interesting machines

  • @confusedungabunga4232
    @confusedungabunga4232 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    Welcome to the fall of a legendary car maker. Anyone saw the new gay rebranding ad?🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

  • @Renegade666
    @Renegade666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    my mate owns a Jaaaaag and he fully embraces this!

  • @MegaRV777
    @MegaRV777 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I own a Jaaaag

  • @blairbrown4812
    @blairbrown4812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Two years later,Clarkson would race the sun in that very Jag.

  • @antmanatthemoment7233
    @antmanatthemoment7233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Waitress: I'm married
    Jezza: that's OK babe, I've got a jaaaaag

  • @davefrance3721
    @davefrance3721 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I Love my Jag', and yet I am one of the most honest and likeable people I know.... And Modest too... ;-)

  • @AnabolicAsylum
    @AnabolicAsylum 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thank you Top Gear! My new license plate frame reads: -Jaguar- "The preferred car of white-collar criminals."

  • @9protocol
    @9protocol 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am lucky enough to have one of these... XJL 5 litre V8... Best car I have ever had... When the time comes, I will have another later younger model

  • @TsvetanVelichkov1
    @TsvetanVelichkov1 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    2024 Jag drivers will not agree.

  • @thearena4688
    @thearena4688 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Where is Jeremy Clarkson when you need him. Brand went from Jaguar to Faguar in 3.0 seconds 😅

  • @aayushgaikaiwari4030
    @aayushgaikaiwari4030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    as a proud jaguar owner, this is funny