TEXAS vs (The Rest Of) UNITED STATES - Who Would Win?

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  • Some Texans have voiced their desire to secede from the United States, forming their own Republic of Texas, but could they handle the brute force of the US Military? In today's educational animated cartoon we pit Texas up against the USA in another episode of our "Who would win?" series.
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  • @TheInfographicsShow
    @TheInfographicsShow  5 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    In a 1:1 match of Texas vs. USA who is your champion to defend either side (you can choose anyone - a sports team or a single athlete, actor, politician, fictional character, etc.)?

  • @zrandeb123
    @zrandeb123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3412

    He forgot about one crucial thing, Texas is full of Texans.

    • @ximkai8794
      @ximkai8794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      😂 he was going over the number of active military that are Texans and I just thought "yea, but what about all the other Texans?"

    • @Sariine436
      @Sariine436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I'm in Texas

    • @ianbrister6392
      @ianbrister6392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That's right

    • @iateyourcat4926
      @iateyourcat4926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I mean most are Mexican too:/

    • @ptriggered2493
      @ptriggered2493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I’m a texan

  • @GameUpOG
    @GameUpOG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2041

    Texans after watching this: I'm still willing to take that bet

    • @brannonlittrell533
      @brannonlittrell533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Y’all will get destroyed I can’t believe people think Texas will win

    • @esmeraldaguerra1866
      @esmeraldaguerra1866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@brannonlittrell533 honestly i just want to see how long we will last

    • @josephoakley2817
      @josephoakley2817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Stephen Holloway we’d welcome you!

    • @whiskeyislife6498
      @whiskeyislife6498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Brannon Littrell I bet people thought that about Vietnam as well.

    • @indigo8455
      @indigo8455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I’m mean I’m Texan and I’m not disagreeing with his point

  • @blisskoku
    @blisskoku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +918

    As a texan a Texas citizen isn’t your average citizen

    • @cassandraorosco1328
      @cassandraorosco1328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Don't mest with Texas

    • @CoD_Maj3st1k
      @CoD_Maj3st1k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      You got that right. We stay ready. Guns and shooting proficiency is part of our religion.

    • @youssefhatem4568
      @youssefhatem4568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      in terms of what

    • @jesusllanas9318
      @jesusllanas9318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Toxic - CODM guns, natural resources, unity, terrain advantage

    • @youssefhatem4568
      @youssefhatem4568 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jesusllanas9318 ok

  • @recklessgamingyt3912
    @recklessgamingyt3912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Imagine forgetting that I have yet to meet someone from Texas who doesn’t own a weapon and I’ve been almost all over Texas

    • @ayoutubechannel1413
      @ayoutubechannel1413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The Texans that dont own guns are californians who moved here

    • @generalshaagi4832
      @generalshaagi4832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Those aren’t Texans

    • @pahwraith
      @pahwraith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do they have a navy? BecAuse thats all that would matter.
      The us navy would blockade all trade by sea. The usas ally mexico would block all official trade with texas. The usa army and airforce would stop all major truck/roads and train traffic.
      Wed attack your power grid and shut off your internet and cell phone grid via bombings. We would win air superiority eventually. Wed destroy all your oil rigs and refineries.
      Your economy would collapse pretty quick. 6 months.

    • @freefromthemind3087
      @freefromthemind3087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pahwraith Mexico would side with us over the USSA. Have you heard of AMLO?

    • @generalgeorgewashington5300
      @generalgeorgewashington5300 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pahwraith yes.

  • @michaelbiscay9836
    @michaelbiscay9836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +896

    Infographics: (the entire video)
    Texas: So you're telling me there's a chance...

    • @yruiz214
      @yruiz214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Pos if we gonna lose we gonna go out fighting

    • @clix2106
      @clix2106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Its yall not your're

    • @jhefferson9048
      @jhefferson9048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes but actually no.

    • @AlienAbles420
      @AlienAbles420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It'd be "y'all are"

    • @evilfortnitepotion
      @evilfortnitepotion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      TEXAS FOR LIFE

  • @thesystem3967
    @thesystem3967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2571

    Who would win
    49 states or One big boi state

    • @sebastianstan9655
      @sebastianstan9655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Texas : Imma big state.
      Alaska : Am I a joke to you?

    • @noahargo9990
      @noahargo9990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Sebastian Stan Texas is by land size a bigger state than California.

    • @Idkaboutthis.
      @Idkaboutthis. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Venomous Dragon sorry sir thats Alabama

    • @Idkaboutthis.
      @Idkaboutthis. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @Venomous Dragon we are cowboys

    • @James-vq4jw
      @James-vq4jw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sebastian Stan California is smaller

  • @johnirby8847
    @johnirby8847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Saying Texas would run out of ammo is like saying the ocean will run out of water.

    • @polyblank2
      @polyblank2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yea- you guys have crates of ammo- i know this as i used to live in texas, only reason im not there anyome is due to being stationed somewhere else

    • @Meleeman011
      @Meleeman011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You guys have a tech center and Boca chica, you could literally launch nukes if you wanted to, or drone swarm if you have enough committed people

    • @generalgeorgewashington5300
      @generalgeorgewashington5300 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Meleeman011 a little trollin on the White House lol

    • @WolfLove89
      @WolfLove89 ปีที่แล้ว

      We'd have have Florida having our back and other red states that

    • @WolfLove89
      @WolfLove89 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thing is Infographics is assuming that soldiers would fight against the American people. Yeah not happen

  • @rebbinga
    @rebbinga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    If your talk about Texas at least hang our flag correctly.

    • @bob-wx4po
      @bob-wx4po 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      3:48 I just saw that

    • @Mr.watashi
      @Mr.watashi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@festersonobasohan50 ayo thats cap

    • @charizardx0836
      @charizardx0836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@festersonobasohan50 No because California is run by liberals and liberals are idiots so Texas wins that fight easily.

    • @loganc8092
      @loganc8092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@festersonobasohan50 i dont think texans could lose to femboy californians

    • @RHEC1776
      @RHEC1776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@festersonobasohan50 dude I live in California and we are in debt. Not only that but if California went to war with Texas half of Californians would fight on the side of Texas. We're tired of democrats running this state into the ground.

  • @Luingi
    @Luingi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1372

    USA: “We have Florida man.”
    Texas: “We have Chuck Norris.”

    • @alexanderpace7924
      @alexanderpace7924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      RetroPretzel to bad chuck Norris is from Oklahoma

    • @Awfulfeature
      @Awfulfeature 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      The U.S doesn’t have Florida man.. they have Florida *MEN*

    • @arthurmorgan620
      @arthurmorgan620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Texas is the USA is it

    • @gatorhighlights2257
      @gatorhighlights2257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Im ready to fight

    • @Awfulfeature
      @Awfulfeature 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Florida Man hang on dude I’ll grab your chad hammer™️

  • @silverstormrifleworks7080
    @silverstormrifleworks7080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1515

    Infographics: “Within a year they would be out of ammo”
    Texas: laughs in Texan

    • @danielmaluenda9731
      @danielmaluenda9731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hahahaha

    • @dumbasswatermelon
      @dumbasswatermelon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think it’s true though
      Laughs in U.S

    • @javasea8097
      @javasea8097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *laughs in woosh*

    • @johnirby8847
      @johnirby8847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@dumbasswatermelon You've never seen a dude in Texas with 12 automatic weapons and crates of ammo....once you see that you'll understand why he laughs 🤣

    • @Sensei_Foosball
      @Sensei_Foosball 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahahahaha

  • @derekroutt1089
    @derekroutt1089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    I don’t want Texas to leave. I just want California to be thrown out.

  • @SCRUFFY537
    @SCRUFFY537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I think you’re forgetting something, anything that would lead to war between Texas and US government would also lead to almost the entirety of the southern region of the United States allying with Texas and then also seceding. Texas wouldn’t fight alone.

    • @yoboimike8653
      @yoboimike8653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeah

    • @docbradleydc
      @docbradleydc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Civil War 2 but this time the federal government has far superior weaponry? Yeah, that would end poorly.

    • @imfrommars7362
      @imfrommars7362 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Civil war vibes 🥹

    • @natjd2365
      @natjd2365 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is very false as well, the majority of the southern region would not secede with texas. Texas nearly changed to democratic and states like Georgia are democratic, not to mention the majority of the large cities that power the economies of the south, would secede from the new formed Texan and southern country as those cities are largely democratic and loyal to the United States. The south wouldn’t ally with texas, this isn’t the civil war, cmon now

    • @SCRUFFY537
      @SCRUFFY537 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@natjd2365 Yea I think you’re confused here, outside of Austin and Dallas democrats in Texas aren’t your California variety extreme democrats. They’re almost entirely Christian democrats that would flip at the drop of a hat due to the kind of aggression from the government that would lead to a war. That kind of war doesn’t get created by republicans vs democrats it gets created by cultural values. Texas and the south share every core cultural value.

  • @kommandantspotticusthecats1265
    @kommandantspotticusthecats1265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    Texas military: runs out of active military personel
    Texas Civilians: ima do a pro gamer move

    • @dannydavi-toe7412
      @dannydavi-toe7412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Stephe Kershaw Texas wouldnt win but we wouldnt lose

    • @BadCompanyGaming
      @BadCompanyGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@StephenKershaw1 *laughs in Taliban*

    • @jesusllanas9318
      @jesusllanas9318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Stephen Kershaw laughs in mutually assured destruction

    • @festersonobasohan50
      @festersonobasohan50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol, California by itself takes Texas and most Texans probably know that.

    • @jesusllanas9318
      @jesusllanas9318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@StephenKershaw1 your comment makes no sense my guy also nice assumption XD

  • @NewbyTon
    @NewbyTon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +915

    The USA uses: Air strike attack
    It hurt itself with confusion!

    • @Enragegaming-ud3dh
      @Enragegaming-ud3dh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Newby Ton aye Belton tx bro

    • @linkk2
      @linkk2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Texas uses nuke. Hurts itself with radiation

    • @dorkismcshane3706
      @dorkismcshane3706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If this was reddit you would definitely have gotten gold.

    • @torkizion9780
      @torkizion9780 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello

    • @TheTurtleShellGaming
      @TheTurtleShellGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wonder if we could just cut off all lines of internet to Texas. That would destroy their economy and the citizens trust.

  • @Secretsquirrel27
    @Secretsquirrel27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    He also forgot about all of the other states that would side with Texas, and also that Texas is full of Texans, and not just soldiers.

    • @Steve-zc9ht
      @Steve-zc9ht 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your dumb because no state would actually side with Texas 😂 there the loan star state for a reason

    • @aquaphoenixcodm8647
      @aquaphoenixcodm8647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Steve-zc9ht Louisiana Oklahoma Mississppi the list goes on and on

    • @Steve-zc9ht
      @Steve-zc9ht 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Europa are you sure about that lol

    • @poppy63765
      @poppy63765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aquaphoenixcodm8647 nah mississippi isn't going to help we rely on the government for money

    • @likeaboss1059
      @likeaboss1059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Steve-zc9ht Oklahoma,Arkansas,Louisiana, Tennessee, Alabama ect basically almost all of the south plus maybe Montana,north and South Dakota and Alaska. Look up all the states that sided with our gov when we called bs on Biden winning.

  • @generalshaagi4832
    @generalshaagi4832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The comments are mostly just “you forgot one thing, we have [insert funny thing here]” and as a Texan I’m so happy

    • @SonTaicario
      @SonTaicario 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As another Fellow Texas, Im on an ego trip reading all these comments

    • @generalshaagi4832
      @generalshaagi4832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SonTaicario When we go to war against the U.S. the soldiers should just read the comment section of this video. Morale is everything, and this comment section would boost our morale to never before seen levels.

    • @dallasunderfire9970
      @dallasunderfire9970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a Texan I’m so happy to see this, and you forget that we have comedy, and chuck Norris.

    • @dallasunderfire9970
      @dallasunderfire9970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SonTaicario same here, I’m kinda just going comment to comment on a ego high and telling people not to disrespect my state by saying the video is accurate and saying Cali would take us alone.. and to never forget the Alamo, I love this state and I love our great people 😂

    • @wog6523
      @wog6523 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      australia better EZ

  • @grworden1848
    @grworden1848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1562

    The thing is...
    Most Texans carry the 2nd amendment proud

    • @noecazares2144
      @noecazares2144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Even deacons at chuch

    • @juannunez7389
      @juannunez7389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Not most, 35-40%

    • @nos5631
      @nos5631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @Serdar Aydın who are you to support Texas being cut off from their country. You just want to see this nation divided.

    • @SwaggerSales
      @SwaggerSales 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Yeah I don’t think your shotgun is gonna save you from a tactical airstrike

    • @AJ___USA
      @AJ___USA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And ? 🤨

  • @CloroxBleachCompany
    @CloroxBleachCompany 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2718

    Infographics: “Texas would be the worlds 11th largest economy...”
    Texas: 🤠
    Infographics: “Making it the second wealthiest state, after California”
    Texas: 😡

    • @anthonymachacek3413
      @anthonymachacek3413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Well if you put it per person I believe it would be more wealthy than California

    • @bobyobobob
      @bobyobobob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      As someone from Texas, this is 110% true

    • @Chris-kq1wm
      @Chris-kq1wm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      And yet we hemorrhage money just for you southern states to survive, quit calling us broke.

    • @randomeastasian347
      @randomeastasian347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      TD_Second916 And yet an influx of Californian are moving to Texas XD

    • @KaiserMattTygore927
      @KaiserMattTygore927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@blksheepdogtonyg.6453 Dude, so is texas, and i've been to both states.
      Both of you are just tributaries to the GRAND OKLAHOMA EMPIRE anyway.

  • @bryanreyes3645
    @bryanreyes3645 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As a Texan, I truly hope war never breaks out against our own patriot neighbors, but believe me. I’ll will die defending my MIGHTY STATE from ALL THREATS

  • @Youtuber-le9xx
    @Youtuber-le9xx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Texas would receive alot of support from volunteers in other states. Here I am in Michigan but if Texas seceded I would rather join Texas.

    • @thewhitewolf58
      @thewhitewolf58 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dont really matter in the age of drone strikes.

    • @TexanSecMov
      @TexanSecMov 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      nice id do the same and i live here in Texas

    • @codyjames8570
      @codyjames8570 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You act like wars are fought by foot on the ground 🤣 air superiority dictates war now

  • @XFerginatorX
    @XFerginatorX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    "Shipmaster, they out number us 12 to 1"
    "Then it is an even fight"

    • @jaegernic6563
      @jaegernic6563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was just thinking this

    • @22fivehorizons
      @22fivehorizons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I smell a halo 3 reference

    • @rookiejr1600
      @rookiejr1600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ahhh yes halo 3

    • @festersonobasohan50
      @festersonobasohan50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol, California by itself takes Texas and most Texans probably know that.

    • @AbThere
      @AbThere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@festersonobasohan50 we could take California

  • @fvckbucket
    @fvckbucket 5 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    "The Texan infantry would be outnumbered 12 to 1"
    So it is an even fight then

    • @NDHatley1
      @NDHatley1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      XD Absolute truth.

    • @budala1969
      @budala1969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      "Then we will fight in the shade."

    • @LtGrandpoobah
      @LtGrandpoobah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      My thoughts exactly.
      “12 to 1, eh? Go get a few more guys and then we’ll call it a fair fight.”

    • @josephdeliz3455
      @josephdeliz3455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Every Texan I ever had under my leadership was an expert marksman. Consecutive 40/40. They were also much more humble and patriotic than any other American other than Puerto Ricans.

    • @ximkai8794
      @ximkai8794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      America better pack a lunch

  • @lexiraejohn5037
    @lexiraejohn5037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    1: Texas won’t ever fight the US
    2: Everyone knows Texas is the best country in the world

    • @rodrickheffleyjr
      @rodrickheffleyjr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Texas... Country... 😐😵😡😠

    • @rodrickheffleyjr
      @rodrickheffleyjr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ITS A STATE YU FOKIN DONUT

    • @TheAustinHewlettOfficial
      @TheAustinHewlettOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🇨🇱🇨🇱🇺🇸🇺🇸🇨🇱🇺🇸🇨🇱🇺🇸

    • @alvarez1593
      @alvarez1593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheAustinHewlettOfficial the Chile flag?

    • @TheAustinHewlettOfficial
      @TheAustinHewlettOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alvarez1593 That's the Texas and American flags.

  • @rustysawyers5109
    @rustysawyers5109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    We're used to being outnumbered. Been there, done that. And we're still here and we aren't like everyone else...

    • @ricocarpenter2189
      @ricocarpenter2189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      r/notlikeotherstates
      (I am Texan before anyone tries to come for my head)

    • @luketanker6074
      @luketanker6074 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ricocarpenter2189 Not a real texan i see. Do you even own guns?

    • @ricocarpenter2189
      @ricocarpenter2189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@luketanker6074 No I dont own a gun but my dad does

    • @luketanker6074
      @luketanker6074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ricocarpenter2189 How many guns?
      (Okay this is sounding weird but i need to find out how texan you are lol)

    • @ricocarpenter2189
      @ricocarpenter2189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@luketanker6074 Just a pistol (as far as I know). We did move from California like 14 years ago so we aren't exactly the most Texan of people.

  • @KaalQahnaarin
    @KaalQahnaarin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    He's saying this like a lot of people that aren't in the military wouldn't join the fight in Texas.

    • @rileywhittington6742
      @rileywhittington6742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I'm not in the military but I would fight for my state

    • @jesseybarra3408
      @jesseybarra3408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Most people in Texas are gun owners so...😂

    • @wmabaaronknd832
      @wmabaaronknd832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      But would quickly be outgunned by trained army personnel

    • @jaygonzalez8575
      @jaygonzalez8575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      WMAB Aaron KnD that’s why we would all train!!!
      And be ready!!!
      But it wouldn’t matter because this is TEXANS that we are talking about!!
      We DONT GIVE UP!!

    • @jesusllanas9318
      @jesusllanas9318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      WMAB Aaron KnD you do realize how many Texans have there own private gun ranges and shoot for fun?

  • @mitchrowe5755
    @mitchrowe5755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    Dude, the Texas citizens would no doubt charge the front lines

  • @yellowroseoftexas.1345
    @yellowroseoftexas.1345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Do y’all hear that? I’m laughing at how cute it is that people think Texas would back down. We have a saying down here. Hold my beer.

  • @Thundercats-HOOOOO
    @Thundercats-HOOOOO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The fact he made this video regardless, shows the power Texas holds in peoples mind as a state. That Lonestar shines the brightest! GOD BLESS TEXAS!

    • @thewhitewolf58
      @thewhitewolf58 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup loan star is cool working as a team but wouldnt last too long on its own lol.

  • @PowerAce149
    @PowerAce149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    As someone from Texas I’ve always wondered this

    • @orange6693
      @orange6693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Same im from San Antonio

    • @Hours-ey2ry
      @Hours-ey2ry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bro same

    • @trix5884
      @trix5884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Otto Lotto No

    • @memecream5834
      @memecream5834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Honestly same here......especially being in the army lol

    • @Stoticism
      @Stoticism 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’m also in Texas

  • @tellm3why
    @tellm3why 5 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    *Texas Secedes from USA*
    USA: Look there's oil!

    • @HateIsJustice
      @HateIsJustice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      This made me laugh way harder than it should have.

    • @edymcevoy3390
      @edymcevoy3390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HateIsJustice hahaha same

    • @metalpharaoh3025
      @metalpharaoh3025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂

    • @JW-lt8py
      @JW-lt8py 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      as a texan that is true

    • @bradym2815
      @bradym2815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahaha 😂

  • @weshervey2202
    @weshervey2202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    You’re forgetting one thing, all those Texans could steal the equipment that they are working on/with. On top of this, you’re forgetting all of the key factories that are in Texas and what military equipment is built there as well. Barksdale AFB is only around 30 minutes from Texas and Texas could do a counteroffensive via land. And the most important thing you are forgetting is the Texan spirit

    • @Cozmicsaber
      @Cozmicsaber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You, idiots, think you can do what Russia and China could only dream of. Those bases/facilities would be destroyed immediately. We've done it's so many times to better-equipped countries. You can break our fighting spirit, hence why we've been in a war for over 19 years. You can stop us in the AIR or in the Sea. You can stop us on Land either. Your best bet would be a surprise attack. But in the grand scheme of things, it would be meaningless. In reality, you'd never get to it, the U.S intelligence would know about it immediately.

    • @TheAustinHewlettOfficial
      @TheAustinHewlettOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cozmicsaber Sorry bud, as a Texan who has lived in Georgia and now Idaho, I can guarantee, Texas will win. And, most patriots are in Texas. So we have a cause to fight. Texas would become Murica'!!🇨🇱🇨🇱🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @BrigitofBergental
      @BrigitofBergental 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheAustinHewlettOfficial - If you were patriots, you wouldn't take up arms against the US.

    • @TheAustinHewlettOfficial
      @TheAustinHewlettOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@BrigitofBergental Most Texans you know are HUGE American Patriots. We would never strike first. This is just if the government becomes corrupt and we need to separate like our founding fathers during the revolution.

    • @generalgeorgewashington5300
      @generalgeorgewashington5300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Cozmicsaber Afghanistan, Vietnam, Our loses In the pacific Theater, War Of 1812

  • @PissedoffVolsFan
    @PissedoffVolsFan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I’m a Texan. I say we’d draw the entire south. Texas would soon stretch from South Carolina to Arizona.

    • @thewhitewolf58
      @thewhitewolf58 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The south would sit on its hands and watch what happens.

    • @JADEGATETIGRESS
      @JADEGATETIGRESS ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thewhitewolf58 As A Naturalized Citizen, A Foreigner Web To A Yankee, I Was Required To Learn About USA History And Civics... I Believe Texans, Certainly Assisted By Southerners In General Would Hand The USA A Huge "L" In Such A War.

  • @ballzzz
    @ballzzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +917

    “Texas would run out of supplies”
    Texas: Laughs in cowboy

    • @suge5556
      @suge5556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      We have longhorns

    • @marksalgado7365
      @marksalgado7365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Matt Frank imagine a rushing cowboy with an armored longhorn 😂

    • @rileysmith9843
      @rileysmith9843 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michigan: We have wolverines and winter.

    • @jess1013100
      @jess1013100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How would we even run out? We grow food and have cattle.

    • @marksalgado7365
      @marksalgado7365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jessica L well a large part of Texas (northern mid and almost all the west is close to being a desert. Meaning we get a large part of water from other states for crops. And for a while we would be okay but Texas has a population of 29 million people we’d probably run out of water pretty quick. Plus oil reserves would be devistated here even though we got some to last a few years.

  • @joeywever9194
    @joeywever9194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    Chuck Norris is from Texas.... I rest my case

    • @aaronortiz1422
      @aaronortiz1422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shaggy can defeat chuck

    • @Somebodysgamin
      @Somebodysgamin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your right we have a chance you freakin' liberals!!

    • @ryanwu5888
      @ryanwu5888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Keanu Reeves lives in LA

    • @LoneStarStinger
      @LoneStarStinger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joey Wever so is Beyoncé

    • @frankwoods9895
      @frankwoods9895 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Somebodysgamin Chuck Norris v.s. b52 bomber
      Chuck Norris loses.

  • @joshgarrison92
    @joshgarrison92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I would say this overlooks the fact that many of the US enemies would love to support Texas remaining Independent from the United States as a way of weakening the country.

    • @Someone-br5iw
      @Someone-br5iw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If Russia and China would support Texas our NATO treaty would help us

    • @hiplsnols4394
      @hiplsnols4394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if u think about it, all china has to do is stop importing products to the usa then the country is pretty much gone as we know it

    • @farhank8336
      @farhank8336 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I bet iran will be first in line lol

    • @sampatkalyan3103
      @sampatkalyan3103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Someone-br5iw actually no

  • @zamirreyes7011
    @zamirreyes7011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Bro, we can just have a "remember the Alamo" moment and just win instantly.

  • @DarkySith
    @DarkySith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    We got Jim Adler, the Texas Hammer!

  • @datniggachancehtx1207
    @datniggachancehtx1207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    In Texas we wouldn’t need actual troops, we’re Texan, we keep that thang on us...

    • @WesleyAPEX
      @WesleyAPEX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That’s why Antifa beats up conservatives in Oregon and not Texas.

    • @deefromdatrap3x455
      @deefromdatrap3x455 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ong

    • @datniggachancehtx1207
      @datniggachancehtx1207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Titus Pullo yeahhh nah. They’re not hotbeds. Yes those cities are more left leaning than the rest of the state, but it’s still Texas, people are actually just open mindedly moderate.. I can fasho speak for Houston, I’ve lived inside the loop my whole life as well as hung out in/dated chicks from the burbs; conservative dad, liberal mom households are the majority of households in my experience...

    • @travismelody3913
      @travismelody3913 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DatNiggaChance HTX Okay just a question for you. Could a Texan with an AR-15 defeat a Navy Seal with a Glock 19?

    • @anthonycortez2952
      @anthonycortez2952 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DatNiggaChance HTX California keep that thang on us too lol

  • @dioscuri4915
    @dioscuri4915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Out numbering texans 12:1" so its a fair fight then

    • @charizardx0836
      @charizardx0836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      12:1 That's how we like it

  • @meganwalker6225
    @meganwalker6225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Y’all wish y’all could love being a us Citizen as much as texans love being Texans lol

    • @kevk4781
      @kevk4781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We don’t care ?

    • @unknown21708
      @unknown21708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Idk Idk facts

    • @unknown21708
      @unknown21708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kevk4781 who said we asked for your opinion and it's a joke

  • @deathcometh61
    @deathcometh61 5 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    I've spent a large amount of my life in fort hood and fort bliss. Both have a lot more toys then you think.
    Most Texans are gun owners.
    A lot of ex military retire in Texas.
    We have C. Norris

    • @josiahconnell6655
      @josiahconnell6655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      David Dil still. Air superiority nowadays is key

    • @memelord-nx2zm
      @memelord-nx2zm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh? You have chuck norris? We have keanu reeves

    • @wizdmovie9957
      @wizdmovie9957 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      We have Toby fox

    • @therealamerican99.76
      @therealamerican99.76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love near fort hood. Can confirm.

    • @polarhack222
      @polarhack222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      we have florida man

  • @ziros22
    @ziros22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Talks about F-16
    Shows F-18
    Talks about Abrams tank
    Shows British Challenger tank.

  • @RJCE420
    @RJCE420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Commiefornia 2019: Texas needs the U.S.
    Texas 2020: When Cali is Ashes, You have My Permission to die.

    • @Cabbage22927
      @Cabbage22927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      California reminds me of russia.
      A state that longs for communism that is ruled by oligarchs while everyone else is dirt poor or homeless. California is essentially a 3rd world country

    • @jimboonie9885
      @jimboonie9885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Cabbage22927 Except the Soviet Union was way better than modern California.

    • @rylindlusk2208
      @rylindlusk2208 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was that Bane qoute from the Dark knight rises?

  • @generalshaagi4832
    @generalshaagi4832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "It's over Texas, I have the high ground"
    "You underestimate my patriotism"
    *proceeds to wreck the United States*

    • @TheAustinHewlettOfficial
      @TheAustinHewlettOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can be patriotic for any nation. There are very patriotic canadins. And besides, if the US Declares war on Texas, Texas would be the new US Sanctuary and the other states would just be land. The declaration, the constitution, and the people are America. Not the land.

    • @TheAustinHewlettOfficial
      @TheAustinHewlettOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do your homework son

    • @generalshaagi4832
      @generalshaagi4832 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheAustinHewlettOfficialNoted, I'll just stop making jokes

    • @TheAustinHewlettOfficial
      @TheAustinHewlettOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@generalshaagi4832 I was trying be playful. Sorry.

    • @thewhitewolf58
      @thewhitewolf58 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Proceeds to deck the lone star state into ruins with bombs then watches as they beg for forgiveness.

  • @txcarnage8179
    @txcarnage8179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    The Mexican army was also really confident , when they lost Texas.

    • @dannydavi-toe7412
      @dannydavi-toe7412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Stephen Kershaw how do you think we were ever independent? we didnt have the U.S when all those men were slaughtered at the Alamo and Goliad

    • @thepolevaulter2494
      @thepolevaulter2494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      We literally defeated Mexico at San Jacinto where we destroyed all exits and attacked Mexico and its president. Where we captured their leader and where released from Mexico. Later Mexico tried to take us back when we were apart of the US.

    • @diegomagallon321
      @diegomagallon321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Largies 4LIFE Santana was never president during the battle of San Jacinto. So the treaty of the prisoner was never recognized by the Mexican government

    • @runner6tin662
      @runner6tin662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Stephen Kershaw, laughs in Texan history class

    • @txcarnage8179
      @txcarnage8179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Diego that’s Mexico’s problem not ours. They want it back , they can come and try.

  • @Joe-tr7wg
    @Joe-tr7wg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    U.S.: attacks a buc ee’s
    Texas: is in sicko mode

    • @roman.g_1641
      @roman.g_1641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Joe how dare you attack our Buc Ee’s

    • @trainergold1773
      @trainergold1773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Joe you can take my money, you can take my truck, But you will *NOT* take my *BUC EE’S*

    • @fememoboy7601
      @fememoboy7601 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean JD’s

    • @Coltonduduchebwjxuchsh
      @Coltonduduchebwjxuchsh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Texas:don’t touch our Alamo,don’t touch our guns,don’t touch our flag,don’t touch our buc ee’s and don’t touch our nukes

    • @2-valid_
      @2-valid_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Underrated af

  • @valonuka9641
    @valonuka9641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Texas vs. Winter 😂

  • @mentalcupcakes8142
    @mentalcupcakes8142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Infographics: Texas would be outnumbered, Texas can't win.
    Battle Of San Jacinto: Am I a joke to you?
    (650 Mexican soldiers were killed vs 11 Texan soldiers.The clashing forces were numbered 1800 elite mexican troops vs 900 Texan soldiers. )

  • @itzhex3386
    @itzhex3386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Nahhh I think we Texans will win...
    After all, We have DemolitionRanch :)

    • @antoniotrew8131
      @antoniotrew8131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tennessee has Hickock45 lol

    • @the13reason20
      @the13reason20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Antonio Trew yeh but we know demo better

    • @broken_arrow_1179
      @broken_arrow_1179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And ram ranch

    • @monicamaza8061
      @monicamaza8061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and me

    • @ayoutubechannel1413
      @ayoutubechannel1413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Swami Coupet Atleast Us Texans Once were our own country And fought in wars and get to fly our flags next to usas and learn our own history .. Unlike all the other lame states with 0 Revelance

  • @Jerrycourtney
    @Jerrycourtney 5 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    *Don’t you dare use the name of Texas in vain.*

  • @Jdo3210
    @Jdo3210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    All I can say is as a Texan is we have a lot, A LOT, of guns:) We take pride in that round here 😁. Y’all be safe now, ya hear?

    • @idonthavealife1947
      @idonthavealife1947 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We have nukes sorry

    • @richardcheek2432
      @richardcheek2432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@idonthavealife1947 Yeah, right and the jet stream would blow all that radiation from Louisiana, right up the I95 coast to Boston, lol.

    • @deskslam4232
      @deskslam4232 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So do the 49 other states combined, as well as having intelligent citizens.

    • @God_zilla360
      @God_zilla360 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol I’m a Texan to and this is so true

    • @josephdemary4048
      @josephdemary4048 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@idonthavealife1947 We got some ourselves. The US doesn't just keep them in one location.

  • @TheAustinHewlettOfficial
    @TheAustinHewlettOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Me, a Texan: Laughing at how wrong he is😂 Does no one actually know Texas History?!😂

    • @kakakshi3710
      @kakakshi3710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You and me both brother

    • @rileystalk440
      @rileystalk440 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes. Texas has lost almost every war it’s been involved in

    • @TheAustinHewlettOfficial
      @TheAustinHewlettOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rileystalk440 Ha, imagine believing that lie😂

    • @bubachubb
      @bubachubb 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TheAustinHewlettOfficial all we gotta do is get the women and they will win the war for us!!!!

    • @TexanSecMov
      @TexanSecMov 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'd fight for Texas then the United States, brother!

  • @paulstokoe3845
    @paulstokoe3845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Sandy cheeks from spongebob would defend Texas and win

  • @leviticuscornwall9631
    @leviticuscornwall9631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    As a Texan I think you’d be surprised how many volunteers would sign up to fight if we seceded

    • @friedchiken3038
      @friedchiken3038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yessir

    • @Cozmicsaber
      @Cozmicsaber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I think you'd be surprised by how many would leave.

    • @bwnotredame06
      @bwnotredame06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@Cozmicsaber Only the Softies that came here from California and elsewhere.

    • @Cozmicsaber
      @Cozmicsaber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@bwnotredame06 No, when your children are crying of starvation and death, and your wives start wondering when it will end your families will leave you.

    • @bwnotredame06
      @bwnotredame06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@Cozmicsaber I'm taking it, that you're not from Texas. So I won't even begin to have this discussion with you.

  • @antonevelasquez2706
    @antonevelasquez2706 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Welcom to Texas where our guns have guns

  • @LycheeCore
    @LycheeCore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have a teacher who still believes Texas is its own country,
    she teaches Texas History

  • @getrehkt3139
    @getrehkt3139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    Rest of the US: We out number you 12 to 1.
    Texas: 12 to 1, I like them odds!

    • @CaveGamer360
      @CaveGamer360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@StephenKershaw1 well the gun owners would be impossible to beat.

    • @juanmeza958
      @juanmeza958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Most Texans have more guns

    • @broken_arrow_1179
      @broken_arrow_1179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Then it is an even fight

    • @itsbruce6305
      @itsbruce6305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@StephenKershaw1 Depends on if the gun owner's are an excellent shot or a previous veteran. It's a 50/50. He know's what he is talking about, just didn't go in detail. No need to be proving everyone wrong for their comments.

    • @itsbruce6305
      @itsbruce6305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@StephenKershaw1 Clearly your a northerner. Here's the thing. The fight would be like in Afghanistan but in a smaller scale. We know the terrain like the back of our hands. It won't be a slaughter house just for us, the US will also suffer heavy casualties since they do not want to harm Texas oil. They need our oil. They need our people to fight for the US. Besides, Florida, Oklahoma, New Mexico, as well a few other states will more likely follow our cause. Depending on what the cause is about and why. You northerners obviously have no clue what Texas is actually like and it's people. Your only told what you've been told in school. Very pitiful. Next time your criticizing people speaking about Texas since they are PROUD to call it HOME. I won't criticize you and your little state. Know your facts, keep your mouth shut and your opinion to your self.

  • @isaurabautista8514
    @isaurabautista8514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    he’s forgetting one thing the us would be out of oil and texas produces the most oil

    • @makeawishkid8039
      @makeawishkid8039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Alaska also produces a lot of oil

    • @nibstastic
      @nibstastic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      that oil wouldnt be able to move and with some strategic bombing texas would become a memory

    • @WuzzyYT
      @WuzzyYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Louisiana has the second largest crude oil pipes and drills that run under the rivers hidden so I’m just sayin

    • @toastfighter
      @toastfighter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Would light the rigs up first, just like everywhere else that gets invaded by Americans

    • @blackhole9961
      @blackhole9961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@makeawishkid8039 Texas alone produces half of the nations oil

  • @joninwm
    @joninwm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Louisiana would never leave Texas hanging and probably several other states as well.

    • @epp6787
      @epp6787 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We would

    • @mathiaslo280
      @mathiaslo280 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Epp 808 y’all don’t fw us like that? Smh thought we was cool

    • @jess1013100
      @jess1013100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel like the whole south would be down with Texas

    • @praxlandy
      @praxlandy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jessica L feel like every state that isn’t blue would be on Texas’ side. Like what is Cali gonna do to us? Fight us with taxes?

    • @ayoutubechannel1413
      @ayoutubechannel1413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Epp 808 We dont need you anyways .. Bunch of trailer park dwellers

  • @AAER-vc4et
    @AAER-vc4et 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    All Texans could be soldiers since they have guns so 30 million troops vs 1.2 million troops

    • @povotaknight2063
      @povotaknight2063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not children and 90 percent wouldn't have the compitence

    • @AAER-vc4et
      @AAER-vc4et 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@povotaknight2063 still 2,900,000 troops(10%of Texas population)is more than 1.2 million troops.

  • @maliknicholson8019
    @maliknicholson8019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    I like how the us has states that would simply overpower most other nations on their own😂

    • @totenblume7517
      @totenblume7517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lol ikr

    • @bm-ye1jj
      @bm-ye1jj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The BiG mAmAs cubs have grown even stronger then the bears

    • @mariaaguirre2686
      @mariaaguirre2686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      California: "Goodbye South Africa!"

    • @mkane212
      @mkane212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      thats why Russia is no threat

    • @youarerightiamwrong
      @youarerightiamwrong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      But little Vietnam busted yous up haha delusional yanks

  • @Monster-tl2oi
    @Monster-tl2oi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    USA- you cant defeat me
    Texas- I know but he can
    *Chuck Norris enters the battle*

    • @chilobaltazar9481
      @chilobaltazar9481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Monster113 he was born in Oklahoma

    • @zachs2485
      @zachs2485 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And then NC joins TX and brings the 82nd...

    • @dragonrescue9113
      @dragonrescue9113 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Monster113 what if they became a team tho and work together let Texas be the captain of it all

    • @DIGBEE101
      @DIGBEE101 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Walker Texas Ranger👍🏼

  • @codysmith7634
    @codysmith7634 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Honestly, one thing not considered, would be that states like Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas and Florida would immediately join Texas. Plus several others. Thereby balancing the difference more than what this one on one shows.

  • @jbm0866
    @jbm0866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One thing completely overlooked...Texas Guard. Not to be confused with Texas National Guard, the Texas Guard has the Texas Governor as commander in chief. While not really combat ready, the estimated 30k strong Texas Guard could supply recon, logistics and medical support. There is even an air wing and small Navy iirc. I don't think any other state has such a thing as this is a legacy from the Texas Republic days..

    • @jeffreyscarbroughboardgame2822
      @jeffreyscarbroughboardgame2822 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And of course the texas rangers and texas state police and every city and county sheriffs and police departments

  • @darrellbaxley9315
    @darrellbaxley9315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Lack of military grade equipment?
    You haven't seen Bubba's barn!

    • @herpyderpy5861
      @herpyderpy5861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Darrell Baxley why did I laugh so hard to this

    • @darwinmcguilicuddy6083
      @darwinmcguilicuddy6083 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The barn that can't beat Afghanistan for 28 years?
      New California declaration of independence . Virginia seceding from Richmond, Illinois from Chicago, southern seven state compact 2nd amendment sanctuaries. Oregon wants to join Idaho. New York wants to part from New York City. All the natives are rumbling. Patriots from around the world.
      By darwin
      All rights reserved

  • @txhsscout
    @txhsscout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    12 us soldiers for every 1 Texan soldier? I feel like Texas still has the major advantage.

    • @txhsscout
      @txhsscout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Texans are a different breed.

    • @brwntwn123
      @brwntwn123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@txhsscout sounds logical to me

    • @luketanker6074
      @luketanker6074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Obstratics Yeah, but they would have losses to great to bare. I'd rather die for texas than let it turn into something terrible.

    • @zerogamer935
      @zerogamer935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah no

    • @SonTaicario
      @SonTaicario 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@luketanker6074 same here partner

  • @maxalings7941
    @maxalings7941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Texan soldiers join bc they're Patriots, Californian soldiers join bc they can't afford to live there otherwise
    Jk respect to all people in service

    • @donbrown9172
      @donbrown9172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is literally the most accurate comment I’ve seen in years.

    • @xman822
      @xman822 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think both in Texas and in California the poor kids end up in the army. The rich kids go to Wallstreet and bang the promqueen while poor souls are in hellholes of Iraq and Afghanistan

  • @3RomeoFoxtrot
    @3RomeoFoxtrot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Well lets see: HP moving to Houston, Oracle moving to Dallas, more Apex companies coming to Texas - in 6 months we'll be able to succeed and take Mexico's oil assets in the gulf with impunity .... LOL

  • @josuepalomares6820
    @josuepalomares6820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    "Texas is huge"
    Alaska: am I a joke to you

    • @treyvon8358
      @treyvon8358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      yeah but who cares about alaska 😂

    • @josuepalomares6820
      @josuepalomares6820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@treyvon8358 im a texan so i dont

    • @treyvon8358
      @treyvon8358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Josue Palomares 🤝

    • @rockandrollsealionsealion9911
      @rockandrollsealionsealion9911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes yes it is when 70% of the population are polar bears

    • @resolutepeach8197
      @resolutepeach8197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rockandrollsealionsealion9911
      Masses of polar bears armed with rifles and trained humans VS US

  • @marshmallowwithteeth2209
    @marshmallowwithteeth2209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Sandy Cheeks is gonna slap some cheeks

    • @gianisaac6422
      @gianisaac6422 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why did u even evolved that series...

    • @cornboy7424
      @cornboy7424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *clap

    • @kaplox
      @kaplox 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice

  • @mw8898
    @mw8898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I am not from Texas but I would join them because they are fighting for my civil rights.

    • @marthagomez7335
      @marthagomez7335 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would fight for anyone fighting against Texas !

    • @stephenryder1995
      @stephenryder1995 ปีที่แล้ว

      no, you would join them because you are a traitorous dog.

  • @alexanderkidonakis9185
    @alexanderkidonakis9185 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Texas vs California would be a cool what if video. Doesn’t have to be the entire United States
    Also a state vs state series would be super awesome

  • @idkJoey0
    @idkJoey0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    US: We have everything
    Texas: We have Sandy Cheeks

    • @KiWi-go9jy
      @KiWi-go9jy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We have Chuck Norris

    • @TheRealBalhaze
      @TheRealBalhaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Texas: We have practically every gun in existence

    • @cocotaveras8975
      @cocotaveras8975 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arthur Morgan California: We have Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Van Damme and Vin Diesel.
      NY: We have Sylvester Stallone (aka "Rambo")
      Enough said. I rest my case.

    • @SmellyYFeet
      @SmellyYFeet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      US: we have keanu reeves.

    • @mykillak
      @mykillak 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @zorionis327
    @zorionis327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    A better comparison would be texas vs California,no?

    • @jacobrohde540
      @jacobrohde540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 funny

    • @IsThisRain
      @IsThisRain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      If we're talking about military conflict, California has more military personnel than Texas. Although Texas leads in exports, California has easier access to the Pacific and possesses the largest state economy than Texas, so they win in that debate. I think California would win this fight.

    • @monkey9899
      @monkey9899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is This Rain? We got more country bois

    • @cameronwhiteside8114
      @cameronwhiteside8114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Is This Rain? California is in extreme debt, and literally have tens of thousands homeless people living in the streets, there economy is trash

    • @Dkkm10
      @Dkkm10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      CherryGusher perfect opportunity to take them off the streets and become the Soviet Union California wants to be. 7 dead for every Texan just like ww2 Russia v Germany.

  • @Boingboing777
    @Boingboing777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    There’s probably not one person in Texas that doesn’t own 56 shotguns

    • @polyblank2
      @polyblank2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Acording to the govronment the only have 3* acording to facts, they have 56

    • @lrballistics
      @lrballistics 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty much everyone in Austin. Other than that yeah *allegedly*

    • @Bware1551
      @Bware1551 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha 57 all sawed off shotguns with no stock and long horns on them

  • @legolukeskywalker452
    @legolukeskywalker452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    USA:it over texas we have a giant military
    Texas: y'all underestimate my power
    Also texas:I like those odds

  • @danda_man88
    @danda_man88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Texas: “I have an army”
    USA: “We have a Florida”

  • @fatfactor
    @fatfactor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Yall obviously dont realize the type of weaponry we have in Texas.

    • @cocotaveras8975
      @cocotaveras8975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      meats and beans With all due respect, you obviously don't realize that California has Arnold Schwarzenegger, Van Damme, and Vin Diesel
      NY: Has Sylvester Stallone
      Now, that's what I call high powered weaponry.

    • @momelendez9691
      @momelendez9691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Coco Taveras And Texas has Chuck Norris😤 Let’s not forget Davy Crockett and Sam Houston😤

    • @Bby_2JZ
      @Bby_2JZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Coco Taveras Vin Diesel? How dare you disrespect Arnold with his name in the same sentence smh.
      Also Chuck Norris beats all cmon now

    • @momelendez9691
      @momelendez9691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      J D Facts

    • @c1berserker744
      @c1berserker744 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah but the U.S. would pull out.

  • @eddiecardenas7993
    @eddiecardenas7993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As a Texan, these comments had me dying.😂😂 they’re right though.

    • @God_zilla360
      @God_zilla360 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ye I’m a Texan to and no doubt we would win💯😂😂

  • @scouttrooper3123
    @scouttrooper3123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Seeing on how Texas not only has #2 in almost everything, #13 on global GDP, ports, more farms, ranches, and oil than anywhere in the US, but also the only US nuclear weapons assembly plant, a Texan Main Power Grid, and much more. I believe that the US has always been reluctant but underlying ready for this secession.
    You also have to think about this: A few other states would probably try to secede along with Texas, probably states such as Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arizona, and New Mexico.

  • @Vandarte_translator
    @Vandarte_translator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Meanwhile, in Russia...
    Putin: Write that down. Write that down.

  • @dx.nis_4777
    @dx.nis_4777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Texas: I am the biggest state
    Alaska: *Am i joke to you?*

    • @amandavolker6613
      @amandavolker6613 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly, when I saw the title card I was like are we joke to you, were the biggest state out here

    • @domesticpigeon2896
      @domesticpigeon2896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@amandavolker6613 Alaska is about twice the size of Texas. And ifplaced on the mainland U.S would span from California to South Carolina

    • @tinykass
      @tinykass 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sure Alaska is bigger in square miles... but that entire state has like
      12 people living in it

    • @dx.nis_4777
      @dx.nis_4777 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      tiny kass r u kidding me ? 12 people xd?

    • @pigpig1938
      @pigpig1938 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amanda Volker Love Alaska your not a joke to me

  • @TheWizardGamez
    @TheWizardGamez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    No one: texas having enough firearms to man every person in the united states.

  • @funnyvideosrandomvideos3963
    @funnyvideosrandomvideos3963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Payed for by the US GOVT. in an attempt to discourage Texas from seceding
    US GOVT:Mission failed,we’ll get ‘em next time.

  • @chohsena627
    @chohsena627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Telling Texas everything they need to work on to succeed from the US. We're doomed! Thanks, The Infographics Show. Teehee.

    • @robertosanchez6803
      @robertosanchez6803 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is teehee

    • @woodsman9427
      @woodsman9427 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robertosanchez6803 it from an very old youtube video channel if you ever heard of how to be a gangster you would know where it came from tho it could of came from somewhere else

    • @robertosanchez6803
      @robertosanchez6803 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@woodsman9427 well my 8th grade teacher wrote us a letter and it said teehee and some fools laughed

  • @Bg66648
    @Bg66648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    The whole state of texas is texas's army. YALL can't underestimate a Texan we are forged in the fires of our summer and tempered with a quick dip in the blood of our enemys!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tyle_2860
    @tyle_2860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I never knew this might be true in the next few weeks...

  • @tylerschycker6296
    @tylerschycker6296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lol I love how incorrect infographics is. At 4 of the Air Force bases in Texas they contain majority of the highest technological air fighter equipment(F-35,F-22, theres 1 B-2 at Loughlin Air Base)...majority of oil is here, as well as the largest acre by acre agricultural distribution(in the entire U.S) ...also 7 out of 10 have firearms

  • @chrisb1623
    @chrisb1623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I was taking this video seriously until you mention "lack of supplies and military grade hardware" and Texas in the same sentence.

    • @unknowntegridy
      @unknowntegridy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JamesKnox we disarm nukes in Amarillo, we could easily rebuild them and place our own codes into them. You underestimate Texas and so does the video

    • @unknowntegridy
      @unknowntegridy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JamesKnox so basically all of the usa fears Texas, as it should.

    • @jincardscollector7133
      @jincardscollector7133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JamesKnox no texas won all there battle the Confederacy lost look it up

    • @jesusllanas9318
      @jesusllanas9318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      James Knox you do realize you have to much trust in the Dc and too little of individual states

  • @AOE5578
    @AOE5578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    When you not American and think of America , first state come to your mind is Texas ,

    • @AOE5578
      @AOE5578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      CALEB KILPATRICK it is not because i like or don't like , but it is very famous for world , for example
      1-some cars we have written " made in Texas "!!
      2- wild west movies mostly about texas
      3- oil & gas Texas
      Taxes is very American , it is like when you think of France and first thing come to your mind is Paris

    • @fedra5873
      @fedra5873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@elburrito4935 California is best

    • @sheevirwin8399
      @sheevirwin8399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hispanic Burrito wait... how did what he say reflect that he thought the world revolves around him? He just said Texans were annoying and let’s be honest the stereotypical Texan is somewhat of a pestilence.

    • @grapegum333
      @grapegum333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @CALEB KILPATRICK Bruh you just mad because we're the best state

    • @azzygarlic1683
      @azzygarlic1683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      US needs Texas, not the other way around! Texas gives more to the federal govt than they receive.

  • @javiersoliz256
    @javiersoliz256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I’ll take that bet with just myself and two other Texan ranchers. Only reason it’ll take us a while is because the other 49 are yellow, and y’all run.

  • @christophermendoza7796
    @christophermendoza7796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a proud Texan I love these comments 💀💀💀 y'all are great!

  • @mqribtw2855
    @mqribtw2855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Yeah aight it’s all fun and games until Demolition Ranch show up😂

    • @thetexan2196
      @thetexan2196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      XD and Chuck Norris

    • @Helphine.
      @Helphine. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'd move to Texas to serve my service to the demolitia. More soldiers then the US has, we could easily all pick up about 20 guns and 4000 rounds of ammunition each.

    • @emka_6802
      @emka_6802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      True! I love Demolition ranch. On skool yard

    • @warthunder_retward5817
      @warthunder_retward5817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He will start his own militia lol

    • @chownful
      @chownful 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      that fake texan soy boy would be the first to die

  • @MattSpoon07
    @MattSpoon07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    California has too much debt to outspend Texas, and you forget the Texans themselves. 10 million armed Texans

    • @omshree2448
      @omshree2448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Against ~300 million armed US citizens . Now what son ?

    • @jihadthat777
      @jihadthat777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@omshree2448 Not every other American is armed, there are people in the US that treat firearms like they are demonic autonomous creations that are likely to fire just by holding it. Especially when it comes to cali they have some of the strictest firearm laws per state and also host more than double the mass shootings than Texas does, as well as 3 or 4 of the 25 most homicide infested cities in the country. Texas at most has 1 of the 25 because of how many responsible civilians are allowed to possess firearms.

    • @SpaceCoffee700
      @SpaceCoffee700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@omshree2448 wouldn't include me
      Gon to Texas

    • @Steven-gv1ke
      @Steven-gv1ke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The biggest thing that nobody in these scenarios ever takes into account is Texas controls 92% of oil refineries that all fuel the rest of the United States. So my question is, will California and the rest of the U.S. be pushing their tanks, jets and vehicles into war? Or will they power them on "hopes and dreams"? Fuel stations will run dry in one week if Texas shuts off the pipelines. Plus lets all be honest, if Texas stood up to the rest of the U.S. and said we are tired of your BS liberal PC policies, Lousiana, Mississippi, Georgia, Alabama, South Carolina, Tennessee, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Arizona, Wyoming, Montana, Idaho, North and South Dakota, and Alaska would all say "we want in on this". Ultimately it would be liberals versus conservatives. Or to be more clear, the guys who have all the guns versus the guys who are confused about which restroom to use.

    • @LP-tf6rw
      @LP-tf6rw 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They wouldn't be able to compare to the U.S soldiers' training. regardless, they would quickly fall, besides if they are just denied trade and get starved, it won't matter

  • @FrankieFishess
    @FrankieFishess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Isn’t Texas the one state that was given the option to secede whenever they want when they were annexed into the US?

    • @lonewolfbadassery
      @lonewolfbadassery 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no, but they can split themselves into 5 states if they choose.

    • @truthanon8443
      @truthanon8443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lonewolfbadassery false. Read the Texas constitution.

    • @stephenryder1995
      @stephenryder1995 ปีที่แล้ว

      they were not annexed, they don't have that "option" and you are an ignoramous

    • @bubachubb
      @bubachubb 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well texas cant secede cause well they legally can not do that

  • @jtcoleman7144
    @jtcoleman7144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Here's the deal Rendell! Its written in our agreement of annexation that we can secede! NO WAR NEEDED

  • @TwoIdiots_1
    @TwoIdiots_1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    something they forgot: every texan out there owns at least 3 guns and thats more than the military has

    • @dannydavi-toe7412
      @dannydavi-toe7412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      a little more than 3 but yah also i have a crossbow

    • @makeawishkid8039
      @makeawishkid8039 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yaboi RyZe are those guns black powder or are they old M16s?

    • @kop1522
      @kop1522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That may be so, but the US has access to more advanced weaponry then shotguns

    • @xxtomcatxx
      @xxtomcatxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      KoP152 shotguns? Lol Texas has some of the most lenient gun laws and probably the most unregistered guns. I know a couple of families that carry the basic handgun, rifle, shotgun, crossbow package and some with many more lol. We got class 3 licenses, California will barely give out CCW’s...

    • @festersonobasohan50
      @festersonobasohan50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol, California by itself takes Texas and most Texans probably know that.

  • @Abdega
    @Abdega 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    8:30 “with Mexico closing its borders”
    *Donald has entered the chat*

  • @saivarshinichinnasani9466
    @saivarshinichinnasani9466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Who's watching this because they live in Texas??