Might as well be called 2 bears 1 mic lol. I enjoy Burt and I enjoy Tom. But the dynamic of the show is better when both are feeding off each other much like your moms house.
Well, there are some sprinkler systems that are set off by smoke, but there has to be something else as well. Usually there’s a heat detector to go with it, like infrared. There will be three things and a combination of two needed to set off the system. Usually, a smoke alarm, a heat detector, and a typical sprinkler head. Then, if a head gets broken, but there’s no smoke or heat detection, the system won’t go off. It’s usually used over expensive equipment like server rooms, or even a casino floor. They’re called deluge systems and they also typically have a manual pull station where you can pull a handle and it sets off the system no matter what. Either way, smoke can set off a sprinkler system in some cases but not alone.
I can just picture Tom saying "we got a cool guy video here" with a quick cut to Burt punching LeAnn in the face knocking her out and Tom laughing hysterically.
I wouldn't be surprised if he does it because, as a kid his parents washed his mouth out a lot, now he enjoys it. Lol but also isn't soap a diuretic or am I thinking of something else? If so, we might now know why he has diarrhea all the time.
@@DarkDecimus my brother got so used to it when we were young, that he just started squirting the dish soap in his mouth until it overflowed. After that, my parents never made him wash his mouth out with soap again. They just started beating him instead lol 🤷🏻♂️
The "I have never slapped somebody I won't start now" between the squeaks is was broke me. Well I started to break after Tim paused and asked where would it be and open or close hand....
I was kind of laughing at Bert starting to lose it. Like chuckling a little bit. But then Tom said that, that set me off more. But when Tom loses his shit and could barely breath is one of the best things ive ever seen. I’m fucking crying. Seeing Tom lose it like that is a gift from god
Without ymh id probably drop out of college. Im an introvert and live in partial solitude and these guys bring me so much laughter i love waking up to workout and seeing a ymh notification. Thank you guys, youve kept me moving
Clearly, Tom didn’t want it public yet if he hadn’t released anything. By you spreading it on here, you’re taking it upon yourself to tell others who most likely wouldn’t have known. Either you lack respect or are ignorant. Bummer move.
Most underrated moment of the hysterical laughing about Bert "hitting his wife before he cheats" Was him saying "what if I swing and miss?!!" 🤣🤣💀💀💀 I'd pay money to see that 🤣🤣
I truly don't understand how a 40+ year old man can have the same level of cultural and scientific knowledge of a seven-year-old child. And supposedly, Bert even went to college. I don't understand how someone can be so ignorant.
“What percentage of people think I’m better than them at talking?” the amount of interruptions, mispronunciations, and tumblings over his own thoughts before he said this is staggering.
Just came here to give my condolences. Rest in peace Top Dog. He'll always live in our hearts. What a great, funny guy, such a big part of YMH. Take care YMH family.
It’s the first 2B1C of the new year. It’s cold out, at least in most parts. It’s Monday so have a good start to the week. Shout out to Tim’s buddy Brent, he came out as fat recently, so let’s all give him love and support. Hope everybody has a good week and a good January.
OMG the ending lmao i haven't laughed so hard in ages, all i kept picturing was Bert socking Leanne in the face, her not budging at all and then just randomly pulling a shotg*n from out of thin air and him taking the bolt.
The ultimate "Guest Bear" to serve as a stand in for Bert, would be for Tom to have Ila and Georgia on. That is my dream 2B1C interview. Then when Ellis and Julien are teens, Bert should interview them.... That is content GOLD!
@@diegochavez7203 the funny thing is, you used Bert "not" smoking a cigar in Enny's house as a prime example of him being inconsiderate. Kinda backwards dont ya think? Though I do agree with you, bert is inconsiderate as hell, this just doesn't prove it...
The last few minutes was a "chef's kiss" and a perfect way to bring in the new year! My stomach hurts from Bart's realization & Tim's uncontrollable need to egg him on! Happy New Year to the 2b1c fam!
I haven’t watched anything on YMH for a while so I didn’t know. This makes me profoundly sad for Tom and for all of us. You could tell Too Dog was a special person through Tom’s impressions of him.
@@arielsabrinadre2237 You could tell he was a wonderful father from all the stories he's told of him. Even ones about himself like his dad getting him into a college for experience in the medical field when he was in high-school turned out really funny. Always being a loving father and husband, very supportive of Tom. Just wished they lived closer so we could see him on the show more but he was loved where he was. Gonna miss the calls.
The last 6 minutes of this episode was the absolute hardest this show has ever made me laugh. I’ve watched every single episode. Ever. This was hands down the funniest shit I’ve ever watched.
Let’s see if Bert can say a single sentence without containing “I”, “Me”,“My”, or “We”. He usually only talks about himself, or asks other people to talk about him.
Bert was actually correct about sprinklers, they have a heat based system using a vile of liquid that pops at a specific temperature range allowing a plunger to drip and have the water spray.
Tom is truly a genius, having Bart just do all the work while he just listens, amazing.
He has no choice Bert ate 4 aderall
And gets paid
And Tom's facial expressions are priceless
The only problem is that if you keep the sound on you WILL lose IQ points. It's a medical miracle.
Ask Burt how hard listening is...
Looks like Tommy's resolution is to finally be part of the show.
Keep interrupting Tom, we're hearing you ! #SpeakUpTom
He did what he needed to! Where would it be and open or closed hand!
#SpeakUpTom
Might as well be called 2 bears 1 mic lol. I enjoy Burt and I enjoy Tom. But the dynamic of the show is better when both are feeding off each other much like your moms house.
More Tom please
@@mcfeely808 also, way less Bert
God bless Tom for saying “I remember” as Bert starts to tell the jet ski story for the 60th time
And then Bert saying "You remember this story" as he continues to tell the Whitney Houston story
Bert: “why am I so self absorbed?”
Tom: “well we can talk about it” 🤣😂🤣🤣 perfect answer! 😂
Tom is so subtle with absolute bangers.
@@vashumashu4359 to be fair, Bert sets him up perfectly every time !
Bert: “Sometimes black women can calm you down. You’ve seen the Matrix.”
i had to pause and take a lap around the house after that one LMAo
He's got a point, but the way he explains it gets me
That comment hit home.
I almost shat myself 😂😂😂
Really proud of Burt for understanding how a sprinkler works.
Why do you think he knows that? Haha
Well, there are some sprinkler systems that are set off by smoke, but there has to be something else as well. Usually there’s a heat detector to go with it, like infrared. There will be three things and a combination of two needed to set off the system. Usually, a smoke alarm, a heat detector, and a typical sprinkler head. Then, if a head gets broken, but there’s no smoke or heat detection, the system won’t go off. It’s usually used over expensive equipment like server rooms, or even a casino floor. They’re called deluge systems and they also typically have a manual pull station where you can pull a handle and it sets off the system no matter what. Either way, smoke can set off a sprinkler system in some cases but not alone.
I’m sure he’s set off lots of smoke alarms 🚨
I have a feeling he only knows that because he probably lights up cigars in hotels all the time.
@@matthewjswider alright man it’s just a joke no one actually cares 😂
I can just picture Tom saying "we got a cool guy video here" with a quick cut to Burt punching LeAnn in the face knocking her out and Tom laughing hysterically.
Classic Tom!
nah i think brads right, he'll wiff, stack it hard and end up in a tod situation
When they both turn red from laughing, I too turn red from laughing.
He brushes...his fucking teeth...with soap...
Every single week this guy amazes me that hes a real person.
i was thinking the same thing lmao. Some times I wonder if its script. This guy Bart Chrysler is incredible lmao
@@g35tizoc I agree Brian Christmas is amazing to just sit and observe
@@Qkfdb yeah except for the soap flavor
I wouldn't be surprised if he does it because, as a kid his parents washed his mouth out a lot, now he enjoys it. Lol but also isn't soap a diuretic or am I thinking of something else? If so, we might now know why he has diarrhea all the time.
@@DarkDecimus my brother got so used to it when we were young, that he just started squirting the dish soap in his mouth until it overflowed. After that, my parents never made him wash his mouth out with soap again. They just started beating him instead lol 🤷🏻♂️
"Where do you think you would hit her?" Tom always know the exact thing he should said to keep Bert dying of laughter
And shortly after “closed fist?”
With perfect timing as his laughing dies down
"Where do you think you would hit her?" Tom always holding down the interview, and asking the important questions. LOL
Bert is basically paying his tour crew to behave like adult daycare workers.
Bert is so proud of shit you shouldn’t be proud of
🤣🤣
In true Bart fashion
This reminds me of Bert's giddy reaction to asking Nick Kroll about the intervention they held for Mulaney. Kroll was so visibly uncomfortable...
@@JR-rz1br bert thinks addiction is funny because hes an addict.
@@JR-rz1br Where can I watch that lmao
Bert: “Id hit her in the face”
Tom: *rocks back and forth*
He's in his happy place, slappy space.
I laughed so fucking Hard, hahaha stupid funny
"I like to see it"
T Bunz, 2022
I rewatched it a few times. Too damn funny
I’ve never seen Tom actually struggle to breath that badly. I’m fucking crying over here.
*Bert punches LeeAnn in the face. Turns looks at the camera. “BODY SHOTS WORLD TOUR”
😂😂
The last 5 minutes of this episode is the hardest I’ve ever laughed at this show lmaoo
The instagram promo didn't miss, worth the wait on this on lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I wanna see the YMH production of David Goggins living with Bert for a month.
Oh my gosh, YES!
It would be a snuff film
He’d have a full on mental breakdown 4 times a day. Fantastic idea.
A livers have limits ; they all do- no exceptions.
I’d pay money to watch this. Hopefully the pay per view from that documentary would be put towards Brent’s daily therapy that he’d need afterwards.
The laughter outburst over "I'd hit her before I cheat on her" was almost as epic as the Kool-aid incident!!
The "I have never slapped somebody I won't start now" between the squeaks is was broke me. Well I started to break after Tim paused and asked where would it be and open or close hand....
@@jonlamontagne ll
My back hurts right now from laughing
Top 5 funniest moments for sure. #TimandBrentWorldTour2023
Haha this was amazing for sure!
I was already laughing so hard and then Tom said “Where do you think you would hit her?” 🤣🤣
What country !?
Tom would just push her down the stairs.
I was kind of laughing at Bert starting to lose it. Like chuckling a little bit. But then Tom said that, that set me off more. But when Tom loses his shit and could barely breath is one of the best things ive ever seen. I’m fucking crying. Seeing Tom lose it like that is a gift from god
Dude "I'd hit her before I cheat on her" could be fleshed out into such a killer bit on stage
I love how Tom just let's Bret go off on his tangents and nods along so he can see where the plane lands.
Listening to Burt laugh about fantasizing about beating his wife is exactly the energy we need to bring into 2022!
Without ymh id probably drop out of college. Im an introvert and live in partial solitude and these guys bring me so much laughter i love waking up to workout and seeing a ymh notification. Thank you guys, youve kept me moving
Keep feathering it.👍
You ain't missing out on nothing bruh keep grinding
These describes me 💪🏽
This is 2 bears. What’s this YMH you speak of?
Your not alone brother you have like a million momies
Wouldn't be a 2 Bears episode without Bert getting in his Jet Ski story 😅
Last week he could wake board over them mountains.
god it is nearly every other episode he goes through the entire thing! haha
Genuinely terrifying how he omits the memory of him repeating the story every week
Condolences to the entire Segura family. I always loved when Tom would call his Dad. Rest in Peace Top Dog 😘
How the hell did you find this out?!
He passed? :(
That really sucks his dad was a legend
@Alexandru Guzzonato that’s all I have seen.
Clearly, Tom didn’t want it public yet if he hadn’t released anything. By you spreading it on here, you’re taking it upon yourself to tell others who most likely wouldn’t have known. Either you lack respect or are ignorant. Bummer move.
Most underrated moment of the hysterical laughing about Bert "hitting his wife before he cheats"
Was him saying "what if I swing and miss?!!" 🤣🤣💀💀💀
I'd pay money to see that 🤣🤣
Bert's impression of the letting the air out of a balloon noise is spot-on.
the episode bert kreischer finally broke... rip bud!
Bart brushing his teeth with soap is the most Florida thing he's said
Definitely not a Florida thing
“Most people in Florida have lost their teeth to meth.”
Cite your sources @@joshuaday3980
I love Bret’s new style as a Cuban fly fisherman.
😂😂😂
Omfg that got me, he doesn't even try to match it with anything.
bert*
@@jackhendricks4394 Bret Chrysler
My condolences to Tom and his family for Top Dog. RIP.
what?? he died? am i not this far into the podcast yet???
@@kairol.4726 yes. From what I’ve read, Dec 29th. Hope it’s not true but smoke, fire.
@@yoitsvic1126 just read an article about it pretty sure it’s true. RIP Top Dog x
@@bohdiireapz108 that’s heartbreaking
RIP Top Dog. Hope you and the family are doing alright, Tom
Every time Bert says “we do activities” I imagine building bunk beds and doing karate.
"the bunkbeds were a terrible idea. Why'd you let us do that??"
😅
"Hey I've been meaning to ask you, do you like guacamole?"
I DONT GIVE A FUCK!
“We’re gonna have so much room for activities!”
“Where do you think you would hit her?”
*Brent dies laughing*
“In the face”
😂💀
In the face ALLEGEDLY. 🤣 You don't want this podcast as an exhibit number. 🤣
Where in the podcast is that
@@newsrapper right at the end
@@newsrapper 1:10
the episode bert kreischer finally broke... rip bud!
my therapist is always shocked that two fat florida men are what's keeping me sane every week
My therapist is how I found this a few months after they started lol
Especially when you reveal that both of them are Bort
Florida men?
Bert is the only one from Florida
@@RolandSpecialSauce Tim lived in Florida most of his youth
i love when bert says "in the face" he just drools uncontrollably from laughter lmao 1:10:26
I'm so glad someone else noticed
Bert's hard laugh sounds like a bad turkey call and when he inhales to catch his breath, it sounds like a goose or duck 🤣🤣🤣
I love how genuinely amazed Bert is by such simple concepts. He's never thought about anything lol.
Yup, he's genuinely stupid.
I truly don't understand how a 40+ year old man can have the same level of cultural and scientific knowledge of a seven-year-old child.
And supposedly, Bert even went to college. I don't understand how someone can be so ignorant.
He's only got that reptilian hind brain.
@@KZ_MMA-KZ im guessing its some kind of combo of head trauma and his alcohol abuse
@@KZ_MMA-KZ You literally described most Americans...
Tom's face after Bert said he would hit her in the face😂 laughs of a psycho 🤣
“What percentage of people think I’m better than them at talking?” the amount of interruptions, mispronunciations, and tumblings over his own thoughts before he said this is staggering.
cocaine's a hell of a drug.
Careful that’s where it spits
@@MultiTravellingman coke is the least of berts problems
Just came here to give my condolences. Rest in peace Top Dog. He'll always live in our hearts. What a great, funny guy, such a big part of YMH. Take care YMH family.
I heard about that first thing this morning. Hope Tom and family is okay.
The last few minutes might have topped the Kool-Aid laughing fit.
🤣🤣🤣
"For her protection" was a pretty good one too
It’s the first 2B1C of the new year. It’s cold out, at least in most parts. It’s Monday so have a good start to the week. Shout out to Tim’s buddy Brent, he came out as fat recently, so let’s all give him love and support. Hope everybody has a good week and a good January.
@@AgendaInMind ….. nvm
@@AgendaInMind are you on tiktok by any chance?? 🤪
Tom started this podcast with Bert just to cover up for his R word controversy and show he’s inclusive towards them
R word?
@@thetalibooth Rhubarb
@@kindcam You ever notice how R words don't know the R word
@@ZombieGameAreMe thats what happens when you are named brenden
What
This episode: Burnt Chrysler talks about nonsense for an hour while some guy name Tim moderates.
Just like every episode!
Burnt Chrysler... ROFLOL!!!! Or as Warren said: brad/.
Usually I don't mind/notice it but this time it was too damn much lol
Thanks for the time stamps
I don't understand how Tom isn't fed up with this guy
OMG the ending lmao i haven't laughed so hard in ages, all i kept picturing was Bert socking Leanne in the face, her not budging at all and then just randomly pulling a shotg*n from out of thin air and him taking the bolt.
"2 Bears 1 Tour" has to happen. Would be a Legendary Event. Respect!
We can only hope brother, great idea
This podcast gets me ready to face the day and start the week.
That is the funniest ending to a podcast episode I have ever seen. I could not stop laughing. Absolutely needed that laugh.
New year, let's hope for more microphone time for Tim!
Why? So I can fall asleep while driving? Bert is hard to listen to. The sad part, so is Tom, in a different way 💤
For God's sake, YES! Please!!!! Don't need the Burnt Chrysler monologue show.
hahahaha
@@megmgsccphilly5713 I'm totally down for a podcast of Bert solo like bills pod
@@billydaniel5029 Well, he already has his own podcast, so your wish has been granted.
Tom: "Where do you think you would hit her?"
Bert through crying and wheezing laughter: "iN tHA FACE!"
Wow, I really like hearing Bert pontificate about how brilliant of a story teller he is. The way he tells it is just so...perfect
The ultimate "Guest Bear" to serve as a stand in for Bert, would be for Tom to have Ila and Georgia on. That is my dream 2B1C interview. Then when Ellis and Julien are teens, Bert should interview them.... That is content GOLD!
Let the kids be kids. Don't drag them into this shit show^^
@@dr.doppeldecker3832 yeah, but they are in leanns podcast very often
Only Bert could mistakenly believe there exists a room for snuggling in a spa called 'the cuddle puddle'
Idk they did have ketamine, you also don't find that at a spa?
@@DendriticFractals speaking facts! Think he almost slipped and was bout to mention other drugs too.
@@mcfeely808 I think he just called his friend Joe's place "the spa",... who else would have ketamine drips...
Favorite Bert quote “ my therapist says I like to shave the hard corners off the truth”
That last 5 minutes had me crying laughing with the boys.
I was just wiping tears I’ve never seen Tom laugh that hard 😂
@@BOUTTAMAKEAHNAME4MYSELF Kool aid beats this I think, but this might be 2nd place for sure 😂
Bert: "You've seen the matrix"
I fucking lost it 🤣
Not for one moment did I want either of you to light up a CIGAR in his house.
If the person isn't a smoker, I don't think you should even ask if you know. But if he smoked, I wouldn't mind watching them enjoy their nub.
Really drives home how inconsiderate that bastard is lmao
@@diegochavez7203 the funny thing is, you used Bert "not" smoking a cigar in Enny's house as a prime example of him being inconsiderate. Kinda backwards dont ya think? Though I do agree with you, bert is inconsiderate as hell, this just doesn't prove it...
@@tomfoolery88 The fact that he asked multiple times and put up an argument is what makes it inconsiderate.
The last few minutes was a "chef's kiss" and a perfect way to bring in the new year! My stomach hurts from Bart's realization & Tim's uncontrollable need to egg him on!
Happy New Year to the 2b1c fam!
Bart's daughter nearly killed him on a jet ski? You'd think he would have mentioned that before.
He did. I dont remember the episode, but he told the story a few months ago.
He tells it every few months.
@@P71Tech think he's joking fella
Rip top dog you will be missed by everyone in the YMH community. Nothing better the killing the emeny and hey buddy will be words I will never forget.
I haven’t watched anything on YMH for a while so I didn’t know. This makes me profoundly sad for Tom and for all of us. You could tell Too Dog was a special person through Tom’s impressions of him.
@@arielsabrinadre2237 You could tell he was a wonderful father from all the stories he's told of him. Even ones about himself like his dad getting him into a college for experience in the medical field when he was in high-school turned out really funny. Always being a loving father and husband, very supportive of Tom. Just wished they lived closer so we could see him on the show more but he was loved where he was. Gonna miss the calls.
Fell on the floor laughing when Bert said “closed fist I’ve never slapped anyone”
That was Hilarious I was laughing as hard as they were!!
Gonna go ahead and guess Bert didn't hit his 1500 miles last year lol
The comedic timing of Tom's question at 1:10:16 shows why he is one of the greats.
The name of the show should be 2 bears 1 talks.
😆 22:22 Thom- I can't believe we're only 22 minutes into this thing.
Blurt- I'm A LOT
Love seeing the look Tom gets when he knows what is going to set Bart over the edge while he's already laughing. "Where would you hit her?"
This ep is the perfect illustration of why we need more Tom Talks
I love Berts explanation of talking vs listening and Tom saying “that’s a strong case” lol fucking gold
I am stoked to listen to Bart talk for an hour! Let’s go!!
I tried playing a drinking game where you drink when Tom talks and then I got pulled over on the way home. They let me go because I wasn't drunk
Oh come on! Tom says at least ten words.
Barf talking about hitting LeeAnn at 1:10:16 was up there with the Kool-Aid clip! This is what makes life worth it.
Bert " what's the point in Leeann talking "
Tom." I think she should get her tonsils removed "
It's always the ones that catch you off guard 😂
Tom always says “I love you” at the end of Two Bears but never to his wife after YMH.
I mean he does go home with his wife lmao
Tim segayra
But who gave him the sea doo jet ski though?!
Because his wife is reasonably healthy. Burnts heart could explode at any moment
Bert throwing in a handful of pouches followed by near immediate regret was hilarious
1:10:17 is the greatest moment in 2 bear’s history Burt and Tom make me reach levels of laughter I’ve never have seen or felt
The last 6 minutes of this episode was the absolute hardest this show has ever made me laugh. I’ve watched every single episode. Ever. This was hands down the funniest shit I’ve ever watched.
I completely agree!!!
From 1:09:20 on... I've never seen someone laugh that hard. Just amazing... the calm and cool... "where would you hit her?" Just set me off... 😅😄🤣
The Burts A Lot shirt should just be his rants in small text from throughout the show that spells out "Burts A Lot"
It ended on a cool aid level laugh. Damn ….this is the best thing about Mondays. 💯
Thank you for the mention Bert. Much appreciated. I posted the entire thing (40 minutes) on my channel today. Not for the faint of heart
Tom's rocking in the chair gets me!! I've had that numerous times
The last five minutes of this are exceptional AF! Bert is a damn fool!
That should be a shirt “I’ll hit her before I cheat on her” lmao
Yes! 🤣
Love to see Tom leaning into the "Bowling Alley Manager" look.
At the beach rn listening to the end of the podcast and a seagull just landed next to me. Berts screech is 10/10
Literally read this right as that part happened, spot on 🤣🤣🤣
Tom said "let me see that" Bert goes "my toothbrush" No the cigar 😂😂😂😂
“You don’t even know my kids”😭😂
Let’s see if Bert can say a single sentence without containing “I”, “Me”,“My”, or “We”. He usually only talks about himself, or asks other people to talk about him.
PSA: turning that into a drinking game means you'll fuckin die.
They address it pretty much all the time. Everyone is aware.
@@teamblastoisegaming8015 Thank you for the amazing insight! ☝️🤓 I had no idea 🗿
@@bobbyknuckles6380 thanks for YOUR amazing insight! We had no idea! Why watch if you're so annoyed you'll comment about it?
@@CrashRacknShoot it’s true. I played the game and lost
RIP Top Dog. Hope you’re alright Tom. We loved him too.
Top dog is gone??!!
@@rakts1850 sadly yes
no way
@@hamilcross it’s awful. No more hey buddies
Bert was actually correct about sprinklers, they have a heat based system using a vile of liquid that pops at a specific temperature range allowing a plunger to drip and have the water spray.
There’s a first for everything 🤷
I was so confused until i realized you meant vial
Hard watching this after finding out about Top Dog. Love you guys. Top Dog will be dearly missed. So sad I'll never hear another live "hey buddy! '
Burt & Tom is by far my fav podcast. Love you guys, keep it coming!!!
Tom rocking back and forth dying laughing when bert says he’ll hit Leann in the face 😂😂😂
RIP Top Dawg
He was an absolute legend.
My condolences to Tom and the rest of the family.
“We should have her vocal cords removed.” Got a snot bubble on that one.
🤣🤣🤣
The last 3 minutes of this podcast........ GOLD 😂😂😂😂
I have never in my life laughed so hard and so loud. This EP was tooo funny.
Thanks Tim, for getting infront of the jet ski story before it was told. Again.
We need Tim Dillon back.
They need to send Barf to rehab
Dillons back must be huge
Meh
Another hour of Bert talking about himself? 😁
You new to the show?
@@AgendaInMind cool story brah ain't no one reading it no back to your tinfoil house
@@AgendaInMind TLDR: Covid bad, me sad
@@AgendaInMind WTF? how did I get this reply?
@@AgendaInMind fully tok'd
The face Tom makes, when Bert said that He wrote a self health Book is priceless 🤣
"where do you think you'd hit her?"
"🦅🦅🦅🦅"
When Burt said he had minimal talent, that was his real coming out of the closet moment.