17:54 im from Latvia and sorry guys, we dont eat spaghet. We love to eat pig snouts, fermented Milk, weird mushrooms, blood sausages. And we make lemonade from freaking bread. And im not even joking.. 😃 but spaghet? Nah, dudes. Thats gross.
Darcy, I have been noticing that you seem to not be getting enough sleep. I used to know a friend that did hard blinks because of lack of sleep. I hope everything is well my friend. You're an essential part of Cold Ones.
Bro I had to stop watching the video because I was laughing way too uncontrollably alone in my room like a maniac a quarter past midnight 😂 the neighbors gotta think I’m insane. I’m high af right now
I have never laughed so hard for so long at a video before. Great editing, ideas, everything. Outstanding video. I give Cold Ones a 10/10 for this. Thankyou all!
this is the fastest progression in stakes from a sequel of a vid to the next because the painting videos got a little more crazy each time this was zero to 1000 LMAO
whoever edited this is a fan of RGG games, the Infinite Wealth party sprites and the Judgment investigation music caught my attention straight away lmao
Going through a break up, not even the type of guy to post somethigg like this but these videos really help, especially when you try to sleep and can’t stop thinking about her
Absolute banger. Cannot wait for a Chef CoolShirtz. Kinda crazy there are people out there saying "Mimimi, I can't cook", yet these bonobos make half decent looking food under given conditions.
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wanna buy what we're wearing? they're just chef costumes, why would you want that. get a shirt instead 👉🏻 bit.ly/coolshirtzz
Can I have it fo free :]
chef? like the movie chef?????????????
Rip i wanted the long sleeve but it was never in stock in my wize and now its not on the website anymore :(
Yeah too bad I can’t buy the very long hoodie. I hope it can come back soon.
Name cheg
Im like 5 minutes in and i didnt hear a single my name is chef...........what have you guys become
ik man, they felloff
i watched chef this morning and started crying laughing when i saw the restaurant was called el jeffe
They did reference shock collar cooking so that’s something I guess
the reddit will hear about this
dead meme, its all about, ima bout to make a name for myself.
Darcy pulling on Max's arms for the puppet master bit was the funniest stuff I've seen in a while with everything flying everywhere. Hilarious.
Darcy finally pulled some strings
The reddit will hear about this
he pulled some strings
I gotta say, the handicaps where extremely funny and creative. Good job to whoever came up with them
I concur good sir 🙂↕️🫰🎩(that’s me tipping my hat to you )
Their names are Chad and Max
chat gpt
a bit cruel with the lego tbh
@@Mind_Idiot this feels like Darcy's doing based on how excited he looked.
11:28 Genuinely the funniest thing I've seen in weeks. It goes from zero to one hundred in seconds.
bro i’m currently DYING over this 😂
I’m crying bro
MUSTARD ON THE BEAT
I thought Idubbz was always the puppet master
@@staticlux hope so
I can't believe they cooked Chad alive for the bit. Rest in power king!
he needs way longer to actually be done. look at all the lard
Kinda crazy that Max doesn't eat meat *except* Chad
hell nah they done boiled chad
what colour is the power sir?
it's what he would have wanted, truly, *anything* for views
I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.
Holy finally cold ones release a video when i'm fucking drunk. I feel connected to the cosmos.
cheers to Tuesday afternoon...
@@uberfresco yeah its 11 am where i am and i'm blasted
@@whatsthis7862 HAHAHAHAH! That's livin
Dawg its 1 pm
the trick is to just always be drunk.
I love how half the time they swear it's censored and then other times it's not. Really adds to the chaos here
11:52 Are we just gonna ignore the near-perfect Tom scream Chad did???
TIMESTAMPS:
Two Minutes: 2:00
Three Minutes: 3:00
Twelve Minutes: 12:00
Seven Minutes: 7:00
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
love u, thank's
Doing the lord’s work
you're a life saver, thanks man
Where is 40 minutes
Giving god a foot massage with this one
lmao I love the "Very Long" hoodie, my brother got one shipped to him by mistake and I ended up keeping it. real conversation starter.
I've failed at drunk cooking before, but now that I have access to the battle axe strat, I feel confident I will continue to fail. Thanks boys!
Idk Why but Chad Twitching every 15 Seconds with the Shock collar makes it so Unbelievably funny to me.
As a Latvian, i can confirm we eat spaghetti like that.
Man, these are some silly guys! Love the comedy video.
Look it’s super smegma
Do y’all still abuse ur employees?
super megan
@@chrishsmith451corny virtue signal comment
Thank you for Nathan's Christmas and Halloween!
So let me get this straight
chad had a flower hat?
So let me get this straight
A shrimp fired this rice
17:54 im from Latvia and sorry guys, we dont eat spaghet. We love to eat pig snouts,
fermented Milk, weird mushrooms, blood sausages. And we make lemonade from freaking bread. And im not even joking.. 😃 but spaghet? Nah, dudes. Thats gross.
fermented voles blood is much better
Sending love from estonia!
Love from Lithuania! ❤❤
I love kvas, all my homies love kvas. No Grog in Europe so I gladly drink kvas instead.
how is latvia rn haven't been since like 5 years ago
this was diabolical. loved it. also flour and open flames are aaaaalways a good idea
I love Kudos politely asking if he can throw the ice block on the ground
Im from Croatia and Max got the halumi salad recipe down perfect , Including the part where you throw the whole thing on the ground
6:10 Slenderman from Park Falls WI is dubious lmaoooo editors knew what they were doing
Absolutely diabolical
I don’t understand the reference I’m just from Wisconsin and confused as to what this is referring to
@@cameronsobczak9959 my first reaction was that it was in reference to the slender man stabbing from a few years back
@@lukeumhoeferthat was 10 years ago bro not a few we are old 💀
@@spacecat77 BRUH WHAT 💀💀
Darcy, I have been noticing that you seem to not be getting enough sleep. I used to know a friend that did hard blinks because of lack of sleep. I hope everything is well my friend. You're an essential part of Cold Ones.
He need some milk
Darcy has been too busy pulling strings 🪡👌🏻 to sleep
Nah he has eye aids
4:55 oh look at this little character
17:55
Latvia mentioned!
Bro I had to stop watching the video because I was laughing way too uncontrollably alone in my room like a maniac a quarter past midnight 😂 the neighbors gotta think I’m insane. I’m high af right now
4 minutes into the video btw
I couldn’t stop laughing
17:55 LATVIA MENTIONED RAAAAAH
29:00 too
WHAT THE FUCK IS A WEAK JAWLINE!?!?!
Who?
latvia should be russia
The editors are insane lol
These are the guys that when the apocalypse will be announced they would put up a stream dying in the most fun and atrocious way possible.
17:55 Latvia mentioned!!!!!
Doesn't matter that the context isn't the best
We have had worse context tbh
@@Laura-sl5skgods favorite anthem
i like that little character they got in this show
Always makes the day better to see a new Cold Ones video drop!
So fucking chaotic. Very funny, thanks for the laughs!
10/10 trickshot at 16:15
I have never laughed so hard for so long at a video before. Great editing, ideas, everything. Outstanding video. I give Cold Ones a 10/10 for this. Thankyou all!
my name chef?
This was absolutely hilarious, one of your best episodes imo.
Bro I love these cooking videos so much
Chad is super lucky that he didnt get killed by that shock collar, putting it on the neck can literally run it through your heart.
You're new here, huh?
🤓🤓🤓
But think what great content a heart attack would make
9:54 clearly isnt the lotr set lmaoooo
11:26 "record this i wanna make a track"
Oowatanite - April Wine
Today is my 44th birthday. I've never heard of these guys, and I'm wondering why the hell I'm watching this, but I'm also laughing my ass off!
Happy birthday mate!
@ Thank you 😊
the editors are insane in this one
Jon Favreau would be so proud of our young chefs.
this is the fastest progression in stakes from a sequel of a vid to the next because the painting videos got a little more crazy each time this was zero to 1000 LMAO
I think cold ones should be considered an addiction, every time I start binging old episodes they post a new one the next day
Darcy pulled some strings for this one
WTF they're literally Chef
So let me get this straight. Chad had a flower hat
So let me get this straight. Chad had a flower hat
Its a flour hat made with flower
You know its gonna be a banger when you see "Cold Ones" and "Cooking".
Im in love with darcy
He pulled on my heart strings
Have y’all seen chef?
Watched it last night so quite the coincidence
my name chef
the legos remind me of deadly twister ngl
Have you seen chef
Dear Aussie Grog Santa,
My Christmas wish is that the east coast of the U.S. will get to purchase your grog sometime in the new year. 🎅🏿❤
I second this, I've been good this year Aussie Grog Santa I swear
love how darcy actually enjoyed the spaghetti lol
How are you guys still this funny? Truly TH-cam legends!
That sphagetti bolognese part actually caused my heart to skip a beat, it was genuinely dangerous with the knives
danger is the name of the game
The fact that they used tagliatelle and not spaghetti for it made me cry in italian
They used to light themselves on fire. I think they gon be errrite
also wtf is that outro music lol
Forget the knives. They put carrots in the sauce
I watch many TH-camrs and you do put a little more into giving us entertainment thank you Brandon and happy holidays
Well greetings from latvia i think dishes were very authentic max keep up workin till your michelin star
That lid flip was pretty sick. Had a good laugh.
This feels like a dream version of the last one that I’m misremembering
I love these random handicap videos, the painting episode was really good too. Darcy is great at coming up with ways to mess with Max and Chad.
Max, as a Croatian I can tell you that we usually serve way bigger portions 😂
what kind of tongs do you prefer
YES! SHOCK COLLAR COOKING 2 finally. Gotta love when Max and Chad hurt themselves trying to accomplish a task
man shout-out to darcy for coming up with all these creative and cool challenges, without him there would be no cold ones
Slender Max had me dead 😂 he's gonna haunt me in my dreams tonight
13:35 that's TAGLIATELLE !!!!!!! 🤒
Loved it, the mayhem is on point chef!
This is what it feels like working at applebees when you aren’t culinarily inclined😂 i speak from experience
Christmas came early this year, what an absolute treat
Darcy acting as Darcy always keeps me invested
whoever edited this is a fan of RGG games, the Infinite Wealth party sprites and the Judgment investigation music caught my attention straight away lmao
Dat Yakuza music at 34:25 hehe
Glad they hand translate, had no idea what saying
anyone kno what music starts at 3:00?
SLENDERMAN BEING FROM WISCONSIN IS FUCKED UP 😂😂😂
That shit literally happened in my home town (Waukesha, not park falls or whatever the fuck)
38:21 to skip to the end
Why?
Lifesaver bro, respect 🙏
Max grabbing that beer with those arms was a beautiful moment for this channel 🤯🤣🤣
this video is a banger! many genuine laughs 🙏
I can't believe this taught me that if you bend a spatula you have a potato masher
MANYKUDOS IS THERE!!! My favorite TH-camr I LOVE YOU KUDOS
I like the random Sonic Adventure music in pretty much every episode
What da dog doin? 8:30
Going through a break up, not even the type of guy to post somethigg like this but these videos really help, especially when you try to sleep and can’t stop thinking about her
Finally. Cooking ones.
I love these cooking episodes. I'm in physical pain from laughing too much.
These guys have zero impulse control lmao
I love these videos where they cook food and there’s a twist I hope they make more and the ad Gordon Ramsay to the videos that would be amazing🦞🦀🦐
holy shit 21:15 Lullaby of outlaws mention
Best video on the channel got a sequel lets fucking go!
Good to see Deadly Twister sort-of make a return in 2024
Lol the 3rd handicap beginning was so hilarious.. xD You guys should make a timelapse of the clean ups after most episodes haha
peak entertaimnet as always boys
The editing is always so well done
Time for a sober watch then a drunk rewatch later tonight let’s go
I appreciate maxmoefoe so much man
Been a fan of you and maxmoefoepokemon since the hair cake and vomit cake
Great times for TH-cam back then
I love how Max didn't realise that the earthquake balance board moves up and down the least in the middle.
This challenge needs to happen more often 😂😂😂😂
The return of chef big dog?
Max: that looks guud brotha.....
Chad: screaming in pain*
Alton Brown would be proud
Cutthroat Kitchen needs a new season man and these two would be the perfect co-hosts.
Absolute banger. Cannot wait for a Chef CoolShirtz. Kinda crazy there are people out there saying "Mimimi, I can't cook", yet these bonobos make half decent looking food under given conditions.
Not saying the food is bad, but if they served it in prison, they’d never commit a crime again
This episode had me creasing up. I needed this.