@@sprayqauza3060 what makes it a taliban bot? Ahh I see. Reporting and ignoring them so others don’t click like I did to see what you’re referring to is the best method.
I'm absolutely losing it at how professional the commentator is over this hillybilly chaos. This man actually out here apologising for a domestic dispute in the parking lot
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This actually just makes me appreciate how much effort goes into a solid slap. Compared to these wet noodles, the slaps we're used to might as well be the equivalent of being run over by a garbage truck.
@@Ravio_Lee What about this makes it seem like satire? Really just seems like a bunch of hillbillies went up into the mountains without knowing the first thing about how to slap with even a little bit of conviction.
@@heckingbamboozled8097 This have to be a satire. Like what's the urgency of showing those spectator accident two times in a row when it got nothing to do with the actual fight? Plus there's no way a full grown adult slap that abomination if they mean it. Nevertheless this is a fkn gem.
"He catches the tip of the nose and knocks a booger out" That almost killed me, that was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Jesus, that had me crying
The Narrator is literally just Southern Charlie and I'm all here for it, sports would be a lot better if the announcer was just roasting the participants.
This is the best channel on youtube, not only you get some quality hillbilly slapping, you are also kept in the loop reguarding broken marriages between two crack addicts
I can’t stop laughing how different slap mountain is compared to the original slap fight…… The original guys are so polite and nice to each other, even kneeling down in respect when they knock each other out 😭
@@daturavalentine6773 Russia is gigantic and has dozens and dozens of different tribes in it, but most of the country has a very distinct European influence. This is why historically, Russia was always considered one of the great European forces, until about 100 years ago
@@juannaym8488 It is actually a reasonable change in the consideration of Russia, though I think it is.much more recent than that. Gotta consider they lost most of their population when the Soviet Union dissolved. Was even a huge thing all.the way back during the Great War when most of its population was taken into occupation in the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk
I love how their is a constant moving chaos in the background of these videos. Dudes just being dudes shitting behind trees and full on domestic abuse. There is nothing off limits on Slap Mountain.
All of this almost seems like it’s supposed to be comedic (wouldn’t be surprised if it was). From a guy taking a shit behind a tree while they are introducing the competition to the narrators hilarious comments. This is great. Also the names… oh my god the nicknames are hilarious. Mr Krystal and The hillbilly. I’m dead XD
I can assure you as someone living in the south the characters are likely genuine and the antics mostly unscripted to be sure. Some genius saw gold in his community and organized this cinematic masterpiece.
@@siy9583 The performance act is very convincing but those slap is just blatanly an act. Any full grown adult could deliver a slap harder then those fart noodle if they really meant it.
I was taking out my contacts when I heard him say “this is a professional level of ass crack right here” and now I’m in immense pain from jolting my fingers into my eyes from laughing
7:03 Look at that bro hug, from the guy who was flipping off his opponent and smacking away his handshake. Hardcore slapped him so hard that last time he slapped some respect into him.
“And today’s festivities on Slap Mountain are brought to you by our sponsors at Pabts Blue Ribbon and the Charitable Foundation Society for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome”
"He's gonna slap the shit outta someone in the stands!"
"Oh, it was his wife."
"Come on come on *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*"
Bmi of 45.7 damn
@Something came down taliban bots in every comment section of youtube and no one talking about it????????
@@sprayqauza3060 what makes it a taliban bot?
Ahh I see. Reporting and ignoring them so others don’t click like I did to see what you’re referring to is the best method.
Just a little warmup before the match
The announcer deserves like a fucking purple heart, mans just out there studying the ways of the hillbilly and is genuinely glad to be a part of it.
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Indeed he does. 💜
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Wtf is a Purple Heart other then an emoji and why was that the first sign of appreciation that came to mind
I'm absolutely losing it at how professional the commentator is over this hillybilly chaos. This man actually out here apologising for a domestic dispute in the parking lot
that whole thing about mentioning the booger slapped out and that sad look on his face had me dying in laughter
I just gotta say that the announcer is godlike. He absolutely sells this shit
Creampie Okerlund is a god
I hate how invested I am in these characters. It's more than just slaps. It's all about the various individuals, side plots, and development.
The world building is top notch too. The slap cinematic universe is expanding at a good pace
@@vrapbrap SCU if you will
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So like pro wrestling but with just people that slap each other? Someone put Gunther in there 💀😭
@@tin0theguySMCU
This is literally just an optional side quest you come across in Far Cry 5.
honestly, probably. lol it would not be too far fetched because there already is a quest called "testy festy"
@@hooliganistic878 the falls end annual testicle festival isn’t a laughing matter.
@@censingterror7329 Amen, brother.
@Wally Wally no fucking way i just got endless summer'd
Far cry 5 is ass
What Punchdown has in production quality and sheer slaps, Slap Mountain has in story and character work.
This. I love the zani characters and side stories.
Okay but lets be honest, the production is pretty good given the characters we’re working with
Slap mountain is WWE and Punch Down is MMA
@@furymonger5395 ….and SlapFIGHT Championship is SLAP FIGHTING lol
@@furymonger5395 Punchdown is Kung Fu Panda 2, Slap Mountain is Kung Fu Panda
Ok so this announcer and Charlie need to announce this shit together, their comments would be so in tune.
@@mrthumbs3786 Koshimizu Sachiko, from Cinderella Girls
@@rich3083 Cinderella Girls? Haven't heard that in a while
they would be besties
Pleaseeee collaboration please! Lol
Imagine if all the Russian and polish slap competition announcers are dropping one liners like these Americans and we just never knew
"Genetic specimen/slapper"
Yeah I'm 100% convinced now that this is some of the best satire to grace youtube
Thank you
@@slapfightchampionshipwow they actually commented
@@_thecrossway 🤷🏽
The announcer makes the same comments Charlie would make
We are pals
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@@slapfightchampionship wholesome moment
I'm gay and proud.
Charlie finally revealing his inspiration! I bet he has a white shirt on too
"It's the same physique he's had as a baby"
I've never heard an announcer roast someone that badly
Stop watching all the same videos as me
Is your job just commenting on TH-cam videos
@@lethalkrab Ok
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Bashurverse is 🔥🔥 IN H3LL LOL
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Bashurverse is 🔥🔥 IN H3LL LOL
‘Where hes gonna face RED SOLO CUP for the championship.’ Dear god this is too good.
Red Solo Cup didn't even deserve his win, smh
@@kidcodi2396 spoilers they changed the results of that match
Red solo cup will easily win the belt by disqualification.
Legend has it red solo cup has had tinnitus since he was a wee lad
@@kidcodi2396 ofc he did, his opponent was flinching every time, he shoud've won that even sooner
It’s too funny you can tell the announcer is like “wtf is going on here”
7:16 LMAO even the announcer is trying to hold back his laughter
The slapfight cinematic universe is getting interesting
Indeed
I fucking love it, Slap Mountain is just too good
This actually just makes me appreciate how much effort goes into a solid slap. Compared to these wet noodles, the slaps we're used to might as well be the equivalent of being run over by a garbage truck.
Yeah you can really feel the difference. Even the weaker guys from the serious slapping tournaments feel like monsters in comparison.
Because this is obviously satire lmao
@@Ravio_Lee What about this makes it seem like satire? Really just seems like a bunch of hillbillies went up into the mountains without knowing the first thing about how to slap with even a little bit of conviction.
russian slappers could decapitate someone like theyre a man named mike
@@heckingbamboozled8097 This have to be a satire. Like what's the urgency of showing those spectator accident two times in a row when it got nothing to do with the actual fight? Plus there's no way a full grown adult slap that abomination if they mean it. Nevertheless this is a fkn gem.
Russians: All slaps, no theatrics.
Americans: No slaps, all theatrics.
Me: win-win.
@@av7062 exactly we get the best of both worlds man I live this rock we live on 🌎
Unless you count the guy that was role playing as a werewolf.
@@rettwoods that was Poland, those guys got the near perfect balance between theatrics and slaps
perfectly balanced as all things should be
"The same physique he had as a baby" is the sickest commentary in history, woah. Mr Krystal being unnecessarily poor sportsman, though, come on dude.
What
"Seems like there's a domestic dispute in the parking lot, let's get a camera out there."
Only the best from Slap Mountain.
"He catches the tip of the nose and knocks a booger out" That almost killed me, that was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Jesus, that had me crying
Lol he literally did though. You see it flying out in the slo mo replay
Commented before I saw Charlie go back
The Narrator is literally just Southern Charlie and I'm all here for it, sports would be a lot better if the announcer was just roasting the participants.
@@robier south Florida ain't the south.
@@PelagiustheGrey north Florida is the south
@@anon877 yea I know
Crystal: accuracy= high, power= very low
Hillbilly: accuracy= low, power= very high
This is the best channel on youtube, not only you get some quality hillbilly slapping, you are also kept in the loop reguarding broken marriages between two crack addicts
I can’t stop laughing how different slap mountain is compared to the original slap fight…… The original guys are so polite and nice to each other, even kneeling down in respect when they knock each other out 😭
Yeah that's the difference between Europeans and Americans
@@juannaym8488 russia isn't in europe
@@daturavalentine6773 Russia is gigantic and has dozens and dozens of different tribes in it, but most of the country has a very distinct European influence. This is why historically, Russia was always considered one of the great European forces, until about 100 years ago
@@juannaym8488 It is actually a reasonable change in the consideration of Russia, though I think it is.much more recent than that.
Gotta consider they lost most of their population when the Soviet Union dissolved. Was even a huge thing all.the way back during the Great War when most of its population was taken into occupation in the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk
@@daturavalentine6773 western Russia is in Europe my guy
I love how their is a constant moving chaos in the background of these videos. Dudes just being dudes shitting behind trees and full on domestic abuse. There is nothing off limits on Slap Mountain.
All of this almost seems like it’s supposed to be comedic (wouldn’t be surprised if it was). From a guy taking a shit behind a tree while they are introducing the competition to the narrators hilarious comments. This is great. Also the names… oh my god the nicknames are hilarious. Mr Krystal and The hillbilly. I’m dead XD
For real, it's just beyond goofy
I can assure you as someone living in the south the characters are likely genuine and the antics mostly unscripted to be sure. Some genius saw gold in his community and organized this cinematic masterpiece.
@@siy9583 lmao
@@siy9583 fair enough! 😆
@@siy9583 The performance act is very convincing but those slap is just blatanly an act. Any full grown adult could deliver a slap harder then those fart noodle if they really meant it.
Holy shit, Slap Mountain truly is content paradise
Its heaven
It reminded me why I loved 'Trailer Park Boys'. Something about the raw and absurd slapstick comedy.
The real reason Valve doesn't make games anymore is because Gaben is currently in the south commentating slap fights.
“It’s essentially the same physique he’s had since we have a baby”
-Absolute perfection
Hardcore Hillbilly has a surprisingly good set of teeth
Thank you
@@hardcorehillbilly No fucking way its the man himself
@@hardcorehillbilly no way it’s hardcore hillbilly 🤠
@@hardcorehillbilly what a legend. A actual Slap celebrity
@@hardcorehillbilly Hory shit is that the Hillbilly man himself??
This may be the greatest satire in human history or we're seeing humans at their most primitive state
I can promise you, this is no satire. Just murica! Yeeeeeee haaaaaaw
@@jaysven6153 there is no world in which this isn’t satire lol
@@jaysven6153 Goddamn right.
@@Ravio_Lee this is legitimately what it’s like in the buttfuck nowhere south. i guarantee none of these people graduated high school
@@reececastle638 As someone who lives in the South, I can confirm this statement
I still remember when Slap Mountain went by it’s original name, Olympus.
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6:36 he’s stumbling like my drunk uncle at thanksgiving
"And then look, there's just a moment of sadness there..."
I don't remember when I last laughed this much.
Hardcore Hillbilly literally has the 30 accuracy, 1-hit ko move.
Sheer cold or guillotine do you think?
@@iamgoo Guillotine based on the number of misses before it finally bloody connects
He has a crit damage multiplier build but didn't invest into upping his crit chance.
I cant wait to see red solo cup point to his ear after every hit again. The dudes hand was literally the size of his whole head lol
Well to be honest thats how he became champion
Slap Mountain is just modern day Valhalla with Southern dressing
This is un-ironically my favorite slapping tournament thing
This shit is 100% real, this is the exact atmosphere I used to experience down in Georgia when I was in the military 😅
Can’t wait to hear Charlie use the “the same physique as a baby” line in the near future 😂
Lol I can see it now xD
Before the paul v askren "fight" I had never heard "built like a bag of milk" before but Crystal was really built like a damn bag of milk
Im actually so happy to see Charlie cover Soup's part in the tournament
He actually does look and sound like soup
lol my exact thought too
I was losing it throughout the entire video. This is peak content.
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"Same physic since he was a baby...." I'm done 😂😂😂
He got the same body he did as a baby. Had me rolling again. Was fun to watch. Great video
"He's shaped like melted bubblegum" is my favorite Charlie roast to date.
I was taking out my contacts when I heard him say “this is a professional level of ass crack right here” and now I’m in immense pain from jolting my fingers into my eyes from laughing
I live in the south. I feel like I know all of these people personally.
I don't know them personally, but I have seen them in Wal-mart.
Me as well I know you and them.
That is the best comment I’ve ever seen
That shit is wild man, crazy
You hang around some weirdos then
2:26 THE MAN shitting behind the tree peaks out smiles and laughs and then scurries back into the vegatation truly amazing cinematography
“Stepping out of the tree line now” I fuckin died yo 😭💀
That announcer and Charlie would be the best duo if they're announcing the game together.
Cute to see Charlie pretending like he isn't the announcer, actualizing his dream of running a slap fight tournament
Wtf this is actually unironically good
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You'd be surprised on how funny really country ass folk can be down here in the south😂😂
I have mineral rights on slap mountain. soon I will be sitting on the world's biggest reserve of slaptanium.
"Get yo gun bitch im ready to die" yeah that one got me 7:10
Bro. The commentary for this show is hilarious. You can tell these guys are having fun.
Just people being people. No ego judt good times most likely
The Kay’s cooking of slapping. Continue this series!
Was half expecting The Green Bastard to emerge from the treeline.
Charlie + announcer = "FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY"
I love how Charlie finds shit I would never normally watch, and makes it super entertaining
The announcer and Charlie both commentating on this has me in tears
There's so much to unpack at any given time, it's actually gold
I couldn't stop laughing when Mr. Crystal came into the ring
I love this show
When krystal fell over I just thought the announcer would yell “TIMBERRR!!!!”
I lost it when Charlie called out homie's ass crack. We both said "oh my god" at the same time.
The "Melted Bubblegum" almost makes me spill my drink. Charlie should spectate slapfights and it will be super funny.
That guy with _"the same physique since he was a baby"_ looks like an ice cream & cone.
He gave the speech of a lifetime while there's shit in the air
Slap mountain.
WWE wishes they had entertainment this good
The guy dumping in the tree was there for both interviews lmao
Holy fucking shit Slap Mountain is pure gold. Please bless us with more of this my man
If this doesn’t become A Olympic sport I’m going to be disappointed
Love you Charlie hope everyone had a good day at work and school
You know what i think i will and you should too
no one wants to listen to my description of meat. lol.
Hardcore Hillbilly looks like Vasily took a shrink potion and went undercover.
whoever did production for this is on another wavelength
i gotta look it up now
7:03 Look at that bro hug, from the guy who was flipping off his opponent and smacking away his handshake. Hardcore slapped him so hard that last time he slapped some respect into him.
5:52 Krystal is literally adult Bobby Hill in real life. . . I can’t unsee it 😂
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This announcer makes this shit top tier. Love it
“And today’s festivities on Slap Mountain are brought to you by our sponsors at Pabts Blue Ribbon and the Charitable Foundation Society for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome”
*Ford Banners and NRA logos across the ring*
Cheap cigarettes and stained wife beaters
This is a good ab workout from all the laughing lmfao.
"Business casual ass crack..." hilarious. Thank gawd the internet has provided us with a way to watch this at a distance.
I don’t know what’s happening but this is the most southern shit I’ve ever watched
"Two Southern Man Slapping Each Other" was the original title
6:50-6:55, the look on Crystals face as he is hit, he knows its over there, "You got knocked the fuck out!!"
Russians: Professionals with standards, delivering slaps at terminal velocity and smacking the soul out of their opponents.
Americans: 4:02
5:00 i’m literally crying from laughing so hard😂😂😭
Can you buy tickets to slap mountain or is it invitation only like the mortal kombat tournament.
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Invitation via carrier pigeon
No, it's like Charlie and the Chocolate factory, except the golden ticket is at the bottom of a can of Skoal chewing tobacco
@Mëïstër Ëmm Wintergreen, for sure
It is as if SLAP Mountain was specifically designed for Charlie to commentate and share with the world this whole Slap niche cultural rise.
Love the announcer in these lmao
KNOCKED THAT BOOGER INTO NEXT WEEK! HOME RUN!
"This is like business casual, I'd say" LMAOOO
Laughing simultaneously with charlie feels pretty good
This is incredible...does their athleticism know no bounds?!?!
That was one of the more entertaining videos I've seen in the last week for sure the crackhead couple fighting in the background makes the video 🤣🤣
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I literally lost my mind when the dude said "get the gun and shoot my bitch I'm ready to die"
This is gold, it has a primary lore , and the side events that happen while the slapping tournament is going on and the great characters
im in love with this series
This is actually the very pinnacle of slap videos I have seen so far...
"I can almost smell the video." Never have I heard truer words.
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Space Mountain and Magic Mountain simply cannot compare to the SLAP MOUNTAIN
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Bashurverse is 🔥🔥 IN H3LL LOL
Disney wishes they thought of this before
Lmao the title was "two southern man slapping each other" 😂😂😂🤣🤣
"He actually just kinda catches the tip of the nose, knocks a booger out there."