Hey Richard. Are you paying anything for this one hour of laughter and enjoyment? Don't bitch when someone is doing this as a win for us and exposure for him at the same time. Quiet down
John Redberg whoooa there, chillout veggie-mite lol. You’re the one who said it. It’s not a “logical fallacy” when you yourself feel the need to point out that you sat through a meat commercial as a vegetarian. Besides i was just being a smartass anyway. Here’s a logical fallacy... you’re a stereotypical conceited vegetarian lol.
@@TerryTheChunin I'm curious: You really don't see how what I said and what you read into it are two completely different things? I'm quite chill btw, don't worry.
I was just listening to this on your website probably around 10 minutes in and then BOOM! I get the notification that the podcast has been uploaded to TH-cam. It's like, (new age phony androgynous voice) "The computer knew what I was lacking and needed in order to push forward today. It always comes through. Now I feel affirmed and in control thanks to you." Paper Tiger is amazing. Love ya Bill Burr. Keep bringing us the funny.
Bill you're so fucking real. Feels like I'm surrounded by zombies in my small town. Everyone drives slow, pushes a shopping cart slow, talks to each other while waiting in line at the bank after they get their money. Shit is nuts. Not sure where I was going with this but thanks for the podcast bud
Oh God, the whole gym story had me dying. Every gym I've ever been to is packed at the benches while leg machines have cobwebs and tumbleweeds blowing by. Reminded me of one of my favorite SNL skits - How Much Ya Bench. Huge arms and chests and scrawny dangly legs. 100% accurate
Ridin' down the highway Goin' to a show Stop in all the by-ways Playin' rock 'n' roll Gettin' robbed Gettin' stoned Gettin' beat up Broken boned Gettin' had Gettin' took I tell you folks It's harder than it looks It's a long way to the top If you wanna rock 'n' roll It's a long way to the top If you wanna rock 'n' roll
Not sure if it's a real thing or not, but I heard, on a sports talk radio show, that Busch Light is selling 50 packs, or something like that, in the state where that "sign guy" lives. Sounds like a solid idea to me!
Bill please get whoever uploads the videos to put timestamps on them. A lot of us are not American and literally have zero interest in the NFL, just wanna skip past all that every week and get to the good stuff.
Hey Bill on the Budweiser story, we get it that you don't drink anymore and you have great reasons for stopping but don't vilify everyone who continues to so. While I love your comedy and you say a lot of things I do as well as think the same as I do can you give the I Quit Drinking Thing A Rest. Thanks Stay Funny Continued Success. Peace.
From the guy that wrote and gave his voice to the comedy hit "F is for Family" and the makers of "Two and a Half Men" comes the exciting, anger-filled show "One and a Half Foot." Every Monday... no... Wednesday on TH-cam!
I'm at the halfway point and Bill has touched on 5207 topics and not finished a single one. I'm still waiting to figure out what the happened with Sunday Ticket. Meanwhile, I'm almost in tears laughing the entire time. Far and away my favorite. This is a Six Degrees of Separation, started out there and got to here, example of something but I don't know what.
i'm not entirely positive but from what i know, when a QB lifts his leg before the snap it could be for one of the receivers to go in motion. It can also mean that the everybody should be set by the time he sets his foot down because he's about to snap the ball, this will make the center snap his head up and hike the ball. Not all centers look at the QB during the snap count sometimes you'll see one of the tackles looking back at the Qb and when he gives the signal that he's ready, the tackle will then signal to the center that he can snap the ball. Every team does this differently so let me know what you guys think?
With all the bullshit news and sensationalistic journalism even now looking how Joe rogans podcast has changed and Joe somewhat sold out Bill hasn’t changed a bit. It’s always a breath of fresh air.
It's time for the Wednesday afternoon, right between Monday and Friday, Monday Morning Podcast on TH-cam.
LMFAO
Iwt was up on Monday morning on google podcasts :)
And heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's just checking in on ya!
Whenever i feel like it podcast
it was on soundcloud yesterday.
It was up on google podcasts on monday :)
That's because this is jacked from Google.
Hey Richard. Are you paying anything for this one hour of laughter and enjoyment? Don't bitch when someone is doing this as a win for us and exposure for him at the same time. Quiet down
@@richardjamesclemo6235 I rather have Bill be in the mood for it though, makes it more enjoyable
Just an FYI, you can listen to the podcast on his website thru Souncloud if its not uploaded here on time.
@Teh Jamez who doesn't want to be a tine traveller
Like a cop kicking in the door of a crackhouse 😂😂😂
The Monday's up?! Thought I was gonna have to wait 'til Saaaaaaaaadaay
“GameBoy 11s” lmao
mzoe12 not as good as the tens
@@purplemonkeydishwasher9818 fucking screen sucks
Gameboy 11s with the Kobe 11s on.
Timestamp ?
17:15
The Wednesday afternoon just before Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast Monday morning podcast
pithy comment for likes. sad. got your dopamine fix. lol. loser looking for validation. Have fun moron. @Gbirdmusic
SuperSaiyan Zero he got his. Did you get yours?
Why did you say Monday Morning Podcast TWICE it drives me nuts!
@Stoney Bologna LOL
@@supersaiyanzero386 U jelly?
Freckle Mercury Burrgundy has one of the best cartoons on Netflix with “F is for Family”.
Yeah, keep it strong or... I'LL PUT YOU THROUGH THAT FUCKING WALL!
Ol Billy pretend likes its Sunday, Wednesday Monday Morning Podcast 😂
Just before the week is over podcast
I love these podcasts so much, I m starting to get nervous at the idea that they could end at some point !!!!
BILL, NEVER STOP xD !!
You painted a picture explaining the gym scene. That was beautiful. 😢😂
F1 at 24:15
Here's how good your ads are: I'm a vegetarian, but I still listen through butcher box every goddamn time!
John Redberg the heritage pork there...
so as a vegetarian you won’t even hear the word meat unless it’s funny? Lol. Get out of here 😂😂
@@TerryTheChunin If using every logical fallacy in the book, then yes, that's true.
John Redberg whoooa there, chillout veggie-mite lol. You’re the one who said it. It’s not a “logical fallacy” when you yourself feel the need to point out that you sat through a meat commercial as a vegetarian. Besides i was just being a smartass anyway. Here’s a logical fallacy... you’re a stereotypical conceited vegetarian lol.
@@TerryTheChunin I'm curious: You really don't see how what I said and what you read into it are two completely different things? I'm quite chill btw, don't worry.
I was just listening to this on your website probably around 10 minutes in and then BOOM! I get the notification that the podcast has been uploaded to TH-cam. It's like, (new age phony androgynous voice) "The computer knew what I was lacking and needed in order to push forward today. It always comes through. Now I feel affirmed and in control thanks to you."
Paper Tiger is amazing. Love ya Bill Burr. Keep bringing us the funny.
Love the timing. I just know whomever posted this is having a little chuckle reading the comments about the show being 2days late. Haha.
WTF!!! I have waited 2 days for this. You owe me BiIl. Billy!! You owe me
It was up on google podcasts on monday :)
@@CharlieTheAstronaut yeah who goes to Google podcasts...
Bill you're so fucking real. Feels like I'm surrounded by zombies in my small town. Everyone drives slow, pushes a shopping cart slow, talks to each other while waiting in line at the bank after they get their money. Shit is nuts. Not sure where I was going with this but thanks for the podcast bud
It's FINALLY Monday!!!!!!
Oh God, the whole gym story had me dying. Every gym I've ever been to is packed at the benches while leg machines have cobwebs and tumbleweeds blowing by. Reminded me of one of my favorite SNL skits - How Much Ya Bench. Huge arms and chests and scrawny dangly legs. 100% accurate
I’m crying 🤣🤣🤣 “gameboy 11s ..... the screen fucking sucks “ idly but that got me rollingg
Thanks Billy Freckled Balls.
love your podcasts bill
I love when Bill reads the letters and you have to guess where he stops and rambles on something he just thought of. 😄
I love how you can just ramble.. it's a true skill
8:54 Wheeze is the best!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@8:43 ... " I don't even know what to say to that!" Hilarious lol
21:20 Bills Howard Cosell/Jerry Lewis voice gets me everytime... Hes got someone to scratch his asssss... Im fuhgkin dyyin ovur herhe
Ol' Billy "I dont know what I did to my shoulder but look at these marys stretching" Burr
This isn't JRE... get that weak shit outa here.
@@billysm00th not sure if you're referring to the stretching or my comedy, but you're probably right
@@jacobdixon2878 comedy?
Yo bill! When’s the next season of F is Family coming out?!
2020
I honestly didn't think there was going to be a podcast this Monday, thanks Freckles.
Wow you sound caffeinated 🤘
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Another Allen P video of commentary coming our way, I hope.
Like a boss................
The Wednesday before Thursday Monday morning after Sunday podcast.
Love ya Bill! How are ya?!
The horse from a bronx tale is Kryptonite, I'll never forget that scene XD
06:44 "the hatch just blew". A Right stuff movie reference, out of nowhere.
Gus Grissom! Didn't the poor bugger die later in an oxygen fire on the launch pad? (too lazy to google, me...)
@@paulbrimble8204 Yeah, Apollo 1 fire on the pad. RIP.
Bill burr is pretty great
“STANDING OVATION!”
YYYYYYYYYEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Good ole billy red balls
Great show and thanks for making me smile cause God forbid I'm allowed to do that. Cheers.
Ridin' down the highway
Goin' to a show
Stop in all the by-ways
Playin' rock 'n' roll
Gettin' robbed
Gettin' stoned
Gettin' beat up
Broken boned
Gettin' had
Gettin' took
I tell you folks
It's harder than it looks
It's a long way to the top
If you wanna rock 'n' roll
It's a long way to the top
If you wanna rock 'n' roll
Some dude banned tobacco in my state, i am an heavy addict. This is really helpful with the withdrawal. Loads of love!
Wow. What state is this?!
You are an heavy addict
27:41 I love the British F1 commentary impression
Well the picture is not quite accurate, is it.
Love you Bill!!! Paper Tiger brought me here!
Not sure if it's a real thing or not, but I heard, on a sports talk radio show, that Busch Light is selling 50 packs, or something like that, in the state where that "sign guy" lives. Sounds like a solid idea to me!
Ferrari won 3 races in a row before this weekend BILL
My dream is to watch a football game with bill. Sounds fucking hilarious.
You feelin ok there Bill?
Is this a fan channel or is it Bills?
It's mine
Its bills official channel
Bill please get whoever uploads the videos to put timestamps on them.
A lot of us are not American and literally have zero interest in the NFL, just wanna skip past all that every week and get to the good stuff.
The horse's name in Bronx Tale that mush baton and lost was named Kryptonite.
Love the positivity! Gonna do somethin' good for somebody this week. :)
Love the love of his podcast. I almost want to believe that he takes his freckled heart in this.
Nah I know he does it and we love it.
Dude... proof read your shit. You incoherent fuck
Hey Bill on the Budweiser story, we get it that you don't drink anymore and you have great reasons for stopping but don't vilify everyone who continues to so. While I love your comedy and you say a lot of things I do as well as think the same as I do can you give the I Quit Drinking Thing A Rest. Thanks Stay Funny Continued Success. Peace.
Zack Prescott lmaooo he must be new to Dallas
God, I needed this shit today. Thanks for post, Bill
A podcast of norm Macdonald and bill burr would be a gold mine.
The Wednesday morning just before Thursday morning just before friday morning monday morning podcast
At 42:40
I've never heard someone change subjects so fast.
Love you bill!!! Youre making my Labor pains hilarious thru all the aches!! 🤣😊 thanks for being you!!!💕😂🤣😂☺️😊
Paper tiger was the shit, loved it
Where’s that guy that always did the “sports talk ends at time:stamp“?? I need you, bud.
👍
From the guy that wrote and gave his voice to the comedy hit "F is for Family" and the makers of "Two and a Half Men" comes the exciting, anger-filled show "One and a Half Foot." Every Monday... no... Wednesday on TH-cam!
I'm at the halfway point and Bill has touched on 5207 topics and not finished a single one. I'm still waiting to figure out what the happened with Sunday Ticket. Meanwhile, I'm almost in tears laughing the entire time. Far and away my favorite. This is a Six Degrees of Separation, started out there and got to here, example of something but I don't know what.
@@kraigburningham4288 Can't win them all Kraig.
*29:30** Is that a Revenge of the Nerds, or Sixteen Candles reference?*
38:54 Bill did a thing. 😁
Gotta make that song louder, Bill.
34:10 EEEEYAHHHH. Damn that's a great story.
Everyone: WTF a Monday podcast on a Wednesday?! 😤👎
Some dude named Patrick: it was on Google podcast Monday :-)
i'm not entirely positive but from what i know, when a QB lifts his leg before the snap it could be for one of the receivers to go in motion. It can also mean that the everybody should be set by the time he sets his foot down because he's about to snap the ball, this will make the center snap his head up and hike the ball. Not all centers look at the QB during the snap count sometimes you'll see one of the tackles looking back at the Qb and when he gives the signal that he's ready, the tackle will then signal to the center that he can snap the ball. Every team does this differently so let me know what you guys think?
Took you long enough!
This is the one man, ESPN without the video, monday morning podcast, on Wednesday, yet before friday.
With all the bullshit news and sensationalistic journalism even now looking how Joe rogans podcast has changed and Joe somewhat sold out Bill hasn’t changed a bit. It’s always a breath of fresh air.
Robert Downey did blackface. LOL
I've NEVER txt'd a racial slur, or tweeted one. I've never had an angry thought and ended it with some racist shit .NEVER
Taped on Sunday....and just now receiving on a Wed afternoon...... guess as long as it's "Just Before The Weekend" it meet's the requirements.
It was on soundcloud yesterday, always slower to get on youtube.
@@jjthesavage and google podcast on monday
@@CharlieTheAstronaut ah cool, never listened to googles podcast
Fuckin lazy ass Andrew
@@jjthesavage Me neither until I was manically looking around for Bills MMPC
32:20 is one of the funniest Burr podcast skits I've ever heard. 'refusing help...cus he's from that generation.' hahahaha paints such a picture
I listen to this yesterday I was actually able to find it not on TH-cam.
TH-cam is generally the last place it gets posted. Follow on twitter to find out when he actually drops the podcast.
The horses name in a Bronx tale was kryptonite
Bill Burr's voice in our homes is one of the the greatest god's gifts to the humanity. Amen! XD
The QB moves his leg or foot to put his backs of receivers in motion for Fuqx sake !!!!
Love ya, Bill.
is this one all sports? or is that just the first 25 minutes??
BILLY BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HOW ARE YAAAA, AI am goooooooood! apart from everything else going wrong, still breathing!!!!!!!
owh jesuussssss
Reeseys pieceys!
To all you whiners, the podcast was up on google podcasts on Monday , if you really looked for it you would have found it :D
Our internet and intranet is down at work...might catch up on my old boy, Billy Bludger Ballsack Burr
@@block4412 No idea. But I have a feeling Bill's old pal, ZIIIIIIP, won't be recommending our I.T team as candidates for any future jobs.
How do you receive stories I have a great 1
"Come on kryptonite!"
It keeps pausing out every two seconds. Has been for months
Isn't there a 3rd Maning brother who doesn't play football?
Bill fuckn genius you always make me laugh
he lifts his foot to give man in motion his q
Bill you just take the pedals off ... once they can coast balancing ... put them back on
Billy bellend, how’s it going? I just checked out Tom Dempsey’s field goal, awesome,
heyyy man! For mondayyy :)))
How can you be as old as you are and not know the QB leg lift? It's a signal for the wideout/slot receiver on that side to come in motion
Bill...do you add reverb to voice?...or is it natural room ambience?
OH FUCK YES. I missed this one.
How ya doing ??
How aaaaare yaaaa
It's fucking Wednesday lol
John LeClair, Legion of doom line
Electric companies also lobbied for new taxes on solar....