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"Aggressively Buddhist" has got to be the funniest thing I've heard in a minute.
Especially funny coming from someone who sounds aggressively Christian.
Dont anger Buddha or god @@wantedbird55srandomchannel28
I know what you mean but Buddhist violence is a real thing. They are still human after all, and we humans have a tendency to resort to violence when ideological conflicts can't be reconciled
@ratoh1710 even I learnt Chinese mythology from lego monkie kid
It's a definite oxymoron
I don't use pronouns, I use expertnouns. One day I'll use masternouns and hopefully grandmasternouns. Worked my way up from novicenouns and amateurnouns.
Man how did you upgrade from amateurnouns, please I really need the advice I just started using nouns last week
@@alandoyle1077 -lots of money- Hard work
@@SilverAceOfSpades Tysm I really needed this
Nice I just hit masternouns like a day ago. The grind was unreal but one day I might hit grandmasternouns
damn I'm only at intermediatenouns, wish I was at your level😔
The boyfriend with cancer thing is unfortunately exactly what it sounds like. They were engaged, she left him when he got cancer, got with another guy in very short order and then ran a marathon in his honour after he died...
I will give her some credit though - at least she had the decency to not marry him before she Newt Gingrich’d him.
So what I'm hearing is...she's doing it because she's operating under the delusion she can outrun her guilt?
cancer is definitely a hard thing to watch someone go through but to LEAVE HIM is crazy (and get with someone else shortly after? she did NOT care)
She's really an awful person!
That’s sad. If your lover would leave you when you have cancer, they weren’t for you in the first place.
9:10 I work as a cashier in a small grocery store. Several homeless guys come over daily to buy those tiny one-shot bottles of booze. Short before Christmas, one of them came in crying, asking if he could have one vodka and pay for it later - somebody _stole his backpack with everything he owned._ I gave him that vodka. Later, after my shift ended, I went on to buy a new backpack, a wallet, filled it up with food, some hygiene products and all the leftover cash I had. It was altogether a bit over 100€, but I thought, it's Christmas, so what the hell. To say he was happy would be a gross understatement.
*The shit I got for this from people was appaling.* I was so very disappointed with the sheer amount of folks who felt the need to inform me how "handouts to this kind just encourages them" - to do what exactly? To continue not having a roof to sleep under? Some people wear their complete lack of compassion like it's a crown. To think I used to wonder why would nazis ever get votes... I get it now. These people are not rare. They're not few and far between. Fcking disgusting.
They'll bitch about the homeless being around, in their sight - as if they should get away *SOMEHOW* and go somewhere else; But at the same time if they *DO* get help and live somewhere out of the kindness of someone else's heart to give them a chance their own greedy asses were given (to obtain a job, family, something to help them propel in the first world country) - they'll snap back and state awful shit.
They're vile. Some people just have bad luck. Some lose families in accidents, some obtain cancer, some get laid off and get screwed over with accident after disaster after misfortune. There's a thing called debt and rent that always keeps going up per month, per year, with no repercussions to the rich assholes who could slow it or stop it. But lord knows the people who are lucky who have dodged all of these are the deserving ones to stay not homeless and have the right to degrade those who are - and to those who try to help. Lord knows those who help the homeless are dumb, whilst they also go out to order packs of cigarettes and care about avocado toast or to figure out which out of their 4 streaming platforms they use little of to potentially cancel so they save a bit of money.
I'm not saying people deserve death, but lord some of them deserve to suffer in *some* capacity... be it large or small - to put their ass into place. When any of them get homeless - they'll blame the world and state how it's unfair or unfun but never see the hypocrisy they've stated or how much of a hypocrite they are in the present.
Also, long rant aside- Thank you for being a considerate person. It's a shame that *needs to be thanked* now for how rare it is, when it should be *common* ... but you (should) hopefully know there are those who appreciate what you've done and wish for you to live a happy and long life. I am one of those people, and I'm sure the 25 others who liked the comment are more-or-less the same. Your kindness may never be repaid in any physical capacity, but I hope life pays it forward in a positive way. ☺
I have notice that some people act almost affronted at other peoples kindness and behave like it's some sort of weakness.
I think they do that because deep down they feel they're being shown up for being the callous people that they know they are.
It sounds like they're buying into Suella Braverman's nonsense about sleeping rough being a "lifestyle choice" - a notion which she used to try to justify banning homeless people in the UK from sleeping in tents. At least there are compassionate people like you around; I'm yet to see any from Braverman.
Fr I do believe that we should encourage people to work and support themselves however, there’s nothing wrong with offering help to those who need it. It’s one thing if these people are always coming around asking for handouts and not doing anything for themselves, but we should care for them and we should be nice to them. You seem like a great person based on this. Keep doing what you do and ignore the selfish people who look down on the homeless.
Did you ban their comments?
The person in the thumbnail shouldve typed "I don't know what pronouns are"
Edit: Can you guys stop replying "I is a pronoun" I KNOW IM JUST SAYING LAVERN SPICER DOES NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT A PRONOUN IS. Thank you.
"who" and "this" are actually technically pronouns
Stranger will never see Lavern Spicer using pronouns.
Lavern Spicer speaks in 3rd person only like Lavern Spicer is learning English.
@@kaderen8461
True tho
Names like "Lavern Spicer" are called "proper pronouns". So maybe 'Never caught using pronouns' which is a nonsense statement rather than a sentence.
you have just defeated the entire lgbtq community
So the Buddha statue with the cross necklace story, that's got a legal name!
We call it "Tresspassing and Vandalism"
Or heresy, depending on how aggressively Buddhist that person is
Edit: Blasphemy, not heresy
“I hate people who try to force their religion on others.”
- That vandal, probably
It's kinda hilarious knowing that the "Aggresively Buddhist" person is definitely isn't an "Aggressively Buddhist"
Because Buddhists needs the statue for prayers. They have a statue of the Buddha not as a gesture of grandstanding, they have a statue of buddha because that's how they pray.
Almost as if the person who tried to put a rosary on the statue's neck is projecting something over a subject they don't know about
Heresy is more a Christian concept and it's more about being Christian in a way the church disapproves. The word you're looking for is blasphemy.
@@antonioscendrategattico2302 That's the one, thank you. I knew I had the right sounding word. Just not the exact word I wanted
@@z.t.w.7440 No problem!
1:08 maybe a way to give milk to young infants. I know, it's a crazy idea.
no that's too crazy it's unrealistic
Milk comes from Cartons, dummy... Not breasts
I had Chicken breast for dinner and I didn't see any milk coming out from it. Try again, please ❌🙅
(Self Explanatory)
this proves why sex ed is important 💀
*Buzzer sound effects* Milk comes in Carton, dummy... Try again 🙅❌
@@aribantala Damn it, I thought milk comes from cows
3:10 It IS ABSOLUTELY against the law (Texas passed a CROWN act) to get suspended from school based on having a hairstyle.
Eh, america. I wouldnt be surprised if it is still the norm in half of it. There were even some places prohibiting unlicensed dancing cause "it will worsen character of young people" in like 2000`s.
It's so funny to me the superintendent said "Being American requires conformity"; like, uh...we have a word for that: it's called a dictatorship, which our founding fathers quite famously DIDN'T want our country to become considering that's the whole reason the U.S.A. became a thing in the first place - escaping a dictatorship. The fact that you've got people saying "Lol, calm down, schools aren't indoctrinating anyone" is kinda sad but hilarious since it shows our school system has failed these people because this is LITERALLY a form of indoctrination. "You can't have the hairstyle you want because it doesn't conform to our nation's standards" like for real, how is that NOT indoctrination? 🤔
@@bluestreaker9242 It very much IS.
@@bluntizard4481 Right? XD
@@bluestreaker9242 now if you want REAL indoctrination, PragerU is part of OFFICIAL Florida curriculum
"State's rights"
"State's rights to do what?"
"What did you wanna use those rights for?
You usually don't mention that part. I wanna hear it, I wanna know what you wanna do with them."
@@OctyabrAprelya Take away personal/individual rights, of course.
Certified southerner here. It was slavery. States rights to enslave another man.
More fucked up is that the union was actually still on the fence. They only declared they were fighting slavery (if my education was good) to deter foreign support going to the south. They still had slave states in the union, even after the war ended. The 13th came a bit after the war. The emancipation proclamation was only to the confederate states.
Crazy shit how we were fucked up back then. We have definitely progressed alot. But got a ways left to go. And if i recall, Mississippi is known for the Lost Cause education, teaching this bs of states rights. But likely some spots in the other states. Would not put it past my home state of Louisiana to have such locations. Its quite shitty that this education is allowed to persist
History lover and fellow U.S. Southerner here. This is correct. @@Headlessgenie
@@OctyabrAprelyaget douglas’d
Interestingly enough I can agree one of the biggest lessons that employment ha taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work but if the leadership is terrible, they will somehow flip your efficiency as an issue.
I had my role change at my last job after an accident and guess who was being told off for asking for tasks to do because I finished my tasks and anything else that I could help with, I couldn’t because of lifting limitations. The amount of times I was bullshitting my way to the end of the day. I literally would count stock just to have something to do. I rearranged stock a lot too.
That or they see it as a reason to not let you progress further. It took me 2 years at McDonald’s to get into the kitchen because I was too damn good at the drive thru. And it ended up being I provided myself to be an asset in kitchen as well. Shocker. The biggest plot twist is the fact that they never made me a crew trainer. Even though I knew all the standard stations, I was training other crew and also helping to maintain proper food hygiene when even managers were missing it. Heck me and another guy were running the store cause the manager (with 15+ years experience at McDonalds) that shift was shit, I’m talking managing breaks for the crew, making sure people are going home when they are meant to be, dealing with customers, assigning people tasks or station changing when needed. we were two crew members, I had been working at McDonald’s for about 3 almost 3.5 years at this point, running that store.
So yeah. Don’t be efficient. You either get stacked with more work, get grilled for completing tasks and asking for more work or you just don’t get to progress at all.
The one post about breasts absolutely FLOORED me with how stupid people can be. They aren't just for "appeal," the breasts of a mammal or human are for milk production and consumption. This is why we need sex ed classes, because SOMEONE didn't get to learn.
"School is a SCAM"
- Some Cryptoclown
erm 😁 im late here but breasts also serve another purpose, which is to kinda move your arm around,,, this applies to male anatomy as well
Ya think this person would stop giggeling in those classes to actually pay attention?
It's crazy how they didn't realise that they have sex appeal specifically _because_ they're useful.
Nah someone just wasn't paying attention to biology.
That transformation is real, she was on "my 600 pound life"
Good for her, she looks a lot happier now!
That's fucking amazing, congrats to her.
Thats fucking awesome hope they still doing well
Don't you hate it when our world is slowly getting closer to be an unlivable environment for humanity but some people are still arguing over gender roles and pronouns ?
Edit : this comment section literally proves my point
Whether you're cis, trans, female, male or non-binary, CO2 doesn't care.
And then there are also criminals and psychos still running about, but apparently we're all still stuck on this.
Hate is too soft a word. Abhorrent, maybe, but even that seems too "polite" for how infuriated I feel about that topic. I'll just say I love it! Really! 🤦♀️
yeah
Ah, you see, that's the point. Politicians don't want people to pay attention to their failings and the damage they're directly causing to our world, so they scapegoat minorities to keep the populace focused on the wrong things.
12:05 Funfact: It IS slavery! 13th amendment states that slavery cannot exist EXCEPT as punishment for a crime
I'm a conservative but this shit is funny asf no matter how you look at it
I think it's hilarious that they had to make that exception. you gotta put those criminals to work somehow, prison industry won't sustain itself
I'd be hard pressed to find any other first world country that uses penal labour like the US does
@@nyctomint They had to make the exception because without it it would not be legal to incarcerate people at all. Work isn't the only kind of slavery. Just keeping somebody confined against their will and forcing them to do what you tell them to is also a form of slavery, and that is literally what prison is (anywhere, not just in the US).
@@foogod4237 that is entirely untrue.
@@foogod4237 to be clear, I'm not condoning imprisonment. but imprisonment isn't labour and slavery involves forced labour
I had a coworker called "Kevin" (not his real name obvs). Our office is in the middle of Texas, so when he saw me wear my "Ride with Pride" shirt one day, he went on a bit of a rant about how he "never uses pronouns" and "only idiots do that". I asked him if he would be OK with me never using any pronouns on him, and he instantly replied "Yeah, duh!". So from then on he was Kevin. "Can Kevin take out the trash so I can clean the counters?","What did Kevin do over the weekend?""Can everyone and also Kevin join us for the team meeting?" *All* of these questions were directed at him by the way. He tried reporting me to HR (especially after almost everyone working there joined in). But when I was called in, I simply acted confused and said that "Kevin specifically asked me not to use any pronouns on Kevin. I have several queer friends who genuinely don't use pronouns, and I wanted to respect Kevin's wishes." Kevin quit not too long after.
Edit: Spelling
jennastephens1224 shouldn’t have used pronouns in this comment, would have made that comment much more funny.
You absolute mad lad, you got him to quit!
And from that day forward Kevin was filled with rage every time he heard the name Kevin 😂😂😂
@@FairFelinekevin*
You absolutely destroyed Kevin, I doubt Kevin will ever come back from that.
I can only imagine the rage on Kevin's face.
Nicky Haley absolutely said that America was never a racist country. And she dug herself in even when she was trying to walk back that comment.
You have a source???
@@Scenario_animations - Why dont you try and do a google search for "Nikki Haley racist country" and you will find a crapton of news articles pop up from a multitude of media outlets. If you click on the News tab and scroll down to the Politico story you will find the interview where it was said the following:
Brian Kilmeade of Fox News asked if Haley agreed with Reid’s interpretation.
Haley did not shy away from her Indian heritage, first swatting at Reid - she “lives in a different America” - before saying, “I mean yes, I’m a brown girl that grew up in a small rural town in South Carolina who became the first female minority governor in history, who became a U.N. ambassador and who is now running for president.”
But she didn’t leave it there when Kilmeade followed up: “Are you involved in a racist party?”
“No,” retorted Haley, a child of the Deep South. “We’re not a racist country, Brian. We’ve never been a racist country.”
She said more, but it’s irrelevant.
Excadrill: DAMN!!
XD
8:50
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@@Scenario_animations google.
TH-cam doesn’t allow links in comment sections.
I don't use pronouns. I'm not transphobic, my nouns are just not ready to go pro.
I don't feel like buying the Pro extension pack for my nouns.
I just use the basic nouns, they’re all I need as of now
@@birdboy16HungryWarden too, HungryWarden can relate to birdboy16 in birdboy16’s lack of the Pro expansion pack.
HungryWarden thinks you mean “thatoneguywhoknittedthejim2912 doesn’t use pronouns. thatoneguywhoknittedthejim2912 is not transphobic, thatoneguywhoknittedthejim2912’s nouns are just not ready to go pro.”
I don't think I can make it in the big leagues. I need to practice more first, get all prepared for the switch, participate in the local noun tournaments and work my way up yet. but I'm scared that I'll disappoint myself if I try
12:20 This interaction should've ended with
"State's Rights? State's Rights to do what exactly?"
I'm hearing Doobus Goobus' voice with that line.
@@LloydTheZephyrian Hyep
Though the only minor issue with that Doobus video is that he addressed only the Mississippi Declaration of Secession.
NOPE! Every single state that formally made a Declaration specifically said it was for slavery.
Every. Single. One of them.
States rights to protect local businesses /sarc
@@aribantala oh, Well, that's incriminating evidence right therr
@@minestar2247 Well, to be honest... That's technically true... Cotton Plantations are, indeed, Majority Local Southern Businesses
13:16 That’s a lot of words for “I’m a virgin!”
Wait till he finds out for thousands of years women worked jobs outside of the home because their husband's pay wasn't enough for the football team of kids they were expected to have.
This Guy : "Real problem strated when women got suffrage, I'm the strong man, you are born with a uterus to bear my children, I'm leaving you"
Also this Guy : "Why won't women have sex with me ? I'm a nice guy !"
One day, maybe this guy will realise that maybe, MAYBE, he's the problem.
@@GLoLChibs Shhh, don't say it, it's apparently a secret to him. We don't want our sisters to have to bear his kids.
Putting a crucifix necklace on a Buddha statue so your kids will be reminded of Christianity and deterred from Buddhism is the textbook definition of cult activity.
Not just a Buddha Statue, but the Buddha Statue of someone else.
@@roger5059 So it's not just desecration, it's also vandalism.
@@ModernAegis And trespassing. I wonder what these people would do if someone added a little change to their Cross inside their own house. Funny af to be honest, they'd probably curse them by calling on Satan. Which is frickin wild if you think about it, christians calling on Satan himself and dooming them to hell. Almost as if they're mistaken on their own religion :)
@@rosevalety3408 Hypocrisy is the prime ingredient in the daily bread of Christianity.
@@ModernAegis*bad Christianity.
Please, don't generalize.
11:43 Black coffee lovers can also be as terrible as those dark chocolate fanatics to people who like any other coffee drink that isn't black coffee.
Guess I'm just built different cuz to me, coffee is coffee. I could have it black one day, and have it with Sweet N Low and Silk almond creamer the next 😂
@SerasVictoria.HU1 look, man, I respect your opinion and choices, but I can not take a post seriously if it contains the words "I'm built different" in that order.
As someone who can only drink decaf for neurodivergence reasons; a certain part of the coffee lovers can somehow get absolutely rabid about coffee. No joke, I've legit been told to kys for that multiple times before I could even explain why. I mean, I'm autistic, and that caffeine messes with my ability to generally process conversational information so badly that someone could tell me something 5 times, and I STILL wouldn't remember what they actually said. Not to mention a migraine the next day that's so bad that I'm really only able get out of bed to use the bathroom, and that's literally it for the entire day. And I sadly had to learn all of that the hard way back in high school, so can you even blame me for permanently switching to decaf whenever I do drink coffee if that's the tradeoff? So whenever some coffee lover goes absolutely batsh*t at me again for not drinking any kind of caffeinated drinks at all, I always have the urge to tell them that, and go 'Well, excuuuuse me, Karen, or not wanting to go through that again!' It's so funny how hard they want to backpedal after that all of a sudden, though. Like, it's not that I don't drink coffee at all, it just has to be decaf if I actually want to function that day. Most coffee fans are nice and definitely respect my choice on that one, but I swear; a certain part of them probably needs professional help.
@@binjimonanimations Like I care, dude. Imma continue using the phrase and you can continue thinking people on the Internet give 2 shits about what you like and don't like. Respectfully.
@@melaniescribbles Even without Autism, there *are* people who cannot handle their caffeine at all, so they either don't drink coffee or they drink decaf like you do. Personally, I don't like decaf. Only way I would consider drinking it is with a bunch of sugar.
1:23 does bro not know why we call them mommy milkers? is he fr??
"HUMANS DONT MAKE MILK! ONLY COWS DO!" -That guy, probably
Bro u didn’t know! Milk doesn’t come from boobsit comes from the carton duh🙄
This guy thinks women only exist as things to have sex with
I swear, hearing my body parts be desecrated like that, I'm kind of ashamed to be the same specie as them.
@@rosevalety3408 yea better be a monkey than smort monkey at that point
I never understood the people who get weird about what chocolate someone likes. If someone doesn't like your fave, that's great; you never have to share with them.
You! You get it. I love white chocolate, which a lot of people find too sweet, and that is exactly how I see it; oh hell yeah, I get all the white chocolate for myself!
@@justapanpirate same 😂
@@justapanpiratestop eating it I don't like it
What particularly gets me is the people who seem to treat preferring dark chocolate as some sort of an indicator of somebody's whole value as a person. I mean, I actually prefer dark chocolate over milk chocolate, but what type of flavors taste good to me doesn't somehow make me inherently _better_ than anyone else... That's just stupid.
(I actually like white chocolate too. And yes, _white chocolate is actually chocolate,_ despite what many chocolate snobs I've talked to like to always claim.)
@@foogod4237I wonder if they're the same people who brag about drinking black coffee
my favorite argument against the civil war "it started over states rights" is "States rights to do what?"
They were legit having a war over whether or not states had the right to own slaves, etc. Abolishing slavery didn't factor into the Civil War until 1863, around the time Lincoln gave his Gettysburg Address.
@@SerasVictoria.HU1 tell me what the south wrote in all of their secession documents will you
@@nyctomint
Before the Civil War started Lincoln pledged to keep slavery from spreading to new states, but also promised he wasn't going to try to abolish it in states that already had it. I haven't seen any evidence he was intending to break that promise. Regardless the slave holding states didn't believe him and decided to break away. Lincoln initially started the war just to keep the US together, but at a certain point abolishing slavery became a convenient political tool for him to use.
So yes it was all about keeping slavery from the South's end of things, but the North was more about keeping the nation together with ending slavery as a convenient side-quest. However since the South was the initiator of the conflict by breaking away it is true to call the war as being over slavery.
Basically you are both right because history is complicated.
@@corvididaecorax2991 three month old comment
@@nyctomint
People reply to my years old comments on TH-cam pretty frequently. There is no anti-necro social convention here as far as I can tell.
I love dark chocolate. I also love milk chocolate and white chocolate. It's chocolate. It's yummy. (Though I do wish the farmers were actually paid living goddamn wages.)
At least where i live being a farmer do pay well. But finding well-paying job in city...good luck.
Oh! Oh! Tony's Chocolonely chocolates! It's produced without slave labor, and you can actually check their production line. It's decent for American chocolate, and paying a bit more to eat shame free chocolate is worth it.
Fair trade and direct trade is what you should look for.
@@transsnackthat’s crazy. I’m actually eating a Tony’s bar as I read this. Incredible chocolate and love their cause
Yeah. I miss a lot of chocolates, but the companies refuse to say if they use slave labour or not which is a big red flag
I love "turbo dude", sounds likeable and rad
Wait until they hear about Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics in fics lmao
13:42 i hereby create the "poopoo fard male" class, come join me fellow poopoo fards
Together brother!
Poopoo fards of the world unite!
Man I wish I was a cool as you poopoo fards :/
Gabriel silly of course you can be as cool as poopoo fards. Just join us. We poopoo fards will welcome you with open arms
Yay!
"The reader of the aforementioned post will never be able to catch the sender using the words that a person may substitute for a noun or noun phrase."
Oh come on, now ES457 is just dragging that tweet out, “pronouns” isn’t a pronoun, unless ES457 were to count saying the word as using pronouns, but even then, the act of doing the thing HungryWarden just described wouldn’t be considered using pronouns, the act of doing the thing HungryWarden just described would just be using the word “pronouns”.
Fun fact about food preferences: what we like and dislike is, at least partially, determined by our genetics. The rest of determined by our upbringing and our experiences. A decent portion of the population of America has a sensitivity to tannins, a compound commonly found in teas, coffee, chocolate, and wine. People who like dark chocolate, black coffee, strong black tea, or red wine likely don't have that sensitivity. If you find those things overwhelmingly bitter or astringent, that's a good indication of a sensitivity. I don't have any issues with tannins, so red wine and dark chocolate are my favorites of the available variations, but I prefer my teas and coffee with milk and sugar because it's easier to chug it without irritating my stomach before I have to go do something. This is an example of my genetics vs my experiences, where tannins don't cause my an issue on a biological level, but it can cause an inconvenience to my day to day if I'm in a rush.
It's a similar story with the more spicy compounds too, where biology plays a role with your internal reward system and hijacks the pain into a dopamine rush for certain people.
No one else in my family has such a severe dislike of melons. They look so pretty but I just can't. What went wrong? 😭
Fascinating
it would be possible to have this sensitivity but still enjoy the bitterness, right?
This reminds me of when I read up on “super tasters” or whatever it was called. Basically, having more than the normal amount of tastebuds and therefore having issues with things like alcohol, spicy food and they mentioned specifically broccoli and cucumber. I’ve been going back and forth about if I am one or not because any kind of wine to me just tastes of the alcohol, which is why I hate it. Spicy food is just “hot”, I don’t catch the actual taste. I do, however, love both cucumber and broccoli.
01:28 Tell me you were bottle fed without telling me you were bottle fed.
the civil war did start over state rights...
12:21
to own slaves...
6:42 *doesn't believe 14mil impressions* me an intellectual: it says 19mil right there on the post
13:25. I swear if I were that woman I'd be throwing a party to celebrate not having to be with him anymore
11:30 "dark chocolate people" 💀💀💀
Non swim people
Lol that's crazy
@@KilaKaKa"basketball people
Watermelon people
Kfc people"
@@baygus5615💀💀💀💀
Second move chess people
7:29 I’m a victim of the Kia rebrand I found out a month ago that it still said Kia and not KN. 😂
I saw the new logo one time and recognized it as Kia immediately. Am I abnormal?
I Thought it was KN in the Nine Inch Nails style for the longest time.
2:08 you would be liable for going on someone's property without permission and defacing their property. And being visibly Buddhist is not being aggressively Buddhist anymore than wearing a cross on your neck would be aggressively christian. However, forcing your religious ideology on someone else's personal beliefs is aggressively christian.
If it’s in an unfenced yard, it would be unlikely. There are many reasons why you might be in someone’s yard such as if you’re delivering something , crossing through, or retrieving something you dropped. Yards are more gray areas for that reason. However, considering that going into the yard to put something on their property is a little bit different than going into someone’s yard because you dropped your ball or because you have to cross through it to the doorbell or something like that, I feel like it’s different. You don’t really get charged for trespassing unless you are told to leave and you don’t or you enter the actual house or into a fenced area. The cross can easily be removed so it’s unlikely you’d be charged for defacing either. We could’ve getting charged for something like this is about as much as the likelihood of getting charged for jaywalking in a city or charged for driving 1 mile over the speed limit. It almost never happens.
@@blackqweenmars I mean I'm assuming the Buddha is by the person's doorstep considering Buddhas are normally placed right outside the entrance or right by the wall of the building. So it's not going on the grass to retrieve your bowl, you're literally on someone's property and literally defacing someone's religious Idol with your own. There is no wiggle room for the intention. And yeah you can be on someone's property line unknowingly but a lot of cases that doesn't matter, and in this particular case there comes a point where there is no way for any individual to not know that they are on someone's property
@@AmazingAutist I mean I guess you’re right but still it’s unlikely that anyone will be going to court or trying to get legal action. It’s probably just going to be like hey man, can you not put stuff on my property, and removing the cross at most. Going to court for something like this would be the equivalent of going to court because someone at school ate your candy bar without asking
2:01 the fact that they said liable means they KNOW they aren't meant to do that due to possible vandalism
13:58
Imagine not being a Full-release man
Yeah, these guys can't even say alpha because that's basically a dad, they would Never imagine having responsibilities like that
@@minestar2247 The ironic thing is they 100% got the whole idea from the social structure of wolves. Why is this ironic? Because what we know as "alphas" and "omegas" was really just wolves acting as a strong familial unit: i.e. parents parenting their children. There is no "alpha", there is no "omega". Anyone who asserts themself as an "Alpha Male" is not an Alpha Male because those don't exist: literally made up to sound cool and stroke egos, all told. X3
@@bluestreaker9242 family sure is strong huh
@@minestar2247 Too right, it is. ;)
I'm more of an early-access man
if you like soda more than water, you actually like fizz more than the "liquid" state of matter
If you like sentences more than words, you actually like punctuation more than strings of words.
if you like pop more than classical, you actually like words more than music.
If you like milk chocolate more than dark chocolate, you like the taste of sugar more than chocolate
People really hate basic fundamental language.
HungryWarden agrees with the above statement.
yah, like using plural to refer to a singular because feefees 🤭
@@saphi20 singular they has been in use since the 14th century, cope harder
@@saphi20You do use a plural to refer to a singular person constantly... Ever wondered why it's "you are" ?
@@saphi20 has anyone dropped their wallet? can the owner of the white toyota please come and move their car so that it is not blocking the driveway?
10:25
Thanks, no, I don't want to be settled in modernized gulag, that's sound so suspiciously its impossible to describe.
"I will NEVER use pronouns!"
You probably called someone a he or she a day ago
Edit: Pls stop fighting
the only 2 types there are though
Think they mean the obscure pronouns
@@skootergirl22 oh no, they mean even the basics of she he they, but only ignoring trans and nb people's preferred pronouns because they are a massive prick.
@@skootergirl22 no, they probably mean even the basic he she they, but only ignoring the preferred pronouns of LGBTQ+ people because they are an a hole.
@@skootergirl22no they probably mean even the basic of he she they, but only disrespecting "certain people's" pronouns because they are a jerk.
I absolutely LOVE dark chocolate and don't give a flying f*ck what you like.
Same. I judge white "chocolate" as a product, but I don't judge the people eating it.
Enjoy thy delicacies, but hold them not over the heads of others
Yeah I've seen more people trash on dark chocolate than the other way around 😭😭
Related to the dark chocolate part 11:15
I love dark chocolate, I’m not much of a sweet tooth so it’s perfect for me but I’d never shame someone for not liking it, people have preferences after all 😌
8:29 I'm glad you SURVIVED that 0_0
2:19 knowing how(some) Buddhists are, they would see it as a blessing, so go ahead and offer a cross up for Siddhartha Gautama, he will be pleased
"Being American requires conformity"
- freest country in the world
11:48 noted, 1000 shoulder shrugs added to morning routine.
Ah yes, r/facepalm, my favourite.
That girl didn’t dodge a bullet, she dodged a fucking IBM.
Me when I dodge the International Business Machines Corporation
We are waterproof actually, even before 18. It's the cold that gets ya.
14:11 above sigma is full release male, those of us who function without the need for those 'titles'
Wait I'm like this huh hmm ok
@@shaunnd5922 I know the irony of the statement, hence why I set it up the way I did
@@draconicshade8484 ok
“Since bible times”
“Almost 3000 years”
Only off by almost 1000 years
1:15 Newborns drink milk for 8 months.
Underrated comment
12:41 They even misspelt "CO2" (it says "C02" with a zero...)
7:55 oh lord this is another area where the education about sex and genetics is lacking in high school. The reason you can know who the mother is 100% is because of mitochondrial dna is passed only through the mother. Men’s mitochondrial dna is the tail of the sperm propelling it forward and is used up so it isn’t passed on. Essentially linage is accurately traced through the female line. There is an awesome book called “The Seven Daughters of Eve” by Bryan Sykes. No it isn’t a religion based book it at all. It explains genetics and tracing lineage. The title will make more sense once you read it. I promise it is all science.
I didn’t write this because I think Robin agrees with that dumb meme I just thought sharing the knowledge and the 1st book that taught me about it. It is an accessible text even if you have only a basic understanding of DNA.
The World Wide Web was developed in America, cern, and France at once. We developed the internet. CERN added to it and the French are who made it into what you see today. It was a global effort.
ETA: this is just a glib description. No one wants to read jargon
13:04 To quote from the song _Alien Shore_ by Rush, sex is not a competition, and it's also not a job description.
competitive sex drops october 2026
0:05 - People don't know what pronouns are. I really don't think they know: many people think pronouns are just about gender
12:34 Pfffffft. Comment sent me to the moon cackling.
7:08 you wanna know where wifi was first invented?
Not America, Australia invented wifi
That 8th grade kid -- I had a teacher like that in eight grade. The amount of misinformation and stuff he's said is horrendous. Like he's stated his political views, indoctrinated the kids, said things that would make the school waaaay less safe, and didn't even teach us much. Be careful by what your teachers tell you, kids. Its important to do your research
She could’ve just said:
“Never shall pronouns be used on the self of Lavern Spicer.
11:32 “-Dark Chocolate People are super disrespectful-“ out of context is crazy.
Apparently, the KIA logo might be occasionally read by some Russian speakers (at least me and my family walking past the streets) as a word "КАЛ" (suppose К merged with А by a bottom line and Л is the last part in a standard way to write this letter), meaning "feces" in Russian, so yeah that's a good one 🤓
0:12 Never assume they know...
The current state of the American Education System means that they may not know because either they didn't pass English or their English Teacher was a horrible educator and no they don't actually know because they don't truly know what a Pronouns actually is...
One of the many reasons why I will visit the USA, but I will NEVER live there...
She means using pronouns the woke way, like if she sees a guy that wants her to refer to him as they/them, she won't. Not so hard to understand.
@@saphi20 ah, I understand! so he won't mind if I use whatever I feel comfy with using when addressing him, yeah? since I have no obligation to conform to his woke nonsense about being a woman or anything like that
1:50 - They even say it belongs to the other person... so they know it's not theirs...
Bro, the sheer GALL of someone to tell you to log out of YOUR account so that they can play with friends is baffling. Almost as baffling as the pronouns one, which we all know she would be livid if you called her "he/him". Ah, ah, you said you'd never use pronouns, now I'm going to misgender you for life so you can get some small taste of what others do.
Yknow, the alpha male business (which is said to be the male counterpart to astrology) is all about being better than males while astrology is about your traits being explained by the stars, while being equal
2:01
yes, littering is a crime, you can't just throw your trash on other people's property.
As someone who lived in South Carolina, whose Dad works at the AP, I’ve met her a couple times as a kid. And yeah she was definitely southern Christian woman through and through. She definitely would think that I was woke and brainwashed by the liberals nowadays, which sucks because I remember being excited to take pictures with her after going to Chuck E. Cheese in the summer cause I thought she was super important.
Loving this new video style 🎉 Never stop being amazing, Emkay team!
As a true chocolate lover, I love dark chocolate, milk chocolate, and yes, white chocolate. The thing about dark chocolate though is, the higher the cocoa content, the purer the chocolate is. But there are plenty of "dark chocolates" that don't even reach 50% cocoa. And many milk chocolate barely pass beyond 30% cocoa. Then there's white chocolate which, technically isn't real chocolate, but still made from cocoa butter. This is what dark chocolate snobs are on about.
I am one of those people who can and literally have enjoy a plain 100% cocoa chocolate bar but also someone who loves a Hersey's milk chocolate and loves a Hersey's Cookies and Cream.
But if you want to try a milk chocolate that actually has a high cocoa content, try a bar called "Endangerered Species Chocolate". Their milk chocolate has 48% cocoa which is higher than Hersey's Dark Chocolate. And OMG! The chocolate is smooth and creamy and melts evenly in your mouth, isn't overly sweet, but by no means bitter.
0:35 - I mean, I ee where they're coming from. While it's nice to stay with people who are sick, you also have to lookk out for yourself & make sure you're okay.
3:13 dude, i just had a week-long assignment on this
Not sure why so many people seem confused about the boob thing, like... have you never seen a non-human mammal before? My dog definitely doesn't have boobs but I'm pretty fucking sure she could lactate just fine given the opportunity.
Dogs have boobs...
@@otozinclus3593 Your definition of boob is apparently quite different from mine. I dunno, maybe I'm the weird one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
6:01 plot twist: they were drinking water
Funny dilemma for me when it comes to chocolate. I like dark chocolate when it's transformed into something or is an addition to something else. Like brownies or the chips from chocolate chip cookies or cake... but as just chocolate I like milk chocolate better.
I LOVE YOUR videos 🙂
My foster parents did the same. Would be reprimanded for needing the restroom at night (I was only 4) the beatings I got were awful. Worst was when I turned 5 they put me on a top bunk without rails and I fell off, then they proceeded to spank me for being too loud when crying. I am glad I was taken out of fostercare a year later. Hope my foster siblings are doing ok
7:39 new Russian car brand!
XD
I thought the thumbnail was " you! Me! Gasstation! What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course!"
As an American, I can say the metric system is better.
1:24 Dude, i would like it if they gave milk to their child who’s natural instinct is getting milk! Like, that totally doesn’t happen in real life yet.
With the Kia logo, same. I was looking for a new car and thought that this was some new chinese car brand. I just didn't know
2:45. I have an aunt and an uncle who both make 7 figures. My half the family, who 'technically' arent related to them...and when we were homeless, living in a strangers basement, they refused to even give us 100 dollars because they 'didnt want us to abuse their money'....their kids also told my baby sisters that my sisters arent their family. So,
As a dark chocolate enjoyer I can confirm that I feel superior to everyone who doesn't eat dark chocolate.
8:26 i was in a foster house a few months ago, i was lucky and got a great set of parents that i would be fine with if i was staying with for years, thank you for the support Chris and Sara, and sorry for you who had a horrible parent.
DoobusGoobus: "STATE'S RIGHTS TO DO WHAT?"
To quote Doobus Goobus
"State's Rights to do what"
“Tell me what you think a pronoun is?”
“Ask satan”
HungryWarden doesn’t understand the comment HungryWarden is replying to.
@@HungryWarden Matthewhalo17 doesn’t understand how people can be so antilgbt that people forget pronouns are basic grammar
@@matthewhalo1799 HungryWarden doesn’t understand either, HungryWarden just wants to avoid using pronouns altogether to avoid upsetting humans.
@@HungryWarden Matthewhalo17 hates that Matthewhalo17 and HungryWarden have to refer to Matthewhalo17 and HungryWarden Exclusively in 3rd person Like Matthewhalo17 and HungryWarden are verbose narrators.
@@matthewhalo1799 HungryWarden understands, but HungryWarden persists.
That Spicer person also once said there are no pronouns in the Constitution. You know, that document that starts with the word "We" (We the people of the United States of America).
0:04 "don't attribute to malice what can be attributed to stupidity" you're giving them too much credit.
That Ancestry DNA one though... I did Ancestry DNA and they periodically update the information based on new finds in migration patterns.
Black coffee, dark chocolate, etc, when did we decide that bitterness is all sophisticated and grown up? Yeah I like bitter flavors but that doesn't make me a big boy.
"You will never catch me using pronouns" ❎️
"will never catch using pronouns" ✅️
5:15 it’s actually the real person she was in the “my 600 lbs life” (I think that’s the name)
13:32 if he wants to make excuses like that, he should consider himself lucky for not being hogtied, having extractions from his Bobby Doler.
3:56 how in the world is the interest around 9%. Mine was 2.4%, and it was manageable. With the amount of restrictions and pressure for student loans, 9% should be illegal.
IT wasnt 9 % IT was about 5 % for both
And that is in Austria a simple loan From a bank
1:46 the guy says "they fucked me" in Turkish lmaoo