Whitney's Protection Program (feat. Noodle & Punk Duck) | Please Stop Talking
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You know that it'll be a good episode when the hosts don't get introduced until 4 minutes in after Ed says something socially unacceptable
That's the Ed special baby
Just hit em with the welcome to the podcast
Noodle saying he had a drone strike at the ready implies he is currently on a 5+ persons kill streak
Remember when we said coke makes you aggro?
@@PleaseStopTalkingPodcast remember all those drone strikes Obama did? Think again liberal
Noodle is the kind of guy that would have the acid-dissolved remnants of five people in his bathtub
@@sillylittleowlguy2392 I think any of them are capable of murder, but noodle is the only one I’m confident can successfully get away with it
@@Professional-GamerNo that honor would go to Dimitri
Can't believe I can't drone strike anymore. Literally 1984
Ed doesn't get off on feet, he gets off on telling you he gets off on feet.
Brendaniel, more like Brendadiel, cause these boys should not be left unsupervised.
This podcast would be the primary source of evidence in a trial against Ed. David leaves all this in so he can finally take revenge on Ed for starting Julian’s terrible coke habit.
This podcast made me push my grandma down the stairs
Good
Surprised it took till the podcast
Just lost my entire extended family to a 6th killstreak drone strike in turkey, but it doesn't matter because i can distract myself with my favorite stress and tragedy free podcast. Giving out a huge thank you to all hosts for helping me in these horrible times.
It's episodes like these that really make me actively question "is noddle really a cocaine addict????"
For real! They had me going, too!
Noddle just LOVES cocaine.
Oh yeah, Jolly Noddle absolutely is. But I'm not so sure about Julian Noodle, 'cause I'm picking up hints of kayfabe, like if he was rubbing shoulders with Civvie and Nick Nocturne.
I'm surprised more episodes don't turn into true crimes halfway through like this one.
The only thing that shock conversion collar would do for David is make him into petplay.
I feel like that would probably be a plus for Billy. Though he'd probably have to set up ground-rules where you're not allowed to say "good boy" in recordings, 'cause it'd probably mess him up worse than him getting shocked Civvie-style.
*_"ACTIONABLE RIZZ DETECTED."_* -AX3
Julian one thousand percent said "pedophiles" at 1:00:51
Not even 10 minutes in and there’s mentions of drone strikes, the N-word, and snuff films. This is going to be a good episode!
This whole show is one giant fucking quote factory and I love it
I loved it when PunkDuck said *_"dnb amen break"_*
"That was really gay"
"Uh... yeah dude Matt came out a week ago"
"Ah shit... good for Matt!"
The kids are alright lol proud of them for accepting Matt
If Ed was an enemy in the Fear & Hunger series, he'd probably be the Vile. He'd lift up his duck mask after the Contestants claim they can't hear what he's saying, get half-way through saying something "HOLY SHIT did Granddad just say that?!" levels of fucked, and then get poisoned by the pesticide canister he's carrying.
That's a thing you can do in the second game, Termina, and you should. 'cause while Termina is a bit easier than Fear & Hunger 1 starting out, it's still pretty hard on the normal difficulty. Usually it pays to fight smarter, not harder, especially since the games have you targeting individual body-parts a'la Fallout. And yes, you can in fact carve up someone's sausage in those games, and often times doing so can be a life-saver.
This has been yet another attempt to get Mandalore to play these games, because I'm super-certain that they would resonate with him on so many levels.
Can we have a compilation of all of the "Julian does coke" moments on the highlights channel? Pretty please?
breakbeats are the best alternative to bleeping all the slurs in this podcast
Im so glad they kept it
I was hoping for some David wedding stories. Maybe the first episode of season 8.
My wedding is actually in a year! The one I did a few weeks back was with close family cause we had to get married earlier for immigration reasons.
@@PleaseStopTalkingPodcast AHH okay, got it, got it. Congratulations! I'm looking forward to another Vveezer tier episode around that.
@@elvastanthe next air Bnb they'll go to will have the Jumanji drums playing as they enter and all the weird stuff in it will actively try and kill them
@@notanaveragedoktah8390 I'm not so sure about that.
After all, I'm pretty sure that Mandy's gonna bring a ton of turquoise trinkets and evil eyes to ward off cursed spirits. But no amount of turquoise can exorcize the memory of the sriracha vodka. It will always be in his soul.
Oh geeze. As a bus driver who drives high school, middle school, and elementary students to and from school, I winced when Corbyn said "middle schoolers" hoh boy.
25:04 Fuck, this kid was almost responsible for a murder. I choked so hard because of this exchange
“I respect you, I didn’t buy hogwarts legacy” will be my new way to confront all my trans friends.
Make sure to specify you pirated it, that's the kicker!
@@janinecat1865 pirating it still says you endorse the game itself tbf
@@janinecat1865 the person who cracked it is also extremely transphobic
@@Pixel-oo7vw I'll make sure not to pay them then.
@@Pixel-oo7vw Very based.
The transition from drug jokes to an actual drug-related story was wild. Reminds me of when my dad used to tell me about all his encounters with drug dealers in the inner city, though with less embellishments and more actually doing drugs.
can't wait for feet finder to sponsor pst
My brain does this thing where if I'm playing a game while listening to this podcast SPECIFICALLY, the two are irrevocably linked.
So now all I can think about when playing lego harry potter (Years 1-4) is fucking foot finder, at least it's not jimmy.
PST is always there for me whenever I have a bad day. I'm glad these funny boys are still doing their thing after all these years
i get floored whenever i realize how long ago ep. 0 was posted. been listening since then and man, time fckn flies
@@emoster I was just finishing 9th grade when episode 0 came out and now I'm halfway through my university degree
Took me the whole episode to realize Corbin was even in the episode.
Begging David to replace a swear with the Abelton Gloria Sample
I think the one thing we can all take away from this is that all the people on this show want us to send them as many feet pics as possible.
Oh my god i cant believe punkduck just outed himself as a f
Foot lover. Im so proud of him. We feet lovers ride together we die together we got your back🤘🤘
Finally some good vibes in the TH-cam comments that's what I'm talking about!!
i was woefully unprepared for the censor sound effect
Anybody got a link to that "femboy" clip they brought up in the beginning?
What a solid opening.
Ed, please never change, I love you sm
I really wish I could find that tiktok mentioned at the start
The next generation of internet poisoned youths is gonna go crazy. Like Mad Max with rizz
I'm a simple man, I see Noodle doing the talky talk on a talkcast, I listen asap.
Ed really is eomething.
It's always fun to see how this podcast goes, especially when what should be a lost episode becomes a main episode. This was a trip from start to finish.
Ed might have ADHD because of his odd reaction to coke. ADHD medication is stimulants and make people calm down for some reason.
Tons of risk seeking behavior, too
When noodle was answering that question about what a group of pst hosts should be called I thought he just hit a button on a soundboard for that sound effect as his answer
Why is Corbin a literal sitcom character!?!
2:00 omg ultrakill reference
Does anyone have the omegle video they talked about in the intro?
What a guy
Makes you cry
@@PleaseStopTalkingPodcast eats a pie
@@PleaseStopTalkingPodcast And I did
"What's your favourite fruit?" "Uhhh you" 💀
lizard squad is the rap noodle was talking about
Please, please, please keep censoring people with the drum bits, the first 4 minutes had me in tears; it's such powerful shitpost energy
I woke up and this was the first thing I saw. It's a good day.
Man i cant wait to buy one of those hoodies, pmake a vid bout it so i can buy one before they sell out!
I missed you guys so much.
Yknow, the kid just being like "oh he came out the closet like 2 weeks ago" "oh, good for him" is kinda fucking beautiful.
I'm only 20 and yet even if any I know had done that shit when they were that sort of age they'd be bullied to fuck, its beautiful to see that kids have actually got better. Even if I was sandwiched between The Midnight Griddy (TM) and Whitney's Protection Program
This is nearly as bad as the episode that was entirely medical horror stories
As a recovering addict you can in fact snort heroin so long as it isn't black tar the problem was in Pulp Fiction she snorted TO MUCH
you dont think the issue was that she was doing heroin?
I don’t think their confusion was regarding whether or not she had snorted too much heroin, but rather how much is too much heroin to snort.
You can 100% be immune to coke, I am. Trust me my brother used to be a coke head.
ima need that omegle clip
I fucking love the drum break censors
The Ad Begins At 15:12, And Ends At 16:20.
I genuienly hope Julian goes to the rehab
ah yes, whitney's protection program. One of the last gifts the talented late whitney houston gave the american people.
I prefer to call toes grippers
respectable
This episode sucks, thank you for the entertainment 🙏
That Ed shit is actually true allyship
NOOO, DAVID!
You stopped yourself from actually saying something that would have trumped all of Ed's Tongue-f*ckery lapsus phrases.
YOU ALMOST SAID "My brain is having a heart attack" and just mumble-fade out....
Dude !!
Some pleeeease link me to that first omegle thing that sounds hilarious
ed "coke friend" duck
23:00 what if she IS whitney??
This would be better with with subway surfer in the corner
It'd be really funny if Obama was legit really into drones
crime boss rockay city in 4 days YIPPIE
how arnet you in prisone
this felt morally wrong to listen to
is there any place we can watch this uncensored because there are a lot of things that were censored and im not talking about the racist words
this is the worst thumbnail yet. proud of you
How does one apply to be in the Whitey Protection Program?
Resident evil 4 remake 10/10
@@audiosurfarchive they fixed the need for any gun balancing by turning the game into Sekiro
@Uh Oh over the last 14 years ive put probably over 300 hours into resident evil 4. I think the changes are perfect and if you dislike anything you can always go back and play the UltraHD Mod PC version
Did this get taken off spotify for anyone else?
If you have ADHD, coke is like suped up adderall so that's why it doesn't really do anything. Adderall has the opposite effect for people who have ADHD than people who don't
Why is there a diglett on a sofa pretending to be hit influencer noodle on the podcast? And why did he replace the void?
Hogtrans legacy if you get what i mean
Wait twitter did what?
Can someone drop the hogwarts legacy omegle clip in my replies I can't find it anywhere.
this is unsaleable david
:)
what an awful episode
Someone needs to tell Ed to stop doing that cranking sound with the roof of his mouth holy shit
Why the fuck did I look up salo 🥲