Isn't it ironic how Jack *HATED* the harlequin hat, but due to John's prototyping connecting to the ring his *HEAD* in this transformation IS A HARLEQUIN HAT?
I hate a moral coward, one who lacks a manly spark, I just detest a man who slacks on homework off the mark, I always spend my evening where there's study, work and song! And like a man, I always bring my study notes alongggggg!
The song that introduced me to Homestuck...... At the time I thought Jack was a random citizen who became super powerful, killed his Home planet, and traveled to the Trolls' planet to commit another planetary genocide. I also thought he was some kind of alien cat.
This is the homestuck I knew and loved. I mean, the feel of this is irreplaceable, no matter how incredible ACT 7 was with Overture. It still felt like Andrew Hussie, with Noir becoming the primary villain because he didn't like his shirt. As cool as Collide and ACT 7 were, I kinda miss this.
@@elnahobino but The retcon was very late in and after that there was only one death bein Dirk in collide?? All deaths were impactful for 7,000 whole pages
*Then all of a sudden A white cueball headed vessel for a Demon, A Alien ruler who turns out to be Betty Crocker, and A 8AT SHIT insane Troll from a Different Universe*.
(*Spoilers for basically the whole comic ahead*) You guys need a villain, so here, take this guy. He's the big threat! Wings, tentacles, scars and all! How are the heroes ever going to beat him?!? Blah, you think that guy was a threat? Nope! He got upgraded, now he has extremely powerful (dog) powers, so you're basically dead. Oh, here's the guy that's been hinted at since the first intermission. He is the ULTIMATE VILLAIN! The TIME TRAVELLING (and probably space travelling too), INDESTRUCTIBLE (except for his two weaknesses), MAN IN THE CAIRO OVERCOAT! You're basically dead once again! Now, we have the Condescention. Controlling Derse, check, psychic powers, check, Lord English powers, check, once ruled Alternia, check, kills off Humanity and floods the Earth, check, giant trident, check, large amount of hair, check. Real big threat. Oh now there's this guy, it's like the fourth Jack Noir we've met so far, and he just broke out of prison with MORE Lord English powers. And he has the Crowbar. And he's covered in blood. And he has a makeshift peg leg which is made out of a spike. But forget all them, they get killed. Back to Lord English. Finally, the true villain. EPIC BATTLE TIME! Actually, forget that guy, all I want is a happy ending. R.I.P. Jackspers Noirlecrow, and his spot as the main villain.
Oh wait! There is another One who was the host body of The Man in the Cairo Overcoat! It is! Mr. Vanilla Milkshake! Oh wait! He is the smartest Villain in The Universe! He rarely even Settles scores! He really most Of the time just nudges it in the correct direction! He also is The Secondary Leader of The Timeidiots! Except that he is really smart! OH WAIT, HE ALSO RAISED THE MAID TO BE THE CAIRO OVERCOAT'S MINION! WAIT WHAT! THE MAID IS NAMED DAMARA?! ISNT THAT THE DANCESTOR'S NAME. Aw forget it I quit *Shoots self*
You forgot Vriska, Gamzee and Spades Slick / the Midnight Crew. The Felt are also technically a problem, and the Horrorterrors seem a little sketchy too
+twinArmageddons SOLLUX, WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT COMMUNICATING WITH THE HUMANS? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THAT FUCKING STUPID, THAT YOU EVEN FORSAKE YOUR OWN CODE NEVER TO SPEAK TO THEM? GOD, I SWEAR I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE THAT KNOWS HOW TO DO ANYTHING. -NOT KARKAT.
This would be an EPIC Strife theme. Like just the beginning is a staredown confrontation sorta thing and then they leap into the actual fight at 0:35 with the "STRIFE" header appearing, and they start aggrieve as usual- But it would be sooooo badass if it was interactive. God how I want this. I have been thinking about it too long.
@Jack Kerger I may have made a mario maker 2 level with Time On My Side and used the bits of Black it contains to play for a boss rush arena (inspired by the flash [S] Dave: accelerate). The ID for this level is B3T-C4N-Y4G :)
Have you hated a hat so god damn much, that you killed every single person in the universe, and went to a completely different one, and fucking slaughtered everyone there?
You did a great job with this extension! I've seen "extended" versions that were really just looped, with obvious breaks in the audio. This, by contrast, was seamless. Well done!
I cant tell if you people are being sarcastic. Like, why would you be looking through the comments of a homestuck video from something several years old and expect no mention of homestuck? :?
+Claude Wicked It is called courtesy. Some people may be currently reading homestuck. They may have yet to reach this point in the story, but have thoroughly explored the music. Hence, spoiler alerts.
Well, I'm getting CLOSE... I made it to act 4, and it only took me a week and a half... And that was yesterday... Ugh, this awesome comic is too dang long (and awesome)
I literally play this song loud to disrupt my housemate from fucking her boyfriend, she can't stand this song (( Crazy right? )) and it drives her insane for some reason. Good times are had. She however is obviously doing it wrong.
The Pain I don't believe my profile picture has ever been the direct cause of cancer in a person, and if it has, please have the person contact me as I do not wish to be branded as the source of all cancer in this world.
The Pain Excuse me, but I drew it myself. It's my property and my creation, not something I took from online. It may look weird when it's in the little profile circle, but it's still mine.
Booksy McBooks It sounds like a woman and if what Killer Cake is saying is true then it fits in with the 'Make HER a member of the Midnight Crew' thing at the beginning.
Terezi Pyrope Well, at the beginning it's literally said "Make her a member of the Midnight Crew" At first I couldn't understand myself but after listening to this thing for like 10 times today I finally understand BECAUSE YES
Man, Jack is my favourite villain. Esp bec noir. I was way more intereested in bec noir as a force of nautre destructive villain than lord english, who barely got any screentime (calliborne doesn't count.) *spoilers* I was kind of disappointed once PM got her ring of power and jack just fell apart. He had basically no story significance at all after that, He just spent all his time running away and then was defeated like a complete bitch. I was really looking forward to a fight with the main characters, like the other jacks or condesce got.
+silversleek Well you should have at least gotten some other people to post comments so that I could post without it being this annoying double post thing.
song that'll play if I ever fight something dangerous and evil irl. why? cause it screams you fucking screwed up! (especially after reading homestuck xD)
![[Pre-Scratch] Homestuck - Descend Extended](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YMbs4DxoxDg/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Pre-Scratch] Homestuck - Descend Extended](/img/tr.png)
![[Pre-Scratch] Homestuck - Umbral Ultimatum Extended](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YbVfNrmjsqE/mqdefault.jpg)
![Homestuck - Black Electro Swing Remix | MBVincent [BETTER MIXED VERSION]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/okTNlwSViX8/mqdefault.jpg)
![[LIVE] : ONE ลุมพินี 85 | คู่เอก "ยอดเหล็กเพชร vs ผึ้งหลวง"](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Qq_19bnnxEo/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Pre-Scratch] Homestuck - Time On My Side Extended](/img/n.gif)
Isn't it ironic how Jack *HATED* the harlequin hat, but due to John's prototyping connecting to the ring his *HEAD* in this transformation IS A HARLEQUIN HAT?
Lmao
The difference is this one's black
Ryuuzaki It looks more like a crown.
Aaron LeBlanc He wanted a cooler harlequin hat xd.
probably what made jack murder everything in his sight.
*aggressively does homework*
I'M A MEMBER OF THE MIDNIGHT CREW
I hate a moral coward, one who lacks a manly spark,
I just detest a man who slacks on homework off the mark,
I always spend my evening where there's study, work and song!
And like a man, I always bring my study notes alongggggg!
luminantAegis Your extended songs have literally become my homework music. Best for this are at the price of oblivion and unite synchronization.
If I listened to this song while doing homework, I'll assure you, I'll rip and tear apart my papers pretending I'm Jack Noir.
boa c No, i mean by pretending I'm killing someone. Cuz he does a lot of that, obviously.
Anime Moe Good. Now do it at 1.5 speed.
so dancy and jazzy at the same time and then it gets all retro gamey-ish while still maintaining the jazz
The song that introduced me to Homestuck......
At the time I thought Jack was a random citizen who became super powerful, killed his Home planet, and traveled to the Trolls' planet to commit another planetary genocide. I also thought he was some kind of alien cat.
you werent THAT far off
well jack is kinda right,those fucking clown hats tottaly could drive people insane.
Where’s the lie?
This is the homestuck I knew and loved. I mean, the feel of this is irreplaceable, no matter how incredible ACT 7 was with Overture. It still felt like Andrew Hussie, with Noir becoming the primary villain because he didn't like his shirt.
As cool as Collide and ACT 7 were, I kinda miss this.
And we still have no idea what happened to Jack other than that MS Paint patched him up :(
Actually, he´s living with MS Paint in the Felt Manssion.
[SPOILER ALERT]
Good times when a character died and we were all like
"OH SHIT"
instead of
"Oh no, X character died.... JOHN, RETCON, NOW!!"
@@elnahobino but
The retcon was very late in and after that there was only one death bein Dirk in collide?? All deaths were impactful for 7,000 whole pages
I miss when homestuck WAS homestuck.
We all remember the day
when the bishop became king
and chaos ruled the kingdom
*Then all of a sudden A white cueball headed vessel for a Demon, A Alien ruler who turns out to be Betty Crocker, and A 8AT SHIT insane Troll from a Different Universe*.
+Iconoclasm_ It's snowing on mount fuji
+CodeGibus lol
+CodeGibus Amazing.
And spoilers for EOA6
*THE KING IS DETHRONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Homestuck normally: -----------
Homestuck if the kids told jack that the ring gave him a harlequin hat: ---
(*Spoilers for basically the whole comic ahead*)
You guys need a villain, so here, take this guy. He's the big threat! Wings, tentacles, scars and all! How are the heroes ever going to beat him?!?
Blah, you think that guy was a threat? Nope! He got upgraded, now he has extremely powerful (dog) powers, so you're basically dead.
Oh, here's the guy that's been hinted at since the first intermission. He is the ULTIMATE VILLAIN! The TIME TRAVELLING (and probably space travelling too), INDESTRUCTIBLE (except for his two weaknesses), MAN IN THE CAIRO OVERCOAT! You're basically dead once again!
Now, we have the Condescention. Controlling Derse, check, psychic powers, check, Lord English powers, check, once ruled Alternia, check, kills off Humanity and floods the Earth, check, giant trident, check, large amount of hair, check. Real big threat.
Oh now there's this guy, it's like the fourth Jack Noir we've met so far, and he just broke out of prison with MORE Lord English powers. And he has the Crowbar. And he's covered in blood. And he has a makeshift peg leg which is made out of a spike.
But forget all them, they get killed. Back to Lord English. Finally, the true villain. EPIC BATTLE TIME!
Actually, forget that guy, all I want is a happy ending.
R.I.P. Jackspers Noirlecrow, and his spot as the main villain.
+N Horvath Rest is spaghetti never forgetty jack's another arm. ;_;
Oh Yeah, and here's Gamzee. And some other Trolls that fuck shit up and immediately die afterwards.
Oh wait! There is another One who was the host body of The Man in the Cairo Overcoat! It is! Mr. Vanilla Milkshake! Oh wait! He is the smartest Villain in The Universe! He rarely even Settles scores! He really most Of the time just nudges it in the correct direction! He also is The Secondary Leader of The Timeidiots! Except that he is really smart! OH WAIT, HE ALSO RAISED THE MAID TO BE THE CAIRO OVERCOAT'S MINION! WAIT WHAT! THE MAID IS NAMED DAMARA?! ISNT THAT THE DANCESTOR'S NAME. Aw forget it I quit *Shoots self*
Rest in Piece Crippled impaled crow jester swordsman Jack ); (And we still have no idea what happens to him after MS Paint patches him up!)
You forgot Vriska, Gamzee and Spades Slick / the Midnight Crew. The Felt are also technically a problem, and the Horrorterrors seem a little sketchy too
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Make her a member
Of the Midnight Crew
StevetheVegetable that is not okay
How so?
i would also like to know why this is not 0K
are you implying that that all eridians are equius'?
AppaBalloonPro yes
jack noir isn't invited to my birthday party
Good
It'll leave him more time to come to mine!
+twinArmageddons SOLLUX, WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT COMMUNICATING WITH THE HUMANS? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THAT FUCKING STUPID, THAT YOU EVEN FORSAKE YOUR OWN CODE NEVER TO SPEAK TO THEM? GOD, I SWEAR I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE THAT KNOWS HOW TO DO ANYTHING.
-NOT KARKAT.
I disagree.
+Ze Flaffy Pamcaek But he killed at parties D:D
No more happy homestuck times. Enter Jack Noir.
+ilovemywife Sannhetsverd ...the hell are you talking about?
***** That has nothing to do with my comment. I just said jack noir completely ruined happy homestuck.
+Calico Kingsman Well, confusing plot shit is kinda what makes Homestuck, Homestuck!
True
+Batopia Carpenter instead of [S] Jack: Ascend, it should've been [S] Enter Noir.
i didnt know music till i found homestuck
i didnt knew music till i found JOJO
*sings chase while running backwards to oblivion*
relatable
You expect me to believe that you didn't know what music was until you found Homestuck? This is why schools exist, silly.
EpicDaMan he was joking xD
as was I
Suddenly, I loved this song, despite I haven't read Homestuck yet.
Make • Him • A • Member • Of • The • Homestuck • Crew
UPDATE: Currently reading Homestuck.
+Averoid The Gamer SAME!!! BTW, NICE PAPYRUS PIC!
+Averoid The Gamer NYEH HEH HEH!!!
+Averoid The Gamer THANK YOU!
This would be an EPIC Strife theme. Like just the beginning is a staredown confrontation sorta thing and then they leap into the actual fight at 0:35 with the "STRIFE" header appearing, and they start aggrieve as usual- But it would be sooooo badass if it was interactive. God how I want this. I have been thinking about it too long.
@Jack Kerger I may have made a mario maker 2 level with Time On My Side and used the bits of Black it contains to play for a boss rush arena (inspired by the flash [S] Dave: accelerate). The ID for this level is B3T-C4N-Y4G :)
Have you hated a hat so god damn much, that you killed every single person in the universe, and went to a completely different one, and fucking slaughtered everyone there?
God, Toby is just too good. This is by far my favorite of his work.
Probably yes
Graveyard stuffers.
I like my music like I like my coffee:
*Black*
Veralos blapck
69 likes . NoIcE . I like my coffee like I like the ice age baby as in I absolutely DESPISE it and think it should *DIE*
*B L A P K*
*shoves people out the way*
*sprints*
*angrily slams doors open*
im a mEMBER OF THE MIDNIGHT CREWWW
You did a great job with this extension! I've seen "extended" versions that were really just looped, with obvious breaks in the audio. This, by contrast, was seamless. Well done!
You know what they say...
M A D A S A H A T T E R .
EYYYYYY
Man, I loved jack before he became bec.
Claude Wicked Keep your spoilers to yourself, JEEZUS FUCKING CHRIST DUDE
I cant tell if you people are being sarcastic. Like, why would you be looking through the comments of a homestuck video from something several years old and expect no mention of homestuck? :?
+Claude Wicked It is called courtesy. Some people may be currently reading homestuck. They may have yet to reach this point in the story, but have thoroughly explored the music. Hence, spoiler alerts.
Maybe dont read the comments of something, then?
Common sense is more reliable than someone elses common courtesy.
Have u finished yet?
Probably one of my favorite homestuck themes, and i dont even know what homestuck is.
its a webcomic made in like 2007 and it ended last year oof
I would definitely recommend reading it, I’m currently on page 5,000 something. No regrets.
Just stay away from the fandom. Lol
GoldAnimations damn I made this comment 2 years ago lol still haven’t read homestuck. I don’t really plan to but maybe I will.
math assignment just became 100% better.
thank you.
The description has been under construction for five years, it seems.
Lol
I CANNOT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS TINGLIES AT 1:22
I get tingles when the BASS COMES IN
+Maxine Wumbleguffin aka 0:35
The tingles
wow, you actually meant literally. I do too
THE TINGLES ARE REAL
now someone should make “Gray”, a remix of Black and White.
1:11 "I'm an almanac"
It won't go away now, all i hear is "i'm an almanac" thanks sm
omfg it actually does
*blasts door open* iM A MEMBER OF THE MIDNIGHT CREWWW
Listening to homestuck music is how I got into the fandom
GingerGamer
Same
not me
Same here pal
Ahh, this video was my first experience with Homestuck. It was glorious. I sold my soul to Hussie. Worth it.
petition to make this the theme of the Hiveswap Jack boss battle
ill sign
B-)
The midnight crew unfortunately was disbanded at A6A6A6, with all the members deceased, but its leader's goal complete (killing sn🎱wman)
just finished homestuck yesterday,still waching and rereading them nonstop.
I got my brother to read Homestuck because of this song ._.
+Kellyy 579 oh my somebody who knows about wings of fire AND homestuk besides me. nice
End Terminal YES
+Kellyy 579 make that three people
Omg! I know both too!
Five
Well, I'm getting CLOSE... I made it to act 4, and it only took me a week and a half... And that was yesterday... Ugh, this awesome comic is too dang long (and awesome)
the beginning tho...it gave me the chills....
'This isn't even my final form!!"
-> Jack : Fondly Regard Katana- wait no bluh
god damn do i have to actually finish homestuck one of these days
Best Jack, W̶o̶r̶s̶t̶ Best song.
becky zyvonoski good dog, best friend. Jack causes many people's ends.
jack noir is my favorite character
Heh, this is from back when there was still only 2 universes... (not timelines, there were a crap ton of timelines)
The Jack of Spades has ascended to an Ace.
Jesus when I saw the midnight crew I didn't think they would be a focus on the main story boy was i wrong
I am on act 5 btw
23 people died today *coughwentonamurderspreecough*
remember when homestuck was the light of the internet?..
I wish I was there
i was i had a computer and i was 15 when homestuck was alive
I'd like to thank you for all the work and time you put into these videos. Bless you, and good luck!
**3/28/16 update posted**
I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO JACK'S THEMES ALL DAY.
I literally play this song loud to disrupt my housemate from fucking her boyfriend, she can't stand this song (( Crazy right? )) and it drives her insane for some reason. Good times are had. She however is obviously doing it wrong.
IM A MEMBER OF THE MIDNIGHT CREW
baxk then HS was the light of the internet,then Undertale stole thunder,But HS is still alive and well.
black is such a hacker, stabbing a person using a sword with 1 hand
his name is jack noir
*black noir*
Jack Noir means Blackjack in French
This needs an acoustic remix.
This will be possible when we have multiple people playing an acoustic guitar all at the same time.
Liquid Negrocity is the closest you'll get
@@kimernhansen5624 Sir, please, that term is antiquated. I believe you mean African-American City, otherwise known as New Orleans.
Jack Black
End me
-oh
caliborn hired jack noir to kill the wrong person, eh?
I think this would match for Mother 3 because just imagine the attack combo rhythm thingy. XD
Soon.
The first seconds are clearly the best thing in this theme even though the whole thing is good anyway .
BEST. SONG. EVER.
The Pain
I don't believe my profile picture has ever been the direct cause of cancer in a person, and if it has, please have the person contact me as I do not wish to be branded as the source of all cancer in this world.
The Pain
Excuse me, but I drew it myself. It's my property and my creation, not something I took from online. It may look weird when it's in the little profile circle, but it's still mine.
+The Rainbow Phoenix Art & Design I rather like your pic. Nice drawing!
+Edmond Castri Thanks, Karkat XD I changed it for the holiday season but I'll be switching it back soon.
Toby, C’mon! This should be remixed for sans’ boss fight instead of megalovania!
But those parts with the guy laughing in the background
No, he's saying, "I'm a member of the" and sometimes add on "Midnight crew"
dude srsly
Booksy McBooks It sounds like a woman and if what Killer Cake is saying is true then it fits in with the 'Make HER a member of the Midnight Crew' thing at the beginning.
Terezi Pyrope Well, at the beginning it's literally said "Make her a member of the Midnight Crew"
At first I couldn't understand myself but after listening to this thing for like 10 times today I finally understand
BECAUSE YES
MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS Ok?
Does it say "Make her a member of the midnight crew" at the start? Or does it say "Make harambe join the midnight crew"?
Incarnate *_please tell me this is a joke_*
Bob It is
*_whe e ze_*
You know, all this chaos could've been avoided.IF HE WOULVE JUST WORN THE HAT
Yeah, but mostly the hat.
Todos recordamos el día
cuando el obispo se convirtió en rey
y el caos gobernó el reino
What everyone writes: "Make her/I'm/Become a member of the Midnight Crew."
What I hear: "Make them all remember of the Midnight Crew."
_I'M A MEMBER OF THE MIDNIGHT CREW_
* make her a member of the midnight crew
When your oc is so edgy they kill everything by glaring in its general direction
Omg, this is my jam.
this is one of the few songs that you can't speed up to make it sound better
i just tried it and it's literal hell
agreed
[S] Jack: Feel Stabby ==>
s-tier bop right here
When you realize when you have 1 arm >:(
This is now the only thing I listen to. Thanks so much for making this awesome extension!
This is also what got me into homestuck, so double thanks!
He is jack
His theme is black
*JACK BLACK*
And noir means black in French.
Or Blackjack, since French has adjectives backwards and all
@@wildfire9280 Agh, fuck, that's actually smart. Why didn't I pick that up years ago?
@@Asupreme yup, if all you want is blackjack and hookers, you'd only need him. I'd imagine the latter would be easier if you were PM though.
I love jack almost as much as I hate jack
Man, Jack is my favourite villain. Esp bec noir. I was way more intereested in bec noir as a force of nautre destructive villain than lord english, who barely got any screentime (calliborne doesn't count.) *spoilers* I was kind of disappointed once PM got her ring of power and jack just fell apart. He had basically no story significance at all after that, He just spent all his time running away and then was defeated like a complete bitch. I was really looking forward to a fight with the main characters, like the other jacks or condesce got.
+silversleek I was going to comment on this video and look who I find already here. WTF dude.
+silversleek Man, you don't control me. I'll be here a week ago if I want to be.
+silversleek Well you should have at least gotten some other people to post comments so that I could post without it being this annoying double post thing.
+silversleek You basically already did this, look, we're five god damn posts in right now.
+silversleek Replies to myself don't count! that's not taking up any room unless they open the thread up.
To be fair the dress code WAS pretty stupid
Toby Fox is a musical genius!
This sounds soooo wicked!
would love a ten hour version of this because it is so awesome
I just now noticed that Jack did a middle finger. :u
I thought that was the queen
this song got me into homestuck
*sees Jack's body and vomits*
I listen to this and I'm able to type so much faster than normal, this shit slaps oml
This is it, Ihave sold my soul to Hussie and even after almost a year after reading it I can't fucking leave it.
this is so much better than the brainless bullshit they play on mainstream radio
I'm just here because my friend told me that Homestuck has good music. I know nothing about the actual thing.
Love Spades Slick, hate Jack Noir
Spades Slick was never a bad guy. I will not be argued with.
when that damn heartbeat started
song that'll play if I ever fight something dangerous and evil irl. why? cause it screams you fucking screwed up! (especially after reading homestuck xD)
MMMMM i havent listened to homestuck music in so loNG memories
Yeah, it really needs to be cleaned out or else I'm never going to get anything done. I've been on a roll lately, so we'll see how it goes.
I Watched jack wield that sword for 14 minutes straight
I'm A mEmBeR oF tHe MiDnIgHt CrEw To
:0) *listens to this at school in the hallway and smirks at everyone till they run away*
NOW WE SPEED IT UP TO 1.25 KIDS!
no....
o my pug.....
un Demoman ikr
you open my mind
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Make her a member
_of the Midnight Crew_
*The Midnight crew intensifies
lol everytime i listen to this it gives me chills.
roses are red, violets are blue.
i am a member of the midnight crew,
and you should be one too.
how many times can one listen to a song before it's too much? for this song, never.
For whatever reason, I always imagine the Joker cackling whenever I hear this.
for me Bro Strider fighting Jack Noir