Around 31 minutes at his line "we're gonna take a commercial break" youtube sticks in an ad. That may be the first mid-video ad placement by youtube ever in the right place.
It's 2020 mate, come on. Adblockers are bloody baked in nowadays. How are you THIRTY YEARS late to the concept of adblocking?! Did you miss fire and the wheel as well?
I discovered that it’s something you can work on. I was born with absolutely no sense of humor. Had an abusive relationship. Got free - and then decided my life needed happiness. So every day I started reading funny memes and listening to Dry Bar - and now I’m a laughaholic. I laugh so easy and I laugh so hard - and I love it. I feel invincible. You know what they should teach you in school? How to laugh. Let’s scrap “current events” and put in laugh class.
@@fallonteren6881 I'm a little like the guy from "A Beautiful Mind", so by you shooting that random series of numbers and Hebrew at me, I'm going to obsess over this nonsense day and night... I can't go to sleep now. Thanks.
@31:05 CIRCLE...CIRCLE... DOT... DOT... I GIVE YOU A KOOTIE SHOT... 👧🏻👦🏻 "Yay ! I am alright now!" ( That's funny. I remember playing that game with the girls at my elementary school! ) Great memories... 👍🏻
Making fun of using letters in Math AKA Algebra is the premise- the next two minutes were 12 more punchlines and jokes. I worked very hard to write it, it's very original and it's a true story that happened to me in Miss Van Nordstran's 6th grade class. Most people message me that it's one of their favorite jokes. I'll give you her number you can ask her if it's my story. Never seen Bill Engvall but I'm sure if he's got more jokes or a true story about Math Class, it's much different than mine.
Thanks my man. Great show and I’m in a great mood now thanks to you. I really needed that please keep doing what you are doing it’s great. Thanks again fan for sure.
Speaking of sunburn, I once fell asleep in the beach, and I didn't know how badly I got sunburned. I innocently talked to people and everyone who saw me had the same reaction: they sucked in a breath through their teeth and said "oooo . . . " One person said "you're gonna be hurtin' for certain."
I’m watching this as I’m procrastinating from studying for my first algebra test tomorrow which also happens to be on my birthday. I think God is telling me to study
My teacher actually taught law of diminishing returns by making a kid eat twinkies until he started feeling sick, he ate almost 10 twinkies in under 5 minutes
Morrissey got me at "Mountain Fresh". I have a few descriptions of AROMATICS that have always confused me but when I've brought it up to other people, like my mother, they don't understand why there are any questions. I know people from the mountains who stink so why would I want to smell fresh like one? Maybe, I don't think wood smells like what you think wood smells like? I guess you have to ask yourself if you have ever smelled a fart that you could taste in your throat? See, all I have are questions, no answers; except, yes, I have tasted a fart in my throat. Unexpected!
he is not perceptive at all. his favorite ice cream he pronounces neopolitan instead of napolitano. he thinks soup is main course. doctors should confuse the condition with "big" words. 90% of the world has lactose intolerance so example of cheese on fries is poison to all but americans. he spent a quarter of his time in self-advertisement. he is stupid, fat and a bully. a true average american. Dirty Donald the Trump Dump correctly represents people like this to the rest of the world...
@@sakatababa I don't know where you are from, but here in America we call it Neopolitan. Soup *is* often used as a main course. And we Americans do love cheese on our fries. Why don't you just get lost.
@@SummerSwan50 im from europe where napolitano ice cream was invented. soup is never a main course but comes before the main meal. only america eats cheese on fries and i guess that is not at all connected to high obesity and lowest life expectancy in developed world. it is not me who is lost but you. you crossed the atlantic and went mad. good riddance...
It's not just the wedding rings that are so much better for the bride. When you go to a wedding, the entire wedding party marches in, except for one Person. Then they close the doors, dim the lights, and The Song begins. The Bridal March. There's no such thing as a "groomal march." The door opens, there are circling spotlights, lasers, the minister says "aaaaaaand now, ladies and gentlemen!" And there She is. The Bride! She marches majestically down the aisle, wearing what an only be a bridal gown. (The groom rented his tux from the same store he got his prom tux from.) Camera flashes are everywhere. She takes Her place beside Her man, and everybody thinks "When did he get here? I didn't even see him come in."
1:32 My 13 year old son also says math is witchcraft, I guess that makes me a head sorcerer because I am an engineer. 3:17 I can TOTALLY relate to having two colors, white and red. 🔥
On the same note as his coffee ice cream joke; I once tried durian ice cream. I'm never putting that fruit in my mouth if it makes ice cream taste like the dump smells.
@@BlissfulBluebell I blame my former Vietnamese roommate who turned me on to it. I had no idea what it was as it is not something we typically have in Texas.
I got so many great comments along with tons of gigs from this special. Then I got to do the Late Late Show 4 times and The Late Show with David Letterman, which was my dream.
@@paulmorrisseycomedy Well, it sounds like 'brain cloud' now that you've told me what you said. But I've decided that I want to believe you were not quoting Joe Versus the Volcano, but rather made the phrase up... and were so flustered by this comment three years ago that it's haunted your every waking moment until you got access to ChatGPT two hours ago, and realized you could reverse look up 'brain cloud,' and discovered the quote. It's much better for me than admitting I have high range hearing loss. Also who quotes Tom Hanks second worst movie??? The Money Pit is far more quotable!
Around 31 minutes at his line "we're gonna take a commercial break" youtube sticks in an ad. That may be the first mid-video ad placement by youtube ever in the right place.
Mark Holder only comment I was looking for
It's 2020 mate, come on. Adblockers are bloody baked in nowadays. How are you THIRTY YEARS late to the concept of adblocking?! Did you miss fire and the wheel as well?
ADBLOCKER. costs you 1 minute to install, saves you from a lifetime of commercials! :)
I just hit this part as I read this comment, bored with the mini league joke...
I just ff to the end for a second and the ads magically disappear and then I go back to the beginning
Thank you for your jokes. I was feeling really down recently and you made me laugh my way right out of it! Keep going
I'm glad I was born with the ability to enjoy any kind of comedy. For people with a good sense of humor will like this guy!
I discovered that it’s something you can work on. I was born with absolutely no sense of humor. Had an abusive relationship. Got free - and then decided my life needed happiness. So every day I started reading funny memes and listening to Dry Bar - and now I’m a laughaholic. I laugh so easy and I laugh so hard - and I love it. I feel invincible.
You know what they should teach you in school? How to laugh. Let’s scrap “current events” and put in laugh class.
Same here, David. 😅
He was really looking for an applause break after "scrabble challenge", it didn't happen and it's the funniest part of this video!
9:30 “I’m allergic to hypoallergenic shampoo, that’s how bad the world wants to get rid of me...”
"Looks like a dirty fish tank" 🤣
Another brilliant comedian - so glad I found this channel😊
😂LOL😂 He is great! Really enjoy his stand up. Love the math bit 😆
I love math a lot, I am an engineer.
Laughter is ALWAYS the bestest medicine. Thank you!
"Mathematicians Belong at Hogwarts" should not be used to describe this food-centric stand-up routine.
did I miss that part? I didn't hear anything about math or Hogwarts.
He lost all credit with me when he said he doesn’t like soup. Then I realized all he’s ever had is canned soup.
I might belong at Hogwarts because I am a civil engineer. We are pretty much mathematicians because we see Calculus, Physics and Chemistry.
Ya I was expecting him to do a bunch of math jokes. Kinda disappointed, but he was still funny.
@@LEGnewTube Me too.
Mathematics is LITERALLY ancient Egyptian sorcery lol
Huh, idk I think Egyptian sorcery might be harder than math. My source: I got my math degree but am notably terrible at magic.
@@gregmoldovan5921 even using makeup was thought of as witchcraft. Reading and writing, too.
@@samsmith6643 I will go ahead a say some make-up is harder to do than math... but also some math is harder than make-up.
@@gregmoldovan5921 😂🤣😂
@@fallonteren6881 I'm a little like the guy from "A Beautiful Mind", so by you shooting that random series of numbers and Hebrew at me, I'm going to obsess over this nonsense day and night... I can't go to sleep now. Thanks.
That ice cream sandwich bit killed me for a good 3 minutes 🤣🤣🤣
He's got a bit of Mitch Hedberg in him. I like him.
Another cheap ripoff
I love clean comedy and he is very funny!
"Now I'm in charge of the fruit" lmao
This is the "Dry" in dry bar comedy and it's so good 😂
@31:05 CIRCLE...CIRCLE... DOT... DOT... I GIVE YOU A KOOTIE SHOT... 👧🏻👦🏻 "Yay ! I am alright now!" ( That's funny. I remember playing that game with the girls at my elementary school! ) Great memories... 👍🏻
Bill Engvall on high school math: "When'd they start putting letters with it??"
thatguy263 yeah he’s using a lot of old jokes
Bill Engvall is my favorite together with Sinbad. Simply the best comedians.
Making fun of using letters in Math AKA Algebra is the premise- the next two minutes were 12 more punchlines and jokes. I worked very hard to write it, it's very original and it's a true story that happened to me in Miss Van Nordstran's 6th grade class. Most people message me that it's one of their favorite jokes. I'll give you her number you can ask her if it's my story. Never seen Bill Engvall but I'm sure if he's got more jokes or a true story about Math Class, it's much different than mine.
I was disappointed that there wasn't more math.
You want math, here you go
x + 10 = 32 + 12.5x
@@barkbarkwoof9326 -1.91304347826 is the answer
@@MichaelSSchiller Congratulations you just helped me with my math homework thats 2 weeks late.
@@barkbarkwoof9326 that is easy math homework 😂
@@MichaelSSchiller Now I know who to go to for math tutoring...😉 Boy, can surfing the comments find you treasures!!!😆😅
At work today, I restocked my ice bunker with bags of ice. On the bag is printed: "Ice is food." Uh I don't think it is. LOL
The audience really enjoys him. It's nice.
They also enjoy "Orange man funny". They are simple.
Yes funny because he is not funny at all.
@@GARY84ROCKS fr
9:00 My weird art history obsessed brain goes: Ha!! I flipping KNEW THAT.
I thought he looked like drew Carey, then he said it. 😂
Start to finish, everything just tied inn and awesome laugh's
Thanks my man. Great show and I’m in a great mood now thanks to you. I really needed that please keep doing what you are doing it’s great. Thanks again fan for sure.
Speaking of sunburn, I once fell asleep in the beach, and I didn't know how badly I got sunburned. I innocently talked to people and everyone who saw me had the same reaction: they sucked in a breath through their teeth and said "oooo . . . " One person said "you're gonna be hurtin' for certain."
I did that at a air show. 😂 my neighbor took me and his kids and his kids looked at me in horror.
I like this. Relaxed... Not trying too hard.
This guy is funny because he is
One of the best comedy I have watched! Nice flow, no profanity. All around funny guy!
Just like Bill Cosby, except less sexual assault, and not nearly as funny
I’m watching this as I’m procrastinating from studying for my first algebra test tomorrow which also happens to be on my birthday. I think God is telling me to study
Yes He was 🤣
Hope you did good 💪🏽
Hope you enjoyed your birthday and aced that test
@@akkapellahknowles4855 Thank you. Merry Christmas and Happy New Years!
Guy starts off slow then come on real strong. That's the way it should be. Thumbs up!
true. but the risk was i almost clicked off.
My teacher actually taught law of diminishing returns by making a kid eat twinkies until he started feeling sick, he ate almost 10 twinkies in under 5 minutes
Back in the day that’s what parents did who caught their kids smoking..... made them smoke the whole pack.
Now that is cruelty ,5 twinkies I can handle lol
Omg I thought it was Drew Carey on the thumbnail lol
I thought it was the guy in Sprint ads.
Old schoolmDrew Carey!!! Lol
"Now, I'm in charge of the fruit."
Good set. Dang, it's a whole special! ...
Surprising set. Really funny! Love the Cinna-Bun stuff.
“I think I gotta go” - too bad for us at that moment there were yrs of school left. Math for Math People Only! 💚💜
I like this guy's comedy 🔥🔥 dry humor. Hope he gets more play here. He mentioned this is 2017 😐
That "fluent in sarcasm" Tinder joke is absolutely 100% on point! Even in my country, South Africa, EVERY SINGLE PROFILE!!! WHY???
The ice cream sammy joke!!!!!!
OMG
🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥
He's Drew Carey, Jr. for sure lol
My favorite flavor of ice cream is coffee! LOL
Really enjoy Paul's comedy!
Two years late but golden performance. Had me laughin' in a way I wouldn't want others to hear.
are you supposed to get energy vrom the anger when you're eating the energy bar? AHHAHAHhahaha omg
I like this guy. Thank you Dry Bar Comedy. Mormons have pretty good taste!
Greatest trick the devil pulled was getting you to think there is a difference between chocolate and vanilla ice cream.
Talking about drinking coffee and getting tattoos...some rated-R comedy for this Mormon audience!
Hi count me into the mormon squad!
Correction: member of the church of Jesus Christ of later day saints squad
racist
@@TheProdigalMeowMeowMeowReturns ..wait what? lol since when did religion become a race
@@smexyphysics Since being Islamaphobic was a thing.
He's right about math. Some people are unable to make a connection between letters and numerals.
There was literally a class that is advanced math.
In hogwarts.
LOVE IT! SO TRUE!
Funny. The floaters and being a snow globe. haha. Several good jokes.
Omfg guesstimate’ing finally got called out ☺️🤗
1:36 "I'm not an Idiot" LOL
I freaking love wheh logical observation is truly hilarious.
Drew Carrey Jr. 😂😂😂😂😂
Morrissey got me at "Mountain Fresh". I have a few descriptions of AROMATICS that have always confused me but when I've brought it up to other people, like my mother, they don't understand why there are any questions. I know people from the mountains who stink so why would I want to smell fresh like one? Maybe, I don't think wood smells like what you think wood smells like? I guess you have to ask yourself if you have ever smelled a fart that you could taste in your throat? See, all I have are questions, no answers; except, yes, I have tasted a fart in my throat. Unexpected!
Upstate New York tan... too true!
LOL!!
Is this a scrabble challenge... giggle
Wait, egg ice cream? You mean custard? 😉😁
I thought most ice cream was made with eggs as an ingredient
Ian Chamblee French Vanilla is made with eggs, most other ice cream is not.
This dude is funny love the Chinese tattoo joke
I'm a math graduate and I can confirm that we learn to shoot laser beams from our eyes in the fourth year in Uni.
He is very perceptive....I really enjoyed his set. I hope he gets more exposure. You wish for the good ones to make a success.
Thanks Edward! I appreciate the nice comment!
But not exposure to the sun, right?
he is not perceptive at all. his favorite ice cream he pronounces neopolitan instead of napolitano. he thinks soup is main course. doctors should confuse the condition with "big" words. 90% of the world has lactose intolerance so example of cheese on fries is poison to all but americans. he spent a quarter of his time in self-advertisement.
he is stupid, fat and a bully. a true average american. Dirty Donald the Trump Dump correctly represents people like this to the rest of the world...
@@sakatababa I don't know where you are from, but here in America we call it Neopolitan. Soup *is* often used as a main course. And we Americans do love cheese on our fries. Why don't you just get lost.
@@SummerSwan50 im from europe where napolitano ice cream was invented. soup is never a main course but comes before the main meal. only america eats cheese on fries and i guess that is not at all connected to high obesity and lowest life expectancy in developed world.
it is not me who is lost but you. you crossed the atlantic and went mad. good riddance...
If you don't like strawberry ice cream, don't base your life on Neapolitan. Get fudge ripple, it's excellent!
Snow globe. So great!
This guy is fantastic!!
It's not just the wedding rings that are so much better for the bride. When you go to a wedding, the entire wedding party marches in, except for one Person. Then they close the doors, dim the lights, and The Song begins. The Bridal March. There's no such thing as a "groomal march." The door opens, there are circling spotlights, lasers, the minister says "aaaaaaand now, ladies and gentlemen!" And there She is. The Bride! She marches majestically down the aisle, wearing what an only be a bridal gown. (The groom rented his tux from the same store he got his prom tux from.) Camera flashes are everywhere. She takes Her place beside Her man, and everybody thinks "When did he get here? I didn't even see him come in."
Yes! Thank you!.... Saving this for work tomorrow 😀
LOL! I can relate to to this guy on so many levels.
Missed opportunity to say “lobster lad”.
Other than that, this was hilarious! 😂
He has an honest face. I don't trust him.
Lol!
😂🤣
DIY Bronwyn Smith 2&
I'm like the soup kitchen. 😂❤❤
Awesome Comic!
1:32 My 13 year old son also says math is witchcraft, I guess that makes me a head sorcerer because I am an engineer. 3:17 I can TOTALLY relate to having two colors, white and red. 🔥
Yep. After kidhood, soup and me were quits.
I don't do coffee either. Beans and water...equals soup.
good act .
😅 lol the green machine juice is disgusting!!! How funny
I don’t do math ! Makes my brain spin !
1:10 This guy is clearly confused. He has just been buying the wrong brand, because Strawberry Ice Cream is Yummy!😋
On the same note as his coffee ice cream joke; I once tried durian ice cream. I'm never putting that fruit in my mouth if it makes ice cream taste like the dump smells.
It's apparently banned in public space in Asia where it's eaten the most... you should've known better 😅
@@BlissfulBluebell I blame my former Vietnamese roommate who turned me on to it. I had no idea what it was as it is not something we typically have in Texas.
I also tried it in Bangkok!
The fruit is ok. Kinda meaty. It just stinks to high heaven.
Chip Casino It’s used in Vegan recipes as a vegan ‘Chicken’ option because it’s ‘meaty’.
Never hears a comic be just almost sexual with some jokes. Solid set man
So right about the tattoos!!!
Awesome!
I'm a jr high math teacher. I believe the kids love Harry Potter so much because they think a wand will help their grade!
I'll never take melatonin again without a giggle
Bruh don't ruin soup for me!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Definitely on the edge of not being invited back to “Drybar”.
I got so many great comments along with tons of gigs from this special. Then I got to do the Late Late Show 4 times and The Late Show with David Letterman, which was my dream.
dude, literally right when he said "we're gonna have to take a commercial break" an add started
Watching him talk about Drew Carry and a Danny Devito commercial plays. 😂
I despise soup as well, I’m with you on that one...
I'll take the Cinnabon franchise too!
He look like Drew Carey
Soup is legit my favorite food group--
I was waiting for more math jokes. Either way great video to watch baked.
Oh was that it?
He is right. 😮❤❤❤
Hahaha he is funny.. simple and funny
Mathmagicians Rock!
Face in a bowl full of Cheetos for that Presidential look. 😹
9:17 that hits hard for me, the ONLY thing I might be allergic to is hypo allergenic shampoo.
Enjoyed seeing the SUB POP shirt!
"What is this, a brain clot?"
Brain clot!
Angry Applesauce it’s a floater!!!
brain cloud-- a reference from the legendary Tom Hanks movie Joe Vs The Volcano, lots of layers in this one kids!
@@paulmorrisseycomedy Well, it sounds like 'brain cloud' now that you've told me what you said. But I've decided that I want to believe you were not quoting Joe Versus the Volcano, but rather made the phrase up... and were so flustered by this comment three years ago that it's haunted your every waking moment until you got access to ChatGPT two hours ago, and realized you could reverse look up 'brain cloud,' and discovered the quote.
It's much better for me than admitting I have high range hearing loss.
Also who quotes Tom Hanks second worst movie??? The Money Pit is far more quotable!