My guess is Johnny touched a nerve with his joke about his bird being 2nd best. There's some history there in some kind of love triangle lol That's probably why the soppy cow was crying. Also, someone needs to teach that fella what a full stop and a comma is.
Depends really, if you went to hayling island, where I live, then life's gonna be shit, if u go to proper Pompey then u will actually have a decent night
@@kylewilson6921 thats probably what u do tho.... u know peak means shit like thats a shame... so ur saying that its a shame that peng playz cant get any one to like their comment so they have to like they're own... ngl thats probs what u do x
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If u wanna hear more stories hit the like button and let me know your thoughts below!👇👍🏻
Yeah lad
Johnny Carey yeah man
Pls reply
Well fucking hell yeah G
Yh G
‘Its Portsmouth no one’s gonna get hurt’ killed me 😂😂 NO ONES GOTTA GET HURT JUST GIVE THE DRINKS
Johnny do more of these stories, they're flipping hilarious and interesting😂😂😂
so true
“Flipping “
fax
“Flipping” oooh wow you’re hard
Johnny’s soothing voice makes my arms inflate
Why didn't you go corner shop? most boss man serve u whatever the age 😂
Gabe Keep bruv the bar in better
Lol once I was once at one and I was 14 and he gave me a bottle of rose so true
Innit that give give you owt
ITZ Amirofficial ikr 😂😂
That’s cos most of them are sex predators
SMASHED ITTTTTTT
This Is Your Best Vid Yet! I actually cried laughing at this story😂😭❤️
Arjun Gola you ya fucking melt
Arjun Gola fuck off you goon
“It’s a abit of banter mate don’t cry” *Johnny meets him because he cried about a joke about his trim 🤣🤣🤣*
millwall are shit
Tell pub run it's so funny
Johnnys soothing voice makes me happy lol
your so jokes i love it
sky D cheers bro haha
Ikr
You’re*
@@JohnnyCarey98 yes bro
johnnys soothing voice makes my arse inflate at pleas do more of these you are an absolute leg
Your accent pleases me XD
"Midget lesbian"😭😭
Keep these types of videos going they are jokes
Johnny’s smoooothing vOiCe makes my ArSe inFlAtE!
Legend has it if your early Johnny will reply.
Urban Gamer hi
👍
@Jacob Moss bye.
Urban Gamer well I’m a tad bit late
Yeah...no
50% of the comment:
It’s about the video
The other 50% :
Johnnys smoothing voice makes my arse inflate
Gay
@@wolfslayer1997 stfu 🤣
lol innit
loved this it had me in stitches watched it twice already, do more
This is a story that you can literally imagine as Johnny’s tellin the story
Johnny I told All my friends about you and this video. SMASHED IT😂😂
i love how johnny said tana mojo 😂 love u johnny 💕
No one:
The bottom of Johnny’s description: *family friendly pg*
Yeh true
My guess is Johnny touched a nerve with his joke about his bird being 2nd best. There's some history there in some kind of love triangle lol
That's probably why the soppy cow was crying.
Also, someone needs to teach that fella what a full stop and a comma is.
Love all the content. Keep it up. And I want more of this
Johnny’s soothing voice ma- hold on what
Johnny’s soothing voice makes my arse inflate😂😂
U literally just copied every single word from Msupreme
@@authentik__logiic1920 chill out 😂
Ik***^
Ariana Boadi same
Copied
Johnny's soothing voice makes my voice emplode
Johnnys soothing voice makes my arse inflate
Johnnys soothing voice makes my arse inflate😂
Came back to watch this again cuz I love the bit where u say u were dodging and punching thin air 😂😂😂 I can just imagine it
5 years later where still.here
Johnnys soothing voice makes my star inflate
Depends really, if you went to hayling island, where I live, then life's gonna be shit, if u go to proper Pompey then u will actually have a decent night
My japseye is 6 metres deep.
I think you once spoke about this in one of your things that annoy me
Funny video😂
Kian wickham yeah he did
Kian wickham ye
Kian wickham Were was that , I heard the 2nd best phrase before
Andrew Christodoulou I'm pretty sure it was his things that annoy me 8
Johnny your such a good youtuber I😍😍😍 your vids
When u come back can u meet up with perry cos he's my cuz and I really wanna meet u
“U absolute spanner” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My japsie is 6 metres deep
olly Devlin oioi😂
@@JohnnyCarey98 bruv im a big fan of u...just looking back at ur vids
@@strz7 Sorry m8 but he don't answer people no more
Johnny's soothing voice makes my arse inflate
Yo this was so funny I am laughing so bad
Yh we all are good for you mate
Shakeeb Youngboy shut your fucking mouth you piece of fucking shit
Johnnys soothing voice makes my... yeah neverminf
Good story mate tell us more
Jay Spratt alright bro hahah
@@JohnnyCarey98 well done mate
I’m rlly addicted to these videos rn
Big up Portsmouth!!!!
OMG I loved this and ur other one please do another one! Love you
The tanna part killed me
Much love from the Netherlands 🇳🇱
Zelfde hier
Love you johnny bro my favourite TH-camr only one that actually wears nice clothes 😘
Iraqystani init
Jaax init G
Johnnys soothing voice makes my arse inflate 😂😂👊👊👊 10:28
MORE STORYTIMES PLZ. THIS WAS BARE JOKES😂😂😂💯💯💯
16:48 he calls him a spanner 😂
Hey Johnny that hats acc sick where did you get it from
U know this video was filmed almost 2 years ago LMAOOOO
Taylor Ross and your point Is
Ah! Do a hair tutorial!
Johnny’s soothing voice makes my arse inflate 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“You know who Joe is...”
I’m afraid I have too
Johnny's soothing voice makes my ares inflate
Love The Vid
👍
Your laugh had my dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
tell the story about when I danced 4 u
sike
“ Eh do a hair tutorial” “NO” ! 😂😂😂
Johnny’s soothing voice makes my arsenal inflate
do more story times they are literally the funniest
This got posted at 18:59 not 19:00 but glad u uploaded mateee
What's the tracky?
Johnny Carey’s soothing voice makes my arse inflate.
Johnny’s soothing voice make my arse inflate
I couldn’t imagine Johnny blond
Who's still here in 2020
Nah bro I’m still here in 2023
Jhonny's soothing voice makes my arse inflate
this was a sick story, did he know you was a youtuber
I live in Portsmouth ayyyy my towns on the map
Matthew Buxton up the saints
@@tompascoe9215 Fuck off.
Sunderland till I die
My capsize is 6 meters deep
Twitch Linkzy japseye*
Johnny’s soothing voice makes my ass inflate 😂😂
I fucking loved that
F3 thankyou mate
7:20 hahaha couldn't stop laughing
Thumbnail bait at its finest
Universal.Productions click bait
Luke Curtis naaa check the thumbnail mate
He's agreeing with you.
was a bit obvious mate come on
He’s agreeing but it’s called click bait not thumbnail bait😂😂😂
“johnny’s soothing voice makes my arse inflate” fucking weak 😂😂😂😂😂
johnny soothing voice makes my ars inflate
Why the fuck are u watching this mum😂?
Tommy Parish in actually crying😂😂
to funny😂
Johnny’s soothing voice makes my bum inflate lmfao🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m from Portsmouth
Good 4 u.
Im from gosport
Same
Same lol.
Welp, im from Bristol
johnny carey i love your vids i press the like button every video and im subscribed.
itslaneyy x you fucking bitch y u acting like he gonna be your husband you're like 12 bitch
I’m 15 and those 12 year old started saying shot like what he said in that text to me like mate
Aha I live I'm Pompey aha
Make more of these story times please bro👊👊👌
My japsye is 6 metres big omfg
Johnny pin this cuz it's the 18 of August
My japseye is 6 metres deep
That Curtis impression had me weak 😂😂😂
No one:
Literally no one:
Not a single soul:
Not even my dead granddad:
Johnny: Im joking I didn’t do that
ive seen this vid 18 times but now 19 that is how good it is
What is that hoodie??
Stone island Nike air max
Uniqlo
Stone Island has an official account stop faking
I love ur vids ❤️ i have been subscribed to u since u was at 19k subs 😊
My japside is 6m deep
Best youtuber ever
What type of tracksuit is he wearing
Uniqlo
I love the story times do more!
I'm not commenting about your voice
Great vid johnny!!!
I like my own comments because no one likes them
peak x
PEAKKKK
@@kylewilson6921 thats probably what u do tho.... u know peak means shit like thats a shame... so ur saying that its a shame that peng playz cant get any one to like their comment so they have to like they're own... ngl thats probs what u do x
I do ok? Now stop fishing for compliments or likes. I do rate you still though
@@tazbellxxx577 But didn't you say the same thing too????