@@danhorsfallmusic7411 stfu without bass you have nothing to keep the song moving. The bass is the eye brows of the song you don’t realise how Important they are until they’re gone. No bass. No song.
The fact you don’t even need guitar makes your point more invalid there are several bands that don’t use guitar and only use bass and drums for example. Spirit Cravan most of there stuff is done on bass.
I was on a bus, and a guy sat next to me. A few minutes later, he pulled out a knife and demanded my phone. Of course, I value my life more than my phone so I gave them to him. At the next stop, he got off. Nobody even noticed. It was probably the scariest experience of my life - luckily that’s the only encounter I’ve had like that but it still messed me up
Type of people on a plane 2 The one who won’t shut up The one who has never been on a plane before The one who is watching TH-cam without headphones Edit: the one who falls asleep and snores
@@jtfdfhtcddd3416 Nothing, just as he would’ve by not correcting him. Only difference is he’s correcting him on things that are wrong. That can help sometimes.
Is nobody gonna talk about the fire camera quality on his skits! The editing has really come a long way, looked like a movie especially on that alleyway scene. Keep it up bro🔥🔥
There’s an old lady on my street like 2 houses down from me if I see her with shopping or something I always stop to help her take it home even if I’m with my mates, sometimes she tries to give me money for the help but I always refuse it
I went to Brighton to learn English... I found that the people there were a little introverted but really nice, and also honest and direct. They said what they thought immediately. For example, I noticed only later in the bus that my shoe was broken. An elderly person whispered to me, with a kind smile: "Just hide it with the other foot...". And by doing the "peace" sign, they immediately understood that for me it had another meaning. Without being rude, nor aggresive, they explained to me that that sign with the fingers maybe means "peace" in the rest of Europe, but not in England (or Brigthon only?). Also seeing that I was waiting for the bus, they told me how things work without I had to ask: "You have to strecht out your hand if you want the bus to stop". My host family was really clear about the difference between British and American English about the words "soccer" and "football". But I can't tell much, I could pay for only two weeks. But I must say... some of the best weeks of my life! They also asked me, since I understood their humor: "Are you sure you are not one of us?" I miss Brighton! Have you ever been there? During the weekend I visited London only one, man is that huge! The Madame Tissaud Museum was really cool. I liked the parks in London but I was surprised you had to pay to sit on a chair...
I'm British and it is actually kinda nice here. Except the teenagers after school in parks. There's this High-school right across mine and after school in the park there will always be big gangs shouted sometimes even hurting each other though in the pubs not so likely 'nice'.
Every time Johnny makes a video I never hesitate to click on it cause i know it’s gonna be hilarious. Or I’m just in the middle of doing my homework and I’d just rather watch Johnny’s video.
Enit. Any American youtuber or twitch streamer thinks that we talk like we're all rich and they think that we only drink tea and eat crumpets and biscuits
Man you are correct about the respect thing, it's gotten bad in the US too. Keep making us laugh JC!!! Everywhere has some hoods and everyone thinks they are hard. No Americans talk like that either bro, that guy would get his ass handed to him no doubt
2:13 I don’t know if it’s meant to be like it or something like that but this scene reminds me of the inbetweenness scene when Simon talks to girls who turn out to be 13. The girl’s reaction is exactly like this.
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fun fact, an american soccer stadium FULL can be out chanted by 10 drunk brits in a pub
you mean 1 brit??
@@bmxbeginner3607 1 brit after 10 pints then yeah
u mean 3 of lads all on 25 pints
@@that_briish_chap3098 aye
@@cosmic1876 nah would only take one brit on atleast 10 pints
*A teenage girl sitting on a park bench with some pink wine*
That honestly sums up Britain as a whole 😂
Not even teen lmfao she's to young
It's not pink it's called Ros'e but init like walking through a park and pass a few kids drinking dragon soup and wine
@@dxmz_xex 13 is teenager
@@reddeadfan-jz7sx the girl was 11 and the boy was 13 so she wasn't a teenager
@@Frostborne2778... OK then :/
Johnny is defo running 2021 like if u agree
fax
Na mate
💯
Nah he barely posts lmao
Who reckons he should join Beta squad
Can we just appreciate the effort put into his skit videos 😍
Yo Johnny never fails to disappoint, the effort he goes to in his videos is unreal. Mad respect
Guy *walks in the alley way*
Johney: *undressing*
Johnny
Johnny
@@stevendearie9422 typo
Guy: *Turns around*
@@ethanch3011 correction, guy: undresses with Johnny and aggressively shits
Secret: the queen is actually a roadman
💀💀💀
It was never a secret, she from the ends
The queen is a slag/roadman 😂😂
The Queen was ops with Diana lol
I really want her to do the Christmas speech in roadmap
We need a Liverpool character with that accents that would be lit😂😂
If he doesn’t have a good accent it’d just be cringey tho
@@alfred6272 he did the accent in this video it was good that’s why I said it 😂
@@eltayebkarim7207 Yeah I hadn’t actually seen that part when I commented my bad
Yh that would be lit, he has done it before I can’t remember what it was tho
Innit XD
Video Idea maybe??:
If a British person went to an American school?
That would be good
He’s done that
Elem3ntz he’s done it the other way around
@@racingrasberry0466 oh ye just realised sorry bout dat😁
I was about to say that lol
The last skit was sooo good both the expectation and the reality
Johnny you’ve made everyone’s lockdown better the real 🐐
Roadmen vs football hooligans for the return
Like so Jonny can see
Johnny
Yes we need that
@@xrcrew7823 XD
I NEED THAT IN MY LIFE!!!
Please
Never watched a Jonny Carey vid without him saying “righttttttttttttta” love it!
LMAO ikr
innit😭
Huh lol
IKRRR
Last one was very accurate for most British teens with their dads except those few who know to talk normally around their parents
This guys content is hard he should bring back story time when corona is over
If I was to be stuck in a lift with someone it would definitely be Johnny he’s tooooo funny
Of course
what happens if he was in his nonce character
@@harryjones894 oofffff
The American guy I would love to be in a evelator
@@harryjones894 oh oh no
I love the way Johnny hasn’t changed his intro and he has kept 100% real from the start 🌟
“Who do you think I am some sort of Toby?”
Everyone liked that.
Guitar is better than bass bro, turn away from the dark side, join the guitarist movement
@@danhorsfallmusic7411 stfu without bass you have nothing to keep the song moving. The bass is the eye brows of the song you don’t realise how Important they are until they’re gone. No bass. No song.
The fact you don’t even need guitar makes your point more invalid there are several bands that don’t use guitar and only use bass and drums for example. Spirit Cravan most of there stuff is done on bass.
@@CosmicHandOfDoom bass= gae
@@danhorsfallmusic7411 guitar = snobby, overrated, narcissist, shitty piece of crap and a useless instrument.
Now expectations for South Africa
Americans: "ya'll got pet lions up in there?"
Like yas bra, we aren't a game reserve man😂😂😂
When I show people my house in South Africa people in England think I live in a mud hut
@@sebgreenwood1 i used to live in a very poor village and when i show my friends they make fun of my village, so i feel your pain 😔✋🏿
Brooo british pull up to SA expecting nice roads and lions like wtf pick one fam
I was on a bus, and a guy sat next to me. A few minutes later, he pulled out a knife and demanded my phone. Of course, I value my life more than my phone so I gave them to him. At the next stop, he got off. Nobody even noticed. It was probably the scariest experience of my life - luckily that’s the only encounter I’ve had like that but it still messed me up
Big up Johnny for still dropping consistent and certified BANGERS!
Type of people on a plane 2
The one who won’t shut up
The one who has never been on a plane before
The one who is watching TH-cam without headphones
Edit: the one who falls asleep and snores
the one with a crying baby
That one dude who won’t stop kicking your chair
@@bungiplays2493 that was in the first one
@@kevinhansen7757 also in the first one
@@TheKiwiBoi69 I didn't even know he already made one lol, I guess I'm not a real one
I’m pretty sure when jake and Logan came here their opinion on England changed
Their dad got jumped bye kids 😂😂
@@mahmoodrahman1288 so can I ask what you gained from correcting him?
@@jtfdfhtcddd3416 Nothing, just as he would’ve by not correcting him. Only difference is he’s correcting him on things that are wrong. That can help sometimes.
@@mahmoodrahman1288 🔔end
Hello Arjun
Johnny: “I would rather shoot someone then slice them up”
Music: 🕺🕺💃🎶🎵
Johnny Carey is sooooooo relatable It’s mad keep it up love the vids 😂👍🙏💯
I think I speak for everyone here..
We love you Johnny, don't know where we would be without you my guy!
When he mentioned Birmingham I wanted him to do Danny G 😂
His neighbour's kids "hey mum he's talking to himself again get the shotgun!!"
Stolen comment stfu
@@shush7585 k...
@Keegan Hogan Its MUM not mom and we dont have guns in our houses unless u have a gun licence so get your facts right bruv
Yes I am indeed American
thats in america
Johnny just makes my day better
11:00 that posh skit was toooo hilarious funniest skit ever!
Yes mate I fully respect how much effort goes into your vids *quality*
There is one thing that absolutely disgusts me.
How is Johnny so underrated?
Who else laughs so much? He is the best 😂❤️
Yes
Finger guns are absolutely lethal and very expensive, how did you manage to get one 😱😱
Ikr rarer than meeting the queen 😓
Is nobody gonna talk about the fire camera quality on his skits! The editing has really come a long way, looked like a movie especially on that alleyway scene. Keep it up bro🔥🔥
This isn't my idea but i think it would be a banger:
If a British kid went to an American School
yes
Oh no a roadman with a gun
*-school shootings-* & *no kinder eggs 😠*
Yes
@@KaidEllz schools are the best shooting range
Even with over a million subs hes still underated
Needs to upload more tho
There’s an old lady on my street like 2 houses down from me if I see her with shopping or something I always stop to help her take it home even if I’m with my mates, sometimes she tries to give me money for the help but I always refuse it
I don’t know why your underrated you always make me laugh and be happy same with many. Because you are the best.❤️❤️❤️❤️
First
I'm from Birmingham and I think you did a good job on the accent
10:14 as most of the scouses would say, “Steven Gerard, best player in the world.”
Even the Everton fans?
@@fazewinky3618 Idk man, it’s just a meme.
@@fazewinky3618 James Rodriguez is the best player in the world 😂
Funny tha😐
@@hdhdhdhddhkalon k
I went to Brighton to learn English... I found that the people there were a little introverted but really nice, and also honest and direct. They said what they thought immediately. For example, I noticed only later in the bus that my shoe was broken. An elderly person whispered to me, with a kind smile: "Just hide it with the other foot...". And by doing the "peace" sign, they immediately understood that for me it had another meaning. Without being rude, nor aggresive, they explained to me that that sign with the fingers maybe means "peace" in the rest of Europe, but not in England (or Brigthon only?). Also seeing that I was waiting for the bus, they told me how things work without I had to ask: "You have to strecht out your hand if you want the bus to stop". My host family was really clear about the difference between British and American English about the words "soccer" and "football". But I can't tell much, I could pay for only two weeks. But I must say... some of the best weeks of my life! They also asked me, since I understood their humor: "Are you sure you are not one of us?" I miss Brighton! Have you ever been there? During the weekend I visited London only one, man is that huge! The Madame Tissaud Museum was really cool. I liked the parks in London but I was surprised you had to pay to sit on a chair...
and after 2 months still no one cared...
@@k.z.p.e1210 and after 2 days I cared. That story is interesting
I'm British and it is actually kinda nice here. Except the teenagers after school in parks. There's this High-school right across mine and after school in the park there will always be big gangs shouted sometimes even hurting each other though in the pubs not so likely 'nice'.
@@ScpDrRisha and after 2 days your mums still dead...
@@k.z.p.e1210 whatever
The last one about the accents is so true. Like, "oh I'm gonna do a british accent" Umm what??
ok but when you did the accents of the other places in england they were so on point, sounded so much like some of my relatives up north
The dad impression was perfect 😂
I love Johnny's America accent its too funny 🤣
Expectations: British boys are nice sweet and posh.
British boys:
That's so not true lamo😭😭
@@Zero69767 Yh right do you live in London or in any part of Britain?
London
I thought u said there all posh I must of read it wrong
What Americans think British kids sound like: greetings my companion, want to play outside?
What we actually sound like: Oi blud u fukin wot?
Johnny honestly feels like a close friend, i've got mad respect and love for him you know 💗💗💗
like if you agree so Johnny sees this!!!
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Nonce
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That Manchester accent was funny af 😂 I’m from Manchester and that’s was sought of accurate
the first johnny carey vid when a skit character touches another skit character we will remember this moment
If theres not a scene of some kid getting shanked because he stood outside the shop at the wrong time im going to livid.
😂
Hi I don’t want to annoy anyone but I’m 13 and I make beats I just want some honest opinions. All will be appreciated
Thx
Johnny’s pikey kids characters are funny as fuck 😂
lol innit
@@templeofwisdom9186 yeah, I love them, especially the American ones
his accents are the best🤣🤣🤣
Out of all the skits Johnny's made this is the funniest
I love your Liverpool accent
Is Johnny the only one to promote his merch while wearing a nike T-shirt 😂😂
😂😂😂
Bruh😂🤣😂
These are the vids that we subbed for Johnny, fucking class mate
Every time Johnny makes a video I never hesitate to click on it cause i know it’s gonna be hilarious. Or I’m just in the middle of doing my homework and I’d just rather watch Johnny’s video.
10:32 that laugh🥺😭😭
9:20
Neighbours: oh sweetheart, he's doing it again
Haha, deleted the comment, so now you’ll never now what was written here
Enit
Enit
Enit
Enit. Any American youtuber or twitch streamer thinks that we talk like we're all rich and they think that we only drink tea and eat crumpets and biscuits
Innit tho it's mad
Let’s get this man too 2 million subs
Hi I don’t want to annoy anyone but I’m 13 and I make beats I just want some honest opinions. All will be appreciated
Thx
@@CBmakesHits I just started to watch one of your vids and there actually really decent have you got it on Spotify
Johnny: Theres cockney and theres road
Me: sees johnny speakin both of em perfectly
One of the best Johnny videos Iv watched😂😂😂💯💯
I swear ur skits are getting better and better 😭
Love the skits
Hi I don’t want to annoy anyone but I’m 13 and I make beats I just want some honest opinions. All will be appreciated
Thx
When I thought he could only do American and English. Then he wips out all the different accents with perfection
8:31 he puts in tons of effort but he could have just bought a £1 toy gun from the shop
hes not allowed
9:15 that right there was a violation and personally i wouldnt have it
Always keeps me with good vibes
Hahahaha Johny u basically just made it sound like everyone a roadman in England 😂😂😂
all 646 dislikes are americans
I’m from the future and the right wing is disabled 😱😱
REAL but it’s disabled now coz I’m also from future
He's very right the knife thing is something that a lot of people here use as a method of killing and it's horrible
@@deadlyart02 FR
Better than guns
Johnny’s road man is jokes 😂😂😂
Omg I’m so picky with youtube and tbh ur content is the only one I enjoy
as a british person, im so glad ive found this channel
Same johnny is like the king of skits their the best 😂
johnny never disappoints
i'm so early that there isn't a comment saying 'i hope that everyone is successful in life' yet
Man you are correct about the respect thing, it's gotten bad in the US too. Keep making us laugh JC!!! Everywhere has some hoods and everyone thinks they are hard. No Americans talk like that either bro, that guy would get his ass handed to him no doubt
2:13 I don’t know if it’s meant to be like it or something like that but this scene reminds me of the inbetweenness scene when Simon talks to girls who turn out to be 13. The girl’s reaction is exactly like this.
Best vid of Johnny in a while
Some of these are true depends where in England your talking about tbh none of the stereotypes about any country are true but nice vid!
This guy is a legend, all he produces is quality content. Kinda needs a shave tho ;)
Lockdown 😉
old man: "Excuse me"
kid: "YOU WAH?"
I AM DEAD😭😭😭😭😭💯
Well done fir these efforts for thse vids. Keepup doing a great job! :D
I can't stop watching this
10:21 what a scouser accent 😂
The way the reality dad says slang 😂 “SHLANG”
He said "Hello everyone, it´s Johnny here" For those who was confused.
Why would people be confused?
@@joeskillzz3668 cah dey dont understand it abit
@@theman1051 I had a stroke reading that
@@joeskillzz3668 how g
this is funny . genuinely funny . well done Bro
You made my day better I swear bro luv luv luv
Whoever is reading this God Bless you and your family 💓
Thankyou
Aw thanks:))
It's been so long since i have watched johnny. Mans started to grow a beard
yeah johnny asked his people on ig whether he should grow a beard or not
Your next skit should be a British kid goes to an American school
As a dad I resonate well with that energy. 😂
Johnny’s acting is mad good I’m sure he took drama and acting in school
The fact that Johnny actually got in his pants in the alley 😂😂
Like honestly tho some kids are real rude to the elderly like it’s bang out of order
@Nufc Magpies 123 nah not rlly 🤔
@Nufc Magpies 123 not really mate he's just spitting the truth
@Nufc Magpies 123 love u
9:25 image the neighbors💀
Man's gotten this bloody accurate
These accents man😂. Johnny with the bangers as usual