Sorry, I don’t mean to be rude or anything, just trying to understand, is it that you feel like something between a meal and a snack? Or if you ate two snacks it wouldn’t be enough?
@MydogIsfluffy-io6fo to me, just snacks every 2 hours. A meal will make me throw up most times unless I've swimmed for hours, that's the only times I can stand a meal without my stomach hurting. Snacks are very easy to digest, small in proportions, sk every few hours they're perfect
@@dejahdanger me too. I'm 100% that friend... But I'm also a nosy friend. So if I'm lying for you I better know why... I won't call you out at the moment. But the second you have a chance you better call me or I will track your ass down to figure out what the hell's going on.
@@Karambolage17 Only for crimes! For past jobs all they do is call your last employer, and from what I've seen, they usually don't even go that far. Luckily, I haven't committed any crimes.. not that cops know of, lol. That life is far behind me. Drugs are lame.
@@ZeranZeranI am obviously not from same place as everyone, but in my state (USA) all they can do for the job references is ask if I worked there, to and from date, and maybe title.
There should be a company called "Friend Zone" where you make friends with someone at the company so when you need someone to come with u to an event just ring them up and BOOM, not a lonely loser.
@@RonryAsAlways lol, I worked as an escort, there were a lot of wealthy "business men" that just hired us to come to expensive frivolous dinners just to be there, drink, eat, laugh, with them, hear their banters and jokes between each other, stupid shit really, eat, drink, laugh, look pretty in a cocktail dress, and boom get paid
Japan actually has a company like this!! You can hire someone to come with you to appointments (especially doctor appointments where you don't want to bother your family), out to eat, or just to sit with you and listen to you talk. Just whatever situation that you encounter and you don't want to be alone or be judged by friends or relatives
@@Platymapuss OMG, this is me to a T!!!! How can I turn this into a full time job? I'm like the good family friend who you can take to a corporate dinner party, just so you have someone to talk to & don't feel awkward showing up alone. I also started driving a few old ladies from my church to their doctor's appointments, because their husbands died during COVID. One of these gals was diagnosed w breast cancer. She asked me to come inside to meet her doctor. I ended up staying for the appt to be her notetaker. Now I go to all her appts w her, as her assistant/notetaker/emotional support buddy. There is SO MUCH to learn when you're dealing w cancer, there's no way an older adult will remember everything the doctor says. How can I make a career out of this? Is there an agency?
OK hang on but even better idea. New show where she goes on with like, 10?ish? medium to large funny ideas, rapid fires them off to the contestants, and then they have to each pick one and compete to make it work
Yea same but I am but I prefer saying that I’m from the church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saint or I’m LDS since Mormons is no longer what we are called bc ppl thought we were worshipping the person Mormon even tho it’s centered around Christ
Lol. We've rebranded now too! Or rather, trying to return to the actual name. "I'm a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints." Phew. Mouthful!
The ADHD is shining so hard here. My poor boyfriend for at least 30 minutes a day just sits there as I list imaginary business after imaginary business, idea after idea and many "ya know what I was thinking today's" before I'm like "OK BYEE" and go cook dinner.
Funny enough, even having adults willing to lie for you says good things about a young teen. Shows you’re at least likable and most likely respectful. It’s a bit of a red flag if you can’t even get together ANY references, even if they’re fake. That shows you probably burn a lot of bridges.
I used to work in HR Consultancy and executive roles so I'm a handy referee for all sorts of things! It catches me off guard sometimes so I need to be on the ball to remember the script... 😉
So you’re one of those “feel good” Christians that think they can do whatever they want just because they believe in Jesus. You need authority to prevent you from having false, heretical beliefs. -a Catholic
@@alexandrapreston7283 yes, but Christ also wanted us to organize. To worship, to fellowship, to serve and be served, to teach the Word, and to keep each other walking in accordance. It's both a relationship and a religion-- as in an outward act of worship, and organizing with fellow believers. And it's very very hard, doesn't come naturally or easily for many of us.
Me too dude! I love Elyse so much and nothing she could say would offend me because she's so funny and relatable and definitely deserves to have her own believes and opinions just as everybody does. :)
Hahaha. Organized religion only makes me uncomfortable when I "forgot" to shower and shave my legs before church meetings. But Elyse is in some good company. Emily Dickinson and many many others have felt the same.
As a mom of two young gremlins, I gotta say… I love that you just show up as your authentic self, cuz being a mom and working is no joke. thanks for showing your playful side and always making me laugh! Keep it up girl
i have not pressed play yet but you don’t understand how excited i am to watch this. these are extremely funny and when i discovered last week i just couldn’t get enough. love you elyse
As a baptized (no longer active) Mormon... I legit just had the Captain and coke shoot up my nose 😂😂😂 I freaking love this chick. You are 100 the Balance my algorithm needed. Thanks for being here 💚
You kill me! The fake business ideas are some of my favorites! 😂I came across your stuff at a very dark and difficult time. Laughter is the best medicine, and you my friend are hee-larious!!! I’m here for ALL of it! 👍🏼
The other two I can see problems with implementation, but sew/sew clothing is actually a really damn good idea. I would rock every one of the shirts she suggested.
I’m impressed how you fuel the energy of the video without taking a single breath, I wish I could do that, I’d be able to blow up a hot air balloon! Love your energy
As an ex Mormon, I've come close to that conversation many times on both sides. "I'm Mormon" before I left and "organized religion makes me uncomfortable" after 😂😂 I giggled too hard at this
Al-lie should also come with awkward moment pop ups, like you find yourself in a convenience store and the creepy coworker comes in and now is asking for your info and if you're with someone... Ring ring, suddenly your "mom/sister/brother/ family member" calls and you can leave
But also none of my business. Wonder why your coworker felt the need to tell you what to do with your body. We aren't supposed to judge others but sadly, many do.
I'm a JW and don't believe in getting tattoos either. But I respect that everyone makes their own choices, and tattoos do look kinda cool sometimes. It's just not for me.
Yeah and also we don’t say like “if you have a tattoo you cant come to church” every one is welcome, and guidelines for youth coming I to adulthood, and able to make decisions like that mostly give advice on how you should value your body and not but anything degrading on it. Personally I think tattoos can be very cool.
Tbh as a Catholic I can understand someone being uncomfortable about organized religion, but if someone dumped that on me I’ll just stare at them like “ I’m catholic 😐” to make them feel awkward, then laugh about it with friends later 😂
“We are your alibi when you ala-lie” 😂 I love how it rhymes, thats the songwriter in you.
That one was my favorite 😂
Love it. My favorite
My 1st favorite, sew-sew 2nd favorite.
I was your 1000th like lol ☺️👌🏻😂 Just felt kinda cool to watch it go from 999 to 1000 lol.
LARGE funny
"Not hungry enough for a meal too hungry for a snack" truly is just my perpetual state of being 😭😭😭😭
Feltt😭
so trueeeeee
SAME-
Sorry, I don’t mean to be rude or anything, just trying to understand, is it that you feel like something between a meal and a snack? Or if you ate two snacks it wouldn’t be enough?
@MydogIsfluffy-io6fo to me, just snacks every 2 hours. A meal will make me throw up most times unless I've swimmed for hours, that's the only times I can stand a meal without my stomach hurting. Snacks are very easy to digest, small in proportions, sk every few hours they're perfect
"Your alibi when you ali - lie"😂😂😂
I’m this friend.
thx i didnt hear it the first time
@@dejahdanger me too. I'm 100% that friend... But I'm also a nosy friend. So if I'm lying for you I better know why... I won't call you out at the moment. But the second you have a chance you better call me or I will track your ass down to figure out what the hell's going on.
This service already exists.
we almost have the same name, my name is jaylee ^__^
"too tired to piss, too full of piss to sleep"-phoebe bridgers
i feel that so deep in my soul
That is such a mood omg
Great, now I need to pee. Am I going to get out of bed to pee? Not rn
phoebe bridgers moment
😂my dilema every night!😂
“I should and I won’t” should definitely be on a shirt 😂
I like that. 😂
😂😂
"Yeah, he DOES know excel, PROFICIENTLY"
My aunt literally did this for me while pretending to own a business. It got me the job. I love her.
Howwww? Don't they do background checks or something?😭
@@Karambolage17 Only for crimes! For past jobs all they do is call your last employer, and from what I've seen, they usually don't even go that far. Luckily, I haven't committed any crimes.. not that cops know of, lol. That life is far behind me. Drugs are lame.
I'm that aunt. 😂
@@seratonin7004I'm the "I'll lie today but we're both learning tonight" person.
@@ZeranZeranI am obviously not from same place as everyone, but in my state (USA) all they can do for the job references is ask if I worked there, to and from date, and maybe title.
Seriously, you should start Sew/Sew Clothing. Your creativity with the phrases is excellent, I'd totally wear that.
I am also ready to order, especially I should I won’t hoodie
#idwearthat
Same
Same! And it would be my first clothing item with some words on it because I always think they are not good enough. But these are great
I'll take a sweatshirt thanks
There should be a company called "Friend Zone" where you make friends with someone at the company so when you need someone to come with u to an event just ring them up and BOOM, not a lonely loser.
I need that
Just hire an escort
@@RonryAsAlways lol, I worked as an escort, there were a lot of wealthy "business men" that just hired us to come to expensive frivolous dinners just to be there, drink, eat, laugh, with them, hear their banters and jokes between each other, stupid shit really, eat, drink, laugh, look pretty in a cocktail dress, and boom get paid
Japan actually has a company like this!! You can hire someone to come with you to appointments (especially doctor appointments where you don't want to bother your family), out to eat, or just to sit with you and listen to you talk. Just whatever situation that you encounter and you don't want to be alone or be judged by friends or relatives
@@Platymapuss OMG, this is me to a T!!!! How can I turn this into a full time job? I'm like the good family friend who you can take to a corporate dinner party, just so you have someone to talk to & don't feel awkward showing up alone.
I also started driving a few old ladies from my church to their doctor's appointments, because their husbands died during COVID.
One of these gals was diagnosed w breast cancer. She asked me to come inside to meet her doctor. I ended up staying for the appt to be her notetaker. Now I go to all her appts w her, as her assistant/notetaker/emotional support buddy. There is SO MUCH to learn when you're dealing w cancer, there's no way an older adult will remember everything the doctor says.
How can I make a career out of this?
Is there an agency?
The "she responds with I'm mormon" that sounds a bit personal 😂
"I'm a 6 at best" killed me
“Hold Your Horses” equine therapy, thank you very much.
Omg love it
Wait, you're onto something
It’s time to get stable. Let’s rein your horse into emotional stability.
@@Maimgocouncil From sad to stable, saddle your symptoms today!
I went to horse therapy and I wish it was called this
Protect this woman. She’s going places
She also looks like she spent the entire night awake
SNL needs her immediately.
The “ I should but I won’t” resonated with me….. make a shirt with that phrase!
both of these resonate very much indeed
The shirt that says "should, but I won't" is my new life goal.
At this point, Elyse is an expert business woman.
Not hungry enough for a meal but too hungry for a snack is my existence in a nutshell.
What about two snacks?
@@destroyerasdfwhat about a
_Scooby snack?_
Sew-sew clothing should legit be your clothing line.
Someone put her on shark tank RIGHT NOWWWW💀
I have yet to see one of her 'not a business but should be' ideas that I wouldn't be 1000% pumped to participate in/ purchase from 😂🤘🏻🙌🏼
OK hang on but even better idea. New show where she goes on with like, 10?ish? medium to large funny ideas, rapid fires them off to the contestants, and then they have to each pick one and compete to make it work
Stat!!!! 😂
Yess pleeease
sew/sew clothing is such a good idea. I'd wear a shirt that says "kinda tired"
Hubby will take the “resentful” t-shirt and I want “kinda tired”.
ETA: hubby’s beef is with work…not me!
estimated time of arrival?
I think that she meant Explanation To Above.
Lol on social media ETA = Edit To Add (followed by the addition)
Sew/sew clothing should absolutely be a company!!
"and she responds with 'I'm Mormon'" YOU DID NOT 😭💀
edit: I am a member this is gold
edit 2: glad all the members can meet up!!
So relatable
Im a Mormon, and I freaking died 😂 she is not wrong tho 😂😂😂
lol, this video has summoned all of utah here
member too btw lol
@@rustyshadeofred utahians 🤠
im a mormon too ahha
Literally all of her LDS followers are dying. Me included 😂
I’m not Mormon anymore but I saw the “I’m mormon coming” lmao. I would’ve literally died.
Bro I once opened up about how the church has treated me awfully since I was young and I didn’t like it anymore TO A MORMON 💀
This has been one of my greatest fears after leaving lmao
What does that mean?
@@fairyloaf Mormonism is a religion/cult only found in the US. I dated an ex-Mormon, it’s definitely a cult.
@@fairyloafbasically cultist.
Sew/sew clothing alterations was a business I grew up near
“Not hungry enough for a meal but too hungry for a snack”
I need this shirt in my life ASAP
I actually cackle at these videos. Thank you for this level of creativity. Your effort does not go unnoticed ❤😂
So true!!!
My thoughts exactly. ❤❤❤
Exactly
As someone who lives in Utah, I get the “I’m Mormon” a lot 💀 😂
Yea same but I am but I prefer saying that I’m from the church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saint or I’m LDS since Mormons is no longer what we are called bc ppl thought we were worshipping the person Mormon even tho it’s centered around Christ
@@stevethehairharrington6169open your eyes.
@@IzzyExistnt you sound goofy bro "open your eyes", nobody asked.
@@stevethehairharrington6169 where I live the members (including myself don’t mind being called Mormons)
I’m Mormon and I was born and raised in Utah ❤
Not the "I'm mormon." 💀
FRRRR not enough ppl r talking abt that 😭
Lol. We've rebranded now too! Or rather, trying to return to the actual name. "I'm a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints."
Phew. Mouthful!
@@ColePanike I was brought up in the church. Y'all are still mormons to me lol 😆
I had to pause the video I'm laughing crying now 🤣 not the trauma
@@ColePanike nobody is saying all of that MORMOM 😂
Lmfaooooo not “we are your alibi when you Ali LIE”🤣😂🤣😂👌🏽
I'm telling you Elyse, YOU'RE A GENIUS!!!!! 😂🤣😂🥰🥰🙏❤️💙
Okay I definitely think we all need some Sew Sew clothing in our lives 😂😂😂❤️
The speed and intensity of these pitches always has me ready to just say yes and start a company lol
The ADHD is shining so hard here. My poor boyfriend for at least 30 minutes a day just sits there as I list imaginary business after imaginary business, idea after idea and many "ya know what I was thinking today's" before I'm like "OK BYEE" and go cook dinner.
Oh my god yes, I’m so glad this wasn’t just me
Yes catch the ideas and you can be a millionaire.
Omg same!!! My parents are fed up with me at this point 😂
@@lynnannhanks8519 too distracted to actually work diligently on it though 🥹
I’m getting the feeling that the Mormon one really happened 😂
My business is Sew Unconventional. I'm now low-key devastated that I didn’t think of Sew-Sew. 😂
These are brilliant! I would buy all of sew-sew clothing!
Me too 😂
Same the designs were actually pretty cute, i love the kinda tired and the just fine lol
I love this woman so much! She is absolutely perfect. Her humor just fits my vibe
Same!
she?
You're so good at these. You should start your own idea business where people come to you for business ideas and names.
She should have her own comedy show
I would 100% buy the ✨Resentful✨ shirt
Al-lie. When you need a friend to back up your lie.
Love it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My best friends mom used to be my reference for everything. She would always just pick up and say i was one of the best workers she'd ever had lol
Funny enough, even having adults willing to lie for you says good things about a young teen. Shows you’re at least likable and most likely respectful.
It’s a bit of a red flag if you can’t even get together ANY references, even if they’re fake. That shows you probably burn a lot of bridges.
I used to work in HR Consultancy and executive roles so I'm a handy referee for all sorts of things! It catches me off guard sometimes so I need to be on the ball to remember the script... 😉
Don't worry lol. As a Christian, organized religion also makes me uncomfortable 😂
Cuz Christianity isn't a religion, it's a relationship with Christ
THIS
Same
So you’re one of those “feel good” Christians that think they can do whatever they want just because they believe in Jesus. You need authority to prevent you from having false, heretical beliefs.
-a Catholic
@@alexandrapreston7283 yes, but Christ also wanted us to organize. To worship, to fellowship, to serve and be served, to teach the Word, and to keep each other walking in accordance.
It's both a relationship and a religion-- as in an outward act of worship, and organizing with fellow believers.
And it's very very hard, doesn't come naturally or easily for many of us.
The second one about organized religion is too relatable for me… I grew up LDS and stopped practicing in 2017… 😂😂😂 ahhhh this was so good
“we are you alibli, when you ala-lie” oMG 😂
“just fine”
literally me 98% of the time
I especially love “We’re your alibi when you Ali-lie.” 😂 I’m down for that! I can totally work there! I got you
Let's make that "Resentful" tee a reality!
A reali-tee
Yeah a real Tee
I love the uncomfortable swallow after “I’m Mormon”!! You are the best person ever!!
(P.S. I’m Mormon too 😉 but not offended don’t worry.
Same! I laughed so hard 😂❤
Ditto!
Me too dude! I love Elyse so much and nothing she could say would offend me because she's so funny and relatable and definitely deserves to have her own believes and opinions just as everybody does. :)
I was about to come on here to say the same thing 😂😊
Hahaha. Organized religion only makes me uncomfortable when I "forgot" to shower and shave my legs before church meetings. But Elyse is in some good company. Emily Dickinson and many many others have felt the same.
I feel like the last one wouldn’t work in the real world…
You always make me smile and that's a lot for a depressed person, thank you
As a mom of two young gremlins, I gotta say… I love that you just show up as your authentic self, cuz being a mom and working is no joke. thanks for showing your playful side and always making me laugh! Keep it up girl
That's so funny I'm Mormon and I've had that exact conversation 😂😂😂
Literally same!
same hahah
Omg lol
lol same
These are all necessary businesses I didn't know i definitely needed.
The pause after "I'm Mormon" killed me XD
“Elise DOES know excel.. PROFICIENTLY. I taught her myself!!” I NEED THIS SO BAD LMAOO
i have not pressed play yet but you don’t understand how excited i am to watch this. these are extremely funny and when i discovered last week i just couldn’t get enough. love you elyse
"I'm Mormon"
Ooof...💀
"I'm Mormon."
"I'm sorry. I hope you recover soon." 😂
Have you ever actually talked to a Mormon? No you haven’t
@@cryofpaine
“ I play overwatch 16 hours per day”
“ I hope you can do something productive with your life “ 😂
@@floop4108 Yeah, same energy. Both dedicating their lives to a fantasy. At least the Overwatch player isn't making the world worse.
@@cryofpaine ok… guess we’re not gonna talk ab how that was lowkey disrespectful
As a baptized (no longer active) Mormon... I legit just had the Captain and coke shoot up my nose 😂😂😂 I freaking love this chick. You are 100 the Balance my algorithm needed. Thanks for being here 💚
You’re absolutely right all of those businesses should be real 😂😂😂😂😂
“We are your alibi when you Ali-Lie” 😭🤣💀
You kill me! The fake business ideas are some of my favorites! 😂I came across your stuff at a very dark and difficult time. Laughter is the best medicine, and you my friend are hee-larious!!! I’m here for ALL of it! 👍🏼
I agree. Please make these happen.
All great ideas! "kinda tired" is my jam.
“Not hungry for a meal but too hungry for a snack” is me.
lololol You're sooooooo funny, OMG, I love you!! Those fake business are pure gold.
I promise you that Mormon understands why you struggle with organized religion. You're probably still good to be friends with her.
The other two I can see problems with implementation, but sew/sew clothing is actually a really damn good idea. I would rock every one of the shirts she suggested.
I’d like a t-shirt that says ctrl + z. That would be better than sew-sew. Thanks (fr) for being a true ally.
the last one is a genuinely good idea
If you make these business for real I swear you will make so much money 💵
"Eat Sh*t and Dye"- Combination restaurant/hair salon with extremely aggressive employees. Most reviews would mention hair in food and food in hair.
wow thats creative😂
These are so genius. Also I need her presentation skills
I'm Mormon, Elyse, and I freaking love you. Sorry religion makes you uncomfortable, and I hope it doesn't stop friendships from happening.
I’m impressed how you fuel the energy of the video without taking a single breath, I wish I could do that, I’d be able to blow up a hot air balloon! Love your energy
Omg i need the 3rd one so bad rn, i messed up lol
Breaking out the fabric markers to add "kinda tired" to a shirt right now, that shit is too relateable
I actually love this 😂 ~*Resentful*~
as a mormon, i feel noticed
SAMEEE
If you don’t know what Morman is, I’m pretty sure it’s when you’re able to marry a family member any age and sex..
This is all needed in life!
As an ex Mormon, I've come close to that conversation many times on both sides. "I'm Mormon" before I left and "organized religion makes me uncomfortable" after 😂😂 I giggled too hard at this
I need these businesses to be a thing
“Maybe you used sugar instead of salt”
I in fact used sugar instead of salt on an entire batch of fries while working at McDonald’s…
The third one is my absolute favorite! And fr, that'd be soooo useful!
stop the last one is actually so useful 😭😭
Sew Sew Clothing def needs to exist, and you need to create it
Sew-Sew clothing when you're just so-so. 😆
Al-lie should also come with awkward moment pop ups, like you find yourself in a convenience store and the creepy coworker comes in and now is asking for your info and if you're with someone... Ring ring, suddenly your "mom/sister/brother/ family member" calls and you can leave
Thanks for the morning giggle- wry funny and creative ❤
I just left the Mormon church and had to break down laughing 😭😭
Escaping the Mormon church be like that. A coworker told me yesterday that my body is a temple and I’m like and I’ll decorate it
LDS here. I have my beliefs but that doesnt keep me from thinking tattoos on other people are wicked cool. Unless its "no ragrets". Less cool.
But also none of my business. Wonder why your coworker felt the need to tell you what to do with your body. We aren't supposed to judge others but sadly, many do.
I'm a JW and don't believe in getting tattoos either. But I respect that everyone makes their own choices, and tattoos do look kinda cool sometimes. It's just not for me.
Yeah and also we don’t say like “if you have a tattoo you cant come to church” every one is welcome, and guidelines for youth coming I to adulthood, and able to make decisions like that mostly give advice on how you should value your body and not but anything degrading on it. Personally I think tattoos can be very cool.
Get this woman some INVESTORS!
“I’m a 6 at best”
Need it, so truee
if sew sew clothing was real i would be paying the ceo's rent
Elise, you are brilliant, and this is honestly one of your funniest videos 😂
The awkward pause after "I'm Mormon" was perfect comedic timing. 10/10.
Tbh as a Catholic I can understand someone being uncomfortable about organized religion, but if someone dumped that on me I’ll just stare at them like “ I’m catholic 😐” to make them feel awkward, then laugh about it with friends later 😂
Catholic here as well, why is it uncomfortable? What even is not organized religion?
@@helplessnarwhal3722
I guess people who are religious but do not claim a church/go to church.
As a Mormon, I laughed way too hard at that joke. 😂🤣😂🤣 oh my gosh, I love all of these ideas.
Ditto!
You are amazing with these businesses! Keep em coming!
The comedic timing you have is A1