Agree! Also a genius. The woman is unstoppable. A real renaissance gal. So glad she made herself known to more of us who would not have the delight of doing so had she not put herself out here on the intrawebs. 💕🙏🏼
That bakery idea is actually incredibly possible. You can print on sugar paper and just plop it on baked goods. The messages are actually the easy part lol.
@@PM-yr6vg yeah but the point is that the baked goods wouldnt taste very good because they're there primarily to send passive agressive messages and you don't want some guy who cheated on u getting yummy brownies
As someone who crochets, I would pay an annual membership just to be able to send my yarn to someone else to be u tangled. Holy crap, half of all my projects are just me crying and trying to untangle the yarn I have
when i was like 5 i ran a yarn detangling "shop" out of my closet and just sat in the bottom of my closet with a flashlight and a bundle of my mum's tangled yarn and untangled it. all afternoon. i even had a sign made of cardboard 😭 elyse is really validating my childhood life choices here
I’m an introvert and my stepdad’s entire family is VERY Midwestern. My mom is more outgoing than me, but my stepdad’s family makes those doughnuts seem EXTREMELY introverted.
I would like to apply for a position at Knot Again. I love untangling things, like yarn or all the Christmas lights you own that were haphazardly thrown into a box and are now just a glowing mess. Seriously, I would take this job.
me too. i'd love to submit my application. my resume is that i recently detangled a three-layer necklace that kept getting twisted because the chains were attached out of order. i did in fact detach and reattach chains in order to fix it for good. i would be great working in the jewelry department lmao
I’d be employee of the month every month at ‘Knot Again’. People always used to come to me when they had things they thought were not unkottable, but I’d always get it done and back to them within the same day 💪 Edit: they only stopped bc some things don’t have wires anymore and bc we didn’t have classes together anymore 🚶🏽
I would love getting paid to do that! People used to bring me headphones with cords and jewelry (chains) mostly. I agree 100% with the person who said that it is so satisfying.
Lol I told this lady who was a customer at the gym I worked at that sometimes I didn’t mind untangling jewelry and such cuz it keeps my hands busy. Well then she offered to pay me $20 to untangle her entire stash of jewelry for her. I was high key offended by that… lol as if I don’t have better things to do for just $20. 👀
Oh my goodness same I'm always able to get things that are in knots out of knots mainly because it's fun and it keeps me entertained and I just get so in-depth into it
I volunteered to un knot my friends balls (like 15 of them) after she putt them loose in the washer to rescue them from a house fire they had, luckily i found out before she washhed all of them n took her to the store for mesh bags to keep the others apartwhile washing!
I’d work for Knot Again. I was so bored at the craft store I worked at that I spent time during the slow days untangling the yarn that people pulled apart and put on the shelf. Yarn we had for who knows how many years was finally getting sold. My manager just complained that I was taking up too much time, but I had literally done everything else I could do. I couldn’t switch departments because somebody had to watch the fabric table in case customers showed up
Take your knitting needle and poke down on the center of the knot. Wiggle/screw down the tip repetitiously until it eventually loosens the center of the knot. If your crochet needle point is too big, use a thin toothpick. Be gentle don't scrape to cause fraying. I ❤ untangling things. I am a veteran master untangler. 🤓. If my finger doesn't work, this method never fails. You have to have patience, be gentle, and never pull against the tension. Ease into them, the tangled elements will fall away in time. I am yet to be defeated by a tangle. 🏆🧶🧵🏆.
I seriously love good knot challenges! As a kid, all my friends and my Grandma would bring me their knots to unknot. I especially love untangling jewelry like necklaces.
The fact that I would actually make a good employee at the last one. People always come to me to untangle their stuff cause I do it fast and with a smile.
I would love to watch Elyse in a full length movie long comedy special. It doesn’t have to be for a live audience. Just a collection of stories and this and I would be very very happy. Her writing and delivery is pure excellence
@@caitlins.9017 Have you seen a drunken bird? Just makes the experience better. Besides, there is a somewhat simple fix. Screw on lids on the cups. Sure it may not look pretty, but those birds won't be getting into any drinks. And being screwed on instead of pushed on makes it so smarter birds can't get the lid off
Same! I have vivid memories of my grandma saving her jewelry for me to visit each summer and untangling her delicate chains. She praised my patience and stubbornness (and young eyes) while I worked at the kitchen table. My latest claim to fame 😂 is saving an inexplicably horrible mess of fine sock wool yarn my mom was ready to toss.
In highschool kids would actually pay me to detangle stuff. 5 bucks for normal stuff 10 for wigs. (I accidentally got a bunch of people into cosplaying) someone literally came to me with Christmas lights 💀
Okay I actually LOVE untangling ridiculous knots in necklaces, Christmas lights, etc. My mother's friends used to drop things off at the house when I was a teenager so they could get their crap straightened out, and I could get twenty minutes of anri-anxiety detangling.
When I was a kid, probably 6 or 7 I had a tangled piece of string that went with a toy. My whole family and I left for a few hours and when I returned the string was perfectly laid out where I had left the toy without any loops or anything. Freaked me out.
I’ve taken a few business/marketing classes (don’t ask me why, I don’t know) Now I am going to use the knowledge I learned from those classes and use one of your ideas. You’ll definitely be credited and have some of what money I may make.
![[DRIP] ‘BILLIONAIRE’ PREVIEW](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/m0eXQD0gIeE/mqdefault.jpg)
Elyse is a businesswoman who doesn't know she is one 😂😂
Facts!
Agree! Also a genius.
The woman is unstoppable. A real renaissance gal. So glad she made herself known to more of us who would not have the delight of doing so had she not put herself out here on the intrawebs. 💕🙏🏼
So true
Oh, she's finding out & I'm lovin it!😊
The last one and that first one. I would like to contribute to the capital 😂
I love how each of these fake businesses also have amazing taglines.
and awesome logos too 😂
Fr, elize has genuine talent for this lol
@@clartblart3266 fr I'm in love with these videos, they're genuinely so freaking good!! 😩♡
she would be so good at jackbox
@tsb4576 duuuude what? My new life goal is to play that with her 🤣🙌
The aggressive pushing of that button just makes this so top tier
my favorite part too
As a person who always detangles other people's knots, you just made me realize I should charge them
Right? Getting some money just for untying a knot someone else didn't want too.
I would pay!!!
If you provide a storage solution, so it never gets tangled up again, you can charge. 😂
Same
I was litterally just thinking about doing that when I saw the vid too 😅
“Be careful not to get so drunk that you mistake a cockatiel for a cocktail…”
😂🤭🤣🦜🍹
That bakery idea is actually incredibly possible. You can print on sugar paper and just plop it on baked goods. The messages are actually the easy part lol.
Browniegod already does that but only with brownies.
@@PM-yr6vg yeah but the point is that the baked goods wouldnt taste very good because they're there primarily to send passive agressive messages and you don't want some guy who cheated on u getting yummy brownies
@@saucysalsa3119 great! Even easier baking and cuts costs on services
It remind me of the show 2 broke girls one of the main character “max” did something similar
@@saucysalsa3119maybe you can make a special order? Like call the bakery, and tell them exactly what you want?
As someone who crochets, I would pay an annual membership just to be able to send my yarn to someone else to be u tangled. Holy crap, half of all my projects are just me crying and trying to untangle the yarn I have
Crocheters unite✊🧶
Ravelry has a group of people that actually do this...just sayin.
😂😂 same
Ooooh I believe there IS a groupw that does this, mostly knitters!
The amount of tears I have shed over knotted yarn is embarrassing to be honest
Bite Me Bakery *needs* to happen now!!
Yaaaas!!
Cheater Cheater Brownie Eater😂😂😂....would change that to Theresa Sontag Ward though instead of Jessica!
Def using that idea for my future bakery! 😂
Most bakeries are accommodating and will write anything you want on the pastry!
For rwal
what you consider "Medium funny" I think is absolute gold 😭🤧❤️
The knot again one is ingenious and honestly your branding acumen alone is applaudable.
when i was like 5 i ran a yarn detangling "shop" out of my closet and just sat in the bottom of my closet with a flashlight and a bundle of my mum's tangled yarn and untangled it. all afternoon. i even had a sign made of cardboard 😭 elyse is really validating my childhood life choices here
you need to make this childhood business a real thing
I found another person who also enjoys untangling things
@@maem7462 there are now 3 of us
@@Darkmoon331 there are 4 of us!
@@ira6391there are 5 of us!
Someone PLEASE just hire this woman!!! She can help so many! And as a Midwesterner, I hereby approve of the first one!
I’m an introvert and my stepdad’s entire family is VERY Midwestern. My mom is more outgoing than me, but my stepdad’s family makes those doughnuts seem EXTREMELY introverted.
@@galaxygirlstudio5347 Fellow miraculous fan SPOTTED 🫵
@@beanzieaoh gosh, you're reminding me of my dark past with that show
I would like to apply for a position at Knot Again. I love untangling things, like yarn or all the Christmas lights you own that were haphazardly thrown into a box and are now just a glowing mess. Seriously, I would take this job.
You are a very special and useful human, we appreciate your existence.
me too. i'd love to submit my application. my resume is that i recently detangled a three-layer necklace that kept getting twisted because the chains were attached out of order. i did in fact detach and reattach chains in order to fix it for good. i would be great working in the jewelry department lmao
Me too! Idk if it's my autism or what but it brings me such immense joy!!
Honestly, same. I'd apply immediately
Omg, I thought I was the ONLY one! I have always been the designated untangler in my family! 😅
I’d be employee of the month every month at ‘Knot Again’. People always used to come to me when they had things they thought were not unkottable, but I’d always get it done and back to them within the same day 💪
Edit: they only stopped bc some things don’t have wires anymore and bc we didn’t have classes together anymore 🚶🏽
I would love getting paid to do that! People used to bring me headphones with cords and jewelry (chains) mostly. I agree 100% with the person who said that it is so satisfying.
Lol I told this lady who was a customer at the gym I worked at that sometimes I didn’t mind untangling jewelry and such cuz it keeps my hands busy. Well then she offered to pay me $20 to untangle her entire stash of jewelry for her. I was high key offended by that… lol as if I don’t have better things to do for just $20. 👀
Oh my goodness same I'm always able to get things that are in knots out of knots mainly because it's fun and it keeps me entertained and I just get so in-depth into it
ME TOO I LOVE UNTANGLING JEWELRY AND HEADPHONES😅
I volunteered to un knot my friends balls (like 15 of them) after she putt them loose in the washer to rescue them from a house fire they had, luckily i found out before she washhed all of them n took her to the store for mesh bags to keep the others apartwhile washing!
The last business I'd love working at. Detangling stuff is so soothing 🥰🥰🥰
I’d work for Knot Again. I was so bored at the craft store I worked at that I spent time during the slow days untangling the yarn that people pulled apart and put on the shelf. Yarn we had for who knows how many years was finally getting sold. My manager just complained that I was taking up too much time, but I had literally done everything else I could do. I couldn’t switch departments because somebody had to watch the fabric table in case customers showed up
Congratulations 👏🎆👏🎆👏🎆👏!!! You are hired in the yarn department!! Well done Stealtheart Draws! Welcome to the Knot again team!
Honestly you could beat like every marketing director either like seriously
Please we need an unknotting business I’ve genuinely had to just throw away genuinely good wool or use it as stuffing fluff because it’s so knotted 😂
That sounds like an interesting challenge.
Yes, I'm the type that would work there.
Take your knitting needle and poke down on the center of the knot. Wiggle/screw down the tip repetitiously until it eventually loosens the center of the knot. If your crochet needle point is too big, use a thin toothpick. Be gentle don't scrape to cause fraying.
I ❤ untangling things. I am a veteran master untangler. 🤓. If my finger doesn't work, this method never fails. You have to have patience, be gentle, and never pull against the tension. Ease into them, the tangled elements will fall away in time.
I am yet to be defeated by a tangle.
🏆🧶🧵🏆.
I seriously love good knot challenges! As a kid, all my friends and my Grandma would bring me their knots to unknot. I especially love untangling jewelry like necklaces.
I would love that job tbh
There are actually people on Ravelry that will do untangle yarn for you
The PowerPoints are so simple but so effective with your use of effects, transitions and beautifully simple but informational slides
Right? Like get this woman a job in advertising STAT
The fact that she said all of that with a serious face💀
Elyse would be the BEST marketing manager for literally ANYONE'S idea. Hands down.
Every single random thing people want to turn into a business she could market and get you on Shark tank.
The fact that I would actually make a good employee at the last one. People always come to me to untangle their stuff cause I do it fast and with a smile.
This brings me SO much joy.
She IS joy!!! Easily my favoritest youtuber. She's the kind of friend I pray for.
I would love to watch Elyse in a full length movie long comedy special. It doesn’t have to be for a live audience. Just a collection of stories and this and I would be very very happy. Her writing and delivery is pure excellence
" and we are knot kidding around" LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Whatever TH-cam is paying you, it’s just not enough for the level of quality content
😂😂😂
This woman is actually fucking brilliant and she doesn't even really realize it.
I've actually toyed with the idea of making a "Knot Again" business because I love untangling things. 😂
I do too! Omg
Same!
I swear damn near all of your "business proposals" I for real want to see happen! Love it!
You’re such a pleasure to watch. This is so thorough
As a massive bird person I need the Chirp and Slurp to happen.
I have a feeling that it would be an amazing place for dates
We absolutely need this.
I see it being more of a travelling event than a full on permanent place but it definetly needs to be a thing
See all I can think of is how many exotic birds would just be getting absolutely zonked off of unsupervised cocktails lol
@@caitlins.9017 Have you seen a drunken bird? Just makes the experience better. Besides, there is a somewhat simple fix. Screw on lids on the cups. Sure it may not look pretty, but those birds won't be getting into any drinks. And being screwed on instead of pushed on makes it so smarter birds can't get the lid off
Untangling gives me so much joy.
Then your the right one to start Knot again!
Sabina, you'll be pleased to know that we are now taking applications!!! Please share about your favourite items to Knot again?
Me too!! Especially cables and sturdy yarn.
fr, I was thinking I'd like to work at Knot Again because untangling things is one of my core competencies 😁
Same! I have vivid memories of my grandma saving her jewelry for me to visit each summer and untangling her delicate chains. She praised my patience and stubbornness (and young eyes) while I worked at the kitchen table. My latest claim to fame 😂 is saving an inexplicably horrible mess of fine sock wool yarn my mom was ready to toss.
Trademark these! They are gold! 😂
I was just thinking this...am I allowed to start any of these rad businesses?!?!?
Yes I can see a Bite Me Bakery starting up tomorrow
Knot again should really hire me! 🙋♀️
Untangling stuff is my extreme sport!
So. Much. Love. Especially your delivery! Yes!!!!
I would apply for Knott again immediately. Untangling things is sooo satisfying
Same. Does untangling my own curly hair count as experience? 😂
Same! Where do I apply? Experienced with yarn, fishing line and random wires/cables! That job would be so satisfying! 😂
Slurp and chirp has this introverts heart! 😊❤
Give her all the money, these are fantastic
As a crocheter, I’d really appreciate that last one
Id work for the last one I find untangling things relaxing
In highschool kids would actually pay me to detangle stuff. 5 bucks for normal stuff 10 for wigs. (I accidentally got a bunch of people into cosplaying) someone literally came to me with Christmas lights 💀
I would work at Knot Again. There's something so satisfying about getting out a knot. Could also apply to a massage therapist.
I would join this too. Someone needs to start this.
And to get paid for it too, that would be great
Okay I actually LOVE untangling ridiculous knots in necklaces, Christmas lights, etc. My mother's friends used to drop things off at the house when I was a teenager so they could get their crap straightened out, and I could get twenty minutes of anri-anxiety detangling.
I think you know what you have to do
I thought the knot concept was gonna be something meta and terrifyingly existential
I genuinely love this series.
I love love love her sense of humor, it’s everything.
Those first 2 actually sounds like great business ideas.
Dude you are so witty!! I love watching these!! I love how real you are and unapologetically yourself. I admire your personality. 😊
Please continue this! This is just amazing.
Bro...youre a genius 😂
There's a bakery in the UK that will send those messages in brownies, and they make videos and put them on TH-cam.
If we are thinking of the same place, I thought they were Australian
What are they called? 👀
@@allthingsnimsical1073Browniegod!
These are all really good business ideas though. Clever and interesting.
100% on point with these ideas.
I'll franchise the businesses in Australia once they get off the ground.
Knot again is a GREAT idea! Those knots can get frustrating
I would visit every one of these businesses!!!
I needed this energy in my life
This women is a genius
Genius. You make everyones day!❤
That’s fantastic! 😂😂😂made my day!
Girl ! The hyper focus on this one I know was real AF!!! 😂😂😂😂 great job 👏🏼
Every single one of your fake business ideas are genius fr
When I was a kid, probably 6 or 7 I had a tangled piece of string that went with a toy. My whole family and I left for a few hours and when I returned the string was perfectly laid out where I had left the toy without any loops or anything. Freaked me out.
Looks like Pancho’s cousin is more gracious than him
You're a damn genius.
I apply for the position of untangler for Knot Again
I'm obsessed with every one of these videos you put out. Keep em coming!
Your medium funny business ideas make me ecstatic every time.
Dude, i love un-knotting things, it is like a therapy, gimme money and send me your knots, win win win😂
she took business to a whole other level 💀 1000th comment 😌
I would totally be up to work for knot again. I crochet and make jewelry.
SAME!
Lady, you crushed it. Funny lady! Enjoyed everything.
I’ve taken a few business/marketing classes (don’t ask me why, I don’t know)
Now I am going to use the knowledge I learned from those classes and use one of your ideas. You’ll definitely be credited and have some of what money I may make.
U know you’re just giving away great business ideas for free right? ❤
YES!! The last one NEEDS to be a business!!!
Why dose her ideas sound amazing
Give me a tutorial on how to make presentations as good as you dooooo!!!
GET THIS WOMAN ONTO SHARKTANK ALREADY
Knot again is freaking genius guys we need this
I cannot get enough of your videos! Keep doing what you’re doing gurl 💪🏼💯
THE LAST ONE NEEDS TO EXIST
She is a whole entrepreneur, and the world needs her! These are all legit concepts 👏👏👏
these all are actually so good
I wholeheartedly love every single one of these! 😂💕
Knot Again!!! 😂🤣 That's fucking brilliant!!!
I used to volunteer at a charity shop and untangling the donated necklaces was my favourite part of the day!
The second one is fun until they start pooping💀
These are brilliant, especially the clever punny descriptions
the last one would actually be the perfect job for me because I am oddly good at untangling things!😂 jewelry, wires, thread, earbuds, you name it.
the last one would seriously be amazing tho😭
The word play....chefs kiss!! We are KNOT kidding around! 😂
The first one is actually genius.
"Knot Again" is too perfect 😂
Keep it up, Elise! These are medium hilarious 😂
I actually LOVE unoting stuff🤣🤣👍🏼 I wouldn’t mind working there
knot again finna be booming in early december
Knot Again would probably do really well in malls, airports and train stations in or near densely populated areas
When this lady gets more famous in the Shorts world she needs to collab with Mr. RaZeR
Elyse,
You are fantastic.
I just admire you SO MUCH.
HOW DO YOU KEEP PULLING THESE OUT OF THIN AIR?!?!?! I’m convinced you could literally dominate every industry.
The last one could low-key work
She presented them so well that I'm ready to invest in all 3 of these