I would like to think the true gods of Sburb, are the Dev team. Like, imagine if the Dev of Mind was looking through the session library, looked at Session 413, spat out their coffee, and the DevTeam suddenly just had a huge mess they would have to fix. If the random procedurally generated nature of Sburb got this bad, the Dev Team would be spending hours upon hours just trying to make sense of it all, AND THEN deciding which enemies, or how many enemies they would have to take out, or redo so they weren’t so OP. As well as a second thought and reversion of the logic behind 1-2 player sessions, HEAVILY, as well as the major installment of systems of new rules and restrictions, new difficulty rungs added to differentiate and subvert sessions like 413 from happening again. “-OH BOY, AND YOU BET IM MOVING THE CAL_CHERUBS_ENTITIES SOMEWHERE ELSE ENTIRELY. THEY...HE, CANNOT EXIST. I DONT KNOW WHAT MADE THIS GAME SESSION SO BAD, BUT THERE ARE ASPECTS WE CANNOT HAVE AT ALL. OH, AND ALSO, MAKE SURE THAT BATTERWITCH ENTITY ESPECIALLY IS RESTRICTED, I THOUGHT WE MADE IT CLEAR PARADOX SPACE ISN'T EASY TO TRAVEL TO IF YOU AREN'T A PLAYER, AND YOU VERY WELL KNOW WHAT I THINK IS CLEAR. AND MAKE SURE FIRST GUARDIANS PROTOTYPES AREN'T SO, SO...UGH! I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO ABOUT THAT CAN OF WORMS, JUST TURN OFF THAT PROTOTYPING POSSIBILTY FOR KNOW." The Dev of Mind explained to the Dev of Space. "Ugh...honestly Mike, first, you don't have to shout so loud, two, the only reason this stupid session was possible was because Barry didn't double check what could and couldn't be used through the Ecto-biology machines, and the Black Queen under the influence of a monster that technically didn't exist, created his existence using the machine, which shouldn't have worked but it did. All that other stuff about Lord classes and enemy stats, yeah, we'll get on it, but that little detail is what caused the sesh to be doomed in the first place. That, and the Rouge of Void and the Heir of Breath unknowingly putting the puppet back in time to start the process in the first place." "..... *I'M SORRY WHAT?!*" "okyeahi'lltalktoyalaterbye" *ZAP* The Dev of Space then made his way to the Dev of Hope’s room of operations, where they would find, subvert, and fix all the errors and unfair advantages that made what could’ve been such a simple session, into an example of how bad the factors of Sburb beta could get. That’s when he had a thought. About first guardians. How that peculiar doctor was created, another rung of that cherub's unfair advantage ladder, that the Devs would chop down. “Hey Henry, I’ve been thinking. You know that little cueball guy?" "Yeah?" "I was thinking...We have G-Dog...and G-Cat...what about G-Man? Like, not like a right hand man, but rather, an actual guardian, that guards the session. Like the parent guardians. He'll be like the overseer, making sure the timeline is safe, rather than screwed." "...….Ace, you creative son of a bitch."
Woah, that is so fitting in retrospect! Since it's the title theme of the series DARK which is also about circular time and timeloops etc. Almost like a prediction.
I tried to replicate it in Audacity. It seems that they're using the echo effect with the delay time set to 0.02 and the decay factor set to 0.5. There's also some reverb.
My god, I've never heard a better Doc Scratch voice. Props to you, good sir.
Oh that voice is a treat to the ears- that's incredibly pleasant.
Ugh, why is this so perfect? Can hardly stand it! Please do more!
VelcroRaptor Ikr!
I could listen to this over and over again, in fact, I am doing that! It's just so awesome.
same. their voice... is hyyyppnnnoothhyyziiiiiiiinngggggg
He is an excellent host.
I would like to think the true gods of Sburb, are the Dev team.
Like, imagine if the Dev of Mind was looking through the session library, looked at Session 413, spat out their coffee, and the DevTeam suddenly just had a huge mess they would have to fix. If the random procedurally generated nature of Sburb got this bad, the Dev Team would be spending hours upon hours just trying to make sense of it all, AND THEN deciding which enemies, or how many enemies they would have to take out, or redo so they weren’t so OP. As well as a second thought and reversion of the logic behind 1-2 player sessions, HEAVILY, as well as the major installment of systems of new rules and restrictions, new difficulty rungs added to differentiate and subvert sessions like 413 from happening again.
“-OH BOY, AND YOU BET IM MOVING THE CAL_CHERUBS_ENTITIES SOMEWHERE ELSE ENTIRELY.
THEY...HE, CANNOT EXIST. I DONT KNOW WHAT MADE THIS GAME SESSION SO BAD, BUT THERE ARE ASPECTS WE CANNOT HAVE AT ALL. OH, AND ALSO, MAKE SURE THAT BATTERWITCH ENTITY ESPECIALLY IS RESTRICTED, I THOUGHT WE MADE IT CLEAR PARADOX SPACE ISN'T EASY TO TRAVEL TO IF YOU AREN'T A PLAYER, AND YOU VERY WELL KNOW WHAT I THINK IS CLEAR. AND MAKE SURE FIRST GUARDIANS PROTOTYPES AREN'T SO, SO...UGH! I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO ABOUT THAT CAN OF WORMS, JUST TURN OFF THAT PROTOTYPING POSSIBILTY FOR KNOW." The Dev of Mind explained to the Dev of Space.
"Ugh...honestly Mike, first, you don't have to shout so loud, two,
the only reason this stupid session was possible was because Barry didn't double check what could and couldn't be used through the Ecto-biology machines, and the Black Queen under the influence of a monster that technically didn't exist, created his existence using the machine, which shouldn't have worked but it did. All that other stuff about Lord classes and enemy stats, yeah, we'll get on it, but that little detail is what caused the sesh to be doomed in the first place. That, and the Rouge of Void and the Heir of Breath unknowingly putting the puppet back in time to start the process in the first place."
"..... *I'M SORRY WHAT?!*"
"okyeahi'lltalktoyalaterbye" *ZAP*
The Dev of Space then made his way to the Dev of Hope’s room of operations, where they would find, subvert, and fix all the errors and unfair advantages that made what could’ve been such a simple session, into an example of how bad the factors of Sburb beta could get.
That’s when he had a thought. About first guardians.
How that peculiar doctor was created, another rung of that cherub's unfair advantage ladder, that the Devs would chop down.
“Hey Henry, I’ve been thinking. You know that little cueball guy?"
"Yeah?"
"I was thinking...We have G-Dog...and G-Cat...what about G-Man?
Like, not like a right hand man, but rather, an actual guardian, that guards the session. Like the parent guardians.
He'll be like the overseer, making sure the timeline is safe, rather than screwed."
"...….Ace, you creative son of a bitch."
no way i mean no fucking way, NO WON is that good..
i just do not believe what i saw, what KIND of skills even are those
GOD. DAAAAAAMMNN
I’m mid Doc Scratch hyperfixation and I’m TWEAKING over this OH MY GOD.
you too?
Oh god...that voice o-O
Ikr
Gooooodddd daaaaaammmn I love a good Homestuck VA video and this is like on the top of my list right now.
this is definitely one of the best doc scratch voices i ever heard
I love this voice acting
That was pretty damn awesome.
This is both the purest and the least pure
*trembling* *thinks* That settles it! Next time, I'm going to a normal repair shop!
This should've been picked for Voxus!!
tbh i like the more classy voice
_Yo this is so gOOD-_
...whimper...
WHAT. ok people were as unhinged a decade ago as they are now lovely
remember
OHHHHH MMMMYYYYYYY GGGOOOOODDD THIS IS SOME GOOOOOOD SHIT👀👀👀👌👌👌😩😩😩
I'm ready
So smol
Ooohh too many years too late to properly comment. Ah well. Well done at least.
He's sounds like Shockwave.
What Is the song you used in the background for this video?
Damn
great video! Wish octopimp did a version of it though....
Whats this music, like holy shit
+Drake Davidson I've wanted to know for so long, it really frustrates me!
+Drake Davidson Asked them on their blog, they answered Apparat - Goodbye
Woah, that is so fitting in retrospect! Since it's the title theme of the series DARK which is also about circular time and timeloops etc.
Almost like a prediction.
What voice filter is being used?
I tried to replicate it in Audacity. It seems that they're using the echo effect with the delay time set to 0.02 and the decay factor set to 0.5. There's also some reverb.
Does anyone know what the music.
what is the song in the background
Goodbye - Apparat (albeit slowed and slighted distorted)
holy f**k is that discoholic???
The song is from Dark no?
Why is he short
He’s around four foot I believe canonically