What Your Favorite Marvel (Avengers) Ship Says About You

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  • @AlexAnder-ri8ns
    @AlexAnder-ri8ns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4334

    When you ship Tony and Dr Strange you're basically a Sherlock Holmes fan.

    • @percyross7612
      @percyross7612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Which is why I ship Stephen Strange and Agent Ross.

    • @zqueen1229
      @zqueen1229 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That explains so much

    • @scofieldvictoria
      @scofieldvictoria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bonus points for both Dr. Strange and Sherlock being played by Benedict Cumberbatch.
      Also, yes.

    • @dylandarnell3657
      @dylandarnell3657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@scofieldvictoria The joke is that both actors played Sherlock Holmes (Benedict Cumberbatch in the modern-setting Moffat series, RDJ in the Guy Ritchie period films).

  • @smolbluegoblin
    @smolbluegoblin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2330

    "Your definition of a romcom includes Thor: Ragnarok"
    You damn right it does

    • @edslushie570
      @edslushie570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      My definition of a good rom-com IS Thor: Ragnarok!

    • @friedchicken3917
      @friedchicken3917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      My favorite rom com by far

    • @TexasAmour
      @TexasAmour 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      the real question is: whose definition of a romcom /doesn't/ include thor: ragnarok?

    • @raisa1918
      @raisa1918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I fucking died there because yeah! Of course!

    • @chestersnap
      @chestersnap 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was there even romance in that movie? I honestly can't remember

  • @lordember1101
    @lordember1101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3318

    "You were writing supernatural slash BEFORE Castiel was introduced"
    WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS AISUDASKJFKJFD

    • @featherlight858
      @featherlight858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT THAT JOKE

    • @yahikokurotama4351
      @yahikokurotama4351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I died crying inside 😂😂😂😂

    • @HornetHK
      @HornetHK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      OH NO NOT THE WINCEST

    • @yourstalker7386
      @yourstalker7386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Ahhh yes Wincest. Brings back memories. Lol

    • @mishamusha8233
      @mishamusha8233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      AHHHH EW

  • @aliciaschroeder7212
    @aliciaschroeder7212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3168

    Valkyrie/Carol:
    Your a lesbian who probably wants to date both

    • @katherinelittle4303
      @katherinelittle4303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Same with Blackhill and Natasha/Sharon Carter and like all the wlw ships

    • @im19ice3
      @im19ice3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *slow clap*

    • @elspethtirel2461
      @elspethtirel2461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Additionally you're a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of a lesbian that could crush your head with her thighs

    • @themaskedunicorn905
      @themaskedunicorn905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      F u c k

    • @evelynivy6124
      @evelynivy6124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes hi it me

  • @fangedladybug
    @fangedladybug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7933

    it's the same 5 jokes every video but I keep laughing

    • @luiza.limaneves
      @luiza.limaneves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Because it's soooo good

    • @weiyin8046
      @weiyin8046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@literaIIyshy i think they're saying transphobes have 1 joke (i.e. that stupid attack helicopter joke), not that he's transphobic (i may be wrong though)

    • @cutecommie
      @cutecommie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@weiyin8046 This topic was inserted into these comments quite unnecessarily.
      The only people who are more notorious at making everything about themselves than Kpop stans and JoJo fans are the trans community.

    • @weiyin8046
      @weiyin8046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@cutecommie bruv what lmao, it's hardly that off topic. you can see the connection pretty easily

    • @sparkriel4997
      @sparkriel4997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @Queefling ah, found the transphobe

  • @thehopeofeden597
    @thehopeofeden597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3715

    “I don’t know if a pair can qualify as a bickering married couple if they didn’t like each other in the first place.”
    This series has started to ask the real questions.

    • @digifreak90
      @digifreak90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Bickering Arranged Marriage Couple, maybe?

    • @hawk_zero6531
      @hawk_zero6531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@digifreak90 That sounds absolutely beautiful

    • @ButterflyScarlet
      @ButterflyScarlet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@kittyplayz1480 It's because they're both overly snarky bastards who also played Sherlock. That's literally the only thing connecting them. It's like the people who ship Dr Strange with Everett because he's played by Martin Freeman

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not exactly zone doll.

  • @Brione30
    @Brione30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2079

    Alternately for Carol/Maria:
    You just want the MCU to be gayer. And really, who wouldn’t?

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Well I know who wouldn't, but we don't have to get into that.

    • @peppa3621
      @peppa3621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      loki's pan

    • @peppa3621
      @peppa3621 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Some random person bc ur homophobic?

    • @peppa3621
      @peppa3621 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Some random person thats why u dont want gay relationships??? get help

    • @huh.2
      @huh.2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m always a slut for the *domestic* and *kidfic* tags on ao3

  • @baldchara
    @baldchara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +973

    Rocket x basically anyone out there: i don't care how hard you deny it, you are a _furry_

    • @bceoofcharlescultandmember2428
      @bceoofcharlescultandmember2428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      What about rocket x groot? 🥵🥵🥴 tree roots about to make me act up

    • @baldchara
      @baldchara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@bceoofcharlescultandmember2428 oh, funny you bring it up. shipping grocket makes a person a double furry. Don't question my logic, it just does. Speaking from experience here

    • @DinsRune
      @DinsRune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      If you ship Rocket and you say you're not a furry, you're both a liar and a coward.

    • @smolbean4789
      @smolbean4789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No I'm definitely a furry.

    • @darthvader5853
      @darthvader5853 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I ship him and his girlfriend cant remember her name but shes in the game and the comics

  • @ButterflyColors
    @ButterflyColors 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1581

    Who else says *“who wouldn’t”* with him every time

    • @annabethchase297
      @annabethchase297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me✋🏻

    • @mirandabee2323
      @mirandabee2323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My dad said it, and he's not even a shipper.

    • @potmki6601
      @potmki6601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I clap along with "Men! Getting! Pegged!"

    • @mirandabee2323
      @mirandabee2323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Dann Rajeeh If I read that right, that's more like, "What are you DOING, stepbro~?" Minus the step.

    • @yraco1232
      @yraco1232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Dann Rajeeh hold the fuck up.

  • @Mudkip971
    @Mudkip971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2576

    I'm disappointed. I expected a Sherlock Holmes joke for Iron Man/Dr Strange.

    • @Laura47
      @Laura47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Subverted your expectations! :)

    • @mimic3178
      @mimic3178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      You know what's better than one Sherlock Holmes? Two Sherlock Homes'!

    • @sebswinterchild39
      @sebswinterchild39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@mimic3178 they're still edgy boiiis tho XD

    • @user-pt2cc2kp8o
      @user-pt2cc2kp8o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      and no everstrange mention with it! missed opportunity!!

    • @meganhash7840
      @meganhash7840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Is that technically masturbation?

  • @unikittycorn2865
    @unikittycorn2865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +958

    Stuckony:
    You couldn't choose between Stucky and Stony, and well, here you are.

    • @winterembers98
      @winterembers98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      UniKittyCorn ME

    • @articwolf3017
      @articwolf3017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This can’t be anymore true. Why chooses when you can have them both 😂

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel bad for Tony

    • @margaridabento9726
      @margaridabento9726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You just want good things for steve - and really, who wouldn't?

    • @tootiredforusernames2427
      @tootiredforusernames2427 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leave me alone I just wanna have a pizza party without being attacked

  • @fear_toxin
    @fear_toxin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    "you're just here for some men **clap** getting **clap** pegged *clap*"

    • @sbird8675
      @sbird8675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Honestly, any woman I picture Loki with she's pegging him. Sorry I don't write the rules.

    • @maryhales4595
      @maryhales4595 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@sbird8675Loki is honestly such a bottom; the rules write themselves 😂

  • @MaidenMarvel2
    @MaidenMarvel2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3545

    I can’t believe this has given me more Darcy Lewis content than the past 3 years of Marvel cinema

    • @leahbaron1
      @leahbaron1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Our favourite fandom bicycle

    • @oof-wi7hp
      @oof-wi7hp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@leahbaron1 mine's steve

    • @mattquinlan1048
      @mattquinlan1048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That was just the comment these tired old bones needed.

    • @randomgirlxrulz
      @randomgirlxrulz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I had to Google her because I completely forgot who she was

    • @jeremytewari3346
      @jeremytewari3346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @randomgirlxrulz Oh good I don’t have to google her then, who the fuck is Darcy?

  • @MariaEduarda-ng1th
    @MariaEduarda-ng1th 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2223

    Spideychelle: *you’re into girls that would step on your face falling in love with soft nerds*

    • @Batman-sr1ul
      @Batman-sr1ul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I am that soft nerd so please

    • @Itisybitsyteacup
      @Itisybitsyteacup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Rose Kennedy I mean we know who, but let’s not get into that

    • @thedumbdino_
      @thedumbdino_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Welp you found my ship

    • @airmasterparker2495
      @airmasterparker2495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And also into Relationships that come out of nowhere

    • @miche8868
      @miche8868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      spideychelle: you're into girls that would step on you as well as soft nerds

  • @justanotherweasley8181
    @justanotherweasley8181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1626

    The ship name for Tony and Peter in a romantic relationship is Starker. Irondad is used for the father/son bond they have in canon (as well as for the bond that Tony has with Morgan or with Harley). I like Irondad but I definitely don’t like Starker

    • @totallyanonymousbish9599
      @totallyanonymousbish9599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Damn Tony and Peter?
      Creepy af!

    • @Udontkno7
      @Udontkno7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      To be fair, it depends on the Universe. Sometimes Tony and Peter are the same age and are fighting side by side. But in terms of the MCU, which this video is about...nah

    • @nayeemaakhter2798
      @nayeemaakhter2798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      This ship is just like all might x deku and both suck

    • @clairepettie
      @clairepettie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@totallyanonymousbish9599 I don't think you should judge people too harshly for that one. I mean isn't it just another "romance with my [mentor]" ship? I feel like I see so many fics about teens falling for their teachers that this seems normal now.

    • @totallyanonymousbish9599
      @totallyanonymousbish9599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Claire Pettie
      You're creepy too.

  • @bluessbelles
    @bluessbelles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    Scott/Hope: you are a firm believer of MEN GETTING PEGGED
    Peter/Ned: you just good things for both Peter and Ned and really who wouldnt?

    • @thedailybullshit4033
      @thedailybullshit4033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm Scott/Hope

    • @avahornbeck276
      @avahornbeck276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It’s called microscope 😜 that’s Scott/hope ship name

    • @bluessbelles
      @bluessbelles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ava Hornbeck really?? Aww that’s really cute!!

    • @wawaristi
      @wawaristi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Peter/Ned is called interwebs!

    • @octodaddy6628
      @octodaddy6628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bluessbelles @Ava Hornbeck
      you guys have opened my eyes to a whole new universe. i tend to forgot that there's a nice side to the fandom at this day and age.

  • @moxie-mon3370
    @moxie-mon3370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1302

    Thor ragnarok is the literal definition of a rom-com

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Agreed.
      And let's face it-- we all liked Thor interacting with Banner/Hulk.
      Didn't necessarily like having missed them in Civil War, but Ragnarok? Worth it.

    • @oof-wi7hp
      @oof-wi7hp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      thor and bruce are meant to be, fight me

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Why did Valkyrie/Hulk get no love?

    • @natg4984
      @natg4984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thor awkwardly flirting with his crush -- Valkyrie (Brunhilde) -- really nailed that.

    • @Z.A.M.1359
      @Z.A.M.1359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I thought he was going to say my definition of a rom-com included buddy-cop movies. I think it might, and I blame Hot Fuzz for that.

  • @nerdygal6133
    @nerdygal6133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2337

    “When ever you see a really long fic tagged Hurt/comfort you’re eyes go wide cuz you know what you’re going to be doing till 3 am tonight”
    . . . I feel attacked

    • @ahussain2973
      @ahussain2973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sameeee 😂😂

    • @HiddenPoet13
      @HiddenPoet13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I know right?!

    • @dimabarnes966
      @dimabarnes966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      SAME

    • @followthedogstar9149
      @followthedogstar9149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Me, glancing at the multiple ao3 hurt/comfort fics open on my phones rn: fuck

    • @ghost-bc1fn
      @ghost-bc1fn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      When you see a multichapter fic tagged hurt no comfort and your mind is telling you no but you're already 3 chapters in

  • @Sasunaru572
    @Sasunaru572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    “You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of shared trauma” could apply to most ships in Agents of Shield

  • @katherinealvarez9216
    @katherinealvarez9216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    1:10 thank you! Everyone keeps saying Peggy is the trophy? Please, she saw Steve and went "Let's dance" and Steve became her devoted house husband.

    • @roxanne_
      @roxanne_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Clearly this comment section if filled with a bunch of stucky/romanoff shippers because this comment honestly deserves more likes

  • @inav9897
    @inav9897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1186

    You're just here for some
    👏 *MEN* 👏
    👏 *GETTING* 👏
    👏 *PEGGED* 👏

    • @kiamaria331
      @kiamaria331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I AM.

    • @Emma-yd9ol
      @Emma-yd9ol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      FUCK YEAH!!

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Emma-yd9ol I'm down for that

    • @sarahwinn2453
      @sarahwinn2453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And really, who wouldn’t?

    • @henriquepacheco7473
      @henriquepacheco7473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sarahwinn2453 Lesbians I guess

  • @AzureChaos29
    @AzureChaos29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2169

    Peter/Loki - Honestly, you're one of those people who believes in the theory that Thor and Loki are really teenagers in Asgardian age. Buuuut, I should still hit you with an *FBI OPEN UP*

    • @kamishy_Art
      @kamishy_Art 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      - : lawful chaotic and evil chaotic or guy getting Therapy with dog but dog is Spiderman

    • @kamishy_Art
      @kamishy_Art 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Sephajinami thank you so much! And I really don't know either! It is an interesting dynamic, you can do a lot of thing with that and is very unusual (at least for me), the name for the paring I think it doesn't even exist! Such a shame!

    • @kamishy_Art
      @kamishy_Art 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Now that I think of it, Loki lived in the shadow of his brother and doesn't have a steady parental, trustful figure so all he thinks he has is his brain and wittiness, Peter *HAD* 2 parental figures, now he has trust issues, he's bullied at school but his grades are good bc he's a smart boy, his cope mechanism is cracking jokes and save lives while Loki's cope mechanism is messing with people and try to get attention, they don't have anyone to look up to but they developed their personalities differently, the way people saw them is the way they became, if the people in Asgard hadn't seen Loki as evil and if the people hadn't seen Spiderman as their hope/heroe, they wouldn't be what they are now.
      Now I want more content of what I just thought in a comment section of a yt video, yay -fuck- -me-

    • @No1AldamonFanGirl
      @No1AldamonFanGirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It's just a bromance for me. How I see it: Loki finds this ball of sunshine named Peter is precious and becomes a big brother - all while still being Loki and if anyone but Peter hugs him, they get stabbed. Loki tolerates it from Peter (read: actually likes hugs from Peter but pretends not to, much like a cat).

    • @kamishy_Art
      @kamishy_Art 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@No1AldamonFanGirl yeah basically they are a cat and a dog, just like Thor and Loki but Peter doesn't get stabbed

  • @brylisstormscourge603
    @brylisstormscourge603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    "you're a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of science"
    well ya got me there

  • @savingpyro
    @savingpyro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Now that FATWS is over, would the SamBucky ship change to "the inherent eroticism of buddy cop movies"?

  • @frauleinfunf
    @frauleinfunf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1671

    Thought Bruce/Natasha was gonna be "You are Joss Whedon"

    • @Arkayjiya
      @Arkayjiya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Yeah, I thought Ultron was good and I still don't ship them, it's definitely "You are Joss Whedon" xD

    • @findme7585
      @findme7585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This comment wins

    • @magnusprime962
      @magnusprime962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I mean, I’m not opposed to it. I just wish they hadn’t cut down their farmhouse scene, the extended version had some great stuff in it.

    • @glamourweaver
      @glamourweaver 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I posted exactly that on the announcement video

    • @federicoarmada8775
      @federicoarmada8775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wasn't Joss Whedon the one who separated Bruce and Natasha because their ship was entirely founded on illusions that would never come true?

  • @jessieschneider9131
    @jessieschneider9131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1607

    Listen. LISTEN. WE. NEED. MORE. QUIPS.

    • @CCartman69
      @CCartman69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I'm imagining the fullstops as claps.

    • @givemebarleysugars1076
      @givemebarleysugars1076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I STRONGLY AGREE

    • @No1AldamonFanGirl
      @No1AldamonFanGirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's why I ship FrostIron, he got the reasoning behind the ship spot on!

    • @hannahdesouza4565
      @hannahdesouza4565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Nozomi Higurashi I tend to think of it as the ‘daddy issues’ ship

    • @No1AldamonFanGirl
      @No1AldamonFanGirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@hannahdesouza4565 Well, it's that too. But the snarkfest potential is what sold me on the ship

  • @ymir8619
    @ymir8619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    dr. strange/loki: you just like sassy British tea loving magicians with very high standards also you ship hiddlesbatch instead of hiddlesworth

    • @cedarmeng6222
      @cedarmeng6222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      badass username and profile tho

    • @bceoofcharlescultandmember2428
      @bceoofcharlescultandmember2428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I didnt come here to be called out for my rare pair like this

    • @clairepettie
      @clairepettie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bceoofcharlescultandmember2428 You have been falling for a lot longer than thirty minutes, huh?

    • @Kilathasaurus
      @Kilathasaurus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And alternate would be like: You don't ship them irl because you find it disgusting, so your alternate is shipping them in fiction... and you can't wait for this duo to meet again in Multiverse of Madness

    • @SRLovesPandas1
      @SRLovesPandas1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "I can't say you had an obsession with British men/media, circa 2012 on tumblr, but it's a very real possibility."

  • @rebekahj9085
    @rebekahj9085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    You missed thor and valkyrie but its the "Men. Getting. Pegged." Joke again lol

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That lady Sif and Thor

    • @EllaAngeli
      @EllaAngeli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      If your favorite ship is thor and valkyrie
      You're bisexual and probably want to be bridal carried by either of them

    • @rebekahj9085
      @rebekahj9085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@EllaAngeliyou're not wrong

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EllaAngeli huh, nice

  • @mariaventura949
    @mariaventura949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1339

    I think one of my favorite things now is how he said Sam/Dean by saying “you were writing slash fiction... before Castiel was introduced” I just cracked up

    • @tinkuloby
      @tinkuloby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      It's true tho. Wincest was THE ship until Castiel came along.

    • @lisa_vxng
      @lisa_vxng 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      OH THIS TOOK ME TOO LONG thanks

    • @dimabarnes966
      @dimabarnes966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Thanks god cas was introduced

    • @LiLKel4
      @LiLKel4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This was my favorite one of the all

    • @vidzeerox
      @vidzeerox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I laughed so harrrddd at that. I am deceased.

  • @i-papiseacucumberi-3278
    @i-papiseacucumberi-3278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1975

    Can't believe my mans didn't include Carol/Valkyrie smh my head

    • @swims11torches
      @swims11torches 4 ปีที่แล้ว +454

      You want a girlfriend who not only _can_ kick your ass, but will do so upon request

    • @loritruylio2108
      @loritruylio2108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@swims11torches DAMN RIGHT I DO!

    • @Technodreamer
      @Technodreamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Do you want a lesbian singularity? Because that's how you get a lesbian singularity.

    • @fryphilip7474
      @fryphilip7474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I-/ Papi Sea Cucumber I-/ we need a part 2

    • @i-papiseacucumberi-3278
      @i-papiseacucumberi-3278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      John Cena part 2, lesbian boogaloo

  • @Mimsadoodle
    @Mimsadoodle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    When your ship isn’t there: *sad noises*

    • @_alessandra__
      @_alessandra__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ooh what's your ship?

    • @milo1728
      @milo1728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      what’s your ship? i need to know

    • @Mimsadoodle
      @Mimsadoodle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It’s not my favorite, I have a few of those non canon ships I like. But one of them is Thorkyrie, and I also feel like Shuri and Peter would be a good ship but idk.

    • @Otokogoroshi
      @Otokogoroshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Mimsadoodle OMG Shuri Peter would be so cute! He would just watch her work with stars in her eyes and then they'd get SO excited about science together! ... shit... I ship it.

    • @aileencrain6558
      @aileencrain6558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, I ship Loki/Jane, and he missed that one, too. But idk if anybody else on the planet ships them.

  • @meaganedmonds288
    @meaganedmonds288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    “I can’t guarantee that you wrote Draco x self insert fanfic growing up, but it’s a real possibility” 😂😂
    You’re really calling me out damn

  • @thefinalsif
    @thefinalsif 4 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    Valkyrie/Hela - You believe that enemies to lovers cannot be highly rated enough, and also you're a lesbian.

    • @Abominatrix650
      @Abominatrix650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Also you're super into that webcomic "Mage & Demon Queen"

    • @toadstoolkero
      @toadstoolkero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is this a personal attack???

    • @henriquepacheco7473
      @henriquepacheco7473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Abominatrix650 While I am neither a lesbian nor interested in the ship in question, thank you very much for the webcomic suggestion. It's adorable and I love it already.

    • @maura0026
      @maura0026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey I didn't ask you to attack me like this okay

    • @Abominatrix650
      @Abominatrix650 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@henriquepacheco7473 You're welcome. If you haven't already, check out Starbot Dubs' dubs of the comic. They're perfect

  • @jogeller5731
    @jogeller5731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    just...sleep on my man scott lang...it's ok, everyone does...

    • @xxstxrfireravs9770
      @xxstxrfireravs9770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It makes me so sad💔

    • @ronswanson7371
      @ronswanson7371 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😔

    • @franciscasoto2819
      @franciscasoto2819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      i believe in scott lang supremacy

    • @MariGold371
      @MariGold371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Scott and Hope would just be the sitcom wife-sitcom husband joke again

    • @octodaddy6628
      @octodaddy6628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      where's scope on this list? and clint x scott? i want to know how my insect loving comedic smol bean is doing

  • @HowlingMadness
    @HowlingMadness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "men getting pegged" gets me hysterically laughing eveyr time

    • @maryhales4595
      @maryhales4595 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I do the claps every time 😂

  • @edavis0423
    @edavis0423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    2:54 excuse you, steve rogers is a chaotic good and i refuse to hear otherwise

    • @citizenbane1991
      @citizenbane1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      there's nothing chaotic about that boy scout
      p.s. ok so i dont really think i know how the alignment system works

    • @ToasterGnome2TheSequel
      @ToasterGnome2TheSequel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@citizenbane1991 I'd say he's neutral good but that's just me

    • @esteicy98
      @esteicy98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@citizenbane1991 ¿The guy who basically gave all the nations the middle finger and became a fugitive with sexy facial hair is not chaotic?

    • @citizenbane1991
      @citizenbane1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@esteicy98 no becues he could just destroy vision and"trade a life" when they had the chance, if he had just done something morally reprehincabil just once

    • @dylandarnell3657
      @dylandarnell3657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@esteicy98 Absolutely. He prioritized his own moral code over what other people approved of.

  • @vivilonrane1330
    @vivilonrane1330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Frostmaster: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of Jeff Goldblum (and sugardaddies).

    • @percyross7612
      @percyross7612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yup. Basically. Except I like MasterThor because I’m a firm believe in the inherent eroticism of bottom himbos.

  • @C19520
    @C19520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    The "FBI OPEN UP" joke makes me cackle every single time

  • @Taikoubou07
    @Taikoubou07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Carol x Maria: “you just want good things for Carol”
    Before you realize that Carol witness her lover aging, while she stays young.

    • @magnusprime962
      @magnusprime962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Taikoubou07 I don’t even ship them, but still, oof.

    • @cortalina8617
      @cortalina8617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ik I hate it and it makes me wanna convert to carol x Valkyrie plus with that ship we get Thor god of lesbians shipping them

    • @huh.2
      @huh.2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      2021 Update: :•(

  • @gokiloki620
    @gokiloki620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    For Danbeau I would have said:„You watched Captain Marvel“

  • @barbarahelens5240
    @barbarahelens5240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    "You think the best way to resolve a love triangle is by ignoring the axis "
    Stop calling me out

    • @nct96
      @nct96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I also ship SamBucky but I'm a little slow. Please explain XD

    • @dustyboialex
      @dustyboialex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nct96 same???

    • @mirrorzone5224
      @mirrorzone5224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And now I understand the writers of Avatar: Legend of Korra.

    • @dylandarnell3657
      @dylandarnell3657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is the "axis" here? I don't have context for that term in love triangles.

    • @StakeMammon
      @StakeMammon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I screamed

  • @praxibetelix1664
    @praxibetelix1664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Nebula/Mantis: Opposites attract with a side of Terrible Dads Club

    • @callisto5097
      @callisto5097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I’m happy I’m not the only one who ships them

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      NEBULA/MANTIS RISE!!!!!

    • @esteicy98
      @esteicy98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Or you are just here for grumpy character falling in love with sunshine character

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@esteicy98 a resounding hell yeah to this

    • @baldchara
      @baldchara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And also you're gay

  • @IzzyFeegs415
    @IzzyFeegs415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    WinterHulk - You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of self-loathing

  • @jack_bunny27
    @jack_bunny27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Loki/Valkyrie: your bi but your sick of people telling if your in what seem like 'hetro' realtionship that your sexuality doesn't exist and you just need someone who understands the pain
    PS. You also like character who daddy issues and just want that character to have some realtionship therapy

    • @sbird8675
      @sbird8675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Plus men getting pegged.

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@sbird8675 who can also turn into a chick

    • @pluspiping
      @pluspiping 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank youuuuuuuuu

  • @mckayla1609
    @mckayla1609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    THE HURT/COMFORT THING WAS LITERALLY A PERSONAL ATTACK HOW DARE YOU COME OUT HERE LIKE THIS

  • @Mei-uw6mc
    @Mei-uw6mc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    I knew he was going to do the "👏 MEN 👏 GETTING 👏 PEGGED" thing with some Loki ship.

    • @circeus
      @circeus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I wasn't expecting it to be in the form "You're just here for..." and it took me completely by surprise XD

    • @Mei-uw6mc
      @Mei-uw6mc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@circeus I expected Loki x Valkyrie tbh xD

    • @LSRandomHandle
      @LSRandomHandle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Doesn't Tony get pegged in canon though? So Pepperony would fit that description most

    • @remyhanes9568
      @remyhanes9568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      im surprized it wasn't for pepperony

    • @aluminiumcan8566
      @aluminiumcan8566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@LSRandomHandle Wait when ? I can't remember shit and now my life won't be completed without it

  • @stevenvo1999
    @stevenvo1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I have some suggestions for ThorQuill (Thor/Peter Quill):
    - This is the same joke as Thundershield (Thor/Steve) or Sam/Steve, but with more 70s and 80s pop culture references
    - You just want to see Chris Hemsworth and Chris Pratt make out (shirtless)
    - You are Chris Pratt (he has joked about having a man-crush on Hemsworth)
    - You’re really into “Rivals to Lovers”, or rom-coms involving the two going from hating each other to loving each other
    - You’re a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of “Being Powerful Gods with shared depression over family tragedies”
    - You just want good things for Thor and/or Peter Quill, and really, who wouldn’t?

    • @fashionablechangeling1988
      @fashionablechangeling1988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know which jokes include it but I think that the second suggestion should include 'and really, who wouldn't'

    • @Kilathasaurus
      @Kilathasaurus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      - You just want to see Chris Hemsworth and Chris Pratt make out (shirtless)
      Fuck i feel exposed

    • @Kilathasaurus
      @Kilathasaurus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Coming from the thor 4 trailer and IT'S HAPPENING?!?!?!

  • @Nibblenephim
    @Nibblenephim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Tony x Steve x Bucky: you ship Steve with both Tony and Bucky, and just went "porque no Las dos?"

    • @luuuuux_
      @luuuuux_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *gasps* your pfp is Linda Monroe!

  • @remyhanes9568
    @remyhanes9568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    stuckony Steve/Bucky/tony - you think all love triangles should just be resolved with a polyamorous relationship
    im surprised the sambucky one wasn't 'you believe in the inherent eroticism of buddy cops'

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I DO INDEED BELIEVE IN THE INHERENT EROTICISM OF BUDDY COPS

    • @tythranduilion2410
      @tythranduilion2410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      as a steve/bucky/sam kinda guy...... all of this is speaking my language 😂

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tythranduilion2410 INTELLECTUAL
      samstevebucky is among the best poly ships, have you seen the fics?? * chef kiss *

    • @tythranduilion2410
      @tythranduilion2410 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oof-rr5nf oh of course!! haha it sounds like you've got good taste, so if you have any recs hmu 😉

    • @MariaThePotterNut
      @MariaThePotterNut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would feel personally attacked by the Stuckony, but I have made my fandom motto "why have a love triangle when you can have a consensual three way relationship instead?" so, I mean, you got me.

  • @nandinirawat5993
    @nandinirawat5993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    Spideychelle: you really REALLY want zendaya to peg you

    • @ferngalileo
      @ferngalileo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      And really, who wouldn't?

    • @bassplayertaylor6983
      @bassplayertaylor6983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'll take them both please lol

    • @gretablackwell495
      @gretablackwell495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      _perhaps_

    • @julianmars8968
      @julianmars8968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nandini Rawat HOW DARE YOU READ MY MIND

    • @oof-wi7hp
      @oof-wi7hp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      always good to see desi people in the fandom being openly gay and horny 😔✊🏽 we are so brave

  • @ice-creamscoop2346
    @ice-creamscoop2346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    “You don’t get what all the hate was about age of Ultron was great”
    Me

    • @ae7746
      @ae7746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I felt the words physically 🤣🥃

    • @esteicy98
      @esteicy98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same! Like I didn't hate it like everyone else, I actually enjoyed a lot of it, and the parts I didn't like aren't the ones everyone hated.

    • @ghstgvts
      @ghstgvts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That one came for my neck.

    • @clairepettie
      @clairepettie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ghstgvts Since it's my second favorite, this one only left a light bruising on the jugular.

  • @the13thdoctorstardis94
    @the13thdoctorstardis94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Wanda Maximoff/Vision:
    You really want more of the two just living out their lives as a happy sitcom family with Tommy and Billy, maybe with an occasional visit from Pietro or other Avengers to stir up wacky shenanigans in Westview.

    • @randymercedes2511
      @randymercedes2511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This!!
      And Thanks for reminding me of Tommy and Billy, I needed to cry today

  • @CryptidValentine
    @CryptidValentine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Can confirm I am a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of doing science and ignoring main cast for funny side characters.

  • @fryphilip7474
    @fryphilip7474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    I was too hetero to realize we could been shipping Widow and Potts since Ironmen 2

    • @remyhanes9568
      @remyhanes9568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      im so sorry. blackpepper is a gift.

    • @mralex1516
      @mralex1516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Could've been great if Pepper and Tony weren't already perfect

    • @alisonpurgatory85
      @alisonpurgatory85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      'You believe there is no force on this earth stronger than the bond between two women who are sick of a man's bullshit'

    • @l.tc.5032
      @l.tc.5032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too bad they don't interact past that movie and Widow jumped ship to Captain America's side of things.

    • @marie5349
      @marie5349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mralex1516 i literally like them for the ship name (pepperony)

  • @toxic-s5381
    @toxic-s5381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I only realized now that I do think that the concept “opposites attract” cannot be highly rated enough. #Romanogers4life

  • @randomfandoms6769
    @randomfandoms6769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Bucky/Steve/Peggy: You just wanted good things for Steve, and really, who wouldn't?

  • @whittlemybones
    @whittlemybones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Frostmaster (Grandmaster/Loki): you have daddy issues

    • @DarkFoxKirin
      @DarkFoxKirin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Uuuuuuh, you got me. I've seen every ship except for that one... *shudders*

    • @luiza.limaneves
      @luiza.limaneves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Or you want a sugar daddy

    • @whittlemybones
      @whittlemybones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@luiza.limaneves which just sort of already means you have daddy issues

    • @Z.A.M.1359
      @Z.A.M.1359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@luiza.limaneves or you want to BE the sugar daddy.

    • @asdkotable
      @asdkotable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DarkFoxKirin not my cup of tea personally, but Hiddleston and Goldblum ship it ironically(?), so...🤷

  • @dragonfriend6541
    @dragonfriend6541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    Actually the Peter/Tony ship is called Starker. Iron dad is the name for the platonic ship

    • @joemaxwel1997
      @joemaxwel1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Indeed

    • @petrelli231
      @petrelli231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Starker is a terrible name.

    • @Visplight
      @Visplight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@petrelli231 It's a terrible ship.

    • @itachimistress
      @itachimistress 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I never knew there was a... Starker?

    • @alexiasrei3594
      @alexiasrei3594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@itachimistress Don't bother with Starker, it's disgusting anyways. Read IronDad instead!

  • @hayleesci7208
    @hayleesci7208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    THE PEPPERONY ANALYSIS JUST PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE

  • @randomotakunerd
    @randomotakunerd ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I would love for this to get a second part with the MCU new movies/Shows: Think about the possibilities.

  • @merrittanimation7721
    @merrittanimation7721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Peter x Ned: You like adorkable nerds.

  • @averyramskill678
    @averyramskill678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    I'm disappointed that Scott Lang was not mentioned, my boi.

    • @booktales1687
      @booktales1687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Scott 👏 deserved 👏 better 👏

    • @tinkuloby
      @tinkuloby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Scott/FBI agent and Scott/Sam are one of my favorite ships

    • @booktales1687
      @booktales1687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tinkuloby same! they're both really cute

    • @praxibetelix1664
      @praxibetelix1664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@tinkuloby I like Scott/Luis as well. And of course canon Scott/Hope, though they have a pretty similar dynamic to Pepperony or Starmora

    • @milesgreen7853
      @milesgreen7853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      other than scott x hope, what ship is the second most popular scott ship?

  • @octodaddy6628
    @octodaddy6628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Scarlet Strange: You get into unpopular/hated ships, and then get upset when you can't find anything on it. Or you unironically scroll through the teacher crush tag.

  • @dragomufo6287
    @dragomufo6287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    IronDad stands for Peter/Tony, platonic relationship. Tony X Peter, romantic relationship ship name is Starker

    • @ancientfuture13
      @ancientfuture13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Drago Mufo the slash means it's romantic/sexual, though. Tony & Peter is platonic, but Tony/Peter is not.

    • @whorecruxesnhorcruxes
      @whorecruxesnhorcruxes 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah we dont care

  • @lunagale1573
    @lunagale1573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    Another one for FrostIron: either you believe in the inherent eroticism of killing each other or you really really don't like Cap or you just like traumatized dads

    • @DoKuShOsTaR
      @DoKuShOsTaR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Luna Gale Counterpoint: You may also just believe in the inherent eroticism of Overdramatic traumatized men (who tried to kill each other)

    • @DarkFoxKirin
      @DarkFoxKirin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Gotta love me some Frostiron, lol

    • @edencorevods4174
      @edencorevods4174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i just dont like cap you dont have to call me out like that

    • @lunagale1573
      @lunagale1573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DoKuShOsTaR Counterpoint to that counterpoint: Every single hero in the MCU is overdramatic. I'll give you traumatized though.

    • @saturn5778
      @saturn5778 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Felix Lee nanfnandba same lmao

  • @virmaspice4482
    @virmaspice4482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    For stony it should be "you probably came here from comics and didnt bother to change the ship"

    • @findme7585
      @findme7585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ^^

    • @columbashomosexuality7738
      @columbashomosexuality7738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sis stop attacking me with the ships I've been slapped like five times in the span of 3 minutes 😭😭.

    • @oof-wi7hp
      @oof-wi7hp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@columbashomosexuality7738 jajzxjckck awwww

    • @lingyang65
      @lingyang65 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      damn right...

    • @Blue-mj5gm
      @Blue-mj5gm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Virma Spice WHAT ??? which comics ?

  • @purplequeen5974
    @purplequeen5974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Peter&Shuri: Your ideal highschool relationship is nerd/nerd

  • @mira03932
    @mira03932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Him: explains Stucky
    Me: why you gotta call me out like that

  • @therealslmccl
    @therealslmccl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    “You were writing Supernatural slash fic, before Castiel was introduced.”
    Or as we call it, the dark days

    • @nittygritty7034
      @nittygritty7034 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @kittenswithbows
      @kittenswithbows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Or the good old days! 😊
      Man there was some good wincest out there in the mid 2000s

    • @therealslmccl
      @therealslmccl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      kittenswithbows no

    • @kittenswithbows
      @kittenswithbows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@therealslmccl 😆 that's cool, I know it's not everyone's cup of tea

    • @conjunxed
      @conjunxed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      kittenswithbows I’m going to assume that you’re an only child and if you’re not then someone needs to get your sibling(s) away from you quick

  • @RandomJayne
    @RandomJayne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    Valki/Lokyrie: You find Tom Hiddleston way more compelling as a romantic lead than Chris Hemsworth.

    • @randymercedes2511
      @randymercedes2511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Also you are bisexual xD

    • @RandomJayne
      @RandomJayne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@randymercedes2511 Well, that goes without saying.

    • @joycelynong2534
      @joycelynong2534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      "You know what's better than one bisexual? Two bisexuals."

    • @RandomJayne
      @RandomJayne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I take it back, it's Lokanes who think Tom Hiddleston is a more compelling romantic lead than Chris Hemsworth.
      If you're a Valki/Lokyrie, you're bi.

    • @joycelynong2534
      @joycelynong2534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      EmeraldSpirals I am a Lokane and I do agree. Also, 2 smartasses who can banter and do science is better than 1 hunk and 1 starstruck lady who talk about nothing meaningful :)

  • @Grenn1471
    @Grenn1471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don't know why clapping for "men getting pegged" makes it funnier, but it does.

  • @cole5241
    @cole5241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Pepperony Exicts
    Me: pEpPeRoNi?

  • @TheDiplomancer
    @TheDiplomancer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    These vids really should come with a disclaimer. Warning: The person in this video is about to come for your entire existence.

    • @bobwilson679
      @bobwilson679 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Wanda/Vision one shook me to my core. _How does he know??_

  • @eurydicexoxo
    @eurydicexoxo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    TONY MULTISHIPPERS RISE
    edit: starkers do not interact

    • @dustyboialex
      @dustyboialex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I got fucking mad when he mixed up irondad and Starker ngl

    • @lemonpop2582
      @lemonpop2582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alexbutalsotrash sameeee

    • @netagenis7235
      @netagenis7235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@dustyboialex wait, so irondad is people that like their father-son relationship and starker is... The gross thing?

    • @netagenis7235
      @netagenis7235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @veksur thanks! I don't know much about shipping in the MCU fandom either lmao. I think i ship a few things here but i never really got into it yet.

  • @Moony-Lighty
    @Moony-Lighty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *ZemoBucky:* You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of hating Heinrich Zemo and having shared trauma.

  • @beccag2758
    @beccag2758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Natasha and Steve would've been so cute and funny, they're already so great as work husband/wife

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nat and Bucky also works

    • @sleepykai3528
      @sleepykai3528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Steves the wife and I'm a firm believer that Nat doesn't need a man in her life to act more badass then all of them combined

  • @izzyfrost647
    @izzyfrost647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    this grabbed 2014 me by the throat and forced me to look into the eyes of god

  • @glamourweaver
    @glamourweaver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    I’m offended by the accusation that Steve Rogers is LAWFUL Good...

    • @oof-wi7hp
      @oof-wi7hp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      completely bizarre. BUT loki/steve derives all its material from avengers 1. and steve was totally different in that movie, with a huge stick up his butt

    • @SSVCloud
      @SSVCloud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@oof-wi7hp because Joss Whedon is bad at writing Steve.

    • @oof-wi7hp
      @oof-wi7hp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@SSVCloud yup yup ✌🏽

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Nathan Henderson Yeah, that man is Chaotic Good or NUTHIN’!

    • @glamourweaver
      @glamourweaver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      oof true, Joss writes Steve as Lawful Good. The Russos write him as Chaotic Good

  • @codyisnumb
    @codyisnumb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Tomy and strange dont like each other, but they RESPECT each other. Thats why its great

  • @elfdream2007
    @elfdream2007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Very Rarepair, Bucky/Ava (Ghost). I suppose they would fit in the shared trauma category. I also know it's been said a lot but IronDad is just that, stories about Tony adopting Peter and acting like a father figure. The controversial one is Starker. Just for fun, there's also a Bucky/Zemo ship called Winter Baron. I have no idea where that would fit.

  • @fbk2766
    @fbk2766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    WHY DID YOU DRAG IRONSTRANGE SO HARD JSJFJCJC

    • @remyhanes9568
      @remyhanes9568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      i'm a stony and i felt that one...im-

    • @findme7585
      @findme7585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I’m an iron husbands and even I felt that one... the hardest slap to the face ever given

    • @mothman8557
      @mothman8557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      i ship ironstrange
      yowch

    • @crystaltigeranimations4949
      @crystaltigeranimations4949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i kinda sHIP BOTH AND IT STUNG

    • @circusclown1503
      @circusclown1503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      O o f

  • @thrownstair
    @thrownstair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +935

    I want to ask who the last guy is but I feel like I’m better off not knowing.

    • @stevenheimlich7672
      @stevenheimlich7672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Looks like Eldena but with a beard. Maybe him when he was younger?

    • @andrewn7263
      @andrewn7263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      @@stevenheimlich7672 JOEY SALADS
      The piss nazi mayor of New York.

    • @EldenaDoubleca5t
      @EldenaDoubleca5t  4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Yeah it's Joey Salads lmao

    • @kayleeblack4303
      @kayleeblack4303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@EldenaDoubleca5t You did my Thor/Valkyrie ship dirty by not including them.

    • @comixproviderftw_02
      @comixproviderftw_02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joey Salads

  • @chestersnap
    @chestersnap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    0:04 immediately coming after me, I see. I'll have you know, _sir_ , that yesterday I stayed up until 3 am reading hurt _without_ comfort

    • @Savvy1718
      @Savvy1718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m late to the game watching this video but your comment made it c o m p l e t e l y worth it!! 🤣 You are made of strong stuff and I have immense respect for you 👏

    • @maya-4733
      @maya-4733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I read 200,000 words and have no regrets.

  • @gabrielrussell5531
    @gabrielrussell5531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "You don't think the term 'himbo' is overused" Considering you're the only person to ever use it as far as I'm aware, I think it's fine.

    • @pyromaniac2104
      @pyromaniac2104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And here we find somebody who's clearly never visited Tumblr
      (As a side note I don't I think the term himbo is overused I think it's used just the right amount)

    • @primequartz7292
      @primequartz7292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A pure soul

  • @cicciometallicametal
    @cicciometallicametal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    cartinelli: you just wanted good things for peggy and angie, and really? who wouldnt.
    (i know we arent including tv series but shhhhh)

    • @kwehnotwark
      @kwehnotwark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is my favorite comment.

    • @comixproviderftw_02
      @comixproviderftw_02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I got another tv one.
      Daredevil/Jessica Jones - You're always a sucker for depressed and traumatic people being happy in the end.

    • @allisoncattoor5735
      @allisoncattoor5735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She was better off with Angie than with Steve

    • @oof-wi7hp
      @oof-wi7hp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@comixproviderftw_02 i support you and no one asked but
      MATTFOGGY RIGHTS!

    • @oof-wi7hp
      @oof-wi7hp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@allisoncattoor5735 endgame steve 🤢🤢 angie 😙😘

  • @rider2513
    @rider2513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Today I learned the teacher crush tag existed...
    today is not a good day.

  • @nikkiclarke2260
    @nikkiclarke2260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Correction: It should be Starker not Irondad for the Tony/Peter one. Irondad is platonic/familial.

  • @candy-coatedrose513
    @candy-coatedrose513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The truth is, I was 100% expecting the last one to be 'Your favorite relationship dynamic is just girls being friends. Gals being pals.'

  • @kerstinschwarz5222
    @kerstinschwarz5222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Frostiron: you believe in the inherent eroticism of daddy issues

  • @AkiraN19
    @AkiraN19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "You think the best way to resolve a love triangle is by ignoring the axis." I'M sENT

  • @leonineKelter
    @leonineKelter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    YOU C A L L E D. ME. OUT ON BLACKPEPPER THROBRUCE IRONSTRANGE AND STUCKY IM GONNA CRY

  • @werelemur1138
    @werelemur1138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Hulk/Loki: you believe that the Hulk is literally hung like a horse.

  • @aylinitzel.
    @aylinitzel. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Who needs comfort/hurt when you could get rid of the hurt and just ignore 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 axis 👏🏼

    • @oof-wi7hp
      @oof-wi7hp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      sambucky rights hell yeah fuck yeah

  • @theuncannydag
    @theuncannydag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    That Kira reference is just a cherry on top

    • @darthralin
      @darthralin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It made me want a JoJo pairing video for a moment. Then I remembered Speedwagon has no competition.

    • @theuncannydag
      @theuncannydag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@darthralin We already got one & sadly, Speed Weed is not in it at all somehow. But it's my favorite one on this whole channel

    • @michimichalak9854
      @michimichalak9854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rero rero rero rero

    • @darthralin
      @darthralin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@theuncannydag Oh, yeah, I watched that one. I'd forgotten, since I didn't remember seeing a Speedwagon joke and thought a JoJo shipping video could never happen without the fandom's favorite waifu. Memory is a scary thing.

    • @Fyodor-Subliminals
      @Fyodor-Subliminals 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rero nice

  • @ovletoak
    @ovletoak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    JARVIS/Tony: You believe the Marvel Industry died 10 years ago.

    • @ovletoak
      @ovletoak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or you're just here to fuck AIs. Like me.

  • @l.tc.5032
    @l.tc.5032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sylki (Sylvie/Loki): You are firm believer in the concept of self love being the best love.

    • @ironicdivinemandatestan4262
      @ironicdivinemandatestan4262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think a better one would be:
      "If asked the question 'Would you fuck your clone?' your answer would be 'only if they're as evil as me.'"

  • @whatever9097
    @whatever9097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I feel attacked but it’s honestly justified

  • @TheBlackEternalWings
    @TheBlackEternalWings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I'm surprised you refrained from making a Sherlock Holmes joke in some capacity for Tony Stark and Dr. Steven Strange, considering both actors played an iteration of him.

  • @thedailybullshit4033
    @thedailybullshit4033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:21
    This hits different now that WandaVision is out

  • @patriciablopez
    @patriciablopez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Stucky, and he represent me with the hurt comfort tags