There is a reality where due to Colin’s sleep habits he could wake up in a zombie apocalypse and leave the house wearing only a T shirt, one shoe and one sock. The man needs to be studied.
Don't worry, Dustin brought up the well "seasoning" of the bottom. Nonetheless, it wasn't really acknowledged by Colin other than his claims it's not long enough
Yeah that was really tough to listen to. Bad bass playing is a totally different than a lack of bass in the mix. And Jason founding Megadeth and Rob being Native American haha they got more wrong than they did right.
Its obviously sock sock shoe shoe. Mostly because you put your socks on LONG before you put your shoes on to leave the house. Shoes in the house is also disgraceful.
I remember my first encounter with Ranch dressing and Pizza in my teens. We ordered a basic pepperoni pizza and were having a good time BSing about school and being seniors we both only had 3 classes a day. I had to go to the bathroom and when I returned, our pizza was just getting delivered. As I sat down I saw he had a cup of ranch in front of him and he dipped his slice in it. I was taken aback and asked "what the hell is that'? He said, "Ranch bro"! I was dumbfounded and said, "that sounds disgusting"! His eyes widened like an anime character and asked, "have you never had ranch on your pizza"? "No, why would you put ranch on your pizza"? "Just try it", he said. So I dipped my slice and took a bite, it absolutely changed my life. It's now a requirement for me eating pizza now, and I recommend it to anyone who hasn't tried it to take the plunge.
@@EmilyClark-gx3riI know I’m seriously late to this comment but you should try Wingstop’s ranch with your pizza. I had the same kinda experience with regular ranch, but once I combined my leftover ranch from wingstop with my pizza, I can never go back 😅
Speaking of "unique" names, I gotta be honest that Colin's entire family has some of the strangest names I have ever heard. Every time he name's one of his family members it's almost always a name I have never heard at all, or if I have heard it he mentions it has a completely different spelling - Colin probably has one of the most normal names in his family and I've always wondered the reason his family gives their kids such random names lol, maybe it's tradition or something
@@tonydub98As a son of the Midwest, I was ready to start a war. You appear to be a Bulls fan and I'm a Pacers fan, but God, if I won't stand beside you in battle against these anti-ranch heritics.
Really weird that you guys didn’t read the suicide squad Bloomberg article. The biggest insight is that WB didn’t actually force them into making a multiplayer game. They were already leaning in that direction. Very unfortunate that Colin let his personal biases get in the way of properly covering the news and that Dustin and Chris just couldn’t be fucked reading it either.
Cliff Burton was the original bass player, he was replaced by Jason newsted. Dave Mustaine was an original guitarist, he went on to found Megadeth. And The Black Album was their last good album, so who cares who any of the new band members are past that.
Colin is right about TVs. I remember my friend and I both got a PS3 with Motorstorm at launch. I still had a CRT TV and couldn't believe my eyes when I saw it running on his flatscreen, it was only 24" too! Nothing will wow me as much as the first time seeing MGS 2 but that it probably a close second.
STEVE WALLIS MENTIONED! Seriously, though, his life is sad, What actually started his stealth camping journey is him being homeless. He would live out of his car while going to school to get his hvac license. So he had experience living out in the woods and public places. It's sad because throughout his youtube career, we've seen him go from homeless to getting through school to getting married and owning land and a home. Then, he lost his wife and best friend and still tries to be cheerful
Astro Bots potential: imagine him partnering up with Clank. Or ginding some treasure with Drake. Or destroying some robot dinosaurs with Aloy. To have different gameplay gimmicks referencing popular sony ip is a goldmine.
40:27 Colin: “ I love America and I hate Ranch” I lost it with laughter after Colin said that🤣😂😭. Man I really needed that laugh Colin, thank you for that 😂. It was just so funny to me how he said it
One thing I have noticed over the years is the total bizarre food takes about things that are pretty standard and basic for most people... it always feels like a bit.
That socks and shoes question. Colin is an insane person. How does work if your socks and shoes are where they’re supposed to be. Your socks should be in a dresser drawer and your shoes should be by the front or back door. Unless you walk barefoot, socks in hand to your shoes or vice versa. Then you have to walk on carpet or hard floors which is uncomfortable. You are insane person if you do sock, shoe, sock, shoe.
Colin sitting there laughing it off while Dustin and Chris are completely destroying people who do sock shoe sock shoe only to reveal he does it after they are dontle was golden.
Ranch is amazing. I got introduced to it as a dipping sauce for fries decades ago, and I've never looked back. I can't possibly eat pizza without a side of ranch. It's the goop of the Gods
I won't lie, many store bought ranch brands, like Hidden Valley are terrible, but restaurant housemade ranch, homemade ranch, and some store bought brands are the greatest condiment in history.
It was revealed recently that Geoff charges $250,000 for a 30 second spot at games fest!!! Why would anyone bother, which is why we got the slop this year, companies don't see the value
This whole 8k mental gymnastics was hilarious to listen to lol. Bro, it’s a video game console, people will interpret 8k as ability to render GAMES in 8k. Jesus Christ, get a grip guys.
Metallica history according to Colin Moriarty: "Jason Newsted was the original bassist for Metallica but left to start Megadeth" Disgusting. But, I guess I shouldn't have expected anything better from the guy who named Outriders as his 2021 GOTY.
As much as Concord's a generic looking hero shooter, what did me was that the teaser sold us a space game. When it wasn't even in the ballpark, and after a year of vague "ooo it'll be good" statements, it was like a double slap in the face
About the 8K thing. Apparently 8k Blu-ray has been cancelled or something and now the PS5 will no longer be able to support the 8K format that will be typical going forward.
Did the same thing as Dustin and ended up playing all through Elden Ring and building a lv150 brute. Elden Ring already has an easy mode baked in to the game in the form of ashes. Level your ashes up if you are struggling and use them
I agree with Dustin when you get older, you don't really get excited anymore for new games. It's nice for sure, but the hype is gone. RE2 Remake was the last game I was pretty excited about, but when it came out. It didn't surpass the original to me. We also live in a highly politicized culture more now than it's ever felt to me which has sucked the fun out of everything including movies. Maybe it's because I'm old now. Even remakes don't get me excited because I know the game won't be made like I would want. For example I really liked Vice City and most of Rockstar Games. My ideal remake is the same game, but with improved controls and visuals. We know that won't be the case because it needs to have that "modern" flavor which you guys don't like to hear about.
Idk I'm 30 and there's still one or two games a year that make me very excited. I'm beyond hyped for Shadow of the Erdtree coming up. It's just a more rare feeling with how games are revealed and talked about but there's still major moments of excitement.
The PSVR2 dongle is approximately 1/3rd the cost of similar dongles on the market. Also iVRy has already confirmed that all missing features can be unlocked.
On the Concord write-ins, there are few successful hero, but there a lot of failed ones. Odd anyone would say there are few of them when a Google searc probes the opposite.
Colin, your socks are packaged together. Sock shoe sock shoe means you take your socks apart, discard one, dress one foot, then locate the discarded sock and dress the second foot. It’s empirically less efficient!
Dustin, didn’t you say your dad basically raised you on Metallica and the like? You guys got more facts wrong than you did right. Whew. Love you guys but I was cringing as a Metallica fan.
Pre-ordered my physical copy of Astro Bot. Absolutely cannot wait for it! A full-sized Astro game is what I've been hoping for, ever since Astros playroom.
Colin misremembered the story from last week so drastically i had to laugh. The guy had his storage lockup rovbed which had 20000 dollars worth of collectible. A tornado did not destroy his collection 😂😂😂😂
I feel like they totally skipped over the main downside of Battle Pass objectives: Forcing players to play a specific playstyle they probably don't like just to progress. Battle passes are never a good thing. Even the free ones like Deep Rock Galactic where there's no way to give the dev money, it still feels like unnecessary FOMO and a forced seasonal model to keep you playing even when you'd like to take a break.
Chris that’s wild about your psp story cause I lent mine to my friend and he got robbed coming off the bus like two weeks later I was so pissed like “why did you take it out the house” 😩
The only time I have ever done or justified socking one foot at a time is a rare case like standing around a wet or dirty area like while camping, and it is easier to fully dress one foot then the other for the sake of the socks staying dry or clean instead of having to set my sock down in a dirty space, but I acknowledge those cases are the exception and few and far between.
With each passing day I see the "Gaming Media" lose credibility, eventually gamers will stop paying attention to them, I just watched The Xbox conference, yeah, the absolute biased hatred by many calling themselves professionals of the gaming industry towards Xbox is just becoming blatantly obvious! Can't wait for Colin folding his arms and the Bu b b... reactions lol
I like the look of Horizon lego game tbh, and cool it's coming to switch. Ps this video was not showing on my TH-cam home even though I watch every week. Had to go search for it.
Anybody tried out V Rising? Loving that game. If you haven't tried it yet stick with it awhile even if you get frustrated at first with the mechanics. Once they click and you get an understanding of the world you'll start having fun.
I was never into ranch. I wouldn't use it for chicken or salad or anything else. But for some reason I got Pizza Hut ranch in my order instead of Bleu Cheese. I tried it anyway and was pleasantly surprised.
Colin's reasoning for going "sock shoe sock shoe" is one of the most unhinged things I've heard on this podcast. And there is strong competition
There is a reality where due to Colin’s sleep habits he could wake up in a zombie apocalypse and leave the house wearing only a T shirt, one shoe and one sock. The man needs to be studied.
I have a friend who does this and we give him shit about it all the time
@@baggzio97I’d watch that movie
"There is no great genius without some touch of madness"
Unhinged?? You probably don’t get out much.
This was probably the funniest intro for an episode in a while lmao. The transition from the ranch to sock and shoe discussion was perfect.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I can't. Keep scrubbing back to relisten to it. And Colin saying "unanimity" 8 times is making me cry.
So happy that Colin has his own show now while Kibdafunny gets flushed down the toilet
It’s been 7 years bro.
@@TylerSampson51 yeah I think everyone still remembers though as it was a truly poor move from Greg and co
One of the most unhinged and hilarious 1st hours of last stand I've ever seen.
Ok relax dude
@-San_Juan_Grand_Prix I'll comment how, what, and when I please.
The commentary about Colin and his body pillow leaves out the fact that his bottom half is exposed
It sucks that we got used to the fact that Colin sleeps bottomless
Don't worry, Dustin brought up the well "seasoning" of the bottom. Nonetheless, it wasn't really acknowledged by Colin other than his claims it's not long enough
They bring up that he's "Winnie the Pooh"-ing it.
RL Donald Duck
@@kylecorey6218It's what you do with it that counts.
So has ANYONE noticed PlayStation Stars has been down for nearly a week lmaooo
I've noticed. It's annoying, to say the least.
As a huge Metallica fan, the start of this podcast had me reacting like the guy taking his headphones off in disgust meme for a minute
RIGHT? L take from Dustin
The complete misinfo on the AJFA bass made my head hurt.
Couldn't remember Dave Mustaine smh
That meme is of Jose Mourinho, one of the most successful football managers of all time. He's washed now though.
Yeah that was really tough to listen to. Bad bass playing is a totally different than a lack of bass in the mix. And Jason founding Megadeth and Rob being Native American haha they got more wrong than they did right.
“Breasts”
~Colin Moriarty 2024.
We are all a little dumber after listening to the sock/shoe discussion😅
Its obviously sock sock shoe shoe. Mostly because you put your socks on LONG before you put your shoes on to leave the house. Shoes in the house is also disgraceful.
If they’re doing sock-shoe I assume they walk in the house with shoes on. 🥴🤢
@@alameanoYeah, that's unhinged. I always wear my shoes on my hands in the house.
US Navy Submarininer here and I will confirm ranch on pizza is a serious thing.
I remember my first encounter with Ranch dressing and Pizza in my teens. We ordered a basic pepperoni pizza and were having a good time BSing about school and being seniors we both only had 3 classes a day. I had to go to the bathroom and when I returned, our pizza was just getting delivered. As I sat down I saw he had a cup of ranch in front of him and he dipped his slice in it. I was taken aback and asked "what the hell is that'? He said, "Ranch bro"! I was dumbfounded and said, "that sounds disgusting"! His eyes widened like an anime character and asked, "have you never had ranch on your pizza"? "No, why would you put ranch on your pizza"? "Just try it", he said. So I dipped my slice and took a bite, it absolutely changed my life. It's now a requirement for me eating pizza now, and I recommend it to anyone who hasn't tried it to take the plunge.
Ew subs lol jk I went surface cause I heard yall have to hot rack🤢 lol unrelated to the whole comment but yeah Ranch on pizza isn't that weird to me.
@@EmilyClark-gx3riI know I’m seriously late to this comment but you should try Wingstop’s ranch with your pizza. I had the same kinda experience with regular ranch, but once I combined my leftover ranch from wingstop with my pizza, I can never go back 😅
Speaking of "unique" names, I gotta be honest that Colin's entire family has some of the strangest names I have ever heard. Every time he name's one of his family members it's almost always a name I have never heard at all, or if I have heard it he mentions it has a completely different spelling - Colin probably has one of the most normal names in his family and I've always wondered the reason his family gives their kids such random names lol, maybe it's tradition or something
Noone cares
Are you from the U.S? I m not so I thought maybe those names were common in the usa 😂
Man I'm only an hour in and this is by far the most unhinged an episode has been in a very long time
I love it lol
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
Issuing a firm Stand Down to the ranch slander.
Nah, ranch is an awful condiment.
@@stonehorn4641 You're an awful condiment
They wouldn’t survive a day in the Midwest lmao
@@tonydub98As a son of the Midwest, I was ready to start a war.
You appear to be a Bulls fan and I'm a Pacers fan, but God, if I won't stand beside you in battle against these anti-ranch heritics.
I’ll sacrifice ranch if horseradish can be eliminated
Really weird that you guys didn’t read the suicide squad Bloomberg article. The biggest insight is that WB didn’t actually force them into making a multiplayer game. They were already leaning in that direction. Very unfortunate that Colin let his personal biases get in the way of properly covering the news and that Dustin and Chris just couldn’t be fucked reading it either.
Dustin and Chris are lumps on a log with mouths. Completely useless.
Concord will be on life support, day one, until $ony pull the plug ...
2:40:48
Chris just sitting there with 🖕🏼 while Dustin disses Halo 😂
A Beautiful Disaster | Sacred Symbols, Episode 311
That's my vote!
Sunday release? Nice
i have come to the conclusion - Colin and his baby boys are the pickiest eaters of all time😂
Cliff Burton RIP
Cliff Burton was the original bass player, he was replaced by Jason newsted. Dave Mustaine was an original guitarist, he went on to found Megadeth. And The Black Album was their last good album, so who cares who any of the new band members are past that.
Colin is right about TVs. I remember my friend and I both got a PS3 with Motorstorm at launch. I still had a CRT TV and couldn't believe my eyes when I saw it running on his flatscreen, it was only 24" too! Nothing will wow me as much as the first time seeing MGS 2 but that it probably a close second.
As a Metallica die hard fan I was screaming at my screen😂
i know right 🤣
Lol same
STEVE WALLIS MENTIONED! Seriously, though, his life is sad, What actually started his stealth camping journey is him being homeless. He would live out of his car while going to school to get his hvac license. So he had experience living out in the woods and public places. It's sad because throughout his youtube career, we've seen him go from homeless to getting through school to getting married and owning land and a home. Then, he lost his wife and best friend and still tries to be cheerful
Astro Bots potential: imagine him partnering up with Clank. Or ginding some treasure with Drake. Or destroying some robot dinosaurs with Aloy. To have different gameplay gimmicks referencing popular sony ip is a goldmine.
40:27 Colin: “ I love America and I hate Ranch” I lost it with laughter after Colin said that🤣😂😭. Man I really needed that laugh Colin, thank you for that 😂. It was just so funny to me how he said it
One thing I have noticed over the years is the total bizarre food takes about things that are pretty standard and basic for most people... it always feels like a bit.
Less than 7 hours? GTFO
Hunker down. RIP to beautiful wife and crazy neighbor.
That socks and shoes question. Colin is an insane person. How does work if your socks and shoes are where they’re supposed to be. Your socks should be in a dresser drawer and your shoes should be by the front or back door. Unless you walk barefoot, socks in hand to your shoes or vice versa. Then you have to walk on carpet or hard floors which is uncomfortable. You are insane person if you do sock, shoe, sock, shoe.
Colin sitting there laughing it off while Dustin and Chris are completely destroying people who do sock shoe sock shoe only to reveal he does it after they are dontle was golden.
Really wasn't expecting a Meet & Fuck: Kingdom reference, but there it was.
Greats first hour of sacred yet. lol thank you boys
Ranch is amazing. I got introduced to it as a dipping sauce for fries decades ago, and I've never looked back. I can't possibly eat pizza without a side of ranch. It's the goop of the Gods
I won't lie, many store bought ranch brands, like Hidden Valley are terrible, but restaurant housemade ranch, homemade ranch, and some store bought brands are the greatest condiment in history.
Released early? Cool.
Great, another 10 minute SS.
It was revealed recently that Geoff charges $250,000 for a 30 second spot at games fest!!! Why would anyone bother, which is why we got the slop this year, companies don't see the value
This whole 8k mental gymnastics was hilarious to listen to lol. Bro, it’s a video game console, people will interpret 8k as ability to render GAMES in 8k. Jesus Christ, get a grip guys.
RIP CLIFF BURTON
Metallica history according to Colin Moriarty:
"Jason Newsted was the original bassist for Metallica but left to start Megadeth"
Disgusting. But, I guess I shouldn't have expected anything better from the guy who named Outriders as his 2021 GOTY.
In his defence 2021 is possibly the single worst year in gaming history.
Lol this is funny.
Never seen so many people at once hate ranch. So strange to me.
As much as Concord's a generic looking hero shooter, what did me was that the teaser sold us a space game. When it wasn't even in the ballpark, and after a year of vague "ooo it'll be good" statements, it was like a double slap in the face
Revenge of the sith Mustafar Padme scene but it’s Colin and Chris shoe debate
Best Metallica song One? Mustaine bassist?? Pitiful
Sock shoe sock shoe is certainly the most efficient way to get the job done based on the Single Piece Flow manufacturing concept
About the 8K thing. Apparently 8k Blu-ray has been cancelled or something and now the PS5 will no longer be able to support the 8K format that will be typical going forward.
42:59 Dustin 😂
Did the same thing as Dustin and ended up playing all through Elden Ring and building a lv150 brute. Elden Ring already has an easy mode baked in to the game in the form of ashes. Level your ashes up if you are struggling and use them
The next Miyamoto will actually be born in Civ 7.
I agree with Dustin when you get older, you don't really get excited anymore for new games. It's nice for sure, but the hype is gone. RE2 Remake was the last game I was pretty excited about, but when it came out. It didn't surpass the original to me.
We also live in a highly politicized culture more now than it's ever felt to me which has sucked the fun out of everything including movies. Maybe it's because I'm old now.
Even remakes don't get me excited because I know the game won't be made like I would want. For example I really liked Vice City and most of Rockstar Games. My ideal remake is the same game, but with improved controls and visuals. We know that won't be the case because it needs to have that "modern" flavor which you guys don't like to hear about.
Idk I'm 30 and there's still one or two games a year that make me very excited. I'm beyond hyped for Shadow of the Erdtree coming up. It's just a more rare feeling with how games are revealed and talked about but there's still major moments of excitement.
Milk before cereal all day, but sock shoe sock shoe is nuts.
Never understand milk then cereal.
@@darkdragonite1419 We don't have to understand, only accept, each other. And I, begrudgingly, accept you my friend.
The PSVR2 dongle is approximately 1/3rd the cost of similar dongles on the market.
Also iVRy has already confirmed that all missing features can be unlocked.
On the Concord write-ins, there are few successful hero, but there a lot of failed ones. Odd anyone would say there are few of them when a Google searc probes the opposite.
The worst is the pitcher Roger Clemens naming all his kids names that begin with “K”. Such a d-bag move.
Colin, your socks are packaged together. Sock shoe sock shoe means you take your socks apart, discard one, dress one foot, then locate the discarded sock and dress the second foot. It’s empirically less efficient!
They're not even trying anymore.
?
What?
Can’t believe there wasn’t a story about someone giving birth to the family dog while their child slowly drowned.
im really interested to hear what they have to say next week about horizon lego on switch
Dustin, didn’t you say your dad basically raised you on Metallica and the like? You guys got more facts wrong than you did right. Whew. Love you guys but I was cringing as a Metallica fan.
Pre-ordered my physical copy of Astro Bot. Absolutely cannot wait for it! A full-sized Astro game is what I've been hoping for, ever since Astros playroom.
Colin misremembered the story from last week so drastically i had to laugh. The guy had his storage lockup rovbed which had 20000 dollars worth of collectible. A tornado did not destroy his collection 😂😂😂😂
Under 4 hours?! Is there even a point in listening when it's this short? Bah gawd, my weekend is ruined!
Still enjoyable show, as always
If you think ranch sucks, you need to get some actual scratch made one. Not that store bought trash or prepackaged.
House made ranch at restaurant's. 👌
Honestly the best ranch I have tried is Walmart Great Value. They know their fat people shit. Of course a homemade ranch is probably better
I feel like they totally skipped over the main downside of Battle Pass objectives: Forcing players to play a specific playstyle they probably don't like just to progress.
Battle passes are never a good thing. Even the free ones like Deep Rock Galactic where there's no way to give the dev money, it still feels like unnecessary FOMO and a forced seasonal model to keep you playing even when you'd like to take a break.
Hey @ChrisRayGun , I pour the milk first when eating cereal. I add the cereal a little at a time as I eat it because I hate soggy cereal.
My question is why are the socks and shoes close to each other??? Mine aren’t even in the same room!
Dixxon flannels are the shit. They make all kinds of different designs and the quality is top tier.
You guys are going to have to delay epsiode 311 for a few hours so you can release it on a Friday Afternoon
Chris that’s wild about your psp story cause I lent mine to my friend and he got robbed coming off the bus like two weeks later I was so pissed like “why did you take it out the house” 😩
Dustin would be the type of guy to have his woman walk to the hospital when she’s in labor lol
Dustin beat Elden Ring a 2nd time before Chris beat it once
Chris seems to never finish any game honestly.
The Concord Logo is so obviously just trying to play on the Guardians of the Galaxy aspect. It's like the cassette tapes that Peter's mom gave him.
The boys are in a silly mood today. I love it.
Thank god for a shorter episode, I fast forward almost 50% of it
The only time I have ever done or justified socking one foot at a time is a rare case like standing around a wet or dirty area like while camping, and it is easier to fully dress one foot then the other for the sake of the socks staying dry or clean instead of having to set my sock down in a dirty space, but I acknowledge those cases are the exception and few and far between.
This is EASILY the funniest episode I've ever heard and
It has nothing to do with PlayStation
Lets pray Colin stays off his medication
Ranch on pizza is bomb.
The internet today is somehow more uncensored AND censored than ever before.
Wow. A fellow steve wallis fan. Unexpected.
I was like wtf was that when Thunder said hello 😂
My man Dustin sporting the Dixxon, heeell yea. I've got almost 40 😂 it's an addiction
Love the timestamps so I can always skip the pet questions🔥
As someone who's been on roughly 30 first dates, of which 5 were named Holly, I found the name part of the intro hilarious
Please recruit Huber too. We need him for betting specials
With each passing day I see the "Gaming Media" lose credibility, eventually gamers will stop paying attention to them, I just watched The Xbox conference, yeah, the absolute biased hatred by many calling themselves professionals of the gaming industry towards Xbox is just becoming blatantly obvious! Can't wait for Colin folding his arms and the Bu b b... reactions lol
I like the look of Horizon lego game tbh, and cool it's coming to switch.
Ps this video was not showing on my TH-cam home even though I watch every week. Had to go search for it.
Astro Bot Rescue Mission is Colins biggest gap in PS exclusives.
It's absolutely incredible and a damn shame they didn't port it to PSVR2.
Ranch is life
Not worth my time if it’s under 5 hours
Crying laughing at the sock shoe situation 😂
I wanna see Colin trying to play Tool - Pneuma on drums :D
My sister in law loved season 1 of the show. My brother and I told her to avoid going online and searching about the game.
They cancel Spider-man multiplayer & Factions 2 for Concord?
3:30 as someone who buys his nephew a lot of games, it’s insane to me that there is no gift system.
I'm not complaining, but how come this is coming out on a Sunday for regular audiences?
From 25:00-45:00 - some hilarious shit haha
Dustin's kids' name is Caleb, I know it!
Anybody tried out V Rising? Loving that game. If you haven't tried it yet stick with it awhile even if you get frustrated at first with the mechanics. Once they click and you get an understanding of the world you'll start having fun.
I was never into ranch. I wouldn't use it for chicken or salad or anything else. But for some reason I got Pizza Hut ranch in my order instead of Bleu Cheese. I tried it anyway and was pleasantly surprised.