Incredible. Usually when people say this as a joke (1.5x is Ben zhabipo etc) I'm usually like "haha yeah, I can kinda hear that too, I can see why you said that I guess". This one's the real deal, totally not admitting how long I messed with the Instant Vaush (de)Intoxicator 9000
Oh my god I didn't realise I had it on 1.25x, I was just watching goofy Vaush. So he was actually slowed down by the alcohol, amazin'. Good to know. :)
If we haven’t had consistent sober sex for me. I want to learn their reactions so if something feels tooo off when we’re intoxicated I know to stop even if they don’t say anything.
Consent is so hot y'all. There's genuinely nothing better or safer than slowing down for a second to double check on a boundary, or simply check in that they're okay. A little effort goes a long fuckin way. Happy fukin y'all.
I find it funny how now that he's drunk he's telling chat how he enjoyed Arcane, yet in the past he was willing to ban any chatter that made that recomendation.
@@veemie8148 I was, my cousins were all like"You should watch it, this and that" and because they honestly have bad taste (I mean, they play LOL), I didn't trusted them at first.
10:35 Omg, as a trans guy, I can confirm 😂 Every single time I flirt with gay/bi tops, I *always* have to interrupt the convo to tell them I’m fine with whatever language they use for my anatomy-but include the obligatory “that may not be true for other trans guys.” It’s a defining step in the process, and everyone has way more anxiety about it than me 🤷🏻♂️ I can also confirm I haven’t met a single trans guy irl who doesn’t love vaginal sex-and it’s especially preferred more than anal; this is probably because all the trans guys I know are gay bottoms, and it‘d probably be different if their sexuality and/or position were different.
I personally prefer anal but I'm a switch and not someone you've met irl either so I guess it doesn't matter lol But vaginal never did much for me anyway when I experimented before I knew I was trans, but I wasn't with anyone Maybe it'd be different now but I just feel dysphoric and sad when I think about the prospect, even if I did enjoy it. Wish bottom surgery for ftm was more reliable and less intensive or else I'd already be on the wait list
Exactly! Im my boyfriends first trans man partner and he's always walking on eggshells when referring to me in a sexual way and he's nervous abt touching me in the wrong places, like dwag its okay! Even other trans partners I've had are like that
bruh I feel like the only trans gay dude who wants to be a top. Haven't actually done anything yet because my dysphoria makes me asexual, but every cis person I've talked to has assumed I'd wanna be a bottom. and like holy shit they're so wrong lol
Ig it might not work for everyone but from the pov of a bottom whenever vaush talks about bottom desperation it feels like a stand up comedy act i love it
44:30 if you have a situation where you’re unexpectantly facing a charging bear then a 9mm would work fine. If a 9 won’t stop it a 45 won’t either. However if you are hunting for bear (or hunting in general) you never aim for the head, as you are much more likely to maim and disfigure the bear (or other animal for that matter) than kill it directly. Heart shots can be taken from a head on position, but typically hunters go for the broadside lung shot. Very effective as most animals will bleed out within 100 meters
Hes right about .22 lr. At 13 years old I was hit in the arm by a stray round that turned out to be .22 round. It was in and out, missing the bone by millimeters. Funny thing is, I thought id been stung by a bee because I hadn't heard the shot. I'm allergic so I sprinted home thinking anaphylaxis would set in at any moment, not paying attention to the blood the was now running down my arm 😂. .45 acp will always be my daily.
I’m not into firearms, but I am into foam flinging (Nerf). We only have a few ammo types. The most common is the full length dart, but they are just a worse version of the half dart. There’s also Rival, which are spherical rounds that are decent, but not as good as half darts. There’s also Mega and Mega XL, which are impractical, but have special uses in some game types.
Forget his political arguments, like coconut island etc, his 'Horse cock good because we live in a society' position is the most succinct argument he's ever made lol
Any tips on how to take tinder photos? I feel they're like my limiting factor in the sense that they give off "he'd be a good boyfriend" vibes instead of "he'd rearrange my guts" vibes. And I want the latter not the former.
I got in trouble for being to vocal a sub. I was trying to tell my dom things I wanted to try and she literally got annoyed and turned off it was frustrating because I just wanted to communicate and she sucked
The 3rd time my bf and I had sex we did it while high on mushrooms. Here is my advice. Make sure both of you have experience with thr drug(s) youre taking before having sex. This will decrease the likelihood that you or your partner cannot verbalize or underatand consent. Make sure you've had sober sex a few times before hand so you know eachothers body language and boundaries well enough. Make sure you both agree to have sex while high before hand. Dont decide in the moment, because now its too late to get consent.
Honestly enough bullets of any kind as long as they penetrate will take down an animal. A belt-fed full auto .22 will take down an elephant if you have 10000 bullets and enough time to dump them into it.
listening to fem/dom vaush de advice through bluetooth headphones half asleep with my phone some place in the vicinity, in my bed but no idea where it is. . . an ad fo2 r wild game: the wild kingdom comes on. first time hearing it it is just wolves, sheep and various animals making wild noises loud as fuck in my ears and hilariously fitting.
Maybe not the best forum for this question, but I'm 22 and I've never owned a firearm, or had one in my home. If I got a sidearm for protection, what is a good model for beginners? I will be able to learn how to clean and handle it, from a professional, but I just don't know where to start. Thanks.
Preferences are a mask to preserve ugly biases, especially toxic gender norms. Women and toxic norms about their weight, breasts, and ass etc. You could justify toxic “traditional” norms under preference as well. Same goes for men and toxic norms about their being unfit/having a small wee/bisexual/short/poor etc. We need to stop enabling toxic behaviors through the guise of preference. Your preferences can be wrong and should be changed. What is or isn’t desirable is socially malleable.
I respect the Alkochinski Arc. Now he looks AND sounds like the average Polish guy.
Adam I love your videos man🙏
I know this guy.
Vaush + Polish Vodka = Entertainment
Holy shit Ive always had a feeling vaush reminds me of someone, my polish uncle who I haven't seen in years looked like voosh before he went bald lmao
Too much Dharmann nowadays, I’m more RaW in my TH-cam videos, i do food videos while high asf😰😰
Even when intoxicated, I’m still learning more here than any pickup artists.
Straight up my drunk uncle would sit down next to me and proceed to give me worst possible sex advice a 9 year old could hear from vaush.
I should say so
I mean when the learning is based on treating people like people rather than game NPCs it’s gonna be vastly superior
Following Drunk Vaush Advice is like following a horoscope.
I want him to explain why racism is good.
It's a precursor to fascism?
yes: following it turns alt girls on
It’s so vague that it’s true for everyone?
Drunk Vaush Advice is probably a hell of a lot more reliable ngl
As a certified bottom, being called out as "its just what they're like" is hilariously accurate lol.
1.25 speed sounds exactly like normal Vaush
Incredible. Usually when people say this as a joke (1.5x is Ben zhabipo etc) I'm usually like "haha yeah, I can kinda hear that too, I can see why you said that I guess".
This one's the real deal, totally not admitting how long I messed with the Instant Vaush (de)Intoxicator 9000
It really does
Oh my god I didn't realise I had it on 1.25x, I was just watching goofy Vaush. So he was actually slowed down by the alcohol, amazin'. Good to know. :)
Perfect example of how CNS depressants like alcohol slow your brain functions, it’s actually pretty interesting. Drink responsibly!
Could we apply this info to make any normal vaush video drunk with x0.75
My rule of thumb is if we've never had sober sex, we're not having drunk/high sex.
If we haven’t had consistent sober sex for me.
I want to learn their reactions so if something feels tooo off when we’re intoxicated I know to stop even if they don’t say anything.
Consent is so hot y'all. There's genuinely nothing better or safer than slowing down for a second to double check on a boundary, or simply check in that they're okay. A little effort goes a long fuckin way. Happy fukin y'all.
"I can't stream, I'm gonna embarrass myself" says drunk man to live stream audience
Ive been on a drunk vaush binge and this new *c o n t e n t* drops right as im about to have dinner, thank you tempest, very cool!
Dude go outside:/
@@K50ATTACK to have dinner?
@@thomasallister3446 Sounds like an invitation to a date night to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I like this type of content. The “I’m drunk I don’t care here’s what I think” long form video.
Nothing like Vaush describing the best way to “destroy an asshole”, while drunk, at 7 in the morning
I find it funny how now that he's drunk he's telling chat how he enjoyed Arcane, yet in the past he was willing to ban any chatter that made that recomendation.
They broke rule number 1:
Don't annoy streamer
I think everyone is very skeptical of Arcane before later enjoying it lmao
@@veemie8148 I was, my cousins were all like"You should watch it, this and that" and because they honestly have bad taste (I mean, they play LOL), I didn't trusted them at first.
Drunk Vaush? Draush
Sloshed Vaush = Slaush
Vank
@@timothymattnew Vaunk?
Droosh?
vaushka
I love drunk Vaush
51:49 even insanely drunk vaush has more gun safety than the safest police officer
If you can’t handle a gun drunk off your ass, then you can’t be trusted handling a gun sober
Why does he look like a Bond villain here
Straightest, most family friendly and least drunk Vaush segment
Vaush’s lung cancer patient on psilocybin therapy laugh is just 👌💯
10:35 Omg, as a trans guy, I can confirm 😂 Every single time I flirt with gay/bi tops, I *always* have to interrupt the convo to tell them I’m fine with whatever language they use for my anatomy-but include the obligatory “that may not be true for other trans guys.” It’s a defining step in the process, and everyone has way more anxiety about it than me 🤷🏻♂️ I can also confirm I haven’t met a single trans guy irl who doesn’t love vaginal sex-and it’s especially preferred more than anal; this is probably because all the trans guys I know are gay bottoms, and it‘d probably be different if their sexuality and/or position were different.
I personally prefer anal but I'm a switch and not someone you've met irl either so I guess it doesn't matter lol
But vaginal never did much for me anyway when I experimented before I knew I was trans, but I wasn't with anyone
Maybe it'd be different now but I just feel dysphoric and sad when I think about the prospect, even if I did enjoy it. Wish bottom surgery for ftm was more reliable and less intensive or else I'd already be on the wait list
That just sounds like being straight with extra steps
Exactly! Im my boyfriends first trans man partner and he's always walking on eggshells when referring to me in a sexual way and he's nervous abt touching me in the wrong places, like dwag its okay! Even other trans partners I've had are like that
bruh I feel like the only trans gay dude who wants to be a top. Haven't actually done anything yet because my dysphoria makes me asexual, but every cis person I've talked to has assumed I'd wanna be a bottom. and like holy shit they're so wrong lol
Man I don't even want to think about my vagina, let alone use it for sex. Just goes to show how people are different
Listening to Vaush's psychologizing of what bottoms want is interesting.
He’s spot on 🤤
This should bee called "A Masterclass of a chat taking full advantage of their streamer!" Hilarious & adorable!
Vaush: win
Sobriety: loss
Rename it Spicy Advicy
Ig it might not work for everyone but from the pov of a bottom whenever vaush talks about bottom desperation it feels like a stand up comedy act i love it
The wisdom of the gods, straight from Vaush's mouth.👍🏾
I remember watching all of this live, nice
"Im more Ideologically alligned with being a top" is coming out in my next debate lmao ( 8:39 )
if you’re a “top” and you’re jealous of bottoms, maybe you should try Bottoming™
The most coherent vaush video
44:30 if you have a situation where you’re unexpectantly facing a charging bear then a 9mm would work fine. If a 9 won’t stop it a 45 won’t either. However if you are hunting for bear (or hunting in general) you never aim for the head, as you are much more likely to maim and disfigure the bear (or other animal for that matter) than kill it directly. Heart shots can be taken from a head on position, but typically hunters go for the broadside lung shot. Very effective as most animals will bleed out within 100 meters
Hes right about .22 lr. At 13 years old I was hit in the arm by a stray round that turned out to be .22 round. It was in and out, missing the bone by millimeters. Funny thing is, I thought id been stung by a bee because I hadn't heard the shot. I'm allergic so I sprinted home thinking anaphylaxis would set in at any moment, not paying attention to the blood the was now running down my arm 😂.
.45 acp will always be my daily.
I am so freaking excited to be this early!!! I hope all of your days are AS beautiful as you freaking deserve:3.
I’m not into firearms, but I am into foam flinging (Nerf). We only have a few ammo types. The most common is the full length dart, but they are just a worse version of the half dart. There’s also Rival, which are spherical rounds that are decent, but not as good as half darts. There’s also Mega and Mega XL, which are impractical, but have special uses in some game types.
Oh hello fellow weird gun hobbyist. I play laser tag on a competitive level. I also have real guns tho cuz FREEDOM!!!!!
Thought the title was ironic only to find it 100% accurate
Drunk Vaush = Best Vaush
Bro why am I getting bricked up watching a Vaush vod
Well thank God I don't have to worry about not pleasing my bottom partner since they're just going to hell anyways lmao
I KEPT GETTING SO EMBARRASSED WHEN HE WAS TALKING ABOUT BOTTOMS BEING SHAMESLESS JRJSJ
SAME IM SO CALLED OUT
I love how this turned into a gun talk at the end ❤
I love Vaush gun talks!
Wait till vaush sees he’s in cyberpunk edge runners, first scene
Hilarious rewatching this now!
Forget his political arguments, like coconut island etc, his 'Horse cock good because we live in a society' position is the most succinct argument he's ever made lol
Sloshed Vaush
Slauched
And this, kids, is why you can't write "advice" without adding some vice to it 😏
Any tips on how to take tinder photos? I feel they're like my limiting factor in the sense that they give off "he'd be a good boyfriend" vibes instead of "he'd rearrange my guts" vibes. And I want the latter not the former.
Take a picture next to a horse, looking down with a confident smirk
@@Killroy007 That might unironically work tho
BEST THUMBNAIL ON TH-cam
goddamnit Vaush
put him on x1.25 speed to sober him up
I got in trouble for being to vocal a sub. I was trying to tell my dom things I wanted to try and she literally got annoyed and turned off it was frustrating because I just wanted to communicate and she sucked
The 3rd time my bf and I had sex we did it while high on mushrooms. Here is my advice.
Make sure both of you have experience with thr drug(s) youre taking before having sex. This will decrease the likelihood that you or your partner cannot verbalize or underatand consent.
Make sure you've had sober sex a few times before hand so you know eachothers body language and boundaries well enough.
Make sure you both agree to have sex while high before hand. Dont decide in the moment, because now its too late to get consent.
Revolvers of higher caliber are popular in very nordic places because of high reliability and a lot of stopping power. Reason: polar bears.
30:23 you sounded like mario dying
Mario when he falls into a fiery pit in a castle level
Not what I asked for but what I wanted
bababooey
dude that's like an average Western-Poland Kociński casually drinking vodka while back from work lmao
rare top vaush enjoyers rise up
guys i stg dude i watched this shit earlier this morning and lost my v card later this afternoon. in vaush we trust. 💯
How's he still giving good advice
more than likely he's a good person at his core lol
The only effect alcohol has on him is slowing his perception of time by 25%
as someone who primary means of sexual interaction is sexting, yes, thats true, women and bottoms give the laziest responses.
Least drunk vaush
No no no vaush. NOT "spicy advice"
Adspice
I'll see myself out.
On the killing a bear with .22LR note, Chris McCandless shot and killed a moose with his .22
Honestly enough bullets of any kind as long as they penetrate will take down an animal. A belt-fed full auto .22 will take down an elephant if you have 10000 bullets and enough time to dump them into it.
listening to fem/dom vaush de advice through bluetooth headphones half asleep with my phone some place in the vicinity, in my bed but no idea where it is. . . an ad fo2 r wild game: the wild kingdom comes on. first time hearing it it is just wolves, sheep and various animals making wild noises loud as fuck in my ears and hilariously fitting.
The ultimate home defense weapon: .700 Nitro Express
I prefer the 30x173, preferrably fired at 4200rpm by the gau8 cannon. Perfect for getting those pesky neighbour's kids off my lawn.
Vaush needs to talk about Ecosia they are a search engine that plants trees
Us bottoms are indeed shameless. 😆🤣🥰😘
the Vaushka arc
Finally we got vaush to watch Arcane, I can die in peace now.
This was definitely one of the videos of all time🤣
Maybe not the best forum for this question, but I'm 22 and I've never owned a firearm, or had one in my home. If I got a sidearm for protection, what is a good model for beginners? I will be able to learn how to clean and handle it, from a professional, but I just don't know where to start. Thanks.
drunk watch of drunk vaush
16:03 words to live by
Why is Vaush holding a gun hotter?
I do believe General Ambessa Medarda would be capable of turning Vaush into a bottom
Oh god vaush 😄
Vodka Drunkinski hours
Unironically this is just the average vaush stream lol.
It in fact did not happen two days later
Today on "who's getting instantly demonetized"
shooting a bear in the head also is pretty ineffective because their head is huge but their brain is tiny
Based af Vaush lol
Listening to drunk Vaush makes me sleepy
Has Vaush not heard of HiCap 1911s?
Seems to be under the impression that 7 rounds is the limit for .45acp
Lol last time I watched this dude he said he couldn’t drink lmao what happened
Apparently his body decided not to be alcohol intolerant anymore
From what he's said in the past, he said there was a certain kind of drink he found that didn't mess him up
54:22 Norwegian heavy
Is this the aftermath of cold cuts?
Yes, you indeed should buy a 5.7 Along with a PS90.
Vaush loaded to the gunwales lets gooo
Vaush you and I are the same age (28 though you’re 2 months older) you were not in high school in 2008
Bro forgor
Video
I have a .357 magnum 🥺
Preferences are a mask to preserve ugly biases, especially toxic gender norms. Women and toxic norms about their weight, breasts, and ass etc. You could justify toxic “traditional” norms under preference as well. Same goes for men and toxic norms about their being unfit/having a small wee/bisexual/short/poor etc.
We need to stop enabling toxic behaviors through the guise of preference. Your preferences can be wrong and should be changed. What is or isn’t desirable is socially malleable.
Least bad Vaush advice
drunk laugh
I want a CZ 75
Why does he laugh at the beginning?
He realised the debate he thought he was gonna have that day, was actually scheduled two days later
Voosh
This dude so drunk lol
2:45 talk needs to be sent to my ex 💯
Dang... youtube's standards are really improving lmfao