Tonight... Every Top Gear Opening

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  • @etw30
    @etw30 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

    Season 1: 0:01
    Season 2: 3:08
    Season 3: 5:15
    Season 4: 7:12
    Season 5: 9:13
    Season 6: 11:19
    Season 7: 13:45
    Season 8: 15:00
    Season 9 : 16:34
    Season 10: 17:41
    Season 11: 19:12
    Season 12: 20:07
    Season 13: 21:27
    Season 14: 22:43
    Season 15: 23:41
    Season 16: 24:43
    Season 17: 25:43
    Season 18: 26:39
    Season 19: 27:37
    Season 20: 28:15
    Season 21: 28:56
    Season 22: 29:35

    • @tudorbrancuturcu5996
      @tudorbrancuturcu5996 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      My Favourite seasons are Season 8, 10 and 14. Season 8 cause it started the Tonight intros and it has the radio episode. One of my favourites. And Season 10 because the episodes just sound good, especially Ep 6, it gives me The stories of Sodor: Munitions vibes Season 14 because it has the romania episode, my country!

  • @Fleyk1707
    @Fleyk1707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5375

    Earlier seasons: * presenting the actual information on what's going on in the episode *
    Last seasons: *I M O V E M Y E Y E S*

    • @rafafirdaus3675
      @rafafirdaus3675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +409

      *J A M E S W E A R S A H A T*

    • @narakun1942
      @narakun1942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      *R I C H A R D W E A R S A H A T*

    • @thesmolpotat6974
      @thesmolpotat6974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      AND I WEAR A HAT

    • @prodtj1189
      @prodtj1189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      *I P O I N T A T A T H I N G*

    • @gacha21x35
      @gacha21x35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      *H O R T O N H E A R S A W H O*

  • @far0145
    @far0145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4698

    S1-S13 : Normal Intros
    S13- S22: 𝙰 𝚏𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍

    • @dutesei
      @dutesei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      lol

    • @SylviusTheMad
      @SylviusTheMad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      I was just thinking "a sheep falls over" was peak Top Gear, but then the very next episode was "a fat man gets murdered."

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      S1E2 I feel is where the madness truly began

    • @ajemajh
      @ajemajh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      a d o n k e y g e t s o v e r t a k e n

    • @kalepp9287
      @kalepp9287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      25:02

  • @grimm_plush
    @grimm_plush 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2605

    24:09
    I WEAR A HAT
    RICHARD WEARS A HAT
    AND JAMES WEARS A HAT

    • @iliasszennati173
      @iliasszennati173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      YOU WEAR A HAT
      YOUR FAMILY WEARS A HAT
      A DOG WEARS A HAT

    • @gas4153
      @gas4153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      WE ALL WEAR A HAT

    • @prodtj1189
      @prodtj1189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      YOUR HOUSE WEARS A HAT

    • @Pun1sher69
      @Pun1sher69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Tonight a member of parliament in our reasonably priced car

    • @fedora997
      @fedora997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I WEAR A HAT ONTOP OF MY FEDORA

  • @Jacquobite
    @Jacquobite 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1929

    Jeremy slowly descends into madness*

    • @mmtot
      @mmtot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It was a great car show which appealed to car enthusiasts and it slowly became a circus to appeal the dumbed down masses.

    • @Perifroog
      @Perifroog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      mmtot
      Fckin gatekeeping elitist

    • @dogmanbitehurt8243
      @dogmanbitehurt8243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      mmtot it’s just natural that they were gonna increase in wackiness, there are only so much bicycles you can jump over, drifts to do, before the audience gets bored

    • @nashvontookus7451
      @nashvontookus7451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@mmtot
      haha car go vroom

    • @mmtot
      @mmtot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dogmanbitehurt8243 they reviewed cars for decades and it was just fine, it was a car show, and then for about another 10 years it was still a car show with a small amount of petrolhead stupidity which was great, then eventually just descended into a clown show.

  • @kieranhughes4090
    @kieranhughes4090 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2421

    S1-S12 = sensible intros.
    S13-S22=LOL.

    • @patrickmontgomery9579
      @patrickmontgomery9579 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I agree!! Hahahahahahahahaha

    • @Feramersi0
      @Feramersi0 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah! LOL

    • @randolfducanes1028
      @randolfducanes1028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Tonight- Jeremy Clarkson gets Fired, Hammond gets fired, *_EVERYONE EVERYONE GETS FIRED, AND BBC HAS NO CHOICE._*

    • @callumkenny5147
      @callumkenny5147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Season 9 E3: "Tonight: We try to grow our own petrol!" #SensibleIntro

    • @tomdunsmore2140
      @tomdunsmore2140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      its just so clear that after 12 seasons they really just could do whatever they wanted haha

  • @territaylor7087
    @territaylor7087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2734

    Tonight on Bottom Gear,
    I drive a silent electric car,
    Richard uses a fookin toilet
    And James commits arson.

    • @AramiMedia
      @AramiMedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Terri Taylor I feel like that meme would be a lot better if it was a lot more discrete humour.

    • @KaptainKommissar
      @KaptainKommissar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      * uncontrollable laughter from narrator *

    • @patoa3481
      @patoa3481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Ery nice

    • @MannyAntipov
      @MannyAntipov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Tody on medium gear, wat happens when taste exhoost fume?

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      hammond you tiny man where is the lambo chevy

  • @diverseuniverseyt320
    @diverseuniverseyt320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    Series 1 - Series 12 : Sensible intros.
    Series 13 - 22 : *I wear a hat*

  • @dannyb2815
    @dannyb2815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2246

    The scary thing is that I remember all of these....

  • @_ulick
    @_ulick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +944

    you know its a big episode when the intro is half an hour long

    • @BristolRoversFan
      @BristolRoversFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's because it's not an episode it's a compilation

    • @RedJLP
      @RedJLP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      With this big an intro, you can expect the massive episode to be hugely action packed

    • @_ulick
      @_ulick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@BristolRoversFan do you understand jokes?

    • @ridhosamudro2199
      @ridhosamudro2199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This is going to be a long night, isn't it?

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ridhosamudro2199 A long week rather

  • @MattChaffe
    @MattChaffe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3042

    It was pretty depressing to hear Hammond do the intro to the last episode.

    • @TheRobSka
      @TheRobSka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      It doesn't sound as right

    • @linechaos731
      @linechaos731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      how come hammond was doing it

    • @UltraHylia
      @UltraHylia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +427

      LineChaos Because Clarkson had already been fired

    • @henriquepaladino3779
      @henriquepaladino3779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      At least we still have The Grand Tour.
      I know , isn't the same thing

    • @2nd100k
      @2nd100k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      And oh dear-

  • @Greninjia
    @Greninjia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2120

    Tonight
    James stays at home
    Richard stays at home
    And I stay at home

    • @atlantic_31
      @atlantic_31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      And Trump catches Covid 19
      *Top Gear intro music

    • @diamondsam
      @diamondsam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      and boris tries to have another go at the reasonably priced car, again. Instead of leading the country.

    • @BFDIDavidFan69
      @BFDIDavidFan69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tonight
      James gose to the shops
      Richard trys to get total wipeout uk back
      And i watch Da Boy David

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Producing vomit and sputum and other bodily secretions?

    • @loco4loco
      @loco4loco ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because we stupidly drunk

  • @nikoslats2551
    @nikoslats2551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    29:37 :
    I move my eyes
    Richard vandalizes a road
    And James says “cow”

  • @dannylagangonzalez6832
    @dannylagangonzalez6832 8 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    In the very first episode he says at the end of the series no one will have a recording contract. He proved to be very right 13 years and 21 seasons later.

    • @Feramersi0
      @Feramersi0 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mhm.

    • @pondfood
      @pondfood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @RELOAD Official top gear of the pops?

    • @dalewasson5919
      @dalewasson5919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He predicted his suspension

  • @literallasagna7864
    @literallasagna7864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    If I had a nickel for every intro where it was just Jeremy talking about their hats, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

    • @rosetintedtankergoggles897
      @rosetintedtankergoggles897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      So close to three! Although I love Hammond's bit

    • @RedJLP
      @RedJLP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Outside of the two that were just about the hats, there's also the one Clarkson wore in an Aston Martin and the two before Hammond was behind a low wall

    • @khoco8888
      @khoco8888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HATS

    • @lexuslfa4739
      @lexuslfa4739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It happened thrice actually

    • @jeffreytenthije
      @jeffreytenthije 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Actually, if I'm correct, that's get mentioned 3 times, 3 hats, 3 hats with things and 3 hats.

  • @medimedestf234
    @medimedestf234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    I love how blunt these are.
    We save the entire world,
    James throws a chair over a hedge,
    And a F A T M A N G E T S M U R D E R E D

  • @JiminyClarkson
    @JiminyClarkson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    30:51 TONIGHT
    I get fired
    Richard quits
    And James also quits

  • @rwall514
    @rwall514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    3:15 the first appearance of James May.
    6:08 the Indestructible Hilux.
    11:16 Jezza in an Ariel Atom.
    15:21 Radio Station.

    • @itISafakechannel
      @itISafakechannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      tHE esPEEd is alot mate!

    • @dalewasson5919
      @dalewasson5919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      weed

    • @misfire88
      @misfire88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The radio show episode was fantastic. I found the entire audio to that radio program and, yes, listened to all of it

    • @azh698
      @azh698 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@dalewasson5919Karr.

  • @Nox_Desiree
    @Nox_Desiree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    *Tonight on top gear I commit warcrimes in the middle east*
    *Richard Hammond crashes another expensive car and is in intensive care*
    *And James breaks into an old womans home*

    • @KaptainKommissar
      @KaptainKommissar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Bot 'm gee r

    • @2AMinLosAngeles
      @2AMinLosAngeles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i drive a silent electric car
      hammond uses a fucking toilet
      and james commits arson

    • @Sandbar3D
      @Sandbar3D 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *James is put in an old womans home.

    • @scsutton1
      @scsutton1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      'Ery noice.

    • @mrcrowdonotsteal
      @mrcrowdonotsteal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I miss me wife

  • @coffeeandsugar20
    @coffeeandsugar20 8 ปีที่แล้ว +986

    Not only did you have most every humorous intro ever, but you even listed which series and episode it is from. Two very massive hat tips to you sir!

    • @GR8SALAD
      @GR8SALAD  8 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Thank you! However, this morning I just noticed that s11e4 and s11e5 are switched, I gotta put an annotation on there to fix that.

    • @MirrorMonolith
      @MirrorMonolith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What kind of hats? A blue hat? A different hat? A hat with some things on it?

    • @casual_boredom7195
      @casual_boredom7195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MirrorMonolith My god! It's- It's a dude with a hat on a hat in a reasonably priced car! Has he gone mad?

    • @r2dc108
      @r2dc108 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, I didn't saw all episodes, so very nice to see what to see.

  • @rashmiprakash3613
    @rashmiprakash3613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    I see three people slowly built a British television cultural masterpiece, and presented it gloriously to the whole world. We are ever more greatful to them

    • @Altern8One
      @Altern8One 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, though in Season 1 instead of James May there was some bloke called Jason Dawe who was almost always busy with used cars...

  • @stumpy5467
    @stumpy5467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    25:01 this is by far the best one

    • @vexonmebob4420
      @vexonmebob4420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s when James drives off the cliff

    • @dalewasson5919
      @dalewasson5919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A fat man gets murdered
      A donkey gets overtaken
      And James wears ladies' underwear on his head

    • @farhansnugroho3677
      @farhansnugroho3677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@vexonmebob4420 "I'll see you in Spain, Lads."

    • @qtrainprod
      @qtrainprod 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      **A FAT MAN GETS MURDERED**

    • @lettuce984
      @lettuce984 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vexonmebob4420 “you’ll never take me alive copper!”

  • @sonyviva308
    @sonyviva308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    at 21:00 ( s12e6 ) Jeremy lost his voice during the studio shoot and in the next episode you can hear Jeremy's voice is still recovering.

    • @firstnamelastname4221
      @firstnamelastname4221 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      but it's hammond talking, isn't it?

    • @petehutchings
      @petehutchings ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Firstname Lastname he means the episode after Hammonds one his voice is still recovering

  • @straw-hat94
    @straw-hat94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    28:51 the best introduction for may ever

  • @GufilinOrDie
    @GufilinOrDie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    24:10 Tonight
    I wear a hat
    Richard wears a hat
    And James wears a hat
    Now that's some good old quality content

  • @TommyBKWL
    @TommyBKWL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    0:11 "And at the end of the series no-one will have a recording licence".
    He half guessed what would happened to him

    • @lenatama
      @lenatama 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It had a different meaning than we expect these days
      During Top Gear's revival in 2002, BBC didn't own the license and rights to the show apart from censorship and dictating the show's length, which means they didn't have the rights for anything else in the show: No corporate interference during the production and no rights for Top Gear employees' contracts at all. If anything, the Top Gear team had all the power to switch to other broadcaster like Bedder 6 in case the BBC started some unnecessary things that the team would deem jeopardizing their show. It took the BBC until the early 2010s when they finally owned Top Gear entirely and things started to go south from there

  • @patrickmontgomery9579
    @patrickmontgomery9579 8 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    Tonight!
    I point at a thing
    Richard walks through a shop
    And James has some bananas
    HILARIOUSEST INTRO EVER!!!

  • @rdammara
    @rdammara 8 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    27:31 oh god..

    • @Ianvlogs1
      @Ianvlogs1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Albert Richard awkward

    • @UltraHylia
      @UltraHylia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I was thinking of 21:01

    • @dangerdean9066
      @dangerdean9066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A Google User when Jeremy lost his voice?

  • @KonKarPinguin
    @KonKarPinguin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I randomly skipped and landed at 13:42 and just heard Clarkson say:
    I developed a sudden urge to marry my cousin

  • @JV-the-Tossh
    @JV-the-Tossh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    I love how even the more factual ones of the early seasons are more than occasionally just described in the most absurd way possible. Or just in the most literal way possible.

  • @TehRuiAlv3z
    @TehRuiAlv3z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    TONIGHT
    JAMES ASKS A GIRL FOR A FAVOUR
    ...
    "No..."

  • @BradTheThird
    @BradTheThird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    10:20 I met that blind man. He came to my primary school to do some talk about being blind. I think his name was Billy Baxter. He said he lost his sight while riding a motorbike while in the army (can't remember if it was during a military operation or something). And yes, when it came to the questions, he must've been asked "What can you see?" and "Do you just see black?" about five times.

  • @aheccingdegenerate3859
    @aheccingdegenerate3859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    S1-S12: Something Decent
    S13-S22: *James Says ow ow ow ow*

  • @felipebulac
    @felipebulac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    *Looking at the comments*
    "These intros can't be that insane right?"
    *Gets to mid-season 12 and there's still 10 minutes left*
    "Yeah I'm concerned now..."

    • @Scottyy788
      @Scottyy788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i move my eyes

    • @dalewasson5919
      @dalewasson5919 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Richard vandalizes a road

  • @mrcrowdonotsteal
    @mrcrowdonotsteal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    25:11 Tonight, our tracks are a bit foggy,
    a man eats a snack
    and we move about in a caravan.
    Welcome back to Bottom Gear m8s

  • @sebobie
    @sebobie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    25:20
    Tonight
    Richards wears a blue hat
    James wears a different hat
    And I wear a hat with things on it

    • @dalewasson5919
      @dalewasson5919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Oh no, I've hit the building!"

  • @retrosteamknight5038
    @retrosteamknight5038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Season One: How fast can the new Zonda go around our track?
    Season Eighteen: I breathe oxygen

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Season One: A man more boring than May explains used cars
      Season 22: Richard marries a dog.

  • @DrewSavo
    @DrewSavo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Watching over 30 minutes of intros like this makes you realize something profound:
    They wear a lot of hats. And some with things on them.

    • @MirrorMonolith
      @MirrorMonolith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Relatively speaking, they actually very rarely wear hats

  • @bundell470
    @bundell470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Tonight on Bo'om Gear:
    I drive an Electric Car™
    Hammond using a *fokin'* toilet
    And James commits *arson*

    • @D0Samp
      @D0Samp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      11:15 k I'll have a whiff

    • @dalewasson5919
      @dalewasson5919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      warning show budget does not exceed 23¥

    • @lettuce984
      @lettuce984 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@D0Samp Ery noice

  • @isaacpugno3388
    @isaacpugno3388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    26:44 you can nearly hear him laugh 😂

  • @Masterchief0181
    @Masterchief0181 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Man this is one action-packed Episode of Top Gear

  • @CaptainJoey63
    @CaptainJoey63 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    27:00 is the best one hands down

    • @Foxttellio
      @Foxttellio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      His face tho haha

  • @TheNaomeister
    @TheNaomeister ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I decided to throw ChatGPT at one of these intros and this is what it came up with:
    [Opening credits roll with energetic music playing]
    Clarkson (with his signature enthusiasm): "TONIGHT! I attempt to parallel park a double-decker bus!" [Cut to a scene of Clarkson nervously maneuvering a massive bus between two cars, narrowly avoiding disaster]
    Clarkson: "Richard competes in a lawn mower drag race!" [Cut to Hammond in a racing helmet, revving up a souped-up lawn mower on a grassy track]
    Clarkson: "And James attempts to set the world record for the slowest lap in a supercar!" [Cut to James May cautiously navigating a sleek supercar at a snail's pace on a racetrack, with tire squeals and engine roars in the background]
    [The Top Gear logo appears on the screen, and the crowd erupts with laughter and cheers as the episode begins.]

    • @tommybakes5972
      @tommybakes5972 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ChatGPT somehow makes a funnier intro than the BBC

    • @SgtStevePH
      @SgtStevePH 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      When even the machine learning app is a big Clarkson, Hammond and May fan

  • @Bluefire397
    @Bluefire397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I like how in the later seasons they occasionally attempt to do a serious, factual intro and then decide to go back to insanity the next episode

  • @rohan6983
    @rohan6983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I like how they went from giving actual info about the show to just absolutely meaning less things in the intro.
    That's what made it the best motoring show in the world, quite literally.
    It was more entertaining then informative yet it was still fundamentally a car show.

    • @AlphaRKA
      @AlphaRKA ปีที่แล้ว

      25:02

    • @solidgent7870
      @solidgent7870 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly 😂 I'm infinitely more interested in "I EAT A SHOE" than about what's coming up about the actual cars

  • @Jedi_Spartan
    @Jedi_Spartan ปีที่แล้ว +13

    17:50
    James May: "And now the news. And I'm afraid we start with an apology... we are unable to bring you Jeremy's road test of a Ferrari on the moon."

  • @stuff31
    @stuff31 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    It's surreal seeing all these old cars being talked about as new cars and classics being seen as average second-handers

    • @uss_04
      @uss_04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “I managed to get this used 90s car at a reasonable price”
      Meanwhile in 2022

    • @matttondr9282
      @matttondr9282 ปีที่แล้ว

      IKR!

  • @WhipLashJimmyFrank
    @WhipLashJimmyFrank 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Tonight:
    I breathe in,
    Richard closes his eyes
    and James presses a button.
    I don't think you can get any vaguer.

  • @zaky.r560
    @zaky.r560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Tonight,
    James falls out of a boat
    I have a fight with a gear lever
    And..
    HELLO!
    Oh dear this is a bit embarrassing

    • @dalewasson5919
      @dalewasson5919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The end of an era of Top Gear

  • @fclp67
    @fclp67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    James asks girl for a favor
    Girl: noooooooo

  • @wildsurfer12
    @wildsurfer12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    20:51 Probably my favourite line!

  • @aidanmentz9733
    @aidanmentz9733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "Welcome back to Bottom Gear, mates"

    • @sillygoose2878
      @sillygoose2878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ery’ noice

    • @mrcrowdonotsteal
      @mrcrowdonotsteal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ham on now I really made

    • @dalewasson5919
      @dalewasson5919 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      tonight on, gear
      *C A R S*

    • @elisnyder863
      @elisnyder863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Car gad bas for helf

    • @PrinceT-RexSpinoMasterStudios
      @PrinceT-RexSpinoMasterStudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I steal my schupid neighbor's ford focus.
      Hammond gets kidnapped by drug lords in Cambodia.
      And James gives into the voices.

  • @sonyviva308
    @sonyviva308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    13:41 Holy shit he's way ahead of the time with that joke

    • @yeshnavale
      @yeshnavale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No he aint

    • @lancia-037
      @lancia-037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      the joke is from like 30 years ago lol

    • @iwillwatchyourbacknooneels7850
      @iwillwatchyourbacknooneels7850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah he basically invented it or at least he said jokes about incest in america so much that its normal

  • @michaelramsey82
    @michaelramsey82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love how these get progressively more insane as the series goes on

  • @toonaconsooma5941
    @toonaconsooma5941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    This show went from slightly odd to just insane

    • @Harkeilla
      @Harkeilla ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You say that like it's a bad thing.

  • @wildaviation5528
    @wildaviation5528 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    S13 e6 22:24 is where it finally loses all sensible meaning and becomes completely abstract
    I wear some goggles
    Richard falls down a small slope
    And james says hello to a man

  • @delanoketelings9323
    @delanoketelings9323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I like the part when Jeremey says “Tonight”

  • @matthewchen9438
    @matthewchen9438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    for me one of the most memorable is
    "a dog looks over a wall,
    we drive some chairs,
    and the stig does a skid in a supercharged jag."

    • @lettuce984
      @lettuce984 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean Jaaaaaaag surely?

  • @riotshieldmanpk3992
    @riotshieldmanpk3992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    27:28 R a i k k o n e n

    • @MothDax
      @MothDax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      o o p s

    • @revs7837
      @revs7837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Evans

    • @fawwazrafif5160
      @fawwazrafif5160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@revs7837 Can't belive it

    • @revs7837
      @revs7837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Hotwheels Stunt track driver and bash

    • @MrJedroi258
      @MrJedroi258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@revs7837 as we do proper motor racing

  • @untipicostormtrooper2098
    @untipicostormtrooper2098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    WELCOME BACK TO BOTTOM GEAR MATES...

  • @themnuggets5264
    @themnuggets5264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Tonight, we save the entire world"
    *Shows a clip of a land rover towing a green house*

    • @dalewasson5919
      @dalewasson5919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We test a fat spaniel from Jaguar

  • @king_crimson1708
    @king_crimson1708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I've never seen this show, only the memes, but I think that the reasonably priced car is a key component in the ultimate plot

    • @topmandog1
      @topmandog1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      id say no, i often skip the star in the car section, its often boring

  • @jayive34
    @jayive34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    19:26 They reversed the colors on the cars.

    • @MirrorMonolith
      @MirrorMonolith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What do you mean?

    • @sagitta98
      @sagitta98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MirrorMonolith Mitsubishi must be red, Subaru must be blue.

    • @VideosTubeCh
      @VideosTubeCh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      true

    • @RERM001
      @RERM001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sagitta98 the evo should be ruby red and the evo 555 blue

  • @UltraHylia
    @UltraHylia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    21:01 Well that didn't age well

    • @mahiru20ten
      @mahiru20ten 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Well, he got a raise from being a mayor to a prime minister, so it aged better

    • @pedinhuh16
      @pedinhuh16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was so wrong not even Ckarkson could be the one saying that.

    • @sillygoose2878
      @sillygoose2878 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      21:03

    • @burntpato9760
      @burntpato9760 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pedinhuh16 Wrong how?

  • @hamisharnold8745
    @hamisharnold8745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    23:18 was when they gave up lol

  • @Unix_0
    @Unix_0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    24:10 has to be the best one of them all

  • @DanielEhlmann
    @DanielEhlmann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    9:27 by God these were some good times to be a car enthusiast

  • @brandonm8901
    @brandonm8901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    22:30 - my absolute favourite

  • @nathanJordannath89
    @nathanJordannath89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Seems like a very packed episode

  • @CrazyPanda688
    @CrazyPanda688 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Crazy, we won’t see a show like this ever again. If you experienced it from the start then you were lucky! I watched from the beginning of season 2 all the way to the end of the classic trio

  • @greatbritannialine
    @greatbritannialine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That is one action-packed episode of Top Gear!

  • @optecio
    @optecio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Mildly disappointed that you didn’t include the bottom gear intros.

    • @siposmarton8324
      @siposmarton8324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Tonoight on Bottom Gear:
      I drive a silent electric car, Hammond uses a fucken' toilet and James commits arson

    • @ike_uwu
      @ike_uwu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      this video was posted 4 years ago sir

    • @optecio
      @optecio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      PlacekTheCat I know it’s just a joke...

    • @user30017
      @user30017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@siposmarton8324 tonight on gear, cars
      I steal my schupid neighbors Ford focus.
      Hammond gets kidnapped by drug lords in Cambodia.
      And James gives into the voices.

    • @Gobbbbb
      @Gobbbbb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@user30017 Ery Nice.

  • @Daniel41689
    @Daniel41689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love the slow descent into madness as the episodes go by

  • @lavielavie
    @lavielavie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I wana go to bed but the night will not end.

    • @narakun1942
      @narakun1942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sorry for being extremely late but...*TONIGHT!: KHRAMI WANTS TO GO TO BED BUT THE NIGHT WILL NOT END*

    • @sillygoose2878
      @sillygoose2878 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@narakun1942 TONIGHT, KHRAMI WANTS TO GO TO BED, NAKURAN APOLOGISES FOR BEING LATE, AND I AM EVEN LATER

  • @ramonalvarez8559
    @ramonalvarez8559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:39 the birth of 3 legends and history takes off.

  • @bicyclist2
    @bicyclist2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love Top Gear. This is so great. I just wish I'd lived in England when these aired. Thanks.

  • @scorcher59
    @scorcher59 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Oh man wanna rewatch pretty much all of them...

    • @historytank5673
      @historytank5673 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amazon prime has them all and grand tour and all the other shows

  • @epicarcher999
    @epicarcher999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Me: I can listen to music while I study, I’ll be fine!
    My brain: 30:11

  • @Sh4dowgale
    @Sh4dowgale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    23:07 That Gallardo is one of my favorite cars.

  • @kristerrs
    @kristerrs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Episode 1: i put two supercars head to head, hammond tries to beat a speed camera
    Episode 3:
    GRANNY'S DOING DONUTS

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ep. 2: How many buses can we jump over with a bus?

  • @Faith01841
    @Faith01841 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I fucking love Richard narrating the last one and when Jeremy is all like ELLO he just says oh dear...

  • @rotary_7812
    @rotary_7812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    12:45
    RIP Queen of the 'Ring, Sabine Schmitz!

  • @tyler.e7581
    @tyler.e7581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    22:42 when james and jeremy exit the toilet is it concerning that james is wiping his mouth

    • @onlinefriend3889
      @onlinefriend3889 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Him and Jeremy are rubbing their nose

  • @mrlexwin3671
    @mrlexwin3671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I know it’s late but this must be a very long episode

    • @RedJLP
      @RedJLP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And action packed to boot

  • @1994CivicGLi
    @1994CivicGLi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    21:28 is where it goes really quick downhill

  • @mariyatakeuchi9009
    @mariyatakeuchi9009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    watching this with my dad on Sunday night at 8pm on bbc with beans on toast was one of the happiest moments of my life

  • @aidanphillips9337
    @aidanphillips9337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    22:06 The slowest man in the world falls asleep. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @WTC1996
    @WTC1996 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    18:35 They even made Richard crashing cars jokes back then

  • @statingtheobvious8119
    @statingtheobvious8119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    You can start to hear when Clarkson's health start deteriorating.

  • @emilianocruz11
    @emilianocruz11 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    i never bored to watch this special videos from the intros on top gear =)

  • @Jakeman90210
    @Jakeman90210 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My favorite is: Hammond forgets the abbreviation for America.
    Rich: USB!

  • @jasonadams5971
    @jasonadams5971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    27:38 Tonight...
    I point at a thing
    Richard walks through a shop
    And James has some bananas.
    That was so hilarious!

  • @brynjones2708
    @brynjones2708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    earlier season intro: * relatively normal *
    later season intro: I commit tax fraud. Hammond blows up a hospital. And James has a heart-attack and fucking dies.

  • @GrantMitchVideos
    @GrantMitchVideos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Have you ever put toothpaste on your testicles?” BEST LINE EVER!

  • @monterrang1
    @monterrang1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    28:58 aww that's cute... (swan do this when they're in love)

  • @atlantic_31
    @atlantic_31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Nobody:
    The trio: I wEAr a hAt

  • @iceboy1053
    @iceboy1053 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    26:59
    *Tonight!*
    I wear a hat,
    James wears a hat,
    and Richard is behind the low wall.

  • @TheExplodingBacon
    @TheExplodingBacon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    27:31 when you realise Chris Evans is replacing you

  • @ringoferrer2343
    @ringoferrer2343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how in between S13-S22 there are mostly random stuff put in while ever so once in a while actually put something that belongs to a car show

  • @samuelivascu7633
    @samuelivascu7633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:32 so weird to think that Sainz's kid is now in F1