Participate, voice NPCs, and watch LIVE at: twitch.tv/blurbs ALL EPISODES: th-cam.com/play/PLeVtvf69N6wvQUeBqlNgHq7V_x_6yIn5y.html Get live alerts in Discord: discord.gg/zrSnf4JvKw VODS: th-cam.com/channels/wt-LpUCcroqijNOcF0g-hw.html It has to boil.
I just want you to know that people are going to remember you as the "Text-To-Skyrim" guy. In years, no matter how large or small your channel and Skyrim is as a hole, people will remember this masterpiece. And THAT is a good thing to be remembered for.
Honestly some of the funniest random stuff created by a streamer and his community. This series is gold. Like Todd please make sure to milk it for a long time XD
The only other sane Twitch chat I've come across is Alveus Animal Sanctuary 😊 _edit: Just to be clear, "other" is NOT implying that Blurb's chat is _*_normally_*_ sane..._ 😅
"sure just fling me there" I fucking die of laughter when the NPCs being controlled by viewers intentionally get meta and know they're about to be abused as NPCs do but instead comment on it and make it 10000% more funny 😊
Good on Arr_n_d for their performance! Same with everyone else in this trial. That "what day of the week is it?" was a really persuasive in displaying the witness as unreliable! 👏👏😂
@@kreinvulonyou’re so welcome! Fr tho, I’ve been playing dnd for years now, and the best rule for improv and roleplaying is “yes, and.” You (and everyone else) killed it
Love how just when I thought I'd be over my crippling "ooh that person's Skyrim looks cool" addiction, Blurbs started pushing out these jewels. It's like he declared that I'm finally awake as if I wasn't already for the millionth time 😭
I thought after the finale that we'd have a break in episodes, but I'm actually really glad there isn't. I've been LOVING this series, it's the funniest thing on TH-cam right now.
Absolutely masterful stroke by Geralt at the end of the trial. Without that, I don't think he gets acquitted. Rare to see a whole case go down with ONE question. That's some Ace Attorney shit.
Double jeopardy can apply to the state, but if Astrid wants to take it to the federal gov. she can. The fed government can charge him for the same crime unless found innocent in a fed court case
@@Aquilenne Here's the thing. A couple things actually... 1) If you did ally with the imperials, then Skyrim will be back in the Empire. So elevating it to the Empire is an option... 2) However, as Blurbs didn't complete Civil War, this isn't possible, that doesn't exactly mean it's impossible to get a federal government involved (and even if he did and he completed it with the Stormcloaks, it's still possible). Every hold has a Jarl (which is like a state as it has a main city, a capital if you will, and smaller villages), and every Jarl answers to the High King who can be considered the federal government of Skyrim. However, as Falkreath is an Imperial supporting city, you will need to elevate this case to Jarl Elisif, as if you elevate the case to Ulfric, then Falkreath won't acknowledge it as they don't support Ulfric as the true High King... UNLESS Blurbs decides to Join the Stormcloaks later down the line.
Double Jeopardy prevents you from being tried for the same offense twice. The federal government can't prosecute you for state crimes. FBI, Is Marshalls, etc only have specific jurisdiction (capital offense or offense involving interstate commerce is FBI, and fleeing fugitives/prisoner transport is Marshalls) outside of those grounds the FBI cannot arrest nor even pull you over. If you don't violate the federal law, it's only the state that can prosecute you. There is no taking it to federal if you get acquitted at the state level, you can only appeal through the appellate courts which is its own system, and you wouldn't appeal your acquittal anyway. And a divorce would never go to federal level because that's civil matter not criminal.
Randomly found your channel and watched all "season 1" text-to-skyrim videos and I have to say, please don't stop with them.. they are so funny and nice to watch, I love it! And since all is depending on your chat and their messages.. every time you start this perfect modded gameplay, it will be unique every time, so it never has to end!
Objection, Double Jeopardy doesn't apply here. You can't be tried twice for the same crime, but doing it again would be a new crime that could then be tried. As he stayed his intent to do so, if you were to present evidence that he went through with it, he can be tried for the new crime.
There was mention of "serving papers". The trial would therefore be about who gets what in the divorce, not criminal, right? Now that they are divorced, there is no adultery.
I just had your Videos recommended to me, this is probably the funniest MOD ever. I'm not a native English Speaker but from Germany but nothing made me laugh as much as this in probably 10 Years! Prost & Cheers from Berchtesgaden in the Bavarian Alps
Man holy shit chat did such a great job with that trial, that was fantastic. Everyone involved in this should be absolutely proud of themselves, amazing work 😂 Also, ngl, Gerald got the right idea. Id cheat on assturd to get some of that argonian bussy as well 😂
This is so funny. First time in years I'm actually excited waiting for a new episode of something, no Netflix or HBO show had me feeling that way. As much as I dislike TH-cam, I'm glad it recommended me this channel.
Yes, finally kriinkle_ got his time to shine! I loved this whole mini arc. All born from just one rumor! Little did Blurbs know at the time it would cause such a beautiful disaster! I voted for Geralt! I only wish you kept in one or two more moments of Thorumsu thirsting for Geralt lmao
Yeah, Thorumsu's insistence was hilarious, but I guess the editor wanted to get to the point. At least they kept the punchline "also unrelated, I'm glad that the doors have keyholes".
this series brings back a feeling I havent had in over a decade, back when youtube was a small thing and there were barely any content creators at all. every now and then, youd stumble across someone who made a series so creative, youd remember it long after its already ended. text to skyrim will no doubt leave a legacy, deservedly so
Freaking gold. Blurbs, you and your chat are amazing for producing this. I can't wait for the next storyline. It's bound to be cursed af and I am here for it.
Moon sugar mixed with a bit of Belladonna. The lore made it out to be very dangerous and extremely addictive . Yet, that did not translate well in gameplay.
@@fahadalghamdi9316 Pretty sure it translated well in the games until Skyrim, with debuffs & stuff. I guess the Dragonborn is just immune to crippling drug addictions lol
It's kind of incredible how great everybody involved played their roles. This shit was funny the WHOLE way through, and everybody stayed coherent during the trial. It was _just_ serious enough, while still being off the walls chaotic. The dichotomy of taking such an unserious situation so seriously was brilliant. Geralt was really struggling early on in that case, with the judge clearly working on Assturd's behalf, but he managed to win over the Jury with a slam dunk of a closing argument, discrediting the witness and saving the case from the jaws of defeat.
People are saying youll be the text-to-skyrim guy but lets be honest... Youll be known as the Orphan Creator and Slayer, hunter of the cuddle cult, and last but not least... hag killer.
that was amazing and just shows how much potential this series has. Skyrim is a big ass game in its own and these guys can make their own quests and lore without needing to play the actual quests. Even tho they would also be fun and more enjoyable.
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It has to boil.
It has to boil.
It has to boil.
It has to boil.
Just here for the gooning
@@Christ_Is_Lord_88 The coom has to boil.
"Am i not allowed to be a little whorish? A little whimsical?" 😭
That was the best line of this whole video
why did i read that out loud with a absurdly deep manly voice? D:
And he was a fantastic lawyer
this deserves to be on hard going random quotes list, along with obama rp's from people's dreams
I felt that
"where were you on the night of bussy destruction" had me in TEARS
THIS. I was dying 😂😂😂
22:05
“Thursday is not real” *wins case* this is how court cases should go in real life
In some instances, *_it does._* The witness is shown to have beliefs that the jurors find absurd, and it poisons the whole case.
But he's right. Thursday, as one of its names, "Thursday" does not exist in Skyrim. :)
We do a little insanity plea
I just want you to know that people are going to remember you as the "Text-To-Skyrim" guy. In years, no matter how large or small your channel and Skyrim is as a hole, people will remember this masterpiece.
And THAT is a good thing to be remembered for.
I will remember him as the thicc boi.
Honestly some of the funniest random stuff created by a streamer and his community. This series is gold. Like Todd please make sure to milk it for a long time XD
@@tobiaskissel6303 Except people will mostly enjoy this series if milked.
Hear hear! 🍺😄
I've been the "Sea of Thieves guide guy" for so many years I'll gladly take this title.
I absolutely love the fact that Elder Scrolls having its own weekday names managed to play a part in this masterpiece
Lore accurate nonsense, that’s what elder scrolls is all about
I’ll be honest…chat killed the trial! Never would have expected for chat to be so sane and follow the lore lmao
He should really like, take notes on which viewer does a hell of a job and maybe do special episodes for them in the future lol.
@@Steampunk_Kak didnt see this, but it really should be this way, there should be some reward because sometimes people do good job on it
We have an entire channel dedicated to lore that blurbs isn't allowed in the discord. Got a team of lore-yars.
@@PepicWalrus thats amazing! can only hope to see more stories put together!
That's so fun and awesome! Kudos to the lore keepers of Text to Skyrim. @@PepicWalrus
"sorry your honour I have narcolepsy" 😭😭😭
Made me lose it
Clearly guilty of NPC Behavior
"Wolf mode on the Argonian Bussy had me choking on water"
Same 😂😂😂
That's not what was said
"I seen it." Fucking SENT ME 😂
It had the same vibe as: It has to boil.. HAHAAHHA
23:00 💀
I never knew that Twitch could sound sane and reasonable.
"Did I ever tell you that I made sweet feathery love to a chicken"- chat
The only other sane Twitch chat I've come across is Alveus Animal Sanctuary 😊
_edit: Just to be clear, "other" is NOT implying that Blurb's chat is _*_normally_*_ sane..._ 😅
I’d like this comment but want to keep it at 69 likes.
@@doot1429 It's already at 73, so come on back lol
It's because he's killed/banned all the insane ones😂
as the wise Torbek once said:
"Just because there's a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score!"
Based reference
That was going through my mind when I heard the Argonian saying the ring didn't mean anything.
a ring has never clogged a hole.
I love how torbek has some of the most thoughtful lines but he is such a sad character
I heard that in my soul. Fave character, never get tired of his voice
IF THE FORK DON’T FIT, YOU MUST ACQUIT
Alternate timeline where they tried to fit the fork in front of the court
"sure just fling me there" I fucking die of laughter when the NPCs being controlled by viewers intentionally get meta and know they're about to be abused as NPCs do but instead comment on it and make it 10000% more funny 😊
Good on Arr_n_d for their performance! Same with everyone else in this trial. That "what day of the week is it?" was a really persuasive in displaying the witness as unreliable!
👏👏😂
That was indeed genius!
Makes me wonder how it would've played out if they had answered *correctly!* _(Turdas)_ 🤔
Seriously. He did an amazing job.
Yeah, that was Ace Attorney level-ass twist right there
Can't get divorced here. You'd need to visit Winterhold. Unfortunately the divorce office was destroyed in the Great Collapse
We can divorce in the ruins
@mewxtherealitygod4706 it's 60 ft underwater *only Argonian's can divorce
@@dr.bright6272 sounds like a skill issue
bruh, no wonder 100% of all Skyrim marriages end in murder death kills.
@@Sphendrana yeah, that's just how it goes
“Where were you on the night of bussy destruction?”
This is the best trial ever
9:16 that's my line right there
i regret nothing
Oscar worthy performance without a doubt.
Can you recreate the action in lizard form in a video?
You had me dead on floor! 😂😂😂
How did it feel like😂
@@sulobimi_2835 feathery😏
the "well I have boobies so you should pick me" should not have cracked me up as much as it did
Of course, Boobies is always the option :D
I'm glad the chat seems to be actually engaging with the improv better while being silly instead of just "lol I'm so random" and uncooperative.
love the fact that evidence was stacking but it all fell apart because of lore XD
All hail kriinkle_, the best lawyer in Skyrim
thank you 🫡
I can't believe how AMAZING Twitch chat was at roleplaying a trial. Massive applause to everyone involved!
Also, it has to boil.
i forgot how SHIT my navigation was i’m crying omg 8:49
It was wonderful
😂😂
You were the lawyer?? Bro you had me cackling with laughter, that was some of the best rp work I’ve ever heard. Amazing job!
@@electrapng thank you! glad i made you laugh
@@kreinvulonyou’re so welcome! Fr tho, I’ve been playing dnd for years now, and the best rule for improv and roleplaying is “yes, and.” You (and everyone else) killed it
The moment Geralt said „Thursday?” I heard „pursuit ~ cornered” from ace attorney in my head, holy smokes what a counter! XD
6:23 "I knew this joke would BLOW UP" lmao it was so fricking good man
Hehe :D
@@EggFriedCheese Oh its youuuu lmaoooo good rp
@@NightmareKing8989 :) Thanks :)
This series is blossoming into the finest strain of moonweed, and is going to age like a fine one big bean chilli.
27:22 GERALT YOU GENIUS!
"just toss me there" was a golden line hahaha
Love how just when I thought I'd be over my crippling "ooh that person's Skyrim looks cool" addiction, Blurbs started pushing out these jewels. It's like he declared that I'm finally awake as if I wasn't already for the millionth time 😭
Skyrim has become like the flu, recurring every couple years as an epidemic of enjoyment.
Hey you.
You're finally awake.
I feel so bad for you, honestly. Get well soon with that addiction. Wish you the best.
@@nottherealbaphomet Good to hear my guy. Btw check out my music; I write and produce everything I make. Hope you dig it 🎵
"I knew that joke would blow up"
Gold... Straight gold
David Goonings 💀💀
Stay hard mf
who's gonna carry the loads
I didn't know how much I enjoy twitch improv. Take a seat AI you could never capture the beauty of human creativity in a Skyrim cave courtroom.
You know who would be a decent lawyer? Sheogorath himself
The lawyer actually was Sheogorath himself.
21:41 Who else would dare to interrupt Sheogorath and go away with that? Only he himself.
Even those it's a "filler episode" this was probably the best one so far.
110% best episode with people not trying to derail the whole thing and actually taking part. Really great work to chat and Blurbs
I wasnt sure about kriinkle at first but my goodness they killed it as it went on
thank you!
”i will not crumble 🕺🏼💃🏼🕺🏼💃🏼”
5:59 Best joke I've ever heard in Skyrim.
I was laughing for a minute straight 😂
It definitely blew up 😂
I just realised it's the same person who was the girl fighting to be blurbs lawyer lmao
@@X-380_ZD Yep, that was me :D
WHY IS IT ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD.
I thought after the finale that we'd have a break in episodes, but I'm actually really glad there isn't. I've been LOVING this series, it's the funniest thing on TH-cam right now.
Absolutely masterful stroke by Geralt at the end of the trial. Without that, I don't think he gets acquitted. Rare to see a whole case go down with ONE question. That's some Ace Attorney shit.
The courtroom was fantastic, lawyer chatter did very well
The narcolepsy line was hilarious and quick, made me laugh out loud.
Its me the piss-wizard, prepare your containers.
"I have information on the Clintons"
**DIES**
THIS WAS MY FAVE😂😂😂
Double jeopardy can apply to the state, but if Astrid wants to take it to the federal gov. she can. The fed government can charge him for the same crime unless found innocent in a fed court case
But Skyrim is seceding from the Empire
@@Aquilenne Here's the thing.
A couple things actually...
1) If you did ally with the imperials, then Skyrim will be back in the Empire. So elevating it to the Empire is an option...
2) However, as Blurbs didn't complete Civil War, this isn't possible, that doesn't exactly mean it's impossible to get a federal government involved (and even if he did and he completed it with the Stormcloaks, it's still possible). Every hold has a Jarl (which is like a state as it has a main city, a capital if you will, and smaller villages), and every Jarl answers to the High King who can be considered the federal government of Skyrim. However, as Falkreath is an Imperial supporting city, you will need to elevate this case to Jarl Elisif, as if you elevate the case to Ulfric, then Falkreath won't acknowledge it as they don't support Ulfric as the true High King...
UNLESS Blurbs decides to Join the Stormcloaks later down the line.
Also, btw this isn't meant to be argumentative or angry. I am just stating how I will interpret "taking this to a federal level."
Double Jeopardy prevents you from being tried for the same offense twice. The federal government can't prosecute you for state crimes. FBI, Is Marshalls, etc only have specific jurisdiction (capital offense or offense involving interstate commerce is FBI, and fleeing fugitives/prisoner transport is Marshalls) outside of those grounds the FBI cannot arrest nor even pull you over. If you don't violate the federal law, it's only the state that can prosecute you. There is no taking it to federal if you get acquitted at the state level, you can only appeal through the appellate courts which is its own system, and you wouldn't appeal your acquittal anyway. And a divorce would never go to federal level because that's civil matter not criminal.
@@xiphos8219 astrid's lawyer said she was sueing for emotional distress, not filing for divorce.
this was an insane court case involving witcher lore and i have been on the edge of my seat the whole video
the pretrial and trial are pure cimema
“where were you on the night of bussy destruction?” 22:07
7:20 killed me
The little "heh" beforehand. 😂😂
Hehe :D
Best interaction:
“Judge, She cannot be a witness she is the plaintiff”
Judge: “uhhh, overruled she can speak for herself”
Based
23:16 “I seen it” also another great bit
"There is no Thursday on Tamriel" was devastating, it won the case on the spot
0:35 "enjoy the episode y'all"
Betty: "ye do that. ok byeeeee" *waves*
“I seen it.” Case closed, honestly. 23:15
I'd be on my horse heading home after that 😂
Randomly found your channel and watched all "season 1" text-to-skyrim videos and I have to say, please don't stop with them.. they are so funny and nice to watch, I love it!
And since all is depending on your chat and their messages.. every time you start this perfect modded gameplay, it will be unique every time, so it never has to end!
best lawyer in skyrim
Still he losed this time
for sure, legendary, even left with a strip tease
Blurbs seconds after dealing with deadly cult on his way to poke into other people's life and organize a court
Objection, Double Jeopardy doesn't apply here.
You can't be tried twice for the same crime, but doing it again would be a new crime that could then be tried.
As he stayed his intent to do so, if you were to present evidence that he went through with it, he can be tried for the new crime.
There was mention of "serving papers". The trial would therefore be about who gets what in the divorce, not criminal, right? Now that they are divorced, there is no adultery.
I’ve got a feeling that Geralt is going to wake up with a knife in his neck later that night.
6:50 “I have information in the Clint-“
*gets unalived*
Even Skyrim isn’t safe 💀
Going from slaying dragons to tracking down a drug ring to divorce court makes this series more entertaining than 99% of Hollywood today. Keep it up!!
I just had your Videos recommended to me, this is probably the funniest MOD ever. I'm not a native English Speaker but from Germany but nothing made me laugh as much as this in probably 10 Years!
Prost & Cheers from Berchtesgaden in the Bavarian Alps
6:54 I was eating chicken and accidentally spat it out laughing at this.
I’m bout to go wolf mode on that like button
I quite literally just discovered the first season of this a few hours ago and binge watched it all. This is amazing timing let's GOOO
Man holy shit chat did such a great job with that trial, that was fantastic. Everyone involved in this should be absolutely proud of themselves, amazing work 😂
Also, ngl, Gerald got the right idea. Id cheat on assturd to get some of that argonian bussy as well 😂
This episode has ruined me. My stomach hurts from laughing. As far as I’m concerned, everyone involved in that trial deserves an Oscar
EggFriedCheese with one of the best jokes I've heard in awhile 😂
Thanks :D
This is so funny. First time in years I'm actually excited waiting for a new episode of something, no Netflix or HBO show had me feeling that way. As much as I dislike TH-cam, I'm glad it recommended me this channel.
Same
Yes, finally kriinkle_ got his time to shine! I loved this whole mini arc. All born from just one rumor! Little did Blurbs know at the time it would cause such a beautiful disaster! I voted for Geralt! I only wish you kept in one or two more moments of Thorumsu thirsting for Geralt lmao
Yeah, Thorumsu's insistence was hilarious, but I guess the editor wanted to get to the point.
At least they kept the punchline "also unrelated, I'm glad that the doors have keyholes".
this series brings back a feeling I havent had in over a decade, back when youtube was a small thing and there were barely any content creators at all.
every now and then, youd stumble across someone who made a series so creative, youd remember it long after its already ended.
text to skyrim will no doubt leave a legacy, deservedly so
15:18 These will never not be funny. 💀
To the guy who did the gunpowder joke, thanks for making my morning. XD
You're welcome :D
@@EggFriedCheese Told the joke to my family and coworkers. The joke really blew up. :D
I took way to long to understand that
@@malty776 The joke or what I wrote?
@@JayHog1992 the joke
"Mr.Geralt, where were you on the night of Bussy Destruction?" ☠️
I love waking up on an early Sunday morning and catching Blurbs on his antics
12:15 from here to the end is truly was one of the best of these I’ve ever seen. Well done everyone 😂
bro almost died with that horn LMAO
This was one of my favourite parts, it was so much fun! Arr_n_D and Kriinke_ did such a good job
These just keep getting better and better
Damn give krinkle credit, that was hood improv
Freaking gold. Blurbs, you and your chat are amazing for producing this. I can't wait for the next storyline. It's bound to be cursed af and I am here for it.
"With the lawyer now Drip-maxxed"
Fun Fact: Skooma is made from moon sugar. I am not making this up.
Yeah I think that’s where the moon weed thing started from. Because skooma is the drug in skyrim.
Moon sugar mixed with a bit of Belladonna. The lore made it out to be very dangerous and extremely addictive . Yet, that did not translate well in gameplay.
@@fahadalghamdi9316 Pretty sure it translated well in the games until Skyrim, with debuffs & stuff. I guess the Dragonborn is just immune to crippling drug addictions lol
@@evilchild1851 well he doesn’t want to be called a milk drinker anymore
The Argonian has to boil
Holy shit, this was so well executed. They were both making extremely good points
"Chef Law-yer-D" caught me so off guard im still recovering from that line lmfao 🤣
1:14 wait a minute, that quest is called Mourning Never Comes! This is still about gooning!
I agree- that was the best episode yet. Absolutely hilarious and top notch improv
It's kind of incredible how great everybody involved played their roles. This shit was funny the WHOLE way through, and everybody stayed coherent during the trial. It was _just_ serious enough, while still being off the walls chaotic. The dichotomy of taking such an unserious situation so seriously was brilliant. Geralt was really struggling early on in that case, with the judge clearly working on Assturd's behalf, but he managed to win over the Jury with a slam dunk of a closing argument, discrediting the witness and saving the case from the jaws of defeat.
0:35 That cat was waving at us! :O
17:54 "My life as a Witcher" 😂 holy hell I loive this story
This episode is a masterclass in how dnd trials should be held
"gluck gluck gluck. aaaah ooooh. wah wayh wah. wohoooo" KILLS ME EVERYTIME
People are saying youll be the text-to-skyrim guy but lets be honest... Youll be known as the Orphan Creator and Slayer, hunter of the cuddle cult, and last but not least... hag killer.
Also as the guy that pushed a father off some stairs allegedly
Holy shit whoever played Geraltd is so good
that was amazing and just shows how much potential this series has. Skyrim is a big ass game in its own and these guys can make their own quests and lore without needing to play the actual quests. Even tho they would also be fun and more enjoyable.
Everyone needs to see this fucking MASTERPIECE. Absolute perfection. The chat and blurbs have created such an amazing synergy
"Sure just toss me there" got me good
this is the greatest thing i've watched for ever. Lore for DAYS and DAYS with chat
It has to boil
Edit:lol this meme is funny
It has to
It has to boil
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP GET OUT OF MY HEAD
@@POzzzzzzit has to boil
It has to boil @@POzzzzzz