The “Italian” one is 110% just obsessed with mobster movies and is faking and gets away with it cuz he has big hair. THE MONKEY NOISE MADE ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE I ALMOST HAD TO JUST LEAVE.
@@smiIeJEM Yo wait he's from California?1 akksaMSn i tHOUGHT HE WAS FROM LIKE... STATEN OR SOMETHING. I was like "ok little on the nose but if he's like a Staten Islander makes sense, maybe even Jersey near the City" NO HE'S JUST COSPLAYING LIKE, A TIKTOK GUIDO
This series literally looks like if someone squeezed the ugliest parts of gen z culture out of a ketchup bottle and put it on the internet for everyone to see
Yeah with those types of dresses/skirts you have to either keep your legs crossed or keep your knees turned to one side, otherwise people can see your underwear. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if they were all at the same level but since several of the guys are sitting on the floor, yeah they would def be able to see up her skirt. That's why I like pantyhose or bloomers
*Casey:* Who is that girl?! She seems so familiar! *Me, yelling at the screen even though my peanut brain knows that Casey can’t hear me:* VICTORIOUS VICTORIOUS VICTORIOUS VICTORIOUS VICT
My controversial opinions: 1. I understand Donte on a spiritual level and she doesn't deserve him if she can't get any of his jokes. 2. She flat-out does not deserve doodle guy. She just doesn't.
As an Italian American, that Italian guy is killing me 😂 People can’t tell if he’s joking because he’s playing into every stereotype he can think of. And it’s an out of date stereotype too 😂 I can’t 😭😂
" ima do a hip hop dance " anything wouldve been better than what he did . he literally couldve and shouldve done a fortnite emote and been better off . yes you have to do more of these vids lmaoooo
Imagine you, a skinny white boy, giving me, a life sized lobster, a strip tease while wearing a too big tie dye shirt and flailing around while everyone watches. This is my biggest dream and it’s never going to happen 😥 Unless?
Unless...a certain skinny white guy exists who loves lobsters, but who doesn't also eat lobsters...? My god...it's Jordan Peterson! I think he's still skinny. He's your best bet though. 😂 (if you don't know who that is, this comment will make no sense to you, I'm sorry)
casey i have my final high school exams in 2 days i was literally mid panic attack when i got the notification for this video and i feel calm for the first time in like a full week thanks ily
One thing awesomeness did back in the day is something they probably need to bring back is when young woman answered other girls questions about sex and boys because in this day in age we need that back again.
I didn't know it was possible to fail both the bechdel test *and* the reverse bechdel test in a single piece of media, but we have this now . . . okay.
Trina Vega sweetie, blink if you’re being held hostage
The icon is alive - barely
Thank youuu omg. Poor Trina.
ok she looks like a whole different person
We got a code Blue Eyed Girl
Her name is Daniella Moné lol
"I'm just gonna do a little hip hop dance"
*15 seconds of the whitest dancing known to man*
I kept hearing "Hello Ma Baby" in my head
He looks like Whiter Tom Holland
Literally every white guy in a club ever
he looks like he'd wear a polo shirt and khakis
Instead of saying "go white boy go" it's "no white boy no"
The “Italian” one is 110% just obsessed with mobster movies and is faking and gets away with it cuz he has big hair.
THE MONKEY NOISE MADE ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE I ALMOST HAD TO JUST LEAVE.
Fr and he’s from California and I doubt anyone talks like that
@@smiIeJEM Yo wait he's from California?1 akksaMSn i tHOUGHT HE WAS FROM LIKE... STATEN OR SOMETHING. I was like "ok little on the nose but if he's like a Staten Islander makes sense, maybe even Jersey near the City" NO HE'S JUST COSPLAYING LIKE, A TIKTOK GUIDO
Stag fr like that accent wouldn’t even survive in Cali
He sounds and looks like he's trying to be Joey Tribbiani
I’m Italian and we don’t claim him
This series literally looks like if someone squeezed the ugliest parts of gen z culture out of a ketchup bottle and put it on the internet for everyone to see
Taylor Perez
Thank you for this brilliant summary. 😁
Literally when you don’t shake the ketchup bottle and the little juice gets out
@@anthony449 yes omg you get it
@@anthony449 _ketchup water_
There’s no school shooter jokes, it’s not the worst of Gen Z.
These are the guys Girl Defined warned us about man
SDHJHJJGHFDSGFG I AM SCREAMING AT THIS COMMENT
we got a mr struggle right here
STOPPPPPPPP🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kathryn Lewis 💀😂🤣
PLEASEKSKSK
Not a single soul:
Dante: I’ɱ Iƚαliαɳ🥀🥀
*doNtE
@@squarecat2589 you literally just told us youre italian unprompted
we have an italian kid in our school. he just swears in italian every five seconds.
lady gaga is shaking
@@elenigrammatikou1229 I mean, I can respect that
When he rhymed Chloe with know-e, I felt that...
Handsome Squidward no
Napkin doodle guy is a true short king, he's got my vote
We stan true talent
the dude who just dropped his pants and started flailing around,, sir are you aware that this will stay on the internet forever
I just laughed for 30 minutes straight from your comment alone! Thank you for your service.
Glen Btl
“Sir, I’m afraid we’ll have to escort you off the premises.
Sir, are you hearing me?
Sir? Sir. Sir?”
s i r
Still laughing... 🤭🤭🤭
Glen Btl I didn’t get to that part yet but holy fuck
I love how she says "keep dreaming big" as if shes Harvard sending someone a rejection letter. Sweetie hes gonna be okay.
donte is like 18 years old but acts like a 40 year old mafia boss i'm not sure if this is a bit or not but i enjoy it
Lizzie Jimenez
Same
Me too
I hate that im kinda into it
She's super uncomfortable with that dress. Every time she's sitting she's covering her lap
Yeah with those types of dresses/skirts you have to either keep your legs crossed or keep your knees turned to one side, otherwise people can see your underwear. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if they were all at the same level but since several of the guys are sitting on the floor, yeah they would def be able to see up her skirt. That's why I like pantyhose or bloomers
That, my friend, is the reason for my fear of dresses. Because of this, everytime I dress up I look like a goth.
@@jaytastic479 I mean, being goth is cool so
Donte looks like Tom Holland if he did meth in an alley way for 10 years and joined the Italian mob instead of acting
is that why i think he's cute????
Lol
oh my god 😂😂😂😂
tom holland in an alternative universe
id still date him tho
No one:
That dude: _hey little mama lemme whisper in yo ear_
Your username says it all....That dude needs to REDACTED!!
did char just say "when i found out chloe was a girl" because um
:DDddffhu I feel like he meant that he found out that she is the girl in the show and he liked it
No he said “the girl” lmao but I get you
Haha
I feel like Donte knew what a joke this show was and was just trolling them all.
"I'm a classy guy. You play parcheezi?"
that's SO much more entertaining oh my god i love that
Right he seemed to be having more fun with this and just decided to see if he could do a Christopher Walken impression the whole time
He's either doing an extended bit, or he's a serial killer. There are no alternatives.
we definitely need this to become a series, the suspense is killing me
Z800 I skipped through the episodes, and oh my god?? It’s sO bad I’m so excited
Saaaameeee
Casey, we need this to be a series.
@@bredre4869 please tell me Donte makes it
"I'm not a fan of Jeremy, he's a bit of a sack"
Um your name is literally Char Sack
Just in case you didn’t know there’s another one like this but instead of it being Cloe it’s BRENT RIVERA
oh lord
OH NO
i just gasped so loud
Who let that happen?!
OH GOD
that security guard bloke wanna be JD from heathers so bad
I thought he looked like young Christian Slater too!
I knew he reminded me of someone!
hannah petrie trueee
litERALLY
omg you'e totally right!
“In real life not fake life, don’t get it twisted.”
I literally choked lol
Lmao
The ginger one who started with how his ex cheated on him...
Sir, please store your baggage in the hold
Right like go out it in a cubby or sum
Dante looks like he watched Heathers once and now idolizes JD
youre right. terrible.
Lmao yes 100%
Oh no omg
I totally got jd vibes when he was explaining the mcdonalds story
I was just thinking that he looked like young Christian Slater!
Donte the "Italian" sounds like he's putting on that accent 😂
Sasha He watched too many Italian mob movies before going on the show lmao he’s a walking stereotype
@@squarecat2589 ayo come va
She’s Kylie Jenner before plastic surgery.
Oh shit!
😂😂😂
Omg she kinda does
wait you're right. still think she's pretty tho
Meghan Trainor and Kylie Jenner love child.
*Casey:* Who is that girl?! She seems so familiar!
*Me, yelling at the screen even though my peanut brain knows that Casey can’t hear me:* VICTORIOUS VICTORIOUS VICTORIOUS VICTORIOUS VICT
CHICAAAAAAGOOOOOO CHICAAAAAAGOOOOOO
@@parkchimmin7913 SHE-CAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHE-CAGOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Park ChimMino IT’S A CITY THAT’S EXCITING IT’S A CITY THAT’S INVITING IT’S A CITY FOR A WOMAN JUST LIKE MEEEE
S A M S A M best and most hilarious character hands down 😂
@@samarah1439 THERE'S A LAKE THEY CALL LAKE MICHIGAN
The girl in the black jacket is from victorious she played tori’s annoying and crazy sister
haley riggz Trina Vega😂😂
Grande’s Moonlight yea her I forgot her name 😂
haley riggz OH MY GOD TRINA
Daniella Monet
She realized lol
12:53
My sims after maxing the dancing skill
😂
(θ‿θ)
PLSS💀
My controversial opinions:
1. I understand Donte on a spiritual level and she doesn't deserve him if she can't get any of his jokes.
2. She flat-out does not deserve doodle guy. She just doesn't.
Donte is genuinely great
Italians who make fun of themselves are an underrated species
Faye Aitken
Doodle guy must be protected. A beaver that’s also a deer? Come on.
Brooke Trotter Bless Donte edit: protect napkin doodle boi
haggisa It’s a deaver. (Or a beer)
during the soliloquy, trina vega got taken back to “chicago” a one woman show
Casey: Thankfully with express vpn I can pretend I'm american with just one click
*_*Property Brothers have entered the chat*_*
Casey Aonso
Now we demand you make a country music video with a massive American flag waving in the distance! It must happen!
The Italian guy thinks being Italian is a personality trait
As an Italian American, that Italian guy is killing me 😂 People can’t tell if he’s joking because he’s playing into every stereotype he can think of. And it’s an out of date stereotype too 😂 I can’t 😭😂
sourgreendolly
He seems like he watched „Good fellas” every day for the past six months.
Donte is underappreciated
Oh same, as soon as he was like “I’m Italian, I’m a traditional guy” I was like 😬
I feel like he watched the Godfather and faked that accent
@@saltmomtmissad8384 Lmao I was thinking that too. Like he marathoned the trilogy and was like "ah yes, this is sexy" and just. ran with it.
this needs to be a series because let’s be honest we are all now invested but too prideful to watch that actual awesomeness videos💀
“what’s did he even say ‘stan loona’ or some shit”
i’m on the floor
I'm crying omg
ok but Donte is the Italian John Paul Jones and I'm LOVING it.
i’m crying omg
"so im italian"
"...lele pons?" CASEY,
when he started to "rap" my heart somehow became overcome with grief
Donte sounds like a mobster
But like a fuckboi mobster aha-ha
"imma give this girl a chicken nugget she can't refuse"
-Donte Brando
R. P. Quirky girls would love that
@@r.p.4756 Mobster Donte more like DONte
As a writer and a person with ears, that rap poem killed me. I cringed so hard it actually hurt. What a monstrosity 😣
button down guy's "talent" is literally just being creepy how tf did he stay
I'm guessing he spoke Spanish trying to seduce her or some shit lmao
he is so cringe
“Puff the magic dragon” CASEY I cried 😂
when the guy started rapping everyone just paused and stared
i would honestly date the doodle guy, he’s amazing
this gave me the worst second-hand embarrassment i've ever experienced and i must hate myself because i need more of this
That Italian dude bumped up his accent when he talked to her
How does this manage to be more Caucasian that the actual Bachelorette
Edit: I JUST GOT TO THE STAN LOONA LINE I-
Seriously tho, stan loona
Burn 😍😍
Truuue that's what I thought
.... btw Stan loona
@@oi3702 lmao
honestly
stan loona tho
Walmart Al Capone: "Some nice place on the beach."
Me: Venice beach?
Yes!
Reminds me of Kurtis Conner reacting to bestie picks bae
Casey Aonso but like. If Kurtis ended up on bestie picks bae, you better watch out because you might end up on dare to dream 😂😂😂
Fellow Kurtistown resident!
@@emelope he did end up on bestie picks bae! it's insane
i just came from that video lmao
@@emelope he actually did end up on bestie picks bae, maybe a week ago or so. Go watch it, it's hilarious😂
I can't believe this was all real. They seem like total drama island characters. Hilarious.
That one guy really thinks he's Robert De Niro in Goodfellas
He thinks he’s Robert De Niro, but he’s just Italian Jughead.
@@evies.1018 that's amazing
@@athenajaxon2397 Like....the hair and everything, the emo-ness-
If you won’t stan Dante, I will.
I’d love for this to be a series-
"At least two days" but I love napkin doodles hes so great. Unpopular opinion: Donte and doodle guy is best.
Omg Donte....the McDonald's monologue lmao. I'm confused now. Doodle guy is best guy.
Aw but Donte is sweet to his fellow boys.
*me wearing a cowboy hat over my face and chewing on barley*: Cloe Couture? Haven’t heard that name in a long time
Omg I can feel this comment
FORREAL😂
I'm still confused as to who she is lmao like is she famous or something?
conspiracy theory she’s a beauty guru type “relatable” youtuber
12:26 “STAN LOONER” I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT I CHORTLED
This show is literally what happens inside my last braincell before I make a bad decision on tinder.
💀💀💀
WHY DID THAT GUY’S RAP FIT SO WELL WITH THE SWEATSHIRT INSTRUMENTAL HOWJDNSNDJFJSM IM GOING TO CRY
The dude dancing hurt me badly
Why does the italian one look like Tom Holland and Jeff Wittek morphed together.
that’s trina from victorious- what was she thinking
A fall from grace
i think i would die for napkin doodle guy, i love him so much
How did the dudes rapping actually fit with 'sweatshirt'
nobody:
jeremy: stan loona
why did that guy's spoken poetry mesh so well with Jacob Sartorius' Sweatshirt
ngl, if a guy hugged me upon meeting me for the first time, he'd be the first one to go
12:52 hi im renata bliss and im your freestyle dance teacher
“Everyone get your clown wigs on..” lollll
" ima do a hip hop dance "
anything wouldve been better than what he did .
he literally couldve and shouldve done a fortnite emote and been better off . yes you have to do more of these vids lmaoooo
“Alright he’s normal, let’s move on” 💀💀💀 the way I screamed
im actually crying from the monkey noise and the way they just move on from it oh my god whatttt
i guess halloween came early with the amount of clowns in that room performing their ‘talents’
Imagine you, a skinny white boy, giving me, a life sized lobster, a strip tease while wearing a too big tie dye shirt and flailing around while everyone watches. This is my biggest dream and it’s never going to happen 😥
Unless?
Unless...a certain skinny white guy exists who loves lobsters, but who doesn't also eat lobsters...?
My god...it's Jordan Peterson!
I think he's still skinny. He's your best bet though. 😂
(if you don't know who that is, this comment will make no sense to you, I'm sorry)
As soon as I heard Dante speak I knew he was going to somehow bring up that he's Italian
*slams hands on top of the table*
MAKE THIS A SERIES!!!
(Or Dante’s mob boss father will have a word.)
Casey: Well, maybe I won’t continue this series...
Dante’s mob boss father, cocking a gun: I’ll make you an offer you cannot refuse.
Is this Wattpad now?
I think we all need to know how far doodle boy™️ goes
casey: **going into this knowing she's just watching it for laughs and isn't going to be attatched**
also casey: "DO YOU WANNA GO HOME??"
The Doodle guy is so precious! I stan this king
HOW DOES THAT GUYS SPOKEN WORD POEM GO PERFECTLY IN SWEATSHIRT IM-
when the guy started "rapping" i immediately close the video, i just had to
I swear to god you are one of the best commentary channels.
The Jacob Sagittarius montage with the one guy off beat “rapping” to no beat was top tier comedy
casey i have my final high school exams in 2 days i was literally mid panic attack when i got the notification for this video and i feel calm for the first time in like a full week thanks ily
Good luck
good luck love!
you’ll do well and good luck! sending you love ❤️❤️
immy!
Stay strong! You can do it!
One thing awesomeness did back in the day is something they probably need to bring back is when young woman answered other girls questions about sex and boys because in this day in age we need that back again.
Me:*Hears Awesomeness TV*
Again Me : nopenopenopenopenpoenotagainneveragain
are they the people who made yolanda or am i tripping
@@beccabutt i think so lmaooo
@@beccabutt yes, yes they are *SOBS*
Accurate. Super accurate
Awesomeness TV is my worst nightmare
18:12 _"Keep dreaming big."_
🤡 I literally choaked
holy shit this awkward, their talents..... like the sloth girl on the bachelor wasn’t this bad
I didn't know it was possible to fail both the bechdel test *and* the reverse bechdel test in a single piece of media, but we have this now
.
.
.
okay.
this caused my physical pain to watch please make a part 2
M a s o c h i s t
my ears listening to the rap part 😖
That Jacob Sartorius/spoken word mashup lowkey slaps
Just when you thought the bachelor couldn’t get any worse... why do they do this to us???
I need napkin doodle guy in my life, that was kinda cute 😂
Hey, girl 😎
Personalized to her? I’m sorry but did Doodle Guy not give her a one of a kind doodle?
donte, comedic genius, is just doing an elaborate bit and nobody can change my mind.
Even his presence was likely just for laughs.
Chloe would rather drop dead than date any of those guys and so would I
ngl the napkin doodle guy seemed cute. and sane
no one:
donte: so um i’m italian...you play parcheesi?👁👁
Doodle Guy is nice but he just looks like he's 12 😭 I feel bad for him
When the host talks all i hear i "*Chicagoooo CHICAGO *"