I love how jack and jerry have a casual conversation while beaux is having his evil villain monologue, it basically summarized both of their attitudes and I love it
That part of the story always a makes me laugh. It's amazing how he does all the different voices and pulls it off. Especially Beaux. " YOU SHIT STAINS"! LOL
Jerry/Marlboro: "The value of human life here at this gas station is grossly over-exaggerated if we're being perfectly honest out of the six people in this building, Rosa's probably the only person who hasn't killed anybody." Jack: "Well it's only her first day." Pfftttt I'm dead. I'm so glad I rewatched this.
I started re-listening to welcome to nightvale cause i've had this weird urge to listen to weird stories again, and i was like "yeah i've heard much weirder things... where's that gas station video at?"
@@sarravi1 WTNV stopped being good around the time they started to pull the "yeah, our town's weird, but it's our weird" instead of "our town is normal, don't be silly".
Used to work in retail, customers adored me for some reason, so manager was grilling me one day, customer looks at him and says "He didn't know this had happened. This guy is your best employee, he makes us ALL laugh, and feel welcome. You fire him, WE (she said pointing to everybody in the store) will not be back!😂😂...like a Chihuahua on guard duty....
I have to say I love the Convo with the "Dark" God. I just love how sassy he is and how he's basically just a dude wanting people to stop cutting down trees😂
I was listening to this at work with headphones stocking shelves and laughed so hard at the deer part, my coworker thinks I'm nuts!! Lol. I had to try and explain but she didn't get it!! You have to have a particularly warped sense of humor to appreciate this narrative, apparently I'm pretty bent and twisted too!! Its a fun club to be in!!
This is horror done right. One minute I'm just as scared as the characters then the next I'm laughing at a guy high of his ass talking to a Dark-God like it's nothing. One minute it's a sweet little mouse funeral then suddenly some guy on the radio is describing their every action. This guy's a litarary genius.
Gonzo 1o That happened like once when they were in the tree tunnel before Jack met the Dark God, don't be super-critical and @TheAnonymousGuy ik these stories are amazing and absolutely no one could narrate them any better than our one and only Blue Man
@@ddidomenico2156 that was just an example. I like the stories but what I was trying to say is they're not nearly as good if you read them, because like all people, the writer fucks up occasionally, and it can easily take you out of it
Gonzo 1o I feel ya, ik what ur saying i think i kinda just read ur reply more snarky and trollish than it was and tbh at that fuck up i had to listen to part a couple times to figure out what actually happened
@@Martok2309 For all you know that might not be a screw-up. The author might have done that deliberately to demonstrate just how the protagonist's mind is slipping away from him.
In the book after she had disappeared Jack was kidnapped by spencer and was forced to dig his own grave after he dug it he brought out Vanessa and right after Jack promises to save her spencer shoots her in her face and her body land directly on Jack Shits fucked up man
This series desperately needs to be animated. It would be brilliant. The writing's brilliant -- you can actually see the animation in your head, really immersive. And it goes without saying that NO ONE ELSE should do the protagonist's narration. Someone out there, PLEASE animate this series!
Noooooo! Why do you even bother with narrated tales, if you're That kind??? And you're obviously not a Dear Reader, because We rely on our mind's eye for illustration! And love it!
I love how all aspects of this come together perfectly to form a delicious stew of Delight that only leaves you hungry for more and more until it runs out and then you wish that more would come out though you know what this the end and you'll never have something like the again.
ask no more theres like 3 books but idk if they are a continuation of the same story or what edit: yeah they are the same story, this is like a mix of storied in a order between the first book and the second book. Its worth reading the last 2 chapters of the first and then reading the entire second book on its own because there’s a LOT missing.
Yep, he's like the slightly unhinged older brother or younger uncle of the gas station. He's got your back and he's intelegent, but he's also crazy and kinda stupid. You have no idea what life would be like if he wasn't around, but you know...it would definitely be a lot less interesting
The phrase "I'd drink her bathwater " is much older then bell daphne ...I remember hearing that as a teen and I was born in 79 .....you fucking kids think everything is new
i love how there are so many stories piled into one saga -- like a big goulash of everything leftover from a whole town cooked on low for two weeks. so much crazy in one pie.
Also if your gonna have a cell phone that you want to work in this gas station, you better have Verizon. The stations phone must be T-Mobile because it dosent work lol
"A perfect mix between the horror we love and the comedy we desperately need." "Great to watch while you're stuck at home with nothing else better to do." "Jack's tales make us intrigued and terrified of what each of our local gas stations may be hiding from the public eye." "Putting these in quotation marks make them seem like you are reading the back of a novel."
'I had taken to wearing earplugs in an effort to drown out the screaming that periodically radiates through the air vents' Is the my favorite kind of horror writing. Just nonchalant, and almost dismissive, as if it is obvious that it would be happening. So damn good.
this quote is the 2nd funniest part relating to a gun. the 1st is:《Carlos screamed at me, "JACK! THE GUN!" I pulled the weapon out of my pocket, and chucked it at Spencer's face...》 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jack: good thing the deputy is here, Spencer called again and wants to murder me. Jerry(eating jerky) : that kid.... is so in love with you. I love Jerry. We honestly need more stories with him.
Jack and Jerry are the perfect duo, and O’Brian and Rosa compliment the story perfectly. So incredibly well written with supernatural weirdness and realistic dialogue, and expertly narrated! Absolutely loving this series!!
This story has such awesome supporting characters. They are all presented through a first person perspective, yet they feel so distinct and believable.
The narrator for this story is amazing. I have a hard time finding audiobooks I like, not because of the stories, but the narrators. This channel has not only great stories, but top tier voice acting. Thank you for posting these for us to listen to!
I was dreaming, and in the dream I was on the phone asking to find something and the dream person that was on the line with me said, “On the right!”, “your right or my right?” “.....how the hell would it be my right I’m on the phone!” Is what the dream person said but in the dream it was still MCP’s voice
"There's a nurse here that I suspect has a thing for me because she keeps sneaking me extra desserts." Me: *remembers his earlier description of his own appearance* ... Yeah... Totally because she has a thing for you.
@Crotchwhistle Purple It's a joke. Pretty much all of Jack's own descriptions of himself make him sound like a walking corpse, and I"m sure ANY nurse seeing him in his condition would be mortified/concerned.
Rosa: ...then you came with this guy t-that you're fanboying over so hard that I expect you to start drinking his bath water.... Me: hehe Belle Delphine
I have almost as many favourite lines from these stories as there are lines, but I have to say, one of my favourite favourites is the moment where Jack asks Ben what he thinks of his stories...and Ben just says, "I think you don't know the difference between a clip and a magazine." A gun guy, Jack is not.
My favorite two characters in any creepypasta I've heard. Jack and Jerry. One depressed, resigned to his eventual death, not giving a shit Jack, and Jerry, a cult member who no one ever gave a cup of kool-aid.
@@louisfaiellaiv9936 Honestly, I disagree, live action is where it would flourish if it caught. Animated themes tends to draw younger crowds which dumbs down the intricacies of these specific stories. We don't want to limit the writing capabilities of this story. Allow it to grow without constraints of ages. Think Long-Term and Without Restriction.
If ever there was a story that needed a full blown series on TV or even a bunch of mini movies, it's this one. I've spent more than a solid months worth of hours listening to these. MCP is a narration GOD!
You don’t know Donald Glover 8 time Emmy winner queen of England Jesus god and the Holy Spirit president of Russia takes from the poor gives to the rich 10000000000000000 time wrestling champion 80000000000000000000000 time Super Bowl winner and son of dan Glover
I know there is a lot of questions about where this fits in with the Tales form the Gas Station Novels and where is the point to jump into the Novels. And I'm here to tell you now is the best jump over point. Season 1 ends the TH-cam continuation and all videos after this become suppliments to the Novel series! So both feed into the same canon. Volume 1 will cover the same points of time as Season 1 but will answer many questions about characters and events that are not included here. Volume 2 - 4 are new content that is not on TH-cam Check out the continuation of the series here with audiobooks produced by me, MrCreepyPasta: www.amazon.com/gp/product/B087437V8L?ref_=dbs_dp_rwt_sb_tpbk
A striga (Polish: strzyga) is a woman transformed into a monster by a curse. She is filled with hatred towards all living beings, devouring them without a second thought
@@jennbrandon8182 I'm sorry, I was thinking Portuguese &Italian, they have a lot of similarities. I'm not at all sure about the Polish language, I'm sorry my bad.
Do you think Spencer has been protecting Jack through the later stories too? He said they needed Jack alive, so maybe Spencer has a hand in Jack's survival
Re-listening to this after a couple years. I forgot how great MCP’s voice-acting is. Great story definitely, but man that voice-acting is really impressive.
god this will always be my favourite series. i’m relistening to all of it while doing my quarantine work. who knew that, instead of a castle or some far away land, i’d want to escape to a shitty gas station more than anything.
You are Lucifer after all, so I'm not really surprised you enjoy hanging out in a shitty gas station. I can see the appeal. We should hangout sometime.
random person scrolling the comments lol me too, I dreamed I was in the gas station when that giant demon was o top of the gas bar in the second compilation
I dreamed I was a flying glowing raccoon and didn’t realize I listened to this before hand, I thought I had problems You know what I probably still have problems
I dreamed of hanging upside down .......I finally realized it was this playing while I slept affecting g my dreams lol I just reheard this again and heard the whole sacrifice scene
Same excpet my dream was short. I fell asleep for a little bit. Keifer walked into my bedroom excpet my bedroom had a cash register as the bed and I was behind it. He said do you wanna hear a joke and I said no fuck off and he just frowned and said well fuck you to and sunk into the floor. I woke up after a gnome smashed into my head.
Just wanted to thank you for helping me get to sleep. That is NOT an insult. Let me explain: You tell these stories so well, with enough emotions, comedy and just pure narrative skill that I can detach myself from my shit life and float along with you as you weave an entire world in your audience’s minds and imagination. We get lifted up out of the mind numbing horror and pain in our daily lives and taken to a fun, thrilling place that both excites and soothes us. I’m an insomniac and I have spent many nights crying frustrated tears because all I want was sleep. You and Jack Townsend gave me my sleep back. If I had the money to spare, I would be on patreon, but my circumstances don’t allow it. But you share your art on here for free, and you deserve to be paid, but at this point all I can give you is my thanks. You are a good person and I hope you are blessed with nothing but happiness and peace. Thank you so much, MrCreepypasta, for giving me back my sleep
@@ReaperofValhalla bed time story for an adult is just called an audio book. Its just reading a book, but with someone reading it for you with different levels of emotions and sound effects, half way to a movie if said movie had the characters narrate what happens.
I've listened to this whole thing probably 2 dozen times. It's so incredibly well written and interesting. Really scratches that creepy story itch perfectly
This shit is hilarious! I love these characters! The storyline flows so well. Our narrator is very talented. The speed which he moves the tale is perfect for this style. His transition of characters had me picturing them as they interacted in the scenes. Great compilation.
I've been listening to this series over and over for years and just now realized that O'Brien does call Jack by his name multiple times before the doppelgänger situation. I wonder if it's a mistake or to add to the fact that Jack is an unreliable narrator.
@Jessica D back when bedside manor was in parts and the one where the library blew up, I cried some tears thinking it was permanent. Thank god Jerry respawned
I'd love to see this turned into a series on Hulu or Netflix or something. I was laughing so hard, while in suspense. Your inflection and candence while narrating is so perfect. You, yourself will have to play the role of Jack and narrator in the series.
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"Are we really gonna ScoobyDoo this?!?"
"Apparently we Scooby-were and then we Scooby-did."
Hand down one of the best lines, I cry laugh everytime I hear it cause Jack was serious as tf
I Love the writing in this story 🤣🤣🤣🙌🏻
" sleep floater " is a close second. Lol
🤨 this has 666 likes 😂 and I’m not gonna change it
Best line ever muttered.
"this is jack, signing off from the gas station one last time."
Me, at the remaining 6 hours, 18 minutes and 10 seconds: 'Yeah okay buddy.'
Also Jack: i D i D n ‘ T d I e ! ! !
And I made a deal whith a dark God.
😂
And then after this you have 3 more hours of Finding Vanessa
lmao same
"LET'S DO THIS! I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE!!"
And with that one line, Jerry cemented himself as the best character in this series.
Lmfao when he didnt hesitate to shoot boe and then peed out the demon
Yeah it's like a line that the doom Slayer would say if he would speak
So true XD
I remember a line similar to this from Cod Black Ops 2's Mob of The Dead. The character Billy says. "GO ON KILL ME, IM NOT AFRAID TO DIE"
Jerry is my spirit animal
The Donald glover scene and how he always mentions him by his full name is hilarious
and then when he starts talking about "Donald the Demon" fucking hilarious man 😂😂
I love how jack and jerry have a casual conversation while beaux is having his evil villain monologue, it basically summarized both of their attitudes and I love it
I like how he's like you don't have what it takes to kill and then the dude just shot him without letting him finish talking
I really want to create characters that give as little fucks as they do in life or death situations 🤣
That part of the story always a makes me laugh. It's amazing how he does all the different voices and pulls it off. Especially Beaux. " YOU SHIT STAINS"! LOL
“you okay man?”
“i honesty have no idea.”
GOD ME
could someone tell me what happend to carlos
"It's half a pig. It won't stop screaming and I can't catch it," is still one of the greatest literary phrases ever written. ;p
Peppaaaaa, what are you doing the gas station?
Sam Wilson I will not have that here
Hilarious
@@seraphtheowl2902 I cannot believe I read it in _that_ voice.
Which half?
"we don't have an employee tab"
"Sooooo"
"Yeah Jerry just robbed us"
I started laughing so hard
🤣🤣🤣
That was awesome
I laughed so hard at that
And they just let him which is the best part
Okay, I absolutely love Jack and Jerrys relationship. Every interaction they have together.
They perfectly balance each other. Except in terms of common sense, Jack's low-key insanity undermines that a bit.
I feel like they're both invincible hahaha the writing in this is great.
Jerry/Marlboro: "The value of human life here at this gas station is grossly over-exaggerated if we're being perfectly honest out of the six people in this building, Rosa's probably the only person who hasn't killed anybody."
Jack: "Well it's only her first day." Pfftttt I'm dead. I'm so glad I rewatched this.
Same
How did Carlos die?? Please tell me. I completely missed it
Devon Genesis he doesn’t in this, go read the book or get the audiobook if you want to know what happened to “Carlos”
I started re-listening to welcome to nightvale cause i've had this weird urge to listen to weird stories again, and i was like "yeah i've heard much weirder things... where's that gas station video at?"
@@sarravi1 WTNV stopped being good around the time they started to pull the "yeah, our town's weird, but it's our weird" instead of "our town is normal, don't be silly".
“It’s a good thing we found Donald glover when we did” always makes me giggle
“Close your eyes!” Then suddenly I saw him!
Needs a timestamp lol
@@BlasphemousBohemian 2:56:30
"we need to kill donald glover"
"ok"
"that was easy"
Just got to that part in Vol2!
"bigger than a bread box but smaller than a blue whale." wow, thats so descriptive, THANK you jack, i know the exact size now
we’re does he say that?
@@dragonllig790 I don't remember that either.... but it sounds about right lol
😂😂😂
7:30:15 or lower i think
@@dragonllig790 somewhere between 7:00 and 7:53:00
The dark god getting mad at Jack for not appreciating the effort he made in doing his hair had me laughing for a solid ten minutes.
This is my FAVORITE part 😂
"Wow. What about customers?"
"Yeah most of them bite too."
I'M LOSING IT
One of my favorite lines.
One of my favorite lines.
@@VancePantss really accurate too 😂
Me to lol
Used to work in retail, customers adored me for some reason, so manager was grilling me one day, customer looks at him and says "He didn't know this had happened. This guy is your best employee, he makes us ALL laugh, and feel welcome. You fire him, WE (she said pointing to everybody in the store) will not be back!😂😂...like a Chihuahua on guard duty....
" he strikes me as the kind of guy who would wear someone else's nametag, just because" The absolute definition of Jerry
True😂
Definitely
A ha!
"Jerry put his cigarette between his lips unzipped his pants and started pissing all over the blood." PRICELESS
Jerry is my spirit animal
Can confirm, I did this
I have to say I love the Convo with the "Dark" God. I just love how sassy he is and how he's basically just a dude wanting people to stop cutting down trees😂
And he dies for his noble goal, making that two hours of buildup worth next to nothing, made that whole punchline even better
It was reddit level cringe, can't make everything be marvel level of writing
*dont touch the gnomes with the green hats.*
"why? "
*sometimes they bite.*
" oh.. What about the customers? "
*they bite too*
( omg im dieing)
Lmao🤣🤣🤣
This is one of my favorite lines 😂
Dying*
The mouse eulogy was fucking gold too, that "wasnt for lack of trying" line cracked me up.
ⓞⓜⓖ 😂
“Aaaaaah there’s a dead body”
“Don’t worry it’s just Keefer”
Yeah just Keefer
Well, "Keefers"
A lot of Keefers
Damnit keefer
Guys it could be Spencer-FUCKING-MIDDLETON 😂🤣
Lots of keefers
The whole deer exchange made me chuckle. It was great
I was listening to this at work with headphones stocking shelves and laughed so hard at the deer part, my coworker thinks I'm nuts!! Lol. I had to try and explain but she didn't get it!! You have to have a particularly warped sense of humor to appreciate this narrative, apparently I'm pretty bent and twisted too!! Its a fun club to be in!!
The delivery of “I don’t know what that means.... I don’t know what you’re saying” was perfect
We're all a little bent and twisted here, I thought that part was seriously amusing
@@thrynclairaqp0
Angie Hornshaw i
i love the way Jack answers Keefer, “sumpin’ wrong with your brain?” “yup!”
🌹❣️🌹
This is horror done right. One minute I'm just as scared as the characters then the next I'm laughing at a guy high of his ass talking to a Dark-God like it's nothing. One minute it's a sweet little mouse funeral then suddenly some guy on the radio is describing their every action. This guy's a litarary genius.
Actually no, if you read it it isn't nearly as good, and you notice more than a few screw ups, like calling jerry 'Benjamin'
Gonzo 1o That happened like once when they were in the tree tunnel before Jack met the Dark God, don't be super-critical and @TheAnonymousGuy ik these stories are amazing and absolutely no one could narrate them any better than our one and only Blue Man
@@ddidomenico2156 that was just an example. I like the stories but what I was trying to say is they're not nearly as good if you read them, because like all people, the writer fucks up occasionally, and it can easily take you out of it
Gonzo 1o I feel ya, ik what ur saying i think i kinda just read ur
reply more snarky and trollish than it was and tbh at that fuck up i had to listen to part a couple times to figure out what actually happened
@@Martok2309 For all you know that might not be a screw-up. The author might have done that deliberately to demonstrate just how the protagonist's mind is slipping away from him.
I love how Jack says of how he's "reasonably sure" he can take a baby in a fight. as if there's room for doubt.
Well... He did throw a loaded gun at the head of a reanimated psychopath. If any grown adult could lose a fight to a baby then my money's on Jack.
There’s always room for doubt.
Baby's are suspiciously strong
Jack would be knocked out by the smell of baby crap and puke
Said like someone who's never had to fight a baby. Those little guys are craftier than they look
"What's the suspect's name?"
"Spencer."
Well, Vanessa's doomed.
I mean SHE WAS the mummified corpse in the wall so yeah, you were right.
@@GreenAndGoth it was her clone
In the book after she had disappeared Jack was kidnapped by spencer and was forced to dig his own grave after he dug it he brought out Vanessa and right after Jack promises to save her spencer shoots her in her face and her body land directly on Jack
Shits fucked up man
@@xd__advisedguide I'M SORRY BUT WHAT SO SHE WAS DEAD THE ENTIRETY OF FINDING VANESSA OR DID I FALL ASLEEP TOWARDS THE END AND MISS SOMETHING
Ok nvr I just finished the finding Vanessa part
This series desperately needs to be animated. It would be brilliant. The writing's brilliant -- you can actually see the animation in your head, really immersive. And it goes without saying that NO ONE ELSE should do the protagonist's narration. Someone out there, PLEASE animate this series!
Give me 3 mouths 🙂
@@nocontest-2337 promise….?
@@pistolpete3075 u got 3 mouths to give?
@@dont_jinx_me lol right?
Noooooo! Why do you even bother with narrated tales, if you're That kind???
And you're obviously not a Dear Reader, because We rely on our mind's eye for illustration!
And love it!
I love how this is basically a parody of the horror genre it’s so entertaining to see it go “let’s just throw all the things in”
Your not wrong it has ash vs the army of darkness feel to it
@@khaosedge6205 Gravity Falls but non kid friendly
And Welcome to Nightvale
@@gracie1312 Exactly what I thought !
Unreliable narrator done right. Horror comedy done perfectly. Narration on point. Nearly 8 hours of my life well spent.
I totally agree w/you my friend. Very well spent &in my case over &over again LOL. my true story.
@@jewleeborrasca6924 This is like my 4th time 😂
I love how all aspects of this come together perfectly to form a delicious stew of Delight that only leaves you hungry for more and more until it runs out and then you wish that more would come out though you know what this the end and you'll never have something like the again.
amost 16 hours of my time
ask no more theres like 3 books but idk if they are a continuation of the same story or what edit: yeah they are the same story, this is like a mix of storied in a order between the first book and the second book. Its worth reading the last 2 chapters of the first and then reading the entire second book on its own because there’s a LOT missing.
Favorite part is where jerry saves the universe by pissing in 4dimensional pentagram portal
Bruh
Understandable
Shapeshifter: **transforms into jerry**
Jack: you have no idea how much i've wanted to do this
"Jerry, we need to kill Donald Glover" "Alright how?" "We need to cut off his head" "Nice" I love Jerry xD
“Jesus. He didn’t even need an explanation or anything.”
Jerry is my favourite character 😁
Yep, he's like the slightly unhinged older brother or younger uncle of the gas station. He's got your back and he's intelegent, but he's also crazy and kinda stupid. You have no idea what life would be like if he wasn't around, but you know...it would definitely be a lot less interesting
Wait u mean the multi emmy award golden globe DONALD GLOVER!?!?!?!??!
Someone: *Says or does something weird*
Jack: *absolutely unbothered* Okay
Working at a gas station in the south will do that to you
I love how every time someone asks him if he wants to see or do something he just says no
Someone:litarlly rips there nose off
Jack:ok and??
@@victorjuarez2095 ut976 y985 yoive allow the aon to fo ahere elements and give me some suconschoous when i dreesaing feady bypenis meanf having mr 2
"Start drinking his bath water"... This was made a year before Belle Delphine's bath water was released. This man is a prophet.
u wu yo I noticed it too lol
u wu Lol
The phrase "I'd drink her bathwater " is much older then bell daphne ...I remember hearing that as a teen and I was born in 79 .....you fucking kids think everything is new
@@qpN4SiRqp something is always new to someone, not every saying is universal
@@qpN4SiRqp Darn kids like making references to their time and not mine
i love how there are so many stories piled into one saga -- like a big goulash of everything leftover from a whole town cooked on low for two weeks. so much crazy in one pie.
"I've been getting pretty rad since the last time I saw you also I'm taller now"
@I am an Alien ow the edge
the voice-over line delivery? top-notch.
the writing? stellar.
the characters? *chef kiss*
hotel? trivago.
Also Rosa is too pure and too precious for this or any world
Also if your gonna have a cell phone that you want to work in this gas station, you better have Verizon. The stations phone must be T-Mobile because it dosent work lol
@@redacted6653 She’s so adorable. I absolutely love her!
For everything else, there's Mastercard
Pizza? Pocket
"A perfect mix between the horror we love and the comedy we desperately need."
"Great to watch while you're stuck at home with nothing else better to do."
"Jack's tales make us intrigued and terrified of what each of our local gas stations may be hiding from the public eye."
"Putting these in quotation marks make them seem like you are reading the back of a novel."
@Cyber_Lynx uhhh, idk if im being woooshed but this is already a book. It's 3 books so far, to be precise
Also, MrCreepyPasta voices the book on audible and it's amazing!
Heh.
Does this comment qualify for the “Hotel? Trivago” Meme?
@@Faythless11204 seriously? That's sick
"Spencer?"
"Yeah?"
"You're a dick" was easily my favorite part lol
voice from the blizzard: Hello? Is anybody there??
Jack: No!
me: lmfaooooo
HAHAHA
jack and jerry roasting beaux while being tortured was hilarious xD
also beauxs voice was amazing
I was just waiting to hear: “are you going to finish your croissant?”
"you wanna die I wanna kill you it's a win-win" 🤣🤣🤣
I agree. MCP would make one hell of a DM
“Bless you!”
“Someone there?”
“NO!”
“Sure sounds like someone!”
Lmao
Fking shapeshifter 😂
'I had taken to wearing earplugs in an effort to drown out the screaming that periodically radiates through the air vents' Is the my favorite kind of horror writing. Just nonchalant, and almost dismissive, as if it is obvious that it would be happening. So damn good.
The fact that Jerry painted an unconscious man's nails....... I love that man😤💕💕💕✨✨✨
yes 😤😤😤❤️❤️💕💕💖💖💖
fire truck red ✨✨✨
I did that to my brother once and it uh didn't go well.... Idk how jerry does it
"YEEEAH, WE FINALLY PASSED THE BECHDEL TEST!"
I love you Jerry.
"Oh no... Not a gun against my head." Jerry said.
😂😂
this quote is the 2nd funniest part relating to a gun.
the 1st is:《Carlos screamed at me, "JACK! THE GUN!" I pulled the weapon out of my pocket, and chucked it at Spencer's face...》
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Believe it or not this isn’t my first rodeo”
@@MoMoMathblaster “I was proud for about 2 seconds before I realized what I’d done wrong”
Benjamin : “Hey what are y’all talking about?!”
Jack: “uuuhhhhh. Anime?”
My dude said Anime 😂
1:39:24
Not gonna lie, I was really hoping that the Dark God was gonna be a Garden Gnome...
I didn't, but your comment made me laugh. So, thank you!
Hunter Culver how do we know it wasn't? Maybe it was a shapeshifter too, who's original form is a green hatted garden gnome....
@@TheMattc999
The green ones bite. Could have been a red one tho.
Same
Right just like a 7 foot tall garden gnome
Jack: have you ever used a gun before
Jerry: depends are you a cop lol
2:47:29 found it
actually it was a convo between him and o'brien, her asking if he'd ever used a gun
O'brien
So he has (ik he has)
Jack: good thing the deputy is here, Spencer called again and wants to murder me.
Jerry(eating jerky) : that kid.... is so in love with you.
I love Jerry. We honestly need more stories with him.
Agreed, Jerry is my favorite.
Makes my cackle every time I hear this part🤣🤣
I only have this to say Jerry needs his own series. He is freaking hilarious... The minute you post a story about Jerry I want it in my notifications.
Yessssss
Agreed I’ve never laughed so hard at a creepy pasta.
LETS DO THIS, IM NOT AFRAID TO DIE he says while pulling the trigger of a gun pointed to his head
@@kristinnmar8415 favorite part. Can’t even think of that scene with my it hearing mrcreepypasta yelling it
It'd be like listening to an Ed, Edd, n' Eddy episode all about a higher-functioning Ed doing ALL the drugs...I'm down.
Don't touch the green gnomes they bite.
What about the customers?
Yeah sometimes they bite too.
Best line ever!!! 😂
Jack and Jerry are the perfect duo, and O’Brian and Rosa compliment the story perfectly. So incredibly well written with supernatural weirdness and realistic dialogue, and expertly narrated! Absolutely loving this series!!
This story has such awesome supporting characters. They are all presented through a first person perspective, yet they feel so distinct and believable.
Narration is everything Thank. You.
*Worker* : sooo.. is everything good?
*Cowboy* : they always say yeehaw but never hawyee
Demon: I will make sure you feel pain that is unmanageable
Jack: no thank you
Zagoth: "Maggot! Open your eyes and see your demise!!!"
Jack: "No thanks!"
Uhh zagoth i see my demise everytime I read the news
“I’m surprised you’re still alive”
“Thank you”
The narrator for this story is amazing. I have a hard time finding audiobooks I like, not because of the stories, but the narrators. This channel has not only great stories, but top tier voice acting. Thank you for posting these for us to listen to!
"How the hell would it be my right? I'm on the phone!"
That line just randomly pops into my head and makes me at least grin every time. MCP’s delivery of it is perfect, too cx
Konnie M. That’s still my fav LOL
I was dreaming, and in the dream I was on the phone asking to find something and the dream person that was on the line with me said, “On the right!”, “your right or my right?”
“.....how the hell would it be my right I’m on the phone!” Is what the dream person said but in the dream it was still MCP’s voice
Did you fall asleep listening to this cx ?
@@katcel16 I can't sleep in silence, so I leave this running or some other long horror story or sometimes even The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross
"There's a nurse here that I suspect has a thing for me because she keeps sneaking me extra desserts."
Me: *remembers his earlier description of his own appearance*
... Yeah... Totally because she has a thing for you.
You don't know, she might be into ridiculously skinny and dirty boys😂
What does he look like then?
@Crotchwhistle Purple It's a joke. Pretty much all of Jack's own descriptions of himself make him sound like a walking corpse, and I"m sure ANY nurse seeing him in his condition would be mortified/concerned.
The nurse probably thinks he needs the extra food ...
"Jerry, we got to kill Donald Glover"
"Nice!"
He was SO enthusiastic
That was maybe the funniest thing
I just saw the new Lion King and this was all I could think about 🤣
Rosa: ...then you came with this guy t-that you're fanboying over so hard that I expect you to start drinking his bath water....
Me: hehe Belle Delphine
Jerry doesn’t care lol
I have almost as many favourite lines from these stories as there are lines, but I have to say, one of my favourite favourites is the moment where Jack asks Ben what he thinks of his stories...and Ben just says, "I think you don't know the difference between a clip and a magazine."
A gun guy, Jack is not.
My favorite two characters in any creepypasta I've heard. Jack and Jerry. One depressed, resigned to his eventual death, not giving a shit Jack, and Jerry, a cult member who no one ever gave a cup of kool-aid.
I've heard this like 3 times, still not even slightly bored. Almost makes me want to hide a small tattoo on my body that says "Jerry > science"
I swear to God I'm getting that tattooed I'm coming back and letting you know when I do I fucking love it
Or "I have a hard on for homicide." - Jerry
@@bluemoose6386 👀
@@bluemoose6386 bro did you?
@@bluemoose6386
Please tell me you did it...
"MOTHERFUCKER I JUST GOOGLED HIM!"
I'll not rest till that is my ringtone
Tyler Thurman have u rested
Time stamp?
@@BriarPatchNyra 2:57:01
I love that jack was told that his part-timer murdered someone and he's like 'Ah'
"A trucker punishing the toilet and the surrounding air with a smell that deserves its own horror story." ROFLMAO
Oh my god the interaction with the dark god and jack face to face is hilarious XD
“Wow, I didn’t realize you were going to be such a big baby”
😂😂😂
I know I died right then 😂😂😂😂
Imagine if this was made into a Netflix mini series hmmmmmm
That would be sooo good
That would be awesome
@@louisfaiellaiv9936 yeah
Omg YESssssss
@@louisfaiellaiv9936 Honestly, I disagree, live action is where it would flourish if it caught. Animated themes tends to draw younger crowds which dumbs down the intricacies of these specific stories. We don't want to limit the writing capabilities of this story. Allow it to grow without constraints of ages. Think Long-Term and Without Restriction.
If ever there was a story that needed a full blown series on TV or even a bunch of mini movies, it's this one. I've spent more than a solid months worth of hours listening to these. MCP is a narration GOD!
This is my second time listening through this within a week, and it's still great.
@@EvilPaladin11 GODDAMN, WHERE DO YOU FIND THE TIME?
I love how every time he says Donald Glover he adds some extra ass title to it 😂😂😂
Shontique Sims It’s the greatest hahaha. So many things about this series is just done so well.
Ev
You don’t know Donald Glover 8 time Emmy winner queen of England Jesus god and the Holy Spirit president of Russia takes from the poor gives to the rich 10000000000000000 time wrestling champion 80000000000000000000000 time Super Bowl winner and son of dan Glover
I laughed so hard at the record scratch and the "I DIDN'T DIE"
SAME
Your voice is beautiful. I love your voice. Thank you, your stories are amazing.
"youll be trapped forever"
"like a ghost?"
"precisely"
"why didnt you tell me that was an option earlier? i would love to be a ghost!"
I know there is a lot of questions about where this fits in with the Tales form the Gas Station Novels and where is the point to jump into the Novels. And I'm here to tell you now is the best jump over point. Season 1 ends the TH-cam continuation and all videos after this become suppliments to the Novel series! So both feed into the same canon.
Volume 1 will cover the same points of time as Season 1 but will answer many questions about characters and events that are not included here.
Volume 2 - 4 are new content that is not on TH-cam
Check out the continuation of the series here with audiobooks produced by me, MrCreepyPasta: www.amazon.com/gp/product/B087437V8L?ref_=dbs_dp_rwt_sb_tpbk
Thank you sir
Gotta say you did an amazing job voicing the audio books
@@alexstowe4571 same quality?
@@pistolpete3075 yes
Are we getting volume 4 audio book?
"FACE YOUR DAMNATION"
"No thanks" me to man me too
Caleb Foster ... same, ... same
it be like that sometimes 😂😂
I'd say this should be a show, but they'd probably fuck it up.
Shudders remembering what netflix did to deathnote
Damn it would cost a lot of money to do all the effects.
Honestly
Leave it to my D&D group. *Cracks knuckles.*
@@fuledbycatsncoffee1313 they would try and make Jack attractive.
A striga (Polish: strzyga) is a woman transformed into a monster by a curse. She is filled with hatred towards all living beings, devouring them without a second thought
Robert Stewart well shit. This one was a bit different huh?😂
Well.. I guess that's good to know, thanks. I always like to learn new things. 😻
It's also the Italian word for witch
@@jennbrandon8182 yea I think the work means kinda the same thing in both. Both languages also have a lot of similarities.
@@jennbrandon8182 I'm sorry, I was thinking Portuguese &Italian, they have a lot of similarities. I'm not at all sure about the Polish language, I'm sorry my bad.
8 hours long, it's been 3yrs since the video has been up, 1.5 million.... it shows how awesome you are at making these videos!
Wait he's kept alive because _he's their best employee_
Wow, that's a pretty damned good perk
And because he can't sleep
Do you think Spencer has been protecting Jack through the later stories too? He said they needed Jack alive, so maybe Spencer has a hand in Jack's survival
No one tell him 😂Lmao
@@killerbouquet3220 I think that was when he was working for the dark god
Re-listening to this after a couple years. I forgot how great MCP’s voice-acting is. Great story definitely, but man that voice-acting is really impressive.
I know right?! His narration is super engaging, he’s probably my favorite creepypasta narrator, love this dude.
He is definitely the best voice actor I've ever heard! I listen to him every night❤
@dianekennedy863 Oo, thanks for the reply! It reminded me that it has been a couple years since I listened to this. Time for a rewatch!
I listen to this narration a lot.
That raccoon really just ate Starburst. I cannot contain my misery.
Honestly and truly 😭
Came here from Creep cast, boutta learn how to control fire while I listen to this
Same.
“you okay man?”
“i honesty have no idea.”
GOD ME
-JACK THE GUN- Jack- throws gun at face, giving bad guy hand gun
Good job jack
Remix Hayes hey! it was a good throw
Remix Hayes he did at least hit him...
I feel like if Jack were to actually shoot at Spencer he would have missed
@@averageowlenjoyer510 You can't fault him too much, the guy never sleeps!
Remix Hayes ikr
I love the pictures associated with each story, like the upside down gas station when they were upside down lmao
Keefer was literally just trying to reach them about their cars extended warranty
36 Keifers disliked this video
almost as many as died in this video. lol😉
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
god this will always be my favourite series. i’m relistening to all of it while doing my quarantine work. who knew that, instead of a castle or some far away land, i’d want to escape to a shitty gas station more than anything.
Try out: "I'm a security guard hired to protect a private estate" narrated by Creepsin
You are Lucifer after all, so I'm not really surprised you enjoy hanging out in a shitty gas station. I can see the appeal. We should hangout sometime.
I usually sleep when listening to creepypastas but this one fused into my dream
It was a pretty crazy dream
random person scrolling the comments lol me too, I dreamed I was in the gas station when that giant demon was o top of the gas bar in the second compilation
I dreamed I was a flying glowing raccoon and didn’t realize I listened to this before hand, I thought I had problems
You know what I probably still have problems
I dreamed of hanging upside down .......I finally realized it was this playing while I slept affecting g my dreams lol I just reheard this again and heard the whole sacrifice scene
Sameeeeee
Same excpet my dream was short. I fell asleep for a little bit. Keifer walked into my bedroom excpet my bedroom had a cash register as the bed and I was behind it. He said do you wanna hear a joke and I said no fuck off and he just frowned and said well fuck you to and sunk into the floor. I woke up after a gnome smashed into my head.
Jack : Jerry We have to kill Donald glover
Jerry: ok how? 😂😂😂
Jerry is the best part of these stories hands down
Just wanted to thank you for helping me get to sleep. That is NOT an insult. Let me explain:
You tell these stories so well, with enough emotions, comedy and just pure narrative skill that I can detach myself from my shit life and float along with you as you weave an entire world in your audience’s minds and imagination. We get lifted up out of the mind numbing horror and pain in our daily lives and taken to a fun, thrilling place that both excites and soothes us. I’m an insomniac and I have spent many nights crying frustrated tears because all I want was sleep. You and Jack Townsend gave me my sleep back. If I had the money to spare, I would be on patreon, but my circumstances don’t allow it. But you share your art on here for free, and you deserve to be paid, but at this point all I can give you is my thanks. You are a good person and I hope you are blessed with nothing but happiness and peace. Thank you so much, MrCreepypasta, for giving me back my sleep
So in short: he has a silky smooth narration that acts perfectly as a bed time story for adults. That takes talent.
@@ReaperofValhalla bed time story for an adult is just called an audio book. Its just reading a book, but with someone reading it for you with different levels of emotions and sound effects, half way to a movie if said movie had the characters narrate what happens.
Lol Throwback to one of Jerry's old trial voices 45:09
And at 1:22:20
I love who Jerry is nowadays.
Do Crime, Yall.
"I PUT THAT IN MY MOUTH! AND MICE HAVE BEEN DOIN' WEIRD STUFF TO IT! I PUT IT IN MY MOUTH!"
A friend introduced me on to this, he passed away and I listen every night. I thank my friend for this great gift that keeps on giving.
I know you commented this almost a year ago but I'm sorry for your loss and I hope your doing ok❤❤
I've listened to this whole thing probably 2 dozen times. It's so incredibly well written and interesting. Really scratches that creepy story itch perfectly
In dnd terms, Jack is the most pure definition of Chaotic Neutral
In real life terms, he’s the perfect example of a customer service worker in Florida
As a former customer service employee in florida and a gas station worker i can definitely say I've seen some weird shit working at a gas station
Or in Michigan
As a current customer service worker in Florida, this is spot on, especially in key west lol
As a former gas station worker for overnights in Florida.
And a current Dollar general worker
I've seen some shit
This would be a normal Friday
I was a CSR at a gas station in Florida
“Is jack circumcised”
My sides
Hopefully not.
@@EE-sg4cu *they want to eat his foreskin*
@@daisy-in1gf wut...LOL
@@daisy-in1gf your name is very fitting
Side note, why would Jerry know if he was or wasn’t??
This shit is hilarious! I love these characters! The storyline flows so well. Our narrator is very talented. The speed which he moves the tale is perfect for this style. His transition of characters had me picturing them as they interacted in the scenes. Great compilation.
Have you checked out The Neverglade Mysteries or Welcome To Night Vale? You’d probably really like those too, since you like this.
I've been listening to this series over and over for years and just now realized that O'Brien does call Jack by his name multiple times before the doppelgänger situation. I wonder if it's a mistake or to add to the fact that Jack is an unreliable narrator.
It kinda happened before, what with the Jerry/Marlboro situation
My god i F**king LOVE you. The way you read this is FANTASTIC. The timing is perfect, the vocal injection...Wow.
if we are counting finding Vanessa as part of the series, then i am even more sure that this is BY FAR the best series you have ever done.
SteampunkFox they have to
its part of the series
Borrasca is better.
BloxxingSloth fuck yeah it is
jack Lauderdale is it important for plot?
Jerry is the best fictional character from any story I've ever experienced
And to think he started as Molboro. I fell in love with Jerrys one liners in Bedside Manor, he was hilarious!
"Jerry, listen closely. We have to kill Donald Glover."
"Okay, let's do it! How?"
"We need to cut off his head."
_"Nice!"_
He needs his own spin off series, maybe a prequel to the gas station
@Jessica D back when bedside manor was in parts and the one where the library blew up, I cried some tears thinking it was permanent. Thank god Jerry respawned
I'd love to see this turned into a series on Hulu or Netflix or something. I was laughing so hard, while in suspense. Your inflection and candence while narrating is so perfect. You, yourself will have to play the role of Jack and narrator in the series.
as much as I would love that I'm scared that someone would end up destroying the series by trying to throw in meaningless plot
@@maryorosco1027 They'd find a way to ruin it. They always do.
@@dmgroberts5471 Netflix would probably have Rocko played by George Clooney.
@@maryorosco1027they gotta make it sitcom horror series with no overarching plot