The Waiting Game - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell
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- Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
(Hearts of iron 4 multiplayer)
Episode 316
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Music:
Hearts of Iron 4 Theme
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ALMOST CHRISTMAS
True
bokoen are you on the nice list
sex?
Mary Early Christmas Bo have the best Christmas. With your family.
I bet Bo will get coal
"lets do it, balls to the wall"
"I need immediate fucking help down here"
He broke his balls on the wall
Classic
If people make fun of Italy switching sides during the war
It's because they haven't seen a Romania player as soon as a Soviet troop puts a foot on their land
"Meine Herren, es gibt hier eine Lösung die Sie nicht sehen." Turns around. "добро пожаловать, товарищи"
That was hularios moment!
King Michael:
King Michael possessed hoi4 after his death
The might of the Danish navy and its aircraft carrier is unexplainable.
The SS Bokoen1
@@keirangray902The SS Ratkoen 1
@@Ronald98 SS Snakoen1
@@kingking-ci1gf I was thinking the exact same thing! 🤣
this is true...
Allies waiting around for the Axis to act while the Axis are having the time of their lives speeding down the autobahn. Absolute mental domination.
You know it’s scripted when Bo is talking about having a girlfriend
HoI4 players just cannot do it
@@baconhairbacana1964 Nah she's probably pegging him that's how
I always thought he was gay I'm not going to lie
@@DarkIsToNightSmart, both keeping their options open
@@DarkIsToNight A severe lack of Danish Pesos or whatever they use and time to oneself on top of peace of mind, I'd imagine.
Golden: "The sooner this game is over, the sooner I can play League."
Me: "Just when you think he can't fall any further he says sh*t like this."
10:20 Golden: Japan will surely attack India any minute now
Bo: Mein Fuhrer…
That's Swimmy, not Golden.
Das war ein befehl! Der Angriff Swimmy ein befehl!
Virgin Golden Germany: Just wait then out.
Chad Swimmy Germany: pro gamer moves
Underrated comment
Swigma: i need immediate help here
Chad Swimmy build: tanks so slow that they get overrun by infantry divisions
For chistmas, can we get a Kaiserredux game where the squad picks factions in the 2ACW?
No
That would be fire
lag hell
On stream he said the Christmas game is going to be a multiplayer mega campaign across various Paradox games.
@@theholypotato7763honestly that's been the major thing that puts me off kaiserreich, it's looks fun but whenever I get into it things lag like crazy, often times it crashes in the late game
“Sleeper can’t micro, game journalist hands.” My god, what a statement.
Stalin: What is the report from the Front? Germany must have a grand strategy to launch such an offensive
Zhukov: *confused* They’re just standing there…menacingly!
Golden’s strategy was basically a SpongeBob episode & it did not disappoint
"Youre just dumb, you're just dumb." -smartest OBG argument
Golden really revealed his soy for hating on all dark beer.
Yeah, I'm not a particular fan of beer but dunking on dark beer only is so whiny... It's like saying a coke is too sweet, so instead you'll just drink lemonade.
@@the_tactician9858 Keep your diabetes water to yourself. Pure water and tea master race!
I'll be over at the old man table with my Tom Collins and gin & tonics.
To be fair to him: he lives in a place where there is no winter, and not everyone likes drinks with flavour
Golden the kind if guy to think Coors Light is a good beer
"You only have to stare at the door and the whole rotten structure will come crashing down."
Golden should be put in charge of the Deutsche Bahn. He's the only hope for german public transport.
I honestly jus imagine the axis high command discussing where the next addition to the super railway is while both the soviets and allies are waiting for them to do something. Meanwhile, the railway gets larger
"Let's do it, balls to the wall!"
* *literally half a second later* *
"I need immediate help down here!"
Ooh boy can’t wait for this script. (I was actually able to wait for the script)
Can't believe after last time he tried to barb in 1939, Swimmy actually doubled down and practiced the strat to try again.
What would we do without the comic relief Swimmy letting people play League early?
The "move around so fast enemy thinks you have extra" sounds so medieval lmao
Keep up that upload schedule Bo, you got this! ❤
Hopefully Vicky 3 on Sunday!
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Italy & the Kriegsmarine: *Does a little trolling towards the UK.'
The UK: "Who are you people!?".
Spongebob reference, nice.
Missed opportunity to call the video "Sitzkrieg 2.0"
I appreciate swimmy being an absolute agent of chaos
The worst thing about the Guinness exchange was that both them described it as “dark beer”
“Let’s do it. Balls to the wall.”
-official directive of Barbarossa
I can't believe the gang figured out how to do psychological warfare in a multiplayer map game
8:35 Thomas' insistence on researching the plane makes me think he wants off mr Swimmy's wild ride
Is it just me or has Golden really been stepping up his game recently
Golden doesn't like dark beer? Another Golden L
dark beer fans drinking acid everyday to try and burn their tastebuds off to be able to stomach the taste of dark beer
Realest thing golden ever said tbh
The first title card promised amazing strategic insights and the super-highway did not disappoint! Would love to see more great ideas like that, but it probably doesn't make for very interesting videos, unless you are literally running circles around your enemies, does it? It would have been amazing to hear the allied reactions from teleporting tanks.
This is getting too predictable. I knew it would be a Golden Germany to just sit still on the Russian front and a Swimmy Germany to do a hyper-leveraged tank rush and barb in ‘39z
No, We're in a Clown Tank.
"Balls to the wall"
"I need immediate help down here"
Chef's kiss.
Of course it's yet another golden strategy, truly the best tactical mind of our century
Hitler: Rommel we will have 30 tank divisions readu for France
Rommel: That is great to hear sir and how much infitiary do we have?
Hitler: What infintiary?
I guess whenever a tank gets knocked out the crew can officially become an infantry fire team with this idea.
I literally just watched the last game clip from Dankus Memecus, Swimmy throwing goes brrrr
Nobody:
Axis High Command: We aren’t yet ready to invade the Soviets.
Mr. S*itler: We’re going in. Balls to the walls.
Also Mr. S*itler, 5 seconds later: I need immediate help down here 💀
Bo in the second game: *Is playing Yugoslavia.*
The subscribers: "Impossible. Perhaps the archives are incomplete".
Swimmy's Tractor Rumbling strat went surprisingly well I'd say
We are in attack position now sir -Steiner
Hold here-Rommel
We’re not going to attack? - Goring
I have my orders from the Furher himself we only need to keep them from escaping.-Rommel
golden hating on dark beer and trying to build the hyperloop? already this script is elevated
"I have Beer Tastings with my Girlfriend's Family"
Shut up Bo, we all know it's ISP, you Benes with him every night
Its just isp in a wig. Bo has no idea its him and everyone else just plays along because it has gone so far in to the point it would be too awkward to tell him
@@TheAlmightyToaster01 Bo can't recognize ISP without his Mole King Skin
@@mauriciopimentel6451 and/or the rat in the background
@@TheAlmightyToaster01 Doing the little Rat Dance
@@mauriciopimentel6451 exactly
"Game journalist micro" :D
Desperately Need More Tank Division Racing
My New Favorite Competitive E Sport
Golden is perfectly capturing Hitler imagining infrastructure lol
I swear, you could just comment 'Average Golden Gameplay' the literal second a video is posted without even watching it and you would be correct every single time, except for when you aren't.
Always loving swimmy redefining metas
Golden not only sucks at hoi, but has no taste for alcohol. Tough scene.
Why was I surprised that the second game was a Swimmy build. Swimmy = Chaos
"39 Barb" Oh boy I know who is about to throw the game.
Swimcels it's so jover
golden over here playing transport fever
Anyone else want to see a clock running on the screen as to get an idea of how long these games last? Make it happen bo pleeeeees.
Hardcode a timestamp on the original vid/vod layer, then just add some captions to the vid once the editing is done and run a script replacing the time stamped vod with the original un timestamped vid.
As an Irishman, dark beer has mixed feelings here in Ireland. You either love it or hate it. For my family, it's usually Murphy's tbh, Guinness when it's a special event
*Sees a crazy strat on second title screen.*
Swimny? Swimmy.
The golden-Bo "Gay Relationship" is truly the german-italian historical relations in ww2
Guinness tastes like ass water. Don't listen to the Dane that says the tastiest thing in Denmark has is bread.
2:21 I heard that lmao
Golden out here actually larping as wartime Germany with his super-highway plans
Honestly, I didn't know about that railway speed bonus until now. I figured infrastructure gave a speed bonus, but not railways themselves.
Bo cooming over the danish carrier had me crying with laughter
What the actual fuck; railway level impacts Strat redeploy speed?! HOW did I not know that?!
Boarding the axis side with a Swimmy germany and a golden italy was inadvised of you Bo
You can always tell the bo is gonna lose when Thomas is on his team
We need a playthrough on Christmas day/eve playing as Finland, Canada, Sweden, Norway and a Christmas mod
I like how Bo censored the nazi symbol but then gave up like 20 seconds later
Dark beer is awesome. Has much more taste. Even the cheap ones, altough those with 8-9 degrees of alcohol are very nice. Makes normal beer seem to be just half beer and half water
It's so easy to predict when swimmy is playing😂
Will we get to see the return of Palden Norbu?
Swimmy and early wars against the Soviets
Name a better duo
Straight up, dark beers are the best no matter where you go. Its a shame that Guinness is the only highly commercial one you can find in so many places but at least it still tastes good.
As a proud Wisconsinite, Golden's comments on beer at the start of the episode made me further question his sanity
Also Chadkoen, dark beer enjoyer
We need more Schaeffer Evil laugh, Bo! Please? As a christmas gift!
Once they added Trains to Hoi4, I knew one day there would be a train argument in my mappies. This was beautiful. Merry Christmas Bo, and thanks for this gift of a video.
"I dont fucking care. I'm fucking doing it"
"I need immediate help"
The phoney war was called Sitzkrieg in Germany. "Sitting around war"
light beer drinkers when they finally have something with flavor
Golden saying all dark beer is the same is possibly the most American thing he's ever said. Most of us hate dark beer here for some reason, idk why.
If golden takes you to a bar then watch out and cover your drinks.
I can already tell this will be a bop
We need to see more of Swimmy on Germany. His builds are very entertaining lmao.
"Game journalist hands"💀
Swimmy: STRONG AURA, weak Atlantic Wall.
Bokoen is 100% right, golden has no fucking taste in beer.
Dark beer is great. Who doesn't like a good dunkel?
Swimmy shitting on the supreme dark beer? We all know drinking real beer is like drinking a whole loaf of bread >:v
0:50 I never drink beer, never smoke, never taste wine nc I don't want it
Let's do it balls to the wall *1 second later* I need immediate help down here. Classic!
Before even watching the video I knew it was Golden and Bo on Italy and Germany, I just switched the roles around
"Game journalist micro" is WILD. I would uninstall.
Finally got the Phoney War episode
Finally a proper attrition war
Golden should get a life time ban from every pub ever for disrespecting dark beer
You and the boys should play goose goose duck
Don’t think I’ve ever seen ai Danish aircraft carriers before in my games
pure psychological warfare
New Germany Barb strategy: Do not invade.
WW1 2 Electric boogaloo