Me: whispering something to my friend in class. My teacher: "would you like to share anything to the class?" *_Me: "No, that's why I was whispering."_*
Teacher: What inspired you to discuss this subject in your paper? Me, having written about how to do taxes and balance a checkbook: Somebody needed to.
The athletic kid: [carries the ball halfway through the field, and passes all the midfielder in my team] Me and 3 other boys as the rear guard: *Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches...!*
@@finleyyymtb5776 Im not sure if highschool is really necisarry, its just a review of the last 10 years of school to keep people occupied until they are 18
@@nothingbutalittlebumblebee7183 the answers weren't hard for me but I had competition so I fooled them. Any smart person wouldn't trust a guy yelling an answer but I'm the class nerd so...
There was one boy I knew in school who was very aggressive when it came to sports, but especially dodgeball. Everyone else would mildly graze each other in the arm or leg with the ball. But he'd aim right for the head and throw as hard as he could. He either couldn't seem to grasp the concept that throwing that hard could seriously hurt someone, or he just didn't care and only wanted to see how hard he could throw.
Girls on sports day: *"omg, lets just jog, the boys are stronger than us there is no way we're gonna win"* Boys on sports day: *I PAID FOR THE WHOLE SPEEDOMETER I'M GONNA USE THE SPEEDOMETER*
One of our teacher told us a story about a student she had in another school. He suffered bullying, but none of the teachers knew about it. After a time, he became anorexic, so he would get sick many times. He didn't have any friends, so one day, my teacher went with him and asked him what happened. He said that he was being bullied, but he wouldn't say who the bullies were. He said "I don't want to go to school. I don't want to go out. I just want to stay in bed and never wake up". Of course, she went with other teachers, but all of them ignored her. Apparently, the kid's parents had some problems which traumatized him, and the bullying didn't help. Sadly, he didn't go back to school after two weeks. He was in the hospital for some reason, and he never came back. My teacher said that 2 years later, she found a student from that school, and he showed her a photo of how the kid was. He was back to normal, and he seemed happy. I know nothing bad happened at the end, but this just showed us how teachers actually don't care about suicide students and bullying.
That dodgeball one was like 10,000% true. It was a nightmare. It felt like we had nerf bows and he had a .50cal anti-material rifle. Nowhere was safe. You ran away, hit. You charged, hit. You hid, hit. You made a shield with dodgeballs, hit, multiple times. Such a wonderful time!
In my school: Some part of the school: *goes up on fire* Fire alarm: *goes off* Everyone: *insert dog in flaming house meme* Secretary on the intercom: "tHIs Is a FaLSe ALaRm, gO BAcK tO CLaSs." Fire: *does noticable damage and some people are coughing due to smoke* Everyone: *surprised pikachu face*
Book meme at 3:20, we just read Fahrenheit 451 for like two months, and I hardly read anything. I got almost perfect on every text because a lot of it was just logic and stuff I heard from other people talking. I did better than most kids who read it
Random person: Why do you walk so fast?
Me: Do not question the accelerated one
When Was Color Envented
*1907*
People In 1907: I Got Black I Got White What You Want
@@itzhyp3r644 Bruh
@@bigjalapeno7061 hehehe
>:[
@@itzhyp3r644 invented*
When the 2 smart kids have different answers
*jojo stand off*
Enter giornos popular theme
I'm all Sith
And I'm all Jedi
Jojo: *stands off*
2 Smart kids: th-cam.com/video/LC8iIy3iO7Q/w-d-xo.html
Insert giorno piano
Yeah really funny i did laugh...
I prefer the Revenge of The Sith pic
0:39
Text: "You"
Voice: "Yes"
*These are confusing times*
Oml I just noticed what the hell.
Yes
me too
Me: whispering something to my friend in class.
My teacher: "would you like to share anything to the class?"
*_Me: "No, that's why I was whispering."_*
I'm gonna say that the next time my teacher says that. wish me luck.
Good luck, blazze. I’m gonna do the same thing too!
As napoleon said, when you are attacked, you counter attack
Math test: *Exist*
Me: *Chuckles!* OH NO! I'm in danger...
I'll have one tomorrow
Rip
@@Saltedchipps *sad music INTENSIFIES*
Hope you get a nice score.
@@Saltedchipps Good luck!
69 likes. Very nice!
When you pirated a meme and no one noticed
*stonks*
Ryan The Piano Man that’s not how u use stonks
Bad
That will be the great year of memes.
It wasn't
True
Reading in 2021
😞😒😔
@@Moralic07 🥲
It's 2022. And it was not a good year for memes. Hell, it wasn't a good year for any GODDAMN thing.
When your hand isn’t up in class and the teacher picks you
You weren’t supposed to do that.
Memenade:**posts another video about school memes*
Me: *Ah shit, here we go again...*
Me: *Ah shit, here we go again*
Also me: th-cam.com/video/LC8iIy3iO7Q/w-d-xo.html
*Ah shit, he reminded it all*
Rezz 1992 lmao I liked the reply because you even linked something
I know right. Aaah memories man.....
I don't think it's school memes
10:07
Memenade: *repeats a meme*
Me: *he is still worthy*
Movies be like: We have 10 seconds left
1 minute later: we still have 8 seconds left
Three hours later: OH CRAP 3 SECONDS!
I’m watching this in class😂
Brian Gonzalez k
Me 2
Good going mate
I haven't gone to school this week because I went on vacation
s t o n k s
Girls: war was so stupid!
Boys: *throws chair at each other*
Me and my mom when we go to the supermarket
Mom: *curse of vanishing*
Lol
Your school:
Me: wears a hoodie
Teacher: so you have chosen death
My school
Me: wears a hoodie
Teacher: I'll allow it
(This is true lol)
Its allowed in my school as long as they are black
Its allowed if u don’t have the hood on
0:39
Teacher: You
Memenade: Yes
Teacher: What inspired you to discuss this subject in your paper?
Me, having written about how to do taxes and balance a checkbook: Somebody needed to.
teachers: ''no eating in the class''
also teachers: Hey look! i take kid's candy for free let's eat it
The athletic kid: [carries the ball halfway through the field, and passes all the midfielder in my team]
Me and 3 other boys as the rear guard:
*Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches...!*
If you sit by the window of the Classroom
Then you're the Anime Protagonist of your school
OMG SO TRUE
Try SHUFFLE for example.
But there are no window seats in my school what do i do?
Well I used to but then I got moved. But that was only in a french class lol
Duchi: *Makes this comment Me: SEATING PLAN MESS UP PROJECT 12, IT’S TIME FOR USE!!!
@@laziz7794 Let's hecking become anime protagonists.
Me: is homeschooled
The video: *still relatable*
when u answer 1+1 as 3
teacher: he's too dangerous to be kept alive
Everyone is gangsta until you get told by the teacher
My teacher:So today cla-
Me: *puts hand up*
Teacher: yes?
Me: Can I go to the toilet?
Teacher: *access denied*
not stonks
Memenade: *posts video in 12:00 a.m.*
Me: I don’t need sleep I need memes
Me: tries to take my pencil
Teacher: target acquired
No one:
Not even Shrek:
The robot: pick at chu
Memes of your school:nah
Menes of OUR school: *Starts Communist Music*
Scientists: teenager are supposed to have 7-8 hours of sleep every night
Teachers: that’s just fancy talk
Me playing minecraft with my friend
Me: why the frick is my house moving?
My friend: snugging tom with CCCP
Memes: *Are about what people wear*
Me: *Has a dress code in my school*
what the hell.. I just remembered I did a minecraft presentation at school lol
Good job!
Military instructor: The training is SUPER EASY
Training: *impossible stuff to do*
My science teacher said Ok boomer. To a student today
the principle:calls you to his office
all the kids in the class: *wolf noises*
School lunch: *Exists*
Michelle Obama: I'm bouta end this mans whole career
what is Obama last name?
The jacket's group care
me: graduates middle school
High school teachers: "allow us to introduce ourselves"
I dunno bout you but I got better in highschool
@@finleyyymtb5776 Im not sure if highschool is really necisarry, its just a review of the last 10 years of school to keep people occupied until they are 18
@@RMSAquitaniafan55 true
0:02 BoOys
When Was Color Envented
*1907*
People In 1907: I Got Black I Got White What You Want
Teacher when she walks into the room
class: I didnt do the homework
the kid that reminds the teacher about the homework
class:
You have chosen death!
2:52 Honestly this is more of an issue with shitty tables which are like 95% of tables in most schools
Yeah.
The Enemy Team In Dodgeball: *Exists*
Me, The Kid Who Was Physically Bullied A Lot: *laughs in dodge skills*
4:16 my teacher got mad at me for this
Ya did that?! You are EPIC.
@@nothingbutalittlebumblebee7183 the answers weren't hard for me but I had competition so I fooled them. Any smart person wouldn't trust a guy yelling an answer but I'm the class nerd so...
"people who shake the table when using an eraser"
i cant help it if when i was 12 i could move a sofa
ME : TYPING ON GOOGLE FREE GEMS FOR CLASH OF CLANS
MY DAD TEXTING ME : WHY THE FBI IS IN THE HOUSE !?
😂😂😂
Me : *gets a grade higher than anyone*
The class genius : i've seen this much raw power only once
Me: "mix water with citric acid and sucrose"
Teacher: "yells" do u want to explode!?.
Me: it's just lemonade..
Teacher: and that's detention..
Teachers want an answer
Student answers
Teacher screams do not talk back
If I were the teacher I would say: oh, I see, well carry on then.
There was one boy I knew in school who was very aggressive when it came to sports, but especially dodgeball. Everyone else would mildly graze each other in the arm or leg with the ball. But he'd aim right for the head and throw as hard as he could. He either couldn't seem to grasp the concept that throwing that hard could seriously hurt someone, or he just didn't care and only wanted to see how hard he could throw.
My school is going to re-open tomorrow after Christmas Vacation.. perfect timing.
Teacher: do your best work.
Me: takes time to do best work.
Teacher: you weren’t supposed to do that.
Me: Opens the door to let some light in.
Everyone else in the submarine:
3:25 lol I was just eating KFC while watching this vid
Me: has bubblegum
Class: 🇦🇴
Girls on sports day: *"omg, lets just jog, the boys are stronger than us there is no way we're gonna win"*
Boys on sports day: *I PAID FOR THE WHOLE SPEEDOMETER I'M GONNA USE THE SPEEDOMETER*
helth
Me after 10Hours of gaming: just 2 more hours
Me after 5 minutes of studying: after all why shouldn't i, why shouldn't i TAKE A BRAKE?
Me: *Breaks legs and arms almost dies*
My P.E teacher: Im gonna pretent i didnt see that
10:06
No one:
Memenade: Thank you for watching this episode of *hIsToRy* memes
The substitute teacher: *actually starts teaching*
Everyone: _You weren't supposed to do that_
Me: *say my friends name quietly*
Teacher: PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION
Me when I get somebody out in dodgeball
*KILLER BEAN FOREVER*
When a kid dressed up as shrek for Halloween
Everyone:
“Hallelujah for the god!”
Memenade: *uploads a school meme video*
Also memenade: Thanks for watching history memes
5:05 I laughed so hard at this!..🤣😁😜😂😅
Memenade: puts history memes at the end of video
Me: visible confusion
joseph: your pfp
Teacher: Did you do your homework?
Me: no
Teacher: Why?
Me: UMMMMM……… my Dog died…
Teacher: That’s not a good excuse detention
His History Memes playlist
Nice
One of our teacher told us a story about a student she had in another school. He suffered bullying, but none of the teachers knew about it. After a time, he became anorexic, so he would get sick many times. He didn't have any friends, so one day, my teacher went with him and asked him what happened. He said that he was being bullied, but he wouldn't say who the bullies were. He said "I don't want to go to school. I don't want to go out. I just want to stay in bed and never wake up". Of course, she went with other teachers, but all of them ignored her. Apparently, the kid's parents had some problems which traumatized him, and the bullying didn't help. Sadly, he didn't go back to school after two weeks. He was in the hospital for some reason, and he never came back. My teacher said that 2 years later, she found a student from that school, and he showed her a photo of how the kid was. He was back to normal, and he seemed happy.
I know nothing bad happened at the end, but this just showed us how teachers actually don't care about suicide students and bullying.
Closing the bus windows was harder than opening them
HOW DID YA MANAGE TO DO THAT?
Chemistry meme that was based about something in my chem book
Ozone molecules: We have 100000 to 1.
One chlorine atom: I like those odds.
0:21 We have a lot of smart guys
Class average? Weak, try *School Average.*
The clock does not dismiss you
*The Glock Does*
That dodgeball one was like 10,000% true. It was a nightmare.
It felt like we had nerf bows and he had a .50cal anti-material rifle.
Nowhere was safe. You ran away, hit. You charged, hit. You hid, hit. You made a shield with dodgeballs, hit, multiple times.
Such a wonderful time!
Also, these school memes are relatable because there are similar things that may have happened to other people.
Me: **eats candy during class**
Teacher: do u have enough for the class?
Me with only 20 candies:
Well yes but actually no
Teacher: if You get stuck ask another classmate
Me: asks another classmate
Teacher: *so you have chosen... death*
6:22 Accutally me, 2 weeks though
Memenade: Thank you for watching this episode of history memes.
Me: *cat loading pic*
*Help kids in school who are struggling, instead of punishing them*
Teachers: "Im gonna pretend I didn't see that"
Teachers: The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do.
Student: If that shit decides when I come, then it decides when I leave
3:05 what bullies actually do
Bullies: The council has made a decision but knowing it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it
Everybody gangsta until the teacher say
5 seconds to die
Memenade : Watching Shreck for good luck and getting high grade.
ME: Playing Pokemon in front of oral exam and getting 14/15 (German 1)
School memes are the best
10-Year old me: *accidentally swears*.
The substitute teacher: *It is... Acceptable.*
Bruh dis perfect
I still like it that you start with the meme from your thumbnail. Keep that up!
Toilets: *exist*
Kids: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that"
When the math teacher doesn’t come.
Students:You were-n’t- supposed to do that.
My maths teacher: has only missed 30 minutes out of her entire career
When you know all of the memes in the new memenade video
DJ Khaled suffering from success
In my school:
Some part of the school: *goes up on fire*
Fire alarm: *goes off*
Everyone: *insert dog in flaming house meme*
Secretary on the intercom: "tHIs Is a FaLSe ALaRm, gO BAcK tO CLaSs."
Fire: *does noticable damage and some people are coughing due to smoke*
Everyone: *surprised pikachu face*
Teacher: What is the unit of power?
Me: Yes it is.
Teacher: (cat buffering)
Lol, my bus driver actually stops when she sees me running to get on. She’s so nice
You are the chosen one.
When the teacher says there’s a test but you and you friend have not studied together
Me:
Apes together strong
3:39 Teachers in Mexico are like that! They always round grades
When you are a early and you don’t know what to say- it actually hurts
Silly Madness
Exactly
0.21 welcome to balkan my friend
Teacher: The bell dosent dissmis you, i do!
Students: Well can you let us go 5 min early?
Teacher:The bell dismises you, not me!
bassicly my class
1:43 me without the last part
Book meme at 3:20, we just read Fahrenheit 451 for like two months, and I hardly read anything. I got almost perfect on every text because a lot of it was just logic and stuff I heard from other people talking. I did better than most kids who read it