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What teachers teach: 2+2=4 What's on the homework: 6+34+5=? What's on the test: If Johny had 5 apples how much coins would he have if you calculate the mass of sun and shave a parrot
I had an old 4th grade teacher. She had the drake meme in her presentation which said Teaching students like a boring teacher -_- Teaching students with humor ^_^
I was a straight A sometimes I got B’s student and also called the “quiet one” by my other students When we had to go home because of lockdown my teacher actually almost CRIED LIKE NO JOKE And my nickname most of the time was “the smart one” When I got put into a group to do work people would say they were lucky
Would Jesus like that no would God like that no now I’m not just saying this because I’m a boy,you know that all girls and boys are equal so wen you are going to sin just think What Would Jesus Do
@@dittepetersen5384 it's a sterotype and this video never said they were weak, u might not be physically weak but you mentality is weaker than a person on chemotheropy. Unless your not talking about the video, my bad then but if so..... Weak.
LILLIAN :} s w e e t s! It’s just a joke based on stereotypes, not meant to be taken seriously. To be honest though every time we play dodgeball the girls are always chatting and the boys act like it’s war, lol...
You: Enjoying your moment of lory because the smart kid finally got a low grade Also you: *The SMART KID got a LOW grade* *Insert "that's when he knew... he bleeped up" meme*
Those girls are SO ANNOYING. I listen to Billie Eilish because her music is catchy and I like songs about murder. But listening to music and then going "I hAve depReSsiOn" and laughing at the people who legitimately have depression like. Bruh. Stop.
One time in math class I flipped the pages randomly and got the exact page my teacher wanted us to work on without knowing we would need our textbooks that day. My favorite school memory by far.
Don’t forget about the one time where the teacher forgets about the homework, and then you have the annoying kid who reminds the teacher about the homework. (ik i am 2 years late but whatever)
@United States of America Unless your at mine you wear one you'll get a automatic warning unless your one of the "good kids" /Laughes in straight A student that doesn't pay attention but is shy so I'm a "Good student"
girls playing dodgeball: so omg she did that like i was like "omg why gurll he was perfect for yo." yeah ikr right. he's sooo rude. boys:``FIRE THE CANNONSSSSSSSSSSS!`` *INTENSE WAR NOISES.* "I GOT HIM!" "HE'S DOWN YOUR BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD GAAAAAAAAAAAAAABAAGEEEE"
On time I was playing dodgeball where one team had to infiltrate the enemies territory and I hid behind two people who were talking. So basically they were sand bags.
One time it was 7th grade vs 9th grade and me and my friend snuck over to the 9th grade side and started hanging out and chatting but when the 9th grade started winning we started hitting them with dodge balls and ran back over to the safe zone, me and my friend felt like heroes
@troll guy I mean sometimes I do but I tell the teacher in private because I'm afraid of failing, however, I don't wanna ruin it for everyone else, as a freshman in high school
Sitting beside the smart kid: 😌 Sitting beside your friend: 🙂 Sitting in the back: 😄 Sitting beside the window: 😎 Sitting beside Best Friend: 😂 Sitting beside the quiet kid: 🙄 Sitting near the teacher: 😥 Sitting beside a dumb girl: 😣 Sitting beside family member: 😌 Sitting beside cute girl/boy:😍 Sitting on a wheely chair: *haha, I have the power to delete half the universe*
Cockroach: *Exists* 14 year old white Billie Eilish Fangirls: *IM ABOUT TO RUIN EVERYONE'S EAR'S CAREER* Edit: (I know this is cringy but) OMG GUYS THANKS FOR THE LIKES I'VE NEVER GOT SO MANY
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Memenade p
@@Kylrs no UK time
2:38 #relateable
Happiness: exists
Schools: _"Let it die, let it die, let it shrivel up and die!"_
Love this
Good one
I can’t describe how true this is
@Insert_Channel hey what do you mean? its brand new!
Lmfaoo-
Me: drops eraser
Eraser: *gains* *invisibility*
Lol
Lmao
Lol
True
Thats so true
What teachers teach:
2+2=4
What's on the homework:
6+34+5=?
What's on the test:
If Johny had 5 apples how much coins would he have if you calculate the mass of sun and shave a parrot
idk why this made me laugh much more than the video
stop inserting totally random and *un-possible* scenarios on a totally possible situation,
btw u got me at the parrot part
No cap😂😂
......I didn't even understand that.
EASY um.... apple pie?
Someone: **hits my head with sports ball in dodgeball**
Me:
*peace was never an option*
Literally my friend Walter in dodgeball he was hit in the head and went rapid fire there was no where to evade it we had bury our fellow comrades
@@juliaslavova9672 lol
@@juliaslavova9672 lol
us not me
US
Teacher: puts a meme from 2009 in her presentation
Also teacher: I have achieved comedy
Hello
Show ek kid friendly school memes that are not dead and tell them this is what we laugh at
Students: Ight imma head out
Wow 2009 my birthday
I had an old 4th grade teacher.
She had the drake meme in her presentation which said
Teaching students like a boring teacher -_-
Teaching students with humor ^_^
Student: on phone
Teacher: takes phone
Student: pulls out another
Teacher: you weren’t supposed to do that
Student: *Is extremely rich and takes out the entire stock of Galaxy Note 10+*
teacher: WAIT THATS ILLEGAL
*HELLO* *THERE* yes, that would have been funnier
Theacher : tajes the other phone
Student : take an other phone
Teacher : *WAIT THAT'S ILLEGAL*
Ok boomer
Adult: *sees back to school ads*
The same adult: *old vietnam war memories*
So true
Vietnam*
My parents always start a party
@@medobrundo421 Fuck off man this is the internet, stop bring a convention Nazi
Same
Power goes out:
1st graders: Screaming
7th graders: “Welcome To The Dark Zone”
5th grade girls: -unholy screeching-
5th grade tomboys and boys -bravo 6 going dark-
Agree
*geometrical dominator dark part*
Bravo six , who crossed mike's comment?!
Me: *Uses mental math*
Math Teacher: wHeRe Is YoUr WoRk?
WE WERE TAUGHT MENTAL MATHS SINCE YEAR ONE, CHARLOTTE! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT US TO NOW DROP THAT?!
Ikr I hate it when they make us show work it takes more time than needed
Bill Cipher Ikr
Ikr, I can do an entire problem in my head, and turn it in and the teacher be like:
*Show your work.*
i_killmaster1000 Cool Gamer Two yeah
Teacher: "Don't eat unless you have enough for the class!"
Me: Pulls out 34 bags of chips, eats all of them myself. "Never said I have to SHARE them!"
Lol
Big brain moment
This is Big Brain time
They aren't MY chips....They are OUR chips
I wanted to like your comment but it has 69 likes
Class: "Casually doing test"
That one competitive kid: *Flips paper violently*
Just to make his classmates look at his answers 300iq
Potato Boy it’s always the fat kid that is dramatic about his coughs and i’m the one with asthma 😒
True, there's atleast 1 kid like this in every class.
but gets a 0 :v
Question: Johnny has 41968 cakes, he eats 41867. What does Johnny have
Me: DIABETES
lol
L
Ddd
101 cakes
who eats that that much cake wonder how much fat you get
Me: *not paying attention*
Teacher: *calls on me for correct answer*
Me: *says random shit*
Teacher: correct
Me: could I be the green ninja??
XD yes
Happend to me aswell
Usbaldo 2k ninjago yayyy
Exactly
soo.. the answer is the words 'random shit' then
Kid that wasnt listening : *Gets question right*
Teacher : You weren’t supposed to do that.
Lol ikr
So true
When I was in the 8th grade I sleep all classes and still got *EVERY QUESTION RIGHT* the teacher let me sleep all day
@@Redtortise-vf9xu liar
@@fastcars514 I'm not
Student: "is happy"
Teacher: We don't do that here.
For u thats the case
🇧🇬
That's in quotes meaning you said
Is Happy
@@Awaifn is happy? Haha
And that is why I'm an optimist during school.
Me : gets bullied*
Also me * fights back
Teacher : listen here you little sh*t
lol
Me: teacher u said a swear word! I will report u to principal
Me: Is Mad all the time
Dad: “Be Positive”
Me: Is happy and laughing
Dad: “Be Quiet!!”
Wait! You have a Dad?
Akuma No Misumi No😔
@@mineandshot 0h.... im sorry bro
Neither do I 👊🏻
Akuma No Misumi says He was gonna get Some grape juice
💀
When a game of dodge ball begins:
Girls in dodge ball: "So, what are you doing tonight?"
The boys: "Grab your weapons, the war is starting."
XD sooo true but just saying am on my dads phone and A girl and I do both talk to my BFFs and go to war so am both
But still it’s soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true
Okay so that’s not ALL girls I literally go to war when I play dodge ball
BRAISE FOR IMPACT!
You should realy say is. SHUT UP AND CLOCK IN!.
Smart kid: **crying because gets a bad grade on exam**
C students: first time?
That’s what happened to me I got and f for the first time in my life I’ve always got a and b so I cried
@@cobypassmore960 really ?
Coby Passmore How old are you
I was a straight A sometimes I got B’s student and also called the “quiet one” by my other students
When we had to go home because of lockdown my teacher actually almost CRIED LIKE NO JOKE
And my nickname most of the time was “the smart one”
When I got put into a group to do work people would say they were lucky
@Itz Frxtyz Could have an Asian parents, they are *very serious* about school work. I know cause i have Asian parents.
When you’re trying to solve for how many bananas Steve has and you get 13.8
*Somethings wrong, I can feel it.*
Ikr
facts
Teacher: the test is easy.
The test: if mike eats a penny what is the height of his shoe on the side of a leaf
100 likes but no comments lol
MAN SO FUCKIN RIGHT
Pretty much.
not me actually tryna solve it for a sec 😭
Well, A leaf is usually 7 inches and shoes are 10 inches so i guess its 10????? (Btw R.I.P Mike)
School: if you drop out you will be homeless
Bill Gates: you sure 'bout that?
my dad: are you sure about that?
Invard Kamprid (creator of IKEA):oh I don’t think so
My dad didn’t go to college
And he’s kinda rich
@@SARDINE4K same except for the rich part he’s middle class
Girls:drops pencils*
Everyone:*tries to give her the pencil*
Boys:drops pencils*
Everyone:*gives disgusted looks*
Lol yes
true and as a boy, thats sad
Would Jesus like that no would God like that no now I’m not just saying this because I’m a boy,you know that all girls and boys are equal so wen you are going to sin just think What Would Jesus Do
Its_me_CWB Initials calm down bro
HeartLess Yt so true
Quiet kid: "It's time now" *reaches in bag*
What does he get
Quiet kid: *Pulls out pen*
@@zivandrei8400 Quiet kid: "Shall we?"
**Finishes test**
nah he ment that he was getting his lunch
@@jeffthebark5900 It was not lunch time
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
99.9% of germs at dishwashing soap commercials: *aigh't i'ma head out*
i liked this one
@@tokiwotamale6416 dont like it again it at 69 likes
Girl: slaps me
Teachers:
Me: slaps girl back
Teachers: DETENTION
This man speaks the truth...
@Kits The Smasher ?! probably
yea my teachers sexist and girls are cringy fox
SEXIST
Every single teacher is almost sexists to girls
P.E. Teacher: We're gonna play a game of dodgeball
Girls: No that's so unfair, go easy on us
Boys: *Avengers, assemble.*
Its stupid how People talk about girls being weak but we girls aren’t weak and stupid and girly :/
@@dittepetersen5384 it's a sterotype and this video never said they were weak, u might not be physically weak but you mentality is weaker than a person on chemotheropy.
Unless your not talking about the video, my bad then but if so..... Weak.
LILLIAN :} s w e e t s! In my 15 years of existence there is one thing you must remember......... always laugh at the stupidest shit
Thanos and titans : You all will be the bravest who die under my hands
LILLIAN :} s w e e t s! It’s just a joke based on stereotypes, not meant to be taken seriously. To be honest though every time we play dodgeball the girls are always chatting and the boys act like it’s war, lol...
That first meme is a sad reality.. We lost tom that day but we won so his loss was justified
It’s so true though
We lost lots of brave men just for it to end in a tie
Me: raises hand for 15 minutes
Teacher: *I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that*
It's worse when you don't even raise your hand
Me: Hey, teacher, i'm getting bullied, can you please he-
Teacher: *N O.*
Nah, mine would just say "Just ignore them"
Well, it always depends on the teacher
BTW, can u explain me something?
At my school, i am the quiet kid. But noone cares and keeps bullying me. Why.
Why
yea, but i'm a quiet kid cuz' i'm depressed
@@Manzar534 "i have the best muscles in class" wow what a way to boost your ego big boy
Me: study’s for big test
School: *gets canceled*
Me: years of academy training wasted!!
OOF I HATED THIS FIRST TIME I WANTED FREAKING SCHOOL 🏫 i forget french
My school when we see another school on a trip: WORLD WAR 3 HAS STARTED
physics teachers: air resistance doesn't exist.
meanwhile the air conditioner:
Smart kid: * cry because get low score *
Me: “First time?”
A girl got An *B* in English and she cried
I have a FRICKING E AND I DON'T CRY
You: Enjoying your moment of lory because the smart kid finally got a low grade
Also you: *The SMART KID got a LOW grade*
*Insert "that's when he knew... he bleeped up" meme*
@@AdvaTrix e = excellent b = bad
@@CheaterClaiming true
And that "low grade" was actually 99.99999%
Me: not listening
Teacher: *so you have chosen death*
So true
Peace was never an option
Me who nots listening because i already learned this a grade ago: no you have chosen death
@@EthanHasnt so true
School: exists
Every single teenager: AAAA
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH*
You mean FFFF
@@eggthing-dx2oz how write bold
bruuhhhhh is the Answer
*CowsAndSyrup*
Teacher:no eating in online class
The students when they are muted and have their camera off: I am 10 universes ahead of you master
Hapiness : *Exists*
School : We don't do that here,
Depression : *Exists*
School : We Do that here.
Me: swears in class
Teacher: who said that
Girl in front: snitches
Me: I'm in danger
Wow 300 that's alot
*chuckles*
I have failed the memes Purpose.
The council will decide my fate.
Objective: *SURVIVE*
Sexist
The music Monster all girls are lame lmao
Girls: *Listen to Billie Eillish*
*Depression has joined the server*
CDP I was the 69nth like
tøp gang BRO
Those girls are SO ANNOYING. I listen to Billie Eilish because her music is catchy and I like songs about murder. But listening to music and then going "I hAve depReSsiOn" and laughing at the people who legitimately have depression like.
Bruh. Stop.
Lol.Soooo true tho
@usa I listen to akon, I like his music but his songs are around 2009
One time in math class I flipped the pages randomly and got the exact page my teacher wanted us to work on without knowing we would need our textbooks that day. My favorite school memory by far.
When the teacher tells the class to settle down and the class actually listens
Teacher:Could I have been the green ninja?
Lockdown Drill : **happens**
Girls : How boring.
Boys : Were taking heavy fire, I repeat. Man down, man down!
Lol
Call for back up
/Real intruder breaks in/
Me: So anyways, I hid in a drawer
Boys: we’ve got to handle Charlie there taking down alpha let’s move!! Bro this is a underrated comment
This is alpha 2-1 we are taking heavy fire at fox brown! I repeat we are talking heavy fire at fox brown, over!
math teachers last year: "you will learn this next year"
math teachers this year: "you should have learnt this last year"
Correct bro
Me: *"this onion won't make me cry"*
Onion: *"one day memenade will upload his last video"*
Me: 😭😭😭😱😨😭😭😭
someone: onions cant make me cry
reality: 😱😱😱😭😭💀💀💀
Everyone: YAY FRIDAY!!!
Homework: I’m about to end this mans whole career.
otvmagic gaming so true.
Don’t forget about the one time where the teacher forgets about the homework, and then you have the annoying kid who reminds the teacher about the homework. (ik i am 2 years late but whatever)
@@bibipc8215 I actually did this once. It was for the grade.
Me: *finished with the test*
Teacher: No you’re not, keep working until the class ends
Me: *pretends to write for 30 mins*
relatable
lol
its 40 minutes for me
I feel this
so me
Student: *laughs*
Teacher: "sorry, we don't...
*do* that here."
That’s so true. Our teacher once said “no laughing in class.”
8:44 literally the definition of the Indian education system
True. Especially the last one.
@@varunsid8882 yes
I think that it's the definition of just about every education system on earth
@@icyhot5354 mostly the Indian one
Americans: * can't wear hoodies at school*
Me: "Is this some kind of american joke i'm too european to understand?"
Teachers actually get mad at you for wearing hoodies
@United States of America Unless your at mine you wear one you'll get a automatic warning unless your one of the "good kids"
/Laughes in straight A student that doesn't pay attention but is shy so I'm a "Good student"
@United States of America on- well that's actually sweet- I would pay for both reasons
I can tell you’re Italian of of ur name bello lol 🇮🇹
@@barbarapluchino8987 sei astuta ahahah
Ninjago finally getting memes:
*_"The greatest victory is that which has no battle."_*
Yes
Yes
Yes
Me: *is a ninjago fan since the series came out*
Memes in 2019 : *has ninjago memes that I know from each episode*
Me: visible happiness
@@shreylebean312 same tho
Me: pulls out piece of paper for some activity
The whole class:
ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
Correction: STONK (I think?)
@@christiannaclaydon6615 it's stock
Ikr
Thanks school for:
*Depression
*Anxiety
*Bullies
*Fake friends
*Heartbreaks
*Making my parents scream at me for my grades
The four horsemen of highscool humor:
Terrorism
Siiimp
Racism
Starwars
I'm a simp
I’m a simp
super
intelegent
Minecraft
Player
Wdym terrorism? It’s simp, racists, snitches and brain-dead people
I am a simp Super Intense Minecraft Player S I M P
Kid: *wears hoodie*
Teacher: Now This is an Avengers level threat-
my cousin: *raise his hoodie*
Teacher: did you got drugs?
Girls during dodgeball: yeah they're totally dating
Boys during dodgeball: I'M LOW ON AMMUNITION!!!
I have actually said this during dodge ball
You are a legend
@@zingywolf7300 Lmfao same
Sexist
@@hamham4904 Don't worry, it's nothing more than a joke :)
Except the boys thing, we boys actually do talk like that during dodgeball xD
i DID enjoy this video. I also left a like as well. These memes have kept me going. Thanks memenade. You truly are the best.
History Teachers : You cant defeat me!
Me: I know but he can.
That kid that watches OverSimplified :
Or Extra History
Or simple history
Or Potential History
Or plays hoi4
Or plays vic 2
Teacher: we are going to Ireland
Girls:I can't wait to see the castle
Boys:🍺
*TOP OF THE MORNING TO TA YA*
The boys would do IRA stuff
@@blackhole8068 its on! its on like- **snoring intensifies**
@@amaboutablow so would girls.
y is it true though 🤣🤣
Torture in school in 1643: Click on the Fingers,...
Torture in school 2020: Homework
Wait, y'all going to school?
Well, in homework we writing alot, and that hurt the fingers...so nothing changed from 1643
Dude homework isn't hard if you actually PAY ATTENTION in class
@@theagaming7410 its not hard usually just long and annoying lol
@@duhdiamondz3493 agreed
0:40
A friend of mine did the same thing, except it was about soccer.
Memes are the reason I’m still alive
Me too
What about oxygen
same
Meanwhile in a shol in mexico teacher today we learn how to make heroin. american exchanch student theres something wrong ican feel it
@Juan Cortez Muro it's not that funny Bitch
Me: “How Many Questions Are In The Test?”
Teacher: “Yes”
Teacher: here's a good method
Smart kid: actually theres another-
Teacher: you dare challenge mortal
*Yes.*
Girl: *Not Paying attention*
Teacher: Dosnt care
Boy: *Not Paying attention*
Teacher: What’s the answer for number 10
Someone: *walks by my house*
My dog: oh, so you’ve chosen death
This literally happens all the time
Wait the death part or your dog speaking?
@@tomatowithatophat3029 oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
My house is in front of a school. It is suffering
@My Mum Calls Me Pokichu my house is infront of the school entrance
girls playing dodgeball: so omg she did that like i was like "omg why gurll he was perfect for yo." yeah ikr right. he's sooo rude.
boys:``FIRE THE CANNONSSSSSSSSSSS!`` *INTENSE WAR NOISES.* "I GOT HIM!" "HE'S DOWN YOUR BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD GAAAAAAAAAAAAAABAAGEEEE"
LMAOOO IM WATCHINNG THIS At MIDNIGHT AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!! 🤣🤣😂😂😂
I love play im dodgeball war 😂😂
When in high school the teacher stopped giving us to play dodge ball
That's enough to make a grown man cry
Most girls when playing dodgeball : *talks*
Me: let the war begin
Aww you're gay too?💖
@@toni929ann ???
@@thehumanraceissofuckedup5855 only lesbians like dodgeball. It's true
@@feripineapple yea I'm sorry. I'm a huge stereotype for stuff like that😭
*peace was never an option*
On time I was playing dodgeball where one team had to infiltrate the enemies territory and I hid behind two people who were talking. So basically they were sand bags.
One time it was 7th grade vs 9th grade and me and my friend snuck over to the 9th grade side and started hanging out and chatting but when the 9th grade started winning we started hitting them with dodge balls and ran back over to the safe zone, me and my friend felt like heroes
Teacher: forgets about homework
That one kid: what about the homewo-
Me: peace was never an option
I'm a white girl😭
@troll guy I mean sometimes I do but I tell the teacher in private because I'm afraid of failing, however, I don't wanna ruin it for everyone else, as a freshman in high school
@troll guy I mean, I know it's bad, but I guess you can call it "fomo"
@YoBoiSnyderGG_ 9 White men (especially if you're straight) have so much power
Jnet Egiziaco ok sjw
Teacher: **Leaves class**
Everyone:
*Now this is an avengers level threat*
No... It's an avengers level blessing.
No, it's Joker fun
Me:* Sees thumbnail meme as the first meme in the vid *
Also Me:
“Impossible”
Fun: exists
Teacher: peace was never an option
Gym teacher: *joins other team*
Girls: "no fair, that's cheating".
Boys: *They have a cave troll*
Me: copying someone's test
That someone: erases literally EVERYTHING on their paper
Me: 👽
Ah yes I too would become an alien if someone erases everything on their paper
Teacher: *starts reading*
Classroom: *starts having a conversation with the teacher about something else and not work anymore*
Teacher: The test isnt actually that hard.
The test: God bought 10 cakes,Dog ate 5 of it. What is the weight of god?
question: 34 + G x 2736 x 72 = N
Teacher: “Oh cmon that isnt hard enough “
Kid: is twiddling thumbs
Teacher: Give me your phone
Kid: *You've activated my trap card*
relatable
When your teacher says something wrong and you say he is wrong:
*I used the teacher to destroy the teacher*
My teacher: Go to the office!
Me: Okay bye then
My teacher: "You weren't supposed to do that"
Teachers who know about history and some games: ✅
Teachers who focus on bad things and math: ❌
Why no math
Why oversimplified n stuff
Sitting beside the smart kid: 😌
Sitting beside your friend: 🙂
Sitting in the back: 😄
Sitting beside the window: 😎
Sitting beside Best Friend: 😂
Sitting beside the quiet kid: 🙄
Sitting near the teacher: 😥
Sitting beside a dumb girl: 😣
Sitting beside family member: 😌
Sitting beside cute girl/boy:😍
Sitting on a wheely chair:
*haha, I have the power to delete half the universe*
Your forgot
Being a social student sitting beside people you don’t normally talk to: 🤩
@@user-so9bk4sg6z lol happens all the time
Antoinette Mullins it doesn’t really happen to me much
Wheres sitting by the cute girl / boy?
@@build2270
Forgot it soz
Teacher: "punishes class for being loud"
The students who were actually behaving
Me: me to
I hate to do this I have to punish everyone Even the people being quite
i hate it when the teachers do that 😠
@@imagez3221 u r a teacher???
@@rainbowplaysanddolls7872 no that's what they say
@@imagez3221 oh ok
Supply teacher: If you misbehave, Your regular teacher will know
Students: How bout i do anyway
Random student in the class “I like school” other students “he’s to dangerous to be left alive.”
Teacher: all dumb people stand up please. Me: *stands up because I feel bad for the teacher* (since she was the only one standing)
Me: *laughs*
Teacher: what are you laughing about
Me: Nothing
My brain: LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE
lol
Me: finishes homework in class
Teacher: *"I diagnose you with more homework"*
Yes!
Girls when they play dodgeball: Im scared
Boys: world war 2
Me: Opening a bag of chips.
The whole class: ☭
Edit:Wow guys thanks i never had this many likes
Edit 2: :O Thanks for 100 likes
The class: *I'm about to end this mans whole career*
Communism joke are good for our health
Lol
I heard this comment!
They be like 🏃 🏃🏃💨💨💨
Cockroach: *Exists*
14 year old white Billie Eilish Fangirls: *IM ABOUT TO RUIN EVERYONE'S EAR'S CAREER*
Edit: (I know this is cringy but) OMG GUYS THANKS FOR THE LIKES I'VE NEVER GOT SO MANY
I just step on it.
Unless it flies. Goodbye, everyone within a 5 miles radius's ears.
@@dinorockchick0652 trueeee
What boys see: *a cockroach living its life*
What girls see: *satan*
More like literally any bug
@@noppio9487 I just see a cockroach, is there something wrong with me?
(Kidding)
You forgot the
Bully: *hits me*
Teacher: ....
Me: *punches back*
Teacher: your getting a detention
Me: but but but
yeah!
I ALWAYS GET THAT!
1:54 where it all began
Girls on P.E: "Ugh I'm so tired....."
Boys on P.E: *"DANIELS DOWN! GET A GODDAMN MEDIC!"*
*MOVE YER DAMN ARSES NOW! GET DOWN!*
MY NAME IS DANIEL
When your team loses in dodge-ball but there is still 2 rounds left:
"We may have lost the battle but not the war"
When you think you lost because only the quite kid is left but actually he is a good at dodge ball and 1vall them
Teacher: **turns off light to get everyone’s attention**
Me: **jumps like an alarm went off**
Meaning of terrorism: the unlawful use of violence and intimidation, especially against civilians
Dogeball...
Me thinking the ad is over
TH-cam:there is another
Teachers when a girl wears booty shorts:
Teachers when I put on my hood:
*i see you have chosen death?*
Bro same! I’m in that situation all the time
School: exists
School shooters: im very disappointed
I'm*
"uh its I'm" are you a teacher or just a nerd???
@@vanukas8783 Well I guess I just like grammar correctness.
Medo Brundo you dont use capital letters in the middle of the sentence.
@@vanukas8783 If it's I, then you do.