I got Elite Dangerous last month, and joined a squad. They taught me how to mine void opals, and I was like, "I want to buy a Fer De Lance when I get the money." The squad leader then yelled, "No, you need a Python, they're amazing!!" Best se..... I mean, spaceship, I've ever had!
Yo I'm wanting to know if this is legit or eye candy, let me know. I've always favoured sheer capacity to see big numbers but I can see the sense in the bug biting method
They have said that since it's a large ship that was modified to become a medium ship(Game lore), the Python isn't big enough to hold a slf apparently. The keelback is more T H I C C so it can hold a slf no problem.
One thing I do not like about Python is this cockpit, the pilot is not centralized on the ship. It makes me uncomfortable this co-pilot on the side, just like the Cobra, I did not buy exactly because of that.
Great video - great exchanges, editing, vibes... Your relentless NSFW allusions... almost obfuscate the relevance of your comments. Very funny and informative. Well done! The Python is my workhorse (I dislike the Conda and still no Vette) for basically everything, unless I take some specialized ship for explo, surface or passengers' mission. The thing it absolutely needs is a lvl 5 dirty drive thruster, - or it is a brick.
This may just be...the best review of the entire series of reviews he has worked on. Any elite player I meet outside of the gaming world that has a python, they get forced to see this jewel of a video lol lmao
8:26 THE only damn thing we latvians can be proud about... even tough it wasnt made by us. damn Latvia hasnt contributed anything to the world, even Estonia made Skype
...hmm... I got good news. You fellas dont have an airforce so the Danish airforce actively patrols your airspace. So if nothing else you guys keep our airforce sharp
Haha, talking about the junk in the trunk and the mail slot -- I got stuck in the mail slot with my (fairly new) Python just tonight! Made me think of this review.
So...its a flying ass? Edit: I SAW THAT LOVEBUG YAMIKS, YOU CAN'T HIDE IT FROM ME D:< I dunno if thats your bug, or something, but hey, CHANGELINGS! Lets face it, who doesn't want to dock in behind a python? Dat view tho o7
I'm doing Quince runs to save up for a Python, at first I was gonna get a Type-9 but after seeing the cargo space and speed on this ship I changed my mind.
The Type-9 is good for heavy haulage but it is horrible for escaping interdiction as that is way easier in the Type-7 and as for combat if you are pulled out....run, run for the damn hills as fast as you can because even the turrets all over it do not help. I almost got ganked by an npc Eagle... However, 5 gold runs will get you nearly 100,000,000
Was waiting for you two to do something together! Very nice. What they didnt show you though was the actual double unconsented sex acts on the Hauler after Spatula bumped it... Truly a poor guy...
Python is a bulky viper 3. Love it. Its on my list to get. Love the vipers. Been merc hunting in my eagle, asp explorer, courier and imperial eagle. Not too interested in a bulk freighter. Python seems more fighter/freighter to me. Plus ship kits fit nice and actually look great imo.
i would like to put in point that makes the python so good.. sure its stock maneuverability isnt all that good. even upgraded to a rating and engineered.. its still a tug boat.. UNLESS................... you are boosting. from what ive experienced (after flying the majority of the ships in the game) the python gets one of the biggest buffs to maneuverability from boosting. so ive made an unorthodox build with it, always have 4 pips to engines so you can constantly boost.
7:37 (Me->) "Yeah, I hope that wasn't a rookie. I'd rather deal with an annoyed, experienced player, than a rookie that probably got startled (in a scared way) by that."
I just pimped the shit out of my Python and I just realized that the extensive ship kit combo that spatula has makes it look a bit like an SR-71. Just screams awesome pants feelings!
If I got the change for ship progression I would start with a Python(A-Graded & Engineered to high heaven & back for multi purpose) then the Kraits(Phantom being Exploration Ganker for Anti Ganking).
Oh Yamiks if Delacy & Zorgon each made a new ship they would be Delacy's Anaconda/Python-Hybrid & Zorgon's FDL/Mamba-Hybrid(WITH FUCKING CUPHOLDERS THIS TIME DEVS).
Everything ...... like just for hardpoints mix it between lasers and multis . The asp is so flexible just fly out to a Li yong rui system and start messing around until you make your new baby .
Just A rate everything EDI: Here's a recommendation coriolis.edcd.io/outfit/asp?code=A0pftfFflfdfsnf52727181818180l0004024f3702026gv52f.Iw18WQ%3D%3D.IwBj4z1FlI%3D%3D..EweloBhBmSQUwIYHMA28QgIwV0A%3D&bn=Multi-porpoise
My heart will forever belong to the Cobra Mk III, but the Python is my mainstay ship. The cockpit is similar enough to the Cobra that I don't feel like I'm cheating on her when I take the Python out. Also, and I'm being more than halfway serious here, the Python got me laid. In real life. Wanted to show off the wonders of the Elite universe, so I included a tour in multicrew (VR) as part of a date. Yeah, it's the nerdiest thing I've ever done on a date, but we had a great time. And also had a great time. ;-) Thanks, Faulcon DeLacy!
Just when you think our galaxy is some giant massive thing you could not possibly understand it's a couple of crazy people like you who share both my madness and the same galaxy that some how make it a little smaller and easy to take in.
It all depends on your needs. If you have to show up with collector limpets and mining lasers in a comfort zone every once in a while nothing beats a Python!
iv put all my money and materials in pimping out my python it turned out pretty well beside that i haven’t unlock a grade 5 engineer for thrusters and shields
![Imperial Cutter "review" [Elite Dangerous]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XOxoTrEqohA/mqdefault.jpg)
![Imperial Cutter "review" [Elite Dangerous]](/img/tr.png)
![Guardian ship launched fighter "review" [Elite Dangerous]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/HtMO7tZ6mYw/mqdefault.jpg)
![The Krait Phantom (w/ Scott Manley) [Elite Dangerous] | The Pilot Reviews](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/aLgYskzDU5o/mqdefault.jpg)
![Asp Explorer "review" [EliteDangerous]](/img/n.gif)
"A booty so big, it'll mass-lock your eyes"
That may be the single greatest thing I've heard all week
BoarhideGaming agreed.
BoarhideGaming less than 2 minutes in and I was in stitches, this guy has an amazing way with words 😂
BoarhideGaming Agreed
T H I C C
I got Elite Dangerous last month, and joined a squad. They taught me how to mine void opals, and I was like, "I want to buy a Fer De Lance when I get the money."
The squad leader then yelled, "No, you need a Python, they're amazing!!"
Best se..... I mean, spaceship, I've ever had!
Yo I'm wanting to know if this is legit or eye candy, let me know. I've always favoured sheer capacity to see big numbers but I can see the sense in the bug biting method
Lol, I bought a Fer-De-Lance and didn't like it so I returned it and bought a Python instead.
I may be wrong, but I think there's a sex joke somewhere in this video.
Maybe the most prominent being in the description?
Danarcis really? Where?
I think i missed that
Yeah. I feel like i missed it though.
You mean a video somewhere in this sex joke :D
what I expected from this video : An informative review about the Python.
What I got : I don't know, I am still trying to process...
Same
Well, it’s been around three years since you made this comment. Are you still processing?
@@Ghostwolf82 No... 😞
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"The angles on this ship are so tight, it'll make your protractor prolapse."
One of the best things ive ever heard lol
that damn squeaky toy gets me every fucking time!
Jeremy Williams 10-4 Rubberducky
3:57 There is a type 8 now XD after 6 years.
how does the keelback get a fighter bay but not this?
KappaKiller108 frontier logic
It would be way too OP
KappaKiller108 uuuuuh blame Jeff Caplin
They have said that since it's a large ship that was modified to become a medium ship(Game lore), the Python isn't big enough to hold a slf apparently. The keelback is more T H I C C so it can hold a slf no problem.
@TekGenius
Pythons dimensions: 87.9L - 58.1W - 18.0H
Keelbacks dimension: 49.7L - 40.3W - 14.9H
The Python is bigger than the Keelback in every way.
"Wouldn't it make more sense to get eight, while in the middle of a six and nine?" *trololololol*
Lol I don't get it
Does someone else care to explain to CMDR PLKarmann
It's been TWO YEARS, and I'm STILL laughing like a drain! ....lol May the Python be with you!
The part of space covered in semen and profanity is yamiks home system
Wow you went hard on this one
Hah!
That’s what she said
how does this video NOT HAVE MILLIONS OF VIEWS?!
It does, but Frontier has collaborated with YT to nerf it.
"...Shoot and shoot and short your load on your enemies and...*NUUUUGGGGH!-* (BLEEP)"*
“There’s one thing I’m missing, a fighter bay”
Hey yamiks, heard of the krait?
If you haven't watched his review of the MkII do so, and the Millenium Falco- I mean Krait Phantom
Have you heard of well-placed hardpoints?
This video was made well before the existence of the MelKraitium Phalcon.
The python just might be the last ship I buy...fully engineered, this thing is a damn beast
I got an ad for PYTHON code learning.
Same
That Fancy Reaper same
x3 streak
Same
This guy fits your vids well Yamiks! I hope you will have more collaborations
One thing I do not like about Python is this cockpit, the pilot is not centralized on the ship. It makes me uncomfortable this co-pilot on the side, just like the Cobra, I did not buy exactly because of that.
"It's like being Warrick Davis & Ron Jeremy at the same time" Brilliant!!
Great video - great exchanges, editing, vibes... Your relentless NSFW allusions... almost obfuscate the relevance of your comments. Very funny and informative. Well done!
The Python is my workhorse (I dislike the Conda and still no Vette) for basically everything, unless I take some specialized ship for explo, surface or passengers' mission. The thing it absolutely needs is a lvl 5 dirty drive thruster, - or it is a brick.
That type 8 comment. Such a throwaway. Now a reality.
I got an ad to learn Python programming on this video.
This may just be...the best review of the entire series of reviews he has worked on. Any elite player I meet outside of the gaming world that has a python, they get forced to see this jewel of a video lol lmao
3:57 well there is one now!
Love the internals, hard points, shields, hull and flight but hate asymmetric seating.
So, you hate your car ?
And now there's a type 8. :)
8:26 THE only damn thing we latvians can be proud about... even tough it wasnt made by us.
damn Latvia hasnt contributed anything to the world, even Estonia made Skype
...hmm...
I got good news.
You fellas dont have an airforce so the Danish airforce actively patrols your airspace. So if nothing else you guys keep our airforce sharp
I seriously fucking hate ship kits.
"1980's North Dakota soccer mom look"
I'm not even shitting you, an ad for the Python code language played before this video.
Haha, talking about the junk in the trunk and the mail slot -- I got stuck in the mail slot with my (fairly new) Python just tonight! Made me think of this review.
The 8 between the 6 and 9 was actually a quality joke. A rare opportunity to make that joke and it worked.
Yamiks, you're really CRANKING these out aren't you? Keep up the good work!
Well I had about 2 weeks of delays for this series so now I'm sort of making up!
I got an ad for a learning site called "python"
Poor Hauler)))
Now the Type 10 is on the way, I would like to see a Type 8 too. It puts my ocd into overdrive.
I got a Type 9 yesterday, and promptly named it “SpaceBrik”
7:05 I like how u ended this scene right before him crashing xD
I just bought a python like 20 minutes ago and it's already with it.
Great review!
So...its a flying ass?
Edit: I SAW THAT LOVEBUG YAMIKS, YOU CAN'T HIDE IT FROM ME D:< I dunno if thats your bug, or something, but hey, CHANGELINGS!
Lets face it, who doesn't want to dock in behind a python?
Dat view tho o7
I'm doing Quince runs to save up for a Python, at first I was gonna get a Type-9 but after seeing the cargo space and speed on this ship I changed my mind.
The Type-9 is good for heavy haulage but it is horrible for escaping interdiction as that is way easier in the Type-7 and as for combat if you are pulled out....run, run for the damn hills as fast as you can because even the turrets all over it do not help. I almost got ganked by an npc Eagle...
However, 5 gold runs will get you nearly 100,000,000
The first sentence of the ad before this vid was "python is where it's at" o.o
The AESTHETIC of this ship is great
You mean ASSTHETIC!
*petition to make the mail slot bigger*
Was waiting for you two to do something together! Very nice. What they didnt show you though was the actual double unconsented sex acts on the Hauler after Spatula bumped it... Truly a poor guy...
i honestly didn't even see the little guy at all... but it was certainly the hauler's honour!
haha xD I wonder if he feels the same way ;)
Got my Python today, will be using it for mining and transporting goods. Not sure weather to call it "Red Dwarf" or "Money Maker"
I was it expecting this, and it’s my favorite review ever.
Python is a bulky viper 3. Love it. Its on my list to get. Love the vipers. Been merc hunting in my eagle, asp explorer, courier and imperial eagle. Not too interested in a bulk freighter. Python seems more fighter/freighter to me. Plus ship kits fit nice and actually look great imo.
What is a changeling doing on the bottom right hand corner at 6:08 ?
The squeaky toy sounds were the funniest fucking thing in this video!
i would like to put in point that makes the python so good.. sure its stock maneuverability isnt all that good. even upgraded to a rating and engineered.. its still a tug boat.. UNLESS................... you are boosting. from what ive experienced (after flying the majority of the ships in the game) the python gets one of the biggest buffs to maneuverability from boosting. so ive made an unorthodox build with it, always have 4 pips to engines so you can constantly boost.
It still feels a lot more agile than a ship its size has any right being, though.
I got an ad for Python coding language.
Thoroughly entertaining, and Hilarious, you sir should have your own tv show.
7:37 (Me->) "Yeah, I hope that wasn't a rookie. I'd rather deal with an annoyed, experienced player, than a rookie that probably got startled (in a scared way) by that."
Is there like a mod out there to make ships sound like a squeeze toy when you collide?
Siaynoq8 we can only pray
"That's why your soylent green tastes like paint." 👍
I could be wrong, but I think there's some useful information somewhere in this video.
I just sold my cutter and got a fully geared and engineered python. No regrets, fucking love it!
he knew snakes have hemipenes. deep knowledge.
I just pimped the shit out of my Python and I just realized that the extensive ship kit combo that spatula has makes it look a bit like an SR-71. Just screams awesome pants feelings!
Got an ad for Python the computer language.
I am currently using this for both the current cargo and bounty hunting CG.
"wouldn't it make more sense to get ATE between a six and nine?" Like my 5th time watching this and only just realised. Spatula is a genius
When you think elite is a serious game and then you see this😂😂😂😂
If I got the change for ship progression I would start with a Python(A-Graded & Engineered to high heaven & back for multi purpose) then the Kraits(Phantom being Exploration Ganker for Anti Ganking).
Oh Yamiks if Delacy & Zorgon each made a new ship they would be Delacy's Anaconda/Python-Hybrid & Zorgon's FDL/Mamba-Hybrid(WITH FUCKING CUPHOLDERS THIS TIME DEVS).
4:20 its ironic to hear this joke in 2024 when type 8 ACTUALLY exist now. and it really good too.
What loadout would you recommend for a multipurpose asp explorer. Hardpoints, utility and optional internals.
Everything ...... like just for hardpoints mix it between lasers and multis . The asp is so flexible just fly out to a Li yong rui system and start messing around until you make your new baby .
William Rice why that system in perticular?
15% discount on ships and parts
Just A rate everything
EDI: Here's a recommendation
coriolis.edcd.io/outfit/asp?code=A0pftfFflfdfsnf52727181818180l0004024f3702026gv52f.Iw18WQ%3D%3D.IwBj4z1FlI%3D%3D..EweloBhBmSQUwIYHMA28QgIwV0A%3D&bn=Multi-porpoise
The Python is like the Slave One from Star Wars
I've never been more aroused by a ship review in my life.
What is the name of the black ship that crashed into the Python at the beginning ?
This wins best script out of all the ship reviews
" The fucker's forgot to PAINT THE DAMN THING! " XD so true!
Are we not going to talk about the.. thing, that pops in at 6:08?
I just got mine after 5 hours of mining, I called mine the gomu gomu no python
My heart will forever belong to the Cobra Mk III, but the Python is my mainstay ship. The cockpit is similar enough to the Cobra that I don't feel like I'm cheating on her when I take the Python out.
Also, and I'm being more than halfway serious here, the Python got me laid. In real life. Wanted to show off the wonders of the Elite universe, so I included a tour in multicrew (VR) as part of a date. Yeah, it's the nerdiest thing I've ever done on a date, but we had a great time. And also had a great time. ;-) Thanks, Faulcon DeLacy!
Hope that seat vacuum helped with the mess CMDR!
Remember kids don't do drugs , and Li Yong-Rui powerplay is the best place to buy PYTHON in the entire galaxy.
What's the point with the horsy bug at 6:09?
I have often compared this ship to the Millennium Falcon in the ED universe.
Much as i like my Conda the Python is just great for doing so many different things
Just when you think our galaxy is some giant massive thing you could not possibly understand it's a couple of crazy people like you who share both my madness and the same galaxy that some how make it a little smaller and easy to take in.
thank you for one of the most entertaining ship reviews I have watched
It all depends on your needs. If you have to show up with collector limpets and mining lasers in a comfort zone every once in a while nothing beats a Python!
Obsolutely your best review.
iv put all my money and materials in pimping out my python it turned out pretty well beside that i haven’t unlock a grade 5 engineer for thrusters and shields
Python vs. Orca... Let the orgy begin!!
TheYamiks and Spatula007 together on one video. Could things get better!
Finally got my python
Whats with the kangaroo at 6:07 ?
Once you've finished the grind for it, what's the advantage of the Python over the Corvette
Nice Vid!
I love both of my "Pythons" too! :D :D
That risque description gots me rolling.
I love the people actually thinking this was supposed to be a legit review
and then it actually is quite a good review of the ship :D
You forgot to mention the sturdy landing gears.
Man... This Elite channel is like the Adams family on crack.. MAD FUNNY!!
"Mass lock your eyes" is the best.
I'm trying to decide if I should get this or the krate.
you forgot it also makes the perrrrrfect painite mining machine lol
Go to 6:10 and set the speed to .25. He sounds like he's to drunk to know what he's talking about (it's probably a safe assumption, too.)
Wish the cockpit was further back like the Corvette.