ThanksKilling - The Cinema Snob
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ส.ค. 2024
- It's time for The Cinema Snob to talk about what he's thankful for this Thanksgiving, but it probably isn't this 2009 low budget horror film about an evil turkey.
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And killer turkey movies made me feel generous by buying three pictures.
I want to say thank you, Snob, for enduring such God awful dreck for us.
On a totally unrelated note, would you consider doing a Rifftrax-type commentary for one of those ultra-conservative Christian films and putting it on youtube? I'd really love that!
gobble, gobble, gobble
The evil Turkey is trying to kill Adam Sandler in Uncut Gems in theaters on Christmas Day in hell on Earth!
@@francescagonzalezramos9442 ....yes, sweet turkey in heaven!
A movie where a man in a turkey costume confronts a turkey in a human costume is clearly not taking itself seriously.
"Gobble Gobble Motherfucker!"
Someone who made Gears of War 3 must have been a fan of this movie.
Should be dubbed by Sarah Gobble.
Or Gigli.
Or Mind Of Mencia. Sorry to remind you of that thing.
Poor Snob. Traded almost all his food for furniture and a better camera.
"Your dog had an axe-cident." Puns like that is what makes bad horror movies all the more funny. XD
Wow, the sequel to The Hoboken Chicken Emergency is not what I expected.
"Thanksgiving Break! Yes!" He says with the buzzing of cicadas in the background...
I wanna see a crossover where the evil turkey fight the Gingerdead Man
Phreak Azoith the one played by Gary Busey?
@@Megaproductions302 was there more than one killer gingerbread man?
Sharp Design several lol
This IS my Christmas list! 😁
yes! make it so Internet!
The triumphant return of "That's a sentence I just said"!
AN EVIL TURKEY....South Park did that like ten years before this. xD
And the makers of THIS turkey must have watched that before starting filming. While high.
Thank god for the Starvin Marvin episode!
Last time I was this early, the Snob had hair.
Snob seems shocked these characters got in college. Uh hello? Aunt Becky paid off the admissions people. Duh!
Fuckin nailed it!!
I found out about this movie from watching Phelous' review of it.
Me too.
Same
Yup.
Same. I miss when Phelous reviewed these types of movies.
Good Bad or Bad Bad.
3:15. "It's THANKSgiving not SKANKSgiving." There. A better joke and it rhymes.
" It still hurts, but less".
"This is bad comedy." -Galvatron, The Transformers: The Movie (1986)
But honestly, the crew must have had fun making this.
About time you touched on this gem, been tearing this one to shreds since 09’
This is actually one of my favorite low budget horror movies. This DVD is gonna be on my Christmas list.
👍 the part where ‘Turkey’ is wearing the dads face? Hilarious 🤣🤣
5:43 my god.....CRAWBERG is GREBWARC backwards
I'm still waiting for Eli Roth's Thanksgiving slasher parody from the Grindhouse trailers. And the fact that I'm waiting for anything made by Eli Roth is saying something.
This looks too hilarious especially when it's reviewed by Cinema Snob.
Somebody had to be trolling by making this movie.
SyFy quality right there
From what I understand from the people who made this movie was meant to be a joke and somehow became successful enough to spawn sequels.
@@jsc315 Y-You're kidding, right?
You had me at “Ye Olden Deadites.”
Groovy
That’s a puppet!! 😳
I haven’t seen you that surprised since Sleepaway Camp. 😏
Spent the whole movie waiting for the turkey to say "for me to poop on."
I would recommend you check out “night of the wererooster”. It’s on amazon prime. It’s... something else I’ll tell ya that
Or Frankenturkey
The perfect movie for the Snob
Holy crap! I paused the video to show the wife Thankskilling and she had me shut it off the first minute and then I showed her planes trains and automobiles as my thanksgiving movie and when I unpaused, Snob just talked about planes trains and automobiles! Great timing!
Cinema Snob on Wednesday? Sweet!
The nerdy guy kinda looked like James Rolfe's AVGN character.
Yeah it amazes me how people still think nerds dress like it's the 1950s. I mean where are the jean shorts and graphic tees?
Eh, they were all lame stereotypes. I would say that's on purpose, but that would imply this movie had some sort of plan. :p
@@GreenThingonTV Sheldon Cooper is notorious for wearing graphic tees.
I was going to say Daniel O'Brien.
the hoboken chicken emergency is way more terrifying then this
I love it how you can tell that he's making up the story as he's telling the tale about the killer turkey. It is crazy funny...
Oh man, I remember watching this and the sequel through the Rooster Teeth riff show, and ThanksKilling 3 was easily the most difficult movie to watch when I first saw it, and that was with other people riffing over it. I can't wait to see what the episode with that is like
I'm just mad that this movie is the reason Eli Roth's Thanksgiving (originally a fake trailer for the grindhouse planet terror and death proof) didnt happen.
2:15 - I never knew I needed to imagine what Freddy Krueger as a killer turkey was and then "Thankskilling" came into my life.
4:52 "Nothing brings friends together like child murder" didn't you review IT?! XD
germanic lad what did he review?
@@TheRealNormanBates Stephen King's IT ;)
Well the turkey is just getting revenge for what we do to his brothers
And now I'm sad for no Machete in Space.
My friends and I started riffing on this movie when it first came out (I was in high school), only to later discover that it was filmed at and by students from where I ended up going to college!
Something tells me that the Village of Granville doesn’t want this information spread around
As soon as the turkey started talking, i immediately thought that thing crawled it's way out of the power rangers universe.
The Turkey obviously went to the Freddy Kruger School of Horrible Horror One Liners.
his teacher was the cryptkeeper
Man this movie is something else I remember once I tried to make this a annual thing to watch every Thanksgiving but I found it not watchable a second time.
Meh baby Huey was scarier if im honest.
Can we get a tromaville month please
This movie was tons of fun to watch! The sequel is even more crazy and fun! Hope he does Thankskilling 3 (yes that's the 2nd movie).
14:10 "I'm so hungry, I could eat a poorly-drawn cartoon roast turkey!"
The media said Joker was so violent...but they forgot how dangerous the turkey is.
I screamed when I got the notification for this
There needs to be an epic crossover between ThanksKilling, The Gingerdead Man, Demonic Toys and The Evil Bong!
Also, 4:35, yeah...try saying that line around a bunch of strangers. See how that goes.
Interesting that the same guy who directed this has also recently directed "The Headhunter" which is a surprisingly decent bit of low-budget viking-themed horror.
This is going to be a interesting thanksgiving movie. 😉😆
It's sort of an indirect compliment, but one of the things I like about your channel (other than the awesome content) is that your comment sections are almost entirely full of positive, funny, clever and kind comments. Something that can be rare.
You have some good fans, and I think that says something about your character (and character's character :p).
If you want another silly, low-budget slasher with a weird antagonist, I suggest Killer Pinata.
Seeing both phelous and snob doing reviews of the same film is nice for different perspectives!
You know what's next, Thankskilling 3
This movie is about as funny as a Jean Benet Ramsey joke.
Ha! You can say that again... and again... and again.
Oooooohhhhh snap
This movie is as hard to watch as footage of the investigation of the Jonbenet Ramsey murder.
Wow... This shit make me appreciate Leprechaun
This movie is one of the most monumental shitposts in history.
ACTING!!!!!!!
Truly the Weasels Rip My Flesh of killer bird movies.
Can't wait for the sequel review lol
Also I love that one liner she gives towards the end of the movie; peck on someone your own size.
Thank you, Snob! You listened and accepted to my request!
"Get a Kleenex!" - Snob :)
8:28 “He should have known the talking turkey would pull a gun on him when he asked the turkey to give him a B.J.” That’s a sentence I just said….PRICELESS!!
The bunny from Monty Python is scarier than the turkey.
I never comment but for real this is one of my favorite movies of all time. Good stuff.
Been waiting for Snob to cover this since I first saw this piece of shit on Netflix years ago
Today is a very good day. Thanks for the upload Brad
I always like seeing a movie like this covered by two different comedians. Rarely do they focus on the same elements of the film to eviscerate.
Honestly..... This flick I have seen... and it's... honestly a guilty pleasure for me
Yayyyyyy!!! I love this movie and Brad!! I’m about to head home from work. Gonna listen to this
I watch this every November along with Blood Rage. #Thankful
Nearly through the whole video and I finally got it - this is a turkey of a movie!
This was a youtuber movie made the right way..without Hollywood intervention.
Blood Freak! James A. Jannise should review this.
Im getting a fair amount of genuine laughs out of this footage, though I'm sure it helps to have a lot of it cut out. I also think the actors deserve some credit for saying these lines with a straight face. The gore effects are pretty good, and I'd much rather have a bad puppet than awful cgi. All in all, considering the competition of a talking cat and the various talking vagina movies, this might be the best talking nonhuman thing movie you've covered.
I honestly can't help laughing at the end of this movie. A cooked turkey flying at the camera on a string while screaming 'beyotch' is one of the few actually funny moments in the movie.
Lmao turning white gravy into brown gravy simply by taking a crap in it! 🤣🤣🤣
Lighting outdoors was clearly not apart of that budget.
This should be a fun watch.
Also donut operator has a great video on self defense against killer turkeys
Thabkskilling is by far the best thanksgiving movie ever
Can't wait for the review of thankskilling 3!
Second Thanksgiving slasher after the Eli Roth one
And Blood Freak, and Blood Rage, and Home Sweet Home, and a few others I'm sure.
5:57 I think the animator may have snuck something in.
I discovered this classic a few years ago thanks to being free to view on Vudu.
Not gonna lie, laughed very hard at the "what kind of accident?!" line.
phelous review this now snob thx you
8:35 the turkey may not have gobbled his giblets, but at least he got some head!
More like a six foot Turkey
I remember me and my sister ate some shrooms and watched this when it was on Netflix. Our lungs were so sore the next day from all the laughing we were doing.
Dude carrying around his arm, bro!
"How am I supposed to get scared if it's in broad daylight?"
TV Tropes calls it "Daylight Horror", Snob.
The JonBenet callbacks just get funnier and funnier.
Day made. Thanks Snob.
Maybe those turkey should have been there to repeal the Pilgrim invasion.
Me: Oh yeah, 2 wks into No Nut November
Cinema Snob: Wanda Lust
Me: brb
I love this movie! I saw it 5 years ago. So stupid and amazing. You need to watch Monsturd next!
yes Thanksgiving break the break of college that ppl most get excited over screw spring break
@12:10 When the turkey wears the ripped of face of the father AND the daughter actually thought it IS here dad I shat my pants. That is absolutely hilarious.
Oh and all the strange sexual tension in the movie is still a better love story than Twilight. Yes that's how old I am.
It is baffeling to me that such a movie looks way more interesting than all Slender and Bye Bye Man movies combined. SHAME.....
Filmed in Licking County wooooohooooo!!!!!!
Yeeeeeess.
I didnt realize I needed you to review this amazing dumpster fire.