nick has 5 kids. nick's wife is a stay at home mom. nick works at most 25 hours a week late evenings. nick pays for a nanny. there should be multiple adults available at almost any time to deal with the kids, some of whom are almost adults at this point. there is no excuse.
@@shortyshell706 someone on the kiwi farms did the math, nick's grandpa was worth into the 9 figure range. yes it's been split many ways over 2 generations, but with the passive income from the trust, nick really doesn't have a monetary 'failure state' in his life. granted I have no doubt he will damage his health and squander the money leaving his kids with nothing except his enormous empty whiskey bottle collection.
I can't imagine coming over to a guy's house to swing and ending up being left by myself feeding his kids SpaghettiOs. It sounds like a Seinfeld or Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.
Aaron isn't a swinger, April is a wall hitter addicted to simping for epsilon males. She is there to get wet with Rekieta and his pillhead wife, Aaron is just the fart in the elevator.
Not gonna lie, the bit of Nick ranting about butter dishes while his children are crying and then Aaron walks over to the microwave to cook SpaghettiOs is hilarious 😂
That just makes sense for him it miracle Children services hasn't showing up on his door it's a miracle Monty hasn't called it on Nick just to fuck with him over.
If the Spaghettios story is true it's crazy that kids of a wealthy family are not getting fed , this just sounds like the family has gone down the road of extreme degeneracy
Well, he has living off 1 kids sized snack bag of spicy Cheetos and liquor for months now. I can’t believe it took this long for him to start having issues.
@@marybodnar4749 Rekieta has an odd, drunken mannerism of staring up at the ceiling during his streams. On the Feb 23, 2024 stream of MATI, Josh had a funny bit about Rekieta staring at cats in his ceiling.
@@avarice33333 Smoking strenghtens your immune system and increases testosterone! My mother still mokes at 50+ and is built like a body builder running miles all day trust me bro its true
This is quite concerning. Nick has the resources to buy hundreds of whisky bottles but can’t afford to take care of his own family. I really hope he is being hyperbolic because it’s actually sick this is happening
Our butter dish was made by a Colorado artist at was an half a cow upside down and the handle were the utters. I’m not explaining it right but it was badass.
Another cancellation Friday from Rekieta Law... that makes weds, thurs friday cancels this week after 2 and 1/2 cancellations each of the past 2 weeks...
When I was a kid and we would be on vacation my dad would make us get out of the van 2 at a time because he would only pay for 4 hotel guests and there was 11 of us.
Excess weight loss, weird allergies that don't always show up consistently, flushes with alcohol, heat intolerance, etc.... could be mast cell activation syndrome
Null's not quite right that Aaron has no kids. Aaron has a kid or two with his ex, and April has three with a previous partner. Though he is right that Aaron shouldn't be near kids.
Surprising he doesn’t know since it’s all been mentioned on the farms, he’s got 2 kids at least and a third one that his wife was pregnant with when he left her for his current wife, or something along those lines.
@@hansmoleman2666Correct. With Aaron’s ex-wife he has 3 kids, one of whom he referred to as the “oops baby”… wife pregnant but not yet delivered at time of divorce. April has no biological children of her own. Aaron is her 1st marriage.
I was watching Side Scrollers when 3P0 invented the butter dish meme. Which was funny at the time but ppl trying to make it a thing is just lame. It's so cringe to see Nick take a month old meme and try and do a comedy routine.
Nick's got like teenage kids too, doesnt he? They'll remember the good times, and resent/hate him for these times....He seems like hes beaten down and haggard, life in the fast lane catching up to him.
I remember when rekeita would interrupt streams for 10 to 15 minute segments because his kid needed him and no one would complain. In fact many of us were more than okay with him doing that. It was even better when drex would be on because he would entertain the audience.
@@ab-gail NOT a Rekieta fan AT ALL but we don't even know what the context is, when they had eaten last. Good heavens- if I had a dime for everytime my kids claim: I'm bored, I'm hungry, there's nothing to do, there's nothing to eat. And Steel Toe. Seriously, right now?
Nicks messages about being sick sound nearly identical in tone to the callout messages i got managing employees when I was working in IT. We basically had unlimited sick days so thankfully my role I just had to make sure my team was still breathing and eventually coming to work, so i didnt have to report the obvious ones. Youd be surprised how many grandparents a person can lose in one year tho
not a nose gaurd but if you try to "Detox" even from alchohol by yourself you get sick a lot. your body starts working against itself. so maybe he is trying "get clean" so he can drink like a normal person, which would lead him back to having to detox, the addict's cycle.
There is a really rough virus going around, so if he’s filming his 102 degree fever I’m not going to doubt he’s sick. 100% his drink & drug (admits to taking speed to fight narcolepsy) use will weaken the immune system. Also sharing straws is how people catch hep-b in most cases, according to my mother hep-b doctor anyway. Stress is also terrible for the immmne system, so that lawsuit by itself could cause this. I feel bad for Nick, he’s dug himself quite a hole.
Josh created a monster with The Farms. It’s now his responsibility to guard it for the remainder of his days. It if released it into the world it would come after him 1st. It’s both a punishment and self preservation.
@@avarice33333 I was "joshing" around. In seriousness though, I won't fault anyone for being volcel before marriage, but he should have at least one or a few lady friends. It would seem as though he doesn't, but perhaps he's hiding them from public eyes which would be that smart thing for anyone in his situation to do.
nick has 5 kids. nick's wife is a stay at home mom. nick works at most 25 hours a week late evenings. nick pays for a nanny. there should be multiple adults available at almost any time to deal with the kids, some of whom are almost adults at this point. there is no excuse.
True but do we really want more rekeita content. Until he goes full on onlyusemeblade, he's just too boring.
I think he said a few months ago they lost the nanny. Could have gotten a new one.
@@carlajo4036 I don't think he will be earning enough for a nanny now, plus lawsuits are costly and he is not bringing in the $
The Trust Fund covers "nanny expenses"? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@shortyshell706 someone on the kiwi farms did the math, nick's grandpa was worth into the 9 figure range. yes it's been split many ways over 2 generations, but with the passive income from the trust, nick really doesn't have a monetary 'failure state' in his life. granted I have no doubt he will damage his health and squander the money leaving his kids with nothing except his enormous empty whiskey bottle collection.
I can't imagine coming over to a guy's house to swing and ending up being left by myself feeding his kids SpaghettiOs. It sounds like a Seinfeld or Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.
Aaron isn't a swinger, April is a wall hitter addicted to simping for epsilon males. She is there to get wet with Rekieta and his pillhead wife, Aaron is just the fart in the elevator.
He is a real soyjak. He made food for the kids of her wife boyfriend.
Not gonna lie, the bit of Nick ranting about butter dishes while his children are crying and then Aaron walks over to the microwave to cook SpaghettiOs is hilarious 😂
Ironically, the unfunniness of Rekieta's clip makes the edit much funnier
The random Pikmin also really adds to the experience.
Nearly every adult in that household is either a substance abuser, swinger or worse. Those poor kids.
Nick's wife's bvll feeding their neglected kids spaghettios is not a storyline I would have ever imagined.
That just makes sense for him it miracle Children services hasn't showing up on his door it's a miracle Monty hasn't called it on Nick just to fuck with him over.
That guy is no bull, he can't even make his own wife cum let alone anyone else's.
He's cucking Lady Rackets, he's Nick's boytoy.
How do millionaire kids end up eating Spaghetti-O's?
@@RealLifeIronManThe nanny fled after seeing a balldo inside the dishwasher
@danielutriabrooks477 😂 that's equally hilarious and disturbing
Yeah. He's lost interest in streaming. Dude doesn't wanna stream. He's checking out and calling out sick.
That’s ok because we have lost interest too
It became a job that required him to stick to a set schedule and please people other than himself, a trust fund narcissists worst nightmare.
I think its funnier to imagine hes canceling because his wife keeps bruising him
If the Spaghettios story is true it's crazy that kids of a wealthy family are not getting fed , this just sounds like the family has gone down the road of extreme degeneracy
Nicks hot blooded / Check it and see / He got a fever of a hundred and three / Drunkenly drove his Rustang into a tree
GUITAR!! COWBELL!! 🤟🎶‼️🎸
Foreigner? That's a thumbs up.
Hey that's that song from The Office. That's cool of you to quote an original song from the TV show The Office.
Again, if he's almost 30-40lbs underweight as he claims, that alone will cause him to get sick or at least feel heavily fatigued super often.
Can confirm. When Idid an OMAD low calorie diet I got sick more often.
Nick can get some Boost to drink it with help with the weight
Well, he has living off 1 kids sized snack bag of spicy Cheetos and liquor for months now. I can’t believe it took this long for him to start having issues.
Our wife and Nick are awful people
You hear about the cvck chair but you never expected the cvck flavored spaggetios.
Between the ceiling cat and the spaghettios, Josh’s Rekieta segments are infinitely funnier than Rekieta’s Rekieta segments.
Can someone please tell me what the ceiling cat is in reference to???
@@marybodnar4749
Rekieta has an odd, drunken mannerism of staring up at the ceiling during his streams. On the Feb 23, 2024 stream of MATI, Josh had a funny bit about Rekieta staring at cats in his ceiling.
"Chomped down meds all day"
Well that part I believe
Cocaine is technically a med, right? Alcohol is a disinfectant, right?
ITZ NAWT EVEN HUT OUT SIDE!!!
I'm a few years older than nick. Smoke like a frieght train. Haven't had so much as a cold in 4 years. My point is nick is fucked.
You should quit smoking tho
@@avarice33333 Smoking strenghtens your immune system and increases testosterone! My mother still mokes at 50+ and is built like a body builder running miles all day trust me bro its true
This is quite concerning. Nick has the resources to buy hundreds of whisky bottles but can’t afford to take care of his own family. I really hope he is being hyperbolic because it’s actually sick this is happening
Same energy as Spoony coming down with 500 different diseases as soon as his Patrons started asking where the content was.
Nick could pay for an executive chef to meal prep meals for his family, but he won’t.
Microwaving the butter dish is very telling
He’s got the stuffy nose, hoarse rough voice (only at night)… snort symptoms.
👀
I think when Nick says that is family is his number one priority, that is actually just another failed joke.
Our butter dish was made by a Colorado artist at was an half a cow upside down and the handle were the utters. I’m not explaining it right but it was badass.
My butter dish was made by Betty Crocker and comes with a screw on lid. Tupperware ftw
Another cancellation Friday from Rekieta Law... that makes weds, thurs friday cancels this week after 2 and 1/2 cancellations each of the past 2 weeks...
When I was a kid and we would be on vacation my dad would make us get out of the van 2 at a time because he would only pay for 4 hotel guests and there was 11 of us.
Wow.
jungle fever, drex must be in town
The fact that this is what he has resorted too is quite frankley really sad. I am sad for the kids.
Given the last 72 hours, this is even more surreal.
Should we come up with names for whatever health condition Nick is becoming Patient 0 for?
Excess weight loss, weird allergies that don't always show up consistently, flushes with alcohol, heat intolerance, etc.... could be mast cell activation syndrome
SUPERAIDS
Bull's Disease
I thought we called Nick’s condition “Alcoholism”?
ChlamidyAIDS?
Null's not quite right that Aaron has no kids. Aaron has a kid or two with his ex, and April has three with a previous partner. Though he is right that Aaron shouldn't be near kids.
Surprising he doesn’t know since it’s all been mentioned on the farms, he’s got 2 kids at least and a third one that his wife was pregnant with when he left her for his current wife, or something along those lines.
@@hansmoleman2666Correct. With Aaron’s ex-wife he has 3 kids, one of whom he referred to as the “oops baby”… wife pregnant but not yet delivered at time of divorce. April
has no biological children of her own. Aaron is her 1st marriage.
He's pickling himself alive. We are gonna have a crossover with Chris Chan as Nick becomes the pickle man.
He never should have put on the cursed amulet, nevermind read the enchantment that came with it
He could be developing wet brain
I was watching Side Scrollers when 3P0 invented the butter dish meme. Which was funny at the time but ppl trying to make it a thing is just lame. It's so cringe to see Nick take a month old meme and try and do a comedy routine.
Such a weird story, how can you have guests over and the kids having to go to the werido guest for food, any food because they're starving?
Nick's got like teenage kids too, doesnt he? They'll remember the good times, and resent/hate him for these times....He seems like hes beaten down and haggard, life in the fast lane catching up to him.
These mati clip segments are always the ones i anticipate the most.
Rekieta’s newer affectations sounds like Steel Toe or vice versa?
I remember when rekeita would interrupt streams for 10 to 15 minute segments because his kid needed him and no one would complain. In fact many of us were more than okay with him doing that. It was even better when drex would be on because he would entertain the audience.
Nick's try-hard attempts at comedy go on for too long and sound so forced its bordering on irritating at this point.
Bordering lol
🤣🤣uh-oh spaghetti-o's
Eating less will affect your health?
This butter dish bit went nowhere its sad
Carl from AQHF making spaghettios for the kids.
Thank you for your tireless work
Josh's Jersey voice is terrible
Jersh's regular voice is terrible lmao 😂😂
It’s a cross between a Failed Boston/NY, and Southern accent. Dude, don’t even bother.
Uh Oh SpagettiO's
It may very well be neglect, but what if his kids aren't eating because he doesn't want them to get fat?
My project of KEK by 2025 keeps coming true
His family is already ruined. Zero redemption.
Okay. So some of the kids are in their teens and NONE of them know how to make a meal? They seriously can't make spaghetti O's?
Hard disagree with Josh. *Rekt’s appearance is VASTLY IMPROVED by the pixelated-haze of 144p.* Dark as THAT is to consider…
I've never understood how a person can be both so lazy and so shameless as to give SpaghettiOs to their children
Step off. LOVED those things as a kid. Sometimes straight outta the can. Not one lazy person in my home.
The spaghettiOs aren’t the problem here, it’s the fact the parents don’t even bother to give them anything in the first place.
Bro you don't need to eat eye fillet steak or salmon every night. Sometimes a lazy/cheap dinner is okay. Plus kids love that kind of stuff.
@@ab-gail NOT a Rekieta fan AT ALL but we don't even know what the context is, when they had eaten last. Good heavens- if I had a dime for everytime my kids claim: I'm bored, I'm hungry, there's nothing to do, there's nothing to eat. And Steel Toe. Seriously, right now?
@@sandym340 you loved anything with corn syrup. you were a kid.
In Scotland we call it a Square or Lorne sausage 😂😂 just wondering what it’s called else where ?
Nicks messages about being sick sound nearly identical in tone to the callout messages i got managing employees when I was working in IT. We basically had unlimited sick days so thankfully my role I just had to make sure my team was still breathing and eventually coming to work, so i didnt have to report the obvious ones. Youd be surprised how many grandparents a person can lose in one year tho
joshes mic sounds like antique roadshow in this clip. but also nick is right about butter dish handles
I called Jamaican HIV a long time ago
So nick hates his kids, microwaves his butter dish way to long and gets sick more often than a new born first year at a day care.
this is wild.
not a nose gaurd but if you try to "Detox" even from alchohol by yourself you get sick a lot. your body starts working against itself. so maybe he is trying "get clean" so he can drink like a normal person, which would lead him back to having to detox, the addict's cycle.
It’s so unfunny and he just doesn’t stop.
Who's Jorge? What's going on?
There is a really rough virus going around, so if he’s filming his 102 degree fever I’m not going to doubt he’s sick. 100% his drink & drug (admits to taking speed to fight narcolepsy) use will weaken the immune system. Also sharing straws is how people catch hep-b in most cases, according to my mother hep-b doctor anyway.
Stress is also terrible for the immmne system, so that lawsuit by itself could cause this.
I feel bad for Nick, he’s dug himself quite a hole.
I like Josh but it's really clear he doesn't have any irl friends or female contact
Well yeah, he's getting gangstalked.
Josh created a monster with The Farms. It’s now his responsibility to guard it for the remainder of his days. It if released it into the world it would come after him 1st. It’s both a punishment and self preservation.
Sounds like a tedious excuse for social ineptitude. Occasional sex and irl socializing is hardly challenging. Good for health & mood.
@@avarice33333 I was "joshing" around.
In seriousness though, I won't fault anyone for being volcel before marriage, but he should have at least one or a few lady friends. It would seem as though he doesn't, but perhaps he's hiding them from public eyes which would be that smart thing for anyone in his situation to do.
@@Cincy32 I hope it's the case but he doesn't exactly have the attitude of someone with a healthy routine of activity and interaction.
really pathetic