But we are going somewhere... the bed is fixed to the surface of the Earth, which is both spinning and orbiting the Sun, which is orbiting the galaxy's center, which is moving towards... somewhere...
I got to be honest man your channel is probably the one place that my mind can come and completely nerd out on science and I completely appreciate you for the environment that you have created.
@@TheMule1yes but actually no, cause now the blind person uses hearing as a primary sense so he lives in a farther past than those who can see, cause sound travels at just 331m/s in air.....
Can I Just please tell you the Good news?. If Yes Know this, Jesus Christ, The son of God, God in the flesh, chose to die for you, for your sins so you can be liberated from sin. You as a human. can now choose, The offer Christ has offered for you, eternal life, Jesus Christ is offering Heaven, infront of you, I pray you choode Gods salvation, Because if you reject it you will Choose the prior, punishment. Of your own doings. Hell. Eternity in hell. God Wants you, SO BAD, to Follow him. And be saved. Choose God. And May God Be with you. Amen✝️☦️🙏🏼
It's true. 2012 was the peak for me. I'm thankful for the way things are, but I think the best is behind me already. Future could only bring the things I fear the most.
Mathematically, we are indeed going nowhere, if your starting point and finishing point are on the same spot, no matter how much you travel, your average will be zero (that only works relative to earth, if we take the universe into consideration, you're still going nowhere, but a lot faster)
Everyone tells me my hair grows really fast, and only now do I have the urge to measure my hair at different lengths to figure out exactly how quickly it grows. Thanks, Micheal.
@@Slicedcheese51 its a joke, because "Fortnight" means 14 days, but im making a joke saying you are saying it wrong and its actually "Fortnite" which is a video game popular with kids, and im acting like a kid when saying that, sorry for yapping (talking alot lol)
There you go, i just reported all 3 of the spam reply comments that were flooding the comment section of this perfectly fine comment. Have a good day. P.d. i liked your comment
Why do people keep commenting this? The reason TH-cam became as big as it did, was that it WASN'T like TV. Why do you want TH-cam to become more like TV
Bro is a editor, a teacher, a artist, a friend, a daddy, a god (just think about the power his hands hold, he can create anything) a nakama, and especially, he is him.
"You're going nowhere" is only true relative to the Earth. On a universal scale we arw hurtling through the universe at immense speed, never returning to the same spot twice.
There is no such thing as having a true universal speed at any scale. Speed can only be defined relative to some other object, and the Earth is as good a comparator to choose as anything else...
Can I Just please tell you the Good news?. If Yes Know this, Jesus Christ, The son of God, God in the flesh, chose to die for you, for your sins so you can be liberated from sin. You as a human. can now choose, The offer Christ has offered for you, eternal life, Jesus Christ is offering Heaven, infront of you, I pray you choode Gods salvation, Because if you reject it you will Choose the prior, punishment. Of your own doings. Hell. Eternity in hell. God Wants you, SO BAD, to Follow him. And be saved. Choose God. And May God Be with you. Amen✝️☦️🙏🏼
@@Ssesshoumaru69 I pray you know that this has a lot do with your life. But ill answer. Your comment talks about Future, the future does exist. and in the future you will die, you will come face to face with Jesus Christ and he will Judge you. And send you to either heaven or hell, According to hoe you lived and chose.
Yes but also no since a meter is actually defined by the distance light travels in 1/299792458 second, so this is actually more connected to the metric system than any freedom units.
How do you know the planet isn't stationary? Depending on the reference point any planet can be stationary. Maybe Earth is objectively stationary in relation to some multiverse reference and the whole space blasts around us? We will never know.
@@sven679because the path of the earth around the sun is an accelerated motion so a reference frame where the earth is stationary would not be inertial.
@@flori5296 In our universe. What if there are multiple universes and our universe moves just in a way that makes earth stationary? Of course this is just purely hypothetical and very unlikely, but you know. If the chance is not zero, there's always a possibility.
If you find it sad, you might not have a very strong intuition of just how small a billionth is, which is normal. Don't worry, you're local to everything that will ever be part of your life.
@@user-fs1lc2cj5s What’s that supposed to mean ? Beep-boop-beep-boop, I guess I can’t offer a genuine compliment ? Has the Internet soured your soul that much ?
Mister, I would like to add the fact of relative velocity, you go nowhere in your respect, and when you walk, you don't go forth, but the ground goes back!
"You're going nowhere."
I mean, that was never up for debate.
Well the earth moved....and the solar system...and the galaxy....
@@Quasimodo-mq8twexactly you're not moving the universe is
@@C47i0u5h3ro but we're in earth and earth moved today so we did go somewhere
@@moonstarmaster but the place you're going to is nowhere like if you go to the middle of a dessert it's still nowhere
@@C47i0u5h3ro a dessert is a place though and we did move
"YOURE GOING NOWHERE." thanks for the reminder vsauce
I travelled hundreds of miles through the galaxy while watching this video.
how did you even get 115 likes in 6 minutes
@@azcomicgeek I'm sorry to hear that.
His name is Michael, zoomer
But we are going somewhere... the bed is fixed to the surface of the Earth, which is both spinning and orbiting the Sun, which is orbiting the galaxy's center, which is moving towards... somewhere...
The no beard vsauce was the biggest jumpscare ive had for a while
For real, he should never lose his beard.
Same having seen him with a beard for years then seeing him without a beard is really scary
😭
Nah it makes him look younger
Michael without the beard: *science teacher*
Michael with a beard: *science teacher but divorced*
I got to be honest man your channel is probably the one place that my mind can come and completely nerd out on science and I completely appreciate you for the environment that you have created.
“Just one more short for the night”
**Vsauce wishing me goodnight reminding me how insignificant I am**
we having an existential crisis with this one!!🗣🗣💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥
Bro I'm in bed too 😭😭😭
Today this was me lol
He's not wrong
I'm just up, what an excellent way to start your day. The crisis stays all day.
Therapist: “You can’t keep living in the past. Move forward”
Michael:
😂
Absolute perfection
"move forward" hmm
"to the light"
I think Michael is so different than everyone else he gets to live whenever the fuck he wants
Beardless Vsauce can’t hurt me
Beardless Vsauce can’t hurt me
He’s behind you
Or can he?
turn around
@@jaxionmaxomus4315 or is he?
Bro I got jump scared😭
Micheal, I'm sad give me some hope.
Micheal: you are going nowhere
Vsauce just became my therapist when my card declined
TheRapist
i’m weakkk
Rtttt 😂😂😂😂😂
Nah 2 replies but 3.5 likes someone comment
He combines fun, science and depression perfectly
hello bill
@@Normalperson1367øk!
Depression???
@@YodaWhat oui depression!
he's like the real life riddler
_"Stop living in the past!"_
Impossible.
Blind person: "hold my beer"
@@TheMule1yes but actually no, cause now the blind person uses hearing as a primary sense so he lives in a farther past than those who can see, cause sound travels at just 331m/s in air.....
Can I Just please tell you the Good news?. If Yes Know this, Jesus Christ, The son of God, God in the flesh, chose to die for you, for your sins so you can be liberated from sin. You as a human. can now choose, The offer Christ has offered for you, eternal life, Jesus Christ is offering Heaven, infront of you, I pray you choode Gods salvation, Because if you reject it you will Choose the prior, punishment. Of your own doings. Hell. Eternity in hell. God Wants you, SO BAD, to Follow him. And be saved. Choose God. And May God Be with you. Amen✝️☦️🙏🏼
@@Jesus_Christ_Is_Lord09cool spam, counter argument: no one asked
What we did ask tho is for yall to stop
K
“You don’t see things the way they are, you only see the universe as it was” truly inspiring words
Just got told that I’m living in the past and am going no where. Thanks Michael
😂
It's true. 2012 was the peak for me.
I'm thankful for the way things are, but I think the best is behind me already. Future could only bring the things I fear the most.
😔👌
Mathematically, we are indeed going nowhere, if your starting point and finishing point are on the same spot, no matter how much you travel, your average will be zero (that only works relative to earth, if we take the universe into consideration, you're still going nowhere, but a lot faster)
You're welcome
I'm still not convinced this man ISN'T a psychopath
The white room fucked him up seriously badly
Nah watch the history channel about doomsday they like get the biggest smiles while explaining everyone’s demise
@@CircusFoxxo Everything has a reason! 😢😮😊
Same 😂😂 imagine if hes literally not even smart, hes just a psychopath with a following. Just a huge troll 😂
Yep! He seems legit sus.
Vsauce without his beard and mustache looks so cursed 💀
That how he was about 10 year plus ago
What do you mean cursd?
Cursed*@@Uweisr
@SpaceCoffee700 oh
Either than looking 60 with a beard, without beard he looks 80 😭
Sometimes, this guy makes me feel doubtful of my own existence.
Jokes apart, he provides great educative content
"You're going nowhere."
Sir, I'm on a rock going around a star going around a super-massive black hole.
Relatively speaking, I'm zoomin
E
That means you're cheating, so now I get to sue you.
Agreed
Ugh. Zoomers.
All that matters to me is where you are relatively to me not to some blackhole, you're going nowhere
Everyone tells me my hair grows really fast, and only now do I have the urge to measure my hair at different lengths to figure out exactly how quickly it grows. Thanks, Micheal.
E
Lmfao Same.
How fast does it grow? It been 3 months theres no excuses
A TV commercial I've been seeing recently talks about head hair growing nearly 600 miles in a lifetime. Beard hair seems to grow a bit faster!
Michael without glasses isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.
Michael without glasses:
Without beard is more cursed.
🗿
@@shivamjaiswal439 without glasses he looks menacing, without a beard he looks like a supermarket employee.
Or is it?
I had this paused at the beginning when I read this 😂
Man you cheer me up, thank you 😊
I truly appreciate that this man exists and is doing what he does.
He is a figment of our shared imagination
He exist.
Or did he?
Hundredth like.
@@baloch5496an egregor of our collective unconscious if you will
@@trippdawg3337 I'd say we're pretty conscious about it. And we allow it.
"Hey Vsauce, Micheal here."
"Your submarine is safe...
or is it?"
Nice😂
"Hey, vsause Micheal here. your home security is great... or is it?"
*iconic vsauce music plays*
*implodes*
"Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?"
Seeing Vsauce without his beard screaming silently genuinely made me flinch so hard
Genie: State your wish Me: I wish I was as smart as V sauce (off topic I know)
its a classic
Bro Vsauce is so out of context In text in a good way
"I trimmed by beard yesterday, so I'm feeling a bit like a baby today."
Dr Seuss got some competition
Bot comment with bot replies, huh...
@Hansik_squigWH the comment isn't a bot if you are talking about π
@@Hansik_squigWH Not a bot comment with ragebait bot replies.
@UTTPEmperorMAPPridewtf
@djjekerldm no
I liked the part where he turned into a biblically accurate angel for a couple seconds.
He's missing the wings😅
that is his true form but nerfed to be perceivable to human eyes.
Biblically accurate Angels I think it has no wings but full of Eye balls@@slackersama9684
This made me laugh more than it should had
😂 underrated comment
Sometimes, I have no idea what the fuck dude is talking about but I'm here for it anyway
U written what I am thinking I don't understand what he said
Yes *Vsauce* talks in 11 Dimensional Language some times 😅
and every video he just gets more aggressive with it😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂 YES😂😂😂😂😂
Its physichs, your work will amount to zero when you cross the same you started, even if you actually did work. Such for a 400 m race for example
I paused the video on his clean shaven face ... And have been staring at it for the past hour. 😊😍
I feel threatened by that "You're going *_nowhere."_*
Edit: This won't be a like edit anymore, but🥖
Who runs these bots??
@@kashmirandal6282 fr man these bots are tweaking
😭
Not even funny anymore can youtube do their job?
@UTTPEmperorMAPPride no you didn't
He’s wrong, the planet is moving through space. Boom.
*"That's 2.4 fortnights"*
Me laughing at this statement with only 2 hours of sleep and 500 grams of caffeine on my bloodstream:
I don't think it should be on your blood stream
As a caffeine addict myself, I'm telling you it's not a good idea bro..
2.44 actually
500 grams……… how are you alive, my friend
@@aqimjulayhi8798or is he
Loved the face at the end like he was ending a FaceTime call
Vsauce without beards and mustache isn't real, it can't hurt you.
Vsauce without beards and mustache:
It's still there?
Bro I audibly screamed when I saw it
The way I yelled “NO!”
When he said he trimmed his beard. ITS TOO MAJESTIC TO BE TRIMMED!
I know I thought he was cutting it OFF 😭
trimming is not shaving it.
@@ashadowintime7305but then he literally shows himself clean shaven. Did you not even watch a one minute video?
@@nielskersic328 still not what trimming means.
@@ashadowintime7305he never said trimmed he said shaved
"Fortnight"
*Maniacal laughter*
it literally just means 14 days
@@Slicedcheese51
"Fort, night"
-John Elden Ring
@@Slicedcheese51 ermm actually its pronounced "Fortnite" 🤓
@@CowboyCaleb64 i didn't even mention pronunciation but alright cool
@@Slicedcheese51 its a joke, because "Fortnight" means 14 days, but im making a joke saying you are saying it wrong and its actually "Fortnite" which is a video game popular with kids, and im acting like a kid when saying that, sorry for yapping (talking alot lol)
I like how passionate and intense he is,i learn sonething new everytime
Existential time (30 seconds): how long it takes vsauce to give you an existential crisis
1 minute? SCREW YOU!
There you go, i just reported all 3 of the spam reply comments that were flooding the comment section of this perfectly fine comment. Have a good day.
P.d. i liked your comment
Yeah
@UTTPEmperorMAPPrideokay 👍
@UTTPEmperorMAPPride get help
"fort, knight" - A man much wiser than any of us
Mist or beast
fortnite
@UTTPEmperorMAPPrideOk i won't my heart won't stop 😌
A god, not a man, a god
Miss Turbees
Can we all just appreciate the longevity of this man?
It's very wholesome that he's still giving up these trippy videos. Love em
Protec at all cost
Thanks for being real, exciting, and totally rad. Peace brother
Beardless Vsauce is terrifying
@PikwikCarson Okay bro, I won't. I trust ya.
I wasn't ready for it
HIS. NAME. IS. MICHAEL.
@PikwikCarsoncan you make that 5 minutes
@@joshyoung1440 I doubt it
Somebody give this guy an hour long TV program.
There's very few people as mind-nourishing as this dude.
They did. He promptly lost his mind in the isolation episode.
Hour long episodes were more stressful to produce and he prefers making VSauce videos (all stuff he said in the Truth Serum episode of Mind Field)
youtube red
Why do people keep commenting this? The reason TH-cam became as big as it did, was that it WASN'T like TV. Why do you want TH-cam to become more like TV
@@dcj991
I love that you are so up to date on the LORE 😌
this is where amazing things happen 💁🏾♀️
"You need to grow up and stop living in the past!"
"I can't. I'm always in the past."
E
Or am I?
Bro is a editor, a teacher, a artist, a friend, a daddy, a god (just think about the power his hands hold, he can create anything) a nakama, and especially, he is him.
"Fear Me Not"
- The eye reflections at the end of the scale
vsauce is biblically accurate
Jesus is the only way to salvation ❤❤❤
Vsauce reveals his true form
Teacher: the army attacked the fort at night
My brain with 200mg of caffeine and 0 hours of sleep:
BAHAHAHAHAYAYAHAYAHA
the evil scary dillar:
XDDDD
Fortnite fornite Fortnite fortnite Fortnite fornite Fortnite fornite Fortnite fortnite Fortnite fornite Fortnite fortnite Fortnite fornite Fortnite fortnite
But fr, why is everything 3x funnier when tired
His eye through the ruler looked like a biblically accurate angel!
Do not be afraid. HEY! I SAID DO NOT BE AFRAID!!!!
Exactly!
@@NightBazaar WHY ARE YOU RUNNING!?
@@Taima Same reason as you! It's floating and spinning around, all covered with eyeballs! It doesn't look very friendly!
@@NightBazaar oh but demons just look soooooo cooooool
this man goes hard on the paint in these ❤
"You're going nowhere" is only true relative to the Earth. On a universal scale we arw hurtling through the universe at immense speed, never returning to the same spot twice.
Relative to what? Lol
@@juanquireyes6703to space, other stars, galaxies, etc. Take a pick
@@juanquireyes6703"relative" has different definitions, it's not just your uncle.
There is no such thing as having a true universal speed at any scale. Speed can only be defined relative to some other object, and the Earth is as good a comparator to choose as anything else...
Amem
"You should move on and think about the future"
Vsauce:
Future exist.
It's just that everything you experience is in the past.
Can I Just please tell you the Good news?. If Yes Know this, Jesus Christ, The son of God, God in the flesh, chose to die for you, for your sins so you can be liberated from sin. You as a human. can now choose, The offer Christ has offered for you, eternal life, Jesus Christ is offering Heaven, infront of you, I pray you choode Gods salvation, Because if you reject it you will Choose the prior, punishment. Of your own doings. Hell. Eternity in hell. God Wants you, SO BAD, to Follow him. And be saved. Choose God. And May God Be with you. Amen✝️☦️🙏🏼
@@Jesus_Christ_Is_Lord09 How foes this Relate to my comment??
@@Ssesshoumaru69 I pray you know that this has a lot do with your life. But ill answer. Your comment talks about Future, the future does exist. and in the future you will die, you will come face to face with Jesus Christ and he will Judge you. And send you to either heaven or hell, According to hoe you lived and chose.
This guy always scares the shi* out of me! And I still love him😭
Gaaaay!!!!
@@AllaBader01 says the guy with pink pfp🤡
@@adi7y4 it is not pink, it's purple, you anti purple people.
It sucks when u wanna leave a real response to a comment on YT & when u open it, it's just buffoonery.
@@SaintShion Sorry for this! These people want to bring me down to there level😂
Yeah, you're definitely family. 😄
*BearHugz* 🐻🤗🐻
I swear vsuace is the only youtuber i know who can turn a video about beard hair into an existential crisis
😂😂😂😂😂
The epitome of "anything but the metric system"
Walai😂
Yeah but this is cool, so I'd give it a pass.
Yes but also no since a meter is actually defined by the distance light travels in 1/299792458 second, so this is actually more connected to the metric system than any freedom units.
But this is the correct way to calculate a metere.
Americans just hate the rest of the world.
The planet isn't stationary, I blast through space every moment of my life.
How do you know the planet isn't stationary? Depending on the reference point any planet can be stationary.
Maybe Earth is objectively stationary in relation to some multiverse reference and the whole space blasts around us? We will never know.
@@sven679because the path of the earth around the sun is an accelerated motion so a reference frame where the earth is stationary would not be inertial.
@sven679 it's a safe bet that the entire galaxy is not orbiting us. We movin. We spinnin. Quit frontin, and eat hot chip.
@@flori5296 In our universe. What if there are multiple universes and our universe moves just in a way that makes earth stationary?
Of course this is just purely hypothetical and very unlikely, but you know. If the chance is not zero, there's always a possibility.
Stuck inside the earths inertial frame 😅
Americans will love that ruler.
You know when "Moon Men" stops playing, things get serious.
Do you happen to know the name of the song that follows?
What an existential kick in the nuts. Thank you Michael
we got vsauce's fortnite beard before gta 6 🗣🔥
shut up
Fortnite? Like the game😂😭
@@MexicansONP no shit Sherlock
Unfunny.
@@JamesParkOfficial ikr
Thanks Vsauce to Remind me that Light wouldn't take half a Nanosecond to go through my thing.
“You’re going nowhere” Thanks for making me realize what I’ve already realized
Who's living in the past now, VSauce?
I love that crazed look in your eyes when you said "But look at the trimmings!" 😂
Fun fact: His name is Michael, and we are Vsauce.
nah i'm pretty sure he says hey to his own channel.
@UTTPEmperorMAPPride oh wow yep so good!
His name is Michael. Or... is it?
Maybe the real Vsauce is the friends we gained along the way...
what?
"Biblically accurate angel vsauce isn't real it can't hurt you"
Biblically accurate angel vsauce:
This man is giving existential crisis ...
He is the crisis and the crisis experiencer at once
@@howardhavardramberg333 Real.
Jokes on him. I have plenty in my closet.
Vsauce in Fortnite goes crazy
“You only live in the past” and “you’re going nowhere” are quite the demotivational quotes
It's so satisfying watching Vsause shave his beard
“You’re going nowhere”
I’m fully aware
fan from ii :mind_blow:
Class 180
Vsauce turning off the camera never gets old
The way he ended the video felt like it was a threat
@UTTPEmperorMAPPridebruh you fr?
@UTTPEmperorMAPPride”Or is it?”
*knowledge vsauce music begins to play*@@SeanLin-l4x
@@SeanLin-l4x*cue vsause music*
I would’ve loved to have this man as my high school science teacher! What fun 🎉
Just the reminder I needed, almost went and did something productive today. Thanks!
parents just kicked me out of the house, at least my average velocity for the day will increase
Sorry to hear that bro, I hope you can find yourself a living, praying for you brother.
Velocity is a vector, it can't increase. You should say that the magnitude of average velocity increases to be more acurate.
Baby vsauce cannot hurt you...
U sure buddy ?
So many bots…
Thank you for telling me everything opposite that my therapist has this is very helpful
I like when he seems pissed off out of nowhere
That "only experiencing life in the past" fact will always stick with me. Its just so... interesting and in a way a bit sad? Honestly I'm unsure
You'll still see all of it. Why rush
@@jaffa3717not ALL of it.
If you find it sad, you might not have a very strong intuition of just how small a billionth is, which is normal. Don't worry, you're local to everything that will ever be part of your life.
Watch out for Langoliers 😮😮!
dont forget that the human reaction time is about 200 milliseconds, so everything you experience is also in the past
I felt threatened by thst last line because I'm in bed watching this lol
Me rn
Same
It's impossible not to love this guy 😂
I know right
I tried, I failed.
There is no ruler long enough to measure how much we love your content Mr. V ! !
@UTTPEmperorMAPPrideOr is it?
r u mentally ok
holy fuck these bots are atrocious
just report the bots and ignore them don't reply to them guys
@@user-fs1lc2cj5s What’s that supposed to mean ? Beep-boop-beep-boop, I guess I can’t offer a genuine compliment ? Has the Internet soured your soul that much ?
Of course, you can never watch a v-sauce video without having an existential crisis
When he looked in it I got reminded of those angels with multiple eyes on their body
what scares me the most is that vsauce doesn’t seem to blink not even once 💀
True
What if he's blinking when you're blinking
Or does he?
@@DECONBOMBthat would be terrifying fr
His eyebrows do😂
Hah, I just moved out and got into college, I DID go somewhere Micheal 🗣️‼️
I hope you succeed and do well :)
bros winning, good luck for ya dude
Bro legit looked unhinged when he ended the video 😂😂😂
He looked like he was running from a mob
Mister, I would like to add the fact of relative velocity, you go nowhere in your respect, and when you walk, you don't go forth, but the ground goes back!
I’m convinced that this man is the dad of the kid who explained the 4th dimension
I was always told I'm going no where🎉🎉🎉 glad you were here to prove it finally 😊
michael's got us for 3 minutes, we aint going no where
I love the way you thinking man you are nice smart man from Egypt with love
I was JUST getting over my existential crisis thanks Michael 😂
Biblically accurate Michael Vsaucehere be like:
Beardless Vsauce jumpscare
Who's Vsauce? All I see is Michael Stevens.
Mr bean
vsauce talks like I do when I’m really excited about a topic
"Beardless Vsauce isn't real, he can't hurt you!"
Beardless Vsauce :
That tool make your eyes lookin like them angels that says "don't be afraid"
Biblically accurate Vsauce
That last bit was so raw and personal, wth man, what did I do to you? 😂
Yeah, once again thanks for reminding me of my ongoing existential crisis
Existential dread with every bite love you Michael 💯
Why did that seem like a personal attack at the end there 😭