I've got two adult nieces that flipped the script; they are far better-endowed than their mother. Funny how somehow Dad is responsible for the Breast Fairy visits to his daughters.
I love Living with gamer girl and hipster girl. I watch him on DevaintArt but he hasn't been posting on there in a while but he still does on his website.
1:28 Can confirm, my ex girlfriend did that pose while drinking beer on our first date, the day after she said she was pregnant. I began to cry for the baby because I know how hard it is to be fatherless.
Plain wrong. Navigators of the sea had to measure the distance between horizon and the sun to determine their position. Sextants nowadays have a filter to ptotect your eyesight. In the old days, they used a ruler. They messed up one of their eyes by staring into the sun and therefore wore the eyepatch.
7:21 The genie would simply leave without making any wishes bc that’s literally the process. What happens first takes priority so: 1st>altered 2nd>3rd>ignored 1st>2nd>null 3rd which makes it so you don’t get crap.
I’m trying to follow the logic, the first wish is to “do the opposite of the second wish.” The second wish is to “not fulfill the third one,” so the opposite would be to fulfill it. Then the final wish of “ignore the first one” gets granted and we hit a paradox as wish 1 has already been granted, if you were to grant it then that means you don’t do the opposite of 2 so you then don’t fulfill wish 3, repeat. For an even faster version of this, just wish for your wish to not be granted.
@@kerbe3 No repeat at all, the “loop” only works once and then the wishes are over, it’s just a “Congratulations! You successfully wasted three wishes!”.
@@WhiteWomanSlasher wish 1: do opposite of wish 2 Wish 2: do not fulfill wish three. Wish 3: Ignore first wish. So, 1 is granted, making 2 reverse its meaning, reversing 2 means 3 is granted. However, if 3 is granted, then 1 is ignored. If 1 is ignored, 2 doesn’t change the initial meaning thus leading to 3 not being granted. With 3 no longer granted, 1 takes effect once again, thus reversing 2 causing 3 to go unfulfilled leading back to 1 once again no longer being ignored etc. etc. etc.
@@kerbe3 Thing is, it didn’t specify if the 3rd wish was continuous or an instant effect. I kinda see things like if they were Yu-Gi-Oh! cards so for me wish 3 was a one time use wish, and once the chain was on round 2 wish 2 simply canceled wish 3 but not the effect it had before, making the chain over once wish 2 ended since wish 2 basically just skips wish 3 instead of “doing the opposite” like wish 1.
"THIS. SENTENCE. IS. FALSE! _Don't think about it. Don't think about it. Don't think about it. Don't think about-"_ "Uh... True. Now that wasn't so hard..." - PotatOS and Wheatley. Paradoxes.
Dont blame the black people from the 4th dimention blame their owner! Wait no not their owner The owners owners owners owners- and i realized this goes on forever
2:40 I just imagine dying in an alley wayne-style, and the last thing you see is a coca cola ad. I would get up, dismantle the whole company, and after that faceplant into my grave.
*Clicks on video and then to the comments.* “Welp, time to scroll through the comments to find that one person who puts the timestamp for the thumbnail.”
4:25 Judging by his name he would probably give me cuddles instead..... But i ain't messing with pumkin.....that dog obviously hunt wolves for breakfast.....
1:16 OK. I'd never thought I'd say this. But this literally hit close to home. This is the high school I went to (in the 80s). Fun fact: It was named the second most violent high school in the city around 2015.
@@Customized_Kuromimiddle-right one is cousins. Though, they didn't actually end up together. Initially in first versions of script they were supposed to be just friends without blood relations and then slowly become romantically invested in each other, but then someone understood that being a friend is not enough of a reason to a girl to go on a road adventure with a boy and his grandfather, so she was made a cousin and romantic line was scrapped, because not everywhere in America such relationship between cousins is encouraged.
Kid:"Do the opposite of my next wish" Geni: "sure kid" Kid:"Don't fulfil my third wish" Geni: Ok "Do Fail your third wish" Kid:"ignore my first wish" Geni: "Do the opposite of my next wish" ✅ "Do Fail your third wish" ✅ -"ignore my first wish"- failed ✅ Geni: "ok weird, but you wishes have been granted"
I was out walking my dogs and a pretty young lady complimented my coat. I still smile to myself whenever I think about it... It happened over three years ago.
It's not even racist it's just the truth Like bro how much of a down bad loser you have to be to turn your Vaporeon white I'm not going after anyone and I also apologize
two things wrong with the Destined couples post, one is the obvious joke the other is Jake Long doesn't end up with her as in the last episode she's about to cease existing so he wishes that the huntsman never found her (she was kidnapped as a kid) and they don't end up together.
11:12 why does bro literally look like the *OFFICIAL* X-MAN whose only power is you forget he exists if you look away from him. I don't remember his name
Nintendo never was as fast as coming up with fiancé for Sidon and removing the need to dress as gerudo to enter the town as after seeing the Breath of the Wild rule34 and fanarts. What they don't realise is that damage is already done😅 P.S.: surprised that Nice Ass or whatever her name that was together with 2B in Nier: Automata isn't in the picture... 9S, you say? Ok... what do you mean by "he"?
ok, I know the woman becoming Vaporeon is definitely a wait hol' up moment. but in today's relationship 'market' it would be cheaper to buy a Nintendo switch to play Pokemon or just any device to watch Pokemon then end up in a relationship that is going to do nothing but drag you through the mud in both mental and financial states.
"What else did you expect from me?"
Genes mom, the genes
I've got two adult nieces that flipped the script; they are far better-endowed than their mother. Funny how somehow Dad is responsible for the Breast Fairy visits to his daughters.
The family curse ends with mum
@@markh.6687 lucky them
Flat is Justice
I love Living with gamer girl and hipster girl. I watch him on DevaintArt but he hasn't been posting on there in a while but he still does on his website.
1:28
Can confirm, my ex girlfriend did that pose while drinking beer on our first date, the day after she said she was pregnant.
I began to cry for the baby because I know how hard it is to be fatherless.
oop-
💀
Day after? 😂
3:46 Fun fact: eyepatches don't always mean a missing eye in pirate ages. Most pirates wear them to condition themselves for night vision.
yo thanks for the info
Plain wrong. Navigators of the sea had to measure the distance between horizon and the sun to determine their position. Sextants nowadays have a filter to ptotect your eyesight. In the old days, they used a ruler. They messed up one of their eyes by staring into the sun and therefore wore the eyepatch.
allegedly so they can see in the powder room without a torch. Which might be problematic otherwise.
@@bosskeith1aye we star'ed doin' that after old Barney blew his own damn ship
+1 intimate
0:46 Boob guys out here taking double losses
Considering she'd have no way of breathing or eating... well, cannibals are gonna be eating well tonight...
real 😔
Okay guys, I got here as soon as could
Welcome to the memes fellow brother
I didn’t 😈
@@justancomment4279Same 😈
Ok good job
69th like
Accept Jesus please
0:57 "coincidence? i dont think so"
15:11 well, when your line of work may get you hurt, having a few people that work in the hospital as your friends sounds like a plan.
Three of those were men in Disguise man.
7:21
The genie would simply leave without making any wishes bc that’s literally the process.
What happens first takes priority so:
1st>altered 2nd>3rd>ignored 1st>2nd>null 3rd which makes it so you don’t get crap.
I’m trying to follow the logic, the first wish is to “do the opposite of the second wish.” The second wish is to “not fulfill the third one,” so the opposite would be to fulfill it. Then the final wish of “ignore the first one” gets granted and we hit a paradox as wish 1 has already been granted, if you were to grant it then that means you don’t do the opposite of 2 so you then don’t fulfill wish 3, repeat.
For an even faster version of this, just wish for your wish to not be granted.
@@kerbe3 No repeat at all, the “loop” only works once and then the wishes are over, it’s just a “Congratulations! You successfully wasted three wishes!”.
@@WhiteWomanSlasher wish 1: do opposite of wish 2
Wish 2: do not fulfill wish three.
Wish 3: Ignore first wish.
So, 1 is granted, making 2 reverse its meaning, reversing 2 means 3 is granted. However, if 3 is granted, then 1 is ignored. If 1 is ignored, 2 doesn’t change the initial meaning thus leading to 3 not being granted. With 3 no longer granted, 1 takes effect once again, thus reversing 2 causing 3 to go unfulfilled leading back to 1 once again no longer being ignored etc. etc. etc.
@@kerbe3 Thing is, it didn’t specify if the 3rd wish was continuous or an instant effect.
I kinda see things like if they were Yu-Gi-Oh! cards so for me wish 3 was a one time use wish, and once the chain was on round 2 wish 2 simply canceled wish 3 but not the effect it had before, making the chain over once wish 2 ended since wish 2 basically just skips wish 3 instead of “doing the opposite” like wish 1.
"THIS. SENTENCE. IS. FALSE! _Don't think about it. Don't think about it. Don't think about it. Don't think about-"_
"Uh... True. Now that wasn't so hard..."
- PotatOS and Wheatley. Paradoxes.
6:38. "Don't blame black people, blame their owner"
That's the joke, it's a TERRIBLE analogy.
Dont blame the black people from the 4th dimention blame their owner! Wait no not their owner
The owners owners owners owners- and i realized this goes on forever
@@guardianhero6124 Just read the owner's manual - you'll be fine.
2:40 I just imagine dying in an alley wayne-style, and the last thing you see is a coca cola ad.
I would get up, dismantle the whole company, and after that faceplant into my grave.
9:25 hit hard.
My post graduate job search is at 1800 aplications.
I still manage about ten a week but I get suicidal when I job hunt these days.
9:45 **Well, actually....**
The meaning is 'for the sake of fuck', so it should be 'for fuck's sake'.
Exactly, it's possessive, so you have to have the apostrophe.
So the first one for me is like the complete opposite like my mom is flat but me and all my gal siblings got absolute bonkers
*Clicks on video and then to the comments.*
“Welp, time to scroll through the comments to find that one person who puts the timestamp for the thumbnail.”
4:25 Judging by his name he would probably give me cuddles instead.....
But i ain't messing with pumkin.....that dog obviously hunt wolves for breakfast.....
1:16 OK. I'd never thought I'd say this. But this literally hit close to home. This is the high school I went to (in the 80s). Fun fact: It was named the second most violent high school in the city around 2015.
2:06
See, that's not the time of consumption, that's the average ages at which you CAN swallow the legos safely
5:10 i have downloaded that one.
It now resides in my trash folder...
4:30 Is that Link I see wearing Make-up ??? 💀💀
There's also astolfo and cloud, both got a dick
Yes and he's making me act unwise
Femboy Link is everything I want and need in life.
@@zeanyt2372One word = GRASS
Cloud's there too.
5:24 if you say “well maybe he doesn’t do sus stuff with the Pokémon!” Vaporeon is white brother, you know what that means.
If i was that old lady's cat i would wait a day just to make sure.
3:05 : she says "My clothes My choice"
يسطا قلتلهم ليه
@@GRAVKENvetter
Bruh what happend?!😂 0:08
9:58 my brain didint register but even though it didnt register sweet home alabama started playing
Man the only show I ever watched of this line up was teen titans. Can you please explain the joke.
@@Customized_Kuromimiddle-right one is cousins.
Though, they didn't actually end up together. Initially in first versions of script they were supposed to be just friends without blood relations and then slowly become romantically invested in each other, but then someone understood that being a friend is not enough of a reason to a girl to go on a road adventure with a boy and his grandfather, so she was made a cousin and romantic line was scrapped, because not everywhere in America such relationship between cousins is encouraged.
Kid:"Do the opposite of my next wish"
Geni: "sure kid"
Kid:"Don't fulfil my third wish"
Geni: Ok "Do Fail your third wish"
Kid:"ignore my first wish"
Geni:
"Do the opposite of my next wish" ✅
"Do Fail your third wish" ✅
-"ignore my first wish"- failed ✅
Geni: "ok weird, but you wishes have been granted"
10:18 Most men get compliments so rarely that they will remember one that they got way back in Highschool.
Ya
Yep
Still waiting for mine to happen... It'll be so sweet.
@@Trehlas If you get a cool hat, you can be complimented on the hat. Works for me.
I was out walking my dogs and a pretty young lady complimented my coat. I still smile to myself whenever I think about it... It happened over three years ago.
5:23 the vaporeon is white 💀
💀
I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that
Did you know that
It's not even racist it's just the truth
Like bro how much of a down bad loser you have to be to turn your Vaporeon white
I'm not going after anyone and I also apologize
15:14 that is Natsuki who is in fact female
yeah. thats what i was going to write.
0:25 that's true I know 1st hand
0:50: “exists”
Me struggling to resist asking for the sauce:
Overlord season 2
berserk
@@danielduarte9644it’s Overlord Season 2
@@randomguy9966 thnx I wanted to know
@@danielduarte9644 it ain't berserk. I watched it alr
0:20 this made me get a calculator app
Same?? :0
how does that make you get a calculator app, it has nothing to do with math
@@casongriffe to figure out the age difference between the mom and the dad at the time the kid was “made”
@@Infamous_cricket_1 I understand but at 0:20 it only showed that TV static vid instead of the meme itself
There's something to be said for all this, but I'm somewhat sleep-deprived, and unable to figure out what I should say.
Unpossible
@@michellebrock9936 I could say something, but it would likely be very, very bad, awful, and horrible without taking precautions of actually thinking.
@@markh.6687 oh?? Intrigue.
@@michellebrock9936 Trust me, 'tis better to let this particular sleeping dog lie undisturbed.
@@markh.6687 alright. Alright.
4:24 There is 2 posibilities
1) you are going to die
2) you will need to outrun flash
Clouds are the perfect assassins, they can literally kill you at the speed of light and suffer no repercussions
Lightning doesn't move at the speed of light...
@@K.O.Artimations doesn't make a difference now that it has decided to smite you
11:11 - while I agree, you still look good bro lol
At 5:24 charizard is going "I am about to end this man's whole career"
Lmao
You can't be doing my man Homey the Clown like that.
the second one☠️💀
2:59 Sauce: Kono Kaisha ni Suki na Hito ga Imasu
thank you kindly stranger.
The cat, mate! What about the cat!?
5:31 I had to re play that one three times before it clicked lol.
Still don’t get it
@@trumankim6484 a water molecule has two hydrogen atoms. Our solar system has just the one star. You know, the sun.
9:59 bro ben ten and his cousin what in the fu-💀
3:06 It says What to wear, I decide
In other words I wear what I want
11:27 That is Persian not arabic
5:24
The vaporeon turned white cuz he pulled out enough
Don't let the Israeli Palestinian conflict distract you from the fact that Ezekiel won Total Drama World Tour.
4:26 And top left corner! 😂
The fact the bottom right didn't catch your attention, smh...
It's AI image?
nah ignore it we dont talk about this
4:30 im pretty sure 3 of them are guys
correct
Technical term is twink
Even better
0:45 Bro gonna be so excited to go to Silent Hill
7:13 bro I thought about that while trying to sleep 😭
12:30 BRO, I THOUGHT OF THAT 3 YEARS AGO
5:24 care to explain why the Vaporeon is white?
11:18 those are nukes buddy 💀
15:03 Adressed him as "Sureño"
The thumbnail, GET HIM OUT OF THERE
5:23
Oh! I'm sorry, Leon. What was your roster in your final match with Ash?
You have no room to talk, "champion."
either that student has absolutely horrid taste or he is traumatized for life.
9:59
Ayo- bro he is her cousin. Wait that's better-
Indeed
0:39 his face😂
5:10 I'm searching that sh@t right now
Fr 💀
@@ItzAshfireit exists….. best 10 hours of my life
@@MDFOX34 send the link 💀
11:27 how the heck can you make a painting that says “go f#ck yourself” in Arabic letters but English writing
4:31 femboy link making me get the lotion😂
3:20 4:06 7:15 9:55 12:24
Can anyone tell me the thumbnail name?
No
Where's the cat
5:31
OH YOU GOTTA BE FU-
Big bird wtf, You`re fired >:{
6:39 the paraphrasing did not make that sound better
4:53 i dont think thats... oh my god i think im about to throw up-
9:47 neither. F*ck is possessive, not plural. Take "For Pete's sake" as an example.
Making it "For f*ck's sake"
5:25 Huh i thought Vapereon Shiny was purplish.
Lime green, actually
9:58 TF bro they are causes (ban ten)
Even better
Bro ben and gwen are COUSINS
9:05 i expected her to become a ps5
3:56 it should be Detroit
3:05 "what i wear is what i decide"
4:30** "I blame video games for my taste in women" shows a list with at least 3 guys on it. I mean i approve of the 3, dont get me wrong
I wanna see a sailor be dressed like esdeath now
1:12 That’s a strange looking cat
4:29 that first one ain’t a woman 💀
two things wrong with the Destined couples post, one is the obvious joke the other is Jake Long doesn't end up with her as in the last episode she's about to cease existing so he wishes that the huntsman never found her (she was kidnapped as a kid) and they don't end up together.
I would be disappointed too 5:25
2:13 The cheater got cheated on.
3:06 Pervert.
4:30 How did you get attracted to Robots?
The hell was ur drink ACID!? 13:29
5:24 come on dude .... wait why is meowscrada is here this is gen 8 not 9
Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa hey hey hey hey hey hey 0:49
9:58 BEN AND GWEN ARE COUSINS 💀
Thats even better. >:)
It's safe
1:46 that got dark real quick
9.58 Ben and Gwen I guess sweet home Alabama 🤨🤨🤨🤨
6:42 I think that’s for something else…
Since I have no kids they should have hired me to run the war in Iraq.
I have excellent pull out game.
2:53 honestly same
11:12 why does bro literally look like the *OFFICIAL* X-MAN whose only power is you forget he exists if you look away from him. I don't remember his name
9:58 bro forgot daphne and fred
4:27 As far as I can tell there are a maximum of 6 women in this image, and the bottom right is the best one
Nintendo never was as fast as coming up with fiancé for Sidon and removing the need to dress as gerudo to enter the town as after seeing the Breath of the Wild rule34 and fanarts. What they don't realise is that damage is already done😅
P.S.: surprised that Nice Ass or whatever her name that was together with 2B in Nier: Automata isn't in the picture... 9S, you say? Ok... what do you mean by "he"?
@@TheArklyte I think you replied to the wrong guy
10:41 bro stop making fun if me (funny af though 😂)
4:30 except Astolfo , those taste are peak
6:04
Alright, enough teasing. Someone has to have made the full story for this, right? I need to know the backstory for both of these freaks.
ok, I know the woman becoming Vaporeon is definitely a wait hol' up moment. but in today's relationship 'market' it would be cheaper to buy a Nintendo switch to play Pokemon or just any device to watch Pokemon then end up in a relationship that is going to do nothing but drag you through the mud in both mental and financial states.
Where’s the cat?
10:39 is pure gold
Finally a kid without a smartphone then shows a image of a kid smoking 11:01
why is link and cloud there, their guys right?