Aqua is actually hot and the only downsides is she constantly whines and complains like a baby and she IS smart it’s just she forgets important details so the plans always fail
well you see, when you buy a bigger bed, you gain bed room, but you don't actually lose bedroom, you simply have something in it. Its a net win. You gained bed room, and you used your bedroom for its purpose, to house bed room.
Bro hippopotamuses are freaking shredded. They look fat because their skin is loose, but underneath they are almost purely muscle mass, with only about 5% average body fat. They are in fact a prime example of the benefits of eating healthy and staying active.
That last one hits hard. I saw an askreddit about what will get guys interested in you, and someone answered quiet affection, like rubbing their shoulders or scratching their back. Someone else replied to this, saying she did that for her boyfriend and he started crying because no one had ever done that for him before
22:28 You're out of line but you're not wrong XD The top 2 overlap way more than most ppl think they should. 24:24 OK well now someone has to invent a time machine or get real good at genetic engineering.
0:12 Me to the cows: you are all my hostages, this is a jihad Edit: I just drank 1/13 of a vinegar bottle, wish me luck soldiers Edit2: may God have mercy on my kidneys Edit3: it feels very uncomfortable 12:40 I'm not cool I'm an idiot, I should have never drank any vinegar
25:08 here. The meme you came -for- to.
Wrong word to strike through
thank you so much
yw bro 👍@@Arto_forreal
The mene is different than my expectation 😔
sauce?
Aqua is actually hot and the only downsides is she constantly whines and complains like a baby and she IS smart it’s just she forgets important details so the plans always fail
ayo
the glazing is crazy
if aqua is smart then you have an active sexlife
And that the end of the day, she is a good person at heart. Despite her issues.
AND 0 luck stat.
*Memellion carefully choosing the sussiest looking moment of the video to use it for the thumbnail:*
True
But…. It worked didnt it?
It's odd. I always check because I hope they *won't* turn out as implied. Suffice to say, was relieved this time.
Petition to change "do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ" to "Have you thought of the roman empire yet today?"
I'll sign that
Signed
"Have you heard the good news about hot anime women today?"
My brother in Christ , there are much better things to think about.
@@toastmaster914 No, I hadn't, but thanks for letting me know. :)
0:22 **neuron activates**
Oh shut up you monke 🤣
Frieza: Dance for me monkey! 🍷
Goku: *eating donuts butt naked*
Frieza: What the fuck.
7:49 Actually they're literal walking and even running or sprinting tanks of MUSCLE, these water bundys literally sprint in water
And the reason they walk/run across the bottom of the river is because they don't float due to a lack of body fat.
@@Lord_Numpty true.
well you see, when you buy a bigger bed, you gain bed room, but you don't actually lose bedroom, you simply have something in it. Its a net win. You gained bed room, and you used your bedroom for its purpose, to house bed room.
You’re a genius 🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠
I love putting my ghost pepper sauce in my ramen noodles.
Good.... goooood. Let the capsaicin flow through you.
I think pure capsaicin extract will be even better.
13:35 Ohhhh, I get ya. (Runs off to pour booze on my vehicle’s tires)
0:39 as an italian you made me die inside
0:15 “I’m such a Scorpio”
12:40 Thank you so fricking much, this gave me an absolute ducking mood boost!
As a German I can confirm that the alcohol meme is absolutely true
2:28 EX FUCKING ACTLY. someone else knows this feeling
1:13 funny thing is, when I first heard of booty calling when i was around 10, I thought it was when you accidentally called someone with your butt.
Bro hippopotamuses are freaking shredded. They look fat because their skin is loose, but underneath they are almost purely muscle mass, with only about 5% average body fat. They are in fact a prime example of the benefits of eating healthy and staying active.
Benefits for bulking, not really weight loss.
Besides, hippos are most certainly not purely vegetarian. They do indeed consume meat, not alot but there is some
They are also cannibals.
@@KryptoKn8they obviously eat meat, how else are they so BUFF?
And those jaws can crush a watermelon like a human jaw crushes a piece of cheese.
Happy Friday the 13th.
Spooktober music intensifies.
0:25 it already starts well
Me:post 20th century German history, TH-cam:Kirby finds your sins unforgivable
17:21 Golden Boy!
Absolute *Legend* of a show!
0:25 "Uhh, excuse me, can you cook it well done?
...And can I get a bigger knife?"
Hola
@@albertomandril5565 hola
(I don't speak Spanish actually, I just know it means hello)
Source?
K don't judge, it good art
It's well done as is!! If you send that back, I'll take it!!
@@markh.6687 uh ok, can I get a bigger knife then?
Ahh, i just love coming for the thumbnail.
14:29 bro you forgot about the kids.
12:57 im gonna need to confiscate all your sauce
All the wendigo wants is peace and quiet,and maybe a snack or 2
23:15 when a TikTok e-boy sees this:
My body is beyond your understanding
#dankness
me : gigallion
*giga chad music intensifies*
6:29 THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR RUINING MY DAY! sob* sob*
When the "pspspspspsps" play my cat looked at me
18:30 Same thought architects about the NY skyline!
I always find the most suprising things at 12:09 in these videos and irl...
Nah getting patient with new employees are a must do. We're all there at one point, so there's nothing we can do but wait.
10:56 is when our PFD comes out
0:48 so true
I aggressively agree to every word you say.
I feel that first one so much.
14:41 that means that there is 281723 miles. We could circle the earth 11.3 time or even go to the moon
I'm in my 60's been Drifting shopping carts for decades and ain't no stopping me now and It's just awesome 😎 👏 👌
13:06 Average Cyber Grind enjoyer
I bet you parry the leviathan dont you.
@@N0v4.fr05t. Bold of you to assume I'm good at the game
"Who taught you to put hot sauce in ramen noodles?"
My parents with Buldak Sauce and Extra Spicy Shin Ramyun: Mmm hmm yup just a dash bit more.
7:32
Comedy GOLD
I need things like this at 0:22 to happen when I go get food.
#dankness
Women: "Guys only want one thi---"
Me: "NO, I want ALL the things!!!"
Finally back
#Dankness
Me: When are we going to learn taxes?
School: Microcondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
9:50 yeah Babuška never stops doing new and new delicious meals 😋😋😋
That last one hit different…Real shit
That last one hits hard. I saw an askreddit about what will get guys interested in you, and someone answered quiet affection, like rubbing their shoulders or scratching their back. Someone else replied to this, saying she did that for her boyfriend and he started crying because no one had ever done that for him before
1:15 well what do you expect? Spaghetti sauce is heavy when you have too much!
24:50 fixes titanfall 2 servers*
School teachers don't need more pay, JANITORS DO.
25:19 thumbnail meme here
Bruuuh they changed the thumbnail and I can't find the new one
Oh my god it was the meme right before
I rewatched most of the video in 2x speed for this 😭
@@G4M3R1R0Nshit you’re right! The mofo changed the thumbnail meme to dick us over!
17:55 ...one of the most DISTURBING movie scenes ever (Robocop 2)
3:59
i don't know why but i love this one
1:55 I am the femboy.
😏
@@OmegaQuinn :3
14:08 as a lactose, intolerant person I can confirm
Props to memelion for going to hell to gran the dirtiest nastiest memes for us all
17:50 Nice Max0r meme.
im happy seeing the "do men even have feelings" meme reversed
2:52 b-but-b-but..we won…right?🥹
“What guys actually want?” A fucking hug, is that too much to ask for?!
5:14 when bro makes a hole In the beach and gets inside while girls are stalking them
Onlyfans during NNN be like:
2:24 relatable
22:28 You're out of line but you're not wrong XD The top 2 overlap way more than most ppl think they should.
24:24 OK well now someone has to invent a time machine or get real good at genetic engineering.
21:58 My WW2 documentary I was watching yesterday.
0:58 lmfao
23:34 definitely worth it
13:18 Germans might look cool, but have you hever partied with a Danish guy xD We Drink the most alcohol on the planet!
3:04 that's actually true. i use dawn and olive oil in my hair.
Olive oil is really good for you so makes sense
5:08 that's a good day to be a pill
Get dressed properly, and here's 10K.
2:26 called me out
Joseph is on the plane guys
19:26 ..."well maybe I will and maybe I won't"
What is this referencing
@@Zwagfan1 the 'little sister' with the evil smirk, that has been told "just don't tell Mom"
Oh, sorry the one i was confused about is the one with the red icecubes mybad
@@Zwagfan1yeah I don't get that one either
I urgently need to Find Jolly Bee Right now. 😂
#dankness
youtube: *removes ability to use adblockers*
me: anger
I've been able to use Adblock Plus and the Electronic Frontier Foundation's Privacy Badger to block YT ads.
1:50 it never was 💯
0:12
Me to the cows: you are all my hostages, this is a jihad
Edit: I just drank 1/13 of a vinegar bottle, wish me luck soldiers
Edit2: may God have mercy on my kidneys
Edit3: it feels very uncomfortable
12:40 I'm not cool I'm an idiot, I should have never drank any vinegar
5:14 love to be the pill 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ah yes, time to relax
*boots up terraria calamity mod*
22:39 I ain't gonna sugar coat it, sauce?
It was revealed to memelion in a dream
(jk, here you go: "I fucked the girl through the gap" by "Picao")
ayo
Unfortunately couldn’t find the numbers(might not exist) but it’s called i f***ed the girl through the gap
There's an oddly satisfying feeling that comes with seeing the featured comment as one you read from the comment sections before... 😌
YES A NANAMIN MEME
Bro it says "4 minutes ago" while these guys commented 6 minutes ago????!?!
"Captain, we appear to be experiencing some sort of time distortion phenomena. We are not in time and space as we understand it."
6:42 Everyone: oh shit it's a baby
Ainz n shinomia: oh shit it's Joseph.
Take my God damned like
@toastmaster9145 thank you very much 😊
And you know what a Joestar on a plane means!
Everyone in that plane’s gonna die.
@@k-boi420 Everyone is going to achieve "HEAVEN"🤣🤣
0:35 you are under arrest
The thing you were obviously waiting for 25:08
13:26
You can only dronk alcohol when you are 16 years old in germany
THE THUMBNAIL:MOMMY I WANT YOU PLEASE
25:12 OOOOOH. Thats a good idea.
This is even more powerful 6:36 than the death note it causes emotional suffering and cause suicide
25:16 Honestly, true.
25:08 thumbnail meme
25:06 the janitor is a gigachad
13:25
Look bud, if Germans actually drink Jägermeister I'll eat my hat.
Well you better start getting a plate and some seasoning
20:13 ha jokes on you I’m into that!
oh come on hot sause and shredded cheese go fine in ramen
21:59 WWII documentary
24:30 What some people do not know is that some ships have water in them for balance on the waves
10:51 im sorry is that a human foot i saw