The Human Sacrifice Call Center

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  • @aryaanbasu9636
    @aryaanbasu9636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12112

    6 billion people and he calls the one person who doesn't believe in Zordon.

    • @homerman76
      @homerman76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1169

      Maybe they aim to sacrifice the non-believers first

    • @GasperV0
      @GasperV0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +379

      @@homerman76 makes sense when you think about it, then you can produce sacrifices or replacements for the sacrifices at will if no other concept exists when they're born

    • @ringringbananarchy
      @ringringbananarchy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      That would still be around 1.6 billion people.

    • @bidlingodoop4673
      @bidlingodoop4673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@ringringbananarchy 1.8 billion I think

    • @funky555
      @funky555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      thats just a 1/7 chance

  • @sapphicsoph
    @sapphicsoph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6097

    “So you have a human sacrifice for me?”
    “Yes sir I do.”

    • @ghostpepper618
      @ghostpepper618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      I can hear this comment

    • @Grasslander
      @Grasslander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Isn't it hard to get rain through sacrifices?

    • @Alexagrigorieff
      @Alexagrigorieff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@Grasslander Super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @Broddiehottie
      @Broddiehottie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes

    • @cheshirekat8273
      @cheshirekat8273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Human sacrifices are tight!

  • @Elias_Ehler
    @Elias_Ehler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1144

    Now the real question is: How many people did Anthony Telemarketer have to call until he found a person isolated enough, that they would not be able to dismiss his claims easily?

    • @conniethesconnie
      @conniethesconnie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Not that many. Most likely this is similar to the time share scam. They just get some vague affirmative response and then just start sending you bills every year for various fees, charges and dues.

    • @DISOPtv
      @DISOPtv ปีที่แล้ว +49

      First call, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @crush3095
      @crush3095 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      pretty much anyone with a land line

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No one can dismiss the truth of Zordon. It lives within all of us.

    • @Tigewew
      @Tigewew ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh he wasnt lying alright.

  • @johannajohanna6015
    @johannajohanna6015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    "It turns out alot of stuff we thought was important just kinda stops existing when alot of people stop believing it exists."
    Words of wisdom right there.

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Indeed. The video actually does raise some good points, if not for doing so in such a ridiculous fashion for the sake of comedy.

    • @-ScreenScene-
      @-ScreenScene- 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I-I’m sorry. I ruined the perfect 300 😭

    • @Strogman25
      @Strogman25 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      True! _cough_ Gender _cough_

  • @muhammadagungwibowo3068
    @muhammadagungwibowo3068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6513

    The title: The Human Sacrifice Call Center.
    What I expect: The Human Sacrifice Call Center.
    What I got: Existential philosophy.

    • @Andythecreature
      @Andythecreature 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Welcome!

    • @nelsonsxs3515
      @nelsonsxs3515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      XD

    • @TiMonsor
      @TiMonsor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      and a bit of economics 101

    • @TriCookie9109
      @TriCookie9109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The existential philosophy is an added bonus

    • @gustavgnoettgen
      @gustavgnoettgen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Oh that's just so typically! Today, kids just want to kill themselves. Back in my day you had to be desperate and look for 'the' answers. Barefooted!

  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3118

    I love how his ringtone is his outro.

    • @kaliberkam0681
      @kaliberkam0681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What is his outro

    • @Zenith0WasTaken
      @Zenith0WasTaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Kamron Palmer His ringtone...

    • @stabfenn2960
      @stabfenn2960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Zenith0WasTaken I thought his ringtone was his outro

    • @fraavezskyrim
      @fraavezskyrim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kaliberkam0681 outro means the end of a video

    • @kaliberkam0681
      @kaliberkam0681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Zenith0WasTaken no I mean what's the name of the song of the outro

  • @Zwiebel-Dadof4
    @Zwiebel-Dadof4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    "Can you put Canada on the phone?"
    "What? No! Canada's not... canada's a con... OH MY GOD!" LMAO

    • @FoxxxFatal
      @FoxxxFatal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I didn't get that joke because I'm dumb. Can you explain it to me?

    • @thewatcher9480
      @thewatcher9480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@FoxxxFatal bruh

    • @buzzwithdrip6347
      @buzzwithdrip6347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@FoxxxFatal they don't believe in canada anymore, that's the joke

    • @rylandrc
      @rylandrc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@FoxxxFatal ..the value of rmoney is a concept, the religion of zordon is a concept, Canada is a concept (and other nations)..
      Basically he was realising that if they can change money to be worthless because it's an agreed upon value, than Canada can also cease to exist if enough people stop believing in it as being a country.

    • @somedudethatlovesmemes6625
      @somedudethatlovesmemes6625 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He should've put the government of Canada on the phone

  • @vicnent651
    @vicnent651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    This guy’s really missing out. I volunteered last week. Changed my life.

    • @DLimit
      @DLimit 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      How's it been going for you? I got a call today but am on the fence.

    • @TitanOfTomorrow
      @TitanOfTomorrow 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      For Zordon!

  • @gavindooley6153
    @gavindooley6153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13630

    When you realize that Covid-19 was caused due to a lack of sacrifices to Zordon

    • @JamifyYT
      @JamifyYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      Gavin Dooley I have a great business opportunity and idea for you! It would go towards helping the rest of mankind...

    • @gavindooley6153
      @gavindooley6153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Jamify ! Yo I’m in whatcha got?

    • @rohnekkdosi1979
      @rohnekkdosi1979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Well if he's in, I'm in

    • @JamifyYT
      @JamifyYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Gavin Dooley quick question to check: are you willing to put in all your effort? And an arm and a leg?

    • @gavindooley6153
      @gavindooley6153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Jamify ! I’m willing to give my heart, soul, and firstborn child for this opportunity. Seriously that little bastard eats too much. This will save me hundreds of dollars each month!

  • @meghna4613
    @meghna4613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4884

    Imagine if this is how Thanos decided who he was going to snap out of the universe

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Referencing Marvel is tight

    • @emeraldbecs
      @emeraldbecs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Yeah and it's super easy and barely inconvenience

    • @benl8962
      @benl8962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The universe wouldve died before hed finnish

    • @ginsan8198
      @ginsan8198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I imagined Trump actually, except he still believes in money.

    • @iYourDaddy
      @iYourDaddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      your momma is so fat that Thanos snapped his fingers twice!

  • @suzannahmeir7741
    @suzannahmeir7741 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I love how his ringtone is just the song at the end of every sketch!

  • @magicalminty6203
    @magicalminty6203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    2:52 "Do me a favor, put Canada on the phone."
    "What? I can't put Canada on the phone. Canada's like a conce... oh my god."
    Love that moment of realization. Anthony Telemarketer's kind of right.

    • @beckmania1066
      @beckmania1066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I didn’t get that joke. Can someone please explain it to me?

    • @socks1w
      @socks1w 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@beckmania1066 I think he was proving Canada, along with other countries, is just an “idea”. Since he can’t actually put it on the phone.

    • @bobbyshores
      @bobbyshores ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was about to say "well I can't put the couch on the phone and a couch is a physical object" but I then I realized I can physically put the couch ON the phone lol.
      I know some people would dive deeper and say "well a couch is a human concept too, its just a manifestation of different materials into a shape we call a couch" but thats addressing language, whereas most borders and boundaries of countries are literally only concepts

    • @Ultrajuiced
      @Ultrajuiced ปีที่แล้ว

      Still a better concept than many other concepts.

    • @BearOnTheMoon
      @BearOnTheMoon ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Ultrajuiced Tell that to poor suckers who end up dying in the name of their concepts, when it's ruling class decides to go to war with other concepts that have stuff they want.

  • @Jimmy_Jones
    @Jimmy_Jones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2531

    This might be me.
    "Have you had a conversation with anyone?"
    "Convers... Yeah. No Of course I have."
    "Other than the cat."
    "Oh no."

    • @mikeyh0
      @mikeyh0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I don't even have a *^&%$# cat.

    • @ShinySephiroth1
      @ShinySephiroth1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Cat: *starts making disturbing human-sounding moans before jumping over him, landing behind him and snapping his neck since he is the secret agent sent to perform the human sacrifice*

    • @zperk13
      @zperk13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      omg we watched the same video!

    • @Jimmy_Jones
      @Jimmy_Jones 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zperk13 ?

    • @Jell-E
      @Jell-E 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh my gooodd!!! Yassss. You're so unique. Lol ryan does those cat bits cuz alot of people are like that these days and its relatable

  • @Jimbo893
    @Jimbo893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3012

    I swear, these Zorgan people call me at least twice every month

    • @lolmao500
      @lolmao500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I bet if you did this for real, you would find willing human sacrifices

    • @Jimbo893
      @Jimbo893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Oh yeah, totally. I mean, people who want to die is a dime a dozen these days; take me for example

    • @bhaveshjain27
      @bhaveshjain27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Jimbo893 man😂

    • @icyhot8167
      @icyhot8167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      *Zordon

    • @Quagmireee
      @Quagmireee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Jimbo893 Hello sir my name is Micheal Telemarketer I am here to update you about the guy who is coming to your home to pick you up for the sacrifice, he will be there in just two days
      I hope you will have a nice time

  • @lordzorddan8971
    @lordzorddan8971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    6 years with this name and it's finally worked out
    I accept sacrifices from any age and demographic

    • @iancorcoran1904
      @iancorcoran1904 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @emmasilver2332
      @emmasilver2332 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I could think of a few corrupt politicians I wouldn't mind having sacrificed lol

    • @crimson5pider
      @crimson5pider ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How many do you need for it to rain again?

    • @315giants
      @315giants ปีที่แล้ว +1

      congratulations on all of your success

    • @Strogman25
      @Strogman25 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I can provide one! It isn't me, though...

  • @maddie-ob7wb
    @maddie-ob7wb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    i've seen this so many times and "YOU STOPPED BELIEVING IN NORTH AMERICA" always makes me laugh so hard 😂

  • @vesey986
    @vesey986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2053

    1. Why does this exist
    2. Why did I enjoy watching it so much
    Answers: Ryan George

    • @andrewanderson3016
      @andrewanderson3016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that doesn't answer the questions you asked yourself in order to make an attempt at a joke

    • @cristhianramirez6939
      @cristhianramirez6939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@andrewanderson3016 Ok sir,i will ask you to get out of here and stop being a partypooper

    • @StableTableAble
      @StableTableAble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Because"
      "Fair enough"

    • @shardulniraula8846
      @shardulniraula8846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Whovian Alert why would you have a weeping angel picture for your account now I cannot blink you silly human

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow wow wow.....wow

  • @ethenaheart5873
    @ethenaheart5873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2583

    "now, now, now are you a virgin"
    "Ok that is EXTREMELY personal"
    "alright I'm just gonna write yes"
    best line

    • @massachusettssportscentral9444
      @massachusettssportscentral9444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Are you a virgin?
      Yeah yeah yeah!

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      🙋‍♀️ 👰 😇

    • @ISAACThBro
      @ISAACThBro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @DraakoThe(Game-Breaking)Dragon exactly, virgin is a female term

    • @ezzahhh
      @ezzahhh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @DraakoThe(Game-Breaking)Dragon If you want to get real technical it doesnt even apply to gay guys as breaking one's virginity is only applicable to females since you are litterally breaking a vaginal wall which can't be undone

    • @VoIcanoman
      @VoIcanoman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@ezzahhh That's a myth. Research suggests that a majority of sexually active teenaged girls have an undamaged hymen, as the membrane is usually both stretchy and only covering a small portion of the vaginal canal...and even if it does tear, it can actually heal. So really, virginity is just as imaginary as money...or countries. Unfortunately, money, and countries, can both be useful constructs. Virginity...not so much. At least not in the modern age.

  • @MathMan410
    @MathMan410 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    He’s totally right about money if you think about it

  • @Jan_Koopman
    @Jan_Koopman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I just love it that most things Anthony said were actually true

  • @mr.freedom3068
    @mr.freedom3068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2722

    Wait a minute isn't this the universe where everyone is Ryan?
    That means Zordon is Ryan

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      zordon why is everyone getting this wrong?

    • @ShinySephiroth1
      @ShinySephiroth1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@hardwirecars Yeah, I'm super confused.

    • @LetsTalkAboutPrepping
      @LetsTalkAboutPrepping 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Everyone but celebrities are Ryan actuslly

    • @FIFAmusicMAN
      @FIFAmusicMAN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      And Jasmine from Aladdin...Jasmine isn’t Ryan either

    • @terrypeart3875
      @terrypeart3875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      M_lloyd
      Have you seen them in the same room together?

  • @Miners666
    @Miners666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    We ended nationalism and wealth inequality.
    What did it cost?
    Endless human sacrifices to Zordon.

    • @eternalreign2313
      @eternalreign2313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      So the cult of Zordon solved overpopulation then too.

    • @sunnyalphax3539
      @sunnyalphax3539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm willing to pay that price

    • @davidg6803
      @davidg6803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      So basically.....it was super easy, barely an inconvenience. Hail Zordon.

    • @jeepersmcgee3466
      @jeepersmcgee3466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hey if the sacrifices are willing (or in this case dumb and easily tricked), I see nothing wrong with it

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Miners666 to be fair the abolishing of money doesn’t necessitate wealth inequality, and the abolition of nations doesn’t nessecitate a stop to inter group conflict.
      The human sacrifices is a net positive though.

  • @LordOfMostGames
    @LordOfMostGames ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Getting sacrificed for our one true lord and savior Zordon is tight!

  • @nosound5903
    @nosound5903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Every time Ryan says "we decided," I lose my shit.

  • @willowfoxy1702
    @willowfoxy1702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9517

    I love how he explained economics and nationalism perfectly as a joke.

    • @francescademaio2639
      @francescademaio2639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Agree!

    • @Mishkola
      @Mishkola 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      right. what kind of education do you have again?

    • @GymCritical
      @GymCritical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      @@Mishkola explained oversimplified. Must you ruin nice things?

    • @Mishkola
      @Mishkola 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      @@GymCritical pointing out that the nation and currency are both social constructs in no way explains either nationalism or economics. Although I realize that pointing this out demonstrates that I'm no fun at most parties, rotten definitions aren't nice things; they're rotten things that make my eye twitch like a movie psychopath thats about to flip.

    • @legohead2731
      @legohead2731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +538

      @@Mishkola calm down everybody, you’re both wrong because these concepts no longer exist in the eyes of Zordon.

  • @Keagran
    @Keagran 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4756

    Anthony: Human Sacrifice! You in?
    Him: Well it depends if he's in. If hes in, I'm in.

    • @Keagran
      @Keagran 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@justanothertinypartofthisi4651 Well nkw im out

    • @CKing97
      @CKing97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@Keagran well if he's out I'm in

    • @diobrando666
      @diobrando666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@CKing97 Well if your in I'm out

    • @Cartman4wesome
      @Cartman4wesome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Well I’m in! Into this bag of potato chips...

    • @wirly-
      @wirly- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@Cartman4wesome
      If there is potato chips then im in

  • @a_sconefield
    @a_sconefield 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Listen, my cat and I were about to sit down for dinner."
    that's it. that's the comment

  • @skyhunter2816
    @skyhunter2816 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was my first Ryan George video and I've never looked back.

  • @Kumori90
    @Kumori90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2836

    “You can’t just sacrifice to fictional characters!”
    “Actually it’s super easy: barely an inconvenience!”

    • @Toonami4EvaX
      @Toonami4EvaX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oh really?!

    • @PsychoPomp81
      @PsychoPomp81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Toonami4EvaX yeah, yeah, yeah!

    • @TheRockinDonkey
      @TheRockinDonkey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Human sacrifice is TIGHT!

    • @mindlessactor29
      @mindlessactor29 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not really, ya just gotta lay down and wait to be absorbed

    • @adreamerlounge
      @adreamerlounge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, you can also fall in love with them. Nice picture.. by the way.

  • @stonerbland7621
    @stonerbland7621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3633

    "have you had a conversation with anyone other than your cat" aged ANAZINGLY

    • @rishad4907
      @rishad4907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      'anazingly"?

    • @bimich7339
      @bimich7339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@rishad4907 ye

    • @leovk5779
      @leovk5779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      @@rishad4907 Yeah, turns out words are just concepts, they are pretty much imaginary to begin with, and if you get enough people on board and they all decide that anazingly is a word, then it is a word. Stoner Bland decided anazingly is a word, and he is right I decided. Cause it sounds vaguely cool.

    • @bimich7339
      @bimich7339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@leovk5779 ye

    • @leovk5779
      @leovk5779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@bimich7339 Oh, I see! So "ye" is a word no you decided, well ok then!

  • @Strogman25
    @Strogman25 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "So what's this new sketch idea?"
    "Have you heard 'Imagine' by John Lennon?"
    "Yeah"
    "That. But with the big bald head guy from Power Rangers."

  • @discman15
    @discman15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Super unrealistic.
    Nobody working in a call center is going to have a cubicle that big

  • @nunyabusiness6693
    @nunyabusiness6693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1336

    The commentary is brilliant here. Ryan is a genius.

    • @stefanpieper3757
      @stefanpieper3757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      What IS the commentary? I get the part with concepts only being real if enought people treat them as real, but apart from that...

    • @astrobookwormsinger
      @astrobookwormsinger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah I don't get the symbolism either

    • @daxterfireball
      @daxterfireball 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mr Robot Season 4 is really worth watching if you guys aren't still caught up yet!

    • @robotnoir5299
      @robotnoir5299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      commentary isn't a thing anymore, ya *_beeep_* 'n idiot!

    • @dewaunwarren1
      @dewaunwarren1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@stefanpieper3757 yeah that's pretty much it

  • @germancarrasco2028
    @germancarrasco2028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1890

    But the telemarketer guy was right about money and countries.

    • @rainerzufall8090
      @rainerzufall8090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      And about our lord and saviour Zordon

    • @wuhugm
      @wuhugm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      human construct

    • @kimihitothegreat6396
      @kimihitothegreat6396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I know, right ? Ryan opens our eyes on a lot of things that we never bothered to understand, for example cats are disgusting because they walk around covered in their saliva.

    • @stringtheoryguitars4952
      @stringtheoryguitars4952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Money yes. Countries no.

    • @germancarrasco2028
      @germancarrasco2028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@stringtheoryguitars4952 We all have a lot more in common with people in other countries than with a lot of people in our own countries...

  • @cheriescorner9923
    @cheriescorner9923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Light humor that will ultimately reveal itself as prophetic truth of changes to come in the monetary system as we know it.

  • @ava74748
    @ava74748 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    'this has been what's going on with cable" 🤣💀 is hilarious

  • @MegaBradster1
    @MegaBradster1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +986

    Just realized the cat was a reference to his earlier episode “If Cats Were Able To Talk”

    • @arandomuser9459
      @arandomuser9459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Do you know who???
      Ohhhhhhh. He’s been referencing his older videos more now which is cool. Or I’m just noticing it.

    • @TheSaltySeaman
      @TheSaltySeaman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Everything in the Ryanverse is connected!

    • @TomSFox
      @TomSFox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      But where are his Pinocchio nipples?

    • @cylasbreakdown6140
      @cylasbreakdown6140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      TomSFox he never lied.

    • @roseJ96
      @roseJ96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I just assumed he was sad and lonely and talking to his cat who never responds because it's a cat.

  • @zonaal2949
    @zonaal2949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    Ryan Telemarketer is like the names that they decided in the “First people to have names” video and I love that

    • @lawyitkazuki5768
      @lawyitkazuki5768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Last names actually come from jobs,if you were a potter your last name would be potter for example

    • @zonaal2949
      @zonaal2949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      justin hope I know

    • @walkinmn
      @walkinmn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@lawyitkazuki5768 So about Hancock...

    • @lawyitkazuki5768
      @lawyitkazuki5768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@walkinmn probly prostitution lol

    • @acdsarc11
      @acdsarc11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      George H W Bush

  • @guillermodelblakeyo2019
    @guillermodelblakeyo2019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The instant I saw Zordon I was laughing already. 🤣

  • @DanielWalker.
    @DanielWalker. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:17 My favorite part

  • @adammgolan
    @adammgolan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Even though this is only 3 and a half minutes, it feels like an entire movie.

  • @tigerbread78
    @tigerbread78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    This must be true, I only have Netflix and it's the first I've heard of it too

    • @Silburific
      @Silburific 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't even have Netflix- I just watch challenge runs of video games on youtube. When were the youtubers planninng on telling me about this?!

    • @cristonsloan
      @cristonsloan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love the logic :D

  • @kwmcgreal
    @kwmcgreal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how this turned into a philosophical social commentary!

  • @chriss3154
    @chriss3154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Plot twist: Zordan turns into Zuul so now we need a keymaster and a gatekeeper

  • @williambaldwin9068
    @williambaldwin9068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    this was perfect; imagine the "im only here for pitch meeting" people realizing they are in the Ryan cult

    • @N8_R
      @N8_R 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pitch meetings aren't a thing anymore, we stopped believing in them.

    • @williambaldwin9068
      @williambaldwin9068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@N8_R but i just saw one today? have i been hallucinating?

    • @N8_R
      @N8_R 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@williambaldwin9068 Could you put this pitch meeting on the phone?

    • @williambaldwin9068
      @williambaldwin9068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@N8_R fuck

    • @the_real_lego_commander_co6685
      @the_real_lego_commander_co6685 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      William Baldwin it’s pretty much just imaginary

  • @zordon4735
    @zordon4735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1029

    It sure is super easy barely an inconvenience to take over the world.

    • @natosie359
      @natosie359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      My lord zordon

    • @natosie359
      @natosie359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I've got more sacrifices

    • @domega2844
      @domega2844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@natosie359 do you offer same day sacrifice? Cuz if u do im in

    • @human-tk2fo
      @human-tk2fo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How many sacrifices to fix the weather?

    • @ytdude2935
      @ytdude2935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hail zordon

  • @jasonrodgers880
    @jasonrodgers880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Ok bye... wait. No. No. No.” sounds like the story of my life.

  • @RMarr-uy9hf
    @RMarr-uy9hf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I watch this video every two months, it's a medical prescription for my mood disorder.

  • @MatthewCSnow
    @MatthewCSnow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "It's real paper yeah but you can't use to buy anything if no one thinks it's worth anything, that's how it works"
    Could you take over for my Econ professor?

  • @rosaline7335
    @rosaline7335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    Our generation is conditioned to reply to "SAME DAY delivery" as YES PLEASE! 😂

    • @NatAttack99
      @NatAttack99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Sealthar yeah we kinda are

    • @anshsharma2652
      @anshsharma2652 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sealthar yes we are, poor people aren't lol

    • @diederickbrauer3938
      @diederickbrauer3938 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      U absolutely right

    • @erezsolomon3838
      @erezsolomon3838 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No

    • @agentwashingtub9167
      @agentwashingtub9167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not really, I hate same day delivery because it means constant crunch time for the people working in warehouses and on delivery

  • @francescaperron2003
    @francescaperron2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    As someone who works at a callcenter it really does feel like this sometimes. Just remember: We probably hate having to call and disturb you as much as you hate talking to us so be understanding. The amount of mental breakdowns I have had because of that job man...

    • @beta_cygni1950
      @beta_cygni1950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I get it, really. As someone who is sometimes less than patient with this, I understand.
      But fielding the 10th call about XXX after I've repeatedly said im not interested and to be taken off the call list is really frustrating. I know its probably not YOUR fault... But at some point I gotta rant at someone. And you're just the easy target at that point.

    • @samuelberry4186
      @samuelberry4186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the diffrence is the call center guy is compensated. and the one called is paying a phone bill for a conversation they dont want

  • @justaguywholikeshentai9019
    @justaguywholikeshentai9019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ryan George is a phenomenon we decided
    Love you!!!

  • @hellothere2052
    @hellothere2052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    Imagine a universe where all the Ryan’s who aren’t called Ryan , like Anthony, and have an argument.
    Michal pickle-seller vs Anthony telemarketer

    • @MyChaotica
      @MyChaotica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I want it!! Ryan, pretty please make this happen?

    • @danielbodovs1195
      @danielbodovs1195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You forgot Bob Unemployed.

    • @24601st
      @24601st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Daniel Bodovs and also bob unemployed

    • @hellothere2052
      @hellothere2052 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daniel Bodovs how could I forget😁

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ryans* Apostrophes aren't used to make plurals.

  • @chamibrosnetwork7043
    @chamibrosnetwork7043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    "Tiny pictures of old dead politicians with numbers next to their heads"
    -Ryan George 2020

  • @Shogoeu
    @Shogoeu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Same day sacrifice is actually pretty good" - it actually is. Imagine how organized are these people.

  • @GiovannisDaedra
    @GiovannisDaedra ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is exactly why I never answer phone calls

  • @kazutokirigaya3506
    @kazutokirigaya3506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1326

    The money thing is actually really true.

    • @theperfectmix2
      @theperfectmix2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Yeah the gold standard ended awhile ago and everyone just went with it

    • @krisyannuruha5147
      @krisyannuruha5147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@theperfectmix2 gold is just metallic version of money.. if i don't want to trade my food with your gold, your gold become useless.. if you don't want to trade my food with your gold, i still can eat my food..

    • @TotallyHuman
      @TotallyHuman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      ​@@krisyannuruha5147 not quite. for a long, long time, humans have liked shiny things. It's good for jewelry and decoration. it's almost fascinating how long it's stayed relevant, though you are correct that it's personally useless. Now you wanna know a good currency, SALT. that was the must useful currency ever.
      "I don't believe in that currency anymore."
      "Well darn" *goes home to preserve food.*

    • @krisyannuruha5147
      @krisyannuruha5147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@TotallyHuman well currency have very long history and various version in different place and yes some start from food because its the easiest to see value in it for everyone, but its evolved because various reason which one of them is because food can't be last forever (if you don't use it, its root or damaged).. gold become good currency because we love shinny object, we not consume it so it wont disappear and last long, not like other metal which is impact to its stability as currency.. but i'm not fans to gold standar because its have limited source and just found in some place.. so some country who don't have gold mines is destined to be poor, and weak country who can't protect themshelves doomed to be destroyed by stronger country who want to monopoly gold mines.. war for teritorial is not avoidable.. its still happen till now for country with rich oil.. weak country with oil just become puppet for stronger country.. they can't find peace because someone always want to exploit their resource.. their land become playground for proxy war between stronger country..
      right now new currency between country is technology and culture.. you can't attack some country to steal their tech or culture and in the end there no benefits for teritorial war.. there still war like economycal war between USA and Chinesse but at least i don't have to afraid that some random bullet or bom will kill me tomorrow because of that war.. even there still damage, but there's no shortage of food.. so you at least can still live..
      btw fun fact : in reality till now we still have various currency, like in jail cigarette is become currency.. even prisoner who not smoke still use it as currency because he/she now can trade it with someting else.. currency is quite interesting subject to discuss

    • @TotallyHuman
      @TotallyHuman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@krisyannuruha5147 high school gossip as a currency

  • @RoScFan
    @RoScFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    This was supposed to be comedy but its actually geniunely disturbing and terrifying...

    • @FirstNameLastName-oo1zm
      @FirstNameLastName-oo1zm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In the year 2090 this call will be made BUT if agree your family gets 10 years of food

  • @yotamgosh
    @yotamgosh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Still one of my absolute favorite pieces of media

  • @Wisdomatic1
    @Wisdomatic1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Of course Thursday’s still a thing.” Lol love that part.

  • @Grasslander
    @Grasslander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +926

    "But wait, it rained just a few days ago. Why do they still need a sacrifice?"
    "So the movie can happen!"
    "What, Zordon eats the sacrifices or something?"
    "Listen, I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that."

    • @83gemm
      @83gemm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Grasslander Isn’t it going to be hard to just talk people into agreeing to die for the villain of Power Rangers?
      Actually, it’s going to be super easy. Barely an inconvenience

    • @NovaAnimations
      @NovaAnimations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "So if it's still raining people will notice it's inconsistent"
      "Oh that that is indeed true"
      "Whoops!"
      "Whoopsie!"

    • @professorhaystacks6606
      @professorhaystacks6606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@83gemm Zordon's the mentor. The villain you're probably thinking of is Zed. Or Zee for our British compatriots.

    • @mylesschaff6017
      @mylesschaff6017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So do you have a human sacrifice for us.
      Yes sir I do

    • @LavLightKnight
      @LavLightKnight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wowowow

  • @lkim9634
    @lkim9634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Zordonite since '94. It's about time we started getting representation in the media.

    • @ShinySephiroth1
      @ShinySephiroth1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And don't get me started on that weird Gosei branch off cult...

    • @aidsdoh8286
      @aidsdoh8286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well why havent you sacrifìced yourself yet?

    • @ShinySephiroth1
      @ShinySephiroth1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@aidsdoh8286 She's in administration, so she unfortunately can't. Someone has to help steer the helm!

    • @RichardHeiney
      @RichardHeiney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amen brother

    • @cobra8888
      @cobra8888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amen fellow Zordonite. I accepted him as lord and savior in ‘96 I decided. Still going strong.

  • @DrTae233
    @DrTae233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "we decided" that line always gets me

  • @chiarardn2401
    @chiarardn2401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This must be the single best Ryan George video!

  • @ObservableObserver
    @ObservableObserver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    I mean, Anthony Telemarker's point about money only having imaginary value was very solid. The line between what we believe and what we don't believe is pretty arbitrary. Makes you kinda think about that whole Zordon thing too.

    • @iYourDaddy
      @iYourDaddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      well is like Bitcoin, have some value for weird people that believe is better than the rest

    • @DanielRichards644
      @DanielRichards644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@iYourDaddy paper money has no value because we got off the gold standard, bitcoin has the amount of work required to produce it to back it up.

    • @mennograafmans1595
      @mennograafmans1595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Aame with the borders. They exist because we think we are different. If we decide we are not, borders are just some made up thing that are inconvenient.

    • @lawyitkazuki5768
      @lawyitkazuki5768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean,it USED to be a stand in for gold but the us desided that wasent a thing

    • @iYourDaddy
      @iYourDaddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mennograafmans1595 nope, you are to close to the answer but you are a coward to accept why we have borders

  • @KevinWidesouls
    @KevinWidesouls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    “My name is Anthony Telemarketer.”
    Oh my disbelief is SO suspended right now.

    • @darmam0o
      @darmam0o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Suspended disbeliefs are tight!

    • @DXDragon38
      @DXDragon38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@darmam0o That's a stretch. :)

    • @LnPPersonified
      @LnPPersonified 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Suspending disbelieve is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anthony Tella Marketer.

    • @massachusettssportscentral9444
      @massachusettssportscentral9444 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Amal M Stretches are TIGHT!

  • @petrarafiki
    @petrarafiki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “My cat and I are about to sit down for dinner…” 😂😂😂
    What I will be saying to the next telemarketeer before ending the call.

    • @jocomfiresin6982
      @jocomfiresin6982 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "This is Fuck Your Mother Incorporated, Daddy speaking how may I please you today? *immediately hangs up and blocks the number.*"
      How I answer all numbers not in my contact list ever since I started feeling weird about the tech support one cause of the Indian accent followed by putting them on "hold" which is just obviously hanging up and blocking the number.
      Try it. Makes for a good chuckle anyday.

  • @vahidebrahimi9750
    @vahidebrahimi9750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I watch this sketch everytime I feel like having an existential crisis. Great stuff!

  • @deltahalo241
    @deltahalo241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Honestly I wasn't sure about this Zordon guy, but after hearing some of his policies all I can say is that I for one Welcome our new Zordon Overlord!

  • @stefanietobar93
    @stefanietobar93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1391

    -"Have you had a conversation with anyone recently"
    -"converse- I mean yes-no, of course I have"
    -"other than the cat"
    -oh, no.
    genius XD

    • @rexdino7405
      @rexdino7405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I read this comment at the exact same time as he was saying this

    • @anuroopkm3181
      @anuroopkm3181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Have you ever had a competition with anyone recently"
      "I mean yes-no, of course I have"
      -"other than yourself"
      -oh no

    • @FakeSchrodingersCat
      @FakeSchrodingersCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Somewhat more common after the lockdowns.

    • @SnickersEatsCookies
      @SnickersEatsCookies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      His conversation:
      “So you like that new tuna ay?”
      “Roww”
      “I see I see well what about the canned tuna?”
      “Mroww”
      “You are very mean don’t make me put you in the cage”
      “Hissss”

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@christyqueen1953 0:42
      "My cat and I were about to sit down for dinner."

  • @poisonpotato1
    @poisonpotato1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ryan casually handing out existential crisis about everything

  • @zekegore6470
    @zekegore6470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Zordon tricked him into sacrificing himself... It's the only explanation.

  • @Dismythed
    @Dismythed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "Same day sacrifice" gets 'em every time.

  • @scooblov
    @scooblov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    “I decided” is the funniest addition to his skits.

    • @1c0nic_player
      @1c0nic_player 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      did you *decide* that?

  • @Jaster_Mereel
    @Jaster_Mereel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how Zordon is just chilling back there.

  • @MJAYZ007
    @MJAYZ007 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gonna get my Captain America shield signed by our one true lord and savior Zordon in January

  • @jettplane
    @jettplane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    If he’s in, I’m in.

    • @myellatorres2110
      @myellatorres2110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well if your out, I’m in

    • @FirstNameLastName-pg3pi
      @FirstNameLastName-pg3pi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Myella Wafflecake well if you’re in, i’m in

    • @veeringwindswx4646
      @veeringwindswx4646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FirstNameLastName-pg3pi Well if you're in then I'm out

    • @IAmMoonAstraea
      @IAmMoonAstraea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@veeringwindswx4646 Well if you’re out, I’m in.

    • @veeringwindswx4646
      @veeringwindswx4646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@IAmMoonAstraea Well if you're in, I'm in

  • @provki
    @provki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    I definitely don't understand how your subs aren't in the millions. Your content is consistently the best comedic content I come across (anywhere). You have a gift in making sarcasm/irony jolly.

  • @sharkvlogsandgaming4797
    @sharkvlogsandgaming4797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I couldn’t tell they were talking about Zordon until he said it and then I said “THATS WHY THE PICTURE IS BEHIND HIM”

  • @RamblinRick_
    @RamblinRick_ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love that the ringtone is Ryan's theme tune.

  • @rajatava3500
    @rajatava3500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    That's a nice ringtone! Really catchy and reminds me of an extremely funny youtuber...

    • @calebkuti7897
      @calebkuti7897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And it’s used in a lot of toddler videos

    • @TheRavenCoder
      @TheRavenCoder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ringtones are tight!

    • @Ablelom1990
      @Ablelom1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gedrolld wird net

    • @PaperBagProduction
      @PaperBagProduction 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well actually we stopped believing in TH-cam

    • @4fkeeks458
      @4fkeeks458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ablelom1990 wer trollt, fliegt. Endlich mal ein Genosse unter seinen Videos!

  • @zacharyp7511
    @zacharyp7511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    After finding this dude’s pitch meetings he’s quickly become one of my favorite youtubers idk how he’s not bigger

  • @pcdruid
    @pcdruid ปีที่แล้ว

    This continues to be one of my favorite skits of yours.

  • @demvian9780
    @demvian9780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "It turns out a lot of things we thought were important kind of stopped existing when a lot of people stopped believing in it" Can we PLEASE use this logic on racism, woke-ness, political correct-ness, and sexism?! PLEASE

  • @rhys5430
    @rhys5430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    "That bald guy from Power Rangers?"
    We're talking about a Human Sacrafice Call Center here mate

    • @subman23
      @subman23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ...that worships Zordon. There are literally two pictures of him behind Anthony Telemarketer

    • @HandledToaster2
      @HandledToaster2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@subman23 behind Anthony Telemarketer *

    • @SacchieILU
      @SacchieILU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sacrafice is my favorite kind of pasta

    • @japzone
      @japzone 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And sending children into battle with aliens/demons isn't human sacrifice?

    • @subman23
      @subman23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HandledToaster2 ok, I'm gonna need you to get all the way off of my back about how I incorrectly name characters

  • @jeepersmcgee3466
    @jeepersmcgee3466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    So THAT'S why Zordon "recruits" teenagers who usually vanish and get replaced without explanation

  • @androidaxolotl8311
    @androidaxolotl8311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Have you had a conversation with anyone recently?"
    "Yeah obviously."
    "Besides the cat."
    "Oh. No."
    Relatable.

  • @Bored0720
    @Bored0720 ปีที่แล้ว

    This may be the funniest of your channel's sketches I've seen yet 🤣

  • @talesmigliorini5541
    @talesmigliorini5541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    "Have you had a conversation with anyone recently? Other than the cat?" - Actually, no, its 2020

    • @mariotuber2866
      @mariotuber2866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "But you could talk to people in January and Feburary and the first half of March in 2020, so you should be more specific."

    • @Pharaoh_Tutankhamen
      @Pharaoh_Tutankhamen 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So Covid walked into a cat

  • @DrFlaccid
    @DrFlaccid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    As a person with cable, I can confirm that Zordon is our true lord and savior.

    • @Lucas-Lee-1987
      @Lucas-Lee-1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I don' t have cable, but I have been having conversations with people lately, and I can also confirm. All hail Zordon, our one true lord and savior!

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Lucas-Lee-1987 I have neither cable, nor have I been having conversations with people lately, but Zordon is still our almighty Lord. It's just common sense.

    • @Gamer3427
      @Gamer3427 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm doubtful. No one has cable anymore.

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Gamer3427 Yeah, people have Deadpool nowadays.

  • @CannonFodderKing1
    @CannonFodderKing1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You’ve made a ton of great videos. This remains my favorite. Possibly my all time TH-cam favorite.

  • @funfetti7194
    @funfetti7194 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is the best allegory I've ever heard

  • @Metalwabbit
    @Metalwabbit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3538

    Actually a weirdly valid point by crazy cult guy: Most things have no natural value, we as a society simply got together and said "no this is important now and I'm willing to trade my life away or kill over it." I weirdly agree with him on that. Not enough to approve of how they're warping our lord and Savior Zordon's message, everyone knows he demands teenagers with attitude as sacrifices not grown men.

    • @KingDugan
      @KingDugan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      It is kinda ironic that the Power Rangers were not teenagers, nor did they have "attitude".

    • @davidbeaulieu4815
      @davidbeaulieu4815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@KingDugan it was barney for slightly older kids. I hate power rangers. I would have liked walking dead as a kid. Like when glen got his head bashed in by a baseball bat and his eyeball popped out. That was cool.😁

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Not really weird. The whole idea of money is to represent natural value because it's kinda hard trading a cow for pottery given the huge difference in value.

    • @ADerpyReality
      @ADerpyReality 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr?

    • @GepardenK
      @GepardenK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The money thing sounds profound but it isn't. We could use the same argument to say that love and altruism has no natural value; but we wouldn't because that would make us feel icky. It has value because it affects other people - that goes for love, altruism and money.

  • @gaigeguy339
    @gaigeguy339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    Wouldn’t convincing some one to sacrifice themselves for a fictional character would be hard
    Actually Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience

    • @R.DumDum
      @R.DumDum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Animation Gaige oh really?

    • @gamerdweebentertainment1616
      @gamerdweebentertainment1616 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ah... possibly the only way to make a suicide legit thing, finally.

    • @KingNachos4
      @KingNachos4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You see you start a worldwide cult that's based on cable and social interactions and then you stop believing in money and Canada cause let's be real here Canada never existed in the first place so then u make a call centre and kindly ask them to human sacrifices and if they don't agree call them a virgin and weird until they agreed cause they're stupid you see and so ya that's how you do it.

    • @terrypeart3875
      @terrypeart3875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Arjun rajesh
      He’s only pissed at Canada cos he couldn’t buy it.

    • @KingNachos4
      @KingNachos4 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@terrypeart3875 true true

  • @BannisterNicholas
    @BannisterNicholas 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    covid, youtube, one man talking to himself is entertainment. love it

  • @itztokeyo
    @itztokeyo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "If you have a group of people who decide money isnt worth anything anymore then its not worth anything anymore. It was never worth anything to begin with." - the goat of skits

  • @PippiOnePointOh
    @PippiOnePointOh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    “How do you even think that’s gonna work?”
    I’m glad you asked, it’s gonna be...
    *SUPER EASY BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE*

  • @michaeldunleavy3868
    @michaeldunleavy3868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Imagine Ryan's family gatherings! That would be confusing

    • @awhryan
      @awhryan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah because apparently in the RGCU or Ryan George Connected Universe when you give birth to someone they just like you but disfigured

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@awhryan And apparently in that universe males can have babies together and give birth somehow

    • @fholojr
      @fholojr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@awhryan I call it the Ryanverse. We've got to come up with a consensus on this haha

    • @leincin
      @leincin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just never include his horrifying bearded child

    • @michaeldunleavy3868
      @michaeldunleavy3868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@leincin haha his child was cute in a horrific sort of way

  • @shawnmeems3724
    @shawnmeems3724 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He gas lit this guy so hard he is he accepted being sacrificed. Man I thought main stream media was bad.

  • @goplayer7
    @goplayer7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I'm here to pick up the sacrifice"
    "Sorry, he isn't here any more."
    "Are you sure it isn't you."
    "Nope, it is not me."
    "Well you sound like the person we were talking to"
    "That is because all of us have the same voice."

    • @shiroganekei1620
      @shiroganekei1620 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The voice of Zordon. We all share in his glory, and I think I saw the sacrifice go over in that direction. Good luck mister sacrifice collector person.