THE ABSOLUTE SIZE OF GRU
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 มิ.ย. 2018
- I look at the absolute SIZE of Gru from Despicable me/minions. He's a bit of a unit.
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Background Music:
Pharrell Williams - Despicable Me [Instrumental]
Running in the 90's
Outro song ► Lemaitre - Not Too Late - บันเทิง
Inches
Feet
Yards
*Grus*
"Ok so we know how many yards this building is but now we have to see how many *grus* it is"
Jennifer Simcic I know which measurement doesn’t match. It’s centimeters
Lol
😂😂😂
He's so huge that he became a unit of length.
Pepper pig: I am freakishly tall at 7'1
Gru: P A T H E T I C
i read that in their voices and i can't stop laughing
Daddy pig: *You talking shit to my child?*
peppa is taller than margo, who stands at 7’0
offical normaltyper *peppa*
Everybody sleeping on daddy pigs height tho : 14 foot 2 😅
I love this because even if you remove the fact that he’s 14 feet tall and just assume everything he has is normal sized he’s still capable of dodging missiles on command
Yeah, his speed is not dependent on his size
@@masterofdoots5965 That wasn't the point. The point is that he can dodge MISSILES
@@rebeccacummings6697 That's what I said, it doesn't matter how large he is, he's still fast as fuck
@@masterofdoots5965 Oh, ok
he is a smooth criminal
I love how this is all based on the initial minion's height.
Matpat: After Five Years I've Finally Found Mario's Height
Slazo: How Cute
Nobody
4 year old weebs
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@@diamondgamingstudiousmrdgs 4 year old weebs? That's new.
His 11 year old daughter, Margo is 7 feet. Let that sink in...
@@diamondgamingstudiousmrdgs The hell are these replies
a b s o l u t e
Lol that i find you here
I wasted 2 days of my life wathing ur stream of the dvd logo
Memetastic you’re late
Why
The hype is real with the dvd logo
U n i t
"Gru's car....might be breaking the law"
HE'S A SUPERVILLAIN
My bedroom window is at the foot of my bed and is 12 feet above the ground, I can’t shake the idea of waking up to the silhouette of Gru staring at me through my window.
The craziest part is that there are taller people than Gru in the Despicable Me universe
Charlie Flynt damn
If Gru is 14 feet tall, how wide is Mr. Perkins?
@@theleftuprightatsoldierfield how wide? 😏
Charlie Flynt like the guy who wouldn’t sell him the unicorn
Hold up, there are people taller than this absolute unit?
Matpat : I can measure the size of Mario
Slazo : Hold my beer
yoshino taiki You a pickle chin ah boi
Thanks lad. I can always appreciate when MatPat gets slammed.
Matpat "takes 5 years to discover Mario's size"
Slazo:how you dare oppose me mortal.
@@gilbertotabares8196 go fuck yourself
Matpat: I can get the correct length of Luigi's *d i c k*
Slazo's newest video:
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To be fair, the speed is very much questionable because the missiles aren't known as some specific real life model, but a custom so you cannot just guesstimate the speed, you could probably spend a great amount of effort to get the speed of the missile using pixel measurements just like with height, correcting for distance from camera etc.
dooont care
He probably uses slow ones because they look cool
You could use the speed that gru falls and the width of the missile to find the distance he falls. Then using the speed of the slowdown find how fast the missiles and the speed of gru is.
Also use the speed a normal object falls in another scene for the gravity of the world. Use multiple for most accurate results.
Also find a object that’s sized the same everywhere. For example a street sign. Then use that to accurately find the height of gru instead of estimations.
yah know it's entirely possible those missiles are supersonic and they just didn't bother adding the boom
ok so I did some digging the most sensitive passive ir guided missile(heat seeking) is the fim 92 stinger
it travels at a speed of mach 2.54
now why the stinger missile? because in theory early prototypes could lock low level heat sources like humans on the ground even though it's an aa weapon
in the movie the missiles are heat seeking and lock to him.
since the stinger is the closest reference we and gru seems to equal or exceed the speed of the missiles we must assume that gru is moving at near mach 2.54
additional this results in him pulling 887 g's
i literally do not care
Gru isn't fat. He is actually just straight up *THE* Giga Chad, and those are his huge abs.
What about his wife? She's EVEN TALLER
Probably 15 ft
She wears heels
*wife
True
The only reason I liked was because I would be the 69th like. And I was. Losers.
My math teachers were right, you will use math after you graduate
And for a very important reason
Crap
Bold of you to assume that Slazo graduated.
420 likes, nice
*gru* duate ( I’m so sorry )
It’s a tradition to come back to this video every once in a while
lmao ikr
I’m partaking once more brothers
I think the minions' heights are very exaggerated.
Especially considering that normal people in that universe appear 3/4 to 4/5 the height of Gru. He's still a massive absolute unit, but normal people tend to reach his shoulder or chest.
So either the minions are considerably shorter, the measurement system of that universe is very skewed, or 10 ft is the norm.
Or there’s a couple of extreme outliers dragging up Minion average size, kicking and screaming, skyward.
You forgot one thing....
He carried the fricking *M* *O* *O* *N*
He shrunk it though XD
DemogorgonHunter14 it still retains its mass, meaning gru was holding a frickin should-be black hole in the palm of his hands.
@@rion7088 The earth has to be golf ball size to be a black hole so I don't think the moon would be a black hole but I would say it is close to the density to a neutron star.
If not a black hole, he would be almost crunched into the small moon itself. The mass would still hold a f*** ton of gravity. And in that small size, it would be nuts.
Unknown Fox he held a fu**ing neutron star in the palm of his hand on earth.
My man Gru just accelerated at 27 G's and acted like it was nothing. He is truly unstoppable
Butterbros23445 well obviously the "g" actually stands for "Gru", from whom gravity itself was named.
Man, what a legend.
I actually pissed a little while reading this
Experiencing 27 Gs is comparable to being slapped at every location on your body including your internal organs
Steve Buscemi except gru is the person slapping you...
the fact that he can also withstand the insane amount of energy produced by the subsonic missiles and move past them makes it even easier to determine that gru is god
I like how all this started because someone farted out a Canon height for the minions without thinking of the implications
Boomers: funny minion memes
Gen Z: funny gru memes
Millennials funny grinion memes
unfunny minion memes you mean
I didn't think minions were boomer friendly
R34 artists: funny gru meme yes
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People in my maths class say: “what is the actual use of maths in real life”
It is this
XD!!!!
That is really unfortunate.
*THIS IS IT CHIEF*
666 likes
@@apollo06 lol are you stupid it clearly says 719 likes lmfao
I love how this whole video's concept is based upon the fact that minions are 105 centimeters tall, and that just makes the entire universe seem bigger than it actually is.
“Gorls and gentleminions, we got him.” -Felonius Gru
Dumb teenager: I'll never use math in real life.
Slazo: what is the size of this lad?
I use maths everyday bro
Teenagers: When will I ever use Bijection, Bayesian probability, asymptote, binomial coefficients and combinatorics in real life???
Chad Kirby: FUCKING BRAINLETS
Hello everybody and welcome back to film theory
I love that a 12yo girl is almost taller than Shaquille O’Neil
I love that a 12yo girl is almost wider than Shaquille O’Neil
Is taller*
@random the film
By any chance do you have a plan
Yep
Gru could solo the entire MCU and DCU at the same time
So one small problem: Minions seem to generally come in two sizes. There's the short minion you used to measure Gru, and the slightly taller one that seems a bit less common. If the "average minion" is 3.5 ft, then this is somewhere in between the short and tall minion, which means the short minion used to measure Gru is slightly less than 3.5 feet.
yep
He'd still be at least 12 foot though!
facebook moms are *quaking*
Oh gods, I read 'quacking' and laughed my butt off for some reason, 'till I realized it was 'quaking'. Sorry, just wanted to get that out there.
666th like, ur welcome
Wait, from gru' s *rocket*
According to the comics, Thanos is 8'2", meaning if Gru is 14', he's almost twice the size of Thanos
My uncle works for Epic Games and he said they will put minions and Jake Paul into Fortnite!
DeltaNedas ask him if dame tu cosita Will be added too
top 10 characters that could beat Thanos in seconds
Hehe who doesn't feel so good now?
@Awsome Guy nou
No wonder this man was able to steal the moon, what an absolute legend
Since we've seen Gru next to other people and they are all around his height, this would indicate that he lives in a world of giants.
Imagine seeing a 14 foot tall man traveling 250 meters a second running directly at you
You have to imagine, because he'd be too fast to see
FLINT LOCKWOOD
@@hawks8332 OH, my gosh, a jaywalker.
You wouldn’t see him, he’s just be there.
Gonna get fucking impaled by that spear of a nose
Imagine walking down the street and you see a 14 foot man running at 257 meters per second
Yeah, we called him, Waluigi but taller
You wouldn’t see anything
Maggots!!!!!!!!!
FAST AS FUCK BOI
@@reecemurdoch1938 Yeah just a shadow and a giant boner
"His car is illegal"
Gru: "Exactly"
Wow, that was actually really really fun to watch. I adore these kinds of big numbers maths comparisons videos with a huge load of science.
Usain Bolt: 10.4 m/s
Cheetah: 31.1 m/s
Peregrine Falcon: 82 m/s
Fastest Car: 127 m/s
Gru: 257 m/s
Try Not To Laugh *EXTREME CHALLENGE* Shaggy 9999999999 m/s
If Gru ran into you he’d turn you into human fucking jam.
Jam and jelly.
Try Not To Laugh *EXTREME CHALLENGE* YOU FORGOT *KSI*
still 86m/s away from the sound barrier
Conclusion: if you see this man charging at you, RUN.
Kendell Nicholson how?
Well, since he is like 3 times the size of a adult human, he can outrun anyone
Impossible
run to the left or right because he won't be able to turn
How? His legs occupy half his height, he can do a mile in like five steps!
I love how Gru's nose is almost 2 feet tall.
The video that started the legend, we miss you king.
*_WHAT AN ABSOLUTE GRUNIT_*
shit ur moth
yes
I laughed way too hard at this
stick ye nose in me ass hole daddy gru
nice
*10 characters who could defeat Thanos even with the Infinity gauntlet in seconds*
*9999999 characters who could defeat Gru with the Tsar Bomb in 9999999 millenia decades*
Gru knows to go for the head
Well i would say beings that are higher than it like the one above all or the presence or the aurther him self
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I didn't realize how much I needed this...
Thank you.
0:19 Gru just happily flipping us off
Attack on gru
nick memeholder HAVING SEX WITH THE BEES AND THE EAGLES!!
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your avatar discribes me right now
hmhmhmhhmmmm...... *JAEGER*
Ultra instinct gru
No you've all got it wrong!
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.
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S A S A G E Y O !
_MatPat has left the chat_
@God yes
2:43
He’s trash Lmao
He’d be proud
MatPat Is Smarter
I love how Gru is considered a legend but his servants are considered the opposite
The worst part is there are characters that make gru look short so Felonious gru isn't the tallest
“In terms of money, we have no money.”
True words of a multi-millionaire
*billionaire
I mean...have you ever asked a billionaire to donate to charity??
@@python1972 oh I actualy HAVE! they said they were broke
Bro is smart hiding his investment
No money but apparently a lot of asset
Gru is 4 times the size of a minion
A minion is 105cm
Whiich means...
Gru is 420 centimetres
holy shit
That's high
wow
_Wheeze_
OH CRAP THATS SCARY
I don’t even want to know the size of the boss of bank of evil, Mr.Perkins
Gru is BIGGER than you
Gru is FASTER than you
Gru is SMARTER than you
Gru is RICHER than you
Gru is BETTER than you
Someone said
Gru is STRONGER than you
Cause he can punch a shark
Gru works harder, better, faster, stronger.
I'm a breed between a blue whale ,a cheetah , Einstein and Jeff bezos so fuck you
DavisH Mayo senpi GRU teach me your ways
prismarineminer daft punk 🤣
Absolute grunit
Bless you.
Million Ants *_y e s_*
3:15 “12.1 METERS HIGH”
Gru’s stats
Nationality: Ukrainian
Top speed: 574 mph
Age: 62
Birthday: 1/23/1960
Height: 14 ft
IQ: 550
Weight: 1603 lbs
Power rank: 22,000,000
Species: human
Children: 3
Occupation: supervillain (formerly)
Residence: Tampa bay, Florida
Birthplace: kharkiv, ukraine
He's Ukranian? Or American?
Or Russian?
@@johannsanchocuevas7854 gru is not a westerner
@@Iceland9876 so.. Russian?
i just googled and it said grus from new mexico. could be wrong tho. either way hes a chad
I dont think Grue is at all human
"Here's the average man... and here's gru."
*me spitting out water
but a rather small amount of replies
F.
Man is literally a titan
@@Yougotcaged102 how about a little more?
@@caylapelt that begs the question who would win between gru and the titains
Is nobody gonna talk about how Gru just *punched* a shark?
Nah
Everyone can punch a shark if they're lucky. Btw punching a shark in the nose causes it to retreat.
@@mduis9532 Yes but he paralyzed the shark
Alpha which takes the impact that a 500 pound car crashing into a wall travelling at 30mph (3000 newtons) to shatter a spine
@@mduis9532 Anyone can punch a shark but, probably, at least 98% will have ineffective punches and as a result will be killed by shark. Only people that have a punch that emmits enough threatening force would force it to retreat.
Fun Fact: at the start of the first movie, Gru is getting coffee and he is normal sized next to the people In The scene.
I appreciate the extra time you took to include subtitles, most people don’t do that I have to watch it without sound sometimes and when I have to the auto-generated subtitles aren’t very accurate.
+39 IQ
CimlyAnimations Einstein is q u a k i n g in his g r a v e
-39 iq
*w o k e*
-5 IQ for not calculating his super human reaction speed during the missile scene.
CimlyAnimations 1000th like m8
"How would math help me in the real world?"
Create a problem that only you can solve. People pay you.
That house is 4 grus tall
Thank you for making this video, it was genuinely very educational
This video is the happiest I’ve ever been being taught, this is what needs to be taught in schools, THIS IS WHAT CHILDREN OF OUR GENERATION NEED TO KNOW
*I’VE JUST CALCULATED THAT GRU CAN MOVE AT A SPEED OF 0.75 MACH, WHICH MEANS HE MOVES FASTER THAN THE MISSILES*
WooshIfGay the video stayed that already...
No he moves faster than the missles you can see that in the slow mo with him jumping all around them wile they are barely moving
Umm.. it’s Mach 0.78
275mps is a lot more than that lol
He even carrying the moon in his pocket
16 Years of schooling
Just to see the size of this mad lad
Worth it.
16 years?
@@devinroling5895 I'm lost too
r/madlads
Heeels
“Here’s the worlds tallest man. And here’s gru.”
What the heck my man 😂
Gru should be an scp. Like he is literally too fast to see, 14 feet tall, and he can kill anything around him
Teachers should honestly make this a test question.
Teacher: ok kids! Pop quiz! How tall is gru?
Student: umm, this is collage why woul-
Other student: He is 14 feet tall with a vveeeerrrryy looooooong............. nose.
"According to the size of a minion (3.5 ft.), how large is Gru, 4 minions tall?"
Yeah since we already know the answer
>Possesses insane levels of strength and speed
>Has godlike reaction time
>Is bald
Gru is One Punch Man confirmed.
Apollo Pulse if gru isn't a grade s hero in season two i will delete netflix
It's saitama idiot
INFINITUM silence, weeb
That's where you're wrong. One thing far distances the power of Felonius Gru from that of Saitama.
Gru's been given god-tier irresistibility.
But is he Caillou?
Minions are more so volunteers than slaves since they live to serve who they consider the most evil
Damn, THE SIZE of this man, like imagine him walking up to you.
So this is the answer everyone’s look for when they ask the question “when will we use this in real life” in 8th grade math
rena is a loser I’m a shawol too!
Ahhhh so true I did this stuff this year
Aliens: Do you think humans are ready to initiate contact with us?
*watches video*
It seems that they have surpassed us a long time ago
Yes.
This shows how beautiful the human race is
1:04 I like how every person In this frame is casually taller than the tallest person to have ever lived
It's a world of giants though. Do remember he's taller than average but not outrageously so. The doctor at 4:55 is bent over and old but easily reaches Gru's shoulder with the hair nearly putting him at eye level.
Yeah the average human in the despicable me World is probably around 13 feet
BUT LUCY IS LIKE A SOLID TWO FEET TALLER
Professional Pretender vectors dad is even bigger 😱
Professional Pretender STOP NO
I don't want to like the comment
O fuck
@@projecttitanica9516 do it
Hold up......
how big is the guy at the bank of evil?!
Lmfaoo ikr 😂
HOW BIG ARE THE APPLES HE SQUISHES?! D:
Largest character in DM universe
I literally was just thinking of that
And how about Lucy?
I didn't know I needed this video 😂 this was great
I had no idea his legs are able to hold up the sheer mass of this man.
Matthew Patrick: *Deletes entire script*
Patthew Matrick: *Recovers script from Recycling Bin 2 weeks later*
Gru is his last name
Meaning
His brothers full name is Dru Gru
I'm just going to let that sink in.
I can't tell if this information is cursed or blessed
^^
God i cant get Dru Gru out of my damn mind
Space Wed it’s blursed
Yeah, well I never saw Dru grow.
Nooooo! He made a big mistake when he said it was 30 frames per second! Almost all cinemas even animated are 24 frames per second…. Good video though
8:25 I was not ready for that 😂😂😂
But.. but his wife is taller than him holy crap she’s the colossal one.
what a unit
not in girth 😂
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I'm calling it now, next week's film theory is going to be "How TALL is GRU??"
Puffer Fish true 😂
Puffer Fish dm if he does
Cjc Thunderstrike lmao on what grounds?
Innocuous_Cat copy strike
Georgi Lazarov looks like you owe someone 5 bucks it was on marvels infinity war and was posted a day ago
I have had this pop up in my recomended three times, and eatch time i have watched the whole thing. Masterpiece.
The usage of the term ‘this lad’ is so British. And as a Brit, I love this
Rich, tall and handsome
I’m dEAD and smart
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His girl is like almost a foot taller then him too
Heels
I think you mean his goryl.
Than*
*gorl
His boss is like 25 meters taller than Hume too
Truly a work of art
Math Teacher: "The test won't be that hard!"
*The Test:*
And the fact that gru literally held the moon in one hand (volume is shrinking, not mass)
He's basically god at this point.
That means hes able to lift objects over 10 sextillion pounds with ease, thats 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. My god....
Owo
@Plat Dragon I did the math a bit more on that infact, it would take about 1.2 million Gru's to create a black hole. with an army of a million Gru's, light couldn't even escape.
@Plat Dragon Oh the moon should be friggen dust from Gru's gravitational pull, let alone earths, technically speaking Gru, Earth, and the Moon should be non existant the moment they came that close they would rip eachother apart, not to mention Gru himself on the planet should probably obliterate Earth just by him standing there.
Top 10 characters who could kill thanos in seconds (even with infinity gauntlet)
*true*
Probably tho
Carl from Jimmy neutron
Fiona from Shrek
Bongo Cat from Bongo Cat
Gru isn't even the biggest guy around in Despicable Me universe.
I would love to know how big Stronghold from Rise of Gru is. That dude was MASSIVE.
I love how this man woke up and decided to make a video about Gru's size of all things.
maths teachers should play this when students say they'll never need maths in the real world
Ellen Singleton
Math*
No No UK exists
Fernando Alves
Maths isn’t a word
No No
Yes it is, look it up.
No No
It's short for 'mathematics'. What is 'math' short for?
Roses are red
The walls are plaster
The kids are fast
But gru is faster
So is my priest
Yeetus deluts im a fetus xD
Ooof
What happened in 1845
Edgy Barney no man that’s his killstreak
Nah, he's big enough to hold the moon comfortably in his hand
this video is such a legend. no, I didn't search this, it just popped up after several years. man I remember first seeing this video lmao
Legal size for a truck: 4.45 meters
Gru’s car: HOLD MY BEER
Gru: *HOLD MY GALLON OF BEER*
I don't drink beer I drink blood
*H O L D MY GASOLINE*
HOLD MY *J U C E B O X X*
@@kiahkiahkiahkiahkiah lol