Jake Got Dumped | Two and a Half Men

“I really shouldn't be giving him advice that could help him reproduce, should I?”
Season 5 Episode 10: Kinda Like Necrophilia
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[@jackkavanagh6337]

🎶 “how can you stop the rain from falling down?”🎶 I love that line! I’m so using that.

[@kevinwinters5426]

Dude, that’s from an old Bee Gees/ Al Greene song.

[@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld]

Yeah, Charlie was an ass --
Like he can even sing ??

[@PipeHorseFriend]

And also an iconic song

[@Justaguy-d3eWr]

@@kevinwinters5426ai

[@yashmodi919]

He's the pinnacle of male evolution. 😂😂 Whoever wrote these dialogues is awsm😂

[@harshckuk]

Pinnacle of male evolution 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vivektam]

Thank you 😂🤣

[@noahjenkins8408]

thank you

[@ZombieN8YT]

“Yeah I know how that goes. You wake up in the morning and there she is.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chinabornface8359]

Jake: "are you drunk"...
Charlie:"a little" 😂😂

[@rockercyborg6965]

At least he was honest about it

[@strefer4666]

I still love that bee gees joke

[@AgushNyang]

How can you stop the rain, from falling down😂😂😂😂

[@joshuadabrowski0033]

Thought you said he got dumped? 😂😂😂😂

[@whoisyouranime]

2:26 That's good advice.

[@isorozco511]

Yup its legit true

[@Melakaexplorer]

Pinnacle of male evolution? 😂

[@Justaguy-d3eWr]

Pinnacle of male evolution😂😂😂😂

[@59771006]

“Yeah I know that goes you wake up in the morning and there she is shut up I know that was wrong”

[@brittanymartin6122]

That is so Charlie Harper.

[@sudiptab57]

How nice
Both daddy and son got education about flirting

[@Justaguy-d3eWr]

DADDY!!

[@Cardlimits]

I cannot confirm or deny charlie's advise checks out, in the end the most popular girl being the least talked to can check out for way more reasons than just being pretty, find out those reasons first.

[@wwill182]

His advice was good but it doesn't work anymore, we are on the time of social media and online validation

[@anthonyvasquezactor]

​@wwill182 Exactly. It used to be that the man brave enough to approach the most beautiful woman would likely win her. Now in the age of social media, women are validated by men left and right. Attention for women is what sex is to men.

[@pawarnikhilh]

You can't kill bad feelings with alcohol uncle Charlie. And you can't stuff your emotions with cupcakes either, believe me, I have tried
❤

[@CraigHumphries-q6y]

Charlie is the best

[@maxiswenny]

Yes, I actually want to hear Jive Talkin' 😂

[@davidlindsay131]

That's what SHE said.

[@kylexy2901]

why couldn't you said this 20years ago😂😂😂😂

[@ambreeniram2268]

Charlie is the best.

[@MaDFroG88]

Pinnacle of male evolution 😂

[@MrRandomPrankster]

Charlie is perfect!

[@konpsymusic]

some guys get dumped sooner and later, right Alan

[@alejandrovaras1018]

Who is better then Jake?? 🤣🤣🤣

[@iiTzAussieJay]

Come on dad I wasn’t born 20 years ago 😂😂😂

[@GanonGhidorah]

I think what I hate is that Chuck Lorre said they would depict Jake as a "real-kid."
A kid like Jake _would not have a girlfriend at all._

[@artful1967]

why not?

[@Naemoh]

@@artful1967Probably because OP never got one.

[@GanonGhidorah]

@@artful1967 Why not? _Why not?!_ Just _look at him!_
He's fat, he's gross, he's lazy, he has absolutely _no ambition_ and no motivation to do anything, and as the show would continue to have him be throughout the series, _he's a complete moron._
And let's face it, as far as looks are concerned, Jake is _hardly a prize._
The simple reality is, if there's any girl on this planet that can tolerate Jake's presence for more than five seconds, she's probably -
A; scamming for a green-card.
B; looking to hack Jake's bank-account and/or steal his car.
Or C; certifiably insane, has no standards, and probably is trying to get back at her parents.
The kid doesn't even know that 100 dollars a month across an entire year is _more_ than a thousand dollars. He thinks it's _less._ That's the kind of stupidity that leads people to drink laundry-detergent.

[@Hawkhunter07]

What? You sound clueless lol

[@redhood444]

There’s always a weird chick for a weird guy

[@Ghidorah382]

Why does he keep getting dumped

[@realdeal8099]

Blessing in disguise

[@user-so9qk1nf4t]

Please dont call your child "buddy". Your child is not your "buddy".
You are the PARENT. You are the adult. YOU'RE the leader , teacher, guide. You're not the "buddy".
(Oh, and the bills are your job , too. Because you are the ADULT!!!)

[@konpsymusic]

but you said he got dumped

[@samiyoabdiali7214]

👑🔥👏🏽🤎💜🧡❤️🇸🇴🇸🇩✌🏽

[@benjamini8146]

😎😎😎 😎😎😎👩🏻👩🏻👩🏻👩🏻👩🏻 👩🏻👩🏻👩🏻 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

[@CreachterZ]

Don’t worry, you have a sandwich in your future.

[@terryW162]

I can see why Sheen quit the show i can't stand Allan dude,the writers make him look bad dad and gay!

[@theyorkshireladyoyo]

I hate Alan when he stutters he thinks he is better than everyone else I have beaten up guys like him before

[@patrickdornoff2735]

It adds to his awkward dorky good hearted self

[@artful1967]

so you are a bully and a violant bully. and apparantly proud of it. nice to know

[@derrickbird9676]

Congratulations

[@bkc7228]

I think that's by design

[@asm7406]

Not Criying

[@indianastarkjones1535]

Sweet Bee Gees reference.

[@preenachudasama2716]

😖🤴🤴🤴