There's not much funny on Comedy Central. Ancient reruns of Dave Chappell. Any new stuff? I don't know of any. Killing one of the best shows can't be smart.
They tried to give Aquanetta or Awkvagina or Whatever the hell her name is a TV show and that shit is not funny at all. I am not even Asian and I am offended by how incredibly stupid that show is. CC needs to actually go out to the comedy clubs and recruit people that are funny and talented and stop trying to give these so called Instagram comedians TV shows. The majority of the people sitting up on Instagram that are calling themselves are not actually funny at all.
One time in elementary school, I had to present a project on the Wright Brothers. Rather than just stand there and speak, I dressed as Katherine Wright, so I could tell the story as though I was there.
*I can relate..* In 4th grade we had Benjamin Franklin day with extra credit for costumes… *My mom had a flare for feminism within the Mormon church* _(and I just wanted to make people laugh & get attention)_ *so I dressed as **#DeborahReadFranklin** and co-won the contest with my friend who went as Ben.*
So, the silk king dude was caught by the Kopps, who later became cops? And he went to jail, not for a hit and run, harassment, extortion, threatening and terrorizing women, or attempted murder... but for abusing the mail?
They did miss an opportunity, very true.. but those girls look like death warmed up these days. I also recall reading somewhere that they don't get along with their siblings but who ever knows what's true in magazines if there's anything true in there at all. :p
i feel like its worth mentioning that Constance Kopp was six feet tall and 180 pounds. And this was a hundred years ago, when the average *man* was 5'8"
Correction...Post was there as a patient. He stole their idea of Grape Nuts. That was Kellos breakfast cereal meal. After Post stole that the younger brother mistakenly made flames after leaving a batch of the grape nuts out all night. He bought out his brother for the name just as the facility was going under. I think she was just drunk and got it all mixed up. Lol still loved this show and sad it was canceled
Wait, whuuut? CC cancelled this show? That's insane! This show is brilliant! I love history, and seeing my fav celebs drunk telling stories about stuff that actually happened.
Ghosts are known for beings that have unsettled business, couldn’t/ didn’t pass on to the other realms… uh yea it wouldn’t be every one that ever lived.. no houses would EVER be sold if that were the case 🤨
Foot warmer: my younger sister and I had to share a bed growing up in Montana. I would wait an hour after she went to bed. So it would be warm. And when getting in bed, I'd plant my feet on her back to warm them up. 😆 she hated it! Which made it all the more enjoyable. She passed away suddenly in 2019...I miss her.
i just wanted to say bc i found this very WOOOAAHHH that jenna fischer and katharine wright are exactly 100 years apart. katharine was born in 1874 and jenna in 1974 :)
I'm jealous all these people are great storytellers while they can barely put two thoughts together on the verge of passing out, I can't do it sober with even a bit of prep
This is obviously an older video, but for anyone interested in a more in-depth and equally hilarious look at Dr. Kellogg, I highly recommend the episode the podcast the Dollop did on him. It takes a lot longer to get to the cereal part, and the reveal of it is amazing.
My mother is one of the dumbest people I know. Her newest friend is "a medium in training." I guess, when you're a medium/scam artist, you don't start out with the hardest client, you start with the easiest! Fun fact: she's an anti-masker and her name really is Karen.
0:50 "No Sugar" I know that most people mean purely sucrose here, but I am just over here like Hah, good luck living with out all the other kinds of sugars your body actually needs. lol
Don't the views of these compilations of old "drunk Histories" tell to CC they made a bad decision? Let alone the views on the originals, as most have seen these and don't want "Best Of", but new stuff!? How about "Drunk Current History to be"? So current affairs, told by drunken people and performed so well as the Histories were? You could do "Inside the White House" speculative stuff and/or just bring this hugely liked thing back!! #ComedyCentralFailsDrunkPotSmokers so most of their followers, but this was even educational!! So much History to go, you didn't even do but the USA "nice version" of history... Like USA is some 300 yrs old... Hellova lot History left out! just some 1500 years since the the Bible was compiled in Nicea!
53 people (thus far) "liked" this which means they read it All, comprehended Everything about it, and Loved it. Meanwhile back in the upper midwest... perhaps if a Scottish person read this to me real quick- I might understand it better.
More like 450 years old they don't want to reach back too far and say too much because there is a lot of bad stuff and Europeans are involved it was all basically like the Nazis and the Jews it was something that started off and became a perpetual entity because of vanity and pride but the Nazis knew who they were imprisoning they knew the real Jew is Hebrew the non Hebrew is Jew ish they take bits and pieces of quality knowledge and use it for their own benefit as to what extreme they have been doing that only they know for now
@@toolguyslayer1 umm.. I Will just leave this as borrowin' missyRY "one person liked and so understood while me in Finland (definitely on the Nazis side, against Soviets. Until the Nazis burnt Lapland when leaving.. I am aware of my countrys history, all should or stagnate back the cycles..) really didn't enough to really respond.. But like there is Roman, Ottoman, Chinese, Mayan, etc. empires & history. Like an episode of the inka (or was it mayan?) warrior Tupac I'd like to see, and examples are a plenty..
Paget Brewster holds it together drunk really well.
i couldn't even really tell she was drunk until she was eating the corn flakes lololol
her new is Brew-ster...what did u expect
oh but she gets shitty drunk in some of them 🤣 🤣 🤣
yeah. we love that abt her
Its Sadie Doyle coming through.
I like that they use Owen Wilson and Luke Wilson for this XD
You barely see them in anything together.
Last thing I can remember is the Royal Tenanbaums
Cabinet Space Wars: "Luke,, i am your Partner."
Wendel Baker is an extremely underrated movie with both the Wilson bros... Bottle Rocket was great as well
Wow
The execs at CC are insanely stupid for canceling this show.
There's not much funny on Comedy Central. Ancient reruns of Dave Chappell. Any new stuff? I don't know of any. Killing one of the best shows can't be smart.
they cancelled tosh too.....they're dead to me.
They tried to give Aquanetta or Awkvagina or Whatever the hell her name is a TV show and that shit is not funny at all. I am not even Asian and I am offended by how incredibly stupid that show is.
CC needs to actually go out to the comedy clubs and recruit people that are funny and talented and stop trying to give these so called Instagram comedians TV shows. The majority of the people sitting up on Instagram that are calling themselves are not actually funny at all.
Wait they cancelled it?
Or just got too drunk, and canceled it.
I would pay SO MUCH money for a movie about the Kellogg brothers with Luke and Owen Wilson
One has been made with Matthew Broderick and Brigette Fonda
The road to wellville
I'm listening..
That is hilarious 🏁
They played the Wright Brothers in a movie, so close enough.
One time in elementary school, I had to present a project on the Wright Brothers. Rather than just stand there and speak, I dressed as Katherine Wright, so I could tell the story as though I was there.
*I can relate..* In 4th grade we had Benjamin Franklin day with extra credit for costumes…
*My mom had a flare for feminism within the Mormon church* _(and I just wanted to make people laugh & get attention)_ *so I dressed as **#DeborahReadFranklin** and co-won the contest with my friend who went as Ben.*
Ummm...those of these stories are awesome! *ROUND OF APPLAUSE*
*Will Kellogg wins the case*
John: Wow!
Netflix needs to Pick this show up
That would be awesome!
I second this emotion...
Give them a bigger budget and less censorship STAT...
@@mnemonichotpocket i feel like the budget is part of what makes this show so great 😂
Its on hulu
@@cynthiaramirez8384 new episodes?
I love how P comes back with a whole fur coat on 🤣..."I'm drunk, lemme put on my fur coat..."
I love you Paget Brewster!! Drunk historian for the ages
same!!
I had no clue there was a Wright sister, in all the history I have learned, only the brothers get the spotlight.
So, the silk king dude was caught by the Kopps, who later became cops? And he went to jail, not for a hit and run, harassment, extortion, threatening and terrorizing women, or attempted murder... but for abusing the mail?
You don’t fuck with the mail
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction
dame that rhymed
they only jailed al capone for tax evasion. the legal system is weird
The Cherry Sisters' story has me LAUGHING OUT LOUD. Little Women meets vaudeville in rural Midwest. 😂😂😂
That Madonna line got me 😂😂😂
I hollered!
@@renrick was my puppy’s
right cracking the eff up
He delivered it like it was the most factual part of the bit. Hilarious.
Derek's face was priceless. For a second he really lived in a world where Madonna was also a badass gun toting Kopp-cop.
I can hear Owen Wilson talking and Owen Wilson isn’t even talking
Literally thinking the same thing lmao
Wow
I was thinking "why does Owen Wilson look like shit"
I legit hear luke Wilson too
I know right...!
13:25 They put "1914 drinks" on the bottles, I can't.
The Cherry sisters segment may be my favorite one they ever did. I still sometimes break out into CORN JUUUUIICE 😂
Owen and Luke Wilson should do EVERY project together!
Comedy Central you were so dumb to cancel this show! I know COVID wrecked everything, but it couldn't have just gone on hiatus for a year??
I think if something is good it gets canned soon as someone asks for a raise.😲
it got cancelled?!!!!!!
There’s a new one
Alcohol is a disinfectant, everything would have been fine if they just drank even more
Viacom is going heavy into reality/animated so almost everything live action scripted got the axe.
I love that the reenactments are voiced by the people telling the story
"solid ropey poops per day" 🤣 Paget is one of my favs on DH.
What does that even mean?..lol😅
I learned more in this video than in my whole history class.
I would love for my class to be like this haha
Cop sisters in the "Charlie's Angels" pose... Hahaha!!!!! That's funny!!! 😄😄😄😄 Totally LOVE this show! 😄👍👍
the fact that Elizabeth Olsen was sisters with two other women and they didn't cast Mary Kate and Ashley is a hate crime.
They don’t act anymore! Wish people would just get over it 😤
Girl they can’t afford Mary Kate and Ashley
@@khatzeye Are you implying they "Acted", basically, before?
They did miss an opportunity, very true.. but those girls look like death warmed up these days. I also recall reading somewhere that they don't get along with their siblings but who ever knows what's true in magazines if there's anything true in there at all. :p
@@khatzeye it was probably intense growing up the way they did
Lol, he’s in zebra pajamas at the end of the Kellogg story
I think that's one of Paget's dresses or blouse. Looks like they played dress up (she put on furry coat)
i feel like its worth mentioning that Constance Kopp was six feet tall and 180 pounds. And this was a hundred years ago, when the average *man* was 5'8"
I love it when Jenny Slate narrates, My favorite thing is when the actors mouth out her giggles
The next WandaVision series needs to do a callback to Elizabeth Olson's portrayal of a Kopp Sister.
14:49 It was Agatha all along.
😮
Paget Brewster is the most focused drunk ever lmaaaaooo
“Otherwise it’s just mold flakes” lol 😂
Orville's face at the wedding though😂😂😂😂😂
Correction...Post was there as a patient. He stole their idea of Grape Nuts. That was Kellos breakfast cereal meal. After Post stole that the younger brother mistakenly made flames after leaving a batch of the grape nuts out all night. He bought out his brother for the name just as the facility was going under. I think she was just drunk and got it all mixed up. Lol still loved this show and sad it was canceled
Yea... The Business Wars podcast does a way way way better job of telling the story.
The cherry sisters inspire the Kardashians :p
“Well I’m an American woman and I love corn juice” LOVE JENNY SLATE!!
Paget Brewster has such a different voice than on criminal minds but LOVE HER!!
Wait, whuuut? CC cancelled this show? That's insane! This show is brilliant! I love history, and seeing my fav celebs drunk telling stories about stuff that actually happened.
love this show, the lip-syncing makes it so good
Ashley Johnson and Ben Folds in The Cherry Sisters made my heart so happy ❤
“Make the picture look wavey doododooodoolaadodolooofoo
Everyone Else: Oh the Cherry sisters that's cool.
Me: IS THAT FREAKIN ASHLEY JOHNSON?! YASHA!! AAAAAAAAHH
Sometimes I forget she's an actual actor instead of a voice actor xD
There's been approximaty 100 billion people who have ever lived, if ghosts were real, I feel like you'd trip up over them everywhere.
Ghosts are known for beings that have unsettled business, couldn’t/ didn’t pass on to the other realms… uh yea it wouldn’t be every one that ever lived.. no houses would EVER be sold if that were the case 🤨
Foot warmer: my younger sister and I had to share a bed growing up in Montana. I would wait an hour after she went to bed. So it would be warm. And when getting in bed, I'd plant my feet on her back to warm them up. 😆 she hated it! Which made it all the more enjoyable. She passed away suddenly in 2019...I miss her.
I'm so sorry you lost your sister 💔
Ironically, Seventh-day adventists LOOOVE sugar these days
Bruh Elizabeth Olsen missed her the first time
there’s three of them?? i never knew...
"I just crossed some sort of drunken threshold". That's the worst feeling!!!!🤣🤣🤣
"I'm gonna burp"
"It's okay"
🤣
This show introduced me to Jenny Slate & I love her!
More more more I want more drunk history ....... and maybe some Frosted Flakes
The show stopped
It's better with sugar! !
Funny I had a bowl of Frosted Flakes right before I watched this 😁
I knew we were in trouble when 5 seconds in, we hear about a sanitarium rather than a sanitorium 😆
Scarlet witch taking a dump then gets shot at 😂😂😂
Drunk History, please do the story on the Dassler Bros, who both had a feud and started Adidas and Puma. So interesting!
Both of them looked so damn cute when they ate the cereal 😋
21:23 - 21:49 this entire exchange hits different after now that we’ve been blessed by Corn Kids’ amazing masterpiece.
They need to do Stoned History next
no
@@nightboiii do you actually have a valid reason?
@@Jeskers18 was that reasoning valid enough for you?
@@nightboiii nope lol.
@@Jeskers18 it wouldn’t be as funny and will never take of
Let's get physical, physical!
😆😆😆😆😆😆
OWEN WILSON LOOKS LIKE COLONEL SANDERS AND MOBIUS HAD A BABY
i just wanted to say bc i found this very WOOOAAHHH that jenna fischer and katharine wright are exactly 100 years apart. katharine was born in 1874 and jenna in 1974 :)
Cool!
Paget Brewster never disappointed on this show
IDK why, but the ‘1914 drinks’ gets me every time!! 😂
30 minutes!?... I go make some popcorn 🍿
Every episode of Drunk History I've seen to date is excellent!!
"GUYS i was tryna take a dump but i was getting SHOT AT😢"
14:40 the pencil breaks she don’t even cares I can’t 😂😂😂
Great production value on the Wright story.
Derek and Jenny have great chemistry LOL
So, cereal is mold. That's processed food for ya.
The processing inhibits mold, because of preservatives.
And it's not real.
Fermentation, my friend
So is penicillin, essentially.
I love that they used the Wilson brothers for this
I'm jealous all these people are great storytellers while they can barely put two thoughts together on the verge of passing out,
I can't do it sober with even a bit of prep
I go off on a tangent and forget the story itself because I talk way too much, can't even control it.
The key to public speaking is a drink or two
They do get a week or two to read up on their topic
I don’t know most of these people, but I’m pretty sure they’re all in the entertainment biz where they’ve got plenty of experience.
They used Luke & Owen Wilson & they're real brothers! 😂
Thank you Waters, I love this show.
This is obviously an older video, but for anyone interested in a more in-depth and equally hilarious look at Dr. Kellogg, I highly recommend the episode the podcast the Dollop did on him. It takes a lot longer to get to the cereal part, and the reveal of it is amazing.
I can click my toes too! Must be a genetic trait cuz my siblings also can. Sounds like knocking and with shoes on there is no sign of movement
I can do the knocking sound only with my wrist bone.
But my left big toe click sounds like a gas stove clicker.
Yep. Hyper mobility, it’s inherited
You could be making a thousand dollars a week!
That corn juice bit was ahead of its time!
i came here bc of elizabeth olsen and i'm so happy i did, these are hilarious
The sound tracks are always perfect for each episode, captivating I must add.
Damn, I got excited thinking it was a new episode. Bring it back!
I want a TV detective series "Kopps", and I want a movie called "The Wright Stuff" 🤣
You can't make juice outta corn?
Let me introduce you to:
1.Chirrisco
2. Agua de maíz
3. Chicheme
4. Atol de Maíz
You were saying...
My cereal bowl lives in the freezer, so my bowls of midnight cereal have ice cold milk throughout the experience. It's life changing. Earth shaking. 🌎
I do that with Oreos. Cold Oreos are a game changer.
I wondered how they were flying that toy plane... Lol
My mother is one of the dumbest people I know. Her newest friend is "a medium in training." I guess, when you're a medium/scam artist, you don't start out with the hardest client, you start with the easiest!
Fun fact: she's an anti-masker and her name really is Karen.
She needs to meet my Mom. She thinks the story lines on Dancing with the Stars are real. She tears up and everything.
Danger Mouse it's okay my dad thinks Jeopardy is filmed live and thinks Europe is a country
"you know her as Madonna." 😂😂😂😂😂
BRING THIS SHOW BACK! PLEASE!!!
pam looking at the camera like that, brought me home
But..but...corn! It HAS the juice!!
didn’t know that elizabeth olsen is here😂😂😂
Why would you cancel such a masterpiece? Wtf?
Paget has been the best storyteller they have had. Great personality and handle the liquor well.
I was today years old when I found out that Luke is the youngest of the Wilson brothers...
0:50 "No Sugar" I know that most people mean purely sucrose here, but I am just over here like
Hah, good luck living with out all the other kinds of sugars your body actually needs. lol
These sketches really deserve more attention
Went to JAIL for Abusing the MAIL!
Hahaha this was fun and the story of the Wright brothers and their sister, well told 😂🔥
Is that Jenna?!?!
I think so
So you can say that Constance was also the first cop sister
I can't even imagine what it was like growing up with these two!😂😂😂❤
thank you Derek for having so many gorgeous funny friends
Don't the views of these compilations of old "drunk Histories" tell to CC they made a bad decision?
Let alone the views on the originals, as most have seen these and don't want "Best Of", but new stuff!?
How about "Drunk Current History to be"? So current affairs, told by drunken people and performed so well as the Histories were?
You could do "Inside the White House" speculative stuff and/or just bring this hugely liked thing back!!
#ComedyCentralFailsDrunkPotSmokers so most of their followers, but this was even educational!!
So much History to go, you didn't even do but the USA "nice version" of history...
Like USA is some 300 yrs old... Hellova lot History left out! just some 1500 years since the the Bible was compiled in Nicea!
This is genius! Someone needs to see this and run with it!
53 people (thus far) "liked" this which means they read it All, comprehended Everything about it, and Loved it. Meanwhile back in the upper midwest... perhaps if a Scottish person read this to me real quick- I might understand it better.
More like 450 years old they don't want to reach back too far and say too much because there is a lot of bad stuff and Europeans are involved it was all basically like the Nazis and the Jews it was something that started off and became a perpetual entity because of vanity and pride but the Nazis knew who they were imprisoning they knew the real Jew is Hebrew the non Hebrew is Jew ish they take bits and pieces of quality knowledge and use it for their own benefit as to what extreme they have been doing that only they know for now
@@missryanswers well I am Finn, if my English was some problem? Or if it's concepts then I can't help you..
@@toolguyslayer1 umm.. I Will just leave this as borrowin' missyRY "one person liked and so understood while me in Finland (definitely on the Nazis side, against Soviets. Until the Nazis burnt Lapland when leaving.. I am aware of my countrys history, all should or stagnate back the cycles..) really didn't enough to really respond.. But like there is Roman, Ottoman, Chinese, Mayan, etc. empires & history. Like an episode of the inka (or was it mayan?) warrior Tupac I'd like to see, and examples are a plenty..
My next chat up line, "you got the right one baby, uh-huh"
man, this show was so good.
you should’ve kept it going! :(