Pedestrian: A PUNISHMENT

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  • @coolkid584
    @coolkid584 2 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    I haven't seen a pedestrian so mangled since I ran that light.

    • @chrisvt7626
      @chrisvt7626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Most underrated comment I have ever seen.

    • @coolkid584
      @coolkid584 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@chrisvt7626 sort by new chad right here, cheers boss

    • @CorruptNover
      @CorruptNover ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@chrisvt7626op99xa

    • @Kcke-fjof2113
      @Kcke-fjof2113 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmaoo

    • @KendlickLama
      @KendlickLama ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good times…

  • @rebeccadelbridge2998
    @rebeccadelbridge2998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    Every time Jordie calls a journalist a 'c*@nt', an angel gets its wings..

    • @danielmorgan5949
      @danielmorgan5949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That's why seraphim angels each have six wings.

    • @changnoiboi
      @changnoiboi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hahahaha

    • @btf_flotsam478
      @btf_flotsam478 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'd say you do journalists a disservice by referring to the writers as journalists, but good journalists are rarer than a blue steak, so... yeah, they deserve to be uniformly treated as undeserving until proven wrong.

    • @ryanlesner0000ninja
      @ryanlesner0000ninja ปีที่แล้ว

      So basically this Journalist got verbally anal raped. Right?!

    • @ryanlesner0000ninja
      @ryanlesner0000ninja ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Let's give the koala's handguns.
      That would keep loggers away. Right?

  • @sniperfi4532
    @sniperfi4532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    These warhammer videos are getting real abstract but I like the enthusiasm.

    • @Bornmrpringle
      @Bornmrpringle ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The world is becoming so grim dark I think I might need an opposite of warhammer to escape for a while

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Bornmrpringle peace hammer

    • @Bornmrpringle
      @Bornmrpringle ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thecianinator basically

    • @rootsnootthnute8598
      @rootsnootthnute8598 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@BornmrpringleBeyond the Gates of Antares is honestly that

    • @Connorses
      @Connorses ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Bornmrpringle lol So there's this neat ecology puzzle game coming out soon called Terra Nil...

  • @alexx9433
    @alexx9433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    I love how this guy can just tear apart any of these fucking fools trying to scrutinise him.
    Jordan’s a master of exposing people for how stupid they really are.

    • @rolandheath4103
      @rolandheath4103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @mikey randall To be fair, in light of the ongoing man-made ecological disaster and the widespread corruption in many governments (to say nothing of the pandemic), "suffering from mental health" almost seems appropriate - only the ill or ignorant don't find those things upsetting.
      Alas, that isn't what they mean.

    • @cumcumcum148
      @cumcumcum148 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@rolandheath4103 you can't mask your every shitty take by "oooh I have mental problems" go see a doctor if you have them and shut the fuck up, until you have dealt with them

  • @karinaw977
    @karinaw977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    Sometimes, when I read articles, I hear Jordan’s hipster ironic voice in my head.

    • @beardymcbeardface69
      @beardymcbeardface69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh my God! I totally read your comment in Jordy's hipster voice. Can hear it as I write this toooooo! Toodles!

    • @tttm99
      @tttm99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hear it too but and i don't normally subsvocalize/have no inner monologue. 🤣😂 That's weird!

    • @Albukhshi
      @Albukhshi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Do you also have that distinctive tune the video plays whenever it shows one of those hipsters getting all angry/defensive?

  • @pepsisupremacy5533
    @pepsisupremacy5533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    it seriously disgusts me how much even the worsts journalists think they're beyond reproach.
    Freedom of speech is unidirectional in their eyes. They can take potshots all they like, but anyone calling their integrity or quality of output into question is unacceptable.

  • @jimmywrangles
    @jimmywrangles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1420

    I never even knew you guys existed until Kristo got "arrested". Now I'm a huge fan, thank you for all that you do.

    • @jdk3
      @jdk3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      same here ,,, why isnt this guy PM already

    • @MFFMPN
      @MFFMPN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jdk3 because he can’t lie!! To be a politician and a PM (from one of the big major party’s) you must be corrupt, tyrannical and a blatant liar so sorry but Jordie didn’t qualify

    • @NoMusiciansInMusicAnymore
      @NoMusiciansInMusicAnymore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@MFFMPN If you hold that opinion you've been reading pedestrian rather than listening to Jordies talking about pedestrian, he even says in this video that the media scum circle he is fighting against try to make everyone think all politicians are the same... maybe you need to go back and re watch slowly

    • @MFFMPN
      @MFFMPN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@NoMusiciansInMusicAnymore nope never heard of pedestrian let alone watched them, I may have missed a little due to some uncontrollable laughing… But thanks for the tip I shall watch it again… Also there’s 1 or 2 politicians I’d trust but none from the big major party’s… (I’d better update my comment)

    • @jdk3
      @jdk3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MFFMPN all the more reason to have him in there

  • @jremington123
    @jremington123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Wow. Remind me never to become a soulless, corrupt, hack reporter, and then insult Jordan.

    • @glsinsight
      @glsinsight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know seriously wtaf? Where were the references, evidence and reporting - pick up the phone you mug.
      Journalism from a nautious bubble from inside the Wolfs stomach now lying on the curb as a hot and steamy turd.

    • @MDVMike
      @MDVMike 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just don't insult Jordan unless it's just banter :D

  • @Marth667
    @Marth667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    Those last few minutes, were absolutely scathing. On ya jordies.

  • @harro69xd86
    @harro69xd86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    The hyper-masculine joke was great, thank you for your self-awareness levels.

  • @Mr_M_History
    @Mr_M_History 2 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    Friendlyjordies dethroning Kings and Generals as the king of Ancient History, I love it.

  • @aimlj94
    @aimlj94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    You caught me feeling guilty about being with Commbank on my day off. Switched to Bank Australia today! Took less than 5 minutes, don’t know why I had put it off for so long.

    • @karmacomedian3020
      @karmacomedian3020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It’s just as easy to change your super!

    • @aimlj94
      @aimlj94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@karmacomedian3020 I switched that last year! Guilt free finances 🙏

    • @NarcFreeFormula
      @NarcFreeFormula 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Good on you - well done. Same!

    • @yeahmate8961
      @yeahmate8961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you could point me in the right direction on how to do this, I'd GREATLY appreciate it. I have no idea how to go about these adult things lmao

    • @MinimaDomum
      @MinimaDomum 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yeahmate8961 I swapped to Up a few years ago, its literally as simple as downloading the app and logging in

  • @darryl5537
    @darryl5537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    I'm 54 and stupid enough to watch every one of your videos.
    Only because the nsw enforcers arrested Christo.
    Well done, keep up the great 👍 work.

    • @larryk3408
      @larryk3408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I'm 69 and thoroughly Jordie. Must be even sillier. And loving it.

    • @Inconspicuous657
      @Inconspicuous657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Nice.

    • @saiynmica2578
      @saiynmica2578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@larryk3408 You guys are both legends.

    • @1969firefox
      @1969firefox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I am 52 Spring chicken to you Darryl lol
      Love fj.

    • @willjames915
      @willjames915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Found the boomers

  • @nickbarker1616
    @nickbarker1616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    As an 18 year old, the thought of growing up into one of those blobby hipsters with his specific face fucking terrifies me

    • @MDVMike
      @MDVMike 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The fact that it repulses you so much, says that you haven't killed enough brain cells for that.

    • @ege8240
      @ege8240 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      honestly i dont care about hipsters as long as they dont just get pretentious

  • @thewolfPrince
    @thewolfPrince 2 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    Any day when Jordie uploads a Pedestrian takedown video is a good day.

    • @thewolfPrince
      @thewolfPrince 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @keep rollin I'm not watching whatever that is.

    • @Marth667
      @Marth667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thewolfPrince Just report the bots, they're bloody everywhere and at least you won't have to see them under every single thread.

    • @willjames915
      @willjames915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Found the boomers lol .

    • @MrGlenn253
      @MrGlenn253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Natalia Santiago Google translate is you're enemy.

    • @mikespike2099
      @mikespike2099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pedestrian is the journalistic equivalent of shopping at the The Reject Shop!

  • @philjancik4601
    @philjancik4601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    there is beauty in simple things. watching this is like watching a single ballerina preform with the movements that matches the music. Sometimes less is more.

  • @stevenshipway9033
    @stevenshipway9033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    I always thought I could take jordies in a fight, but after seeing that amazing photoshoot I think I'd be the one taking it.

    • @jenakuns
      @jenakuns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Natalia Santiago Unless you have Friendly Jordie in a bunny outfit; I'm out.

    • @Harveydentonstoads
      @Harveydentonstoads 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, I don’t wanna fight Jordies. He’d easily bash me up.

  • @thebestrcrepro
    @thebestrcrepro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    I'm not young , don't have latent rage and am not disenfranchised, still enjoy your videos mate.

    • @chocolatemuscles
      @chocolatemuscles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm definitely disenfranchised and have latent rage, not so sure I count as young anymore, we're a wide net :)

    • @LimitedCheetah
      @LimitedCheetah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We're all just a 'rabid, captive audience'

    • @chocolatemuscles
      @chocolatemuscles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@LimitedCheetah yeah now that’s a descriptor we can all get behind

    • @MikeHughesIntermernet
      @MikeHughesIntermernet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have latent rage, but it's really low latency. Single digit ping times over here.

    • @78dentedhead
      @78dentedhead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am not young, have no rage, but I am indeed disenfranchised with our current government. If we get yet another Liberal government this coming election I am seriously gonna consider moving to say Sweden or somewhere like that.

  • @jenny8128
    @jenny8128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Why cant these people see that the more the react to Jordan, the more they prove his point? He deliberately attacks them in a juvenile way to show how ridiculous these people. These people should be able to just ignore the comments of some random youtuber. The fact that they cant and keep personally attacking him back just demonstrates how wildly inadequate they are for their jobs.

    • @quizmaster4249
      @quizmaster4249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's great exposure to get destroyed by Jordies. I'll bet that some of the who dip their toes in to the water are hoping that their bodies of work get exposed or to create a narrative where they can profit of being a "victim"

    • @KruelAidMan
      @KruelAidMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Jerms_McErms because "some random TH-camr" has more popularity & influence than all of them ever could.

    • @JohnMBlue1992
      @JohnMBlue1992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      irony be damned! the guy Jordan poked fun in this vid posted a tweet bout Jordans Fan’s also took part of also making fun of the Jerkass News Writer on Instagram post bout his kid’s birthday!!

    • @jenny8128
      @jenny8128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@KruelAidMan yeah this isn't a criticism of Jordan. I just mean their attempts to delegitimise and make him seem like a joke are only drawing more attention to everything he says and harming their own image. Like it doesn't take a genius to see that, so I don't understand why they keep doing it. Unless they really are that stupid.

    • @m4nman
      @m4nman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes, the way it plays out the same way every time is almost unbelievable. it's like they're trying they're *hardest* to prove him right.

  • @zakariyeawnur2558
    @zakariyeawnur2558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That group photo of the everyone that works at pedestrian lol. Isn’t it amazing how hipisters as soon as they hit 26 they become winos who hang around on lawns posing for group photos?

  • @hardstyleaddict4lyf
    @hardstyleaddict4lyf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Vintage Jordies! Glad to have a return to our regularly scheduled programming

  • @danielgibbens595
    @danielgibbens595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    7:33
    ***FUN FACT***
    RuPauls drag race shows only on Stan in Australia which is owned by Channel 9 which also owns Pedestrian.
    So Jordan’s spot on there.

  • @billybobwombat2231
    @billybobwombat2231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    My aerial fell over in a storm seven years ago, leaving me in a position of never knowing what Pedestrian is, for that I'm grateful, I'm also grateful watching you pay out on these pompous knobs, I gut laughed 🤣

    • @dboot8886
      @dboot8886 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aerial?

    • @billybobwombat2231
      @billybobwombat2231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dboot8886 my linguistic and grammatical skills have somewhat whaned since I'm unable to watch survivor or some other piece of American trash , I used to rely on them to keep my communication skills up, hence my inability to spell aroel

  • @QuigsAnton
    @QuigsAnton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Correlation equals Causation?" Gary Orsum just reacted to that like a dad who's kid just touched the thermostat.

  • @pulsecodemodulated
    @pulsecodemodulated 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I think we need to start reminding them again that they are owned by Peter Costello.

  • @JosephKano
    @JosephKano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Not just young. Many of us 45 plus love us a bit of Jordies and his dropping truth bombs. Truth to power and opening eyes to how deceitful the media is in this country.
    Needs more warhammer content though.

    • @78dentedhead
      @78dentedhead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      haha true facts right here. Jordan, we need moar man-dollies, damnit!

  • @theHamish117
    @theHamish117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    To be fair Jordan, any sane person would be scared (at least a lil bit) of Spanian

    • @TroublesomeOwl
      @TroublesomeOwl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      not the girl in the bunnysuit. She's afraid of no man

    • @RogueBoyScout
      @RogueBoyScout 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm 100% insane and I'm terrified of Spanian!

  • @prmitives
    @prmitives 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I once performed at a music festival in the domain run by Fairfax & ANZ, they paid me in cigarettes not $ which I assume were illegal considering they were completely branded with no government warning labels. No Joke they emailed me asking if anyone in our band smoked because they would rather pay us in cigarettes than cash. This was 2015 lol.

  • @davidchenery3703
    @davidchenery3703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    More burns on a pork sausage than at uncle Kev's barbie. If you were a Sushi chef, the meal was sliced and packaged up 5mins in with complementary soy sauce. The scene in the zombie movie where the Zombie gets driven over, gear into reverse, then run over again, ensue Autin Power's fifty point turn. No mercy Jordan. It is required given the unashamed bias in this Mordochtopia. I had no idea who pedestian were til I started to tune into Jordies. Good to know there silent farts floating around in the air...I suppose. You've huffed and puffed and blown their house in when all that was required was a smart phone fan but I enjoyed the thorough cross referneces as always. Keep up the good work.

  • @NEWFIExGAMING
    @NEWFIExGAMING ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:05 I'm so happy to learn that the dog survived.

  • @trip2845
    @trip2845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Plankton are a threat to you" Might be the best sentence I've heard all my life.
    EDIT: Nevermind, it's now "Daiquiri fueled fuckwits".

  • @MidnightCarp
    @MidnightCarp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    As a 57 year old, I laughed out loud at the description of “these breathing tumors”.

    • @vikiai4241
      @vikiai4241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have an unusual growth under the skin of my left arm that got very offended by the comparison, TBH.

  • @erichoberg3502
    @erichoberg3502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    As an Australian that hasn't lived in Australia since Abbott's regime, I've never heard of Pedestrian. Seems I haven't missed much.

    • @vikiai4241
      @vikiai4241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As an Australian who has lived here over most of that time, I haven't either (other than on FJ's).

    • @78dentedhead
      @78dentedhead 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vikiai4241 same

  • @henryocean1908
    @henryocean1908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I WAS VISIBLY SCARED OF SPANIAN!!"
    Mate, who bloody wouldn't be?

  • @alexknox1596
    @alexknox1596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I loved how Kristo's mum warned them during the illegal kidnapping, "you better not hurt my son" U could tell she meant it.

  • @albertgriffith5801
    @albertgriffith5801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Your Lionel Hutz impression is spot on, I thought it was the original audio for half a second

    • @seangregory2835
      @seangregory2835 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought it was until I read your comment.

  • @frankcoates4609
    @frankcoates4609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I appreciate your courage and ferociously accurate targeting, I understand we should not allow tyranny and violence against people and our precious planet. I believe human civilization is collapsing catastrophically. The greed and stupidity clawing for advantage will probably succeed in the short term, and no doubt will cause a lot of suffering. My mother died a few years ago in a rather shabby aged care factory, before covid arrived. She was ninety and frightened for the world, I said to her that if we are too stupid to respect it, then we'll lose it. I don't think humans, collectively, have enough respect. Best wishes and good luck to all.

  • @michaelwoodrow5001
    @michaelwoodrow5001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Gold. Clear accurate analysis. You give me strength and courage. Thanks Jordan. Cheers, Michael.

  • @MrLukeyhym
    @MrLukeyhym 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This might be my favourite video yet - nothing quite as satisfying as seeing false losers like this guy and all at Pedestrian getting torn down

    • @MrLukeyhym
      @MrLukeyhym 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@O1OO1O1 read it again, this time without an undercurrent of superiority complex

    • @DarthVella
      @DarthVella 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrLukeyhym He's just having a laugh mate; I thought the exact same thing :P
      It's pretty on-brand for the Pedestrian, come to think of it - there are some losers out there that put in some actual *effort* to get where they are. These wet rags have disqualified themselves from being granted the lofty title of "loser."

    • @MrLukeyhym
      @MrLukeyhym 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@O1OO1O1 oh fuck me Bruce you are so shockingly intelligent, I’m in awe and choose to yield and bow down to you. Try adjusting your internal sense of self importance and lack of stupidity by about a factor of 50 and you might land where you actually are in the world. You say you can read and use english when it’s abundantly clear that you can’t. I’ll do the work for you: I use the word false prior to losers as in your false sense of intelligence, a descriptor of the loser, not that I think he’s not a real loser. Get a life.

  • @raggamuffin1985
    @raggamuffin1985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Jordies raining fire on blue checks is such a hump day treat

  • @AlisterLockhart
    @AlisterLockhart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I've never read pedestrian. Thanks for taking the bullet.

  • @prez5527
    @prez5527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    It’s funny how I always forget pedestrian exist until you do a video on them, whelp back to forgetting

  • @2GeeDS
    @2GeeDS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Honestly, thank you for this video FriendlyJordies. A good laugh and a proper reality check.

  • @whoisgtsdk
    @whoisgtsdk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "How dare he respond to the individual journalists that write personal hit-pieces on him!"
    They might as well just write:
    "well, well, well; if it isn't the consequences of my own actions."

  • @samtimo3002
    @samtimo3002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I dont know why i laughed so much at friendlyjordies making an impression of john while also saying hes so good at making impressions
    Theres so many levels to that one comment

  • @balung
    @balung 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That Pedestrian staff pic, was so white, I had to immediately put on my sunglasses just to view it.

  • @cinemaipswich4636
    @cinemaipswich4636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Rabidised Fan-base". Now them's fighting words. Demeaning FJ's friends is divisive. Pedestrian level journalist spouts meaningless word salad.

    • @mathewgosney7607
      @mathewgosney7607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hey now, at least salad is good for you.

    • @greebj
      @greebj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yeah Jordies doesn't stoop to the level of attacking Pedestrian's fanbase.
      Except for pointing out there isn't one

    • @laurenp1078
      @laurenp1078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Straight after this was posted some people went and talked shit on photos of his kids on Insta so I wonder if it’s *that* wrong tbh.

    • @mathewgosney7607
      @mathewgosney7607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@laurenp1078 yeah. Deffo keep his family out of it as they have nothing to do wit this

    • @MrBrindleStyle
      @MrBrindleStyle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes that's a point - it was, just a bunch of jibber-jabber - a meaningless word salad indeed. Perhaps failing to sound clever like Jordies. Or russell brand?

  • @benschafer1660
    @benschafer1660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love when jordies hyper focuses on a single journalist….. it makes me so happy.

  • @JustinDoherty333
    @JustinDoherty333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I love your content bro keep pumping it out 🙂

  • @vargnaar
    @vargnaar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I was visibly scared of Spanion" - the moment I lost my shit so hard I couldn't hear anything else you said for the following 21 minutes.

  • @andrew3727
    @andrew3727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love a "Not Butthurt" man and his "Not Butthurt"-edness

    • @vikiai4241
      @vikiai4241 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Journo-wannabees who try to take on FJ generally don't have to fear getting butt-hurt, since it is a rare side-effect of falling flat on their faces.

  • @TransoceanicOutreach
    @TransoceanicOutreach ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Michael Fassbender really can play any role. The accent is amazing. Also the de-aging CGI is top notch.

  • @GdaySouthAmerica
    @GdaySouthAmerica 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Drag Race Down Under likely isn't a sponsor, but it does happen to be funded by and shown on Stan, which happens to be owned by Nine, which happens to own Pedestrian. All coinkidinks though I'm sure.

  • @mathewduardo4957
    @mathewduardo4957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I remember interning at a publishing company and having a rep from Pedestrian come to speak. They explained how they intentionally took news stories from actual news publications, pumped up the headlines, then pumped them up again to make them as inflammatory and click-baity as possible. Not even worthy of being called d-grade journalism. I’d rather drink algae-infested pond water on a warm day than read an article from the pedestrian.

  • @Suntrees
    @Suntrees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Just woke up, now I’m ready for a productive day, thank you Jordan

  • @BranRistic
    @BranRistic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Absolutely hilarious, Pedestrian my fave segment now...

  • @bogansrun
    @bogansrun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    We're never getting a real battle report... It's time to accept it.

    • @paracetamolcunny5396
      @paracetamolcunny5396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Breaks my heart

    • @WordTweak
      @WordTweak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He's probably brushing up on the new T'au codex ...

    • @paracetamolcunny5396
      @paracetamolcunny5396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WordTweak Mislav must be painting his ork boyz as we speak

  • @AkumuKarasu
    @AkumuKarasu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:43 Nice, diverse team there... Didn't realise human cloning had come so far...

  • @Maccanarchy
    @Maccanarchy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love your new stuff but it's nice to hear the hits every now and then

  • @craigp6258
    @craigp6258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Cam's ContactOut profile (I shit you not!): "I am a highly creative and versatile University graduate with elite written and verbal communication skills, ideally seeking a position wherein my skill set can be effectively utilised and expanded. Working to deadlines best showcases my versatility, and my sense of humour and cheery disposition make me an ideal candidate for any potential employment opportunity." 🤣😂

  • @karyldavidkidd7111
    @karyldavidkidd7111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Plankton are a threat to you."
    1. I am going to use this from this day forward
    2. The Check out our latest feature jobs smiley face made this funnier
    3. Anti-corporate simplism? Some people should realise that they cannot use words

  • @crazyfakar1
    @crazyfakar1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    20:38 scene should have been made in a diner, with you as Jules Winfeild from Pulp Fiction. "You are the weak, I am the tyranny of evil men."

  • @tomm5765
    @tomm5765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I enjoyed this, so had a quick look at pedestrian's site for the first time in years. wow it's bleak over there, obviously on parent corp life support, they have even replaced their logo with a link to their jobs board. A pop culture media site opening a jobs board, is a sure sign of end of life, an obvious last ditch effort to monetize. Think you can consider them vanquished, not worthy of anymore attention.

    • @MultiVince91
      @MultiVince91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah even if one person is still being paid at that sad excuse of a publication, they need to be continually scrutinised until every single one of those sycophants loses their job

    • @tomm5765
      @tomm5765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MultiVince91 yes but I would like to see Jordies fry bigger fish!

    • @ccmmrrnn
      @ccmmrrnn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice try, "Tom M", if that even is your real name. Playing dead so that the bear will leave the pulverised meat sack of a body that is Pedestrian alone. I look forward to Jordan wearing your entrails like a spaghetti wig.

  • @mikespike2099
    @mikespike2099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Pedestrian is the journalistic equivalent of shopping at the The Reject Shop!

  • @250Lit
    @250Lit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Thanks for your awesome work friendlyjordies crew.

  • @stacythefancybogan4543
    @stacythefancybogan4543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Like Keemstar but not famous." 🤣🤣🤣 I can't believe you said that but I'm so happy you did🤣🤣🤣

  • @beets4952
    @beets4952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    thank you jordies, before i attend my underfunded compulsory TAFE class ill have some good in my day watching this video

    • @JizzyDipper
      @JizzyDipper 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Canberraaaaaaaa

    • @Marth667
      @Marth667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DuckReach432 If that's real, that's some next level shit fuckery.

    • @mathewgosney7607
      @mathewgosney7607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DuckReach432 that about sums up looking for work in a nutshell

  • @jeninebarton3652
    @jeninebarton3652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I didn’t even know what pedestrian was! Lol I just realised how very little of mainstream media I actually see. Keep up the great work!

    • @2secondslater
      @2secondslater 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pedestrian is hardly mainstream

  • @TEAMHUMAN1
    @TEAMHUMAN1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Sometimes when I hear you rant about how great labour is I forget why I subscribe to you, then I see a video likes this and I’m reminded I’m waiting for warhammer.

  • @DrewsTurbo
    @DrewsTurbo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Cam belches out a word-salad pulled straight out of a junior schooler’s head, like he’s trying to pad out a poorly-researched essay, thinking no-one will notice.
    Maybe he’s got the Simpson gene. 🤔

  • @zerophoenix6758
    @zerophoenix6758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This is less low "hanging fruit" and more fruit that is already falling on the ground and has made a nearby bird drunk :P
    Still, its fucking good XD

  • @liberateyourslack
    @liberateyourslack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Every time you see the camera slowly zooming in as Jordies lowers his tone and straightens his cadence, every time, you know he's about to spit fire. Sorry Cam but you just got severely burned.

  • @shaydenismat7786
    @shaydenismat7786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Old mates profile picture looks like he's trying to hide his double chin like a woman on tinder does.

  • @cleft_3000
    @cleft_3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That oaf cop. All he needs is the school uniform and there’s the class bully we all knew and hated

  • @lester1517
    @lester1517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    keep going mate, hold them to account, awesome

  • @nathanhallisey441
    @nathanhallisey441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If you are not living on the edge, then you are taking up too much room.

  • @Blottingpaper
    @Blottingpaper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It's a shame writers for pedestrian are considered journalists, now that anyone can write anything they want, anyone can call themselves a journalist.

  • @edsaunders1897
    @edsaunders1897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Looking forward to the rest of this series

  • @GruntildaAU
    @GruntildaAU 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That age of mythology joke made me choke on my water 😂

  • @saga685
    @saga685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The guy virtue signalled about Chloe Zhao being the first Woman of Colour to win an Oscar, while tactfully omitting that she’s the daughter of a billionaire. Major hipster vibes there - screaming about culture issues while pretending class issues don’t exist.

  • @frazerman1
    @frazerman1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Honey wake up, Jordies uploaded another pedestrian slander vid

  • @holdehj
    @holdehj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    HOLY GUACAMOLE!!! that was one hell of a roast lol.

  • @Beavereater84
    @Beavereater84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Paused at 0:01 so I can get a coffee, coupla cakes and the cops on speed dial. Someone is about to be dismembered, verbally of course

  • @vghligjlyxn0ihnuaxblciaxmj196
    @vghligjlyxn0ihnuaxblciaxmj196 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    pedestrian is basically that guy who's trying way too hard to be your friend.

  • @Zagdakka
    @Zagdakka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Jordie we want Warham , you promised us Warham. We dont forget , we dont forgive , deliver us Warham...Give us what we came here for ...give us the T'au ...

    • @safaricalamari7613
      @safaricalamari7613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks.

    • @Zagdakka
      @Zagdakka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@safaricalamari7613 Kruel but Kunnin'

    • @gemh89
      @gemh89 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Waaaagh

  • @trikers471
    @trikers471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "anti-corporate simplism" has literally never been used before, this article is the only thing that comes up when you google it

    • @vikiai4241
      @vikiai4241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have never, no do I ever expect to, hear anyone use the term "anti-corporate" in an intended-to-be-serious critique that isn't themselves a corporate shill.

  • @rileyernst9086
    @rileyernst9086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You know someone has a warped world view when they think hyper-masculine is an insult. Jordie he basically just equated you to Arnie in Predator. Not toxicly masculine. Hyper masculine, like a JORDIE CHAD.

  • @fratercontenduntocculta8161
    @fratercontenduntocculta8161 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how in their panic to condemn you, it's only increased your audience. The Streisand Effect is a beautiful thing.

  • @filthwizardoil
    @filthwizardoil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Most of your viewers can legally vote...in fact your target audience is the voting public. Not sure how this is a gateway to the ''young and disenfranchised''.

    • @lakodamon
      @lakodamon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tyeson was talking about the unpaid interns he wants to sex on.
      The ones Pedestrian say they don't have (despite their job-search page being chockers with them).

    • @vikiai4241
      @vikiai4241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know as a fact I am far from the only middle-aged-and-disenfranchised on this comments section.

  • @NancyDrewCasebook
    @NancyDrewCasebook 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I am neither young nor disenfranchised, this piece absolute gold standard in take down . Your a gem !!!

  • @daysandwords
    @daysandwords 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The word "an" with "an overreach" should not have a capital. They write internet articles in the age of spellcheck and they can't write a title without a mistake. Their parents must be so proud. Or should I say Must be So proud.

  • @reeceandben4876
    @reeceandben4876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I feel like nothing else stabs as hard as calling someone "champ"

  • @itookallthenames
    @itookallthenames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As a biologist and not some newt in the comment section who hasn’t finished college, primary producers are actually important, Pedestrian are more like parasites.

    • @tbone2646
      @tbone2646 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      didn't finish college? mate I didn't even start

    • @itookallthenames
      @itookallthenames 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tbone2646 it was directed at a clown in a previous video, I was just throwing a line to try and get him in the boat

  • @Detanos
    @Detanos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Straight to the point, no punches held and no bullshit. Jordies still killing it.

  • @ni5094
    @ni5094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you for providing some actual creditable information, only real media in Australia

  • @schbaloney2228
    @schbaloney2228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That photo of the Pedestrian team is quite funny - one of the least diverse organisations I've ever seen, yet they apparently promote diversity? It would be interesting to know how many of them went to the same schools.

  • @FAB7362
    @FAB7362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Never heard of pedestrian. I thought it was people walking! 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️🚶👨‍🦯👩‍🦯🧑‍🦯

    • @lakodamon
      @lakodamon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's Vice and Kotaku printed under license

    • @jdk3
      @jdk3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i thought pedestrian meant below average , like when a cricket commentator says the batsmen played a very pedestrian shot to Jordie's flipper and was caught out 🤣🤣🤣

    • @vikiai4241
      @vikiai4241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jdk3 or "boring", or "predictable', or "playing-it-safe". That word is loaded up with just about every meaning any actually-sapient-and-linguistically-capable being would not want associated with a 'news' outlet. Enough to make me wonder if a subversive marketer wasn't seeing how far they could push it without their bosses noticing and being roundly surprised they got away with it!

    • @jdk3
      @jdk3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vikiai4241 i know huh , such an insipid word

  • @dirkdiggler9174
    @dirkdiggler9174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I would love to see Jordy one on one live with a journo .
    It would be a blood bath 😝

    • @MDVMike
      @MDVMike 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know right?! The roast would be so bad they'd have to call the terror pol.... oh....

    • @stevejames5900
      @stevejames5900 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would have paid good coin to see Jordy debate the human pig man Laurie Oaks.

  • @DinsdalepiranHa3
    @DinsdalepiranHa3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Excuse me Mr Jordies, Warhammer4k is hyper masculine!

    • @frankryan2505
      @frankryan2505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My partner originally approached me because she noticed my hands and spotted the telltale paint marks of a small scale modeller.
      Pure Alpha.

  • @punxsutawneyphilofficial
    @punxsutawneyphilofficial ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I thought he said "anti-corporate simp lizard" at 10:25