Noah: “I got you what you need” Me: “Your Audios can't even compare to the treasures of the world, Noah, you are enough because you are everything that I would ever need ✨ thank you for being there during my hard times!”
Noah: Ok so I got you a burger.. Me: Yes gimme. Gimme. Gimme. Noah: and then i got you.. Me: No, stop there. Gimme the burger. Burger. Yes. Now. Noah: .. the healthier op.. Me: No. The burger. Now. Noah you better stop there and give me the burger. If you got fries too, I'll love you forever. Gimme. Just woke up from a nap so my brain is in a cavewoman mode. 😅 Food, now, yes.
@@felicitypadmore yeah they're pretty bland. Lmao i think i saw one at a bakery when i was in london but im not sure lol. But there are plenty where i live. They're suppoesed to be a healthier alternative
"Smells like...freedom!" I just love how random he sometimes is, makes me laugh every time. And how sweet was this, meanwhile my last bf went to his mother when I was ill, because he did not want to cook for himself, nevermind caring for me. I'll just stay single for the rest of my life and enjoy a boyfriend audio here and there. Too bad I could not listen to the rest of the audio because of my misophonia 😢
Having listened to Noah's patreon audios before and now listening to him munching away happily on dried salami is so weird, yet kinda funny. 😂 And for the record, I definitely want the burger!
idk why but it makes genuinely happy listening to him enjoying his dried salami for almost 10 minutes straight like it's just made my mood 100 times better, so yeah keep eating your dried salami and bring happiness to the world, thanks 💕
Okay first of all, I love this-second would you be able to make a video teaching us some German? I’ve had basically no exposure to the language and it just sounds so cool ^-^
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Idk why but I feel like eating with Noah would be an incredible experience
ikr
I got jerky so that I could feel included 🥺😂😂😂
Because it would be
@@caglaoykusavran4527 both
right 😂
Haha I’m sorry but the specificity of eating dried salami is sending me 😂😂😂
SAME I DIED OF LAUGHTER
Probably had one salami bite, couldn't stop eating but had to make an audio and just said f*ck it and included it to this 😂
they're sooooo good though so i honestly get it
SAME I CANT
SAME😭😭💀
bro the fact that noah was actually eating dried salami in front of a microphone is sending me- lol
i just cant imagining him eating dried salami😭😭😭😭😭
Hahaha!
@@putriseptiyani5639 imagine him in front of the microphone eating salami be like 👁👅👁 HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
@@tiny1078 and then 👁👄👁🤏🥩 when he's talking to us while holding his salami. I JUST CANT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY🤠😭
Just chilling on the couch, salami and mic in hand while scrolling through the tv
Noah: ‘Do you want the sandwich now?”
Me: “What- no I want the burger”
Right. This is make believe, give me all the fat, calories, and not good for mes!!
That was me the whole time. “You want the sandwich” NO MATE I WANT THE BURGER HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOTTA TELL YOU NOAH?
That’s what i said-
mans tried to rob us of our burger
noah: now your not gonna steal my dried salami
me: OUR dried salami. 😡
* soviet anthem starts playing *
you made me laugh so hard
@@koki_zaara OH WELL UM I HAD A DAY OFF ???????
@@koki_zaara inwas gonna say that lol
I *
“Smells like….freedom…”
What did you smell….Captain America or a bald eagle
He is definitely talking about Captain America lol
EREN YEAGER
@@levisgf3633 I was looking for this! That was my first thought 😂😂
@@levisgf3633 👏
@@levisgf3633 I WAS GONNA COMMENT THAT EXACT SAME THING-
“You’re not usually pale”
*me being whiter than the word white* “okay then...👨🦲”
Me a brown girl-
LMAO SAME
LMAO YES
SAMEEEE
OH! UR WHITER THAN ME!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!😂😂😂 im not even the race "white" and im whiter than most white people.
we can all agree that noah’s got the nicest, most soothing voice ever
HE’S SO CUTE OMG STOP
That “Hello” in the beginning was so cute 😖
YESSSSS
noah: "sweetie"
me to my heart: *sir? sir are you there? sir?*
LMFAO QUACKITY
😂😂😂 it do be like that tho 🥲
PLEASEEE
BESTIES-
WE EVEN EAT TOGETHER NOW 🤚🏼🤎🔪🌝
Whole new level of bonding ❤
@@soligavant8310
4 lyfers 🤞🏼
“This came out in 2014, thats 6 years ago!”
Noah. We’re in July 2021, i’m pretty sure that’s 7 years ago.
BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHjajahahahahhahaha
I was saying the same thing haha. Like nope, it’s 7 babe
he likes spicy food, he is a good dude
i agree
It’s true tho
"You're not usually pale."
Me: *a piece of paper*
My best friend: *black*
Both of us: 🕺🏼💃🏾🕺🏼💃🏾
We love Oreo’s 😍😍
IM SORRY BUT FOR SOME REASON THE BOLDED BLACK IS SO FUNNY TO ME I-✋🏾
@@squidwardstikilab9286 DNFHHD THIS COMMENT HAS ME DEAD
@@iflikeyoushouldsinkdownbeneath IDKSJSI THE ONLY PROBLEM IS I LIKE DOUBLE STUFFED-
@@squidwardstikilab9286 WHAT WHERE DID THAT COME FROM
he sounded so happy here 🥰
Noah: “I got you what you need”
Me: “Your Audios can't even compare to the treasures of the world, Noah, you are enough because you are everything that I would ever need ✨ thank you for being there during my hard times!”
Aww
I just know you’re the kindest person ever.
facts
4:36 he laughed so adorable my heart melted he sounded like when a 5 year old gets exited about something
Noah: Ok so I got you a burger..
Me: Yes gimme. Gimme. Gimme.
Noah: and then i got you..
Me: No, stop there. Gimme the burger. Burger. Yes. Now.
Noah: .. the healthier op..
Me: No. The burger. Now. Noah you better stop there and give me the burger. If you got fries too, I'll love you forever. Gimme.
Just woke up from a nap so my brain is in a cavewoman mode. 😅 Food, now, yes.
It feels like this is a dried salami Mukbang
Everyone stay hydrated and take care of yourself 💕
The cute "HelloOoO" in the beginning 🥺🖤
You're really enjoying what you're eating there
I love your profile picture bestie 😩🤌🏽
@@ccts547 😏
“They didn’t have the spicy version”
*me with stomach issues* THANK GOD THEY DIDNT 🤨😭
I feel like Noah is the type of person that eats cleanly
hearing him enjoy it so much made me so happy what
oh hi there. we meet again
@Anime simp ♡3♡ hahahahahaha 😭😂😂😂
@@putriseptiyani5639 YOOOO bruh I was gonna try to sleep yesterday but then he posted so I ended up staying up till 2😩
@Anime simp ♡3♡ I don’t watch anime who’s dabi😅
@@listeningtobfaudios felt that. i watched it at 4am hahaha
Noah: “Tell me this is not the greatest dried salami you’ve ever had”
Me: I- I’m vegetarian 😅
same 💀💀
SAME HAHAHAH😭🦋
oh boy ☠️
The last line in the distribution box’s so cute tho💀just imagine him actually saying that
my heart: exploded
Cause: cutenesses overload
Noah: “That Movie with Brad Pitt, Absolute Trash.”
Lmao I wasn’t expecting that comment, it made me laugh. 😂
He's slowly turning into everyone's fav movie buff 😍
@@devotionORdesire0611 For Real Though xD, Noah is the best.
Noah: "low fat no sugar sandwich"
Me: "low fat no sugar chocolate"
Pls when he said that i literally said out loud, "I'll take the burger"
@@ashthelynx55 is it like an actual thing 😂😂 im british so i wouldnt know haha
@@felicitypadmore yeah they're pretty bland. Lmao i think i saw one at a bakery when i was in london but im not sure lol. But there are plenty where i live. They're suppoesed to be a healthier alternative
@@ashthelynx55 oh i thought sandwiches were already healthy lmaoo
@@felicitypadmore they are but some of the bread in them have extra amounts of sugar like subway.
clicked faster than adrien could say she's just a friend
OOF 😭😭
I LOVE THIS AJSOSDKS
I'M SCREAMING HELP
Noah and his weird obbsesion with dried salami
dried salami is literally the best
I love this man😩 why can't I find anyone like this
I love these silly talking videos they make me feel so comfortable
Noah: *exists*
Us:
Basic needs : eating dried salami with Noah
Psychological needs : eating dried salami with Noah
Self-fulfillment needs : eating dried salami with Noah
eating dried salami: everything you need in a asmr bf video
I don't want to hear anything, he brings us food, he is a good person
No one can beat someone who's offering food
If my boyfriend isn't like noah later, I don't want him 😩✌️
Noah: this movie came out in the beginning of 2014, so it’s been 6 years
Me: quick maths 🤌🏼
YES! i was like
wait ... what year is it now ?
@@rayiwaizumi1147 2021....
His voice and personality are just 🌟mmhmmh🌟
"Smells like...freedom!"
I just love how random he sometimes is, makes me laugh every time.
And how sweet was this, meanwhile my last bf went to his mother when I was ill, because he did not want to cook for himself, nevermind caring for me. I'll just stay single for the rest of my life and enjoy a boyfriend audio here and there.
Too bad I could not listen to the rest of the audio because of my misophonia 😢
Having listened to Noah's patreon audios before and now listening to him munching away happily on dried salami is so weird, yet kinda funny. 😂
And for the record, I definitely want the burger!
I can’t watch now but I’m definitely watching/listening to this tonight
i feel like noah’s cheating on us with his dried salami...
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR AGES!! THE DRIED SALAMI VIDEO
true dedication is listening to this whole audio even tho eating sounds usually make me RAGE
Okay so now I’m curious about dried salami. And Noah sounds like he’s eating it like they were peanuts. 😂
They’re hella good
Same I’ve never heard of it
I tried those once but maybe he is eating like jerky or something but still they are good.
is it like salami sticks
@@ShaeGurl17 ja something like that
Finally a comfort audio that includes dried salami! I’ve been looking for one of these! 🥲
“You’re not as pale”
👩🏾🦱
If you mean ashy…
Then that would make more sense
« Smells like … Freedom »
Eren Yaeger : Did you say Freedom ????
His little "ehEhehE"🥰😩💘🤌
Noah talking about movies to watch
Me:
I just wanna watch Black widow…
“You’re not usually pale”
Me👩🏾🦱: i wouldn’t think so-
YOUR VOICE IS JUST SO CUTE- ATTRACTIVE- CARING- HELP😭
idk why but it makes genuinely happy listening to him enjoying his dried salami for almost 10 minutes straight like it's just made my mood 100 times better, so yeah keep eating your dried salami and bring happiness to the world, thanks 💕
He comes with sustenance.😭❤️
the hello in the beginning 😩😩😩💘💘💘💘💕💕💕
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE EATING DRIED SALAD AND I WAS LIKE “Bro is this guy just my bearded dragon in disguise”
Noah: I got you low fat, no sugar sandwich
Me with diabetes: 😫🥲🥺
😸
ouu qartveliii?
I love salami! This is so cute!!
UGH YEAAAHS NEEDED THIS
Noah: *eating dry salami*
Me: EATING ASMR.
KUROO TRULY GOT WHAT WE NEED💙💙💙😩😩😩
i normally hate the sound of eating but your eating is so relaxing and nice i love it
He's doing real amsr shit now huh. These mouth sounds dude, i can't 😅😅
The mouth sounds 😬😂
@@mina_6554 what ? This is not how we're suppose to say it ? 🤣🤣
@@carrot6195 no i mean, i thought the same haha
@@mina_6554 😂😂
his ✨ CHEWING ✨ sounds a heaven 😤😤
4:42 💗💗💗💗💗💗
Could u pls do a jealous bf vs… Asmr
i loved them soooo much 😩
9:54 BROTHA THE SMACKING PUHLEASEEE😭😭🤚🏽
The dried salami- i was just laughing the entire time. Who knew my sense of humor was sent by dried Salami-.
Why are you so good at asmr 👏🏼
Me, one who feel disgusted when my sister eat anything near me in the lowest voice possible, listened to this😂😂😂
“You’re not usually pale”
noah, im black
😭😭
SO MANY UPLOADS TODAY HUHU,,,,THANK THE UNIVERSE 💙😭🌟🌠✨🌈
i juts had a thought. If u and a vegatarian had beef, would u be able to actually state “ we have beef “ or would that me offensive 💀
It's too early for this shit-
Lmfao nah nah they don't have beef, they have lettuce 💀
Nah they have tofu
LMAOOO
OMG CONGRATS ON 102K ZUBS NOAHHHHH OMGGGGGGGGG
ILY AND THE AUDIO 🌸 💅 ✨
“You’re not usually pale”
*My skin:* 🟤
*Really? I had no idea.*
Wow ! .. This is so real !! 😳
I feel like I can see you eating and laughing in a very sweet way 🥺
Omg the way he entered with the hello had me giggling 😂
damn Im really drunk rn and this is the most soothing thing to listen to
pls this came at the perfect time i have period cramps 😭
I hope you feel better soon :)💖
@@Kai-fz8df ty dude :,)
I hate listening to people eat, but this man is doing something idk what it is but i don’t mind it at all.. I think I like it
i am now laying in my bed at 3:30 wanting to eat dried salamis
**stares at the title and thumbnail**
“i got what u need...”
what is it? the dried salami? 😂
Food is all we need
Cool Kitten in the building 😎
Noah: i think you have been sleeping for around 20 hours
Me: you didn't have to call me out like this 🙇🏻♀️
Okay first of all, I love this-second would you be able to make a video teaching us some German? I’ve had basically no exposure to the language and it just sounds so cool ^-^
I needed thisssss!!
smells like freedom, smells like team spirit
Almost disrespectful to sound that attractive🛌🏽
i get so happy when you post stg🙊
"you were really pale"
me, a black person : 👁👄👁
He takes such good care of us 🥰
Thank you for this video noah, I badly nees this asmr now...
omg i was just watching all your previous vids
No one
Noah: 👃👃👃👃 it smells like freedom
Me:why did u smell eren yeager
OK BUT THE "e hi hi"
Yass just when I need it
I always love hearing you ☺️
Willy Wonka approves this video
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